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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:22,292 Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,294 --> 00:00:24,093 I'm staying here until I find Niles Caulder. 3 00:00:24,094 --> 00:00:25,428 You've been here a day. 4 00:00:25,429 --> 00:00:26,567 Palling around with a bunch of... 5 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,730 inept circus freaks. 6 00:00:27,731 --> 00:00:29,276 Who died and made you team leader? 7 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,001 We're not heroes. 8 00:00:31,035 --> 00:00:33,036 We're the ones who don't do anything. 9 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:34,271 You're a chickenshit. 10 00:00:34,304 --> 00:00:36,740 You're right. I am afraid to look for Niles. 11 00:00:36,774 --> 00:00:37,942 What do you want from me? 12 00:00:37,975 --> 00:00:40,911 Ever since you decided to live inside my body, 13 00:00:40,945 --> 00:00:42,412 my life has been a nightmare. 14 00:00:42,447 --> 00:00:45,115 I had everything, and you fucked it all up! 15 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:47,151 You fucked it all up. 16 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:48,585 Tell me, Jane. 17 00:00:48,619 --> 00:00:53,619 Are you not the core persona inside your little menagerie, 18 00:00:54,258 --> 00:00:56,426 your inner demons? 19 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,963 You are one of many personalities 20 00:00:58,996 --> 00:01:00,865 trapped within a single body. 21 00:01:00,898 --> 00:01:03,834 Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker. 22 00:01:08,039 --> 00:01:11,209 Oh, God, what did I do? 23 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,793 - I'm sorry. - Don't. 24 00:02:39,296 --> 00:02:44,247 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 25 00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:50,453 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 26 00:02:50,741 --> 00:02:55,391 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Elliot ♪ 27 00:02:56,379 --> 00:03:01,252 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 28 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:02,286 Ah-ah. 29 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:05,856 Oh, right. Sorry. 30 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:09,126 In the beginning, there was the light. 31 00:03:09,159 --> 00:03:12,128 And the light created a shadow. 32 00:03:12,163 --> 00:03:16,300 And the shadow was good. 33 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:20,770 In the beginning, 34 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:22,574 there was the light. 35 00:03:22,606 --> 00:03:25,308 And the light created a shadow. 36 00:03:25,342 --> 00:03:28,211 And the shadow was good. 37 00:03:28,246 --> 00:03:30,381 - Mom? - Yes, dear. 38 00:03:30,414 --> 00:03:32,849 When do I get to save the world? 39 00:03:32,883 --> 00:03:34,419 Soon. 40 00:03:34,451 --> 00:03:37,187 When the Book is finished, all will be clear. 41 00:03:37,221 --> 00:03:39,856 Isn't that right, honey? 42 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,997 Where's the happy birthday boy? 43 00:03:47,031 --> 00:03:48,800 There you are. 44 00:03:48,832 --> 00:03:51,269 I baked your favorite. 45 00:03:51,301 --> 00:03:52,971 Wow. 46 00:03:53,003 --> 00:03:58,003 Oh, fudge. I forgot the knife. 47 00:03:58,741 --> 00:04:00,078 Run! 48 00:04:00,111 --> 00:04:02,614 You're not here to save the world, son. You're here to end it. 49 00:04:02,646 --> 00:04:04,782 You're not the savior. You need to... 50 00:04:09,853 --> 00:04:10,987 Whoopsie daisy. 51 00:04:12,389 --> 00:04:15,060 That was a close one. 52 00:04:15,092 --> 00:04:18,762 Today is the day, Elliot. The Book is complete. 53 00:04:18,797 --> 00:04:20,564 It's your day to save the world. 54 00:04:20,598 --> 00:04:25,403 It's going to be fantastic! 55 00:04:25,435 --> 00:04:27,338 Sweetie... 56 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,372 Come back down. 57 00:04:29,406 --> 00:04:33,209 This cake isn't gonna eat itself. 58 00:04:33,244 --> 00:04:34,678 Elliot... 59 00:04:34,711 --> 00:04:37,880 You get down here and you eat this fucking cake, Elliot! 60 00:04:45,723 --> 00:04:48,593 The past few days I've had the sinking feeling 61 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:51,460 the Cult of the Unwritten Book was active again. 62 00:04:51,461 --> 00:04:53,598 Feels different this time. 63 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:58,630 Like the bastards might have actually pulled it off. 64 00:04:58,836 --> 00:05:03,473 Signs are bloody everywhere, if you know where to look. 65 00:05:28,264 --> 00:05:31,069 "Who killed Cock Robin? 66 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:33,903 'I, ' said the sparrow, 'with my bow and arrow.'" 67 00:05:39,711 --> 00:05:41,812 "'I, ' said the fly, 'with my little eye, 68 00:05:41,846 --> 00:05:44,314 'I saw him die.'" 69 00:05:51,622 --> 00:05:55,093 "'Who'll dig his grave?' 70 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:58,963 'I, ' said the crow. 'For I will bury him...'" 71 00:05:58,997 --> 00:06:02,098 Shit! "'Where only death can grow!'" 72 00:06:43,507 --> 00:06:45,543 Daddy... 73 00:06:45,576 --> 00:06:46,810 Can I nap with you? 74 00:06:46,845 --> 00:06:51,194 Of course you can. Come here. 75 00:07:15,305 --> 00:07:16,406 What the fuck? 76 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:17,774 Hey, Jane. I didn't... Wait. 77 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:20,310 Don't fucking touch me! 78 00:07:20,343 --> 00:07:21,713 - Don't talk to me! - Okay. 79 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:26,745 - Okay, Jane... - I'm not Jane. I'm fucking Hammerhead. 80 00:07:32,122 --> 00:07:37,122 And your wife, Sheryl. How did you meet her? 81 00:07:37,194 --> 00:07:39,196 Bishop John Carroll High School. 82 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,463 Class of '46. 83 00:07:40,497 --> 00:07:43,199 We were high school sweethearts. 84 00:07:45,269 --> 00:07:49,706 And when did you meet Staff Sergeant John Bowers? 85 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:52,543 - Excuse me? - John Bowers. 86 00:07:52,576 --> 00:07:54,678 He was your mechanic. 87 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:57,262 Fuck you. 88 00:08:02,687 --> 00:08:04,721 What happened last night? 89 00:08:04,755 --> 00:08:06,091 Why was Jane in my room? 90 00:08:06,124 --> 00:08:07,825 I told you not to talk to me. 91 00:08:07,826 --> 00:08:11,127 And I hear you. But, can you at least tell me why Jane was in my room? 92 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,098 That wasn't Jane. 93 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:16,000 Jane's taking a time out. 94 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:19,771 That was Baby Doll and she fucked up, too. That's why I'm here. 95 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,738 Did I do something wrong? 96 00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:25,543 - Ya think? - What? What did I do? 97 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:26,744 Paraguay. 98 00:08:26,778 --> 00:08:28,846 Paraguay? What about Paraguay? 99 00:08:28,879 --> 00:08:31,879 I'm not your therapist. You figure it out. 100 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:35,152 Huh? 101 00:08:35,153 --> 00:08:37,787 Just to get us up to date on the Chief's possible whereabouts, 102 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:41,024 there are 37 known dimensions in the universe. 103 00:08:41,058 --> 00:08:43,094 As you can see, I've mapped them. 104 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:47,931 Our challenge as a team, is to pinpoint... 105 00:08:47,932 --> 00:08:50,667 - Yes? - We're not a team. 106 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:53,071 You keep saying we're a team. We're not a team. 107 00:08:53,104 --> 00:08:56,774 You wanna find the Chief, don't you? I know I do. 108 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:58,875 Larry? Cliff? What about you? 109 00:08:58,909 --> 00:09:01,645 Do you wanna find the Chief? 110 00:09:01,678 --> 00:09:03,447 Sure. 111 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,682 See? 112 00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:06,317 A group of people... 113 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:07,518 A common goal. 114 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:09,051 Looks like a team to me. 115 00:09:09,052 --> 00:09:10,520 Yeah... 116 00:09:10,553 --> 00:09:13,658 - Where's Rita? - I'm right here. 117 00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:16,461 I guess my invite got stuck at Western Union 118 00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:21,495 or is this what passes as a cold shoulder nowadays? 119 00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:23,000 Neither. 120 00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:26,171 It's a meeting about where we stand in search for the Chief. 121 00:09:26,203 --> 00:09:28,538 Apparently, there's 37 dimensions. 122 00:09:28,572 --> 00:09:29,974 I see that, yes. 123 00:09:29,975 --> 00:09:31,841 Rita, you're welcome to sit in if you want, 124 00:09:31,842 --> 00:09:34,511 but I just figured, given our conversation, 125 00:09:34,544 --> 00:09:37,048 you'd probably wanna sit this one out. 126 00:09:37,081 --> 00:09:40,018 You know, not being into it and all. 127 00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:45,051 But I'm sure we can think of something for you to do if you want. 128 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:48,426 Where was I? 129 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,070 - If we look at the fundamentals... - Jesus, fuck. 130 00:09:50,094 --> 00:09:53,063 ...at the subatomic level and the atomic level... 131 00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:54,831 Thanks for standing up for a gal, Larry. 132 00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:57,936 Remind me never to count on you for anything. 133 00:09:57,969 --> 00:10:00,105 Not in the mood, Rita. Not today. 134 00:10:00,138 --> 00:10:02,307 Of course not. You're on his side. 135 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,842 Oh, right. You want me to pretend Vic was lying about you. 136 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:08,113 Just try supporting me for once. 137 00:10:08,145 --> 00:10:10,715 Jane has Cliff. Who do I get? 138 00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:13,017 You think I have a choice? 139 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:15,787 This thing inside me wants to be involved. 140 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,589 - Just... - Caulder! 141 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,758 Who is that? 142 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:24,595 Caulder! You old cunt. 143 00:10:24,629 --> 00:10:26,398 Where the hell are you? 144 00:10:26,431 --> 00:10:29,299 The Cult of the Unwritten Book's on the march. 145 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:31,469 Excuse me, sir. 146 00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:34,572 - Caulder! - Sir! 147 00:10:34,605 --> 00:10:37,707 Niles Caulder isn't here. 148 00:10:37,741 --> 00:10:39,375 Where the hell is he? 149 00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:41,111 We don't know where he is, 150 00:10:41,145 --> 00:10:42,846 or for that matter, when he'll be back. 151 00:10:42,847 --> 00:10:47,451 But, if you'd like to leave a message, maybe tell us who you are... 152 00:10:47,485 --> 00:10:49,988 A message? Sure. 153 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,923 How's this? "Dear, Caulder, you wanker, 154 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,892 I need my penny you nicked. 155 00:10:54,926 --> 00:10:57,528 'Cause the world's about to fucking end. Again." 156 00:10:57,561 --> 00:10:59,764 Signed, "Your old pal, Kip." 157 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,932 That's your name? Kip? 158 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,735 Name's Kipling. Willoughby Kipling. 159 00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:07,004 Knights Templar, in case you're wondering. 160 00:11:07,038 --> 00:11:09,707 Don't suppose that means anything to either of you. 161 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:14,740 I'm very big in the world of, shall we say, international strangeness. 162 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:17,315 So go ahead. Check me out. 163 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:21,250 In the meantime, I'll be in that bag of goat shit's office. 164 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:23,835 Saving the world. 165 00:11:33,498 --> 00:11:38,301 So Caulder never told any of you freaks about the Cult of the Unwritten Book? 166 00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:39,736 The who of the what? 167 00:11:39,769 --> 00:11:41,671 What's the Cult of the Unwritten Book? 168 00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:43,875 Goddamn nightmare, for starters. 169 00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:46,778 They're hellbent on bringing out the destruction of the world. 170 00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:51,280 The Book, which they believe to be the word of God, is being written as we speak. 171 00:11:51,315 --> 00:11:53,616 Once it's completed, 172 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:55,220 the Cult will attempt to read it. 173 00:11:55,253 --> 00:11:58,254 If successful, the Eye will be summoned. 174 00:11:58,288 --> 00:11:59,923 The Decreator. 175 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:03,293 And the world will be unmade. 176 00:12:03,326 --> 00:12:04,761 Who is this guy? 177 00:12:04,794 --> 00:12:06,429 Is he someone's uncle? 178 00:12:06,462 --> 00:12:08,365 There you are. 179 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:12,403 The Little Sisters of our Lady of the Razor paid me a visit this morning. 180 00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:13,537 Nuns. 181 00:12:13,571 --> 00:12:16,373 A straight razor in each hand. 182 00:12:16,407 --> 00:12:18,109 Cut through walls. 183 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:21,044 Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know it's a sign. 184 00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:23,480 Book is close to being finished. 185 00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:26,549 Oh... 186 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,251 Hmm. 187 00:12:28,284 --> 00:12:29,720 So... 188 00:12:29,754 --> 00:12:31,989 We need to find the Book... 189 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:33,624 before the Cult finds him. 190 00:12:33,657 --> 00:12:35,192 Wait. What do you mean "him"? 191 00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:38,629 - Yeah. The Book's a person. - That makes no sense. 192 00:12:38,662 --> 00:12:41,432 And where's this Book? 193 00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:42,799 Baphomet will tell us. 194 00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:45,501 Who? 195 00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:49,072 The Oracle. She's coming. 196 00:12:49,106 --> 00:12:53,210 Is anything gonna make sense today? 197 00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,183 What the fuck? 198 00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:02,019 ♪ After nine days ♪ 199 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:04,154 ♪ They let the horse run free ♪ 200 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:08,091 ♪ Because the Book Was nearly complete ♪ 201 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,827 ♪ There is a mommy and daddy ♪ 202 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,898 ♪ Ready and happy for Elliot ♪ 203 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:16,234 ♪ To be the one ♪ 204 00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:20,270 ♪ In the suburb of Salt Lake ♪ 205 00:13:20,304 --> 00:13:24,208 ♪ In the family of Patterson ♪ 206 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:28,212 ♪ And the Gates Are opening wide ♪ 207 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:32,317 ♪ To the city of Nurnheim ♪ 208 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:35,753 ♪ No matter how hard you try ♪ 209 00:13:35,785 --> 00:13:39,557 ♪ Time is not on your side ♪ 210 00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:43,495 ♪ Because I've been to The desert on a horse With no name ♪ 211 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:46,528 I say fuck that limey and the horse head he rode in on. 212 00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:47,498 She's not wrong. 213 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,267 Some Mr. Bean guy comes in off the street 214 00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,811 and we abandon the search for the Chief? 215 00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:53,504 Exactly. We're not superheroes. 216 00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:55,806 No one's forcing you to be a part of this. 217 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,408 We know where you stand. 218 00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:59,476 Does his story check out? 219 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:02,113 Ish. He is a member of the Knights Templar. 220 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,849 And an established Chaos Magician, 221 00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:07,217 which explains some of the weird stuff we've seen so far. 222 00:14:07,251 --> 00:14:09,922 But there are a few gaps in his past. And some shadows. 223 00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:14,592 And we're supposed to just believe drunk David Copperfield that the world's gonna end? 224 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,095 I don't know if I trust Kipling, 225 00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:21,477 but I believe the horse head. 226 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:26,370 Keep chatting. Take your time. 227 00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:28,839 It's not as though we're trying to... 228 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:33,673 halt the apocalypse or anything. 229 00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:38,581 You believe a blue horse head. 230 00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:40,250 I do. 231 00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:45,284 I just don't understand anything anymore. 232 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,999 We're in. 233 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,594 Glad you could fit it in your schedule. 234 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:04,837 - What is that? - What's it look like, metal tits? 235 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,210 It's a door. 236 00:15:06,244 --> 00:15:09,147 Go through it and you find the Book, Elliot. 237 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,014 So you smoke a couple of cancer sticks 238 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,018 and suddenly you can open a door to anywhere? 239 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,986 You think that's tobacco? 240 00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:19,490 Fuck it. Let's party. 241 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,472 Wait! 242 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,972 Ugh. What on earth was that? 243 00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:39,110 Two grams of Michelangelo's ashes. 244 00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:41,245 You are not well. 245 00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:43,047 Close the portal. Close the portal. 246 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,615 Close the portal! 247 00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:47,484 - You give me back my Book. - Fuck off, shitbird! 248 00:15:58,095 --> 00:15:59,763 Dear God. 249 00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,331 Let go of me. 250 00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:02,933 It's a cloaking spell. 251 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:06,203 Hides him from the Cult. Buys us time to complete the job. 252 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,538 We saved the kid. What else is there? 253 00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,140 Now we kill him. 254 00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:12,274 - And burn him. - No way. Not happening. 255 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,653 - No! - We do not kill kids. 256 00:16:13,677 --> 00:16:15,679 Or burn books. He's both. 257 00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:19,850 Folks, now is not the time to start throwing spanners. 258 00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,219 If he gets read, 259 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,486 it's Katy bar the bloody door. 260 00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:23,821 Then we stop him from being read. 261 00:16:23,822 --> 00:16:25,932 - There has to be another way. - Yeah, sure. 262 00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:29,494 It's easy. All we have to do is close the bloody Gates to Nurnheim. 263 00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,629 And after that we can cure cancer. 264 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,865 What the hell is Nurnheim? 265 00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:37,434 Nurnheim is the ghost of a city destroyed centuries ago. 266 00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:40,337 Cult was trying to read him, that's where they come from. 267 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,474 Okay. So we close the Gate. How hard could it be? 268 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:44,775 The Gates... 269 00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:47,946 are not Gates. It's a stigmata on a person on their hands. 270 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:52,317 And as the Gates open, more assassins are unleashed. 271 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,618 Assassins? 272 00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:56,520 Yeah, and I don't mean MILFs with cleavers. Look... 273 00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:59,857 The only way to close the Gates 274 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:03,894 is to find the person with the stigmata and sew the wound shut. 275 00:17:03,927 --> 00:17:08,098 Any of you know how to sew? 276 00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:11,435 Wow. Suddenly I'm useful. 277 00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:14,338 To fight assassins. Of course. 278 00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:18,608 I can knit. 279 00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:20,592 I knit, okay? 280 00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:27,352 Dental floss? 281 00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:29,520 Janis Joplin's dental floss. 282 00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:31,556 The strongest known spiritual thread in the world, 283 00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:34,858 the only thing powerful enough to sew the Gates shut. 284 00:17:34,892 --> 00:17:37,161 Now, listen closely. 285 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,864 Don't be idiots. Don't fart around. 286 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:43,500 Just close the Gates. 287 00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,303 I'm going with Hammerhead. 288 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,171 This place will be crawling with assassins. 289 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,673 I should go. 290 00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:52,275 Okay, except, I'm going with Hammerhead. 291 00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:53,609 Okay. Cliff goes with Hammerhead. 292 00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:56,047 The rest of us will stay here and protect the kid. 293 00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:58,883 Exactly where are these Gates? 294 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:00,451 Good question. 295 00:18:00,484 --> 00:18:02,987 This will tell us where. 296 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,189 Fuck it all. My last piece. 297 00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:07,424 - Chewing gum? - "Knowing gum." 298 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:11,562 It'll give me the answer. 299 00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:16,596 Where can we find the Gates of Nurnheim? 300 00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:25,076 He swallowed it. 301 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,442 Was that on purpose? 302 00:18:26,443 --> 00:18:31,182 That never digests, you know. It's in there forever now. 303 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:35,652 Got it. 304 00:18:37,521 --> 00:18:39,089 Thank you, Flit. 305 00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:40,825 Okay, Hammerhead. 306 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,194 Before the world ends, you mind telling me what put me on your shit list? 307 00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,364 And what the hell Paraguay means? 308 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:47,798 Fuck! 309 00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:51,701 - What? - If I tell you, will you leave me alone? 310 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,237 Sure. 311 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,971 Paraguay was an eye-opener. 312 00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:57,642 All that carnage, the blood. 313 00:18:57,674 --> 00:19:01,278 You had Jane conned pretty good, but I know better. 314 00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,448 Cliff, you're a fucking monster. 315 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,384 You're just another bundle of toxic masculinity. 316 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,787 Wow! That's rich 317 00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:12,155 coming from someone who calls themself "Hammerhead." 318 00:19:12,189 --> 00:19:13,758 I've seen you in action. 319 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,294 You're every bit as aggressive as I am. 320 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:20,896 The difference is I exist for a reason. 321 00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,900 What the fuck is your excuse? 322 00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:38,682 We need to be prepared in case they can't close the Gates. 323 00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:40,417 Or the magic cloaking doesn't work. 324 00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:43,287 This was never just about relying on your magic. 325 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,390 We're prepared to fight. 326 00:19:45,423 --> 00:19:49,759 I'll secure the perimeter and make sure everything is locked up tight. 327 00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,229 Larry... 328 00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:54,897 Can you stay close to the kid in case anything gets through us? 329 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,768 Sure. 330 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,738 I need hot sauce. 331 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:04,770 Check the fridge upstairs. 332 00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:07,011 You think Larry is different from me? 333 00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:10,448 He'll be the first to tell you he's no hero. None of us are. 334 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,782 I don't see it that way. 335 00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:14,786 You can't make us into something we're not, Vic. 336 00:20:14,818 --> 00:20:16,295 No matter how much you have to prove... 337 00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,153 I'm not here to prove anything. 338 00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:19,557 Bullshit. 339 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:22,125 You know what? Maybe you're right. 340 00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:26,663 Maybe Larry's not a hero. 341 00:20:26,698 --> 00:20:30,968 But that thing inside him is. 342 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,601 It might also be insane. 343 00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:51,890 Look at this fucking place. 344 00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:59,094 Hello? 345 00:21:07,337 --> 00:21:10,407 How many lives were wrecked here, you think? 346 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:12,108 In the shadows? 347 00:21:12,143 --> 00:21:14,579 Um... 348 00:21:14,613 --> 00:21:19,613 I'm a little too busy in my own slasher flick here to get into all that now. 349 00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:27,491 Hello? Who's in there? 350 00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:32,061 Hey. Easy. Whoa, whoa, padre. We're here to help stitch you up. 351 00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:33,832 Me llamo Cliff. 352 00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:35,898 Cliff. Well, that's all the Spanish I got. 353 00:21:38,301 --> 00:21:42,539 Right. Let's keep it short and sweet. 354 00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:45,308 All right. Hammerhead, you ready? 355 00:21:45,343 --> 00:21:46,778 Hammerhead? 356 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:51,714 Hammerhead, help me close this guy's stupid hand gate things! 357 00:21:51,748 --> 00:21:55,685 Right. 358 00:21:55,719 --> 00:21:56,988 Here. 359 00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:59,223 - Let me help you, motherfucker! - Whoa, whoa. 360 00:21:59,257 --> 00:22:01,792 Just like you helped all those people who trusted you! 361 00:22:01,826 --> 00:22:03,203 What the hell are you doing... 362 00:22:03,227 --> 00:22:04,760 She trusted you! 363 00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,131 I don't know what happened to you, 364 00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,833 but this isn't about that. 365 00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:12,202 Fuck you! 366 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,143 Wait! Wait! 367 00:22:22,913 --> 00:22:25,082 Oh, shit. 368 00:22:25,115 --> 00:22:27,484 Is this Nurnheim? 369 00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:32,323 Are we in goddamn Nurnheim? 370 00:22:32,355 --> 00:22:33,624 This isn't snow. 371 00:22:33,657 --> 00:22:36,060 You really shit the bed on this one, didn't you? 372 00:22:36,094 --> 00:22:39,396 That fucknut magician gave us one job. 373 00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:41,900 To stop the end of the world. But, no... 374 00:22:41,932 --> 00:22:45,869 You had to kick the Gate wide open and drag me with you! 375 00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:49,440 - I'm sorry, sir. - Wait. Which one are you? 376 00:22:49,472 --> 00:22:51,307 Penny Farthing, sir. 377 00:22:51,342 --> 00:22:53,143 Please don't hurt me, sir. 378 00:22:53,176 --> 00:22:54,478 Where's Hammerhead? 379 00:22:54,511 --> 00:22:55,980 I'm stuck in Nurnheim 380 00:22:56,013 --> 00:22:57,981 and I don't even get to yell at Hammerhead? 381 00:22:58,016 --> 00:23:01,920 I'm sorry, sir. Hammerhead has been relieved. 382 00:23:01,952 --> 00:23:06,123 The church was too provocative. 383 00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:09,626 God damn it! 384 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,895 You feel like we've seen this place before? 385 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,330 No, sir. I'm sorry. 386 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,500 Say you're sorry one more time. 387 00:23:16,534 --> 00:23:18,102 Interlopers! 388 00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:20,203 You have no business here. 389 00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:22,105 That is technically true. 390 00:23:22,138 --> 00:23:25,542 You will come with us. 391 00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,310 All right. Penny, you ready to fight? 392 00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:28,694 Yes, sir. 393 00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:35,019 Seriously? 394 00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:37,922 Okay, you know you fucked all the way up now. 395 00:23:37,955 --> 00:23:40,657 You're pissing me off even more than she did. 396 00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,411 Nurnheim sucks. 397 00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:36,713 What are you doing? 398 00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:38,383 Nothing guards a threshold 399 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:43,416 like a rosary that's been enchanted and spiced. And one on each door. 400 00:24:43,755 --> 00:24:46,056 If they can get through that, grab the kid, 401 00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:47,458 well, fuck it all. 402 00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:49,861 World's meant to end. 403 00:24:49,894 --> 00:24:51,930 That incantation... 404 00:24:51,962 --> 00:24:56,867 "Love Me Do." Or a reasonable facsimile. 405 00:24:56,901 --> 00:24:59,938 "Hard Day's Night" is much stronger, but... 406 00:24:59,971 --> 00:25:03,441 can never remember the words. 407 00:25:03,473 --> 00:25:06,143 Don't question the magic. 408 00:25:06,144 --> 00:25:08,346 Worked well for us so far, hasn't it? 409 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:13,380 I'm sorry. You really think this is gonna save me? 410 00:25:14,818 --> 00:25:17,186 I've done all I can, boy. 411 00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:18,624 Let's be honest, 412 00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:22,626 I'm half pissed and the rest of you lot are jarringly incompetent. 413 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:27,609 But, uh, good luck to us all, eh? 414 00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:32,903 Grid, run a system evaluation. 415 00:25:32,936 --> 00:25:35,138 Category, integrated weapons. 416 00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,810 We all locked up? 417 00:25:39,844 --> 00:25:42,079 As good as a rickety old house can be. 418 00:25:42,113 --> 00:25:46,150 I'd be happier knowing that your friends have got the Gates closed. 419 00:25:46,182 --> 00:25:50,654 Uh-huh. 420 00:25:50,688 --> 00:25:52,256 You stoned? 421 00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:54,090 Running a weapons inventory. 422 00:25:54,124 --> 00:25:56,259 Oh. 423 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:58,796 Me too. 424 00:25:58,829 --> 00:26:03,500 Scotch. Check. Vodka. Check. Bourbon. Check. 425 00:26:03,534 --> 00:26:06,337 Gin. Check. 426 00:26:06,371 --> 00:26:09,673 Are you sure you don't want a clear head in case we have to throw down later? 427 00:26:09,707 --> 00:26:12,844 God, no. 428 00:26:12,876 --> 00:26:15,878 If we're fighting, I wanna be properly rat-assed. 429 00:26:15,912 --> 00:26:19,182 No. 430 00:26:19,215 --> 00:26:21,818 So, what's your plan? 431 00:26:21,853 --> 00:26:23,954 You zap everything that comes through that door? 432 00:26:23,988 --> 00:26:26,490 Zap? Yeah, amongst other things. 433 00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:28,859 A lot of faith to put in gadgets. 434 00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:31,462 The Book's not being hunted by a pack of muggers. 435 00:26:31,496 --> 00:26:34,731 I'll take science over whatever it is that you do any day of the week. 436 00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:37,269 Nobody's rooting harder for you than I. 437 00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:41,373 But if your science and my whatever it is that I do don't work... 438 00:26:41,405 --> 00:26:44,575 we're gonna have to reexamine our options. 439 00:26:44,576 --> 00:26:46,075 Are you talking about killing the kid? 440 00:26:46,076 --> 00:26:48,445 I'm talking about destroying the Book. 441 00:26:48,479 --> 00:26:50,213 That Book has a name. 442 00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:51,650 Elliot. 443 00:26:51,682 --> 00:26:54,652 And there is no way I'm killing him. Or anyone for that matter. 444 00:26:54,684 --> 00:26:55,819 'Cause you're a hero. 445 00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:57,521 And what are you exactly? Seriously? 446 00:26:57,556 --> 00:27:00,090 How the hell did Niles ever get mixed up with you? 447 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,326 The man that I've known since I was six 448 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,597 wouldn't even dream of what you're suggesting. 449 00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:11,632 Sounds like you and I know two different Niles Caulders. 450 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:16,707 You and the rest of those idiots 451 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:18,343 have your "Chief." 452 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:21,246 A kindly uncle, quick with a pat on the back and some friendly advice. 453 00:27:21,278 --> 00:27:24,615 And you've got Niles, the cold-blooded killer? 454 00:27:24,648 --> 00:27:26,383 I've got a man 455 00:27:26,384 --> 00:27:28,562 who'll make the decisions that have to be made to keep the world spinning. 456 00:27:28,586 --> 00:27:33,324 A man who's willing to live with those decisions and forever be haunted by them. 457 00:27:33,356 --> 00:27:35,660 It's okay. 458 00:27:35,692 --> 00:27:37,228 You're young. 459 00:27:37,261 --> 00:27:40,230 You can afford to be a little stupid. 460 00:27:40,263 --> 00:27:42,732 If you're lucky, 461 00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:45,170 maybe you'll live a little longer. 462 00:27:45,202 --> 00:27:48,972 Maybe they'll pack you into a few dark corners. 463 00:27:49,007 --> 00:27:54,106 Then you may surprise yourself what you're really capable of. 464 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:09,626 Maybe you shouldn't have your phone on. 465 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:14,397 Someone could track us. 466 00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:18,134 That's a beauty. 467 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:20,003 Yeah. 468 00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,073 Fixed it up together. 469 00:28:22,105 --> 00:28:26,044 All three of us. Couple hours a day. 470 00:28:26,076 --> 00:28:29,413 We did everything together. 471 00:28:30,681 --> 00:28:34,085 I'm sorry, Elliot. 472 00:28:34,117 --> 00:28:38,189 You know, they were my only friends. 473 00:28:38,222 --> 00:28:43,222 I don't even know if they loved me. 474 00:28:44,229 --> 00:28:47,431 They told me I had a destiny. 475 00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:49,298 I was gonna be a hero. 476 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,869 Save the world. 477 00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:55,271 But this, I... 478 00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:56,707 I don't want this. 479 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:59,242 I hate that word. 480 00:28:59,276 --> 00:29:01,612 "Hero." 481 00:29:01,644 --> 00:29:02,813 It's dangerous. 482 00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:05,115 A title other people hang on you 483 00:29:05,148 --> 00:29:07,317 and you're supposed to carry it around. 484 00:29:07,352 --> 00:29:11,087 But that's what you all are, right? 485 00:29:11,121 --> 00:29:15,325 No. 486 00:29:15,326 --> 00:29:20,359 I tried being a hero once and I destroyed everything I had. 487 00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:23,366 You're lucky. 488 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,669 Lucky? 489 00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:26,914 You can't live for other people. 490 00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:29,140 You have to be true to yourself. 491 00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,474 You're learning that now. 492 00:29:30,508 --> 00:29:33,778 Took me a lifetime to figure that out. 493 00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:36,814 I don't have a lifetime. 494 00:29:36,815 --> 00:29:39,683 You heard Kipling. The Cult's after me. 495 00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:41,595 They're gonna take me, they're gonna read me and we die. 496 00:29:41,619 --> 00:29:43,921 - You don't know that. - I should've just stayed at home. 497 00:29:43,954 --> 00:29:45,299 Let them read me, get it over with. 498 00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:50,323 Don't say that, Elliot. Try to have a little faith. 499 00:29:50,324 --> 00:29:52,497 Faith? 500 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:56,500 I just saw my fucking mom slit my dad's throat! Fuck your faith! 501 00:29:56,534 --> 00:29:57,902 I'm sorry. 502 00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,337 The whole world's gonna end 'cause of me. 503 00:30:00,372 --> 00:30:04,375 Maybe I should just take care of this on my own. Just fucking kill myself. 504 00:30:22,426 --> 00:30:24,730 John Bowers. He was your mechanic. 505 00:30:24,762 --> 00:30:28,365 Yes, I know who he is. I just don't feel like talking about him. 506 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,603 - And why is that? - Because it's pointless. 507 00:30:31,635 --> 00:30:34,204 I don't think you believe that. 508 00:30:34,239 --> 00:30:36,673 How many times do we have to go into my past? 509 00:30:36,707 --> 00:30:38,675 The people I know... 510 00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:39,844 Oh, God. 511 00:30:39,876 --> 00:30:41,979 ...or knew had nothing to do with this. 512 00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:43,881 This is the result of catching a bad ride. 513 00:30:43,914 --> 00:30:45,481 Do you want the world to end? 514 00:30:45,516 --> 00:30:47,184 Is that it? 515 00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:50,221 You think that'll get you out of me for good? 516 00:30:50,255 --> 00:30:53,357 What in God's name do you want? 517 00:30:53,391 --> 00:30:55,460 Why do you keep prodding me like this? 518 00:30:55,492 --> 00:30:59,663 I don't have time to play games with you. 519 00:30:59,696 --> 00:31:01,133 There you are. 520 00:31:01,165 --> 00:31:04,769 Look, I know it's easier for you to come out when he's under duress, 521 00:31:04,801 --> 00:31:07,372 but we really must work on that. 522 00:31:07,404 --> 00:31:12,404 I have something to show you. 523 00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:19,279 Now, I know we've tried to communicate in several ways with limited success. 524 00:31:20,551 --> 00:31:23,354 But I have a feeling I have nailed it this time. 525 00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,790 This device could be the answer. 526 00:31:25,824 --> 00:31:29,394 You are composed of an energy yet to be discovered. 527 00:31:29,426 --> 00:31:32,230 This is designed to convert energy 528 00:31:32,262 --> 00:31:34,531 into an audible frequency. 529 00:31:34,566 --> 00:31:39,566 All I need is for you to enter this machine so we may attempt 530 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,073 to find your voice. 531 00:31:42,105 --> 00:31:43,707 What do you say? 532 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,681 I only want to help you. 533 00:31:50,713 --> 00:31:54,718 Both of you. 534 00:31:54,751 --> 00:31:56,287 Very good. 535 00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,357 Now, I'm going to ask you some simple questions 536 00:32:00,391 --> 00:32:05,128 and I want you to answer through speech if you can. 537 00:32:05,163 --> 00:32:07,765 Do you have a name? 538 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,169 Where do you come from? 539 00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:13,003 Where do you call home? 540 00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:18,575 Do you remember coming into contact with Captain Trainor's plane? 541 00:32:20,811 --> 00:32:24,315 How do you sustain yourself in Captain Trainor's body? 542 00:32:24,348 --> 00:32:28,618 How do you live in there? 543 00:32:28,652 --> 00:32:31,021 Torture. 544 00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,556 How's that? 545 00:32:32,588 --> 00:32:34,959 Torture? How? 546 00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,059 Physically? 547 00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:38,296 No. Hold on. 548 00:32:38,328 --> 00:32:40,030 Let's keep going. 549 00:32:40,064 --> 00:32:42,932 I have many more questions I want to ask you. 550 00:32:53,010 --> 00:32:56,713 How do you sustain yourself in Captain Trainor's body? 551 00:32:56,747 --> 00:32:59,217 How do you live in there? 552 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,318 Torture. 553 00:33:01,352 --> 00:33:04,654 How's that? Torture? How? 554 00:33:04,688 --> 00:33:05,890 Physically? 555 00:33:05,923 --> 00:33:09,227 No. Hold on. 556 00:33:09,259 --> 00:33:10,961 Let's keep going. 557 00:33:10,994 --> 00:33:15,994 I have many more questions for you. 558 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:19,537 So Larry's a hero all of a sudden and I'm out? 559 00:33:19,538 --> 00:33:21,672 That's how it's going to be, you arrogant can opener? 560 00:33:21,673 --> 00:33:23,907 No one's forcing you to be a part of this. 561 00:33:23,941 --> 00:33:25,575 We know where you stand. 562 00:33:25,576 --> 00:33:26,635 My eye. 563 00:33:26,636 --> 00:33:30,779 You idiots want to hold up here and wait for something horrible to carve you to pieces? 564 00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:32,917 Be my guest. 565 00:33:32,951 --> 00:33:36,654 Elliot. Elliot. What the hell do you think you're doing? 566 00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:38,990 Aren't you supposed to be downstairs with Larry? 567 00:33:39,022 --> 00:33:41,759 Why? So I'll be safe? 568 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,193 It's all pointless. 569 00:33:43,227 --> 00:33:46,163 I'm fighting destiny. Why? 570 00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:48,767 My life's destroyed anyway, so... 571 00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:53,799 Decided I'd help everybody out and just kill myself. 572 00:33:54,404 --> 00:33:56,941 Well, this is only the second floor. 573 00:33:56,973 --> 00:33:58,808 You wouldn't kill yourself. 574 00:33:58,843 --> 00:34:01,946 Maybe break an arm or a leg. 575 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:06,980 Plus, to be fair, you'd have to die and be burned if you wanted to really save everyone. 576 00:34:07,817 --> 00:34:09,353 It doesn't matter. 577 00:34:09,387 --> 00:34:14,291 'Cause I'm so weak, I couldn't even try. 578 00:34:14,324 --> 00:34:15,992 I'm a failure. 579 00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:22,829 I'm a failure. And the whole world's gonna pay for it. 580 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:28,873 Hey, stop that. 581 00:34:28,905 --> 00:34:31,875 It's going to be okay. 582 00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:33,409 Come here. 583 00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:55,465 This world... 584 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,135 is a beautiful, horrible place. 585 00:34:58,168 --> 00:35:00,538 It's spectacular. 586 00:35:00,572 --> 00:35:05,572 You don't need the burden of ending it. 587 00:35:09,646 --> 00:35:12,849 Maybe the people in this house can't save you. 588 00:35:12,851 --> 00:35:15,519 We failed before. 589 00:35:15,552 --> 00:35:20,353 But can you at least let us try? 590 00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:40,577 Now what the hell? 591 00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:44,414 Welcome, guests. 592 00:35:44,447 --> 00:35:47,184 Giant clowns? Nope. 593 00:35:47,217 --> 00:35:50,954 Run and the Hoodmen will only gather you again. 594 00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:54,189 You may stay as our guests. 595 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:55,190 I don't want to... 596 00:35:57,126 --> 00:36:00,797 be stung. It looked like it hurt. 597 00:36:00,831 --> 00:36:03,367 So what the hell are you supposed to be? 598 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,001 We are the Archons. 599 00:36:06,036 --> 00:36:08,137 The high priests of Nurnheim. 600 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:10,306 Wait. 601 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:11,708 I know you. 602 00:36:11,742 --> 00:36:14,244 You tried to steal the Book from me. 603 00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:17,114 You're the boy's parents. 604 00:36:17,146 --> 00:36:20,318 We were, but we have ascended. 605 00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:24,721 A reward for protecting the Unwritten Book until its completion. 606 00:36:24,753 --> 00:36:27,257 This is your reward? 607 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:29,726 All of Nurnheim is ours. 608 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,297 Dad's taking a real victory lap. 609 00:36:34,331 --> 00:36:36,967 His suffering was brief. 610 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,168 As will be our glory. 611 00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:42,405 Because soon the Decreator will rise 612 00:36:42,438 --> 00:36:44,007 and set right to existence 613 00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:46,076 and then we, 614 00:36:46,108 --> 00:36:47,344 all of us, 615 00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:48,778 will cease to be. 616 00:36:48,813 --> 00:36:52,349 I hate to break it to you, but that's not gonna happen. 617 00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:56,320 Because you are going to stop us? 618 00:36:56,353 --> 00:36:59,891 You're too late, guests. 619 00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:04,195 All of Nurnheim has gone to retrieve and read the Unwritten Book. 620 00:37:04,228 --> 00:37:08,398 Good luck finding him. We put a spell on him with weird spit and everything. 621 00:37:08,431 --> 00:37:10,501 He's invisible to you. 622 00:37:10,534 --> 00:37:13,769 You can't read what you can't see. 623 00:37:13,802 --> 00:37:15,804 But you're wrong. 624 00:37:15,838 --> 00:37:20,010 We see everything. 625 00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:22,445 Gone! You let him go? 626 00:37:22,478 --> 00:37:23,847 What is wrong with you? 627 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,382 - I trusted you. - I didn't do anything. It was him. 628 00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:27,593 - Who's him? - Why would he do that? 629 00:37:27,617 --> 00:37:28,829 Don't you get it? Who's he? 630 00:37:28,853 --> 00:37:30,218 He's just as screwed up as me. 631 00:37:30,219 --> 00:37:31,453 You need to pull yourself together. 632 00:37:31,454 --> 00:37:32,988 Nobody's gonna explain anything to me, are they? 633 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:36,793 Elliot is fine. He's terrible, but he's fine. 634 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:40,563 - I thought you'd run off to... - Kill myself? 635 00:37:40,597 --> 00:37:43,733 Yeah, I was, uh... I was thinking about it. 636 00:37:43,768 --> 00:37:46,204 She talked me into staying safe. 637 00:37:46,237 --> 00:37:51,074 I don't know why, but I thought this horse's ass could save him. 638 00:37:53,577 --> 00:37:56,280 Get the boy downstairs. It's them. 639 00:37:56,313 --> 00:37:58,282 You're with me. You take the hall. 640 00:37:58,315 --> 00:38:00,817 Make sure nobody comes downstairs. Go! 641 00:38:02,885 --> 00:38:04,987 Can I trust you? 642 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,090 Can I trust it? 643 00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:09,358 It does love a fight. 644 00:38:13,496 --> 00:38:16,532 Hurry. Hurry. 645 00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:20,871 Who in the world put those there? 646 00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:23,249 Oh, uh, Willoughby did. They're magic. They're supposed to protect the lab. 647 00:38:23,273 --> 00:38:24,541 He dipped them in Sriracha. 648 00:38:24,574 --> 00:38:29,574 Well, let's put them back together again. 649 00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:38,568 Grid, activate sonic canon. 650 00:38:39,699 --> 00:38:41,958 Science. 651 00:38:41,992 --> 00:38:43,994 What's that for? 652 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:51,268 Magic. 653 00:38:53,302 --> 00:38:54,938 That's it. They're in. 654 00:38:54,972 --> 00:38:57,507 - Dry bachelors. Of course. - Dry bachelors? 655 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,242 Assassins. Pain surgeons. 656 00:38:59,277 --> 00:39:04,277 Made out of dead skin and letters that were never sent. 657 00:39:15,925 --> 00:39:17,226 Anytime now. 658 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,728 Whenever you're ready. 659 00:39:18,762 --> 00:39:20,762 Oh, come on. Quit playing games. 660 00:39:22,164 --> 00:39:24,067 Release, or whatever. 661 00:39:39,483 --> 00:39:40,583 This isn't gonna work. 662 00:39:40,617 --> 00:39:42,786 It's fine. It's totally fine. 663 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:45,056 - I don't wanna die. - And you won't. 664 00:39:45,088 --> 00:39:48,592 We're going to gather all the little disgusting beads and keep you safe 665 00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:51,493 while the others fight whatever it is out there. 666 00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:53,129 We're going to save the world or whatever 667 00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:55,766 and then I will have a stiff Manhattan and go to bed. 668 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,701 I don't care about my destiny. 669 00:39:57,735 --> 00:40:00,871 I don't care about saving the world. I just don't want to die. 670 00:40:00,905 --> 00:40:04,875 Listen, I was well on my way out of here when you stopped me. 671 00:40:04,909 --> 00:40:08,012 And God knows why, I actually did something good. 672 00:40:08,045 --> 00:40:12,583 I am being a good person and you are absolutely ruing this moment for me. 673 00:40:12,615 --> 00:40:17,615 So shut up and pick up the stupid beads! 674 00:40:26,563 --> 00:40:28,931 Behind you! 675 00:40:28,965 --> 00:40:30,300 Nice science. 676 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,983 Nice magic. 677 00:40:36,673 --> 00:40:39,275 What happened to your arm gun thingy? 678 00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:40,976 Uses up too much juice. 679 00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,380 Besides... 680 00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,481 we don't need it. 681 00:40:45,516 --> 00:40:47,315 We got this. 682 00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:52,523 Got them on the run. 683 00:40:52,556 --> 00:40:53,657 Let's go clean 'em up. 684 00:40:53,690 --> 00:40:56,293 No, it's not right. 685 00:40:56,326 --> 00:40:59,626 They don't just leave. 686 00:41:01,398 --> 00:41:03,166 What are those? 687 00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,335 Jesus. Hoodmen. 688 00:41:05,369 --> 00:41:07,038 It's the royal guard of Nurnheim. 689 00:41:07,070 --> 00:41:09,372 The robot and the lunatic must have dropped the ball on this one. 690 00:41:09,373 --> 00:41:10,373 This is bad. 691 00:41:10,407 --> 00:41:11,775 Screw 'em. We keep fighting. 692 00:41:11,809 --> 00:41:13,553 We gotta take these things out, no matter what. 693 00:41:13,577 --> 00:41:16,146 You're right. We do. Sorry. 694 00:41:16,179 --> 00:41:18,014 Sorry for what? 695 00:41:19,248 --> 00:41:20,416 Ahhh! 696 00:41:20,449 --> 00:41:24,186 Kipling, you... 697 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,628 - Here. - Good. Check under the chair. 698 00:41:32,663 --> 00:41:34,164 That won't be necessary. 699 00:41:34,197 --> 00:41:37,434 - It's over? - We won? 700 00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:39,402 Not yet. But we will. 701 00:41:52,449 --> 00:41:56,798 You have to take care of him. 702 00:41:58,288 --> 00:41:59,489 There's too many of them. 703 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,469 No, please. 704 00:42:12,501 --> 00:42:14,601 Elliot! 705 00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:27,217 Grid, transfer all energy to ionic grenade. 706 00:42:30,186 --> 00:42:34,690 Contain it to the room and let it rip! 707 00:42:46,503 --> 00:42:51,242 So this is it? We just stare at each other until the world ends? 708 00:42:51,275 --> 00:42:53,710 Won't be long until the Book is read. 709 00:42:53,744 --> 00:42:54,911 I can feel it. 710 00:42:54,945 --> 00:42:57,481 The Book? You mean your son? 711 00:42:57,514 --> 00:42:59,349 To me, he is the Unwritten Book. 712 00:42:59,382 --> 00:43:01,885 I gotta hand it to you, lady. 713 00:43:01,918 --> 00:43:03,820 I've been a pretty shitty dad. 714 00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:05,521 You know, checked out for a while now. 715 00:43:05,554 --> 00:43:07,423 But you take the whole goddamn cake. 716 00:43:07,456 --> 00:43:08,958 Raising your only kid 717 00:43:08,992 --> 00:43:12,096 just so you can sacrifice him to a death cult 718 00:43:12,128 --> 00:43:15,166 after killing his dad in front of him? 719 00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:18,668 That there is some top shelf bullshit. 720 00:43:18,702 --> 00:43:21,070 Back me up here, Tiny Tim. 721 00:43:21,103 --> 00:43:23,740 Oh. Uh... 722 00:43:23,773 --> 00:43:25,809 Very bad mother, sir. 723 00:43:25,842 --> 00:43:27,677 That's only one perspective. 724 00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:31,215 To you, I am a bad mother. 725 00:43:31,248 --> 00:43:35,885 To many others, I was a good custodian of the Book. 726 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,454 It was always happy. 727 00:43:37,487 --> 00:43:41,824 No, that's not a perspective. That's a delusion. 728 00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:45,528 And the reality is you're a fucking psychopath. 729 00:43:45,561 --> 00:43:47,731 There is no reality. 730 00:43:47,764 --> 00:43:50,300 There is only perception. 731 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:52,469 The way we see things. 732 00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:55,273 The way we see ourselves. 733 00:43:55,306 --> 00:43:57,775 No, this can't be real. Hey, you seeing this? 734 00:43:57,807 --> 00:44:00,076 Jane? Jane? 735 00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,110 Jane? 736 00:44:08,085 --> 00:44:13,085 Then there's how we see each other. 737 00:44:15,092 --> 00:44:18,061 Is this really how you see me? 738 00:44:18,094 --> 00:44:21,498 Clara? You think I see Jane as my daughter? 739 00:44:21,530 --> 00:44:23,400 Stop this, please. 740 00:44:23,432 --> 00:44:24,802 First... 741 00:44:24,835 --> 00:44:27,838 You should see your true essence. 742 00:44:27,871 --> 00:44:31,608 You're nothing more than an organ in a container. 743 00:44:31,641 --> 00:44:33,510 Are you not? 744 00:44:33,543 --> 00:44:36,746 You? Young Kay? 745 00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:40,530 Scared and wounded child. 746 00:44:42,219 --> 00:44:45,222 But soon all will see what will be. 747 00:44:45,255 --> 00:44:50,255 Because the Decreator will make everything nothing. 748 00:45:40,378 --> 00:45:44,280 My God. Is that the Decreator? 749 00:45:44,313 --> 00:45:46,563 We're too late. 750 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,458 Maybe I should have done "A Hard Day's Night." 54280

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