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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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None of that.
Not while you're living under my roof.
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What?
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Look, just because I know about you two
doesn't mean I like looking at it.
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Aren't you supposed to be
at an audition for another hour?
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Well, I'm sorry if I'm not
a middle-aged black woman.
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And I'm also sorry if sometimes
I go to the wrong audition.
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Okay, look, if I have to pretend
I don't know about you two...
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...then you two are gonna have to pretend
there's nothing to know about.
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BOTH:
Okay, sorry.
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JOEY:
I can hear that.
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Rachel's at work.
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JOEY:
I can still hear you.
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.
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MONICA:
Hey. What's that?
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Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom
that once belonged to my grandmother.
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Can you believe it?
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A year ago I didn't even have a family...
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...and now I have heirlooms
for crying out loud.
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- Oh, God!
JOEY: Aah!
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Oh, soft.
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- Is this mink?
PHOEBE: Yeah.
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Why would my mother send me a fur?
Doesn't she know me but at all?
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Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that
no innocent animals suffered to make.
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Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids
who worked their fingers bloody...
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...for 12 cents an hour.
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That didn't happen, I made that up.
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- Hey.
GUNTHER: Ross?
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Ross, you can't put up flyers in here.
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How come? Everybody else does.
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You can't.
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MONICA:
What is that?
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Oh, uh, I'm getting rid
of a couple of things.
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This is all of your things.
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Yes, yes, it is.
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No, but it's good. Emily thinks
we should get all new stuff.
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Stuff that's just ours.
Together, you know, brand new.
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So basically this is a "getting rid
of anything Rachel ever touched" sale.
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Touched, used, sat on, slept on...
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I'll take it all.
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Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?
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Look, if I can just do what Emily wants...
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...and get her to New York,
I'm sure everything will be fine.
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Okay, but don't you think
that's a little extreme?
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- After what I did, can you blame her?
- Oh, my God. You got off easy.
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When my friend Sylvie's husband
said someone else's name in bed...
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...she cursed him
and turned his thingy green.
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What is he doing?
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Emily thinks Ross' furniture
has got Rachel cooties?
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- Calm down, Joey.
JOEY: No.
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Everything's getting all messed up,
you know?
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Emily won't let Ross see Rachel.
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We're not gonna stop seeing Rachel,
hence, Ross stops seeing us.
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Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
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Yeah, I know.
We're losing Ross, Joey said "hence."
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I'm not happy about this either, but,
you know, if Ross says he's happy...
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...then we just have to keep our feelings
about Emily to ourselves.
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Are you cool with that?
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No.
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But, you know, I'm an actor.
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I'll act cool.
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Ooh. Oh, God,
storage rooms give me the creeps.
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Monica, please, hurry up, honey, please.
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If you want the little round waffles...
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...you've gotta wait till I find
the little round waffle iron.
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- I want the little round waffles.
- All right.
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Here it is.
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Right underneath the can of bug bomb.
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I wonder if the best place to put something
that cooks food is underneath the poison?
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Okay, you know what? I'll have toast.
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[RACHEL & MONICA SCREAMING]
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Fog him! Fog him!
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this coat.
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I'll take it.
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- That might work.
- Oh, yeah, ha, ha.
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Huh? All right, what do you think?
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You're on in five, Ms. Minnelli.
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No, no, no, it's just a bit sudden.
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No, it's great, okay?
I am totally on board.
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I love you too. All right, bye.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- What's the matter, Ross?
- Nothing. No. Oh, uh, actually...
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...great news. Heh.
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Um, just got off the phone with Emily...
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...and looks like I'm moving
to a new apartment.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- Why?
- Well, her thought is... And I agree.
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- Fresh new furniture,
why not a fresh new apartment?
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Her cousin has this great place to sublet.
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It's got a view of the river on one side
and Columbia on the other.
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That's way uptown.
That's like three trains away...
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...which is great.
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I love to ride that rail.
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So you're really okay with this?
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Yes, yes. I mean,
it's kind of far from work...
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...but, uh, you know,
I'll get so much done on the commute.
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I've been given the gift of time.
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That's so funny, because last Christmas
I got the gift of space.
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We should get them together
and make a continuum.
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Now he's moving?
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Man, what is Emily doing to him? Ow!
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He's not even here.
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You guys. You guys.
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We were just in the storage area
and we saw this really creepy man.
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He was like this crazy-eyed,
hairy beast-man.
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He was like a Bigfoot
or a yeti or something.
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He came at us with an ax,
so Rachel had to use the bug bomb on him.
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Yeah, I pulled the tab
and I just fogged his yeti ass.
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Uh, like, dark hair, bushy beard?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, you fogged Danny.
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Ugh, please. We did not fog Danny.
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Who's Danny?
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Danny just moved in downstairs.
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He just got back from this four-month trek
in the Andes. Nice fella.
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Oh, he's nice. He's nice.
You know, you always...
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...stick up for the people we fog.
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- Yeah?
RACHEL: Hi.
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You might not remember us,
but we are the girls that fogged you.
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- We're really sorry we fogged you.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Hi, uh, just so you know,
we didn't mean to fog you.
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We actually thought you were
like a yeti or something.
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Okay.
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Yes?
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Hi. Ahem, sorry to bother you...
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...but I don't think that we can accept
your acceptance of our apology.
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It just doesn't really seem
like you mean it.
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Okay.
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Wow. That guy is so rude.
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Really. What is with that guy?
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I mean, you'd forgive me
if I fogged you.
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Well, you did, a little bit.
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Oh, my God, honey. I'm so sorry.
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- I totally forgive you.
- Really?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So listen, you know my friend Chris
who owns the crematorium?
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Crematorium Chris? Sure.
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Well, he said that he would cremate
my fur coat for free...
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...if I, um, you know, bring in
the next person I know who dies.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Look at these pelts.
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Don't get too attached.
She's having it cremated.
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RACHEL:
Wha...?
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Phoebe? Ha. Honey?
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Honey, I know you're quirky, and I get
a big kick out of it. We all do, actually.
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But if you destroy a coat like this...
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...I mean, that is like a crime
against nature.
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Not nature. Fashion.
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This is fashion?
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Okay, so to you, death is fashion?
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That's really funny.
Yeah, here's Phoebe, uh...
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...sporting, you know,
cutting-edge hairy carcass...
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...from, you know,
the steel traps of wintry Russia.
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I mean, you really think this looks good?
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Because I do.
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I know, I miss you too.
I can't wait to see you.
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I love you. Bye.
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Okay, what is in here, rocks?
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No, this is my collection
of, uh, fossil samples.
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So rocks.
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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I'm really gonna miss this apartment.
Heh.
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You know, Ben took his first steps
right over there.
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Hey, remember when I ran into this thing
and it kind of knocked me out a little?
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I love this place.
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To tell you the truth,
I wish I didn't have to move.
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Uh, are you saying that you're not
entirely happy about this?
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Well, I mean, if, uh,
Emily gave me a choice...
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You do have a choice.
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Ross, why are you listening to her?
Are you crazy?
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What?
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It's not right what Emily wants you to do.
She is totally... Ow!
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Stop pinching me.
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You guys said I only had to keep my mouth
shut as long as Ross was happy, right?
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Well, he just told me
that he's not entirely happy.
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What's going on?
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We all hate Emily.
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- No.
- No, Ross, we do not hate Emily.
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We just think that
you're having to sacrifice...
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...a whole lot to make her happy.
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Yeah.
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We just think that maybe
she's being a little unreasonable.
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Yes, yes, unreasonable.
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Unreasonable?
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How about we have this conversation
when one of you guys gets married?
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You have no idea what it takes
to make a marriage work.
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It's about compromise.
Do you always like it? No.
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Do you do it? Yes.
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Because it's not all laughing,
happy, candy in the sky...
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...drinking coffee at Central Perk
all the time. It's real life, okay?
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It's what grownups do.
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I think he's right.
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You guys hang out at the coffeehouse
way too much.
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- God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
PHOEBE: Ugh, I know.
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I kind of feel like it's my fault.
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Kind of?
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If you just kept this to yourself,
none of this would have happened.
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Well, I'm keeping so many things
to myself these days...
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...something was bound to slip out.
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Well, I think it's very brave
what you said.
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I can't sit here anymore.
I have to walk places.
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Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat?
How about the whole animal rights thing?
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Well, ahem, I've been reading up,
and for your information...
204
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...minks are not very nice.
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Okay, I admit it.
I love this coat, okay?
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It's the best thing I've ever had wrapped
around me, including Phil Huntley.
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Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine.
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Hi.
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- So you like the short hair better?
RACHEL: What?
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Yeti? Uh, Danny?
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I had to cut my hair to get rid of the, uh...
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...fogger smell.
- Oh.
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Listen, I'm so sorry.
I would have never fogged you...
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...you know, if you hadn't looked so...
You know, um...
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Absolutely. Some people
are just into appearances.
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- What?
- That's cool. That's cool.
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What...? Hey, whoa, no, no, no,
that is not cool.
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You don't even know me.
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Come on. You got the shopping bags
and the Saks catalogue.
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So from that, you think
you've got me all figured out?
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Well, you don't.
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You know, I could have toys
for underprivileged kids in here.
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Do you?
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00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:28,366
Well, you know,
if kids like to play with capri pants.
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Okay.
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And stop saying that. I hate that.
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DANNY:
Okay.
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Fine. I judged you.
I made a snap judgment.
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But you did it too, and you're worse...
230
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...because you are sticking
to your stupid snap judgment.
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You can't even open up your mind for a
second to see that you might be wrong.
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What does that say about you?
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That pizza place
across the street any good?
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00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,736
- What?
- I'm hungry.
235
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,614
You wanna get some pizza?
You can keep yelling if there's more.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Stop saying that. I hate that.
238
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,959
Uh, Ross?
239
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,337
- Are you still mad at us?
ROSS: Yup.
240
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,048
Oh, good, because we have
an "I'm Sorry" song. Ha, ha.
241
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,300
You know what?
I'm really not in the mood.
242
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,886
Look, Ross.
243
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,891
I feel really bad. I mean,
you're going through all this stuff...
244
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,226
...and I just acted like a jerk.
245
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:41,356
- Yeah, we are so sorry.
- You're stepping on the song.
246
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,152
Look, we were way out of line, all right?
We totally support you.
247
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,446
Whatever you decide, whatever you do.
248
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,741
Okay, now you're just taking lines
right out of the song.
249
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,829
Look, this is hard enough, okay?
I really need you guys right now.
250
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,124
Yes, exactly. And that's why...
251
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,088
Why don't you come over tonight,
and I'll make you your favorite dinner?
252
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,215
Come on.
253
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,634
Okay.
254
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,636
Thanks, you guys.
255
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,346
Pheebs, are you wearing fur?
256
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,598
Okay, let's get some perspective, people.
257
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,102
It's not like I'm wearing
a seeing-eye dog coat.
258
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:27,652
You know, Ross, I, uh, think I kind of
understand why I lost it today.
259
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,613
- You do, huh?
- Yeah, you see, um...
260
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,991
...I'm an actor, right?
261
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,828
So I gotta keep my emotions
right at the surface, you know?
262
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,456
I got a lot of balls in the air,
you know what I mean?
263
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:47,255
It's tough. Guys like me, you know,
you wander around, you're alone.
264
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,758
What are you talking about?
265
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,720
I'm not sure.
266
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,807
- Hi.
- Hey, look at you. Where have you been?
267
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,727
Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.
268
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,061
[MONICA CHUCKLES]
269
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,815
- How did that happen?
- That yeti is one smooth talker.
270
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,318
I hope you're not too full,
because dinner's almost ready.
271
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,739
Yeah, you know, I think I'm probably
just gonna hang out in my room.
272
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,115
JOEY: Oh, no.
CHANDLER: Why?
273
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,575
Come on, you guys.
274
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,870
Listen, if Emily knew I was here having
dinner with you, she would flip out...
275
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,663
...and you know it.
276
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,917
It's okay. I really... I don't mind.
277
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,920
Wait, wait, wait. You know what?
Just stay.
278
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,839
Please.
279
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,675
It would really mean a lot for me
if you stay.
280
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,344
Ross, I just...
281
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,973
Rachel, please, just have dinner with us.
282
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,143
Okay, Joey, it's okay. Settle down.
283
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,812
All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
284
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,106
You see, Rach, I'm an actor.
285
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,655
Hey. Hey, look. Ugly naked guy's back.
286
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,826
We haven't seen him in so long.
287
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,538
Oh, God.
I really missed that fat bastard.
288
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,960
Wow. This is so weird.
289
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,923
I just realized this may be the last time
we're all hanging out together.
290
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,842
It's almost as if he knew.
291
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,261
[PHONE RINGING]
292
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,013
I'll get it.
293
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,142
Hello?
294
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,478
Hi, Emily.
295
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,565
Yeah, uh, you tracked him down.
Hold on one second.
296
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:32,902
Hey.
297
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,532
Yeah, yeah, we're, uh, just having dinner.
298
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,659
Uh, yeah, sure, hold on.
299
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,452
She wants to say hi. Hold on.
300
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,957
ALL:
Hi, Emily.
301
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,625
Hello, everyone.
302
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,919
So who am I saying hello to?
303
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,964
Well, uh, I don't know
about who's here...
304
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,884
...but I can tell you for damn sure
who's not here, and that's Rachel.
305
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,015
EMILY: Well, I should hope not.
Ross knows better than that by now.
306
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,063
You know what? Uh, Rachel is here.
307
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,023
EMILY:
She's there?
308
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,234
Oh, yeah, there she is.
309
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,946
Yeah. Yeah, she's here.
310
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,906
Ross, take me off speakerphone.
311
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,536
- Hi.
- How could you do this to me?
312
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,581
I thought I'd made my feelings
about Rachel perfectly clear.
313
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,793
Look, Emily, I'm just having dinner
with my friends, okay?
314
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,380
- You obviously can't keep away from her.
- That's ridiculous.
315
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,885
Look, I'm moving for you.
I'm cutting friends out of my life for you.
316
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,471
Please, just get on the plane
and come to New York, okay?
317
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,975
You'll see you're the only person
I want to be with.
318
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,438
I'll feel better when I'm there
and I can know where you are all the time.
319
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:57,195
Well, you can't know where I am
all the time.
320
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,949
Look, this marriage is never gonna work
if you don't trust me.
321
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,161
You're right.
322
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:10,166
So... can you trust me?
323
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,214
No.
324
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,594
I think it's going okay.
325
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,596
Looks like he's smiling.
326
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,682
How can you tell?
You can only see the back of his head.
327
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,310
You can totally tell.
328
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,978
Here, look, watch me.
329
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:37,777
Smile. Frown. Smile. Frown. Smile.
330
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,125
Well, I guess that's it.
331
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,962
ALL:
Why? What happened?
332
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,797
My marriage is over.
333
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,549
CHANDLER: What?
MONICA: Oh, sweetie.
334
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,552
Oh, look at you, you're shivering.
335
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,846
Here.
336
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,311
Ross, honey,
is there anything we can do?
337
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,564
Yeah.
338
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,027
You can help me
get my furniture back from Gunther.
339
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,871
[WHISTLING]
340
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,958
[SQUIRREL CHATTERING]
341
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,883
Okay, stop tormenting me.
342
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,639
This is mink, okay?
They're mean, and they hate squirrels.
343
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,892
And, you know, most of these
probably wanted to be coats.
344
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:57,565
All right, fine. No, I get it. Here.
345
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:58,858
You take it.
346
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,236
Are you happy now? I'm cold.
347
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,577
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