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-I don't know what I'd do without
you and Emily. - Oh... Sh...
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It's fully-functional,
it's all plumbed in, electrics.
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- Take me home, Keith!
- Actually, this is our 'ome.
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You know I love you both very much!
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It's only your father I can't stand.
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- This marriage is officially over!
- (Oh!)
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Let's go for it,
let's move in together!
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From now on, Laura... we're
going to be so happy!
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Oh...
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So are you going to
move in with Jamie then?
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No, course not.
I'm moving in with my dad, aren't I?
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But does Jamie think you're
moving in with him?
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No!
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Well, yeah.
But I'll set him straight!
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Well, why don't you
move in with him?
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He's a great guy for
someone like you, you know -
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unwanted, single mother.
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And you obviously
go for that boy next door,
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least attractive
member of the boyband look.
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What?! I said he
could be in a boyband.
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Not the lead singer,
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but, you know, the fat one
who writes all the songs.
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Danielle! You're not helping!
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Fine!
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Oh, my God!
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It's like a VIP room from 1991!
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Look at that sofa!
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Yeah, it's slink.
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Made from the skin of
unborn calves.
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Oooh! Don't touch it!
Haven't sealed it yet!
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So we can't sit on it?
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Yes, but, you know,
just be careful - it's very delicate.
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So practical when
you have a young child.
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Oh, erm, probably best to keep
her off the chaise, as well.
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Ooh, retro.
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Isn't it? Look, by the way,
leather wall panels.
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Oooh. Ooh.
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And...
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Oh! It's a lamp!
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Oh, that looks dangerous.
Only if you're a moth.
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So, where exactly are
we supposed to sit?
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Erm, well, you can sit on anything
that's been designed after 1970.
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DOOR BUZZES
Oh, now that should be my Mies van der Rohe footstool.
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Oh, quick(!)
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Oh, I'm not sure this place
is right for Emily.
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Yeah, being exposed to this
much leather at her age,
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she's definitely going to
end up being a stripper.
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Emily! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Oh! It's OK, it's all right.
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It's OK, it's all right.
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Oh!
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Jamie.
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How was the interview?
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Turns out there's not much call
for a college dropout with
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no experience and no qualifications.
What about you?
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Oh, they offered me the head of ICI,
but I told 'em to stuff it.
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No joy, mate?
No.
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It's a crying shame -
fit young lad like you.
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Actually, I'm doing a job
you could help me with.
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You've got a job? Course.
Bit of decorating. You interested?
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Absolutely! Yeah!
Shall I tell them in there?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Oh, no. Kids, eh?
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Jamie, was it? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm Keith.
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Sorry, mate, job's gone.
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So do I need to bring anything?
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Just that lovely smile.
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I start tomorrow.
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Proper money, too, so I'll be able
to pay my share of the rent.
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'That's great, Jamie.'
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It's just I sort of really need to
be here, for my dad, at the moment.
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He's... he's having trouble...
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adjusting. It's a
really difficult time for him.
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ALAN WHISTLES HAPPILY
'Oh, of course.'
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So, a couple of weeks then?
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Yeah, we'll see.
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I should go.
He's looking really down.
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'OK, so maybe if we...'
Yeah, OK, bye.
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Keith, all we needed was a
pint of milk, what's all this?
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There's some good stuff
in them bargain bins.
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God, where is your dignity?
Digging around in bins for...
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- beetroot!
- 29p!
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None of us like beetroot!
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None of us like beetroot yet.
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But have we, as a family,
really given beetroot a chance?
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You nice and comfy there, Keith?
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Erm, yeah, thanks.
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Sitting in a caravan
on a broken chair,
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eating reduced price
prunes out of a tin!
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Surrounded by all this clutter!
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Oh, all right then,
I'll get rid of it! I'll dump it.
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You can't just dump it! Like a...
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tinker!
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I'm not a tinker.
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Tinker, tailor, soldier,
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sailor, rich man!
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Poor man!
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MUSIC: You Sexy Thing
by Hot Chocolate
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Dad! Emily is asleep!
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Could you at least use headphones?
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It seems a shame to
waste the surround sound.
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Oh, by the way,
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I found a slight mark,
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a stain, on the leather wall panel.
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I'm pretty sure it is was a
handprint about that size.
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It's just that the oils in human skin
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can have a corrosive effect
on young leather.
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Right, well, I'll just wrap her
up in dusters then, shall I?
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Are you wearing aftershave?
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Homme de Mystere, Calvin Klein.
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Are you going on a date?
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Hmm. But you're married!
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Only to your mother!
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What time are you going to be back?
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Don't know if I will be.
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I... I'm sorry, Dad, but I think we
need to have some ground rules here.
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Why? Because I need to
know what you're doing.
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Why?
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Erm, well, what if I
had... cooked dinner?
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Have you cooked dinner? No, but I...
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Oh, it's just a bit of a shock.
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Look, it's no big deal,
I'm just, you know,
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going on an innocent night out,
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with an intelligent,
interesting woman,
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who happens not to
be your mother.
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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I think I deserve that, don't I?
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Suppose.
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Hey, Tiger!
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SHE KISSES HIM
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You ready? Erm, almost, almost, yes.
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Oh, erm, this is Penny.
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Oh, hello.
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- All right, Tiger.
- Oh, sweet pea. - Bye.
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SHE GASPS
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Ohhh!
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Dad! What do you
think you're doing?
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I cannot believe you
brought her back here and...
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You've got to be careful,
you know?!
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You can't just drag home the
first drunken bimbo that you meet!
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Got croissants!
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SHE INHALES AUDIBLY
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And a very good
morning to you, Laura.
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Hope I wasn't too
long in the shower,
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the controls were a bit
taxing for my bimbo brain.
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Who's for a pain au chocolat?
Sorry, Alan, I need to go! Oh.
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What have you said?
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Look, I don't need your approval
to have a bit of harmless fun...
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..within a committed,
long-term relationship, obviously.
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I do have to get to the office.
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Hmm, conference call with Tokyo.
You know how it is.
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Oh, right.
Well, don't look so sad, Tiger.
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I'll see you tonight. Hmm.
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So nice to see you again.
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Thanks for giving me
this opportunity.
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What exactly will I be doing?
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Oh, a bit of this, bit of that,
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bit of the other.
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The important thing is
not to treat it as work.
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In my experience,
the happier you are,
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the happier the customer is.
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Handsome chap like you,
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they'll be putty in your hands.
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Come on.
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Great.
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Working up a bit of
a sweat there, son?
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Yeah, and, sorry, but I think I got
some of the white on the red.
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Oh, don't worry about that.
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Erm, Mrs Winterburn's more concerned
that you might be getting a bit hot?
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
Thank you, Mrs Winterburn.
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Uh-huh. Erm, she says if you
want to take your shirt off,
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it's absolutely fine.
Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
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Jamie, mate...
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I'm sure you'll be a lot more
comfortable if you just,
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you know, slip your top off.
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All right, then.
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That better?
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Frees you up a bit, don't it?
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Yeah, it does, actually!
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You've got five seconds!
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Three, two, one, yes!
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Sold to Suzy K,
one oak-effect wheel back chair!
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San! You missed it!
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Oh! I've just sold the last
bit of our furniture!
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Ah, that's great, Keith!
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And we have made over 200 quid!
Oh!
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Oh, I've got a real knack for this!
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Oh, well, I'll just be glad
of the space!
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Oh, shit!
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Not our problem, Sandra.
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Caveat emptor! It's Latin.
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It means, "Buyer, beware!"
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Especially if you're buying off
some bloke off the Internet.
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It's her chair now.
It's her problem.
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It's hot work, innit?
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Do you know what? I could
customise those jeans for you,
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cut 'em off at the knee.
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Well, I don't think
that's necessary...
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Be much cooler -
let the skin breathe.
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Well, I guess these have
pretty much had it, anyway.
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That's my boy!
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What the f...?
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I'll be with you in
a minute, San,
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just taking me latest
venture to market.
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Ow! What is this?
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The corner shop were
throwing it out!
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Are you selling ice cream?
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No, no, no, no.
Strictly high-end goods.
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Maximum profits!
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Homarus gammarus.
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Lobster!
Where did you get that lobster?
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Erm, the old freezer warehouse.
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Do you remember Brian?
What, Dodgy Brian?
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Yeah, Dodgy Brian.
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He's setting us
up with a cheap supply,
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and I'm going to sell them on eBay!
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Where you getting
the money for this?
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Well, I've reinvested
our liquid assets.
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The furniture money?
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Yeah, and some extra
start-up capital venture
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which I've managed to secure.
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From who?
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Just like a, sort of,
conglomerate of investors.
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They're... they're fully on-board!
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You know,
professional... money people.
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You got a payday loan.
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Yeah, well, they saw
the potential in the idea!
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I bet they did!
So when's your next payday?
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Not long, San. Not long.
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Oh, lovely, Mrs W! Tea up, Jamie!
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Not sure about these, Dave.
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It's practical, though, innit?
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Right.
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Back to the grind!
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MUSIC: Love Is The Drug
by Roxy Music
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Ah, perfect!
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Surprise!
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I got you this!
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Oh, sweet pea!
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You shouldn't have! I thought
you could wear it on Friday.
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Lunch? With my parents.
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Oh, erm, may be a bit tricky!
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I know they'd both love to meet you.
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As I would them, absolutely.
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But, erm, hmm, I probably
should see more of Laura.
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But you see her every day!
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I do, yes, but... she's having real
difficulty adjusting, you know?
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Dad! She's asleep!
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Thank you!
250
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,350
Oh, sorry! You don't mind
me borrowing these, do you?
251
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,390
Alan said you wouldn't.
252
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,990
Only... we had a bit of an accident.
253
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,400
Didn't we, Mr Tickle?
254
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,550
I had to queue-jump
on the washing machine.
255
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,950
I've left Emily's
stuff on the floor.
256
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,030
So, looks like we're
having another sleepover.
257
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,870
If we must!
258
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,750
MUSIC: Golden Years
by David Bowie
259
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,510
"Bop-bop-bop!"
260
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,640
See you soon, Mrs W!
261
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,960
And thanks for the cake!
Here you go, son.
262
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,830
You've earned that.
263
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,030
She gave me a tip, too!
264
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:10,360
Ahh! You stick with your Uncle Dave
and he'll take care of you.
265
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,400
KEYPAD BEEPS
266
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,790
This little piggy went to market.
Alan, stop it!
267
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,230
Ooh, didn't Little Piggy
like Mr Tickle?
268
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,030
PHONE RINGS
269
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,150
Oh! Hi.
270
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,150
'Hi, Laura. I've just done
my first day.' Oh, right.
271
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,630
'You know, I reckon
we can even get a furnished place,
272
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,550
'with a big TV and everything.'
273
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,430
Yeah, that's the priority(!) Look,
Jamie, we don't want to rush it.
274
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,710
We don't want to end up
with a place that we hate.
275
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,390
'Couldn't be worse than the caravan.
It's all right for you.
276
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,830
'You're living in a nice flat
with your dad.'
277
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,790
Ah!
278
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,030
FEMALE SQUEALS
279
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,550
And this little piggy...! Yeah.
280
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,270
Whoa!
281
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,630
BOTH LAUGH
282
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,550
I suppose it wouldn't do any harm
to just check out what's available.
283
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,720
'All right, I'll call you tomorrow.'
OK. Bye.
284
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,390
I need the keys for number 15
for tomorrow.
285
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,950
RECEPTIONIST: OK, Dave.
I've just got to finish an e-mail
286
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,550
and then I'll get them
from the cupboard.
287
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,920
Nice shorts.
288
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,120
Oh.
289
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,870
It's, er... it's company uniform.
290
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,400
Oh! Thank God he's not wearing it.
Yeah!
291
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,230
So, what do you do for Dave?
292
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,950
Oh, you know. Bit of this,
bit of that, bit of the other.
293
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,070
Oh, man of mystery!
294
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,830
Come on, Jamie.
295
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,680
Leave the poor girl
alone. Get back in the van.
296
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,310
I might pop back in.
I'm looking for a flat.
297
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,750
Oh, OK. Er, take a card. Jamie.
298
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,720
Thanks. Isabel.
299
00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,641
Ah, Laura.
Care to join us in a glass of fizz?
300
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:04,721
No, thank you.
Where are you off to tonight, then?
301
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:09,121
Ah, right, we're taking over
the DVD player tonight, I'm afraid.
302
00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:11,441
You're staying in?
303
00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:14,121
Apocalypse Now. Redux.
304
00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:17,841
The movie as Coppola
intended it to be seen.
305
00:17:17,891 --> 00:17:20,641
Hence tonight's take away -
Vietnamese.
306
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,761
From Saigon Express,
if you want to join us?
307
00:17:22,811 --> 00:17:25,921
No, I'll sort myself out. OK.
308
00:17:25,971 --> 00:17:27,921
Shall I order for us both?
309
00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:30,211
I'm in your hands.
310
00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:34,731
HE ATTEMPTS TO SPEAK IN DIALECT
311
00:17:35,851 --> 00:17:37,881
Er, no, OK.
312
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:43,011
Good evening. Er, yep, er,
I'd like to order some food, please.
313
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,241
We'll have some nem cuon
to start with, please.
314
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:51,161
Does that still come
wrapped in banh trang?
315
00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:53,881
Yes, we'll have five of those,
please.
316
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:55,241
We could always babysit,
317
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:59,441
if you want to, you know,
clear off for the evening.
318
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:04,761
No. No. I can, um,
make my own entertainment.
319
00:18:04,811 --> 00:18:06,281
OK.
320
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:10,761
It's just... you seem to be finding
this a bit hard to deal with.
321
00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:13,401
No, no, it's just...
322
00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:16,961
I... I just thought
it would be weird for you.
323
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:19,201
What do you mean, weird?
324
00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:23,161
It's just that I can't really
imagine being, you know,
325
00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:26,001
with an older man - much older.
326
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:30,841
I just see a fascinating,
intelligent, sexy guy.
327
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,601
Who's old enough to be your father.
328
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:35,161
Oh, please,
I know you prefer younger men.
329
00:18:35,211 --> 00:18:41,281
Well! At least I haven't got
some kind of weird daddy complex.
330
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:43,241
Daddy...?
331
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:46,361
I'm sorry,
you've got a baby and a boyfriend
332
00:18:46,411 --> 00:18:48,841
but you're still living
with your father.
333
00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:50,841
Maybe you're the one
with the daddy complex.
334
00:18:50,891 --> 00:18:52,681
Lovely.
335
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,561
HE ATTEMPTS TO SPEAK IN DIALECT
336
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,961
Er, nothing. See you soon.
337
00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:02,041
Right, they say 15 minutes,
but it'll probably be nearer 30.
338
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:05,121
Well, perhaps I should go home.
What?!
339
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:08,801
Well, your daughter seems to think
we shouldn't be dating. Laura?
340
00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:12,201
Apparently
you're old enough to be my father.
341
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,681
Ha! Well, I'm... sure I'm not.
342
00:19:15,731 --> 00:19:17,761
Have you met him? No.
343
00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,721
But I'm going to very soon,
344
00:19:20,771 --> 00:19:24,361
because we're meeting up for lunch
on Friday.
345
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:28,211
What? You can make it?
Absolutely. Why not? Oh!
346
00:19:31,531 --> 00:19:34,721
He'll be so excited, poppet.
So, we, um...
347
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,121
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
348
00:19:36,171 --> 00:19:37,801
..still on for tonight?
349
00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:42,531
Of course, tiger!
If that's what you want.
350
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:48,891
ELECTRICAL THRUMMING
351
00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:55,891
Sandra? Oh... I can't sleep
with that bloody noise on.
352
00:20:04,051 --> 00:20:05,451
THRUMMING STOPS
353
00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:11,091
What are you doing?
It'll be all right for a few hours.
354
00:20:22,411 --> 00:20:24,161
Huh?!
355
00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:25,761
What?
356
00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,371
THRUMMING RESUMES
357
00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:35,891
HE SIGHS
358
00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:55,011
THRUMMING STOPS
359
00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:03,281
What are you doing, woman?
That needs to stay on!
360
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:05,201
Dad!
361
00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:08,081
You're damaging the stock!
I don't care.
362
00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:11,401
Will you just leave it alone?
I need to sleep!
363
00:21:11,451 --> 00:21:15,761
Mum! Dad! Please! I've got to work
tomorrow. Keep it down.
364
00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:17,641
ELECTRICAL POPPING
365
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:23,081
Oh, nice one, Sandra(!) You just
knackered me primary capital asset.
366
00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:27,441
Oh, go back to sleep, Keith,
will you? I need a leak now.
367
00:21:27,491 --> 00:21:31,251
Heads down, son,
I'm coming straight over. Huh? Eurgh!
368
00:21:39,651 --> 00:21:41,161
TINKLING
369
00:21:41,211 --> 00:21:42,441
Ohh!
370
00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:43,531
JAMIE SIGHS
371
00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:55,531
SEXUAL GROANING
372
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:00,721
Oh, Little Piggy!
373
00:22:00,771 --> 00:22:03,481
Come on, Mr Wolf! Oh, Little Piggy!
374
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:07,441
I'll huff and... Keep going!
..I'll puff, and...
375
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:10,091
BOTH MOAN
376
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,241
SHE SNIFFS
377
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,451
Oh, good God...!
378
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,921
Keith, it smells like
there's a beached whale in here.
379
00:22:23,971 --> 00:22:25,961
Oh, just... Patience, love.
380
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,451
Takes a bit of time
to build a young business.
381
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:34,841
Keith, the whole caravan
stinks of decomposing lobster.
382
00:22:34,891 --> 00:22:36,561
Oh, it is early days, Sandra.
383
00:22:36,611 --> 00:22:38,921
I'm just having to calibrate
my pricing structure
384
00:22:38,971 --> 00:22:42,281
against the existing marketplace
to maximise the bottom line.
385
00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:43,771
No, here's the bottom line.
386
00:22:45,051 --> 00:22:48,081
There's been a boardroom coup. What?
387
00:22:48,131 --> 00:22:49,521
I'm taking over
388
00:22:49,571 --> 00:22:53,201
and I'm introducing a major revamp
to marketing strategy.
389
00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:56,721
What kind of revamp?
390
00:22:56,771 --> 00:22:58,771
Go on. Go on.
391
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,441
Morning, madam. For one day only,
392
00:23:06,491 --> 00:23:09,081
I've got a wonderful
consumer opportunity for you.
393
00:23:09,131 --> 00:23:11,881
Direct from the sea - fresh lobster.
394
00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:14,281
Well, freshly defrosted.
395
00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:17,641
Mm, smell the ocean! Nice and ripe.
396
00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:21,081
Morning, madam! For one day only,
I've a wonderful...
397
00:23:21,131 --> 00:23:22,291
MAN: Sod off!
398
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,566
MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO
399
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,716
Dave, I'm not really comfortable
in these.
400
00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:45,876
Oh, take 'em off.
I'm sure Miss Dixon won't mind.
401
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,926
No, I mean,
they're a bit revealing.
402
00:23:52,606 --> 00:23:55,396
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
403
00:23:55,446 --> 00:23:57,996
You've got to learn
to play to your strengths.
404
00:23:58,046 --> 00:24:01,356
And, let's face it, those strengths
do not include decorating.
405
00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:04,196
What? Why do you think
the money's rolling in?
406
00:24:04,246 --> 00:24:07,476
There ain't no shame
in playing the game.
407
00:24:07,526 --> 00:24:09,796
Don't look at me like that, son.
408
00:24:09,846 --> 00:24:12,116
There's nothing wrong
with providing the customer
409
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,276
with a little bit of eye candy.
410
00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:16,756
Especially if it keeps the work
rolling in.
411
00:24:16,806 --> 00:24:18,596
So, next time Miss Dixon
pops her head in
412
00:24:18,646 --> 00:24:21,556
and asks if you'd like
a nice cup of tea...
413
00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:22,926
shake your booty.
414
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,966
Now, watch this. Go.
415
00:24:42,846 --> 00:24:46,196
Good afternoon, madam. How are you
today? Would you be interested...?
416
00:24:46,246 --> 00:24:47,756
No, thanks. I have lobster!
417
00:24:47,806 --> 00:24:50,236
I don't care if you've got lobsters
or lucky heather.
418
00:24:50,286 --> 00:24:52,396
We don't want your sort on this site.
419
00:24:52,446 --> 00:24:55,166
Lucky heather?! I'm not a...
420
00:24:57,766 --> 00:24:58,806
Brilliant, San.
421
00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:01,926
Oh!
422
00:25:03,326 --> 00:25:06,156
That your dad's XF? Mm-hm.
423
00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:10,596
Hm, see he went for the lunar grey
too. Good choice.
424
00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:12,636
Here we are.
425
00:25:12,686 --> 00:25:16,606
- Now, don't be nervous.
- Don't be silly, sweet pea.
426
00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:22,166
- Hello, sweet pea.
- Hi, Dad.
427
00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:26,876
- Hello.
- Hello. - BOTH: We meet at last.
428
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:30,396
- I've heard so much about you.
- I've heard so much about you.
429
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,326
- I'm Adam.
- I'm... Alan.
430
00:25:39,326 --> 00:25:41,716
This is just a quickie
while we're in the area.
431
00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:42,916
In and out in an hour.
432
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:44,116
DOORBELL RINGS
433
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,356
These shorts are really chafing.
434
00:25:46,406 --> 00:25:50,516
Yeah. Put a bit of cream on
when you get home.
435
00:25:50,566 --> 00:25:53,276
Maybe shave.
436
00:25:53,326 --> 00:25:54,836
DOOR OPENS
437
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,396
Ah!
438
00:25:56,446 --> 00:25:58,446
MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO
439
00:25:59,886 --> 00:26:02,806
You like that, don't you?
440
00:26:12,006 --> 00:26:14,556
Well, I'm sure we've got
some Earl Grey somewhere.
441
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:15,566
SHE SIGHS
442
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,356
I really don't mind, Alan.
443
00:26:17,406 --> 00:26:21,196
Why don't you just go
and relax, sweet... Penny.
444
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,766
Fine. I will.
445
00:26:26,566 --> 00:26:28,436
Look...
446
00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:31,676
I'm sorry if I was...
a little quiet at the lunch.
447
00:26:31,726 --> 00:26:35,316
I wasn't really expecting your dad
to be quite so...
448
00:26:35,366 --> 00:26:36,996
I mean, obviously I realised
449
00:26:37,046 --> 00:26:40,326
there'd be certain
demographic similarities, but...
450
00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:43,956
Oh, Penny.
451
00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:47,436
I'm sorry, Little Piggy.
452
00:26:47,486 --> 00:26:50,236
Mr Wolf will make it up to you!
453
00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:52,156
SHE SCREAMS
454
00:26:52,206 --> 00:26:54,286
Oh, my...! What are you doing?
455
00:26:57,886 --> 00:26:59,726
See ya! Oh!
456
00:27:02,686 --> 00:27:05,276
Dave! This job!
457
00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:07,276
We need to talk. Sure, son. Shoot.
458
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,636
PHONE RINGS
459
00:27:08,686 --> 00:27:09,966
Just a sec.
460
00:27:12,406 --> 00:27:15,356
Laura, hi. 'You're right.
We SHOULD get a flat.'
461
00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:17,836
Yeah? 'Yeah, let's do it. Tomorrow.'
462
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,956
OK, great! 'OK, bye.' Bye.
463
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:23,596
Here you go.
464
00:27:23,646 --> 00:27:25,206
Another good day.
465
00:27:28,446 --> 00:27:31,006
Now, what was it you wanted to say
about the job?
466
00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,966
Um...
467
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:37,556
Same time tomorrow?
468
00:27:37,606 --> 00:27:38,646
HE CHUCKLES
469
00:27:45,286 --> 00:27:49,196
OK, this'll do. Just dump it here.
Nah, there's a better spot.
470
00:27:49,246 --> 00:27:53,366
Oh, come on, Keith, before
somebody sees us. Oh, all right.
471
00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:58,036
OK, go.
472
00:27:58,086 --> 00:27:59,876
Great!
473
00:27:59,926 --> 00:28:02,316
No, just leave the trolley.
Let's just get out of here.
474
00:28:02,366 --> 00:28:04,916
No way.
That's got a pound deposit on it.
475
00:28:04,966 --> 00:28:07,726
Evening, love. Oh, God help us!
476
00:28:17,726 --> 00:28:21,876
- I've got a job.
- Oh, my God, that's fantastic!
477
00:28:21,926 --> 00:28:23,716
I'm assistant site manager.
478
00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,356
We're going to be a proper family.
479
00:28:25,406 --> 00:28:27,476
We're going to be just like
my mum and dad.
480
00:28:27,526 --> 00:28:29,806
Well, not exactly
like your mum and dad.
481
00:28:33,206 --> 00:28:34,876
I'm very confused right now.
482
00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:38,086
- I'm extremely scared
and I'm partially aroused. - Ohh...
483
00:28:38,136 --> 00:28:42,686
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