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I don't understand anything.

Yeah. Their language is a little weird.

I am not talking about the language.

I am talking about the situation.

Which situation?

The fake pregnancy thing.

We don't understand Marwari doesn't

Mean that they don't understand Hindi.

What tete-e-tete is up here?

Our guests are dying to meet you.

Chit chat?

Let's go.

Your wife is a foreigner?

Yes.

I have seen foreigners.

They keep visiting this place.

Okay.

It would be incredible, right?

With a foreigner?

Come on, tell me more.

How long have you known Chanchal?

I am her brother.

Oh,

Then you must know her for quite some time.

Have you been divorced?

Yes.

Why?

There were some differences.

Obviously, you would have left her.

Why would anyone leave you?

You will at least spend a couple of nights with us, right?

In the mansion.

I'm a DJ.

I play music.

Okay-Okay.

Which instrument do you play?

No. I...

I use a computer to mix music.

I compose on my own.

On a computer?

Yeah.

Then what is your talent in that?

It's a complicated process.

It's imperative to have an understanding of music.

No. I mean You can't play any instrument

like tabla, sarangi, tanpura etc.

You are more of a..

Remix guy.

Hey,

What's the point in arguing, uncle?

He plays modern music.

Listen to it once at least.

Lunch.

I really liked your song.

Hmm.. It was quite nice.

Others were staring at me as if I

Don't worry about these vintage people..

They are not your audience.

I am used to it now.

What happened to Pranav?

He was such a cool guy.

He has turned into an ass.

Why?

He is right.

He used to be so cool in college.

Now he is like Anil Kapoor from Virasat.

He has grown his mustache so dense that

Chanchal, you..

Are you happy here? Are you okay?

Yeah, I..

I think so.

Actually..

Son, even the camels here have a

better sense of music than you.

What was that?

You might not have enjoyed it..

Let go of this DJ thing.

You should learn to play music from these kids.

You will earn a lot.

They go for world tours.

Foreigners are crazy for them.

Now.. You must be knowing Madonna?

Yes. Absolutely.

Madonna. She came here last week.

You see that kid playing there?

She kissed him on his cheek.

Oh, wow!

Buniya.

Where did Madonna kiss you?

Oh wow! So nice.

Uncle, your ride is here.

Let's go, uncle.

My wishes are with you.

Fucked up old nut!

Can we go and get a drink somewhere?

No!

That won't be possible.

Why?

This is not US or Mumbai.

The system is a little different here.

Bro, we are her brothers.

But how will the onlookers know?

Should we tie rakhis?

See, I don't want to argue.

There are certain rules here.

Chanchal is the queen.

First lady.

So, she is not supposed to mingle with commoners.

Pranav?

Listen, I really don't

understand what the big deal is?

Listen.

Can we not get into a discussion about this right now?

Please? Don't talk about it now?

And by the way, I have a great plan for you people.

I'm going to play Polo.

You also accompany us.

Watch the match.

And then after that..

You will taste our Khus flavored alcohol.

And Faluda for you.

Polo?

Khus?

Faluda?

Shall we go?

So, now you know what I am dealing with.

But, what is this fake pregnancy thing?

The entire family is after me.

Pressurizing me.

They are dying for an heir.

But things aren't there yet.

What?

You and Pranav haven't had sex yet?

Of course we have had sex, you idiot.

I just haven't got pregnant yet.

Chanchu, are you infertile?

She's your sister!

No, Chitvan. I am quite fertile. Thank you.

It's just..

I don't want a child yet.

So, why don't you want a child?

I am not sure.

First of all, Pranav and I should be on the same page.

Same page?

As of now, you both are are on different books.

You are an expert on relationships, right?

Baba, I am the only one in this car

whose marriage is not in ruins.

He is such an idiot.

Forget it. It's futile talking to him.

Tell me. What do you want to do now?

Sooner or later, the truth will be out.

To be honest, I have not thought it through.

I just told a small lie. How would I

know that the entire thing will..

So, what's the plan now?

Listen.

You should get pregnant.

Make love after Polo tonight.

Don't talk about all of this in front of me, Chitvan.

I will forward you a picture on WhatsApp.

It shows best positions for quick results.

Please.

Fuck. I need a drink.

Hello.

Yeah, hello. What happened?

I am not feeling too well.

Okay. So I will just call them and cancel the tournament.

Send the horses back to the stable.

No. Don't send the horses back.

Listen, I will go back home with these guys.

We have a lot of catching up to do anyways.

You should go ahead.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay. I will see you at dinner.

Don't send the horses. Bring them back.

Let's go.

Are we clear?

So?

Where are we going?

Mansion, right?

Baba.

You are beautiful.

Chanchu. Yeah.

Remember you had a boyfriend back in college?

His name sounded like some sea-food?

Ajitesh Jhingan?

Jhingan!

Yeah.

Yeah. I met him.

He was at my club.

You left him or he left you?

I left him, bro.

Big mistake.

He is a millionaire now. You should have married him.

Logic is not your strong point, right?

Pranav is also rich.

Yeah. But he is in a desert, baba.

He does not come to my club.

Listen, one second. What happened to your girlfriend?

Nothing.

What do you mean?

I mean..

She was my last girlfriend but I was not her last boyfriend.

By the way, my ex..

I mean..

Sorry?

No..

Now, I am supposed to tell now, right?

I thought it's my turn.

You guys are done now, so..

I thought...that...

Full FOMO.

What is FOMO?

FOMO?

Fear Of Missing Out, baba.

#GetWithIt, big bro.

What is this?

I thought US would make him a little cool.

Whiskey.

Which one?

Any.

Hi.

Hi.

Payal.

Hi, I am Chandan. How are you?

So, Chandan. Can I buy you a drink?

Sorry?

Since you did not ask. So I thought I should.

I'm so sorry. Can I buy you a..

What will you have?

It depends.

On what?

On our plans after the drink.

You can join us for dinner.

Everyone eats after a drink.

Why don't we do something different?

Give me another drink.

Different as in?

Like...

I don't know.

Dancing.

I can't dance.

Taking out all the frustration of the divorce.

As if he is in a trance.

What did the chillum baba mix in this, man?

I am seeing things.

I can even see my brother-in-law

Whooo

What?

Hey!

Hey

Hey, pink shirt

Play the music, man.

How are you feeling now?

Look Pranav,

We just wanted to spend some time tog..

Please

In your condition

So irresponsible

Whatever happened today, shouldn't have happened

The consequences of this will be known tomorrow.

As of now

To handle this situation, I have taken a decision

What situation?

Chandan

Chitvan

I really regret saying this but,

Both of you need to leave my house right now

And go on your own way

What is wrong with you?

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?

With me?

Ya bro there is something very

very very very wrong with you!

Please stay quite, Chitvan.

Hey, don't say please and all, man.

And what is all this 'situation' , 'tete-e-tete'?

What are you saying man?

Brother Chandan, please make him understand

Hey stop this brother brother brother thing

Am I Alok Nath or what?

Acting all royal and shit.

What is wrong with you, man?

What do you want to say?

Say it clearly!

Why are you guys fucking my case, man?

I have so many responsibilities!

I am going to stand for the elections.

I have to uphold a personality, an image...

God!

In your private life too?

Ya but your background will emerge in your foreground

I wasn't aware of that

One minute, one minute

S..Sorry

So, you do this maanyavar acting all the time?

This isn't acting dude, this is my life.

People have expectations from me.

And you guys are creating even more problems for me.

But if your behavior harms the reputation of my family then..

Oh, fuck me

How much Hindi does he

throw our way, baba?

What non-sense is this?

Hey, you shut up, Chitvan.

Just..Just be quite yeah or else I..

Or else what?

It'll be really bad

Hey!

And how is your brother behaving?

Keeping aside the night's shenanigans,

This Chitvan even ruined the whole party!

Huh,What were you playing?

Don't say anything about my music or else...

Hey, you shut your face man!

I'll hit you with on your nose.

You fuckin' fuckin'

Hey..hey Chandan

And what were you doing?

Such dirty, vulgar dance?

You were looking like a filthy pervert.

This is why your wife must have left you.

Fuck!

I am so sorry.

I am so sorry!

Pranav, it was an impulsive thing

I..I..I didn't mean to..

We'll go actually, you know.

Pranav!

Baba

Stop it, stop

Argh

Ahaa aa

Oh, fuck!

My mustache!

Whoa!

Aah...

Stop it!

Enough!

Hey!

I don't know.

I am frustrated.

What?

It is really old

Since the time of Sepoy mutiny.

I am sorry, I think I said a little too much.

But it will be better if both of you leave.

No

They aren't going anywhere.

Chanchal, please stay out of this, okay?

Why?

They are my brothers.

Suddenly you are so affectionate towards them?

You guys don't talk for three years at a stretch,

Suddenly they drop here out of the blue

So now they are your brothers?

No, no I am sorry they have to go, okay?

I need to answer...

My family, my people.

Your people?

Get out of this Mangal Pandey era!

Open your eyes.

You are not the prince of any province.

You are just the rich owner of an old mansion.

And 40 people make a Whatsapp group.

Not a kingdom!

Shut up, Chanchal!

Don't you dare talk to me like that.

Bro, just take it easy, okay?

Listen, it will be better

If you don't interfere in our personal matters.

Okay?

Chanchal, just go to your room and I'll sort this.

No!

I'll do whatever I have to do

Not a servant.

And one more thing

These two will not go anywhere tonight.

That is not for you to decide.

Fine

If they go, I go

Go.

Fine

Come

One minute, one minute one minute

Everybody just calm down.

No need to take so much stress.

Chanchal, we were about to leave in a while anyway.

So

You know let's not stretch this thing.

No, why shouldn't I stretch it?

Is this how your Rajput ancestors taught you to treat your guests?

Chanchal, enough!

I am not scared of you, Pranav.

I am not from the world which

Bows in front of you, remember?

Outside you roam around like the king of the jungle

But the truth is that in the bedroom you...

That means our brother-in-law is impotent?

Just...

Get the fuck out of my house.

Just go.

Come on.

Let's go.

Right now.

Take out the car.

Idiot!

The one that works, that one

Yes sir