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Where did chotu go?

He's gone inside to keep

the bucket that you threw.

Brother, they took our car.

The three chics took your car.

They made a big fool of you.

Men can't think straight

With a hot-head.

Car, money,

Honour, Wife

Kings lost their kingdoms

due to this hot-hotheadedness.

Battles were fought!

Hello, sir. I'm alright. Please talk decently.

Let me talk.

Hey, I'm the wife of Pranav Kumar.

Oh, your highness, please order.

He is my brother.

We were lost,

So those chics helped us.

Do you know anything about them?

I don't know much about them, your highness.

These ladies come from Punjab,

Fuck innocent people

I mean, fool innocent people

People say that

They come here and do some dirty work

And then rob valuables like wallets, clothes and in your case, car.

No one informs the police?

Since the chics are from Punjab,

Bhatinda,

and then you know,

policemen are lazy.

Policemen here have jurisdiction here,

Policemen there have jurisdiction there.

It's all messed up.

No one is interested in working.

Couldn't you have told us when they were taking our car?

Please forgive me, your highness.

It's a source of entertainment for me

There is no TV, cable,

And the internet is also 2g.

I would advise you

Take the highway

And catch the car.

That bus is crap.

Won't have made it far.

I'm saying let's just go to the cops.

Fuck this shit.

No, then Pranav will get to know about

all this and that'll be another mess.

If anything happens to Tiago,

I won't be able to live.

Quit your melodrama.

Let's take a lift till the highway

Then we'll figure out the rest.

Lift? Why?

Your highness,

Offer me a chance to serve you.

In my opinion,

You should rent one of my cars

And get going.

Let's discuss the budget.

This

And this.

Both move like knife on butter.

Where are we?

All these used cars are up for sale

Yeah, but isn't it too quiet?

Baba, I think we shouldn't take Chanchal along.

So you'll leave me in the parking lot?

I'm concerned about your safety. You don't need to bark.

I wish our parents had thought

so much about safety.

That's very rude huh?

very rude

You deserve it

Hey,

How is it my fault?

And if you had obediently

had sex with Shoshana

then we wouldn't be running

around in the desert like refugees

and the car wouldn't have been stolen

My fault?

It's okay

Oh!

Okay

Sarcasm?

Nice

Um, excuse me brother

Ya?

Tell

Epic

We wanted a favour from you

Tell

We..

Man, wh..what are you doing with this phone

Baba this is beautiful!

Tch, hey

Um, we are

looking for them

Have you gone crazy?

your fate is doomed

Don't go looking for them

But, they stole our car

Hahaha, that is what they do

So we just want to talk to them

Don't talk to them

You need to talk to their daddy

Where will we find their dad?

Right in this lane

Ahead of Lucky's store

Baba

He is doing it with all three of them together

Should we knock?

Sshh.. element of surprise

What if he shoots us in the name of surprise

Let's open this

Baba one..two..

Hey, quite

Chitvan shalom!

Hey Soshan

Baby

Who's that?

Hey

Friends!

come

You are?

Polo Marco

You already met Shoshana

Jael

Tahliya

Yeah we met them, they stole our car

Now which car?

My car, Tiago

9590

Oops

Oops?

Your car's gone

Where?

Here, there everywhere

What? Let it go Na

Hey baby

No, don't be naughty

Come here, come to daddy

Come,

come come come come

I am sorry

I love them

They are like my daughters

Don't be naughty go go go

So, uh

Are you from Israel?

Israel?

They are from Pune

My real name is Makrant Pol

Here Polo Marco

Met these babies outside Osho ashram

Okay so, so what

Have you dismantled our car?

Listen Mr.

Pol

North pole, south pole, Makrant Pol

Sir your English isn't very good

Can we switch to Hindi please?

Is it okay if we talk in Hindi?

Yeah, cool

Okay, so you are saying

that you have dismantled our car and sold it?

Correct

What the fuck!

Hey, wait a minute

So now what should be done?

You tell

You won't get the car back

How about a massage?

Hey you fool stop joking about it

One minute, one minute chitvan we'll go to the police

We will go to the police

Yeah, yeah good idea

But what is the proof?

Documents of the car

You have the documents, right?

They are there in the car

What?

Yeah

You must be having copies of it, right?

It is there in the car

Any RC or anything?

Maybe you kept something in your wallet?

Will I roam around with it in my pocket?

Why won't you? He took your wallet as well

Make her understand

Cars get stolen sometimes

Fuck man Just stop it

Amazing, you guys

Just fucking go to the cops

Come on guys

What is this?

Protection

The thing is, a lot of thefts happen here

Listen

Marco Polo

Hey!

I'll hit you real hard

Just stop it. Leave him

Stop it Chitvan

Just stop it Chitvan

Stop it I said. One minute

Hey

Wallet

Yeah, giving sorry

Fast One minute

Baba what are you doing?

Let me handle this

Oh nice

Dollars

I love dollars

Take this

I have left five hundred

Feed the kids vadapav, okay?

Now things are settled between us

Go straight home, okay?

Go straight

Home

Come, let's get out of here

Come, Chitvan

Let's go

Move, move

Gave him money

Baba,

Do you understand the meaning of elder brother

What?

You shat your pants in there

You were distributing money like a cow

Did I have any other options?

He slapped me and you didn't even move

If you hadn't moved much

You wouldn't have gotten slapped

This is your reply?

And what if he molested Chanchal? What would you have done?

Nothing right?

Just shut up Chitvan, Okay?

This happened just

because of your foolishness

What the fuck did I do?

Was it necessary to argue in front of him

Do you have the documents

Photocopies of the documents?

What is in your purse?

I was just reacting naturally

At least I reacted

Unlike you

Oh come on, not you too okay?

What was I supposed to do?

Should I have hit them back?

If they would have beaten us up

And done something with Chanchal

Then could we do something?

It was smart to quietly leave that place

And go to the police after that

Baba

I used to call you a loser jokingly

Today you actually showed how fainthearted you are

If you hadn't stopped me

Hey, Jackie Chan, I didn't stop you

That guy slapped you and

His goons stopped you

And if you were so angry?

Then why didn't you beat them up then and there

Why were you waiting for my support?

You were spending your fuck all

without my support for so many years

Then what happened today?

I ran away exactly from this shit

I was happy there only

Great

So now you admit it

That running away from your problems has always been your habit

Oh please you don't speak okay?

You ran away too from there

If you were that unhappy, why didn't you leave earlier?

Pranav was heckling you out of the house

I ran away for you two Oh, come on please

Please dude, cut the crap okay?

There is no such deep love amongst us

There is a situational comedy happening

That's why we are together

Otherwise nobody is bothered about each other

We don't even know what is going on in our lives

And why do you think that happened

Because we don't fucking care

Whatever I did in there

Was because I care for you guys

And do you actually think I am scared of that shithead?

You think I am scared of him?

I can't beat him up?

Motherfucker, I'll show him right now

What I can do

Baba! Baba!`

Stop breaking shit and being a hero.

The villian is getting away.

I found my Tiago

I love you my life

See, the Tiago

Yeah Yeah yes

Sir save me sir

This guy has gone mad

He'll kill me sir

Sir, this guy and his three girls together...

Sir they are my daughters sir

Three daughters?

Yes sir. He and his brother

were trying to molest my daughters

You molested his daughters?

Hey, shut up

Yes sir, my poor girls

Were changing

He was peeping in

My kids yelled

I came outside

This guy started touching them sir

What nonsense is he saying?

I tried stopping him

He hit me with a rod instead sir

Look at this sir

Sir he...

Sir his those three daughters

Were drinking beer in the desert

He stole our car and was dismantling it and selling it

Baba, I found the car it's parked right outside

Baba

Did you sleep off?

It is a little uncomfortable, isn't it?

Do you know ladies' cell is way better than this

They have mosquito repellents too

I saw

You should be happy Baba

I told you right this experience is necessary

Now you have this experience too

Now you are a real man

Should I give you a tip?

In a hostel or jail

It is best to empty your stomach in the morning

After that the commode doesn't stay fit to be used

And you hygiene habits.. .how rude

Brother

Do you feel like going to the loo early in the morning

Come, you guys have been bailed out

Hmm get up

Hey

What happened?

Baba

Hey, What's up?

Oh, he's still in his character

Chanchal called me

In the midnight

So..

So you came all the way to Bhatinda for us?

For her

Awww

Your car keys

It's parked outside

And that

wooden carriage, what is that?

Batmobil, took it on ren..nothing

Sir

I can go right?

Yeah sure sure

Jiju, thanks

Baba, I'll see you outside

Come come

Khurana sir, thank you very much

No Kuwar sir

Why are you making it a big deal?

Don't thank me just give my salutation to colonel sir

Sure sure

Make sure you catch that fraud He shouldn't be troubling anybody else

Absolutely sir, he is lucky he escaped this time

We'll catch him sir

And brother you too

Need to control a little

Any blonde, brunette

Everyday guys are locked up for them

No no no, you are misunderstanding

It is not a wrong thing

It is very natural

But there is nothing like that sir

Chandan, Chandan

Let it go

Sir understood

Thanks

I'll leave

You have the car too and

Chanchal is also...

Where is she?

Ticket

Manali

Baba I have taken parathas and chips to eat on the way

We'll drink fresh lassi ahead

Hey listen, I

What is this?

What?

What the fuck is this?

Oh, this?

It was a prayer to find the car

Bhole baba, Neelkanth.

Changes shades,

Gets better.

I can't do this. What?

I can't do this.

I can't fucking look at you right now

Coming to you is the biggest

fucking mistake of my life

What are you saying?

Fuck you, man.

Baba, you're just jealous.

Okay, sorry!

Family helps you out during a crisis

But when the family is full of fools,

They create a crisis.

Go Mumbai Indians!

I should've gone straight to mom and dad in Manali.

Baba!

Compatibility...

♫ A mother asks, ♫

♫ “Oh my daughter, what bothers you?” ♫

♫ “Oh, mother where does the moon go, ♫

♫ where do the stars go, ♫

♫ and where do the ones we love go?” ♫

♫ Oh daughter, the moon may hide, ♫

♫ the stars may disappear, ♫

♫ the ones close to our hearts never leave us ♫