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Hey, what would happen if we put
ketchup in the mustard bottles?
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Oh, man. I don't even
want to think about it.
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Ah! Dad! They're showing a
commercial for the marathon!
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Starting at
11:00 a.m., it's an all-out,
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body-slammin',
thank you ma'am-in'
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ten straight hours of
Supreme Extreme Champions!
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- Ten hours is almost not enough.
- All of your favorite obstacles
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and the ultimate challenge,
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- the Stampede!
- The Stampede!
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♪ ♪
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Do the steamroller!
Do the steamroller! Yes!
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I mean, if you're gonna
get through the Stampede,
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- you got to steamroll.
- Obviously.
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That spandex doesn't leave
much to the imagination, huh?
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No, there's still
a little bit to imagine.
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Bob's Burgers. This isn't Bob.
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Hi, this is Walter Rubens
from the Gold Dragons.
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The Gold Dragons? What is that, a gang?
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No, it's-it's your daughter
Louise's soccer team.
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Louise has a soccer team?
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Oh, God, we signed Louise up for soccer.
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You what?!
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Hey, look, an e-mail from Harley's dad.
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He's asking if Louise would want
to join Harley's soccer team.
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Think she would?
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I've met Louise, so probably not.
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Louise, do you want
to sign up for soccer?!
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Yes! Please sign me up for soccer!
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- Oh!
- She's being sarcastic.
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Are you being sarcastic?!
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- No!
- Aw, yeah, you're right.
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Well, wait, now I'm not so sure. Louise,
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do you want to sign up for soccer?!
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Uh-huh!
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I guess she wants to do it.
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Should we double-triple-check?
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No, I-I don't want to yell anymore.
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I was being sarcastic.
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I'm sorry! It was... I...
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We got a-an
e-mail, and I...
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Oh! Oh, I didn't realize
you got an e-mail!
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I completely forgot it happened at all!
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It was during wine time!
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Guys, guys, shush, shush, shush.
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We really need Louise
to play this morning.
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Suzy's on vacation and Michaela's sick
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- and Jamie's gerbil died.
- Aw!
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It was his time. Anyway,
if Louise doesn't come,
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we won't have enough players
and we'll have to forfeit.
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- Oh! - And since it's the
last game of the season
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and Louise hasn't come to a single one,
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this is literally the least you can do.
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Last game? She missed the whole season?
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- Yes. - Okay. You know
what, Walter, she'll be there.
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Louise, come on. Let's get changed.
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- Uh-uh, uh-uh.
- Oh, God.
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Okay, she went limp. Come
on, we got a rag doll.
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- Let's go. Come on, come on.
- No...
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Come on!
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... o!
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That was not easy.
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I know this seems horrible, Louise,
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but you did sign up. Sort of.
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No, you signed me up,
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and now you're bowing to
grown-up peer pressure!
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What's next, taking
fish oil? Paying taxes?
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Plus, you might not hate
every single second of it?
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Yeah, but what about the Supreme
Extreme Champions marathon?
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Without that, what's
the point of anything?
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We could DVR it. If we had one.
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Should we just push a bunch
of buttons on the remote?
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That's how I saw 9 1/2 Weeks.
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You'll still get to
see some of the marathon
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when you're back,
Louise. A-And, besides,
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lots of parents make
their kids play sports.
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And for a reason.
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- I think. Right, Lin?
- P-Probably! Who can say?
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Very convincing.
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Come on, Louise, you're going.
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All right, I'll go.
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Who's driving me to this sucker game?
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- Your mother will take you.
- Your dad is gonna take you.
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I don't want to go.
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- I don't want to go either, Bob.
- Thumb war?
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One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
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- Damn it.
- Yes!
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So glad I married a
man with dainty thumbs.
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They're beautiful, but they're useless.
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Well, Louise, I guess let's
go to your soccer game.
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How about I come along?
"Great idea, Tina.
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Looks like Tina's coming. Yay!"
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And I'll stay here,
'cause it sounds like
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where you're going is outside.
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Wow, crowded.
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Yeah, like "maybe we
won't be able to find
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a parking spot" crowded?
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Oh, right. If we can't find a spot,
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we'd have to go home.
That's not our fault.
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- No. Not at all.
- Oh, there's one.
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- Ah, wonderful.
- Thanks, Tina.
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So, where's Bob today, Lin?
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Doctor's appointment? Grocery store?
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Did you kick him to the curb?
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Anything you need, Linda.
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I'm here, I'm not leaving.
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You say the word, I
move my stuff in here.
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Teddy, no. Teddy, Teddy, Teddy!
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Bob took Louise to her soccer game,
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and Tina went, too, that's all.
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Oh, good. What a great dad.
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While they're gone, I'm
flying solo with my Gene-o.
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Taking a jamma with my mamma.
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"Jamma with my mamma"?
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Oh, my God.
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Gene, is today the day we do the...
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- What?
- The piano bar.
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The piano bar!
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We said we would do it if your dad
ever left us alone again.
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- What are you guys talking about?
- Gene and Linda's Piano Bar
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Show Tunes and Mouth Foods.
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It's been our dream forever.
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♪ Give my regards ♪
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♪ To old Broadway ♪
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♪ And say that I'll
be there e'er long. ♪
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I'll go get my keyboard.
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Oh, and get all my dresses and wigs.
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But what'll you wear?
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Um, hi. Is this the Gold Dragons?
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My daughter is, uh, one of them.
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Yes. You must be Bob. I'm Walter.
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Here's your jersey. It's
been in my car for nine weeks.
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It's listened to a lot of NPR.
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N-P-U.
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Do you have cleats and shin guards?
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Uh, we don't have any of those things.
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Of course not.
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I guess, uh, books are
sort of shin-guardy.
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If you want, you can
borrow my Grishams.
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Oh, good. I don't feel like an orphan
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who stumbled onto the field at all.
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- Why is that guy looking at me so much?
- Brag.
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- So, you coaching today?
- Oh, I forgot to tell you,
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- you're coaching today.
- Me? Oh-oh, no.
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No, definitely not.
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Suzy's dad is normally the coach,
but Suzy's on vacation,
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so he's on vacation, too.
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Classic Suzy's dad.
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And you kind of owe it
to us for being M.I.A.
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- the whole season.
- W-W-Wait, sorry.
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I can't coach. Can anyone else do it?
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Maybe someone who's been here
or knows anything about soccer?
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- Like you?
- No. I set up the goals.
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Plus... Ow. Ow, ow! My hand.
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Uh, Bob, hold the clipboard.
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- Bob's coaching.
- What?!
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Oh, I see you got the clipboard.
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- Congrats, Coach.
- Oh, come on.
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I don't know how to coach.
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Dad... you might not hate
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every single second of it.
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Evil child. All right.
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- How bad can it be?
- Coach, will you fix my ponytail?
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Uh, I don't know how to...
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Coach, something went
wrong with my cleats.
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- Can you fix them?
- Coach, I can't be goalie.
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I can't touch the ball with my hands.
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- Oh, my God.
- Coach, should I live
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- with my mom or my dad?
- Help!
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Yeah, a little help
over here... look at him.
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You're doing great, Dad.
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Why is this happening?
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There isn't even anything
written on this clipboard.
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Hey, Coach, um, aren't you gonna get us
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to stretch and do drills and stuff?
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Right, uh, why don't you guys, um,
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kick the ball back and forth.
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Wow, you sure you
haven't done this before?
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Dad, I'd like to apply for the
position of assistant coach.
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You probably have a
lot of offers, but...
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Great, you're hired. Here's a clipboard
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- with nothing on it.
- Yes.
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- Doesn't matter. Leave it.
- Roger that.
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Oof.
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They look good.
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This is gonna be bad.
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Whoa. I kinda want their autographs.
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Hey, there, I'm Christy,
coach of the Blue Dragons.
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- Ow, my hand hurts.
- I know.
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Uh, wait, the-the Blue
Dragons? We're the Gold Dragons.
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Are all the teams just
different colored dragons?
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Yep. Or thunders.
Different colored thunders.
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There's a Brown Thunder,
which is... unfortunate.
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- Yeah. - Look, I just
wanted to wish you good luck.
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This is all gonna be over soon enough.
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W-Wait, what? What does that mean?
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You know, I am glad you're here, Louise.
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I wondered why you never
came to practices or games,
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and I always wanted
to ask you at school,
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but honestly I'm scared
of you, and I did not.
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But isn't this just the best, though?
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Yup. Love soccer.
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♪ Till we meet again. ♪
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Ms. Merkin, hello.
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What are you doing out in the wild?
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Hello, Gene. I was
just going for a walk.
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Needed to blow off some steam.
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I saw your sign. I'll go into any joint
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that says "piano" on it.
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Gene, you want to introduce us
to your lady friend?
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This is Ms. Merkin, the
music teacher from school.
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We call her Twerkin' Merkin.
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Oh, I didn't recognize you
without a piano covering your legs.
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- Where's your piano?
- Right here.
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Ugh, that little jingleberry?
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You making fart sounds, or
are you really playing it?
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Both.
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Not bad. Shove over.
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- Wow.
- Yeah!
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Whoa, look at you.
Is there a Mr. Merkin?
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Oh, the game's starting.
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Louise, go that way.
Other girl, go that way.
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Guys, you're all standing in a clump
right next to each other.
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It's so different from what
the other team is doing.
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Come on, play the ball!
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- Oh, my God, they scored right away.
- Little slow, Kayla.
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Little slow? That was so fast.
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Did we start?
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That's all right, girls.
Keep hustling!
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And have fun out there.
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Coach, uh, one thought.
Maybe we should have
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someone in goal. I
don't know, just sayin'.
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Uh, yeah, yeah. Good idea, Tina.
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Hey, someone get in goal. No, just one!
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♪ By the beautiful sea ♪
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What should I play next?
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Ooh, how 'bout that show
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that's coming to the
community theater...
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TSA: The Musical?
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- Oh, I love the soundtrack.
- Me, too.
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TSA's the best musical about a
government agency ever written!
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- I-I don't know that one.
- Really? "Female Pat Down"?
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"Whose Bag Is This"?
"If You See Something, Sing Something"?
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All right! "Female Pat Down."
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Let me see if I can remember.
246
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Wow, you're remembering
the crap out of that song.
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♪ It takes a lady ♪
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♪ To touch a lady ♪
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♪ But it takes a woman
to touch my heart ♪
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2-0.
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- You guys want a Benadryl?
- What? Why?
252
00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,985
'Cause it seems like you're
all allergic to the ball.
253
00:08:57,054 --> 00:08:59,621
Oh, okay. You're, like,
a super cool sports girl
254
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doing trash talk... good job.
255
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I got more where that came from,
256
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Pink Ears Book Legs.
257
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,101
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
- You can do it, Mara.
258
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No, no, no, no. Aah!
259
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Oh, good try, Mara... with your face.
260
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Is it... still on?
261
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Yeah, I mean, don't, don't
look at it for a while.
262
00:09:20,483 --> 00:09:21,809
- But it...
- Ow...
263
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You've probably always had
that soccer ball pattern
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on your forehead.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Parents make their kids
do this for a reason ♪
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♪ Parents make their kids
do this for a reason ♪
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♪ Is it 'cause they
hate their children? ♪
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♪ Parents make their kids
do this for a reason. ♪
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♪ And that's whose bag it is. ♪
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Oh, okay, how 'bout we do something
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from a different musical?
273
00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:53,506
Aw, why not keep playing this one?
274
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Everyone loves it.
275
00:09:54,634 --> 00:09:56,014
Well, I don't love it, okay?!
276
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I don't love it!
277
00:09:57,128 --> 00:09:59,168
- Whoa.
- Why don't you love it,
278
00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:00,734
- Ms. Merkin?
- I don't want to talk about it.
279
00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:01,936
Well, if she doesn't
want to talk about it...
280
00:10:01,961 --> 00:10:03,234
All right, I'll tell you!
281
00:10:03,259 --> 00:10:05,797
I've been playing piano
for the community theater's
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production of TSA.
283
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,230
- What?!
- What?!
284
00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:10,742
But then the damn lead actress
285
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said I was missing cues
and playing off-tempo.
286
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,019
So I quit, and I'm never going back.
287
00:10:15,044 --> 00:10:17,612
No, Ms. Merkin, we're never going back.
288
00:10:17,637 --> 00:10:20,805
Well, it's my Jo... I
don't... Who is... Who is he?
289
00:10:21,908 --> 00:10:23,578
7-0. Close game.
290
00:10:23,603 --> 00:10:24,593
What's your next move, big man?
291
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End of the first quarter.
292
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,164
Okay, so talk to me
about these quarters.
293
00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:31,445
How many more we got? One, zero...
294
00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,736
- Three.
- No...
295
00:10:32,761 --> 00:10:34,072
- Yeah.
- Not what I was hoping for.
296
00:10:34,097 --> 00:10:35,129
I know.
297
00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:36,287
Only three more goals
298
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before your team gets shutouted.
299
00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:41,152
Sorry, I don't speak "mean jock girl."
What are you saying?
300
00:10:41,177 --> 00:10:42,910
If the score gets to 10-0,
301
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,825
the game is automatically over,
302
00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:47,500
which is automatically
embarrassing for you.
303
00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,240
Wait, like the game would be over over?
304
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:50,664
Like I could go home?
305
00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:53,199
Yeah, back to the bookstore
that your legs live in.
306
00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:55,825
That's amazing. I mean, oh, no.
307
00:10:55,894 --> 00:10:57,994
Definitely don't want that to happen.
308
00:10:58,062 --> 00:10:59,596
Mm-Kay.
309
00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:02,387
That would be very
disappointing. Thank you.
310
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,020
Hey, you hear about
this shutout rule thing?
311
00:11:04,045 --> 00:11:06,602
Yeah. Three more goals,
and we're on our way back
312
00:11:06,671 --> 00:11:08,637
to Supreme Extreme Champions town.
313
00:11:08,662 --> 00:11:10,796
- That's my favorite town.
- I know.
314
00:11:10,821 --> 00:11:13,318
So I guess we just keep
doing what we're doing?
315
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:14,410
You got it, Coach.
316
00:11:14,435 --> 00:11:16,202
Let's just be a little
discreet about this?
317
00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:18,570
Me be discreet... You be discreet.
318
00:11:20,318 --> 00:11:21,784
- Yes!
- Yes!
319
00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:24,252
I-I mean, that's all
right. That's all right.
320
00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:26,476
Yeah, we-we'll get
'em. We-We'll get 'em.
321
00:11:29,186 --> 00:11:31,186
Oh no! She stole the ball from me!
322
00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,610
Why?!
323
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,145
It's hard to explain, Louise.
324
00:11:34,214 --> 00:11:36,281
Why does anyone steal
the ball from anyone?
325
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:38,449
Yeah, I just don't
want to lose, you know?
326
00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:40,785
- And go home so soon.
- Hey, Coach.
327
00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:42,787
Really sorry this game
might be over so quickly.
328
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:44,756
It's just hard to get
my girls to ease up.
329
00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:46,168
It's like telling a shark
330
00:11:46,192 --> 00:11:48,058
not to eat the saddest school of fish.
331
00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:49,660
- That's your team.
- Right.
332
00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:51,340
'Cause if you look at
them, they look really sad.
333
00:11:51,364 --> 00:11:52,941
- Right, right, right, yeah.
- And we're so strong.
334
00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:54,209
Yeah, I know. I got the analogy.
335
00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:55,777
Is there a problem
here? Hey, lady coach,
336
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:57,045
why don't you go dribble something, huh?
337
00:11:57,069 --> 00:11:58,769
I'm walking away because I want to.
338
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:00,971
Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.
339
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,807
I can't believe you
quit TSA: The Musical.
340
00:12:03,832 --> 00:12:06,657
What are you gonna do now,
just teach music to kids? Yuck.
341
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,735
Well, they won't have Matilda
Merkin to kick around anymore.
342
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,693
And their dumb CD player won't complain
343
00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:13,083
if they treat it like crap.
344
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,708
I hope it skips.
345
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,962
They're doing
the show to a recording?
346
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,907
That's Off-Broadway blasphemy.
347
00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:21,702
Yep. And they're gonna
burn in hell for it.
348
00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:23,259
Now, if you'll excuse me,
349
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,507
I'm going to improvise a sad song.
350
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:28,831
Um, piano bar manager meeting, Gene?
351
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,466
Did I just get promoted to manager?
352
00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:31,867
I'm not ready.
353
00:12:31,937 --> 00:12:33,970
We got to get Ms.
Merkin back in that show.
354
00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:35,772
Guys, I don't want to
crash your manager meeting,
355
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,498
but I was wondering if I could
just shadow Gene, maybe? Sit in?
356
00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,857
- Sure, sure.
- But, Mom,
357
00:12:39,882 --> 00:12:41,348
if we don't get her back in the show,
358
00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,106
she can live here with us forever.
359
00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:46,399
Piano bar every day and
all night, I'm assuming.
360
00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:47,590
Great managing, Gene.
361
00:12:47,615 --> 00:12:49,015
For the good of musicals everywhere,
362
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,473
we got to make this right.
363
00:12:50,498 --> 00:12:51,907
Fine.
364
00:12:51,932 --> 00:12:53,976
Uh, excuse me for a second.
365
00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:57,665
Just gonna take the phone
into the kitchen, here, now.
366
00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:00,196
Hey, while you're back there,
any chance I could get a burger?
367
00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:01,485
Oh, yeah, we make food.
368
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,208
Okay, got that out of my system.
369
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:05,200
Now, who likes Oklahoma!?
370
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:06,401
Ooh, ooh, me!
371
00:13:08,017 --> 00:13:10,150
- Out of my way. -
You got it, K-dog.
372
00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,208
Good hustle!
373
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,732
Just have fun out there!
374
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,204
Oh, God, not again.
375
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:17,876
Yes. I mean...
376
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:20,060
Oh, darn!
377
00:13:20,085 --> 00:13:21,185
That's 9-0.
378
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,917
Stage is set for a comeback.
379
00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:25,799
- Good hustle!
- Just have fun out there!
380
00:13:25,824 --> 00:13:27,335
I feel like they just
keep saying the same thing
381
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,592
over and over again.
382
00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:30,317
Hey, sideline, switch it up.
383
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,375
Yeah, you, mom jeans.
384
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,587
Shutouted coach says what?
385
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,235
- What?
- Yeah.
386
00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:37,530
Hey, Coach Christy, out of
curiosity, which one's your car?
387
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,723
I'll be right back. Dad,
can I borrow your keys?
388
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:39,913
Tina, no.
389
00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,148
Tina, let go.
390
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,629
What are you doing here?
391
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:47,237
Some lady called the theater
while we were rehearsing
392
00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,694
and said you wanted to come back,
393
00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:50,690
so we came because we want you back.
394
00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:53,193
- It was me, I'm the lady.
- Yeah, you are.
395
00:13:53,262 --> 00:13:54,827
What? I never said that.
396
00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:56,552
Matilda, we can't do
the show without you.
397
00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:58,485
We thought putting the
wig on the CD player
398
00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,910
would make it better,
but it just made it worse.
399
00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:03,658
I'm not coming back
unless Sheila apologizes.
400
00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:05,782
And I don't see her here, so...
401
00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:07,506
Oh, I'm here.
402
00:14:07,575 --> 00:14:09,108
But I'm not apologizing.
403
00:14:09,177 --> 00:14:10,843
Oh, my God, I love the theater.
404
00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:12,611
Is the game over?
405
00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:13,801
No, it's just halftime.
406
00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:15,558
So, how long is halftime?
407
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,662
If everyone's feeling good,
can we just skip it, or...
408
00:14:17,686 --> 00:14:19,451
You're running for the Porta Potties.
409
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,420
All right, talk to you when you get out.
410
00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:24,923
Well, better start
packing it in, huh, ladies?
411
00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:26,669
I hate getting shutouted.
412
00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:27,959
Me, too.
413
00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:29,528
I want to play the rest of the game.
414
00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:31,863
What? We're getting killed.
415
00:14:31,932 --> 00:14:34,010
- You want to keep going?
- Well, yeah, it's still fun.
416
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:35,679
I mean, I don't like
when the ball comes to me,
417
00:14:35,703 --> 00:14:36,856
but that's so rare.
418
00:14:36,881 --> 00:14:38,047
Even you, Jodi?
419
00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:39,921
I mean, you look terrified out there.
420
00:14:39,973 --> 00:14:42,007
Mm, I like it. Some people
go on roller coasters,
421
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:43,763
I sign up for soccer every year.
422
00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,387
It makes me feel alive.
423
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,766
I just wish we didn't
get shutouted every game.
424
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:50,358
W-Wait, you guys get
shutouted every game?
425
00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:52,662
Yeah. I don't even think they
had the rule until this season.
426
00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:54,019
They invented it just for us.
427
00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:55,787
- Halfway through our first game.
- Yeah.
428
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:58,456
The other name for getting shutouted
is getting Gold Dragon-ed.
429
00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:00,203
Which my dad says is
also something you used to
430
00:15:00,227 --> 00:15:02,338
be able to do in the Philippines
when he was in the Navy,
431
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:03,861
but I don't know what that means.
432
00:15:03,930 --> 00:15:05,796
It just would've been
nice to score one goal
433
00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:07,265
before the season's over.
434
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,510
Yeah, it would've been, Harley.
435
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:11,414
Uh, Dad, I can't
believe I'm saying this,
436
00:15:11,439 --> 00:15:13,480
but I don't want to get shutouted.
437
00:15:13,505 --> 00:15:15,305
Really? What about
Supreme Extreme Champions?
438
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,108
And the fact that we both hate this?
439
00:15:17,176 --> 00:15:19,509
Yeah, well, the other
girls want to keep playing,
440
00:15:19,578 --> 00:15:21,612
and I guess it makes me kind of sort of
441
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,214
want to finish the game, too.
442
00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:24,949
Those brave little idiots.
443
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:26,316
They are brave.
444
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,498
And extremely bad at soccer.
445
00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:31,221
So how do we not get shutouted?
446
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,624
I have no idea.
447
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,282
Second half starts in one minute.
448
00:15:35,307 --> 00:15:37,541
No paper in there, by the way. Anymore.
449
00:15:37,911 --> 00:15:39,911
Thirty seconds coaches.
450
00:15:39,936 --> 00:15:42,336
- All right, Gold, uh, huddle up.
- What do you got, Coach?
451
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:44,997
Oh, well, I-I feel like,
uh, a lot of the time,
452
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:47,689
when a team is behind, the-the
coach is supposed to give
453
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:50,826
a big speech about leaving
it all on the court.
454
00:15:50,895 --> 00:15:53,028
I mean, the-the grass court.
455
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,508
- What-what is this called?
- "Field," Coach.
456
00:15:54,532 --> 00:15:55,532
Really? "Field"?
457
00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:57,966
- What are we, farmers?
- I think it's "field," Coach.
458
00:15:58,035 --> 00:16:00,935
Right, right, field. Yeah, sorry.
Just sounded weird.
459
00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:02,203
Anyway...
460
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:04,506
Oh, wait! Louise, Mara, uh, come back.
461
00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,541
I-I just had a-a
coachy thought.
462
00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:08,176
- Little late, huh?
- Shh.
463
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,045
Mara, you're ready to get
out of the goal, right?
464
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,446
Yeah.
465
00:16:11,515 --> 00:16:13,481
Great, how about this: Mara's forward,
466
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,716
Louise, you be goalie.
467
00:16:15,785 --> 00:16:17,885
And here's the thing,
try and stop the ball
468
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:21,188
when it goes... come...
go toward you, in the goal.
469
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,746
Oh, God, Dad, no.
470
00:16:22,859 --> 00:16:24,379
It's just, I've seen you use your hands
471
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,204
at the restaurant, and
goalies use their hands,
472
00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:28,696
and you're good with your
hands, so you can do it.
473
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,418
Yeah, you slap stuff and people.
474
00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:32,676
I do slap stuff and people.
475
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,535
Okay, so let's do my plan.
476
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,136
Okay, Coach.
477
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,171
Coach, I backed you up on
that, but maybe in the future,
478
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:39,982
run stuff by me first,
before you say it out loud?
479
00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:42,063
Okay, Louise, now the
ball probably won't
480
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,287
come to you right away,
481
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:45,179
but it could in this quarter, so...
482
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,315
- Oh, no!
- Oh, no.
483
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,084
Oh, yeah!
484
00:16:55,156 --> 00:16:56,890
The steamroller. Louise,
485
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,659
- I have another coachy thought!
- Just shout it out!
486
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:01,194
Or you can discuss it
with your assistant first.
487
00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:02,896
Louise, the steamroller!
488
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,263
Oh, from the show!
489
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:06,155
Yes! It'll cut off her angle!
490
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,180
It's our only hope!
491
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,379
What the... ?
492
00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:16,509
Ah, ha, ha!
493
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,710
I've got it!
494
00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:19,612
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
495
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,247
Did Kayla not score?
496
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:23,515
Kayla, don't wipe that
dirt off your face!
497
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,995
You keep that on to
remind you of what you did!
498
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,305
What... what do I do now?
499
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,164
It, uh... throw it somewhere?
500
00:17:29,189 --> 00:17:31,724
- Kick it! Drop-kick that
son of a bitch! -
501
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,058
Wow, that hurt my foot.
502
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:34,459
Where were you?
503
00:17:34,528 --> 00:17:35,560
I play halfback.
504
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:36,895
I was halfway back.
505
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,630
Girls, don't throw grass like that.
506
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:39,864
You throw it like this!
507
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,199
Hey!
508
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,468
- Stop throwing grass.
- You stop it.
509
00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:46,104
You guys, get it together.
510
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:47,372
Uh, Gold Dragons?
511
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,040
- The ball?
- The ball?
512
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,708
Yeah! You-you can, uh...
513
00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:51,809
you know.
514
00:17:51,878 --> 00:17:52,810
Kick it?
515
00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:53,911
Mm-hmm.
516
00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:03,919
Guys, that's kind of distracting.
517
00:18:08,361 --> 00:18:09,661
Goal.
518
00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:11,828
- You did it!
- Hell yeah!
519
00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:13,063
Hell yeah, Walter!
520
00:18:13,132 --> 00:18:14,806
We didn't get shutouted!
521
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:18,068
Yeah!
522
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,137
Great job, girls!
523
00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:20,271
I'm coaching!
524
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:21,738
I'm actually coaching!
525
00:18:21,807 --> 00:18:23,641
Harley, I will fix your ponytail!
526
00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,664
Mara, let me take a
whack at those shoelaces!
527
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,054
Sami, you should live
528
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:29,079
with whichever parent
makes you feel safe!
529
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:30,446
Not bad, Coach.
530
00:18:30,515 --> 00:18:32,515
That one moment when
you were good at it.
531
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,851
It was a couple of really
good moments, technically.
532
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,853
Yeah! Oh, uh, forget
about that shoelace.
533
00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:38,166
You're-you're gonna
have to cut those off.
534
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,522
You got it, Coach.
535
00:18:39,606 --> 00:18:42,370
Fly, Pelican Brief, fly!
536
00:18:42,394 --> 00:18:43,554
Oh, right.
537
00:18:43,595 --> 00:18:44,994
We have to keep playing.
538
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:46,429
You're a musical midget.
539
00:18:46,498 --> 00:18:48,298
You're a doddering old diva.
540
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,032
This is the best day of my life.
541
00:18:50,101 --> 00:18:52,502
I know, but I'm worried
someone's gonna get killed.
542
00:18:52,571 --> 00:18:54,692
These are very sharp criticisms.
543
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,906
Oh, okay, okay, wait,
wait, hold on a second.
544
00:18:57,931 --> 00:19:00,943
This is Gene and Linda's Piano
Bar: Show Tunes and Mouth Foods.
545
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,600
And we like a little drama,
546
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,125
but we can't let two
veterans of the stage fight...
547
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,326
longer than you have
already been fighting.
548
00:19:07,351 --> 00:19:10,019
Ms. Merkin, did Sheila
ever have a good show?
549
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,154
Sure. Thousands.
550
00:19:12,179 --> 00:19:13,845
Literally. She's older than dirt.
551
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,158
And, Sheila, did Ms. Merkin ever
552
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:18,149
impress you with her impressive playing?
553
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:20,439
Mm, eh, Matilda's been good
554
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:23,198
since before she could
button her own bloomers.
555
00:19:23,223 --> 00:19:24,989
Wait, how long have you
two known each other?
556
00:19:25,102 --> 00:19:27,202
Forever. We're sisters.
557
00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:29,404
- What? - What?
- Ooh, hot.
558
00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:31,873
Oh, my God, you have to make up.
559
00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:33,964
You're a showbiz family,
like the Smuckers Brothers
560
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,787
or the Twisted Sisters.
561
00:19:35,812 --> 00:19:39,513
Oh, Sheila, I'm sorry if I
was late on a couple cues.
562
00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:42,083
Maybe I was jealous that you
were in the spotlight again.
563
00:19:42,108 --> 00:19:45,042
Oh, Matilda, I'm lost
without you backing me up.
564
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,567
I sing like an old barn
cat when you're not there.
565
00:19:47,592 --> 00:19:49,657
Hey, how about another
number from the show?
566
00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,325
"If You See Something, Sing Something"?
567
00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:53,861
- You know my key.
- G-ish?
568
00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:57,898
♪ If your bags were out of
your possession at any time ♪
569
00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,901
♪ It could be bad,
it could be fine... ♪
570
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,058
- Mom?
- Yeah?
571
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:03,837
Weren't you making Teddy a burger?
572
00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:06,874
Is it possible it's still on
the grill, and it's on fire?
573
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:08,754
- Oh, my God, Teddy's burger!
- Oh, God, oh, God.
574
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:11,278
Honestly, leaving you two alone,
575
00:20:11,303 --> 00:20:13,237
I thought it would be way worse.
576
00:20:13,262 --> 00:20:14,829
No, it's not a fire fire.
577
00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:16,671
They're just putting out the smoke.
578
00:20:16,696 --> 00:20:19,207
Uh-huh. Did you guys have fun?
579
00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:21,065
- Oh, it was the best.
- I'm a manager now.
580
00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:23,102
And I'm a manager in training. Eh...
581
00:20:23,127 --> 00:20:25,091
- What?
- Nothing. How was the game?
582
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,026
Great. We lost 21 to one.
583
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,595
Oh, that's good, honey.
584
00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:31,030
- Is that good?
- I don't know sports or math.
585
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,766
They gave their gosh darn all out there,
586
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:34,236
and we're gonna do it again next season.
587
00:20:34,261 --> 00:20:35,826
- Oh, yeah, maybe not.
- Oh, no.
588
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,618
But I can still assistant
coach again, right?
589
00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:39,149
Every damn day, Tina.
590
00:20:39,174 --> 00:20:40,372
I frickin' love you, man.
591
00:20:40,484 --> 00:20:42,351
Aw, you guys were having so much fun,
592
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,777
you don't even care that you're
missing the Supreme marathon.
593
00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:46,490
- Oh, my God!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!
594
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,325
No, the fire department
says we're not supposed
595
00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:50,216
to go upstairs... Oh, they're gone.
596
00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:53,364
♪ If your bags were out of
your possession at any time ♪
597
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:56,465
♪ It could be bad,
it could be fine ♪
598
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:59,512
♪ Don't leave it up
to the canine unit ♪
599
00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:02,204
♪ Security is fun and
we're all doin' it ♪
600
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:03,829
♪ If you see something,
sing something ♪
601
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,831
♪ Partner up and swing something ♪
602
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:08,600
♪ Let your voices ring if
you see a-something strange ♪
603
00:21:08,713 --> 00:21:11,013
♪ I see something suspicious ♪
604
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:12,304
Uh-oh.
605
00:21:12,329 --> 00:21:14,595
♪ Oh, you know I wish I didn't ♪
606
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:17,755
♪ But it's better if I sing it ♪
607
00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:20,114
♪ So everyone will
know it's a thing ♪
608
00:21:20,139 --> 00:21:23,073
♪ Like a shady guy, a weird
suitcase, something... ♪
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