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Lorenzo. Lorenzo!
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Lorenzo!
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This is gorgeous!
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Valentina loves pretty things.
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We all do.
If you please, Valentina.
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Gorgeous. She's the goddess of love.
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She speaks to me.
Do you know what she's saying?
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"Put me down, I'm worth
a thousand florins."
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Uncle Piero, you can be such
a funny, bossy boots.
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She's talking about love,
about two hearts beating as one.
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Yes, Papa?
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Ah, Lorenzo. Show Valentina
Florence, would you?
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Sounds divine.
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But I was just going to...
Not any more.
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Yes, but...
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All right. Come on.
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Gorgeous.
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Daddy, my heart weeps
until it sees you again.
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Arrivederci.
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Mine, too, mia piccola poppettina.
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HE KISSES HER HAND
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SHE GIGGLES
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It's the finest
gunpowder I've ever seen.
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People died to get it here.
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Cousin...it was worth it.
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A succession of small explosions
power the bike forward
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at phenomenal speed...
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I hope. And that'll work?
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Of course it will.
Just need gunpowder, then zoom!
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Imagine, everyone whizzing
through the streets on them.
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Not quite flying, but close.
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I might be able to help you
on the gunpowder front.
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Can I ride it with you?
Girls and speed?
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On to a winner there(!)
Not a good idea.
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Load/speed ratio - the less that's
on there, the faster it'll go.
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Yeah, course. Load/speed ratio.
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Puff sleeves are so last year,
wouldn't you say, Lorenzo?
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If you say so.
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Let's try it on, shall we? Yes.
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Yes, try it on.
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Can't wait to see
what it looks like.
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Ah. Finally deigned
to join us, have you?
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Sorry, Maestro, we're late.
We were just... Save your excuses,
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I'm not interested.
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While the rest of us capture
the beauty of the hills,
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you two will stay here,
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sketch folds of cloth
and think about your timekeeping.
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Your practice mannequin awaits.
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Can't believe we're
missing out on a trip.
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Where are you going? My bicycle.
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What about the dress material?
In the alley if you want me.
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Why would I want you?
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There's a consignment just arrived in
the city. Thing is, it belongs to...
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Never mind. I'll tell you later.
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Tell him what? You would not
believe the morning I've had.
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Completamente orrendo! Got lumbered
with my dreadful cousin.
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Such a girl. All pretty and charming
and tinkly laughter, "Oh!"
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But really, she's spiteful
and nasty and...
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and...
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She's behind me, isn't she?
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Valentina! Thank heavens!
I thought I'd lost you.
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Grazie, signore. What for?
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For being the best-looking
boy I've seen all year.
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Me?
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And you've got an adorable way
with words.
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Do I?
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Do you like my bicycle?
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Oh!
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What a gorgeous pile of...bits.
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I like it so much.
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I'm going to marry the words bicycle
and like and call it a licycle.
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Or bike.
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Even better. Well, what does it do?
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Um, er,
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you ride it.
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But, er, it's not finished yet.
Oh, what a pity.
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I could show you my bell.
Bells are divine.
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I adore dinging and donging.
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Bet she doesn't even really
like him. She's just pretending.
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Lorenzo, who are you babbling about?
Valentina, my cousin.
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She's unbearable.
I know girls are silly, but...
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Thanks(!) Not you, you don't count.
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I mean girls in general. Forever
talking about their clothes or hair.
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But Valentina, she's
the devil, in a dress.
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Harsh. You don't know her.
She's all over Leo.
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"Ooh, Leo, you're so handsome!"
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And he's lapping it up. He's even
going to show her his bell!
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BELL TINKLES
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It tings. Cute.
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Warns people when you're coming.
Why don't you just shout at them?
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Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
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Valentina, strictly speaking this
is a workshop. No girls allowed.
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Well, who's she, then?
Who's your friend, Leo?
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This is... Valentina.
You must be the servant girl.
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No, actually.
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Leo and I go way back.
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And you're allowed to be here
because?
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She is my girlfriend.
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How lovely. A street romance.
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Anyway, we were just heading off,
weren't we, sweetheart? Nope.
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I'm staying right here.
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Oh, are you? Oh, that's a shame
because Lorenzo's
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just about to take us out
for some ice cream,
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so perhaps we'll see you later.
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SHE GIGGLES AND LEONARDO LAUGHS
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There's also a saddle.
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What's that for? You sit on it.
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Santa Maria, you're a genius.
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You've thought of everything.
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We could, er, we could go for
a ride on it, if you, if you...
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When it's finished. I would
love that more than life itself.
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Really?
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But before that, the shops await.
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So, Leo, who'll take me?
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I will.
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I'm sorry. You are?
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Tomaso. From Leo's workshop.
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
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Bit of a corny line.
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No, I'm sure I recognise you.
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Oh, you might've met my
twin sister Lisa.
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That stroppy girl with a face
like thunder is your twin?
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She's not that bad.
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Doesn't love shopping the way I do.
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How divine.
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See you later, Leo. OK.
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She is so beautiful. When I look
at her I can barely breathe.
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I need to show her how I feel.
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Lorenzo, are you all right to...?
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Get the bill? Yeah.
I'll catch you up.
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Fur trimming is so last year.
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Is it? Mm. This season it's all
about ornamental jewels and slashing.
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Slashing?! Cutting the dress to
show the undergarments. It's so in.
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I love the bodice. Great shape.
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Yes, it is. It'd really suit you.
You should try it on.
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I was always going to.
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Boom bike?
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A bike powered by gunpowder.
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What else would you call it? Oh!
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We're going to zoom
through the streets,
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her arms around my waist,
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wind shocking our faces,
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wrapped up in each other as
the world just...whizzes by.
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She's amazing, isn't she?
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Not my type. Bit girlish. Oh, yeah?
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So what's your type, then?
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Come on, there must be someone.
There's nobody.
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All right, suit yourself.
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About that gunpowder...
Here we go. Whose is it?
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The Medicis.
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We can't steal gunpowder
from Lorenzo's dad.
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Course not. It would be awful
if at one of their many parties
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they were missing a few fireworks(!)
Exactly.
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But as a matter of interest,
any idea how we'd do it?
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Bella.
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If you're a girl
and like that kind of thing.
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I am and I do.
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Would you, er,
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help me with this hairpin?
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Sure.
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LISA LAUGHS
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What's so funny? You, flirting.
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Yes, but with you it's pointless.
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You're different. Normally I can
twist any boy round my little finger.
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Can you? Oh, yes. Drop your
handkerchief, they come running.
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Twirl your hair as they talk.
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Catch their eye, hold, look away.
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They fall for the lot. Do th...we?
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Of course. You're gullible fools.
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SHE GIGGLES
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What's it for?
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Erm...nothing much.
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Just an idea I'm working on.
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I suppose it's something
to woo Valentina. You're mad.
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She's a complete brat.
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What? I'm nothing like her!
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Leo, did you miss me? Er, I...
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Look what I bought for Tomaso.
Dah-dah!
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It's called a houppelande.
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Very in for both men and women.
It's much snazzier than mine.
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You've got one of those, have you?
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He has, but his has a lot
less snazz, apparently.
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Valentina, lunchtime.
Oh, but you've only just got here.
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I'll be straight back.
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You dropped your handkerchief.
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Oh, yeah. Can you pick it up?
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You all right?
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I've got something in my eye.
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Could you...?
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Why do you keep looking over there?
I wasn't. Yes, you were.
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Well, sometimes girls just do that.
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Look in another direction
for no reason.
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Oh, yeah.
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Valentina does that all the time.
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Isn't she beautiful?
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Yeah. Lovely. Oh!
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And her eyes.
Have you seen her eyes?
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Greener than the...greenest green.
Mm.
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And that hair, and nose and mouth.
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Yep, she's got all of those.
I'd love to paint her.
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I could just never do her justice.
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Tom, you got on
really well with her.
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Do you think you could
ask her out for me?
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LISA GASPS
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Daddy?! Daddy?!
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Trust me, this is not a good idea.
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How right you are. Out, now!
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Daddy, I had to see you. I'm in love.
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Who's the lucky chap this time?
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It's a surprise.
I'll bring him here later.
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I know you're going
to love him as much as I do.
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I'm sure I will, poppettina.
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I'm so pleased that's settled.
Now, out.
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So, shall we test it?
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Delightful prospect.
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GUNSHOT AND BREAKING GLASS
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They're coming.
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Look, Leo, I think it'd
be better coming from you.
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I get nervous, I go blank.
You don't know what it's like.
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Made of stone, me.
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Ciao, Tom.
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Tomaso! Valentina...
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Er, I need to talk to you.
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How intriguing.
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Someone from the workshop
has feelings for you.
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Tomaso, you needn't say another word.
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I feel the same way.
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I'll go and get him.
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I too am passionately
in love with you.
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No, I didn't mean me...
You understand girls,
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you're cute and you know more
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about feather trimming
than any boy I've ever met.
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Santa Maria. Erm...
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Can you just give me a second?
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You're supposed to be
asking her out for me.
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You think I want this?
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I asked you to do me a favour, not
steal her from me! What?! Calm down.
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Just tell her you can't
go out with her
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because you're a lowly artist
and she's a lady.
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Actually, that's quite a good idea.
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Valentina, our love can never be.
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For I am a...a lowly artist
whilst you are...a lady.
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Who cares about that?
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Love conquers all.
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Does it?
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Erm...
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Would you mind if I just...?
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Now what?
Just tell her you don't like her.
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Oh, big help(!) Stab her
in the heart, why don't I?
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She's in love with me.
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When she should be in love with me!
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Tell her you haven't got time for
romance because art is your life.
252
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,000
You're very good at this, Lorenzo.
253
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My hobby, thinking up excuses.
254
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:39,840
Valentina, art is my life.
255
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:44,840
And I shall share that life
with you, mi amore.
256
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:50,400
Erm... Look, I'm very flattered,
but I really must say no.
257
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,160
Oh.
258
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,560
Well, in that case, I shall leave.
259
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,120
Would you be so kind
as to walk me home?
260
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,000
Of course.
261
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,040
Wearing your houppelande?
262
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,560
You look so good in it and it's
how I'd like to remember you.
263
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,280
OK.
264
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,640
Right, I'll say arrivederci.
265
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,600
Tomaso, I feel terribly faint.
266
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,280
Well, you're home now.
Could you help me in?
267
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,160
Couldn't one of the guards?
268
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,280
I could, I suppose.
269
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,200
We need to get under the palace,
get that gunpowder.
270
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,960
We'll get it. It's my only chance.
271
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,800
We'll find the exact spot
and drill through, yeah? Yeah.
272
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,080
Right, I'm off, then.
I won't let you.
273
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,600
You're the love of my life
even if you don't know it yet.
274
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,680
Daddy will see that.
275
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,800
What? No, I can't meet your father.
276
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,520
I told him that tonight he
would smile upon my fiance.
277
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,920
I must be such a loser
278
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,640
for Valentina to choose a girl
disguised as a boy over me.
279
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,800
Mate, you're not a loser, and that
boom bike's going to win her over.
280
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,400
Right, are we in the right place?
281
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,440
Oh, cavolo, there's a bush
in the way.
282
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,720
Another hole?
No, you'll weaken the ground.
283
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,760
Wait. Hang on, hang on.
284
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,080
I can see the gunpowder store.
We need to drill under there.
285
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:04,120
Mac, I told you, stop drilling
there, the ground will cave in.
286
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,360
What are you doing here?
287
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,720
We're waiting for Daddy
to bless our engagement.
288
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,880
No, but seriously, what's...? Oh,
you're serious, aren't you?
289
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,360
Daddy! Daddy!
290
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,120
Yes, I'm coming, poppettina.
291
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,480
It's my dad as well.
You need to get out!
292
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,760
Oh, and here's me thinking what
an ideal son-in-law I'll make.
293
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,680
Don't worry, belle bambino,
Daddy will love you as much as I do.
294
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,080
I wouldn't count on it.
295
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,960
Help! Help!
296
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,480
It's the gunpowder.
297
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,360
Daddy! Come back!
298
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,440
Make a run for it?
299
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,520
Go! Go! Head for the side door.
300
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,760
Ah, there's the trunk.
301
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,560
Got the soot? Yep.
302
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,640
Help, Excellency, help! Help!
303
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,880
The ground has swallowed me up.
304
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,640
Come to Papa.
305
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,560
Help!
306
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,360
Quick, roll the soot in,
someone's coming.
307
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,280
Please, signorina.
308
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,720
Oi! Signorina!
309
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,600
Daddy, you're keeping me waiting.
310
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,040
Sorry, poppettina, we have some
business here. I'll be right out.
311
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,880
Make sure you are.
312
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,880
The gunpowder's fine.
313
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,840
That's a relief.
314
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,960
You overindulge that girl.
315
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,520
Well, she's all I have.
316
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,680
Please help me!
My legs are floating underground!
317
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,520
Would you be so kind
as to help him out,
318
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,560
show him to the gate
and tell him he's fired?
319
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,640
You're sacking him? Of course.
320
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,800
I'm not having him
guarding my gunpowder
321
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,640
if he can't get himself
out of a hole.
322
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,880
Oh!
323
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,400
Sorry, sorry.
324
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,400
Valentina, the boom bike is ready.
325
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,240
Out of my way. Tomaso?
We can go on it now.
326
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,960
You and me, whizzing down
the streets together on the...
327
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:31,720
What? You said you wanted
to go biking with me?
328
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,840
Do I look stark staring mad?
Look at the state of you.
329
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,000
Do you expect me to come
anywhere near you
330
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,920
and risk my life
on this contraption
331
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,640
when I could spend every precious
moment with my darling bambolino?
332
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:48,880
Tomaso, poverino, are you hurt?
Poverino!
333
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,040
Don't talk to him like that.
Tomaso, why are you running?
334
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,520
We're destined to be together.
I want to marry you.
335
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,760
But I don't want to marry you.
336
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,160
You don't mean that.
337
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,880
Imagine our wedding day.
338
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,120
Me stunningly gorgeous, as the
bridesmaids drop petals at my feet.
339
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,920
Lorenzo a divine page boy
340
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,840
and your sister my maid of honour.
Lisa and I will be best friends.
341
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,720
Oh, come on, don't be coy.
342
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,960
Let's seal this deal with a kiss.
343
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,400
Get off, get off! I can't marry you!
344
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,000
There is no sister Lisa. I'm Lisa!
345
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,320
Look, I'm sorry.
346
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,320
It's all a horrible
misunderstanding.
347
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,160
I didn't mean any harm.
348
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,800
You have to understand,
you're a girl.
349
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,840
It's the only way I can paint.
350
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,760
Daddy, this person is a girl.
351
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,160
Mmm. I can see that.
352
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,680
No, she's a fraud.
353
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,040
This girl is working illegally as
an apprentice pretending to be a boy.
354
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,240
We must report her
to Signor Verrocchio.
355
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,200
Poppettina, that's highly unlikely.
356
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,880
Daddy, get your horse.
We must report her this instant.
357
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,920
That's utter nonsense.
Come on, Daddy, it's our duty.
358
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,880
I WILL ruin you.
359
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,640
What did I tell you?
The devil in a dress.
360
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,720
We can't outrun their horses.
361
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,440
I'm finished! No, you're not.
362
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,120
Leo, there's nothing we can do.
Want to bet?
363
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,560
Mac, light her up.
364
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,880
Leo, it's too late.
365
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,680
What's wrong?
366
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,000
EXPLOSION
Whoa! Whooh!
367
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,320
So, Signor Verrocchio,
you have an impostor in your ranks.
368
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,520
Impostor? Is one of my boys
posing as a real painter?
369
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,200
You misunderstand, signore.
370
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:08,120
I refer to one Tomaso Gherardini
who, in actual fact, is a girl.
371
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,200
Ridicolo, signore. It's true.
372
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,680
We have just this second left a girl
called Lisa at the Medici Palace.
373
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,240
She says she's Tomaso's twin sister
but in fact they're one and the same.
374
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,400
Let me get this straight.
You're saying that boy over there
375
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,200
is really a girl and you've just
left her at the Medici Palace?
376
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:36,280
Apologies, signore,
for disturbing you.
377
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,720
Valentina,
this time you've gone too far.
378
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,920
My cousin Piero is right. You
are spoilt and you need discipline.
379
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,520
Daddy, I'm telling the truth!
380
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,240
Your detention tasks finished?
381
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,160
Si, Maestro. Si, Maestro.
382
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:59,520
Hmmm, it would appear that Tomaso's
depiction is superior to Leonardo's.
383
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,920
I would imagine this
is because, being a girl,
384
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,640
she knows all about dresses(!)
385
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,160
LAUGHTER
386
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:21,200
This gun could only work
with the premium gunpowder
387
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,360
that I have had specially imported.
388
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,960
My friends, prepare to be amazed.
389
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,160
GUN FIZZLES PATHETICALLY
390
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,480
I can't believe
I fell for Valentina.
391
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,320
I was so stupid!
392
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,880
We all fall for people we shouldn't.
393
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,640
She didn't care about anyone
other than herself.
394
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,280
She would have ruined you.
395
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,120
Not all girls are like Valentina.
396
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,160
You're not.
397
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,480
No, I'm not.
398
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,480
But then I guess
you're one of the boys, eh?
399
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,600
Night, Tom.
400
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,480
Night.
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