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Looks

like this place hasn't been used since the Wright brothers.

Are you sure you're not wrong about this?

I know you think the mayor's goons have been using this

abandoned airstrip to bring in those fancy new missiles that.

Why do I ever doubt?

Whoever owns those hot wings must be the weapons supplier.

You work that hack while I make sure the misfits

never make it out of here. Hey.

Until.

Only tonight, we ride.

Now what?

Which one do I follow?

Take your pick.

Send your readers first.

A hero and a gentleman.

Why can't I find a guy like that in real life?

What a woman.

Too bad.

Zora wasn't the one looking for a date.

That means steady, amigo.

I suggest you pull it. Who?

How? Get away from me!

Cops are easy.

Not crazy,

but stupid enough to fall for a decoy.

Why do you want to bet?

There was a third vehicle?

Man, I blew it.

You see, that is all the night I should be boss.

Fight for justice and watch my bizarro

Avenger give us their rights for all that's fair.

So you ask me where these auto.

Who sent you to like the sky

for them to fight or die for and for my sorrow

and sorrow. So.

Shut up!

And there's still a chance Scarlet flip will score.

But I doubt it.

Empty. Yep.

But you couldn't read me off the road any time.

Sweet cheeks.

Thanks for nothing.

We meet again, senorita.

I see you were as unlucky as us.

Yours was a decoy too.

Then where are the missiles?

Third vehicle.

I figured

the mirrors finally found a truly clever partner in crime.

Maybe if we search the area, we can still find them.

I'm afraid you must forgive me, but I'm already late.

Really?

Zorro has a hot day.

Believe me, I'd much prefer to spend my evening hunting villains at your side.

But duty calls until next we meet.

Adios.

I don't like thinking I'm late to.

000, gentle.

That was merely my way of welcoming you all to my humble home.

Right.

The real fireworks won't start until you hit them up for more money.

You're late.

You were supposed to help me greet my guests.

Sorry. I was.

Never mind.

Now just smile and be charming.

Everyone, please come inside.

Dinner is about to be served.

And let me handle my own campaign finances.

Campaign bribes is more like it.

Had enough already? No.

But now that you're here, Diego, it shouldn't take long.

Couch.

Good evening.

Bernardo.

Thank you.

You're looking wonderful too. Hey, what about me?

Frankly, I never expected to see a de la Vega here tonight.

Well, you know me.

I never like to pass up a good party.

Plus, your father always surrounds himself with such colorful people.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to see the other guests.

Great.

You can introduce us.

Whoa!

Those babies can't be real.

That many diamonds. It has to be fake.

Martinez is sure acting like they're the real deal.

Guy's practically drooling.

Casa del fuego.

I am honored.

Of course.

The Del Fuego. Diamond mines. Wait.

Didn't her husband and his partners mysteriously vanish?

Right.

I remember now.

Everyone suspected her a foul play.

But no one could prove it.

So the Contessa got control of the entire Del Fuego fortune.

So what's one of the richest people

in the world doing with the mayor of Pueblo Grande de?

I take you to a rival in our fair city.

When smoothly. No one causing problems.

Of course not, darling.

My plans are always as flawless as my diamonds.

Where are the guided missiles?

I was so looking forward to your passing.

I did not even bother to unpack.

You brought them to my home.

Are you mad?

But of course, darling.

Now it's time to discuss my plans for your future, Mr.

Mayor.

Or should I say Governor Martinez?

I am both flattered and intrigued, Contessa.

But perhaps we should find somewhere a bit more private to talk.

Maria,

I didn't see you there, but I suspect she could see and hear us.

No, it's quite all right, Contessa.

This is my daughter, Maria.

Really?

And her mother

must have been extremely beautiful

to me.

Yes. Maria, if you'll excuse us, the Contessa

and I have some important business to discuss

alone.

Right.

Just the happy couple and her two legged pitbulls.

Yeah.

I do.

I believe this will be far enough

from prying eyes and ears.

I thought we agreed never to meet in public.

But this was before I decided to make you

my pet project.

Maybe if I stand on your shoulders.

Okay, so you stand on mine.

Come on. Hurry.

You have done well playing mayor.

But just imagine what we can do once I make you governor.

Assuming I can win the election, darling.

With my money, we can bite.

So what you are proposing is an equal partnership.

Don't be ridiculous, darling.

The Contessa is always in control.

Okay, up you go.

Better cut down on the pizzas, pal.

Hey, you know what?

That Diego I'm tired of?

What on earth are you doing here?

We were.

Wait. What are you doing here?

I live here, remember?

I always come out to the garden.

You always whisper to

her, right?

So I'd like to know who my father might be dating.

Dating?

It's no one else's business.

So let's get back to the party.

What? Oh.

But while I appreciate your generous offer,

I am content to remain just a humble mayor.

And now I must return to the party.

I had ignored my invited guests too long.

Sounds like your dad's not going to be dating the Contessa after all.

Thank goodness.

Thank goodness.

I, I did not come here to ask.

You will do what I demand or else.

Are you threatening me?

Not really. Darling.

No one defies la contessa del fuego.

Have a nice evening.

How dare you!

God, Keisha, not finish you yet?

I, on the other hand, have had my fill of her.

A Scottish royal to pay off my property.

You will regret this.

Not in this lifetime.

Actually, in about 30s.

Lay with Fuego.

You will get banned.

What was that? Which Don?

The missiles.

Down!

Tell me this is not happening.

If you say so, boss.

But first stop.

What?

Oh, no!

Oh, yes.

Oh! Oh!

Please do not be alarmed.

There's just a little accident with the fireworks.

I warn you, no one was ever in real danger.

Speak for yourself. Oh!

I think it's over.

You can get up now.

Bernardo.

I'm fine.

Where's Diego?

I should have known you'd save yourself.

My God. Never mind.

I have to find my father.

Thank you. Bernardo.

At least chivalry is only half dead.

Yeah.

Thanks, pal, for making me look like a total chicken

liver.

Well,

at least we know what happened to the missile shipment.

Oh, don't you ever sleep, man?

No time. Why?

No. You did a little research on the Contessa del Fuego.

Impressive companies and homes in a dozen countries.

And these are just the legitimate assets, not counting weapon sales.

And who knows what other illegal stuff she's into.

We're lucky the mayor didn't take her offer.

This could be his most dangerous ally yet.

Thanks again for last night, Bernardo.

How are your knees today?

After all that crawling and hiding?

Oh, why can't she transfer to another college?

Or better yet, another planet.

Yeah.

It did sound like

we better.

Check it out.

Hurry up or I all you.

How about I throw you instead?

No, I understand you will.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This had enough? Oh.

You have hidden talents lately.

But then so do I. Oh.

Hurry up.

Let's get to the Vikings.

Great.

Even if we knew which one she's in, we have no wheels.

I better call the police.

For once, Mayor Martinez will actually want them to do their job.

Don't worry, bro.

We'll get her back.

If possible.

Oh. Oh.

All right. Just find my daughter.

You photo.

Of course. Dominique. Contessa.

If you harm one hair on Maria's.

It is such lovely hair.

Get your filthy hands off of me!

But her mouth may need to be shut permanently.

No, please don't hurt her.

Just tell me what you want.

I'll do anything.

Of course you will, darling.

From now on, you will obey my every command.

Fine.

Just let my daughter go.

Perhaps someday, if you are a good little puppet.

But disappoint me just once.

And sweet little Maria will pay for daddy's

mistake with her life.

Nice going, bro.

Getting a lock on the Contessa cell signal when she called the mayor was brilliant.

I know we have to get him before they take off.

Or she could wind up across the world in any one of the endless places

del Fuego owns. Okay, it's time.

I say get ready, Contessa.

You want to put in with their kids?

Maybe later.

First, I want to find out everything she knows about daddy's business.

Like I tell you, even if I knew.

Believe me, you will talk.

If you follow that bitch face of yours.

Move!

What I wouldn't give for just one of my laser

whips.

You too late.

They're getting ready to take off.

I could try and block the runway.

Forced them off in.

Right.

Can't risk it.

Not with Marie on board.

And there's only one thing left to do

until a tornado.

We fly.

Definitely loco.

But here we go.

Got to get inside

before they hit Max speed.

Take your last look at where the ground is inside out.

You should have a seat again. Oh, I'll be.

What is it?

Let me out of here!

I can't stand it anymore.

Tie her up and got her.

If she does not shut up immediately.

It's too late.

What is happening?

I believe this is what is called a daring rescue.

Sorry.

You're not hurt, Senorita. I'm okay.

But you are definitely not getting.

It. Now what?

To be honest, I had not thought that far ahead.

But for the moment.

I knew it.

What I.

Oh, no, you don't.

You dah dah dah dah dah.

In real life, I.

So much for the rescue.

Not finished yet.

You're pretty.

Another couple of feet in,

I have you not to seem ungrateful.

You have me. But you have a parachute.

Not exactly.

Just hold on as tight as you can.

No problem.

I just need to run. Yes.

Not bad.

View a.

Wonderful.

Yes. Well, senorita, you shall soon be safe in the arms of your father.

No hurry. Couldn't I just breathe?

Oh, no. No.

No, don't do that.

Sorry, but it would be nice to know who

my hero really is.

Trust me, Maria martinez.

You do not want to know.

Right now is Martinez.

We learned over the police band that you were abducted.

Tell us what happened. Who did it?

And how did you escape?

My daughter has no comment at this time.

Please say nothing about the Contessa.

She is still a powerful threat.

I understand.

Well, I can't say for sure who my captors were.

I can tell you who rescued me.

It was all sorrow.

And I'm certain my father wants to publicly thank Zorro

for saving his daughter's life.

Don't you?

Very well, thank you.

Subtle. Wherever you are.

Oh, that really had to hurt.

You. So.

So. Shut up.