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RINGING NOISE
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Everything's cool for the first few
seconds.
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Then I remember what I'm like and
how I have to be that today,
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tomorrow and every day until I'm
not.
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Mm...
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Why am I here?
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Don't you remember?
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RINGING CONTINUES
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Ugh...
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You said everything was spinning.
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Yeah, cos I'd just drank a bottle of
vodka.
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Why?
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I lost my job.
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And I fell out with someone - it's
what people do.
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But I don't.
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Well, not everyone's problems can be
solved by cat videos.
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And anal clenches.
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Sorry, Shereen, I don't mean that.
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You've done so much, letting me
stay.
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I'm taking the piss - you should
evict me.
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Well, you're a guest, not a tenant.
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I wouldn't let a tenant sleep in my
bed, it would be breach of the lease.
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It shuts my head up.
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Drink.
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Well, how can I help you?
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Don't let me go to odd bits.
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Shiatsu's really good for anxiety.
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And I need someone to practise
on for my course.
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RINGING NOISE
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I think I feel worse than that.
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PHONE BUZZING
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All Of My Thoughts
by Spiritualized
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BUZZING ECHOES
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Look.
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This is as bad as you're going to
feel.
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Promise.
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This was a positive bonding
experience.
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Even if I am going to spend the rest
of today worrying I tried
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to sleep-finger her.
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♪ Don't know what to do by myself
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♪ Cos all of my thoughts are of you
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♪ All my thoughts... ♪
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It's time to bring in the big guns,
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before I shoot myself in the head
with one.
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Before you ask, I had a really nice
childhood.
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I wasn't abused.
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Unless, not being allowed a horse is
abuse.
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OK.
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Good to know.
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So...
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..why do I think about molesting
strangers and...
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..going down on my mum?
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Yeah, intrusive thoughts can be
ridiculous,
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but it is normal to have them...
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But why would I think them if I
didn't want to do them?
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Can you tell me another one of your
intrusions, like,
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the last one you had, perhaps?
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Oh. I know, I know - this is
difficult
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but everything you say stays in
here.
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I was thinking about fingering you.
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I was thinking about stabbing you in
the face with my pen
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and how I'd have to pay my cleaner
extra cos of the blood
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and the ink stains.
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Erm...
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It was only a thought.
MARNIE SIGHS
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It doesn't mean anything.
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And what did you do in response to
that thought?
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Told myself I didn't want to do it.
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You tried to reassure yourself?
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Did that work?
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No, still thinking about it.
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And you haven't touched me.
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Which would suggest that you are NOT
going to act on your intrusions.
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But I have acted on them.
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With various people and various
genders in various ways.
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Ah, so you keep checking?
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Yeah.
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That's a compulsion.
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Anything you do as a reaction to
your intrusive thoughts
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is a compulsion.
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Do any of these things stop the
thoughts,
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or the anxiety they cause you?
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No.
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So, could it be that your solutions
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are part of the problem?
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OCD is a recognised condition
that people get help for.
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Help!
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I'm cured!
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Really? No, I've got to come back.
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Everything OK?
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Uh, it's an anxiety thing.
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Snap!
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That's probably because we're both
creative.
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It's, like, nature's compliment.
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PHONE BUZZING
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Uh, thanks SO much for this.
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I'll pay you back.
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Oh, it's my treat.
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The last functional present I got
was when my parents got me
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an office chair for my Christmas.
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This is much better.
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SHEREEN LAUGHS
Come on.
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All right? It's me - the knob end
from his mum and dad's house, again.
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Have you blocked me?
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I'm starting to think that you have
- I've sent a lot of texts!
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Anyway, will you just erm...
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Will you ring me back?
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Cos, erm...
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Yeah, I meant to be going to this
thing later and I've got
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to convince these work people that
I'm all right.
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And uh, yeah, I'm not.
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I feel, erm...
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I feel shit, actually, cos of,
you know,
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cos of how I was with you.
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So, yeah, will you just...
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Will you just talk to me?
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I know I don't really know you, but
I feel like I know enough.
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Too much, perhaps.
HE LAUGHS
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But, you know too much about me and
all.
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That's...
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T-That's why we should be mates.
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So, erm...
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Yeah, call me back.
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PHONE BEEPS
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Fuck.
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Sugar Town
by Nancy Sinatra
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♪ I got some troubles but they won't
last
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♪ I'm gonna lay right down here in
the grass... ♪
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All the fucked up stuff I've done is
cos of my disorder,
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even the sex stuff.
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From now on, I am off it.
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This is a friend zone.
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If you see me near anyone's
genitals,
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just smack them out of my hands.
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£62.37, right?
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Yeah, thanks.
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I didn't think you'd come.
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Unless it's the ghost of you and
you've come to haunt me.
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Which I would deserve.
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I'd haunt the fuck out of you!
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I'd chuck your furniture about, wake
you up in the middle of the night,
cos that was...
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I know... I don't even know what
that was!
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Inexcusable?
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I would love an excuse!
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I'm trying to think of one.
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I don't want you to make one up,
I want you to talk to me.
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Cos I did you a favour. I know and
I'm so grateful...
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Libby thinks that I get junior staff
off Tinder.
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She started calling them "Tinterns".
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I fully accept responsibility
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for how fucked up I was - both
times.
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But I know it's me,
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and I'm addressing it.
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SHE SIGHS
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I'm really sorry.
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Ugh...
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It wasn't ALL you and...
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My recruitment strategy is clearly
flawed.
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Can't seem to keep it in my pants.
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Because I keep taking my pants off
for all the shagging.
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What can I say? I'm a people person.
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Especially when the people want to
come back to my place.
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It's a nice place.
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You should see my place.
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Yeah?
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Not cos it's anything special.
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Or even mine.
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But I could cook you dinner to say
sorry?
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Uh...
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Dinner, yeah, sounds good.
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I'm like, "Please be my friend!"
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You don't have to try so hard.
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DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES
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SHE SIGHS
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What?
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I didn't know he was coming.
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Nah, it'll be grand.
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I let him come cos he finally got
rid of Shula.
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He didn't murder her, they just
split up.
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And, I didn't want to leave him on
his own.
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Drinks?
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What are you drinking?
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Usual.
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I'm not, this is fine.
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It's just an intrusive
thought.
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I don't have feelings for him, I
have a medical condition.
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PHONE BUZZING
Shit!
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This is work.
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I've been trying to pin her down for
ages.
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Don't shag her.
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Hi!
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Nancy, it's actually an honour
to be talking to you...
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You seem...
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Warmer?
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I am - not just in my bra this time!
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I was going to say better.
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Well, nobody's called me Moira
since, so...
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I have to run off to meet someone.
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I'm not being a dick, it's for work.
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Your woman sounds like high
maintenance.
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But I'll see you for the dinner,
right?
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Sorry to leave you with him.
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It's fine.
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I always forget people are into
this.
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Not me!
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I'm not into this.
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DOOR CLOSES
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And he's DEFINITELY not into this.
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We're two people not being into
this.
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Hey.
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We should get that drink now.
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Still not drinking - that's peer
pressure.
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Doesn't have to be alcohol.
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Do you mean a friendly drink?
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Or, a sexy drink?
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Just so I know what I'm dealing
with.
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I was thinking like a...
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..sexy drink.
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Why?
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Because I'm available,
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and you seemed up for it.
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You think I'm up for it? No, not UP
for it but willing.
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Cos I'm so up for it? No, this is...
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I mean... It's just like, really?
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After everything you've seen?
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I like what I've seen.
I want to see more of it.
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I'm quite messed up right now.
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I don't care!
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I-I-I do care.
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I just mean I don't mind.
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I'm like, "Come at me, bro, I'm into
it."
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I mean, not into it. Well...
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I was cos it was kind of hot.
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This is coming out wrong!
Are you actually being serious?
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Do you like vulnerable women or
something?
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No, I prefer stable ones.
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Wow.
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That's not what I meant.
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No, fine, just going to go...
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SHE SIGHS
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Bye.
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Marnie!
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Oi, you left your money!
BIKE BELL RINGS
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Aargh!
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Aargh! Aargh...
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Oh, shit!
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HE GROANS
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Oh, my God, oh, my God...
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2 Become 1
by Spice Girls
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♪ We can achieve it
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♪ We can achieve it
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MUSIC ON RADIO
♪ Come a little bit closer baby
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♪ Get it on, get it on
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♪ Cos tonight
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♪ Is the night
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♪ When two becomes one... ♪
Can you play something else?
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BABY CRYING
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Being friends with someone
means doing stuff for them
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that you don't want to do.
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Like, listening to that dream
they had,
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or doing their birthday drinks.
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This is like that - with more
disinfectant and screaming.
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Does it hurt...? Yeah, a little bit.
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I'm sorry about before,
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suggesting you're a predator.
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You're not.
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00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,360
Well, I don't know what you're up
to in your free time,
268
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maybe you are.
269
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,000
But until I hear otherwise,
you're not.
270
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,720
Thanks?
271
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:34,280
I've been having some
technical issues lately.
272
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,400
So, apologies for any
inconvenience this has caused.
273
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,920
Yeah, it is a bit inconvenient.
274
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,240
How am I meant to prey on vulnerable
women if I've got a limp?
275
00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,640
It's weird the driver didn't see you
wearing your Hi Viz.
276
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,600
Like a shit lollipop man
who got run over!
277
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,880
Yeah, what did you come as -
loft insulation?
278
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,600
It's human bubble wrap!
279
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,880
So, I don't hurt myself on London.
280
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,720
Did my nipples just quiver?
281
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,400
Yeah, but cos of anxiety -
not arousal.
282
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,040
He's a trigger, NOT a turn-on.
283
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,120
Oh, they're taking ages!
284
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,080
Yeah, if you want to get off...
285
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,960
Do you want me to?
No, I just won't be offended.
286
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,520
Cos I can stay. Yeah.
287
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,720
I mean, whatever.
288
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,480
I'm staying, so you don't get
run over by a trolley.
289
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,240
Joseph Mudaki?
290
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,680
Yep. Shouldn't you...
Could you? Yeah. Thanks.
291
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,040
Fuck! Sorry,
it's just really sore.
292
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,080
Your girlfriend can come too.
293
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,760
Oh, hello! She's not...
294
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,200
No, NOT his girlfriend.
295
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,160
OK.
296
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,320
Hi, sorry, have you got someone?
297
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360
OK.
298
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,240
This lady doesn't have anyone.
299
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,120
Anyone need a person?
300
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,160
She's alone.
301
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,480
I'll have to take you.
302
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,600
CLEARS THROAT
303
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:17,160
Tonight, we're focusing
on how to calm,
304
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,360
tonify, and dispersing Chi.
305
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,840
Hi.
306
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,200
Hi, Amber Doherty?
307
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,040
Nancy Vegalo's plus one?
308
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,480
I guess so, yeah.
309
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,120
We're so pleased you could make it.
310
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,880
Thanks. She's not here yet,
but you can go through.
311
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,600
Great. Can I take your phone?
312
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,400
Nope, that's fine,
I'm going to keep that.
313
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,400
It's the rules.
314
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,080
Sorry, is this like some sort
of really polite mugging?
315
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,360
I need it for work.
No, you don't - she doesn't.
316
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,880
Nancy, hi.
317
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,600
Amber Doherty, Ethel.
318
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,360
I know, I googled you.
319
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,800
Stick it in the same one, please?
320
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,320
Nancy Vegalo.
321
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,360
We're so glad
you could make it, like...
322
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,880
..actually glad, genuinely.
323
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,200
I really love your work.
324
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,360
And I love yours.
325
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,760
I love it too.
I think it is great, I love it.
326
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,240
Shall we?
327
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,720
Yes.
328
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,640
It's just hard to believe that
the woman who used to lovingly
329
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,440
lay out my socks every morning
is the same one who spray-painted
330
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,360
a cock on my Audi.
331
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,280
Well, I've become a complete cynic
in these matters.
332
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,280
I'd stay well away from women
if I were you.
333
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,400
I will!
334
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,640
Ooh, shit, there's one.
335
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,160
Ooh, and another one!
336
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,840
You should have a word with them.
337
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,200
With women?
338
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,280
Well, of course.
339
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,960
And as spokesperson for all women,
I'd like to apologise
340
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,680
for your wife's audacity to claim
reasonable compensation for the cost
341
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,480
of access to her womb,
and the best years of her life.
342
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,720
What a bitch!
343
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,200
This looks lovely -
I might go for the sea bass.
344
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,120
Could get used to this.
345
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,360
Obviously, subject to you
letting me back.
346
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,000
Well, it's up to her.
347
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,720
I just do what she says.
348
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,520
You ready to order? Ladies first.
349
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,440
Off you go, then. Oh!
350
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,760
We're out of the sea bass,
so, apologies for that.
351
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,960
Oh, no. Aw, he's going to have
to have more time off!
352
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,960
THEY LAUGH
353
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,880
MAN SCREAMS
354
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,040
Do you think he's getting
an injection?
355
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,120
SCREAMING CONTINUES
356
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,720
Not unless it's a MASSIVE needle,
like a knitting needle.
357
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,400
Or, a skewer,
358
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,280
lance, a joust!
359
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,440
OK - less pointy words.
360
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,840
Are you scared?
361
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,600
I don't like being poked by things.
362
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,720
CURTAINS OPEN
363
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,920
OK, so you're not pregnant
or breast-feeding or about
364
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,280
to operate any heavy machinery?
365
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,320
Nope.
366
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,600
Good.
367
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,880
Then you can enjoy these.
368
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,280
Once they've kicked in,
we'll get you down to X-ray.
369
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,480
First, I need to get some bloods
in case you need surgery.
370
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,720
Christ - day one of celibacy and I'm
already holding hands with someone.
371
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:27,040
What if this is a gateway gesture -
hands today, genitals tomorrow?
372
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080
Great.
373
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,520
Now my labia is twitching -
what does that mean?
374
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,920
How do I know what's OCD
and what's me being horny?
375
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,600
♪ Candlelight and soul forever
376
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,680
♪ A dream of you and me
together... ♪
377
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,760
That's not a side effect.
378
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,960
♪ Say you believe it
379
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,240
♪ Free your mind of doubt and danger
380
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,720
♪ Be for real don't be a stranger
381
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,960
♪ We can achieve it
382
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,160
♪ We can achieve it... ♪
383
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,200
It's in now, it's IN now!
384
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,400
Little one in my vein.
385
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,040
And we're...done.
386
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,880
Finger on there, please.
387
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,080
Get off!
388
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,640
Taking advantage when I'm
in a vulnerable position.
389
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,800
Shit!
390
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,200
Am I sexually attracted to men
being feeble?
391
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,600
So I am just going to launch
right in, if that is OK.
392
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,560
Oh, you've done questions.
393
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,440
Yeah, it is...
394
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,840
It is pretty out there in terms
of a interview technique,
395
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,480
but it seems to work for me, so...
396
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,040
Can I have it back?
397
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,960
Let's not do this tonight.
398
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,080
Sorry, what?
399
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,120
I don't really do interviews.
400
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,720
I know.
401
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,040
Which is why I'm so grateful...
GLASS CLINKING
402
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,080
So, OK, thanks all for coming.
403
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:07,480
This girl has got something
very unique and truthful
404
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,040
to say about the millennial
female experience...
405
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,520
This album is NOT about
the millennial female experience.
406
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,680
It's a discourse on
current human perception...
407
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,720
And it's SO real!
408
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,160
It's SO authentic!
409
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,400
I get it.
410
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,280
And we're delighted she is saying it
with us... So, sorry.
411
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,920
Why am I here then if you don't want
to talk to me... Cos you're fit.
412
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,480
And your Twitter's quite funny.
413
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,720
MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING
414
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,040
Am I supposed to be flattered?
415
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,760
Uh - so, without further ado,
this is Quine...
416
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,360
..with Tongue Centre!
417
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400
MUSIC STARTS
418
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,720
My editor is expecting an article...
OK, sh, sh!
419
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,840
Starting, starting.
420
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,560
♪ We are
421
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,880
♪ Here
422
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,400
♪ Here
423
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,080
♪ We
424
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,320
♪ Are
425
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,280
♪ Hello
426
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,640
♪ Hello...
427
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,800
♪ Hello... ♪
428
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,040
This is really offensive.
429
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,160
WHISTLE BLOWS
430
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,200
♪ You are here... ♪
431
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,720
Nancy?
432
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,120
♪ I am here... ♪
433
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,200
Nancy?
434
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,800
♪ We are here... ♪
435
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,880
Nancy?
436
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,800
♪ Here we are... ♪
437
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,080
Fuck this.
438
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,040
♪ We are here... ♪
439
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,960
OK, fine, fine -
I'll do it, I'll do it!
440
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,880
Shit, I forgot my phone.
441
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,920
Are you
fucking kidding me?
442
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,080
What's the number?
443
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,480
I don't know.
444
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,920
Give me the ticket.
445
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,280
MUSIC CONTINUES
446
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,840
Fucking full of yourself,
aren't you?!
447
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,920
What? That was you.
448
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,080
That was not me, that was you.
449
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,720
So, are we going to go to a real bar
and do this, or what?
450
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,720
Nah.
451
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,280
We're going to go to mine.
452
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,280
I'm doing an article
on celibacy, so...
453
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,720
Oh, fuck it.
454
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,480
ALL SPEAK
455
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,780
Sorry - cab, please. Thank you.
456
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,460
Well...
457
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,860
Great to see you. Yeah, lovely to...
Yeah.
458
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,940
You coming for one more, or have you
got to get home and phone the
Samaritans?
459
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,660
If I don't, they'll worry, won't
they?
460
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,860
Yeah, they're a good bunch - I ran
the London for them last year.
461
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,140
Cos of my little sister.
462
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,160
Come on, Angus! Need a lift,
Charlie?
463
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,280
Better do as your mum says!
464
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,440
If you don't mind, yeah... Yes.
..that would be great, thank you.
465
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,160
Safety first. Hmm.
466
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,400
I feel great...
467
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,520
Really optimistic.
468
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,080
Optimism is a side effect of
codeine.
469
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,800
It's a side effect of you...!
470
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,920
It's definitely the drugs.
471
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,200
Stop - stop it!
472
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,120
I'm itchy.
473
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,960
Other side effects may include
vomiting,
474
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,200
constipation, confusion, rash.
475
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,080
Got your prescription - give it to
you because he'll try and eat it.
476
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,000
And he's good to go.
477
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,120
He'll need some help though.
478
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,280
Great.
479
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,960
I'm like his carer.
480
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,480
His creepy carer who fancies him...
481
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,640
Sorry about teasing you.
482
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,640
Just so you don't think I'm a...
483
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,240
..complete twat.
484
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,880
You're not a twat.
485
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,360
I am actually - I'm actually
part-twat.
486
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,720
Well, Angus is full-twat but it kind
of rubs off.
487
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,440
Honestly, I don't think you're a
twat - I think you're nice.
488
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,720
I think you're smart, like,
489
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,400
in your head smart. Mm-hmm.
490
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,360
And, you've got...
491
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,400
..you know, nice blouses.
492
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,800
Whatever you call them - tops.
493
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,120
No, I like them, they're erm..
494
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,120
they're nice, they're
professional but...
495
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,480
CLEARS THROAT
496
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,800
But, like, sexy as well...
497
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,960
N-Not sexy, erm...
498
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,920
Fun. Like, you know, in a respectful
way...
499
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,200
You are...
500
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,520
You are very sweet, Charlie.
501
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,000
Why do you want to come and work for
a bunch of twats like us?
502
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,240
I love twats.
503
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,600
I can't get enough of them.
504
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,480
Maybe you should come back, then.
505
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,840
I would...
506
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,280
I would love that.
507
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,440
So would I.
508
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,440
I can't...
509
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,520
I-I've got to get out here,
actually. Yeah.
510
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,880
Erm, yeah, yeah, I've got to get out
right here.
511
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,640
Oh, yeah, OK. Erm...
512
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,920
There's a Tesco, I need to get some
milk.
513
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,800
Could you...? Pull over, pull over.
514
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,400
In The Dark
by Etta Jones
515
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,120
Thanks, thanks.
No - thank you. Thank you.
516
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,880
I'll see you Monday? Yeah. Yeah.
Indeed you will.
517
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
518
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,520
♪ Lord in the dark
519
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,360
♪ It's just you and I...
520
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,040
Shit!
521
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,600
♪ Not a sound
522
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,880
♪ There's not one sigh
523
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,680
♪ Just the beat... ♪
524
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,800
Why am I
cock-blocking myself?
525
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,880
If I want to shag him, I'll shag him
and no-one can fucking stop me.
526
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,800
Obviously, not when he's vulnerable
cos that's immoral.
527
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,600
Where do you want...?
528
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,920
I was going to, on the bed?
OK, the bed.
529
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,120
MUSIC STOPS
530
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,960
Could have made it.
531
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,680
Yeah, I wasn't expecting company.
532
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,680
Can you give me a hand?
533
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,480
Yeah - sorry, I was just watching...
534
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,520
Thanks.
535
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,120
Uh right, my work here is done.
536
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,200
Give me my gear.
537
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,080
Hm, yeah.
538
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:02,000
These should say, "May experience
girl power," on the side.
539
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,800
Yeah, sorry you had to see that.
540
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,600
Bye.
541
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,920
Oh.
542
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,560
Aw!
543
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,040
OK, yep, thanks.
544
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,040
How are you getting back? Uh...
545
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,840
Just going to go outside and hope
for the best.
546
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,920
You're so in the moment.
547
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,520
Nope, just blase about personal
safety.
548
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,600
This is what I mean.
549
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,480
I don't think you're...
550
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,520
..vulnerable.
551
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,080
I think you're Teflon.
552
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,480
Like a nonstick pan, no need to
soak.
553
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,680
Take last week.
554
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,840
You didn't think, you just did.
555
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,040
I want to be like that, I want to go
out in my boxers
556
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,280
in a cloud of muffins!
557
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,360
You don't give a shit about what's
going to happen,
558
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,200
you just go with it.
559
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,080
It's cool.
560
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,320
OK.
561
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,680
Well...
562
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,800
..reality, klaxon.
563
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,680
I ALWAYS think before I do.
564
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,840
So that was ALL me, which is
disturbing.
565
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,640
I still like it.
566
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,920
That doesn't mean you have to like
this...
567
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,440
No, I do!
568
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,720
Objectively...
569
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,440
..all very visually appealing.
570
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,120
Please... Get OUT! Stop,
STOP!
571
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,040
Uh...
572
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,240
Erm...
573
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,480
I...
574
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,120
I just don't know...
575
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,760
..if it's a good idea right now.
576
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:48,000
If this had been last week, I would
have been on there like, aargh!
577
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,520
But now, I'm like,
578
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,560
"Do I?
579
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,800
"I don't know."
580
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,440
I am getting mixed signals.
581
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,160
I know.
582
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,360
Me, too.
583
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,320
I'M getting mixed signals from
myself.
584
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,120
This is so confusing!
585
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,200
I don't want to do anything until I
feel less confused.
586
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,720
About myself, and other people.
587
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,400
Like you.
588
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,760
Nah, it's me.
589
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,160
I am...
590
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Hoo!
591
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,840
Away, because of the drugs.
592
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,080
Don't know what I'm saying.
593
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,080
Yeah, you junkie.
594
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,440
You're a disgrace, being all nice to
me.
595
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,360
Call the police. Yeah.
596
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,680
I'm going to go.
597
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,360
But...
598
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,600
..mate, we should do dinner soon.
599
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,160
Yeah, great.
600
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,080
Feelin' Alright
by The Fifth Dimension
601
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,360
We should set that up.
602
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,800
♪ I got to leave before I start to
scream
603
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:09,040
♪ Someone locked the door and took
the key now
604
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,880
♪ You feelin' alright...
605
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,040
That wouldn't have just been a kiss.
606
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,800
It would have been another fucked up
loop in my sexual spiral of despair.
607
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:24,760
I can't have sex in real life when
there's this much sex in my head.
608
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,760
♪ I don't feel that good myself
now...
609
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,000
We'll, erm...
610
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,560
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah... ♪
611
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,000
Bye.
612
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,960
Bye? Yeah. I've actually got
613
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,680
a Skype call early in the morning.
614
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,960
Oh. It's just going to be a bit
awkward with some girl here.
615
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,840
Obviously, I wasn't going to stay.
616
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,880
I was...
617
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,240
..actually about to say I was going
to go, so...
618
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,560
I'll text you, yeah? I'll...
619
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,040
No, I'll text you, so...
620
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,440
Just grab these...
621
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,320
Hm...
622
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,160
Did you know touch is the only sense
you can die from a lack of?
623
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,640
Mm-hmm.
624
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,240
It's hard to fake this much holy
bliss but I have to suck it up
625
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,840
if I want to be friends with a
tactile person.
626
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,040
It'll probably lead to human
extinction cos we'll all
627
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,640
be on our phones instead of
touching.
628
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,040
You can't Instagram a hug!
629
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,280
OK, thanks!
630
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,120
Love, but I haven't found your
palace of anxiety yet!
631
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,520
Maybe next time?
632
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,640
Well, how do you feel?
633
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,400
Uh, dishevelled.
634
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,160
But a bit less anxious.
635
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,720
Thank you.
636
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,640
It's good we can talk about stuff.
637
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,440
I feel like I could tell you
anything.
638
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,600
Yeah.
639
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,080
Last one - I'll leave you
alone, I promise.
640
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,520
I'm sorry.
641
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,200
Have I said that?
642
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,680
I don't think I have, but I am.
643
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,840
DOOR BELL RINGS
Oh, fuck this.
644
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,400
I've fucked it, haven't I?
645
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440
Fuck!
646
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,440
Hi.
647
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,200
I got your message.
648
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,680
I did ring, I didn't just pop round.
649
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,000
Do people even pop in London?
650
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,640
I just wanted to talk to you.
651
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,520
Cos you're the only person I can
really talk to,
652
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,840
and I only got that cos we
weren't talking.
653
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,880
OK.
654
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,480
I know it's late.
655
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,840
Yeah, it's pretty late.
656
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,120
Yeah.
657
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,600
I'm realising that now. Erm...
658
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,000
And this is quite weird of me,
659
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,600
so I might just...
660
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,160
..come back actually at a more
convenient time.
661
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,600
OK, bye.
662
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,120
Marnie, Marnie, wait.
663
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,440
I thought I fucked this up...
You haven't.
664
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,680
What were we doing?
We don't even fancy each other.
665
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,280
Yeah, I know.
666
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,320
I mean,
667
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,360
don't get me wrong - you're a total
catch.
668
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,520
YOU'RE a catch.
669
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,800
I'm just not in a place for...
670
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,640
No, no, I'm not in a place...
671
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,480
So, we should just be...
672
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,520
We should just be...
673
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,360
I Shall Love 2
by Julia Holter
674
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,960
♪ I shall love
675
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,960
♪ I shall love
676
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,720
♪ I shall love
677
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,120
♪ I shall love
678
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,920
♪ I shall love
679
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:53,920
♪ I shall love, I shall, I shall, I
shall love
680
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,440
♪ I shall love, I shall love
681
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,880
♪ I shall, I shall, I shall love
682
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:04,040
♪ I shall, I shall, I shall love
683
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,680
♪ I shall love
684
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,320
♪ I shall, I shall, I shall, I shall
685
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,000
♪ I shall love
686
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,120
♪ I shall love
687
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,680
♪ I shall, I shall, I shall love
688
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,840
♪ I shall love
689
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,840
♪ I shall love
690
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,560
♪ I shall love... ♪
691
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,600
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