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Wow look at you you look amazing

Do you really think so

Give me blush so nervous already

Don't be nervous these tryouts are going to be a piece of cake for someone

She's very kind

I appreciate you saying that

Do you know I really wish I could take you there myself but I have to attend this meeting today

Why are you acting so

I'm not a pervert

I always get one when I'm nervous

I'm nervous boner

It's okay I mean

I mean not really

If I have to do it myself

What do you mean

I want to do it myself it just takes forever so maybe

Maybe maybe you could help me

I'll catch you

Jerk me off

I beg your pardon I mean really don't have a whole lot of options here like you know how important

I won't get the scholarship

I mean I know that but

I'm Your Mother

I know but I won't tell Dad or anything like

You know I really want to help you but this just feels wrong

It's really important

I can text me forever

Thank you

Thank you so much

And you have to promise that you will not tell a soul about

Promise promise

Seriously no one

So hard

Skip tracking it I think it

It's getting there

Please show me your tits or something else

Give me such relief

Thank you so much your lifesaver

I'm glad that worked

Thanks so much fun

All right here we are thank you so much for the ride oh

I'm trying I'm trying

Oh my god really I don't know maybe you could give me a hand like you did yesterday

But seriously

Anything I can do to help

Am I helped a little bit this year

I don't know I don't know I think this is working

I can't come yet

You better not tell anyone

Oh my God Mom what are you wearing surprise certainly is a surprise but

But I'm confused what what's going on

So

When is it when are you heading up to the field should I prepare something nice for you for when you get back

I'm not going to the soccer field today they'll call us on the phone to let us know

Oh my god I think I'm getting nervous too oh God

Hey coach

I'm doing good how are you

I made it are you serious oh my God oh my God yes

I know I am really appreciate the opportunity

Of course all right I'll see you I'll see you at practice Monday

Oh my God oh my God I did it I'm the new headliner

That's all thanks to you too Mom thank you so much

Oh you're welcome well we have to celebrate what are we going to do you want to go get

What are you doing

I mean you know we

It's already been doing some stuff the last couple days so

That would be a good way to celebrate

I only did that to help you out and nothing more than that

I mean this is kind of a big deal like

Start we can go all the way today

Connor I am your mother

I mean

What do you think Dad would say if you find out how you been helping me out all week

You wouldn't you promised you wouldn't tell a soul

I guess I'll just have to call my dad and tell him

Please please do not do that okay

How to spell hi

You're enjoying yourself

Oh my God

Oh my God your p****

Can you f****** me like that s***

Pause

Next stop

Play Ariana Grande

Oh that's really deep like that

Level five

F*** yes destroy that f****** p**** oh my God

Podcast for kids

Oh yeah I keep Pok

Oh yes f*** it f*** you

Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Oh yeah we're going to f****** get it all

F*** f*** f*** f***

Oh yes I feel good

Phuc yea

Oh my God

Play Disney

Wow you really do have a stamina of an athlete