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The what of the cow had.

Don't even show Jill it.

She the bear stooge said so.

What's been cruisin this hood

ever since we messed with that homeless shelter joint?

Oh, here he comes.

Now, remember, just stick to the plan.

Senores, I'm very disappointed.

I warned you to never set foot in this barrio again.

Oh, yeah?

Well, we don't take orders from no costume free.

Wrong answer.

Wait.

Whoa!

I don't remember this being part of the plan, but you.

Oh. Look, we're definitely not in the.

You're on the hook.

You're a fool.

Not so fast.

I'm not finished with you two.

That's what Jesus.

Abort mission.

Forget that. I've got him caught.

Angel. Danger!

Where?

Seeking missile.

I think that is all the night he planned to be boss.

Fight for justice and watch like he's on

a bench.

Eagles get you out for all that's spare.

So he asked me where he shot. Oh!

I was getting you

to like the sky to fight all night.

Oh my God.

Oh, sorry.

Oh oh.

Shut up.

Hey, I.

Sorry, amigo, but I have no choice.

Got bail.

Hardly stand to look

at me.

It's even worse than I thought.

But Nardo is never gonna forgive me

if he can't fix the tornado Z.

I'll never forgive myself.

I know it looks bad, but you can do it, Bernardo.

I mean, you can fix anything.

Okay, I know, I know, I should have listened to your warning.

I'm, Really sorry.

Please, Bernardo, tell me I didn't destroy everything.

Tell me you can save my bike.

I'll take that as a maybe.

Oh, dude.

Thanks, man. I.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

So how long you think it'll take?

We both know his can't do much good hoofing. It.

So are a few days a week or.

Hey, whatever works.

It went down just like you planned it, boss.

Yeah.

We brought you a souvenir.

Oh, it was pure poetry in motion.

The way that fancy pants is by cut low to any little bits.

Excellent news.

Although it is too bad that Masked Menace wasn't still on it,

but at least you should slow him down long enough to stay out of my hair.

Oh, now I get it.

You want Sorrell out of the way?

Because you got something really big planned, don't you, boss?

How mundane.

The astute with you.

Was that a yes or no?

Hey, watch where your stupid. That thing.

What I had planned exceeds a king's ransom.

And, that's a load of loot, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

What's the plan, boss?

Not yet.

Lately, it seems the walls have ears.

I don't get it.

I think the mirror

merits of Rat Face might be tipping off Zorro and the whip change.

I like Sergeant El Gordo here.

Maybe not.

No, Senor mirror. I would never betray you.

I swear it on my sainted mother's grave.

But your mother is still alive.

Okay, then.

My grandmother.

Maybe

the way your uniform is always covered in food.

You're obviously too stupid to even find your own mouth.

Garcia is not the spy.

No! Get out!

The sight of you disgust me.

Garcia's mirror. My penis.

And when I say not, you.

If it's not Garcia

and it ain't any of us, then who's the rat?

It must be someone close to me working

right here in City Hall.

Hell,

for a minute there, I thought I was busted, but not to worry.

I will find them.

And what I do the whole summer. Oh.

Thanks.

Sure. Didn't get much sleep.

I'm just too busy kicking myself all night long for letting the dogs sucker me.

What's this?

Whoa!

That's how much it's going to cost to repair the

good thing grandpa left me some money. Wow.

Bringing El Zorro into the new millennium is proving pretty pricey.

Guess I'll just have to pay a visit to the bank and dip into my savings.

Funny you should mention your savings.

Good morning. Dad.

Not sure you'll think so when you hear what I have to say.

What's wrong?

When you've been spending money since you returned from Europe.

Yeah, I know, but I've had a lot of extra expenses.

Thank you, Mrs. McCallister.

The party's over.

Son, I've been far too lenient with you.

It's time you learned the value of money.

Sure, dad.

I promise I'll be really careful right after this next withdrawal.

Sorry, Diego, but until I'm sure you've learned your lesson, you're cut off.

It's for your own good, son.

You can't.

My grandfather left me that money.

Yes, but until you're 21, I still call the shots.

But I really need that money, dad.

Oh, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, I don't know. Get a job. Maybe

a job. But.

Yeah.

Oh, you're really loving this, aren't you?

Oh, don't worry, Diego, dear.

There are lots of things you can do.

The classified ads.

You've already circled jobs for me.

But how did you know?

Trust me, dearie.

I know everything that happens around here.

Wanted a busboy, fry cook.

That's it.

You did a degree, or at least experience for anything else.

Pity there wasn't an ad, but a tiny hero.

Maybe

you could get my dad to change his mind.

Guess not.

Nothing like finding out you have no practical skills.

But who needs

practical skills when you've got racing skills?

Check it out, bro.

The annual Pueblo Grand Invitational.

First place prize.

Looks like it should be just about enough to cover the repairs to the tornado Z.

I still got my motocross bike up and running.

So all I have to do is win this baby and I'm back on easy street.

Okay,

so I worked just long enough to cover the entry fee.

Piece of cake.

And I crossed the finish line right behind me.

Say what?

You heard me.

You're entering the motocross race.

But, Bernardo, please tell me.

He wasn't going to say that I'm a girl.

Come on, Maria, motocross isn't for me.

What is it with him?

Amateurs.

I was going to say amateurs.

Trust me. Maria.

I won enough races to know how dangerous they are.

He's won races.

Oh, yeah?

Somewhere in Europe or something, wasn't it?

That's right.

I took first in Monaco and Rome.

Oh. Not bad.

But I favor my wins at Spring Creek and race down.

Ha ha! Very funny.

But for your information.

A guy won both those.

His name was M Martinez.

Wait.

That that. That couldn't be you.

Oh, goodness.

I agree.

While Maria is getting hours of practice time.

I'll be stuck flipping burgers.

You got a better idea?

Something more.

My speed.

Oh, come on, you cannot be serious.

Alvaro working at the car wash.

Yeah.

I make one little mistake and hope I.

Put that.

In this day, possibly get it worse.

Now there's a sight I thought I'd never see.

I had to ask.

Hey, some people have to work for a living.

So your father finally wised up and cut off your allowance?

Something like that.

I knew I'd like to death.

You're tipping me.

I always tip the carwash, guys.

But you're right.

They actually do a good job.

Thanks a lot.

No bigger.

No bugging the customers.

I wasn't bugging her.

She's a personal friend of mine.

Yeah, and I'm sorry.

No. Trust me, you couldn't carry Zorro's boots.

That's so.

Well, I'll tell you what I can do.

I can throw.

You're sorry, but, They're here.

And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

So beat it.

Vega, on your side.

Guess I should have kept her book.

Cover.

Sergeant Garcia, is that you? He.

My. She.

It is me.

Is my father still there? Yes.

You finish.

But I don't want you interrupting.

She's in a very important meeting.

With who?

Sorry, but I'm not allowed to tell no one.

Not even you.

Right.

Best keep the mayor's meetings with his darned top secret.

Gee, they even got some fancy new electronic scrambled devices.

But make sure no one listening. Really?

Wait, wait. No, no.

I did not say that.

I have to stop talking now. What? It

has to be some way to find out

what my dad is planning this time.

What's with the map, Bart?

Yeah.

We got to get lost in something

in order to keep the citizens of Pueblo

Grande safe during the motocross race tomorrow night.

Every available police officer will be stationed on this side of town.

While you will be on the other side.

Right here.

Hey, ain't that the diamond exchange?

The largest and the richest collection of diamonds in the world.

You hear that?

I warned you. Oh!

Oh, yeah.

This is too frustrating for words.

Yeah. Marin.

His goons are probably getting ready to rob the city blind.

Now, while El Zorro will be busy

flipping burgers de la Vega, you forgot the fries again.

Sorry, boss. Coming? Yeah,

that's

the second basket of fries you've ruined tonight.

Hey. I'm sorry.

Well, you can just tell that to the customer, okay?

I'm sure they'll understand.

And again, nice hat.

Sorry, miss, but we're all out of fries tonight.

In that case, I'll just order pizza when I get home.

If you hurry, you might even be the delivery boy.

What's that supposed to mean?

Dad, the burgers.

De la Vega.

I know, I know.

I'm fired.

Racist tonight.

And I still don't have the entry fee.

We can forget about repairing the new tornado Z for a while.

Let me guess.

You got me a new job with an even lamer uniform.

Oh, this is a racing number for the Pueblo grinding Motocross.

But how? You pay my entry fee.

Where did you.

Wait a minute.

My grandpa left you some money too, didn't he?

And you used it to get me into the race.

Man, I owe you big time for this.

Bernardo.

Don't worry.

I'll pay you back with interest.

But seriously, bro.

Thanks.

You're a real friend,

right?

Time to get to work. Doing something.

I'm actually good at winning.

Welcome to the annual

Triple Cranberry Motocross race.

See, you're wearing a new hat today.

I think you look better in the Burger Boy cap.

Let's see if you're still talking trash when you watch me blow by you.

Speaking of watching. You.

I still up, Mr.

baby.

Seat alert.

What? No way!

Not again. Seat alert.

Oh! Every time.

This is so not fair.

What is he doing?

His bike looks fine.

I can't believe I'm gonna let her freak.

What could possibly be more important

than winning enough money to fix the tornado seat?

You pulled me off the track

for some burglary.

The diamond exchange?

Well, it wouldn't matter if it were Fort Knox.

You can't possibly get there in time in this rig.

And it's not like Zorro could show up on Diego's motocross

bike.

Oh, it can't be.

But how?

You went into your own savings.

Can't believe it.

How can I ever thank you?

Right.

No time. Zorro's got a ride.

Thanks, bro. Welcome back, amigo.

I sure did miss you.

You corking this baby, bro?

We're talking some serious speed here.

And I haven't even opened her up yet.

Whoa! Nearly forgot where I was going.

So, how many are your sensors picking up inside?

Two of theirs.

Mine's taking their sweet time since they know the cops are across town.

Too bad I wasn't riding you earlier.

I could have won the race with time to spare

from the vault.

Time to get to work. Oh.

Can you believe how many diamonds we got?

Yeah.

It's way more than either of us can count to.

But you nearly forgot the biggest one.

Oh, sure.

Over.

Whoa oh oh!

Diamonds.

You're gonna pay for this.

Oh, believe I already have.

Now it's your turn.

I'm gonna drill somebody holes.

They'll call you out

of. The.

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoa whoa whoa. Keep away!

What are you doing here?

Haven't you heard?

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

So back off.

Mr.. O.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Wait for me.

Good evening, senorita.

You arrived so late, I feared you might miss the festivities.

I had a little something I needed to finish first.

That looks like you were here in plenty of time.

Oh, just happened to be passing by.

Sure you were.

Oh, well, I better run.

I sort of left in the middle of something.

I know the feeling.

When it's not your idea.

I have a little unfinished business of my own to attend to.

When my.

I wonder if I should try to follow him, find out who he really is.

Oh, maybe some other night.

This one belongs to N Martinez.

Maybe I should try following her.

Yeah.

Another time.

Right now I think I'll pay someone else a visit.

Yeah.

De la Vega.

Tough luck at the end. There.

So why'd you pull out a hot date?

Something like that.

Anyway, Congratulations.

Thanks, but I still don't get it.

You were winning.

Not that I wouldn't have taken you in the last lap.

Your bike looked fine.

So why did you leave?

It's a beauty.

I think next time I'll stick around to collect it.

I just heard Zora broke up

a big diamond heist this evening, just minutes after you left the race.

Yeah, good for him.

Wait, you're not thinking

maybe I'm the infamous El Zorro, are you?

Right.

It's a totally stupid idea.

But you still haven't said why you didn't finish.

Swear you won't tell anyone.

Word of honor.

I ran out of gas.

What? Gotta go. It's party time.

De hecho de la Vega al Floro. Oh,

get a grip, girl.

So so

so so.