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BELL RINGS.
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Time's up. Pens down.
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Done and done.
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All that remains is the ceremonial
tearing up of the exam sheet.
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Oh, hi, how did you get on?
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Yeah, great! Really enjoyed it.
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Hey, what are these questions?
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Uh, twelve to fifteen.
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Oh! no, no, no, no!
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Why did they put
them on the back?!
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Oh, Mike, it's gone.
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Oh, but...
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Look, it was physics, so, you know.
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You're right.
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I'm over it.
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I was thinking of doing this
residential summer camp for disadvantaged kids.
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You're not exactly
disadvantaged, Beth
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apart from the height thing.
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I meant as a volunteer counsellor,
idiot.
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Look, there's these beautiful cabins
in the Lake District
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we go for walks,
get out there in nature.
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I thought it'd be really fun
if we did it together,
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you know, get away from people.
Apart from the little weird kids.
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So, you in?
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Err, maybe. How weird are the kids?
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I don't know, they're orphaned or
disabled, or something.
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No way, Beth. This is a very
important time in a young man's life
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it's a time for drinking
and chasing women.
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Jamie does not want to be wasting
his prime on a bunch of loser kids.
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Maybe he does,
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maybe he wants to do something more
worthwhile with his time.
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I don't think I'm the sort of person
they're looking for.
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I don't think I'm ready for
responsibility.
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Basically making sure
they don't fall in a lake.
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Hello, Beth. Read the body language.
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Exams are over. Life begins!
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Life begins.
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Look, life's not fair, OK.
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These kids have got to learn that.
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Oh, look,
Frederik's handing out party flyers.
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I hate that guy.
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We should crash it.
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Yes!
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Oh, opportunity to lose
our virginity together,
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this could be it.
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He means simultaneously,
not with each other.
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Although, we could end up with the
same woman take an end each.
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We'd be like marathon runners
holding hands over the finishing line. Yeah!
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No!
It'd be a great way to celebrate.
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What would? Nothing.
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We're going to crash Frederik
and Sasha's party.
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And there may be scenes
of a sexual nature, oh yeah,
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certificate 18...
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..or hopefully 15, at least.
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Great. What time are we going?
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Oh, actually,
it's sort of a boy's only night.
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What, like a gay night?
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No! No, it's just...
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Worried about me cramping your
style, you and your wing man?
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Beth, it's just you're a mate,
it'd be weird with you there.
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Oh, I see. Fine.
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Wouldn't want to go to
a party at a place like that anyway.
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What, a big house
with a swimming pool?
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Yeah, and what paid for that pool?
Blood money.
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The blood of 1,000 child soldiers
caught on the wrong side of a deranged militia.
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Oh, hello, little boy.
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What's your name?
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Bang! Who cares?
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Jesus, Beth! Another little future
spattered across the wall.
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We're not endorsing genocide,
we just want to get laid! Tell it to the Hague!
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What the hell was that?
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Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, can't you see?
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She's crazy about me
and she senses the ship is sailing.
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Off out?
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Yeah, Sasha's having drinks,
I'm going with Danielle.
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That's interesting
because I thought you were grounded.
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Christ's sake, it was a spliff.
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It's not like you found me
snorting coke, straddling my pimp.
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Oh, very nice, Laura.
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I've told Danielle I'm going.
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You'll have plenty of time to see
Danielle in Edinburgh.
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Look, Mum, I appreciate you trying
to cram in some parenting,
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but really, it's a bit late.
I'm 18.
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Well, let's make the most of the
precious time we have left together.
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You are not going out.
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You are such a bitch!
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Do you want me to tell your father
what you just said?
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There's no need. He already knows.
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Jamie?
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How did you get on?
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Worse than Beth,
probably better than Mike.
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All finished. Well done.
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Cheers, Mike's coming over,
We're heading out to celebrate.
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I've got a little something for you.
What is it?
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The future.
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Oh, no, not the toy shop.
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They're recruiting,
it's a good holiday job.
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Do understand what the word
'holiday' means?
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You're right.
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Tell you what, your Dad and I will
sponsor you
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to screw around for two
months. How's that?
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All right, I'll look at it,
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but I'm not going to try that
hard to get it.
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Oh, Christ, what a day.
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Never work for anyone, son,
if you can avoid it.
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So, Laura, I think your father wanted
to talk to you about something.
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Did I?
Yes, you definitely did.
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Oh, right, uh, that.
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Yes, your mother tells me you're
thinking of not going to university.
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Since when?
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Well we can only assume
by your behaviour
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that you won't be wanting
our financial support.
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Oh, I see,
you're punishing me, great.
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The whole world is one big fucking
naughty step for you two, isn't it.
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Oh, sorry,
shall I go to my room?
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Actually, Mum, why don't
you chuck me out,
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like you did with Dad when
he shagged his secretary?
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Thank you very much, Laura.
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Oh, no problem.
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Thank you for convincing me
to stay in tonight,
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this is much more fun than being
with my friends.
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You're welcome, this is the
kind of evening I just live for.
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Much nicer than a civilised meal.
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Yeah, well we're not that
sort of family, are we?
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What sort would that be?
The sort that actually likes each other.
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Oh! Can you smell that?
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Yeah! Are you trying to attract
women or incapacitate them?
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Uh, bit of both?
Hey, check this out.
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Is that a piercing?
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No, it's one of my Mum's earrings
superglued to my second chakra.
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I'm going to be unstoppable tonight.
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Plus, I've made the ultimate
seduction playlist.
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This has been specifically designed
to put the target
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into a sexually receptive state.
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The target? Wow, lucky girl.
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Listen
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See, starts off all slow
and acoustic,
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she's thinking 'yeah, seems like
a nice, non-threatening guy.'
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Really? Not, 'who's the freak who's
put the earphones on me?'
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No, I'll play it on the stereo. I'm
taking a three and a half mil jack.
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Oh, well, be sure to mention that
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because women love talking about
audio equipment.
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So, now she's lulled into a false
sense of security,
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it's time for the sofa
transition phase.
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So, we're sat there, and the vibe
getting all smooth and sexy.
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I move in for the kill.
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So, anyway, foreplay, foreplay,
foreplay...blah, blah, blah,
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Ah, yeah, here we go, uh, uh, yeah.
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See, really helps with the timing.
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Uh, start co-ordinating each thrust.
Uh, uh, uh.
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Stop doing that on my bed!
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Shh.
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See, now we start pacing up a little
bit all inhibitions are going,
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she's tearing off her clothes.
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She's all lost now, "oh Mike,
oh Mike you're so amazing!"
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"Oh, my God, Mike.! Aww, oh!
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And then we get towards,
towards the big finish...
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..Aargh!
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Top Gear?! What woman's going to
want to listen that?
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Who cares?
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By that point it's
not about her, it's all about me.
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Sasha's party is going to be
a generation defining event.
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You have to be there, so just stop
being such a fucking Cinderella.
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I'm not a fucking Cinderella.
I'm just...
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Staying home whilst everyone else
goes to the party?
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"Oh, I'm grounded, I'm grounded,
I'll never meet Prince Charming."
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OK, I'm coming. Hang on.
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Good girl.
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OK.
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Laura, Laura?
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This better be worth it.
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Woah!
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Oh, my God. It's like Narnia...
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..but sexy.
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I'm fine. The nettles broke my fall.
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What's wrong with your face?
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What? Is it bad?
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Er...no.
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Anyway, it's going
to be dark in there.
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Doesn't it hurt?
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Um, not really.
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Oh, wait, yeah.
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OK, so we should circulate,
try and meet some people.
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No, that's not my game plan.
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I'm a man of mystery, an enigma.
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I have to let the women come to me,
then slightly ignore them
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like the horse whisperer.
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OK, well, let's at least go
and stand by the drinks.
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Oh, nice one, yeah, brilliant.
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Angle this way.
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Put this on.
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What's her problem?
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She's fine.
She just hates her parents.
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How original.
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I'm going to check out
the rest of this house.
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Do you want to come with me?
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Yeah.
Come on.
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Do you think she's all right?
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Bit messed up, but, yeah, she's fit.
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No, I mean she looks a bit upset.
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Oh, right, yeah vulnerable, like it.
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No, it's not what I meant.
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What?
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I was just wondering, are you OK?
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Are you trying to chat me up?
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No.
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Yes.
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What?
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Are you saying I'm not pretty?
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No, you're very pretty.
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I know I am.
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I know.
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I just wanted to
check you were all right.
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Oh,
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that's quite sweet, actually.
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OK.
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Um, sorry, I'm not
much of a conversationalist.
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Well, stop talking, then.
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How the hell did he do that?
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Hi, my friend over there wanted me
to ask you something.
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Oh right.
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Yeah, can you move somewhere else
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because your face is, kind of,
upsetting her?
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Hi, Beth.
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Ah, Heff. How's the Playboy Mansion
working out for you?
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Great, great.
It's all very cool here.
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So, why are you calling me?
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Oh, you seemed upset earlier and
I wanted to make sure you were OK.
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Yeah, it's because nobody's
talking to you, isn't it?
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Actually, I'm getting
a lot of attention.
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And Jamie pulled ages ago.
Went off with some crazy girl.
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Beth?
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Yeah, it sounds all right actually.
I might come along.
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I wouldn't bother. I'm moments
away from pulling myself.
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You wouldn't have anyone to talk to.
Yeah, I'm coming.
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Ow! Ow! That's attached,
that's attached!
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Oh, hey, Beth.
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It's winding down in there so
I'm just going to shoot off.
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Jesus, what's happened to your face?
And where's Jamie?
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Oh, interesting story this,
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I was just with these girls,
making a connection and...
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You know what we need?
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What?
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A room.
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Uh...
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Oh!
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Ha ha!
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OK, we have to do it now.
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OK, well, look, maybe we should
slow things down,
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we've both had a bit to drink.
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Though I see your
coordination still fairly intact.
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Good.
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Don't look, just don't look.
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God, that's disgusting.
255
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? My baby don't mess around
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? Because she loves me so... ?
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? Cos I'm...having...a...good...
time...with you
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? I'm telling you
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? I-I-I've had the time of my life
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? And I never felt this way before
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? And I swear, yes, it's true
262
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? And I owe it all to you
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? I-I-I've had the time of my life
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? And I never felt this way before
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? And I swear this is true
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? And I owe it all to you
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? I-I-I've had the time of my life
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? And I never felt this way before
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? And I swear this is true
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? And I owe it all to you
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? I-I-I've had the time of my life
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? And I never felt this way before
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? And I swear this is true
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? And I owe it all to you. ?
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SEXUAL GROANS
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SEXUAL GROANS CONTINUE
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HE GRUNTS
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THEY GROAN CLIMACTICALLY
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Oh!
Michael? I've done you a sandwich. >
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Mum!
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MUSIC: "Top Gear Theme"
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PHONE RINGS
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'Jamie, where are you?'
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I'm still here, with Laura.
The girl from last night. We did it.
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Holy crap, really? 'Yeah.'
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It was AMAZING.
How was your night?
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Rather not discuss it.
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'Is she still asleep?
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'Jamie?
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'Jamie?'
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'Jamie!' Yeah? 'Is she dressed?'
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Not really.
Can you text me a photo? No!
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'I'm just going to make her
a coffee or something.'
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I'd just leg it if I were you, mate.
295
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,240
Why? 'What if she's weirded out about
sleeping with a 16 year old?'
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That's statutory rape. It's not
statutory rape! It was,
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you know...special.
298
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Gay! Jamie, she was pissed
and she's way out of your league.
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I don't know. I think she liked me.
300
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,600
She also seemed to like staggering
into furniture and screaming her head off. Yeah, but...
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OK, OK.
302
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I think the classy thing to do would
be to write her a thank you note.
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00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,520
Well, I can't just leave. Trust me.
It's the gentlemanly approach.
304
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'That way, if she wants to
get in touch, she can.'
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I suppose.
306
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Either way, you'll always have that
night so text me a quick photo...
307
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,120
Laura darling, it's arrived.
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Go on.
309
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Well?
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A's, all A's.
311
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:57,000
Oh, that's marvellous.
That's better than your cousin Gabby.
312
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,720
Not that it's all about that,
but I must tell your Aunty Louise.
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You all right?
314
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,800
Yeah, just relieved, I suppose.
315
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,600
As if there was any doubt.
We knew you'd never let us down.
316
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,360
We're very proud of you, darling.
317
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,320
OK. We'll I'm going to
go and phone Danielle.
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00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,920
Well done. I...
319
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How long's it been?
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Two minutes.
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Positive.
322
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SHE GROANS
323
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,120
OK, so are you going to call him?
324
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,600
They're not 100% accurate.
325
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,440
This is the third one -
from this brand.
326
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:59,400
Clear And True, Ovi-test,
they all agree, you are pregnant.
327
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,440
This one even thinks it's twins.
Oh, God!
328
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,600
I know. Men can be such bastards.
329
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,840
Actually, no he seemed quite nice
from what I remember.
330
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240
But he didn't exactly
stick around to chat, did he?
331
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,520
He probably won't want to know.
I mean, I wouldn't.
332
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,240
Are you sure you want to tell him?
I don't know.
333
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,480
But he got me into this mess.
Why should he...?
334
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,080
Give me the number.
335
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,240
OK.
336
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,240
OK...you dial.
337
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,160
Hi.
338
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,680
There's no easy way to say this
but we met a few weeks ago
339
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,120
and we slept together
and I'm pregnant.
340
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,000
Please say something.
341
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,160
'Hello?'
342
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,760
Is that a seven or a nine?
343
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,920
Oh!
344
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,680
You guys want these?
345
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,520
Cheers, Mum. Thanks.
346
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,120
So, what are you lot up to today?
347
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,480
Liberating Baghdad.
348
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,360
Oh, good. So long as you're not
wasting your summer.
349
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,600
I miss not being able to
talk to my mum like that.
350
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,080
I ain't been able to look
her in the eye since the...incident.
351
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,480
SHE GUFFAWS
352
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,920
Watch him. Watch him!
353
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,320
Concentrate!
That wasn't my fault. He was yours!
354
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,000
Take some responsibility
for your actions, soldier.
355
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,680
PHONE RINGS
356
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,640
Hello.
357
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,040
Yeah.
358
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,120
Jamie?
359
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,600
Jamie, we're getting killed
here, mate.
360
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,560
J... Jamie?
361
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,360
FROM VIDEO GAME: Man down! Man down!
362
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,840
FROM VIDEO GAME: I repeat, man down!
363
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,520
What were you thinking?
You're so irresponsible!
364
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,800
I'm sorry.
I didn't think it was going to...
365
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,160
You didn't think at all,
that's the problem.
366
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,960
This was supposed to be
the best summer of our lives and look what you've done to us.
367
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,560
This is what happens
when you have sex with a slapper. She was NOT a slapper!
368
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,800
How many times have I spoke
about contraception? Never!
369
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,160
Did you even use protection?
Of course I did. I used a condom.
370
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,560
Yeah, but it really didn't look
like you had it on right.
371
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,400
It's bit awkward, isn't it?
372
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,480
Laura? >
373
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,040
Laura? >
374
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,240
I think you've got the wrong table.
375
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,880
Sorry.
376
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,720
Hi.
377
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,480
How... How old are you?
378
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,280
16.
379
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,440
Oh, my God!
380
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,720
SHE MOANS IN A HIGH-PITCHED WHINE
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