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We're beginning our initial
descent into Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
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Thank you for flying United.
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Reckon we'll be landing soon.
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Phil, honey, you promised--
not till we got there.
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This year, we're going
to a dude ranch
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with the whole family.
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Mm-hmm. The family.
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What if Dylan buys his own ticket?
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We'll be sleeping in separate cabins.
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What if Dylan and I share a horse?
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Mm, I hate landing.
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We'll get through this.
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Wow! Oh, my goodness.
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What are you doing?
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I want my ears to pop.
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Try putting a little Rouge on 'em.
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Nobody gets me.
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Wow. Isn't this beautiful,
little cowgirl?
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You hate her sparkly outfit,
don't you?
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No, I told you, it's fine.
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I just didn't like you
wearing a matching one.
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So we haven't told the family yet,
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but we've decided to
adopt a baby boy.
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From America this time.
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You might say
we're "buying domestic."
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In private...
You might say that in private.
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Our adoption attorney told us
it would be a good idea
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to make a photo book to
show prospective moms.
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Ues, but he thought that Cam's
version was a little too "artsy,"
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so we've decided to take
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a few rugged shots at the ranch
to, you know, balance it out.
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I don't think it need
balancing out.
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Really?
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It's called "Production value."
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Horse.
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Look, Jay! So beautiful!
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Your ears haven't
popped yet, huh?
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I'm like the horse whisperer.
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But something is making
this one skittish.
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Whoa. Look at the mountains.
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They're amazing.
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I've never been this far
from home before
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now I've never been this far.
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Where's a cliff
when you need one?
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Look, kids!
A real life cowboy!
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Oh. Come see. Come see.
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- Uh-oh.
- What's he doing?
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Oh, my.
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My name is Hank.
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Here at the Lost Creek Ranch,
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you're gonna ride, you're gonna
rope, and you're gonna shoot.
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You're gonna see a sky
so full of stars,
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it'll put your city lights to shame.
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And when it's all done,
you might just encounter
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a piece of yourselves you
never knew was there.
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Are there any questions?
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Uh, do we book spa
treatments through you or...
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I like you, kid.
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I'm gonna call you "Hollywood."
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That wasn't an answer.
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And who's this cactus flower?
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What?
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That's my wife Gloria.
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Well, she's "Cactus Flower" now,
old-timer.
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These, uh, these nicknames--
are they set in stone?
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Okey dokey.
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You ready, gunslinger?
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I heard word of trouble
in these parts.
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Pull!
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That oughta fix it, eh, Jay?
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You got a piece of it.
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I've been practicing like crazy,
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all my cowboy skills--
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shootin', ropin'.
pancake eatin'.
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Why? Because sometimes
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I feel like Jay doesn't
respect me as a man.
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It's just that when you say,
"Phil is my son-in-law,"
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it sounds like you're saying,
"Phyllis, my son-in-law."
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- That's ridiculous.
- Okay, who's your son-in-law?
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Phyllis.
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I'm not asking for a hug.
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I just want to get that
look of newfound respect,
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like...
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Or...
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Or... mm.
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Yeah.
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Check it out.
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Two birds, one leg.
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Pull it!
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Not bad, eh, Old-timer?
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Uh, see, slappy only
had three fingers.
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What?
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He only had three fingers.
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Who's next?
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Oh, me. Me.
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Oh, this is good. This is good.
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Tres macho.
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No smile. Don't smile. Good.
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You ready?
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Wait. Do I say "pull"?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Mitchell, why don't you
go find Manny at the spa?
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Wouldn't that be more fun?
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Yeah.
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I realized that if
I was gonna raise a boy,
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I needed to butch up my life.
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You know, I wanted to
be able to teach my son
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all the things that
my Dad taught Claire.
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Hey, Hollywood.
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I don't love that.
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Wanna see something?
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Oh, my gosh.
Is that a firecracker?
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Shh!
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Now I just need to find the
perfect thing to blow up.
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Is that thing even legal?
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Not here. It's from Germany.
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If they had this during the war,
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right now we'd all be
knee-deep in strudel.
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Watch it!
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What you doing, eh? You readin'?
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Trying to.
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I'm not so good at it either.
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- I'm not surprised.
- That was a joke.
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I'm Jimmy Scrivano.
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You want to see
me do a cannonball?
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I'd rather see you
get hit by one, but...
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Ha. Good one, gorgeous.
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Jay! Is this like the lobster?!
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Do I get to pick one for dinner?
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Because this one
looks very tender.
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Look alive, Old-timer.
One of your calves is getting away.
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Hey, something's wrong with
my horse. She's veering left.
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When this happened to my
Uncle, it was a stroke.
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Oh, there's nothing
wrong with Buttercup.
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You just gotta let her
know who's boss!
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Beautiful form, Cactus Flower!
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Beautiful!
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You look like a dadgum conquistadora!
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She's deaf, but I can hear ya.
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Why are you riding that way?
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I'm afraid that cow over
there might bite me.
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Oh, yes, he's gonna
come up and bite you
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because your leg looks so
desirable with those--
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are those canvas?
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Okay, Phil, ease that one
back over towards me.
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- Got it.
- Ease him back this way.
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Hey! Piece of cake, huh, Jay?
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- Huh?
- Ease that one over to Bossy.
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Which one's Bossy?
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- That's my nickname for your wife.
- Hilarious.
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Go, Mom! Whoo!
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Yeah, Mom! You rock!
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Oh, I wish I had a rock.
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Hey. It wouldn't kill you
to be nice to Dylan.
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It might.
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But, honey, I don't know why
you always stick up for him.
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Haley can do so much better.
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Because I know what it's
like to fall for a girl
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whose dad thinks
I'm not good enough.
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All right, you're right.
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I can make more of an effort.
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That's the woman I love.
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We taking a little break over here?
Laying some pipe?
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- No. Sorry. I was just talking to Bossy.
- Uh-huh.
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- Phil!
- I'm sorry.
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Jay, look! I got this one!
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I got this one!
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She's veering left again.
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When we get back,
I'm gonna see
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if she can track
a pencil with her eyes.
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Okay, Lily, I'm going to
push you one more time.
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Now don't kick me, okay?
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Aah! Oh! Lily!
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I said don't kick me. Okay?
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You know it's your own
fault that's happening.
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Why don't you try
standing behind her?
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You are an idiot.
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Oh, really? I ain't the one
getting kicked.
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- Why are you following me?
- Why are you fighting me here, gorgeous?
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This works.
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I really, really don't appreciate
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you calling me "gorgeous."
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I just want to enjoy
time with my family,
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so if you don't mind-- mm!
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Not a problem.
See you around, sunshine.
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You kissed a boy!
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No, the boy kissed me.
Okay, Lily?
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The boy kissed me.
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♪ I rode a horse for
the first time today ♪
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♪ wasn't surprised
when it went... neigh ♪
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Okay. Hey, Dylan.
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Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
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I was wondering if we
could have a little chat.
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Oh. You want me to go home.
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No, no. It's the--
the opposite of that.
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I want you to go home?
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No, I, um, I want you to know
how glad I am that you're here.
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Really?
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'Cause sometimes I just get
this vibe you don't like me.
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Oh. Dylan, no. I'm sorry.
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I-I like you.
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I-I like you a lot. I just...
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It's complicated because
Haley's my daughter.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
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You are totally a hot mom,
but I can't do this.
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Oh, my God. Okay, we--
there's--no, no.
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I merely meant that I'm sorry
if I made you feel unwelcome.
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Whew! That would
have been awkward.
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So awkward.
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You know, but for the record,
Mrs. Dunphy...
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Yes?
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- If Haley wasn't my girlfriend...
- Yeah.
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- And Mr. Dunphy was out
of the picture... - Mm-hmm.
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I would be honored
to share your bed
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and raise Luke, Alex,
and Haley as my own.
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Okay.
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Good talk.
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♪ She'll be running
down the mountain ♪
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♪ she'll be running down the
Mountain when she come.s ♪
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the song ended two minutes ago.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
She could play Evita.
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Really? You notice
the crickets left?
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Anyone want more water?
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Oh, Dad, I'll take one.
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Heads up.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my gosh.
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Oh. It was--it was dark.
I-I couldn't see it. Thank you.
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So did you set off
the firecracker yet?
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When I do, you won't have to ask.
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First, all the
electronics will go out,
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then comes the heat flash.
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Afterwards, the living
will envy the dead.
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And yet I'm the one
on the "No-fly" list.
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You know what? Maybe next time
I'll just catch it
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and then hand it to you.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, let's do that.
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You--you do everything,
and I'll do nothing.
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Something on your mind?
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This isn't the right
place to talk about it.
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Okay.
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I-I'm s--
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I'm not sure if we should
have another baby.
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What? Are you serious?
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I think that we might be
rushing into this.
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Rushing into--
we've been working--
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Everybody, it's me, Dylan.
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I just wanted to thank you all
for bringing me on this trip
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and making me feel
like one of the family,
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uh, especially Bossy.
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So I can't think of a better time
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to ask something of
the woman that I love.
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Okay.
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No, no.
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Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy,
256
00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:55,651
will you do me the honors of
being my lawfully wedded--
257
00:10:55,652 --> 00:10:57,864
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No proposals.
258
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,133
Not now. Not gonna happen.
She's a child, so...
259
00:11:00,134 --> 00:11:02,052
- Mom!
- You're still in high school!
260
00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:04,400
- I meant after she graduates.
- Not then. Not now.
261
00:11:04,401 --> 00:11:06,848
Not ever. Seriously, what are
you two gonna live off of?
262
00:11:06,849 --> 00:11:09,523
The--the--the royalties
from the horsey song?
263
00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:11,525
- Put it back in your pocket.
- Would you stop it?
264
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:14,109
- No, I won't. I won't.
- No, it's okay.
265
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,909
I guess I'll just turn in.
266
00:11:16,465 --> 00:11:18,354
Just so you know,
there's a fan in my cabin
267
00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:20,532
- that sounds like someone crying.
- Oh.
268
00:11:20,536 --> 00:11:22,339
Dylan, wait! I hate you!
269
00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:25,010
Oh, come on. Haley,
get back here!
270
00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:26,673
Phil, anything?
271
00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:29,458
I think you said it all, Claire.
You want me to rope her?
272
00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:30,941
I can, you know.
273
00:11:31,939 --> 00:11:32,871
For what it's worth,
274
00:11:32,872 --> 00:11:35,215
my second wife
was in high school.
275
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,322
Sweetie, here. Here we go.
276
00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:45,416
One, two, three. One, two, three.
277
00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:48,913
- Gone.
- It's gone! It's over there!
278
00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:49,914
It's not back there.
279
00:11:49,915 --> 00:11:52,067
- We counted to three.
- Yes.
280
00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:52,916
Hey.
281
00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:53,910
Where have you been?
282
00:11:53,911 --> 00:11:55,440
I-I slept on the couch
in the lodge.
283
00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:57,237
I know you didn't want to
have a big fight last night.
284
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,701
Well, I'm ready now.
285
00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:00,372
Cam, I'm sorry.
286
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:02,792
Look, what if I can't do
the father-son stuff?
287
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,752
The hunting, the--the sports,
the Three Stooges?
288
00:12:05,753 --> 00:12:06,948
You know what happens in real life
289
00:12:06,949 --> 00:12:08,537
when someone gets hit in
the head with a ladder?
290
00:12:08,538 --> 00:12:11,058
They go to the hospital
and they get an MRI.
291
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:12,426
Never see that scene.
292
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,428
I think you're overthinking this.
293
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,627
You know, I love sports,
I love the Stooges.
294
00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:17,753
We've got this covered.
295
00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:19,500
No. No, you--
you got it covered,
296
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:22,272
but I'm just stuck on the sidelines,
297
00:12:22,273 --> 00:12:24,557
pretending to understand
the rules, and...
298
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,042
You know, my dad was a
rough-and-tumble guy,
299
00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:29,051
and I just--
I could never relate to him.
300
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,002
And I don't know.
I just don't think I could handle
301
00:12:31,003 --> 00:12:34,175
disappointing...
two generations.
302
00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:35,904
I think you're more masculine
303
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,945
than you give yourself credit for.
304
00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:42,637
Who puts a birdhouse
next to a porch?
305
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:45,819
Claire, I know
that you're worried
306
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,584
that Dylan is gonna
break Haley's heart,
307
00:12:47,585 --> 00:12:50,801
but I see in his eyes that he's
gonna stick with her forever.
308
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:53,584
No matter what, he's always
going to be with her.
309
00:12:53,585 --> 00:12:54,702
On your deathbed--
310
00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:56,977
Okay. All right.
I can't take this anymore.
311
00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:57,902
I'm gonna go find her.
312
00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,830
No. You push too hard, you
chase her right into his arms,
313
00:13:00,831 --> 00:13:02,867
you'll end up with
a boob for a son-in-law.
314
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:04,139
Believe me, you don't want that.
315
00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,315
What's that supposed to mean?
316
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:07,566
- What?
- Hey, have you guys seen Dylan?
317
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,624
- No. No. Why?
- I'm not talking to you.
318
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,241
He said he was going out
for a walk last night,
319
00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:12,978
and no one's seen him since.
320
00:13:12,979 --> 00:13:14,636
Sweetheart, I'm sure he's fine.
321
00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:16,527
Maybe after last night,
he just went home.
322
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:18,265
Doubt it. He left his luggage.
323
00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:19,468
We have to do something.
324
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,966
If he doesn't eat five times
a day, he gets spacey.
325
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,457
What would that even look like?
326
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,843
We'll find him. Hank?
327
00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,580
We got a situation here!
328
00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,429
What seems to be the trouble?
329
00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:34,577
We need to talk.
330
00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:35,793
What?
331
00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:38,042
You stole my first kiss.
332
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,064
What are you talkin' about?
333
00:13:39,065 --> 00:13:42,279
I had it all planned out.
It was supposed to be special,
334
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,186
someone with a high GPA
and a bright future,
335
00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:45,686
not a Mario brother.
336
00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:49,106
Fine. You know what?
I don't even want your kiss.
337
00:13:49,107 --> 00:13:50,611
Here, you can have it back.
338
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,150
There. Now we're even.
339
00:13:53,151 --> 00:13:55,727
Well, keep it.
I don't-- I don't want it anymore.
340
00:13:59,052 --> 00:14:00,074
What am I doing?
341
00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:01,795
Okay, people.
342
00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:03,820
Looks like we have a walker.
343
00:14:04,028 --> 00:14:06,646
Right now he is facing
treacherous terrain,
344
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:09,020
sudden drops, mountain lions,
345
00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,831
hungry bears, oh, and wolverines.
346
00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:14,619
That is, if the hypothermia
didn't already get him.
347
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,895
Why did we come here again?
348
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,747
So our best bet is to split up.
349
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,864
You two are gonna take
the North hiking trail.
350
00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:22,941
- Can I go with my Dad instead?
- Negative.
351
00:14:22,942 --> 00:14:25,738
I need Buffalo Phil and Old-timer...
352
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,225
To check the Snake River.
353
00:14:27,226 --> 00:14:28,528
Buffalo Phil--
354
00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,228
worth the wait.
355
00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:33,517
Me and Cactus Flower will
ride on up to Destiny Ridge.
356
00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:35,093
Maybe I should ride
up there with her.
357
00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:38,807
Negatory. That trail is
for advanced riders only.
358
00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:40,556
We don't need another dead body.
359
00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:41,314
"Another"?
360
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,331
Let's go! Move 'em out.
361
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:48,395
Phil, help me saddle
my horse, will ya?
362
00:14:48,396 --> 00:14:50,903
Well, look who's suddenly
needed by his father-in-law.
363
00:14:50,904 --> 00:14:52,176
Phyllis.
364
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:53,486
Phil...
365
00:14:53,487 --> 00:14:54,840
is.
366
00:14:57,081 --> 00:14:58,713
Hey, Uncle Mitch. Whatcha doing?
367
00:14:58,714 --> 00:14:59,912
Oh, hey.
368
00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:01,841
Just--just thinkin'.
369
00:15:02,615 --> 00:15:04,742
You know, I've been
meaning to tell you,
370
00:15:04,743 --> 00:15:06,409
you're a super fun Uncle.
371
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,226
And I'm saying this as a boy.
372
00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:10,145
Uncle Cameron sent you
over here, didn't he?
373
00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:12,017
What? That's hilarious.
374
00:15:12,018 --> 00:15:14,558
No, I love how you and
me can joke like this.
375
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,305
Okay, Luke, look, I don't
know how much Cam told you,
376
00:15:17,306 --> 00:15:18,654
but I don't think
this is a problem
377
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,464
that you can help me with. It's...
378
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,330
Okay, good.
I've got my own problem.
379
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:24,642
What? What's that?
380
00:15:25,113 --> 00:15:26,569
Can you keep a secret?
381
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:29,218
I kept a pretty big one
for 22 years, so...
382
00:15:29,612 --> 00:15:31,445
I've got this new firecracker,
383
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:32,885
and I can't decide what to blow up.
384
00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:34,549
Oh, Luke, that's dangerous.
385
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,853
I know. That's what's fun about it.
386
00:15:37,051 --> 00:15:37,952
I don't get boys.
387
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:40,320
What is so great about
destroying things?
388
00:15:40,321 --> 00:15:43,855
It turns stuff into
flying chunks of stuff.
389
00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:46,104
Okay, no. No,
g-give it to me. Come on.
390
00:15:46,348 --> 00:15:47,837
Fine.
391
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:50,841
I take it back.
You're not that fun.
392
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,027
All right, hey, look, um,
393
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,368
we'll do it together, all right?
394
00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:03,489
You just made the best
decision of your life.
395
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:06,002
Okay. Come on.
396
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,166
Damn it!
397
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,758
Buttercup! What the hell's
wrong with this horse?
398
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:14,808
Jay.
399
00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:18,219
I want to talk to you about
400
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,653
that son-in-law crack
you made at breakfast.
401
00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:22,660
- Oh, I didn't mean anything by that.
- I think you did.
402
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:25,094
I get that I wasn't your first
choice to marry Claire,
403
00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:27,053
but it's been 18 years, and
there hasn't been a day
404
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,643
when I wasn't a loyal
husband to your daughter
405
00:16:28,644 --> 00:16:30,545
and a great dad to your grandkids.
406
00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:33,105
So if we've still got a problem,
now it's your problem.
407
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,426
Phil, wait up.
408
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:45,126
Let me ask you something,
man to man.
409
00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:47,040
Okay.
410
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,973
You notice anything
funny about the...
411
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:50,919
Hank character and, uh...
412
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,991
Gloria? Yeah,
he's hitting on her. Why?
413
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:54,071
I knew it.
414
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:55,294
Where are you going?
415
00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:56,648
Destiny Ridge.
416
00:16:57,694 --> 00:16:58,807
Buttercup, ha!
417
00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:01,506
Buttercup, hiya!
418
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,244
Seriously?
419
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:07,359
Okay. Okay, it's clear.
420
00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:11,258
- After this, we're gonna have
some angry birds. -Yeah.
421
00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:13,707
It's gonna be "Bye bye Birdie."
422
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,575
It's a big musical from the '60s.
423
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,272
No. Forget it. What you said.
424
00:17:18,499 --> 00:17:19,571
Okay.
425
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,103
Okay, go.
426
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,581
That's it?
427
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,900
I'm sorry, buddy.
428
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:32,101
- I brought that thing all
the way from-- whoa! - Whoa!
429
00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:40,847
Cam, I did a boy thing!
I blew up the birdhouse!
430
00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:42,847
You should have seen it.
It was so awesome.
431
00:17:42,848 --> 00:17:43,859
That's great!
432
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,794
Yeah. I think I can do this.
433
00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:47,950
I mean, maybe not everything
and maybe not right away, and
434
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,014
- not the three stooges...
- No.
435
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,537
I do. I want a son.
436
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,033
I'm sorry I panicked.
437
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,557
Oh, that's great.
438
00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:57,775
Now maybe we can go back to
taking pictures for the book.
439
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,798
Yes! Pictures of me
blowing up stuff!
440
00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:02,328
Okay, I see we've overcorrected.
441
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,800
I know you think
I'm the mean mom
442
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:06,498
who wouldn't let you marry
your boyfriend,
443
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,617
but someday you're
gonna realize,
444
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,876
I-I did what had to be done.
445
00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:12,900
No, you didn't.
I was never gonna marry Dylan.
446
00:18:12,901 --> 00:18:14,199
I told him no.
447
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,693
Oh, you did? Thank God.
448
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,109
But it was my proposal
to turn down.
449
00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:20,407
You know, you keep telling
me to act like an adult,
450
00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:22,364
but then you don't
even give me a chance.
451
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:25,389
Oh. You sort of got me there.
452
00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:27,937
But, sweetheart, I don't
expect you to understand this.
453
00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:30,199
I certainly didn't
when I was your age.
454
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,048
I look at you as my baby,
and I always will.
455
00:18:33,049 --> 00:18:34,562
It's--it's just what moms do.
456
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:37,093
I'm not a baby anymore!
457
00:18:37,094 --> 00:18:40,329
Okay? And I am never
gonna see Dylan again!
458
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,806
Dylan!
459
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,415
Dylan!
460
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,680
What?!
461
00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:46,381
Where are you?!
462
00:18:46,447 --> 00:18:48,015
Wyoming!
463
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,106
You're okay!
464
00:18:50,107 --> 00:18:52,113
I had the craziest night.
465
00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:56,059
When you rejected me,
I felt lost and scared.
466
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,185
And then I went out on a walk,
467
00:18:58,186 --> 00:19:00,860
and I felt a whole different
kind of lost and scared.
468
00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:02,744
And then I fell
asleep in the stable.
469
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:05,701
And when I woke up, I met
this woman named Jake
470
00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:07,394
who's strong like a man.
471
00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:10,768
Then we had this long talk,
and he/she hired me.
472
00:19:10,769 --> 00:19:13,477
Uh, what--
what do you mean, she hired you?
473
00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:14,685
I work here now.
474
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,088
S-so you're staying?
475
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,476
Yeah. What about us?
476
00:19:18,477 --> 00:19:21,789
It could never work.
We're from two different worlds.
477
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,598
You're a high school student,
478
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,484
and I'm a ranch hand.
479
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:29,258
I'm just--I'm so glad you're okay.
I really am.
480
00:19:29,259 --> 00:19:30,544
I am. Thanks. But we're
481
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,857
not supposed to fraternize
with the guests.
482
00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:34,001
Right.
483
00:19:36,398 --> 00:19:38,847
Dylan!
484
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:43,139
Dylan!
485
00:19:43,178 --> 00:19:46,088
You got a voice like a
meadowlark, don't ya?
486
00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:49,354
Dylan!
487
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,547
Yeah, I sure am worried
about that kid.
488
00:19:51,548 --> 00:19:53,445
Dylan!
489
00:19:54,437 --> 00:19:55,636
He ain't down there.
490
00:19:55,637 --> 00:20:00,326
Oh, come on now. You come up
here for the cowboy experience.
491
00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:02,016
You're looking at him.
492
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:05,065
Do I look like the kind of woman
that would cheat on her husband?
493
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:06,281
Yes.
494
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,775
Really?
495
00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:11,329
Hey! I think you better
move away from that woman.
496
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:14,101
Only we touch our women
when they don't want us to.
497
00:20:14,102 --> 00:20:15,947
Easy. Easy there, friend-o.
498
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,004
I wasn't hitting on this filly.
499
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,427
This is all part of the package.
500
00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:22,484
If I didn't play the bad guy,
501
00:20:22,485 --> 00:20:24,736
he wouldn't get to ride
up and be the big hero.
502
00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:26,677
He doesn't need you
to make him a hero.
503
00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:28,074
He's a hero every day.
504
00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:30,509
Why don't you do us all a favor?
Get back on your horse,
505
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,407
ride down to the lodge and tell 'em--
506
00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:34,566
- Can you keep him still?
I'm trying to make a point. - I am.
507
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,863
Okay. Okay, I'm gone.
508
00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:38,032
Ma'am.
509
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:41,681
Wait. Wait.
510
00:20:41,818 --> 00:20:43,482
There's something
I wanna say to you.
511
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:45,412
I will only be checking
"somewhat satisfied"
512
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,805
on our comment card. Jeez.
513
00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:50,116
I mean, he was great
with the kids.
514
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,420
I looked it up.
515
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:59,147
The distance between our
houses is 2,443 miles.
516
00:20:59,148 --> 00:21:00,934
Yeah, but, you know,
on some maps,
517
00:21:00,935 --> 00:21:02,573
it's like--pfft! This big.
518
00:21:02,574 --> 00:21:04,335
God, you're stupid.
519
00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:09,533
All in all, it was a great vacation.
520
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,437
We may have lost a man...
521
00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:18,519
But out there on the range,
under that great big sky,
522
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,440
we found a part of ourselves
we never knew was there,
523
00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:24,489
just like the horny
cowboy said we would.
524
00:21:25,612 --> 00:21:26,757
No.
525
00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:27,893
Fine.
526
00:21:29,804 --> 00:21:36,593
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