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[NeonXenon]

For the anons on /a/

Steal me subs and I'll break yer fookin kneecaps I swear on me mum's tits

I'm Tsuyu Asui.

This spring I'm going to be a UA student.

First, I'll introduce my family.

My father, Ganma.

My mother, Beru.

My little brother Samidare and-

My little sister, Satsuki!

As you can see, we're a very froggy family!

Our parents had to travel a lot for their jobs

so I was the one that took care of my siblings.

Big sis, is dinner done yet?

I'm making it right now.

Is it Beef?

Pasta.

It's a hard but satisfying life.

Still...

Asui always goes home right away...

I can't tell what she's thinking.

Her expression doesn't change at all, too.

Is it because she's a frog?

With Hero studies taking up even more of my time

I wasn't able to make any friends.

But during all that

one girl started stalking me around.

Her name was Habuko Mongoose.

She was always alone too.

Sometimes she would suddenly use her 3-second Paralysis Stare Quirk.

Other times she would start flicking her tongue at me.

It was scary.

But... I started to understand.

So I built up some courage and spoke to her.

Do you want to...

...be friends?

You stupid frog!

I'm just some evil and nasty monster!

What do you mean, friends!?

Friends are supposed to be chosen!

A person like me...!

Being friends with...!

Friends with...

Kero

Can I call you Tsuyu-chan...?

Sure.

Call me Tsuyu-chan.

She was a socially awkward girl.

We ended up going to different high schools

but Habuko-chan has always been my friend.

Hey Tsuyu-chan!

Are you doing well?

I already made some friends since starting high school!

I'll introduce you next time!

I'll make sure to make plenty of friends too!

As the internships under the pro heroes ended

and with all of us back at school

we were ready to resume our ordinary lives.

Or so we thought.

It's a little sudden, but for our next Hero exercise

four Hero-class students from Isami High School

will be joining us as special guests.

She's a glasses girl!

Mineta, you're too excited!

Hey pretty lady, can I get a number?

Dammit, stop showing off your stupidity.

Introduce yourselves.

O-of course.

We'll be running the exercise with you today. Isami High School, Hero Class.

I'm Kashiko Sekigai.

Same class, I'm Dadan Tadan.

Pleasure to meet you.

I'm Fujimi.

We're supposed to have one more...

Tsuyu-chan!

Habuko-chan!

Tsuyu-chan's friend?

I'm getting a little nervous...

This shouldn't happen in nature.

Mongoose!

Don't get all friendly with these UA guys!

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

YOU ISAMISHIT BABY

Stop it, Kacchan!

SHUT UP SHIT NERD

Why don't you shut up first.

It's time to go.

Change into your costumes and

make your way to Ground Omega.

Iida,

guide the Isami students.

Understood!

Ah! I knew it!

You two went to the same Middle School.

Yes, we were very good friends.

I-Is that so?

I can't help but feel uneasy around her...

So you're the class president?

Yes.

But, it's a stressful job.

Because of a troublesome student.

Well...

We've got the exact same problem, too.

A delinquent as the top student?

UA seems to have gone downhill...

Why don't you say it again, Isamishit!

I don't like you, that's what I'm saying!

I don't like how you're looking down on me

Stop them, Midoriya. I don't like how you're looking down on me

Stop them, Midoriya. just because you're in UA that's what I'm saying!

just because you're in UA that's what I'm saying!

It's... Impossible... just because you're in UA that's what I'm saying!

just because you're in UA that's what I'm saying!

If you're going to start a fight

then start a fight you can actually win!

We'll prove to you

in this exercise that we are the superior ones!

Then come at me!

Settle down, Bakugo!

We're so sorry!

Fujimi says a lot of nasty things

but he's not a bad person at heart.

We too, apologize.

Ours has trouble with admitting

that he is in the wrong.

I hope nothing bad happens

in this exercise!

Alright,

is everyone here?

Today's Hero Exercise will be observed by

me and one more person.

I HAVE-

Like a special guest-!

ARRIVED!

A-All Might!

In the flesh!

Such power!

I'm so jealous of UA!

So!

About our little exercise...

We're going to have you all go through some Survival Training!

Survival Training?

Like some Battle Royal thing?

Let me explain!

With four students per team

and six teams overall

you will start at the predetermined positions that we have chosen!

There is but one objective!

To survive!

To run or to fight, anything goes!

Victory will go to the last surviving team!

If you run into another team

and manage to bind your opponents with this Capture Tape

you can make them combat ineffective.

This should be familiar Item.

Now! Let us announce the teams!

All teams, move to your start areas.

The exercise will begin without warning in five minutes.

Make sure you survive!

Okay!

Let's do our best, Deku!

Yeah!

I won't lose Tsuyu-chan!

I'll give it my all too!

I might let you smell my victory!

Go ahead if you think you can!

What's our plan?

Can't we just fight the other teams?

No, we'd be at a disadvantage.

We don't have Shouji, Jirou

Tokoyami, or anyone that can spot the other teams.

If we start moving

there's a good chance we'd be spotted by another team.

Even if we get lucky and find another team

we would be reveal our position to the other teams by starting a fight.

And if we get multiple teams fighting us

we'd definitely be done for.

So what do we do?

Everyone, aren't we forgetting that this is a survival exercise?

That's right!

All we need to do is survive, like All Might said!

I think we should sit tight

and not move recklessly.

Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

Agreed!

What a relaxing plan!

Uraraka, how about a snack!

I'll have some!

Aren't you taking this a little too easy?

Five minutes have passed.

So no team has started moving.

Aizawa,

Are you okay with such a boring exercise

even though we have the Isami students as guests?

It's the time of year

where energy and tensions run high in all Hero classes.

Especially at this time

avoiding fights,

and reminding them of patience and self control is important.

Well you've got a point...

But not everyone's like that!

I don't care, I'll crush them all!

Bakugo's voice, only one person's footsteps.

He's coming alone...!

Too confident!

Alright! Let's team up on him!

A concentrated attack.

They know that I'm alone.

That means-!

Earphone-Girl!

Get stuffed!

I've got him!

Merci...!

At least give us a chance!

I can't get free!

Bakugo...!

You called?

That was mean...

The explosions stopped?

What's going on?

Go!

Dark Shadow!

Aye!

Didn't I say-

-that you're nothing to me!?

Leave it to me!

Get back here!

Dammit!

Bakugo!

You're advancing too quickly!

Where's the enemy?

I'm already done.

He defeated eight people alone?

You're too good as an ally!

Where's the Isamishits?

What?

I'm talking about the Isami students!

He's back with his team.

Distance, 100 Meters.

Beginning to move.

That Bakugo person is amazing!

They're coming this way!

Okay, Tadan!

Explode them!

Truthfully I don't like fighting...

Distance, 80 meters!

Of course! It's for the team!

Make them all blind!

Something's coming!

What is?

Are those...?

Missiles!?

What was that!?

That was so loud!

The Isami Students are making their move?

This is odd.

I'm not reading any life-forms.

They didn't escape, did they?

They might just be flash-bangs

but you covered the area so I'm sure you got them...

They should be unconscious around here.

Heh.

You should have used real missiles!

Hey!

You're really irritating, you know.

In that one moment-!

I hope you're ready.

Leave it to me!

Attack now!

Look!

He jumped before being paralyzed-!?

Just three seconds?

What a weak Quirk!

Stop mocking us...

I'll kill you!

Don't underestimate us!

Fujimi, no!

This is...?

Fujimi you idiot!

What the hell is this?

No!

Don't breath it in!

Pink gas?

Kinda erotic!

What's that?

I don't know

but we should stay away from it.

Let's go to a safer place!

That gas...

I read the Isami Student's data sheets

and it's a troublesome Quirk.

We should stop the exercise-

No.

This situation can be called a survival situation.

It's okay!

If things get bad I'll stop it!

I'll leave it in your hands then.

Todoroki!

Midoriya!

Now isn't the time to fight!

Yeah!

Do you know what that gas is?

It's probably the Quirk of one of the Isami students.

I don't know what it does but-

What's wrong, Deku?

Someone's coming!

Did they run from the gas too?

Heeeeey!

Over here!

Over...

...here...?

W-What's...

Z-ZOMBIES!

Romero Fujimi Quirk: Zombie Virus

He spreads his virus around and infects people!

Once infected, the victim cannot be damaged!

All brain activity also stops!

The victims also randomly use their quirks!

They also go Aaah!

Is this really a heroic Quirk?

This is too dangerous!

Habuko-chan!

Everyone, why...?

It's because of that gas!

They've been zombified completely!

What do you think of my Quirk!?

UA isn't all that much-

OHHO MAH GAAWD

Kacchan!

He's still fighting as a zombie!

It's just like the movies!

You turned into a zombie if you get bitten!

If the Quirk user is down

there's no way to reverse all this!

Then I'll-!

Yes!

It really is like the movies!

They're stronger now!

Dammit!

Ojirou!

Hagakure!

Hagakure's a zombie, right?

I think...?

Even Kouda...

He's still silent as a zombie!

Mineta, such tenacity!

Hey! What do we do?

Anyways, we should leave now!

Habuko-chan...

Asui!

Tsuyu-chan! Asui!

Asui!

Habuko-chan...

Habuko-chan!

You remember me, even as a zombie!

Thank you, Habuko-chan!

We'll always be frien-

They're still friends as zombies!

I think there's more important things right now!

What do we do...?

This voice!

EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT!

WHY YOU ASK?

I have arrived!

A stranger turned into a zombie!

Damn!

I stayed in my muscle form

and I can't maintain it further!

Wait you kids!

I'm not a zombie!

SHIIIIIIIIIIT

They think I'm one of them!

But...

What do I do about this...?

I'll leave this to you.

Todoroki!

I know!

I can finally breathe!

I'm so tired!

Midoriya.

How long do you think that zombie quirk lasts?

The gas was clearing, so I'm sure it will go away eventually.

But how long that will take...

I'm sure that if it gets too dangerous the teachers will save us!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

If only...

Deku, how do the protagonists in zombie movies escape?

Well...

Most zombie movies end badly.

Wait really?

That's bad!

They're here!

We'll be overrun if this continues!

Todoroki, get ready to use your flames!

You two stay back!

A frontal breakthrough.

Yeah!

If we can't fall back

then we can only go fowards!

I'll make an escape route!

But how?

Those zombies can't be damaged.

If I blow them away with the ice,

we can escape then!

One for All!

Full Cowl!

Get ready, Midoriya.

Now!

SMASH!

Everyone!

Let's get out of-

What's-!

What's going on!?

What is happening!?

Wheeeeeeeeeey What is happening!?

What is happening!?

They turned back to normal!?

I-I'm sorry!

Hey shitnerd!

You wanna fight with me?

Sounds fun!

No! You've got it wrong!

I'll crush you-!

-with everything I've got!

Waaaaaait!

What a huge mess...

Everyone...

We're so sorry this happened!

Don't worry about it.

We too

ask for your forgiveness!

Bakugo, you apologize too!

Fujimi, you too!

Apologize! Apologize!

Habuko-chan,

I'm so glad I got to met you again!

Me too, Tsuyu-chan!

We got turned into zombies...

And got hurt...

But it was really fun!

I'm so happy we could be together!

Habuko-chan,

let's both work hard

and become great pro heroes!

Yes,

absolutely!

Midoriya, my boy...

I'm so sorry I couldn't stop it...!

Cake?

I can't eat it...

I'm really sorry...!