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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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You look cute in bubbles.
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Ahh, you're just all liquored up.
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[MONICA LAUGHS]
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[KNOCKING]
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JOEY:
Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.
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I've had a very long, hard day.
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Want some chicken?
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No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye.
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You sure?
Some extra-crispy, dirty rice?
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For the last time, no!
Get out, Joey!
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All right.
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Are you okay? He wouldn't leave.
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He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.
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Chicken?
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I could eat some chicken.
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Hey, Joe!
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Could I get a, uh, three-piece,
some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke?
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Aah! Diet Coke.
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.
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JOEY: Morning, Pheebs.
PHOEBE: I have to tell you this story.
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I was coming over
and this cabdriver...
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Was his name Angus?
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What?
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He was a cabdriver
we had in London.
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Oh. Ha, ha, ha.
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All right. Anyway...
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What was that pub he took us to?
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The Wheat Sheaf!
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And they had that beer...
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- Boddington's.
- Boddington's.
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Ooh, uh,
Pheebs was going to tell a story.
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So he had a really funny hat.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Ross!
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Boddington's!
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Oh, man!
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I'd walk back to London for another
frosty one of those bad boys.
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They have them at the
British pub by the Trade Center.
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Later!
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Shouldn't Rachel be back?
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Her plane got delayed.
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But she should be here by now.
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So you talked to her?
Did she sound mad?
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No. But she likes me.
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You abandoned her
on a plane to Greece.
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I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay?
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Emily showed up at the airport.
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I had to go after her.
I did what I had to do.
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She's my wife. Rachel is my wife.
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Emily!
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Emily is my wife.
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Man, what is that?
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You haven't heard from Emily?
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Not since I lost her at the airport.
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I can't believe she can outrun you.
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Hey! She's fast, okay?
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You think you can beat me?
Let's go! Outside!
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Hi!
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ALL:
Hi! Rachel!
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Rach, I am so sorry.
I am so, so sorry.
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Come on.
You just did what you had to do.
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Hi, Pheebs.
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That's it? You're not mad?
It must've been terrible.
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Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece!
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There was a nice hotel, nice beach,
met the nice people.
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It's not too shabby for Rachel.
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So, what, that's it?
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Well, yeah. We're cool. Totally cool.
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Thanks, Rach. You're the best.
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Oh, no. You're the best.
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Oh, I got to go to the flower store.
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No one will tell me where Emily is...
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...so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red
roses to her parents' house.
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One for each day
I've known and loved her.
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That should get her talking.
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When you make out the card,
be sure to make it out to "Emily."
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It's good that you had
such a good time in Greece.
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What?
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I didn't have a good time in Greece!
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Ross abandoned me!
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I couldn't get a plane out.
I had to stay in their suite!
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People came up to me going,
"Mrs. Geller! Why are you cry?"
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I mean, it was so humiliating!
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I felt like such an idiot!
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It's all my fault. You know why?
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Because I make very bad decisions.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Yes, it is true.
I went after Ross in stupid London!
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London is stupid! Stupid!
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I should've never gone to London.
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From now on, you make
all my decisions for me.
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Oh, no.
I did that for someone once.
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I'm not comfortable having
that power over someone's life.
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I'll do it.
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Fine. Monica, you are now
in charge of my love life.
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Okay. I got to go to work.
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And, uh, Rachel, great to have you back.
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Pheebs!
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Always a pleasure.
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Rachel? Sweetie, look.
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Here's a cute picture of you and Joey.
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He's married.
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Ross is married. I still can't believe it.
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Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
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I'll just have to accept it.
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I mean, it's my fault.
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Edges! Fingers! Smudgy!
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Oh, my God!
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That's okay. I know that
you're very upset right now.
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I know that wasn't about me.
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I bet it was about her a little.
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If you'd stop thinking about Ross...
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...you'd notice there are
great guys everywhere.
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Look. Gunther.
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He's nice. He's cute.
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Yeah. I guess Gunther is...
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What about that guy over there?
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That's the guy
you flirted with at the counter.
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Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
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You're going to talk to him.
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I make your decisions,
and I say you're going to talk to him.
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All right.
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You're the boss.
I got to do what you tell me.
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Say that to him, and you're golden.
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- Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.
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Hey, Pheebs.
We got our pictures back from London.
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Here's all of us
at the Tower of London...
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Here we all are.
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There's Ross and Joey and you and...
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And me.
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We've been talking about
London too much.
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Sorry, it's just because
I couldn't be there.
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All I get to do now is pregnant stuff.
It bums me out.
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- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
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- What happened?
- A little of this, a little of that.
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I got myself a date tomorrow.
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See? Didn't I tell you?
You're getting over Ross already.
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Get out.
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What took so long?
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I got caught up at work.
But I'm quitting tomorrow.
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So thanks for having me over.
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Rach...
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Pheebs...
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See you, man.
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What the hell was that?
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Probably some European
goodbye thing he picked up in London.
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That's not European.
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It felt French.
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I really had a good time.
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Yeah, me too.
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- So...
- So...
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I guess this is it.
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Yeah, um...
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- Unless you want to come inside?
- Yeah!
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Oh, uh, wait a minute. You know what?
I can't decide this.
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Okay. Just hold on a second.
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Um, hi.
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Hi.
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Where's Monica?
I have to ask her something.
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Doing her laundry.
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What's that?
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It came in the mail today.
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It's 72 long-stemmed, red roses.
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One for each day
I've known and loved Emily...
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...cut up into mulch.
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Honey, that's awful.
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It's not so bad.
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Monica's going to make potpourri.
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I think I'm going to go
wander out in the rain for a while.
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It's not raining.
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I can't catch a break.
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You're not going anywhere.
Sit right here.
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I'll make you some tea
and we'll talk this out.
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All right?
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Okay.
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RACHEL: Hey, Dave.
- Yeah.
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Um, I need to take a rain check.
My roommate is really sick.
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Okay. Bye.
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Honey, listen.
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I know things seem so bad...
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...and that they won't get any...
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Could I talk to you?
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I dropped some socks.
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Yeah.
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What is the matter with you?
Do you want to fall into the trap?
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You did not drop any socks!
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I saw Dave, and he said
you blew him off!
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You listen to me!
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I'm calling the shots!
I say you leave Ross and go get Dave.
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What are you doing?
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Well, ultimately I was trying,
you know, I wanted...
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...to tell him that
I'm still in love with him.
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What? You cannot tell him that!
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Why? Why not?
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People love to hear that!
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I make the decisions and I say no!
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You know what? No, you don't
make my decisions, because...
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...you're fired.
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You can't fire me.
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I make your decisions,
and I say I'm not fired. Ha!
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Well...
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[GASPS]
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Rachel! Come on, let me in!
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Having some trouble?
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Rachel locked the door.
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I'll kick that door in
if you give me some sugar.
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Rachel! Let me in!
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Thank you.
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Rachel? Can I talk to you
outside for a sec?
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No.
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We really need to talk.
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Well, then talk.
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Okay, I will.
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Remember that thing we just discussed
that you wanted to do?
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Yes.
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What thing?
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Rachel wants to take
swing dance lessons.
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Which I think is a really stupid idea.
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It's dangerous.
She won't get what she wants.
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And who knows who she might
end up hurting?
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Monica's right.
Swing dancing can be tricky.
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I have to use the phone.
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I got to cancel those five, giant
teddy bears I sent to Emily.
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My God. Think of the massacre.
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I'm going to do it.
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I know you think I'm crazy.
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But before you tell him,
try to find one person...
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...who thinks it's a good idea.
I bet you can't.
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Please?
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All right. Fine.
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[BANGING]
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Joey! I'm in!
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JOEY:
All right. Good deal.
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ALL:
Pheebs! Hey!
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- Uh, Pheebs?
- Yeah?
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Um, you know how you were saying
you didn't get to go to London...
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...and you were feeling left out?
- Yeah.
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Well, we all felt really bad
about that...
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...so we decided to
take a little trip together.
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Oh, that's so nice!
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How great! Where's the trip?
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Well, we thought we would all
go to a picnic...
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[GASPS]
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...in Central Park!
- Central Park?
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All of us. All day.
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That sucks!
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That's not a trip!
I just came from there.
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What'll we high-five about
at the stupid park?
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It's right by my house. All right!
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I'm going home to bask in the
triumph of my Central Park idea.
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Hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissy.
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I wanted to talk to you about...
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...this whole new European thing
you've got going on.
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And I need to say
it makes me very uncomfortable...
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...and I just, you know, just stop it!
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00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,676
Just bringing some culture
to the group.
258
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,763
That's fine.
Just don't bring it in my mouth.
259
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,265
It makes me want to puke.
260
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,608
Hey, everybody! Pheebs is here!
261
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ALL: Phoebe! Whoo!
PHOEBE: Okay. Whoo! Hi!
262
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,660
Pheebs, we decided that
the picnic idea was a little...
263
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,245
It didn't have any... Well, it blew.
264
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:03,211
We thought that this afternoon we'd
all go away for the whole weekend...
265
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,712
...to Atlantic City.
266
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,384
Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan!
Whose plan was that?
267
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,677
Mine!
268
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:11,886
[GASPS]
269
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,555
- Wait. It was my plan.
JOEY: No...
270
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,141
...I said we needed a new plan.
271
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,394
And I came up with Atlantic City.
272
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,604
Which is the new plan.
273
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,193
Why don't we, um, all
meet upstairs in an hour?
274
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,695
Okay.
275
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,407
I'm going to go pack.
I'm going to go pack my ass off.
276
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,244
Let's go.
277
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,997
You know what?
I'll meet you in a minute.
278
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,167
Rachel, you didn't find anyone,
so you can't tell him.
279
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,503
You know what? That doesn't matter.
280
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,425
Do you know how painful it is
to tell someone you love them...
281
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,468
...and not have them say it back?
282
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,264
I don't care.
283
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,475
Okay...
284
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,811
I can't watch.
285
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,119
What you reading?
286
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,413
Paper.
287
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,498
Yeah? What's it about?
288
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,170
The events from around the globe.
289
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,505
Okay...
290
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,011
Uh, there's something
I have to talk to you about.
291
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,888
Everyone's saying I shouldn't.
292
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,016
But I think they're wrong.
People can be wrong.
293
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,934
Once at work...
294
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,729
...I thought carbon dating
is fossilized...
295
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,732
I'm really trying
to tell you something here.
296
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,026
Yeah...
297
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,527
Go ahead.
298
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,239
I think I'm just going to say it.
299
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,908
I'm just going to say it.
300
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,702
Uh...
301
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,087
I'm still in love with you, Ross.
302
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,974
Wow, uh...
303
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,976
Huh. I'm...
304
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,938
Wow. I'm not sure what to do
with that right now.
305
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,898
[LAUGHING]
306
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,364
What? Was that a joke?
Because it's mean.
307
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,327
I'm so dead serious.
308
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,412
I'm totally serious.
309
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,956
Why are you laughing?
310
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,585
Because I just heard it!
311
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,879
I heard it! And it's ridiculous!
312
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,256
I mean...
313
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,715
You're married!
314
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,426
You're married, and it's just ridiculous.
315
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,180
When I said it, I sort of
floated up out of my body.
316
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:06,144
And then I heard myself say it,
and then the floating Rachel...
317
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,275
I was like, "You are such an idiot!"
318
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,948
- Well, I am married.
RACHEL: I know.
319
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,743
Though I haven't spoken to her
since the wedding.
320
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,457
I'm sorry. That's not funny.
321
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,920
Actually, it kind of is.
322
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,717
My wife won't return my calls.
323
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,264
I don't know where my wife is.
324
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,729
"Hey, Ross! Where's the missus?"
"Don't know!"
325
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,357
Oh, God.
326
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,652
Okay.
327
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,448
You know what?
Could you forget I told you this?
328
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,243
Well, I kind of have to.
329
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,287
Because the thing is...
330
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:10,249
The thing is, you know,
that you're married to Emily.
331
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,921
That is what the thing is.
332
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,843
Oh, God.
333
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:26,015
Things won't be weird between us, right?
Was that stupid?
334
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,350
Me telling you that?
335
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,977
No, no. I'm glad you did.
336
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,314
If nothing else...
337
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,776
...it's always great when someone
tells you they love you.
338
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,237
That's what I said!
339
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,618
- Thank you for being so nice.
ROSS: No. Thank you for...
340
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,955
Thank you.
341
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,501
- Okay, let's go!
- Yeah, Atlantic City!
342
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,127
ROSS:
Come on!
343
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296
Atlantic City, baby!
344
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,299
Let's roll some bones. Hey, Joey!
345
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,093
High-five for rolling bones.
346
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,386
- Ow!
- Ow!
347
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,388
Oh.
348
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,722
Ooh!
349
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,100
Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking.
350
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,310
Oh, my God. Your water broke.
351
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,396
Oh! Okay!
352
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,148
Well, don't worry. I call shotgun.
353
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,528
Pheebs, we have to take you
to the hospital now.
354
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,407
Pheebs, the babies are coming now.
355
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,159
Honey! High-five!
The babies are coming!
356
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,703
ALL:
Whoo!
357
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,205
Remember when my water broke?
358
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,707
[ALL CHEERING]
359
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,380
Phoebe's going to have her babies.
360
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,882
I know.
It's beautiful and amazing.
361
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:53,144
I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel
every time I left the room.
362
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,564
It's too bad they didn't
see us having sex.
363
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,275
Do you know anything about women?
364
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,569
No.
365
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,362
- It's all right.
- Okay.
366
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328
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