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(Mary Jane)
Previously on Being Mary Jane...
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I'm sorry I was being
so hard on you.
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I spent so much time
fussing at you
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about what you were gonna
do with your life.
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I didn't take one second
to celebrate this baby,
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and I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
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Mary Jane, I'm with someone.
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Would you have married me
if I'd waited?
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You already know
the answer to that.
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Why can't you just say it?
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'Cause I don't want
to live in the past.
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- What the hell is that?
- David's sperm.
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(all) Oh.
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Mary Jane, really?
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Goodbye, David.
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And I really do hope
that you have a great life.
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[intense music]
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[sighs]
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[inhales deeply]
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[sighs]
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[somber music]
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[breathing heavily]
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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[moans softly]
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[sighing] Okay.
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[sighing]
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Hey, Starsky.
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Are you still looking for Hutch?
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[food rattling]
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Come on.
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Let's go look at some birds.
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[birds chirping]
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[glass shattering]
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[dog barking]
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(woman)
Like lullabies
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You are forever in my mind
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I see you
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[indistinct chatter]
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Shush, shush, shush.
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I am about to read
Walter Mosley's prose.
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- Oh!
- All right.
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[woman sighs]
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Many of us seek to make
our own lives better.
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We succeed often enough
when we have America behind us,
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but even if we make a good
living and buy a big house--
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shut up, Lisa--
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how can our lives
be seen as good
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when so many are starving
and suffering,
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ailing and disinherited?
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Well, I could share
my delicious lamb.
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[laughter]
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- Aw.
- I'm not sharing mine.
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We had a context: our own.
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Before de-segregation,
we had to do it all.
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Skilled laborers,
professionals, entrepreneurs.
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I'm so tired of people
making it seem like
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it was this,
like, black utopia.
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Okay, there was still violence.
There was still lynchings.
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- There was still Jim Crow laws.
- Edu-cation.
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- Here we go.
- "Edu."
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- Edu-cation.
- Education.
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(Mary Jane) Education!
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No, no. Education. See?
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- What about it?
- Bill Cosby was right.
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We failed ourselves
when we gave up on education.
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We just don't want
to talk about it.
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(woman) Mm-hmm.
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Well, I think that
we are misusing religion
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to our own detriment.
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I mean, actively
waiting on Jesus to save us.
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Yeah.
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I am so tired of people
attacking the church.
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The church has been
the cornerstone of our survival
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and success
for all these years.
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- That's our context.
- You know what?
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(Kara)
They're not thinking about you.
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That's the problem
with you people.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Be black at home,
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and when you step out that door, be
American, and go get your money.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Somebody take her drink, her book,
and her black visitor's pass.
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Uh-uh; don't even
play me like that.
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(woman) Just step outside.
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You can look at this
"gadonky-donk"
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right up in here
and see Africa.
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- All right.
- I see Uganda.
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(man) I saw a little Africa.
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Black people
are not doing that bad.
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Come on, now.
Honestly, listen.
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Would you rather
be working class in America
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or in Africa?
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(Mary Jane)
America
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- We're gonna say America--
- I can't answer.
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(all)
America
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God shed his...
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[song becomes garbled]
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- Oh, she drinking too.
- I know.
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She needs to put that in--
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Forget about our context
in America, okay.
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We are America. All right?
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Everything in this country
we contributed.
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Now, I'm not just talking
about the simple fact that we
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built the actual infrastructure
that the country sits on.
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I'm talking jazz.
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We did that.
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Hip-hop. We did that, okay?
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(Chris) Soul food?
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Okay, I'll give them apple pie,
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but everything else?
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We did that.
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Soul food is actually the only
genuine American cuisine.
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What's up?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You're late.
- Good to see you, man.
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- Good to see you, too, man.
- Hey, you. Sorry.
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(Mary Jane)
I wish you would just stop.
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- I've given up on Chris.
- My man.
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(Valerie) At least, with the pen, it
looks a little more sophisticated.
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Yeah, it's funny, Letta, how
you have a dinner party
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trying to free yourself
from a shackled thought,
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and you can't see that
what you're drinking and eating
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is doing more damage
than what they're smoking.
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Sugar's the biggest
drug trade going, okay?
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Investigate that.
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Get that out to the people.
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I need to pour another drink
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just to deal with what the hell
you just said.
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[laughter]
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Ah! What the--whoa.
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- You got problems.
- Yeah, okay.
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- No, no. Our brother.
- Okay.
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(Mary Jane)
Perfect example of a black man
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who made one bad
business mistake.
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One. One. One mistake.
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- One for us is one too many.
- Yeah, okay.
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But look here, Letta.
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Our father was Advantage
Airlines' first black COO.
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Okay, first Patterson
to go to college.
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First Patterson to move
on the bougie block.
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Now, I'm told those are leaps
and bounds Superman can't make,
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but as great as our father is,
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he still lived back in the day
when America was on the come-up.
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What we fail to realize
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is that America had room
to grow back then,
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and when you have room to grow,
you have a robust economy,
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and anybody
with an education and will
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can get a piece of the pie.
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We're all tapped out now.
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No new frontiers,
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and while we are having
these "dinner parties,"
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hoping that these degrees
will help us figure out
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how to overcome what oppression
has done to us,
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everybody else
is snatching up what's left
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of America's economy.
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Okay. Time's up.
What's your point?
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[laughter]
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I say we pull a group
of investors together, okay?
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Fund a lobbyist group
to legalize marijuana
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in the state of Georgia,
fund some dispensaries,
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and sit back
and count our cash.
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Wrong. Wrong. Okay, look.
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Our father achieved everything
he had because he wanted it.
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He wanted more
for his family,
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and he wanted more
for himself.
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That's the same kind of spirit that
changed the laws in this country.
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- No, no.
- Yeah, no.
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That's the same kind of spirit
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that changed the laws
in this country.
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She's right.
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We used to have
a spirit about us,
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and we need that spirit back,
'cause we have a brother
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who also went to Morehouse
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who babysits movie trailers
for a living.
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(Mary Jane)
And I can't enjoy any of this.
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I can't stop
and smell the roses,
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knowing his ass
is sitting out there.
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(Paul Jr.) Well, see, sister?
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That says more about you
than it does about him.
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Is that you keeping it real?
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- Does it not?
- Okay.
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- Does it not?
- Okay. Okay.
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Let me be really,
really, really real.
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(Paul Jr.) Please. Please do.
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I would have used your ass
as an example,
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but you're sitting here.
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(Paul Jr.) Wow.
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Yeah.
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You sling your penis
to every MILF
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in Virginia-Highland
to push off a dime bag.
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Mary Jane, come on.
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(Paul Jr.) Wow.
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You whack off
in your parents' house.
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I'ma let you have that one,
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'cause you're in front of your
peoples, but you might--
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You're gonna let me have it
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'cause I'm in front
of my peoples?
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How about you're gonna
let me have it
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'cause I'm in
my own damn house?
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- Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh...
- Oh, wow.
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Wow. Now I see why David...
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Yeah.
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Doesn't want you.
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Now I see why he's
with that white chick.
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[man whistles] (man) Okay.
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[man clears throat]
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Uh... [laughs]
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You know, I--I watch those
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Animal Planet shows
with my kids,
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and this particular episode,
this mandarin duck
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was encouraging
her seven ducklings--
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and I mean,
like, new-newly born--
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within 24 hours,
to leap out of...
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uh, their--their nest,
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and all of them
land safely, except for one,
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and now I'm curious.
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What is the mother gonna do?
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So she stares at the hurt
duckling for, like, a minute,
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and then she turns around,
and she heads towards the water,
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and the other ducklings
just follow her.
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They don't even,
like, take a second look.
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And then the kids start crying,
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and I tried to explain to them
that it's just nature.
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You know, in order
for the six ducklings
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to have a chance at life,
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the mother can't go back
to help just the one.
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It's... it's survival.
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- That's deep.
- Pretty good, right?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Val, did you just
compare my brothers
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to some damn ducks?
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No, I was trying
to give you a story--
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Of all the things
to reference,
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why not choose something
from the book?
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You know, like
the reason we're here.
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Well, when you're invited
to the party two days before,
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it doesn't really give you
a chance to read the book.
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It's 100 pages.
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You could have read it
on the toilet.
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Well, I don't have the leisure
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of sitting around
on a toilet to read.
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Okay.
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(woman) Why don't
we just move on?
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[all talking at once]
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Somebody take the drink away.
For real.
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I didn't even know
she was drunk.
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- She's drunk, all right.
- I'm sorry, no.
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Let's be honest.
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You don't have time
to use the bathroom.
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Do you realize
that every opinion
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that you have,
258
00:10:14,576 --> 00:10:17,241
every story that you tell,
259
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,949
every quip you
throw out there
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is based on you being
a wife and a mother?
261
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,900
Well, perhaps
that's my context.
262
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,408
Okay.
263
00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:28,033
You know, what do you even
have us here for?
264
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:30,658
Huh, Mary Jane?
So that you can insult me?
265
00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:31,949
I'll tell you, Val,
266
00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:33,158
because I wanted to know
267
00:10:33,159 --> 00:10:34,699
what the hell
was going on with David,
268
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,283
but since I'm done
with his ass,
269
00:10:36,284 --> 00:10:37,991
and really, you guys
are his friends,
270
00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:39,325
I should be done
with your ass as well.
271
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:41,074
(Kara) MJ...
272
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,033
And honestly, honey,
I'm surprised you're even out
273
00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,074
because Chris never
lets you go anywhere.
274
00:10:45,075 --> 00:10:46,575
- Mary Jane!
- What?
275
00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:49,824
We can talk about my brother
being a security guard.
276
00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:51,575
We can have laughs at that,
277
00:10:51,576 --> 00:10:53,824
but we can't talk about Chris
putting her on a leash?
278
00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:56,782
You are so sad.
279
00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:58,782
[retching] Oh, goodness.
280
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,782
All right, baby girl.
281
00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:02,658
That's it.
282
00:11:02,659 --> 00:11:04,033
Drink that Pedialyte.
283
00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,609
- I left it by your bed, okay?
- I will.
284
00:11:09,075 --> 00:11:11,283
Sleep in tomorrow, all right?
285
00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:13,325
Monday's 30 hours away.
286
00:11:13,326 --> 00:11:14,866
I will.
287
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,116
[sighs]
288
00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:17,782
And hey--
289
00:11:17,783 --> 00:11:20,658
don't beat yourself up.
290
00:11:20,659 --> 00:11:22,824
You are allowed
to take twice as long
291
00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:27,033
untangling your heart from him
as you spent loving him.
292
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,575
It's the Grand Canyon theory.
293
00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,116
I need to lay down,
294
00:11:30,117 --> 00:11:31,575
and I need you
to stop talking,
295
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:32,824
and I need you to go home.
296
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,617
Okay.
297
00:11:34,618 --> 00:11:36,025
Call me.
298
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,908
(man)
Reach out and touch faith
299
00:11:43,909 --> 00:11:44,908
Faith
300
00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:52,909
301
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:03,991
Your own personal Jesus
302
00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:06,241
303
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,366
Someone to hear your prayers
304
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,366
[retching]
305
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:13,074
306
00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:18,158
Your own personal Jesus
307
00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:21,033
308
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,776
Someone to hear your prayers
309
00:12:23,783 --> 00:12:25,533
Someone who's there
310
00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:33,534
311
00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:39,116
Feeling unknown
and you're all alone
312
00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:42,991
Flesh and bone
by the telephone
313
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,617
Lift up the receiver
314
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,991
I'll make you a believer
315
00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:49,283
316
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:50,908
Yes!
317
00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:54,283
Take second best,
put me to the test
318
00:12:54,284 --> 00:12:55,450
Things on your chest
319
00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:57,908
We need to confess
320
00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:00,199
I'll deliver, you know
321
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,158
I'm a forgiver
322
00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:07,033
323
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:09,158
Reach out and touch faith
324
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:14,617
325
00:13:14,618 --> 00:13:17,526
Reach out and touch faith
326
00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:20,841
Mm.
327
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,674
We need to keep our eye
on the business sector.
328
00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:23,883
Mm-mm.
329
00:13:23,884 --> 00:13:25,716
Finance mumbo-jumbo's
Archie show.
330
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,632
No, I'm talking
about the profile approach.
331
00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,508
Like these Snapchat guys.
332
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,758
Who turns down
a $3 billion cash offer?
333
00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,049
Crazy.
334
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,008
White boys.
335
00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,626
Ooh.
336
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:39,175
We should get
Sheldon Dewitt on.
337
00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:41,758
He hasn't given an interview to
anybody, not print or otherwise.
338
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:43,091
- He's retired.
- So?
339
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,632
These guys are still
in the game.
340
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,883
We need to tap
into the tech world more.
341
00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:48,300
Up our male viewers.
342
00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:49,300
That's what we got to do.
343
00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:51,216
Males.
344
00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:52,799
Uh-oh. What'd I say?
345
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,425
I just don't feel like
I know everything.
346
00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:58,883
Kara, there--he couldn't
possibly want her like that.
347
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:00,508
Oh, my God.
We're talking about David?
348
00:14:00,509 --> 00:14:02,508
I just feel like
I need closure.
349
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,216
Like, if I knew why,
then I could let him go.
350
00:14:06,217 --> 00:14:08,924
He's with somebody else, Mama.
That's why.
351
00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:10,883
When he came over that night,
he didn't want to leave.
352
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,966
He wanted to stay, Kara.
353
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,258
Okay.
354
00:14:13,259 --> 00:14:15,425
I think he wants me back,
355
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:17,716
but I just pushed him too far.
356
00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:19,258
I can't.
357
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,966
And, you know, you could go
down this road with me
358
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,300
just a little bit.
- You know what?
359
00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:23,716
I've been down that road,
360
00:14:23,717 --> 00:14:25,091
and I'm just trying
to save you the trouble.
361
00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:26,508
Mm-hmm.
362
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:28,632
Do you still think about John?
[scoffs]
363
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:29,799
Not much anymore.
364
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,626
Not even on the horny days?
365
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:34,008
No, because a good friend
of mine told me
366
00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:36,924
that dipping into archival penis
can be tricky on the heart.
367
00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:38,833
- I said that?
- Yeah. You did.
368
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:42,258
And don't go there again,
so come back to me.
369
00:14:42,259 --> 00:14:43,626
We got work to do, okay?
370
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,425
[sighs]
371
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,632
(woman)
Coming up on Rehab Addict...
372
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:50,258
This house is so busted.
373
00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:52,292
[both laughing]
374
00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:55,883
Oh, hey, Grandma.
375
00:14:55,884 --> 00:14:57,133
Did you need something?
376
00:14:57,134 --> 00:14:58,626
Who are you,
377
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,709
and why are you
in my house unannounced?
378
00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:04,300
Grandma, this is Shelley.
379
00:15:04,301 --> 00:15:05,626
Treyvion's godmother.
380
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,758
[laughs]
Well, you're never around.
381
00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:09,674
Forgot what you look like.
382
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,175
But you still
have to be announced
383
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:15,632
so that she can learn
some manners and ask,
384
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,626
instead of assuming
385
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,632
you can do whatever
you want in my house.
386
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:23,258
Why you always trying
to embarrass me?
387
00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:24,758
I don't have to do that.
388
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:29,467
You do a great job yourself,
and it's "why are you."
389
00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:31,799
Use a verb sometime.
390
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,417
Girl, just go.
391
00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:41,716
Why are you so hateful to me?
392
00:15:41,717 --> 00:15:45,966
Niecy, I am tired of all
you grown-ass people
393
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:49,626
laying around this house
waiting for me to pay the heat.
394
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:51,216
Get a job.
395
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,008
Isabelle is a month old.
396
00:15:53,009 --> 00:15:56,300
So is that why all you
young girls get pregnant,
397
00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:58,341
so you can avoid working?
398
00:15:58,342 --> 00:16:00,341
Grandma...
399
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:02,632
I told you I'm starting
nursing school in the fall.
400
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,008
We've talked about this.
401
00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:06,341
And until then, what?
402
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:08,091
What does that plan
look like, Niecy?
403
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,674
- Me moving out.
- When?
404
00:16:10,675 --> 00:16:12,383
Where are you going to go?
405
00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:15,508
How soon can you get there?
406
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:18,216
Oh, Niecy, Niecy, Niecy.
407
00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:21,799
You have two kids
by two different men,
408
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,924
and neither
one of 'em is here
409
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:28,667
to pack your ungrateful,
disrespectful behind up.
410
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:30,674
I can't stand you.
411
00:16:30,675 --> 00:16:32,091
Oh, good.
412
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,049
And you just tell that
to all the folks that care
413
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,133
on the other side
of this door.
414
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,334
My door.
415
00:16:39,176 --> 00:16:40,467
Whatever.
416
00:16:40,468 --> 00:16:42,917
"Whatever" my ass.
417
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,467
(man) Well, if you're feeling
418
00:16:46,468 --> 00:16:48,049
like there are too many
pressures
419
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,674
and demands on you,
you're not alone.
420
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,508
Everyone experiences stress
at times:
421
00:16:52,509 --> 00:16:55,632
adults, teens, and even kids.
422
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:57,841
But there are ways
to minimize stress
423
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,632
and manage the stress
424
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:02,341
that is or seems to be
unavoidable.
425
00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:04,008
Stress is a feeling
426
00:17:04,009 --> 00:17:06,758
that's created when we
react to particular events.
427
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,883
Its' the body's way
of rising to a challenge
428
00:17:08,884 --> 00:17:10,924
and preparing
to meet a tough situation
429
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:12,841
with strength, stamina, focus...
430
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:13,841
[cell phone chimes]
431
00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:15,383
And a heightened alertness.
432
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:16,716
The events
that provoke stress are--
433
00:17:16,717 --> 00:17:18,966
Oh! Shoot.
434
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,383
(Mary Jane) Okay, so if you add
being 30 minutes late to the list,
435
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:25,883
I can just give you one huge,
universal apology.
436
00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:28,008
Valerie, I am truly sorry.
437
00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:29,091
I really am.
438
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:31,175
How could you do that to me?
439
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,833
Insult me like that?
440
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,133
I'm jealous of you.
441
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:38,258
It's really hard
to be around you and Chris.
442
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:39,841
You know, publicly, yes,
443
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,383
everyone knows that I
am your biggest cheerleader,
444
00:17:42,384 --> 00:17:45,632
but privately, girl,
445
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:48,341
sometimes I hate the fact
that you have it all,
446
00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:50,049
and it makes me a little...
447
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,467
I have all that I want
because I work at it
448
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:53,883
and because he works at it.
449
00:17:53,884 --> 00:17:55,841
That's kind of how it works,
450
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,125
but we're not special.
451
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:01,049
You can't have my life.
452
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:04,049
It's mine. Go get yours.
453
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,467
No, I'm clear.
454
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,632
I want the life that you
have on Instagram,
455
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:10,542
because that looks awesome.
456
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,258
That's because I
didn't post the fight
457
00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:17,632
that we had on our way
to your dinner party.
458
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,375
You should have.
It would have helped.
459
00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:23,883
Do you know how they met?
460
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:26,258
[stammering]
I mean, just--if you just--
461
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:29,133
if you just tell me--
how did they meet?
462
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:31,258
Wow, so you didn't come here
to say you're sorry.
463
00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:33,467
You just came to get
more information from me.
464
00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:35,674
No, I just want--
I want closure
465
00:18:35,675 --> 00:18:37,383
is what I want, and I just
can't seem to get it.
466
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,425
Well, then call him. Ask him.
467
00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:41,216
I'm asking you.
468
00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:43,674
What do you know about them?
469
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:45,300
I mean, it's like she
sprang out of nowhere,
470
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:48,383
and--I mean,
unless he was dating her
471
00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:49,632
while he was still seeing me.
472
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,258
- Is that it?
- Look.
473
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:52,632
You can tell me.
I can take it.
474
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,258
I don't know much
about her, okay?
475
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,668
I'm just getting to know her.
476
00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:58,584
Fine.
477
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:02,966
Okay, so can you tell me
why did they decide
478
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,924
to move in together
so quickly?
479
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,133
Well, he just bought a house.
480
00:19:06,134 --> 00:19:09,883
David has been methodical
about everything in his life.
481
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,258
We were together three years.
482
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,883
He didn't even suggest
that I move in with him.
483
00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:14,091
He didn't have a house.
484
00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:15,626
You know what I mean, Val.
485
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,467
What is it about her?
486
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,674
Are they getting married,
487
00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,966
and no one wants to be
the one to tell me?
488
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,175
Are they already married?
489
00:19:24,176 --> 00:19:26,626
Is she pregnant?
Is she--is she dying?
490
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,216
Is she--
is she super rich?
491
00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:29,216
- What is it...
- You know what?
492
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:30,674
About her?
493
00:19:30,675 --> 00:19:32,841
I really can't talk to you
about this.
494
00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:35,501
I'm--I'm sorry.
495
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,042
Fine.
496
00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,632
I have a--
I do have a question,
497
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,341
and it's doctor-related.
498
00:19:45,342 --> 00:19:46,833
Sure.
499
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:49,918
This morning,
when I woke up...
500
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,584
I had peed in the bed.
501
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,175
Mary Jane, you know what?
502
00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:57,632
You're stressed.
503
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:58,924
What I saw at the party
504
00:19:58,925 --> 00:20:01,425
and what you're
telling me now...
505
00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:02,709
maybe you need a vacation.
506
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:06,008
Yeah, 'cause that's
exactly what Jamaica needs.
507
00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:07,383
One more single black female.
508
00:20:07,384 --> 00:20:09,091
Thank you. Thank you, doctor.
509
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:11,258
You know what,
and I'm sorry, Valerie.
510
00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:13,591
I am truly, truly sorry,
511
00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:15,758
and I'm sorry that I said Chris
doesn't let you go anywhere,
512
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:18,383
because clearly you get out.
513
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,709
This is--decisions,
decisions.
514
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,799
[melancholy music]
515
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:34,750
516
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,632
[phone buzzing]
517
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:47,799
518
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,799
[phone ringing]
519
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:58,800
520
00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:09,383
[clears throat]
521
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:10,833
Hello?
522
00:21:13,342 --> 00:21:14,626
Where are you?
523
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,924
524
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:19,924
[indistinct intercom chatter]
525
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:27,833
526
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,446
[baby crying]
527
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,286
Watch my floors.
528
00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:43,404
[baby fussing]
529
00:21:47,329 --> 00:21:48,702
You can go in there.
530
00:21:48,703 --> 00:21:49,903
[quietly] Okay.
531
00:21:52,496 --> 00:21:54,786
(Mary Jane) Niecy, the kids out
on MARTA all times of the night
532
00:21:54,787 --> 00:21:56,328
is not a good idea.
533
00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:58,453
(Niecy) I do it all the time.
534
00:21:58,454 --> 00:22:00,702
Sometimes I just need to get
out of that house.
535
00:22:00,703 --> 00:22:02,078
Get some peace.
536
00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:03,411
Hear myself think.
537
00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:05,453
Treyvion loves it.
538
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:07,370
I get him some ice cream.
539
00:22:07,371 --> 00:22:09,453
I read to him.
540
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,161
He thinks I'm the best mommy
in the world,
541
00:22:12,162 --> 00:22:13,869
and all I have is $5
in my pocket.
542
00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,786
All right, this is where
you guys are gonna be staying,
543
00:22:15,787 --> 00:22:17,119
but wait--just--
544
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,744
I got to take the silk
duvet off first.
545
00:22:18,745 --> 00:22:20,370
Okay?
546
00:22:20,371 --> 00:22:22,286
(Niecy) But, to him,
547
00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:24,203
I'm still the best.
548
00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:26,195
Thank you, Auntie. [sniffs]
549
00:22:27,162 --> 00:22:28,953
It's okay.
550
00:22:28,954 --> 00:22:31,203
[sighs]
551
00:22:31,204 --> 00:22:34,237
[sobbing quietly]
552
00:22:35,412 --> 00:22:42,904
It's okay. It's okay.
553
00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:47,119
And then she was like,
554
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,702
"Why do you got to be
a fake nurse
555
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:51,786
when you can
be a real nurse?"
556
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,078
It's like, damn.
557
00:22:53,079 --> 00:22:54,578
I'm trying to do
something with my life,
558
00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:56,245
and she started
kicking me down.
559
00:22:56,246 --> 00:22:58,078
I could be making
$20 an hour.
560
00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:59,786
I ain't never made
that kind of money before.
561
00:22:59,787 --> 00:23:02,702
If I know my mom,
she was like,
562
00:23:02,703 --> 00:23:04,786
"If you're gonna go
to school, Niecy,"
563
00:23:04,787 --> 00:23:07,245
"go to school.
Don't play at it."
564
00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:09,578
"It's all a hustle.
565
00:23:09,579 --> 00:23:11,702
"After it's all said and done,
566
00:23:11,703 --> 00:23:16,702
"you're gonna be paying them
$50,000 for a piece of paper
567
00:23:16,703 --> 00:23:19,994
that authorizes you
to wipe somebody's ass."
568
00:23:19,995 --> 00:23:22,495
"You got to work
at it, Niecy.
569
00:23:22,496 --> 00:23:23,702
"If you want an education,
570
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,161
"there's no getting
around that.
571
00:23:25,162 --> 00:23:26,286
"You got to study.
572
00:23:26,287 --> 00:23:28,702
"You got to add and subtract.
573
00:23:28,703 --> 00:23:30,695
"Divide. Multiply.
574
00:23:30,703 --> 00:23:32,578
"You got to figure out
what X is
575
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,537
and carry the one
to a better life."
576
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,953
Ugh.
577
00:23:36,954 --> 00:23:39,786
It's like she always
has something to say.
578
00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:41,869
Oh, trust me. I know.
579
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:45,537
It's just that the LVN
program is a year.
580
00:23:45,538 --> 00:23:46,994
I told her I will pay her back.
581
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:48,495
Nursing school?
582
00:23:48,496 --> 00:23:50,286
Four years
with an associate's,
583
00:23:50,287 --> 00:23:53,119
which I don't have,
584
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,911
and it'll be six years for me,
585
00:23:54,912 --> 00:23:56,537
and I don't have
that kind of time.
586
00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:58,613
Do you have that kind
of money?
587
00:24:01,703 --> 00:24:03,744
Do you even want
to be a nurse, Niecy?
588
00:24:03,745 --> 00:24:07,028
Auntie, I just had
baby number two.
589
00:24:09,204 --> 00:24:11,446
How much is the LVN tuition?
590
00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:19,154
[cell phone ringing]
591
00:24:24,787 --> 00:24:26,953
- Hey, girl.
- Hey.
592
00:24:26,954 --> 00:24:28,328
You have five minutes?
593
00:24:28,329 --> 00:24:29,495
(Mary Jane) I do.
594
00:24:29,496 --> 00:24:31,328
Okay, so listen to everything
595
00:24:31,329 --> 00:24:33,453
before you answer, okay?
596
00:24:33,454 --> 00:24:35,328
Are you still in the office?
597
00:24:35,329 --> 00:24:38,119
I am, but it's not the kind
of "feel sorry for me",
598
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,286
"I'm still at the office
because I have no life,
599
00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:42,786
or because I'm avoiding
my empty house."
600
00:24:42,787 --> 00:24:44,495
They just have more food here,
quite frankly,
601
00:24:44,496 --> 00:24:47,078
so I don't have to do dishes,
602
00:24:47,079 --> 00:24:48,578
and I win.
603
00:24:48,579 --> 00:24:51,911
Anyway, enough
about my yummy noodles.
604
00:24:51,912 --> 00:24:57,578
Do you remember when Amy Robach
had a mammogram on live TV
605
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,029
for Good Morning America?
606
00:24:59,954 --> 00:25:01,328
Hello?
607
00:25:01,329 --> 00:25:03,161
You told me
not to say anything.
608
00:25:03,162 --> 00:25:05,702
- Do you remember?
- Of course.
609
00:25:05,703 --> 00:25:09,495
Okay, so in that spirit,
I think you should go
610
00:25:09,496 --> 00:25:12,161
through the process
of freezing your eggs,
611
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,953
and my sister was telling me
that three of her girlfriends
612
00:25:14,954 --> 00:25:16,696
are doing it, okay?
613
00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:18,945
It's like the modern-day
woman's insurance policy.
614
00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:21,529
I'll do it.
615
00:25:23,496 --> 00:25:25,286
Seriously?
616
00:25:25,287 --> 00:25:30,203
I--I have, like, a whole page
of notes to sell you on this.
617
00:25:30,204 --> 00:25:31,786
No, I've wanted to do it.
618
00:25:31,787 --> 00:25:33,869
I just didn't want to write
that $15,000 check.
619
00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:35,161
(Kara) Okay. All right.
620
00:25:35,162 --> 00:25:39,203
So if I convince the network
to cover the cost,
621
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,370
- you will do this?
- Done.
622
00:25:41,371 --> 00:25:44,286
Oh, my God.
623
00:25:44,287 --> 00:25:46,119
Wow. All right.
624
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,903
Well, then I'm just gonna eat
my yummy noodles and go home.
625
00:25:49,745 --> 00:25:51,161
- Good night.
- Bye, baby.
626
00:25:51,162 --> 00:25:52,453
I love you.
627
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,337
Yes!
628
00:25:58,745 --> 00:26:01,237
[sighs]
629
00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:15,945
[indistinct TV chatter]
630
00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:29,161
(man)
Everything stores inside,
631
00:26:29,162 --> 00:26:30,988
which makes it the ultimate
space-saver!
632
00:26:33,037 --> 00:26:35,994
[Fr?re Jacques playing softly]
633
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:43,903
634
00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:08,696
Hi.
635
00:27:08,703 --> 00:27:10,036
Oh...
636
00:27:10,037 --> 00:27:13,411
Fr?re Jacques,
Fr?re Jacques
637
00:27:13,412 --> 00:27:16,537
Dormez vous? Dormez vous?
638
00:27:16,538 --> 00:27:18,786
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah
639
00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,203
Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah
640
00:27:20,204 --> 00:27:21,702
Isabel
641
00:27:21,703 --> 00:27:23,203
You're my belle
642
00:27:23,204 --> 00:27:25,994
You're my belle
643
00:27:25,995 --> 00:27:28,078
644
00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:30,119
Oh. Oh.
645
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:34,702
(David) Hello? Hello?
646
00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:36,161
Mary Jane, is that you?
647
00:27:36,162 --> 00:27:39,328
[baby fussing]
648
00:27:39,329 --> 00:27:46,078
649
00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,078
I butt-dialed David
650
00:27:48,079 --> 00:27:50,036
I butt-dialed David
651
00:27:50,037 --> 00:27:53,161
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
652
00:27:53,162 --> 00:27:56,119
Why is he with Ana?
Pasty white girl Ana?
653
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,903
He should be with me
654
00:28:02,429 --> 00:28:03,718
We all know we should drink
655
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,661
eight glasses of water a day
for healthy hydration,
656
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:09,851
but plain water
can be so boring.
657
00:28:09,852 --> 00:28:11,768
A lemon wedge adds
a bit of zing,
658
00:28:11,769 --> 00:28:14,518
but too often, it also adds
nasty microbes
659
00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:16,059
like E. coli, fecal matter,
660
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:19,726
and Candida, a fungus
commonly found in the vagina.
661
00:28:19,727 --> 00:28:21,684
So before your bartender
shoves a lemon wedge
662
00:28:21,685 --> 00:28:24,768
into your bottle of beer,
watch Karen Michelle's report.
663
00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:27,143
(Karen) Researchers for the
Journal of Environmental Health
664
00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:30,351
swabbed 76 lemons
from 21 restaurants
665
00:28:30,352 --> 00:28:32,642
collected during 43 visits
666
00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:35,226
and found that
a whopping 70% of them
667
00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:37,351
produced microbial growth.
668
00:28:37,352 --> 00:28:39,268
And while the researchers
couldn't pinpoint
669
00:28:39,269 --> 00:28:41,642
the exact origins
of the microorganisms,
670
00:28:41,643 --> 00:28:43,351
they speculated
they may have come
671
00:28:43,352 --> 00:28:45,809
from the restaurant employee
or raw meat
672
00:28:45,810 --> 00:28:48,477
or poultry contamination,
among other sources.
673
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:50,351
The results of our study
674
00:28:50,352 --> 00:28:53,642
indicate that a wide variety
of microorganisms may survive
675
00:28:53,643 --> 00:28:56,185
on the flesh and the rind
of a sliced lemon...
676
00:28:56,186 --> 00:28:58,809
(David) Hello? Mary
Jane, is that you?
677
00:28:58,810 --> 00:29:00,018
[heartbeat pounding]
678
00:29:00,019 --> 00:29:01,477
- Hello?
- Mary Jane?
679
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,143
- You're live in five.
- Honey, who is it?
680
00:29:03,144 --> 00:29:04,251
- Four.
- You're live.
681
00:29:04,252 --> 00:29:05,185
- It's Mary Jane.
- In three.
682
00:29:05,186 --> 00:29:06,642
- What?
- Two.
683
00:29:06,643 --> 00:29:08,059
Everything okay?
684
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,843
You guys got five minutes?
685
00:29:10,727 --> 00:29:11,851
Just five minutes.
686
00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:13,642
I'm so sorry to intrude.
687
00:29:13,643 --> 00:29:14,793
Yeah. Come in.
688
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:15,934
Yeah.
689
00:29:15,935 --> 00:29:17,469
Great.
690
00:29:18,894 --> 00:29:20,210
All right. Don't judge me.
691
00:29:20,211 --> 00:29:21,351
The kids are still awake.
692
00:29:21,352 --> 00:29:23,477
We had traffic coming home.
693
00:29:23,478 --> 00:29:26,934
Boys, this is mommy's friend
Miss Mary Jane.
694
00:29:26,935 --> 00:29:28,059
- She's on the news.
- Hello.
695
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,393
- Hello.
- Hi.
696
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,976
(Valerie) She knew you
when you were babies.
697
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,185
- Yeah.
- Oh.
698
00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:34,059
Hurry--hurry up and eat.
699
00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:36,101
We got to go to bed, right?
700
00:29:36,102 --> 00:29:37,477
(Mary Jane)
Again, I am really sorry
701
00:29:37,478 --> 00:29:39,893
about intruding; it's--
702
00:29:39,894 --> 00:29:43,018
but I read this article
about David's new business,
703
00:29:43,019 --> 00:29:46,518
and in that article,
they talk about his success
704
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:49,302
through the development
of talent.
705
00:29:50,269 --> 00:29:52,268
Is Ana that talent?
706
00:29:52,269 --> 00:29:53,518
Is that how they met,
707
00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:55,185
and was it during
our first breakup?
708
00:29:55,186 --> 00:29:56,210
- Chris?
- Done?
709
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,310
- Because I'm done.
- Done.
710
00:29:57,311 --> 00:29:58,642
- Done?
- Done too.
711
00:29:58,643 --> 00:30:00,101
(Chris) All right.
Let's get out of here.
712
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,310
All right. Everybody get up.
713
00:30:01,311 --> 00:30:02,418
I'll see you guys in a bit.
714
00:30:02,419 --> 00:30:03,477
- Good night, guys.
- Good night.
715
00:30:03,478 --> 00:30:05,584
- Love you.
- Night, Mom.
716
00:30:05,585 --> 00:30:06,684
You see?
717
00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:08,059
This is what I was
talking about.
718
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,143
This is what I was just
telling you about.
719
00:30:10,144 --> 00:30:11,726
This is why I didn't want
to go to her house.
720
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:12,851
(Valerie) Okay. Thank you.
721
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,435
This right here.
722
00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:16,101
Look.
723
00:30:16,102 --> 00:30:18,059
I feel really stupid
724
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,809
standing in your house
right now,
725
00:30:19,810 --> 00:30:21,851
but I need closure
more than I need my pride,
726
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:24,059
so, Chris?
727
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:25,226
Is that how they met?
728
00:30:25,227 --> 00:30:26,642
Is she the talent,
729
00:30:26,643 --> 00:30:28,018
and was it during
our first breakup?
730
00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:29,934
- Okay, can we please tell her?
- Val, absolutely not.
731
00:30:29,935 --> 00:30:32,601
Val, you are my friend.
732
00:30:32,602 --> 00:30:33,726
This is their business.
733
00:30:33,727 --> 00:30:35,268
It has nothing to do with us.
734
00:30:35,269 --> 00:30:36,726
(Mary Jane) Well, you
guys are my friends,
735
00:30:36,727 --> 00:30:38,310
- You know what?
- And you guys have...
736
00:30:38,311 --> 00:30:39,726
I know how
we can handle this.
737
00:30:39,727 --> 00:30:41,226
The answers to my questions.
What are you doing?
738
00:30:41,227 --> 00:30:42,642
- I can handle this.
- So wait. Wait.
739
00:30:42,643 --> 00:30:43,851
- What are you doing?
- No. Chris, stop it.
740
00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:45,684
- What grown folks do.
- Please don't do that.
741
00:30:45,685 --> 00:30:47,393
Chris, please don't--
who are you calling?
742
00:30:47,394 --> 00:30:49,477
Hey, David. What up, boy?
743
00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,018
- I'm sorry.
- You good?
744
00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:52,642
Listen, Mary Jane is here.
745
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,893
She would love
to talk to you.
746
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,310
No.
747
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,518
Yeah, because--yeah.
748
00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:59,518
It has to stop, and--
749
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:01,642
I mean, 'cause now
it's at my house,
750
00:31:01,643 --> 00:31:03,435
and I don't want
to come home to this.
751
00:31:03,436 --> 00:31:05,143
Yeah, like I told you
the other day,
752
00:31:05,144 --> 00:31:06,310
you need to talk to her
753
00:31:06,311 --> 00:31:07,642
so she can move on
with her life.
754
00:31:07,643 --> 00:31:09,934
All right?
All right. Here she is.
755
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,435
(David) Hello?
756
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,168
Mary Jane.
757
00:31:13,169 --> 00:31:14,185
(David) Mary Jane?
758
00:31:14,186 --> 00:31:15,386
Hello?
759
00:31:21,643 --> 00:31:23,226
David, hey.
760
00:31:23,227 --> 00:31:26,226
[somber music]
761
00:31:26,227 --> 00:31:34,227
762
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:38,642
Congratulations.
763
00:31:38,643 --> 00:31:41,268
Yep.
764
00:31:41,269 --> 00:31:43,351
I'm sorry, honey. I...
765
00:31:43,352 --> 00:31:47,976
766
00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:49,851
(Paul Jr.) You know how--
you know how she is.
767
00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:51,477
- You know how she is.
- I know how she is.
768
00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:52,934
You know how she is;
that's why I told you
769
00:31:52,935 --> 00:31:54,351
I need you to be cool.
770
00:31:54,352 --> 00:31:55,851
Niecy, all she wants you to do
is apologize.
771
00:31:55,852 --> 00:31:57,636
Me?
772
00:31:57,643 --> 00:32:00,893
Grandma should
be apologizing to me.
773
00:32:00,894 --> 00:32:02,636
You always take her side.
774
00:32:02,643 --> 00:32:04,477
(Paul Jr.) I don't need this
kind of stress right now,
775
00:32:04,478 --> 00:32:05,851
all right?
I'm working two jobs.
776
00:32:05,852 --> 00:32:07,976
About to be late for this one
for this nonsense.
777
00:32:07,977 --> 00:32:10,226
Now, I told you I need you
to keep the peace over there.
778
00:32:10,227 --> 00:32:12,059
(Niecy) She just mad
'cause I called her bluff.
779
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,268
(Paul Jr.) Called her bluff?
780
00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:14,976
You ain't got nowhere to go.
781
00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:16,642
As far as I'm concerned,
she's right about everything,
782
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,310
if that means you and those
babies up under that roof.
783
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,518
Okay, well,
you know how she is.
784
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:24,393
She's always negative.
785
00:32:24,394 --> 00:32:26,310
Who can live like that? You?
786
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,393
You in her house. You
in her house, okay?
787
00:32:28,394 --> 00:32:29,726
I can't do it.
788
00:32:29,727 --> 00:32:31,143
(Paul Jr.)
I need you to stay there
789
00:32:31,144 --> 00:32:32,642
until I can pull
some stuff together.
790
00:32:32,643 --> 00:32:34,435
All right?
Can you do that for me?
791
00:32:34,436 --> 00:32:38,435
792
00:32:38,436 --> 00:32:41,934
(Billie Holiday)
Just one more chance
793
00:32:41,935 --> 00:32:45,351
794
00:32:45,352 --> 00:32:48,185
To prove it's you
795
00:32:48,186 --> 00:32:51,934
Alone I care for
796
00:32:51,935 --> 00:32:54,636
797
00:32:54,643 --> 00:32:58,018
Each night, I say
a little prayer
798
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:02,642
For
799
00:33:02,643 --> 00:33:06,642
Just one more chance
800
00:33:06,643 --> 00:33:10,851
801
00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:15,642
Just one more night
802
00:33:15,643 --> 00:33:18,351
803
00:33:18,352 --> 00:33:21,934
To taste the kisses
804
00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:24,518
That enchant me
805
00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:26,310
806
00:33:26,311 --> 00:33:29,435
I'd want no others
807
00:33:29,436 --> 00:33:32,768
If you grant me
808
00:33:32,769 --> 00:33:34,768
809
00:33:34,769 --> 00:33:40,268
Just one more chance
810
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:43,018
[indistinct TV chatter]
811
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:51,019
812
00:34:02,638 --> 00:34:04,511
Hey.
813
00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:06,637
Hey.
814
00:34:06,638 --> 00:34:08,504
I didn't think
you were coming.
815
00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:13,823
Neither did I.
816
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,761
[laughing] I didn't really
plan beyond this moment.
817
00:34:27,124 --> 00:34:28,616
Yeah, me neither.
818
00:34:36,249 --> 00:34:37,823
Why did you come?
819
00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:40,998
Why'd you want me here?
820
00:34:40,999 --> 00:34:43,449
For a rising star,
you're not that bright.
821
00:34:46,665 --> 00:34:48,206
Are you with her
because you love her,
822
00:34:48,207 --> 00:34:50,081
or are you with her
823
00:34:50,082 --> 00:34:52,157
because she's
having your baby?
824
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,081
I thought we were over.
825
00:34:55,082 --> 00:34:57,457
You made it clear
that we are.
826
00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,998
[sighs]
827
00:34:59,999 --> 00:35:02,415
Look, I just wanted to make
sure you're okay, all right?
828
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:03,616
I didn't...
829
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,622
You had me thinking
it was me.
830
00:35:05,623 --> 00:35:08,290
You were fine
with letting me think
831
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:11,748
that the reason we didn't
work out was my fault.
832
00:35:11,749 --> 00:35:14,165
Us not working out
has nothing to do with her.
833
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,457
No, no, no, no.
834
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:19,241
My question is,
why was it okay?
835
00:35:20,999 --> 00:35:22,373
I was angry with you.
836
00:35:22,374 --> 00:35:24,039
You nearly killed me
when you told me
837
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:28,498
that you were having her
move in with you.
838
00:35:28,499 --> 00:35:33,032
Why not just throw in
the baby news then?
839
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,123
I wanted to be sure.
840
00:35:38,124 --> 00:35:39,831
I mean, we don't--
841
00:35:39,832 --> 00:35:41,956
we don't even have
the appointment until next week.
842
00:35:41,957 --> 00:35:44,282
Is that why you wanted me
to pee on a stick?
843
00:35:46,107 --> 00:35:47,557
You didn't want
two baby mamas?
844
00:35:48,957 --> 00:35:50,706
Okay, having a baby with her?
845
00:35:50,707 --> 00:35:52,081
Cool.
846
00:35:52,082 --> 00:35:53,664
Having a baby by me?
847
00:35:53,665 --> 00:35:57,373
Well that's just--
that's frightening.
848
00:35:57,374 --> 00:35:59,622
I knew this was a bad idea.
849
00:35:59,623 --> 00:36:02,282
Did you tell her
to have an abortion too?
850
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:06,831
Did you--did you
do that to her?
851
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:10,206
I didn't tell her,
just like I didn't tell you.
852
00:36:10,207 --> 00:36:12,823
You didn't tell me
not to, either.
853
00:36:17,832 --> 00:36:19,206
Yeah.
854
00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:22,658
No. I didn't.
855
00:36:26,707 --> 00:36:28,914
I want this baby.
856
00:36:28,915 --> 00:36:31,616
Do you want her?
857
00:36:33,957 --> 00:36:36,664
This child is going
to be raised by two parents,
858
00:36:36,665 --> 00:36:39,074
and I'm not talking
about that weekend crap.
859
00:36:40,207 --> 00:36:41,706
Mary Jane,
we did the right thing
860
00:36:41,707 --> 00:36:43,373
for our circumstances.
861
00:36:43,374 --> 00:36:44,873
I mean, we didn't know
what we were doing.
862
00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:46,498
Where we were at.
863
00:36:46,499 --> 00:36:48,206
You had just got
the job at CNN.
864
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:50,206
And I quickly lost it.
865
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,998
I had just sold everything.
866
00:36:51,999 --> 00:36:55,914
Our lives were not
set up for a child.
867
00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:57,873
Period.
868
00:36:57,874 --> 00:36:59,658
Look at us now.
869
00:37:01,874 --> 00:37:04,998
I made that choice
870
00:37:04,999 --> 00:37:09,622
because I wanted to have kids
under the right circumstances,
871
00:37:09,623 --> 00:37:13,365
not eliminate the option
altogether.
872
00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:16,831
Mary Jane, you're not
being punished.
873
00:37:16,832 --> 00:37:19,532
It doesn't feel that way.
874
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,324
Don't. Don't.
875
00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:25,574
You're not being punished.
876
00:37:34,499 --> 00:37:36,123
877
00:37:36,124 --> 00:37:38,123
(Yuna)
I wanted to
878
00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:40,873
Go away with you
879
00:37:40,874 --> 00:37:47,206
880
00:37:47,207 --> 00:37:49,706
And I will leave
881
00:37:49,707 --> 00:37:51,616
All my troubles here
882
00:37:51,623 --> 00:37:58,165
883
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,956
I wanted to
884
00:38:00,957 --> 00:38:03,873
Run away with you
885
00:38:03,874 --> 00:38:09,914
886
00:38:09,915 --> 00:38:12,331
And I will bring
887
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,039
All my dreams and fears
888
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:20,873
889
00:38:20,874 --> 00:38:23,290
Like lullabies you are
890
00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:26,248
Forever in my mind
891
00:38:26,249 --> 00:38:28,789
I see you in all
892
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,873
The pieces in my life
893
00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:34,914
Though you weren't mine
894
00:38:34,915 --> 00:38:37,498
895
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:40,290
Like lullabies you are
896
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,123
Forever in my mind
897
00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:45,789
I see you in all
898
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,065
The pieces in my life
899
00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:49,165
You know what? No.
900
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:50,622
No.
901
00:38:50,623 --> 00:38:51,956
(Yuna)
Though you weren't mine
902
00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:54,956
903
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:57,622
That was supposed
to be our baby.
904
00:38:57,623 --> 00:38:59,956
(Yuna)
You were my first love
905
00:38:59,957 --> 00:39:03,373
906
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,873
You were my first love
907
00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:11,622
908
00:39:11,623 --> 00:39:14,165
I wanted to
909
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,998
Start again with you
910
00:39:15,999 --> 00:39:23,206
911
00:39:23,207 --> 00:39:25,415
And I will leave
912
00:39:25,416 --> 00:39:27,415
All my worries here
913
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:34,290
914
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:38,498
I wanted only you
915
00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:40,373
916
00:39:40,374 --> 00:39:42,831
(Mary Jane) And to the Northwestern
University football team,
917
00:39:42,832 --> 00:39:44,789
I say good luck, Wildcats.
918
00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:46,373
Change doesn't come easy,
919
00:39:46,374 --> 00:39:47,831
and it doesn't come
without a fight.
920
00:39:47,832 --> 00:39:49,831
Or as Tennessee Williams
reminds us,
921
00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:53,081
"High station in life is earned
by the gallantry
922
00:39:53,082 --> 00:39:56,622
with which appalling experiences
are survived with grace."
923
00:39:56,623 --> 00:39:58,873
I'm Mary Jane Paul.
924
00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:00,123
Thank you for listening.
925
00:40:00,124 --> 00:40:02,331
(Yuna)
Though you weren't mine
926
00:40:02,332 --> 00:40:04,914
You were my first love
927
00:40:04,915 --> 00:40:07,907
928
00:40:07,957 --> 00:40:12,507
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