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Tell me something, do guys come over often?

Ya ok, he stays. But he never bothers me!

Hey Tanya!

Ritu's looking for you

I'm moving in with his friends

Why don't you come along, every one keeps asking for you

You can't live here, lets go!

No it's not like that

I'll wait for your call

Four hundred and seventy six

four hundred and seventy seven

four hundred and seventy eight

Four hundred and seventy nine!

You have seen all the flats in Mumbai!

Now there are a few flats in pune

If you say so, i'll book the tatkal tickets for you

Or you want to catch a running one?

All the flats in Mumbai are done?

Now you can't show us any more?

No no

I can show you my own house, in my father's absence

But, If you like it,

Where will we go?

I'm going to have a little brother

Your little brother...

You mean, in a city of millions, there isn't a decent place for one more person to stay?

You can..I told you

His job is in mumbai? Why will he live in pune?

Yes.

Jansatabdi directly goes there!

I'm asking, how is it possible for a person to travel 8 hours a day in train?

Then take the bus.

Volvo bus, with pushback seat goes everyday!

I can't beleive this!

Is he not getting it?

wait. you are scaring me too

please look for a house in Mumbai

My job here here!

Ok Mikesh ji

Even you cooperate a bit

I'll do whatever I can till friday

Why friday?

I have my supplymentary exam for polytecnic on saturday

If I flunk again for the fourth time,My father will make me work at the post office

First of all I am not your...

Why are you getting so upset?

And you know there is a lot of parking issue in Mumbai, still you got tiwari's car!

We could have taken a rikshaw!

You get rashes in the heat

I thought you'll be comfortable in the AC

Why are you taking out your anger on me?

Because Mikesh, I am constantly worried because of you!

One day you took a job transfer from US suddenly

One day you want to get married!

And I have no clue where and How are you staying these days

You could have planned atleast a little bit!

I am here to get married not to fight a war that I needed a plan!

I can't keep thinking for the two of us.

I sometimes think we were happier in long distance

Ya what?

Hi Tanu!

What you doing?

Nothing

I am a little angry, not in a good mood

Why do ruin your mood like that?

You know, if you spoil your mood then... -Your mood gets ruined too

No My mood is always good

I just get a little worried about your mood

What can I do

A fool?

no

Won't be that big a fool

A fool won't be the star analyst of Wipro

See, he'll take you out for lunch now

Not ShivSagar. Taj!

Or Marriott

Fools don't get a bonous of 30,000

What are you doing?

I'm looking.

What are you looking at?

She's sitting in a car

I'm thinking

Stop it and come inside

Cool!

5 minutes

You don't let me stay mad for even 5 minutes

I Did it!

I am such a stud!

I'm pathertic. Let's go now we are getting late

Tiwari asked you check the batteries.

Did you do it?

What are we going to do now?

Auto!

Auto!

Bhai!

Will you come out or not!

What do you mean reach the alter without me.

Give me the phone, I'll speak to him

speak to Vimal

He's saying get out!

Is he mad?

ok Bhai....

You want 20 minutes...

Take it!

But next time,

I'm going to bring dad with me.

Let's go, don't worry

He'll come in a while

It's his first time. Don't worry

ok. see you at the alter! Let's start eating

This flat is very nice.

That's why I contacted the owner directly from commonfloor.com

Don't worry, I've spoken to the broker aswell

Ya Mikesh, that's fine but they called us the day after tomorow

It dosen't look good to disturb someone so late at night

See there are so many light, they are probably having some function

We won't be having a tea party

We'll see the house and leave in 5 minutes

We anyway have 9:45's show for Gone Girl

You sleep off in 20 minutes then keep asking me who killed

Is this a joke...

The snacks are being distributed downstairs

All the guesta are there

Have something before we leave

We are not the guests

We spoke to your father

Girdhari ji

Mikesh!

I mean your father's girdhari ji. I am Mikesh

We are here to see your house

If you don't mind.

Mikesh, he is about to get married

Oh!

congrats!

In an hour!

No.

We'll tour the house in 5 minutes and leave

Come

How can someone be so rude?

Who treats their guests like this?

It's his wedding today! - so what?

Wait! Are you Mikesh Chaudhury?

From Indore?

Yes.

Mikki Bhaiya!

I'm Pathik!

Gittu!

we used to play together as kids!

Rajnish's brother!

I gave 25 runs in a baby over!

Oh Gittu!

How are you?

Watch the flowers... - ya sorry

You have lost so much weight!

Ya come in. He's a friend!

You are getting married?

Ya...

Love marraige

That's great!

This is tanya

girlfriend...

Fiance...

Girlfriend.

Hi, Tanya!

Congrats

Where is everyone else?

Oh downstairs

Are you waiting here to show the house?

Bhaiya..I am stuck in a situation

i'll tell you, Let's go over there

She wants to meet me now!

Who?

Rashmi!

Who Rashmi?

My..would be...

oh..ya!

Why?

What if she is coming for..THAT! I'm a little worried

Tha...Are you mad? Why would she come here for that few hours before the wedding?

Bhaiya, You don't know her!. She likes to test me!

Once I told her I was scared of heights.

She took me to the 24th floor for dinner

I'll obviously be scared at that height!

I think She want to test me on that...before the wedding.

No. why would she test...

Haven't you guys....

It's a love marraige right?

so...

No. i'll do that after marraige

Who does it before wedding anyway?

You have done it?

ME?

Ok so she...

That's why...

That's why she was mad at me in Khandala

I don't even know how to do it?

How do you not know?

Haven't you seen those videos?

I've seen reference videos, but that's for entertainment

People watch it educational purpose too?

You learnt it by watching?

No no

Not by watching. when you...

Bhaiya. come sit down! and tell me

How do we start?

You've been a stud since childood. Let's sit down and discuss

What's the procedure?

How do you start?

start. I mean...

Lock the doors...

And...

Kiss her. -I'll nail it..what next?

ya so after that...

Take off the clothes

No both of yours. It'll look weird if you are standing naked alone

So kiss in done

Then we took off each other's clothes

Then I wear the condom

Then?

Clothes,

Then you just...

It's goes on auto pilot in a flow

What is this thing with flavours

What flavour?

the flavours..they keep showing

In advertisements

It's suppose to be worn not eaten..

Who are you?

Who are you?

No, I understood the first position, Second one is fine aswell

I don't understand the third one. I mean how...

How to do it?

The third on is not..

It's not that...

Just coordinate with each other and manage

Don't worry. It's easy

How can I not worry!

I can't even remember one position

How I am I going to handle being married

I can't handle kids and stuff

Everything wil change from tomorrow

You are cool!

You don't have any plans of marriage

Just have sex!

No point in getting married

This is the last cigarette

She's here. coudn't even finish the last cigarette

Nikki might come with papa in a while

You coudn't have waited for half an hour?

Who are they?

I told you, I wanted to meet you alone.

Hi.

Mikesh.

Congrats

Oh! mehendi!

Come here!

No.

I'm not going to the room alone

Just do whatever you want here.

Guys I'm so sorry. I'll gve you some privacy. come on mikesh.

Do it here, I'm not going to the room alone

Why are scared, I taught you

What about the third position?

You wont be able to reach third... First will be enough for you

Really?

You want to do it here?

ya!

These are our people..

ok.

I can't marry you!

Gittu!

Your phone is ringing

hello.

Ya papa.

No I'm coming

I'll be there

Ok, you leave with everyone else, I'll come on the horse alone

Ok. I'm coming!

THey are calling me downstairs

The bride is standing here like this.

Are you testing me?

Mikki bhaiya, I told you she keeps testing me!

Is this the time to test me?

Test?

I'll come here before the wedding to test you?

I've been trying to meet you for so long!

For two weeks i've been trying to speak

I called you yesterday, today morning. Did you talk?

Uncle fell sick, he was handli ng everything

Another one has rashes!

I am meeting the caterers

I've been very busy

All the functions are going on

How am I suppose to guess this is why you were calling

I gave you so many hints

We are not playing puzzles here!

Why didn't you tell me straight away, you didn't want to marry

So, I'm telling you now!

I can't get married

Sorry to interrupt you guys. See you

No no wait! tanu

Why can't you marry him?

He is such a nice guy?

Such a nice dress he is wearing!

What is the problem?

Who are you?

Who is he?

Mikki bhaia, from Indore

Miki bhaiya, this is my life!

It's my descision

It was fine till college

But my whole life?

I won't be able to last it

What do you mean by that? He is not a mobile phone that you wont be able to last!

He is a human! they last very long!

My father is still there!

It's not that complicated!

It's not that easy either

If it was. I woudn't have taken such a huge step

Papa has spent so much!

No. It's okay

No expense is more important that your future

If you are not prepared, then you are not

How can you be not prepared? Come here!

You don't have to be so stressed.

You are just nervous.

I don't know

It's just...

No, it's ok. You don't have to explain yourself. I can understand

What do you understand?

I can't understand

Gittu, why are you standing quietly like this? no one's understanding any of this

ok

If she dosen't want to. then...

Ok.

You are fine with it?

Now you don't want to do it

I can't force you

So you won't even say..

You are misunderstanding

We should talk about it

Rashmi is asking something

Answer!

What do you want?

It's not my decision alone?

We'll do whatever you want!

You always do this!

What do you want?

Ya Nikki, I'm comming

I'll come!

I don't want to dance with Monga uncle!

Everyone wants to dance with the groom

What's your problem?

You are my problem!

I refused to marry you and you don't even care!

you didn't want to get married. So, I am doing it for you!

You are judging me!

ok.ok!

no no

The thing is...

She want to get married

But she thinks,

You get influenced very easily!

So, she want you to convince her!

That you don't get influenced!

Then she'll be convinced!

Right?

No but

It's important to know, what you want!

I mean if you have second thoughts about the marraige then...

Tanu man! you...are breaking it. I'm trying to...

I'm just... -One minute!

Gitu! Apologise!

She'll be fine!

You will be right?

She will!

Sorry won't do anything, Bhaiya!

I knew it during our Khandala trip that...

You are not interested in me at all!

There was no intimacy between us!

If this is how it is in 3 years, what is going to happen in the future?

Khandala trip...

Khandala trip...was my fault

I didn't know how to do it back then!

But mikki bhaiya taught me

A few positions and all

That's the problem right?

We are going to Goa next week

That's not the only problem!

When you are with your friends, do you even think of me?

I wait for your call till 12 and then go off to sleep

When I say I Love you,

You say, Wish you the same!

How can you be so insensitive?

Who gifts a water purifier to his girlfriend on her birthday?

And, now whent I'm refusing to marry, you don't even care!

Do you even love me?

Are you crazy?

I would have just had sex like Mikki Bhaiya!

You know how much sex he has?

You are thinking too much!

Weren't we happy before?

Don't create doubts in your mind in the last moment.

You don't understand!

I don't want to force this marraige on you

You are doing this because, I wanted to

I can't take such a huge descision for you

Can't you take a stand?

It's tuff!

I have four older brohers who never listened to me

It'll obviously scare me to take such a huge descision. Aren't you scared?

I do get scared!

When I look at my married friends, I get very scared

That we'll become boring like them

I'll go from being your cute girlfriend to being your irritating wife!

I won't change, I'll always be a fool!

And you are so smart!

But you'll realise it one day.

Even you'll realise!

All of my cute habits...

They'll start irritating you

You'll just fight with me!

I'll fight!

The guy who travelled for 16 hrs in a crowded general compartment to meet you in Delhi!

He'll fight with you?

I've been doing overtime in the office everyday!

So that I can buy a car to drop you office

and I'll fight with you?

Have you ever thought...

I have your favorite chinese food, every week!

And then start vomiting, have I ever told you?

I don't know much,

But I like being with you!

Me too

I'm sorry.

I couldn't speak to you, or meet you so...

I just freaked out!

I'm sorry

It's ok now, don't apologise

Tell me what you want?

You want to get married or not?

Gittu! Gittu?

Gittu, open the door. Every one is waiting downstairs!

Be carefull, the decoration is getting ruined

THe decoration dosen't matter! -Please huury it's my wedding!

Ya almost there

Ok leave now!

Bye. See you at the Aisle

I'll leave

Ok rush!

Thanks Mikesh bhaiya!

You helped a lot!

Ok tanu Bhabi, take care of Bhaiya!

Bye!

I'll leave

Are you thinking the same thing?

Ya, we are late for the movie.

No no

I thought that's what you were thinking

I was...

Thinking about our marraige

Ya.

You too?

What do you think, should we do it?

What do you think?

If I say yes and you don't, then you'll be stuck!

It'll break your heart

And if you did the same, then that'll happen to me

So then,

Should we toss?

We'll have to say it together

What?

Yes or no

Ok

Fine, ok then

On my count,

one...

two...

Is it till three or five?

Till three

Ready?

One... - we have say it at three?

Or after three?

This....this is tough!

Please. please

Let's text!

So, let's type the message and sent it on three.

Ready?

One...

Two...

Oh shit!

I sent it!

The touch screen is so sensitive! -Then don't keep your finger on it!

Thank you so much!

Even I think so, we are not ready!

Isn't it?

Yes man!

I didn't think about anything after marraige

We are fine. aren't we?

We are happy right?

Then it's fine!

We don't want to get married

I'm so happy Tanu!

So am I.