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Previously on Wynonna Earp...
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I'm so happy you finally
brought her here to meet me.
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-You seem nice.
-The Clantons are in Purgatory.
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An eye for an eye.
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Doc, I think
they killed Billy.
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I've been marked!
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-I'm tired of this fight.
-People can change.
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Come to Mama.
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Hey, sexy.
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My ancestors will devour her.
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I guess you and that gun
deserve each other.
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Nicole Haught,
will you marry me?
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Yes, I will marry you.
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♪ I'm free as the breeze
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♪ And I do as I please
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♪ And I do what I want to do
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♪ I go where I want
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Get a room!
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I mean it, like, legit,
they're three feet from you
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and cost less than a dental dam.
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Time's up, beast.
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Holy shit.
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-I see you found your gun.
-And my mojo.
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Make your peace, Amon.
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♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪
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To the happily engaged couple!
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-Again!
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Hey! It took me weeks
to find that couch.
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To Nicole and Waverly.
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May you grow old
on one pillow.
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Cheers.
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Don't squander
the eloquence now.
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Real engagement party's
tomorrow.
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Alas, I must send my regrets.
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-What?
-You're not coming?
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But here is another toast.
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To all the kisses
we have snatched,
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and vice versa.
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-Oh, my God.
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Beg pardon.
Sometimes in a bar,
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a gentleman forgets himself.
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-I'd like to forget that.
-Hmm.
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You know what helps?
Mindless labour.
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Why don't we get more ice?
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It's been over a month,
you have to come.
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This thing with Wynonna,
it's just another blip.
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Yeah, well not to me,
it's not.
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Really making a go
of this, huh?
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Uh, well I don't have
much choice.
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Turns out Chrissy invested
my entire pension
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into this old gal.
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Okay, but you have to get
some real staff
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-to help you out, alright?
-Hey, where's Wynonna?
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I really need you two
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to take care of this
basement business.
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Imagine that people found out
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I've got a teenage
killer Reaper down there?
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They're mad enough I took
potato skins off the menu.
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Did you tell that little
glow stick of yours
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that you wouldn't have found it
if I hadn't helped?
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It says that, uh...
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a monster who knows all the goss
is still a monster.
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Well, this monster
isn't hurting anyone.
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I'll bet you Bambi's
got a different take.
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Bambi's food.
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And unless you faint
at the sight of sausages
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or that jacket of yours is made
of rare zucchini leather,
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-you can't judge me.
-Except, I've never donned a...
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What is that? A lobster bib
for leather queens?
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If I don't wear it,
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my dry-cleaning bills
are a bitch.
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It's just good to remember...
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that I can kill you.
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Any time I want.
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Who told you my kink?
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Mmm...
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We back, honey.
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Back in Valdosta,
my uncle Thomas,
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he taught me to woodwork.
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Should you wish to be married
beneath an arbour,
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it would be my honour
to build you one.
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-As a gift.
-Doc!
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-You're going to make me cry.
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Well, slap my ass
and call me the sister-in-law!
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Except you. You're not allowed
to participate
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in the slapping of ass.
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Congratulations... again.
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You didn't warn me
you were partying
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with The Lame Ranger.
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Where have you been?
We called hours ago.
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Been a little busy.
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Oh yeah? Too busy to celebrate
your sister's engagement?
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No!
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I was busy...
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making plans to celebrate.
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Intricate, planny... plans.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Oh yeah? What kind?
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The bachelorette.
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Girls' night out!
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This isn't a girls' night out,
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this is ladies' night.
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I didn't know
it would be male strippers.
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Oh yeah? Didn't come up
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when you were making
your planny-plans?
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Hey! Giuseppe!
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-This bride needs a delivery!
-No. Stop.
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-Stop!
-Come bring the soppressata!
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Another bride!
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Uh, no, I'm not a bride.
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But I am her fiancée!
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Cute!
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Love the lob, girl.
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-Shots?
-Oh...
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-My bridal party bailed
to go to Bible study.
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-Well, it is noon on a Sunday.
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Okay. Oh!
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Yep!
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Definitely time to get
that hot ginger off the market.
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As if you have anything
to worry about.
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Everybody loves Waverly Earp.
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Nobody's gonna steal
your sunshine.
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Yeah, well, Nicole wants
to do it ASAP anyway.
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Maybe just at City Hall.
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But how will the sparrows
weave your gown that quickly?
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It's her second.
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She wasn't even a fancy
wedding person the first time.
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Yeah, but you've had
bridal scrapbooks
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since you were ten.
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Just tell her
what you want, baby girl.
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You deserve it.
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Tie down
those saddlebags,
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the West is getting wild!
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Welcome... Demetri!
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Oh baby, you should
smile more! You'd be prettier!
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Reverse sexism
is still sexism, Wynonna.
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Fine.
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Show us your big...
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personality!
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I know him.
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One bourbon, on the rocks.
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You get juice.
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Kid your age
should be in school.
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-Pass.
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I have nightmares about school.
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I end up naked in front
of an assembly,
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forgetting the words
to the national anthem.
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Hmm.
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There'd be other kids your age
to hang out with.
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Yeah, last time I tried that,
didn't turn out so well.
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Billy Clanton.
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I didn't know
he was a Clanton.
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I don't blame people
for doing what they do
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when they don't know
what that is.
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Like when you were
a barnacle beast
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and totally ate Nicole's cat?
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Sorry. I... I get weird
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when I spend too much time
at the homestead.
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Alone.
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Well...
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I need a bar-back.
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You clean up,
you follow my rules,
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you don't drink the booze,
you never go in the basement,
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and you never, ever...
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mention the cat again.
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I swear on the bones
of Calamity Jane.
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That was the last time.
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Okay.
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Well, Rachel...
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welcome to Team Shorty's.
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-Yay!
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Butterball, Horn Dog,
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-Blowjob!
-Oh!
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What is Friday night
at my ex's?
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Ding! You win a shot!
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-Aye.
-Aye, aye, aye.
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You know, I would take it
over another night with my ex.
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Oh, yeah.
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Smug moustache...
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-Lectures on my morality...
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Grabbing me like I'm a mustang
he's gonna break.
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Only that lightning-fast
hands down my pants
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before I can even wish he...
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Ugh!
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I'd tell you to move on
to women,
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but they're just as bad.
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Love is like the Tooth Fairy.
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Never pays as well
as you think?
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It don't exist!
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And I know! I've tried it all.
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I'm pan.
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Pan I buy you another drink?
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Uh...
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Drinks, pink, purple, blue,
what you got?
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No love is real.
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-I know that for a fact,
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because I am
a love professional.
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Love might be the only thing
that's real.
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Nicole died for me.
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And I would kill for her.
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And if you can't feel that much,
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then I'm sorry for you.
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Truly.
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You wanna bet on it?
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What, that love is real?
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I don't know how we could
prove who won, but...
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sure.
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Tell your sister
she is a delightful lunatic.
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And godspeed spreading
all that totally real love
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-through the world.
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And good luck
with your strippering.
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Well, with Sheriff Holt
and his sister gone,
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there's no one here
to man the store.
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Will there even be marriage
license applications?
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Usually, they're here.
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Mmm, baby.
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-Hi.
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Hey, have you thought maybe...
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a suit?
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For the wedding?
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-What did I do?
-No, no, nothing.
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You did nothing. It's just...
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the public stuff.
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I just feel like
what we have is...
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between us, you know, babe?
It's ours.
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Nicole, there's nobody here.
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Yeah, no.
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Just me and the Lord.
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And that curling trophy.
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Bunny Loblaw?
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Ms. Haught.
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Good to see you still know
where the police station is.
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Well, I'm not your sheriff
anymore, Bunny.
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And we're here
on personal business.
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Oh, let me guess.
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You want to institute
Flannel Fridays,
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and oh, maybe a few more
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off-leash dog parks?
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Well, I'm a cat person.
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Oh, I remember
that homicidal puss.
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Uh, is there someone else
we should be bothering
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-with this request?
-Hmm... Uh-uh!
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I am a one-woman
volunteer city hall
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-in a town of scofflaws.
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Scofflaws?
Scofflaws! Layabouts!
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Lesbians.
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My God, Waverly,
you are so beautiful.
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Have you always
been this beautiful before?
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Uh... How long will it take
to get a license?
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God, like, you're hot!
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You are like the wildest
combination of sweet and hot.
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The Clayborns--
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Clantons.
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Well, they've disappeared.
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And without a magistrate,
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I cannot guarantee
a quick turnaround.
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Oh, you're like honey mustard.
I wanna spread you
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-all over a pretzel.
-Sorry.
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No, no, no!
262
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You do not do that in here!
263
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,945
This is not
a soccer locker room!
264
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,251
Listen, you have to afford us
the same rights
265
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,384
as any other couple.
Look, I do not want to fight,
266
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,299
but I will if I have to.
267
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,169
Stop.
268
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,043
Fine. Oh, please.
269
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,004
Thank you, Ms. Loblaw.
270
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,099
You have got to go home.
I don't know what that was,
271
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,927
but I do not need it
on my next errand!
272
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,060
What do you mean,
I can't come with you?!
273
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,931
Take seven cold showers
and only think about
274
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,542
-Band of Brothers.
-Ugh!
275
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,761
Can I shut this for you?
276
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,338
Anything you want.
277
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:39,731
Oh...
278
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:43,823
It's apple.
279
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,738
Okay?
280
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:50,786
In China, the word
for apple is "ping",
281
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,094
which is also
a homonym for peace.
282
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,269
Peace?
283
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,575
Your sister
is killing my business
284
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,751
by killing my customers.
285
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,493
And I will
mention that to her.
286
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,583
Anyway...
287
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,369
I went to pick up a marriage
application today.
288
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,897
Was little Cleo Clanton
in the office?
289
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,856
-The magistrate?
-Mm-hmm.
290
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,335
Nope.
291
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,077
Something big happened
over on their ranch awhile back.
292
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,645
Margo Clanton is one bitch
of a witch.
293
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,562
Only something spectacular
could've taken her out.
294
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,088
Why don't you cut to the chase?
295
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,875
I want to choose a date,
296
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,095
but my fiancée is nervous
because of...
297
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,445
well, all the...
298
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,404
yous... around.
299
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,408
If I could tell her
there was a day
300
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,672
that we'd been promised a truce,
301
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,804
that would help a ton.
302
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,895
Just one day of...
303
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,070
ping!
304
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,900
That was weird.
305
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,611
Waverly Earp...
306
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,745
I will fight for you
to have peace for all your days.
307
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,619
Just the one
will be peachy.
308
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:25,925
Thanks.
309
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,230
Ah...
310
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,365
What did happen
with you and Mam Clanton?
311
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,632
I don't remember.
312
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,896
I only touched her.
313
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,203
Could that have killed her?
314
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,380
You are powerful.
315
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,993
But all I want is to be happy.
316
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,343
I'm engaged.
317
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,737
I'm in love.
318
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,566
I want that for everyone.
319
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,394
Including you.
320
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,224
I know, little lamb.
321
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,664
But we need to know
what happened to Holt's sister.
322
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,361
Maybe Cleo's happy too.
323
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,408
Maybe somebody
should find out.
324
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,109
Oh, I missed you!
What took you so long?
325
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,025
What was that,
at the police station?
326
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,854
I... love you...
327
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,683
so much. It's like I'm full
of love lava,
328
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,990
and it wants to burst
out of my skin.
329
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,166
I'm Mount Haught.
330
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,909
Okay, you were
extra standoffish
331
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,085
until Bunny appeared.
332
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,565
And then, you turned into
a horny octopus!
333
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,958
Baby, I'm gonna die
if you're angry.
334
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,046
Hey!
335
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,701
Look!
336
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,007
-Hey!
337
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,661
Are you possessed again?
338
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,662
What?
339
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,102
Ow! No!
340
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,321
Baby, it's just that...
341
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,844
It's your wedding.
342
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:03,283
It should have everything
that you want.
343
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,849
You want costume changes!
344
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,200
Or, oh! Sky writing!
345
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,766
Are you making fun of me?
346
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,856
-We should release doves.
347
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,771
Or butterflies.
348
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,948
And we need to nail down
a wedding hashtag, like, stat!
349
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,820
Someone's here. I should...
350
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,344
No, but... Hey, hey!
What about WaveNic?
351
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,346
Or Heatwave?
352
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,305
Wayhaught!
353
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,351
No, that's ridiculous.
354
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,267
You cannot marry
Nicole Haught!
355
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,834
Okay, that's enough.
356
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,879
Get your homophobia
off my homestead.
357
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,231
I know I am
an inexperienced gay.
358
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,624
In fact, I haven't really
gayed at all...
359
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,935
But I raided every single
craft store,
360
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,372
and I got you these...
361
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,852
faux-ses.
362
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,768
Because, Waverly Earp,
363
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,335
I love you.
364
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,294
Nope!
365
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,557
Nope. A whole bunch of nopes.
366
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,429
-Oh, oh, oh!
-Okay? I'll call you.
367
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,257
But you don't even
have my number.
368
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,476
-I definitely do.
-No, no, no, you don't!
369
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,957
-Yeah, thanks for coming by!
-You look so pretty.
370
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,481
You know, I have an old
copy of Bend It Like Beckham.
371
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,830
We can watch it together!
372
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,797
I want you to have these.
373
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,894
Bunny Loblaw's hot for you?
374
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,244
It's gotta be a... prank?
375
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,597
Girl. You can get it.
376
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,817
Nobody wants that it,
but you can get it.
377
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,429
How, why am I suddenly
everybody's thing?
378
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,780
Because it's a day
that ends in Y?
379
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,481
Or I made one
hell of a bad bet.
380
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,674
Loblaw's into
your flaming ladybug.
381
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,198
-Stop.
382
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,376
Ooh! That stone-cold
battle-axe
383
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,031
wants you to pat the Bunny!
384
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,511
It's not funny.
385
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,948
What if there's something
seriously wrong with her?
386
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,907
Baby girl,
what's wrong with Bunbun...
387
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,388
is she's a homophobic hoe,
and you fixed it
388
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,347
-with your magical coochie!
-Stop!
389
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,004
Honestly, I am in awe!
390
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,833
Maybe it's that thing
where somebody gets taken
391
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,662
off the market,
and is suddenly more appealing.
392
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,664
Still doesn't explain
how Bunny's suddenly moved
393
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,318
to Sapphic City.
394
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,713
And today has had
an extra serving of whackadoo.
395
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,062
No, first...
396
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:57,500
Nicole was all over me
with triple X PDA.
397
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,894
And then, I went
to talk to that Amon?
398
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,591
He acted like
we were on a fantasy
399
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,377
overnight episode
of The Bachelorette.
400
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,422
-There it is!
401
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,945
-What?
402
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,077
It's always a demon.
403
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,122
Oh, no, no, it can't be.
404
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,647
I saw Bunny first.
405
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,391
I'll take care of him.
You stay here.
406
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,393
No, I'm coming.
407
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,046
I have another theory.
408
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,192
Lord Almighty.
409
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:42,806
Who is here?
410
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,637
I will give you until
the count of five.
411
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,030
One...
412
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,425
Two...
413
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,085
Five.
414
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,132
You here to kill me?
415
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,224
I promised your brother
I would not.
416
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,749
But I want you to.
417
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,535
Please.
418
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,363
Just make the whole thing end.
419
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,324
We must tend to whatever's
left of your mother.
420
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,717
I can't!
421
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,982
I need her to tell me
what to do next!
422
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:30,027
You need to snap out
of whatever this is.
423
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,874
Are you fixing to flood
the whole damn county
424
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,528
with them tears, love?
425
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:55,531
Seeing a girl cry will break
any man's heart.
426
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,186
But when that girl is brave,
427
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,144
tenacious, and fierce?
428
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:02,103
Well...
429
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,411
You're nearly tearing
this outlaw's heart in two.
430
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,808
Well, fuck me, that was hot.
431
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,549
Hey elk dicker!
432
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,595
Get your animal eating
ass out here.
433
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,947
In future, you could
start with hello.
434
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,601
Hello.
435
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,385
Fawn fucker.
436
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,734
I'm not a zoophile.
437
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:27,346
Beware koalas,
I hear they all have chlamydia.
438
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,146
That word too big for you?
439
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,800
I don't sleep with animals.
440
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:52,458
Would you consider a slightly
oversexed gunslinger?
441
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,461
-I give great...
442
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,550
...everything.
443
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,946
Don't look!
You'll fall for me!
444
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,167
Someone's been reading
her daily affirmation cards.
445
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,734
It's for your own protection.
446
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,693
I can't fall in love.
447
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,216
Because you don't
believe in it?
448
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,179
Because I am
immune to the spell.
449
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:20,834
I knew you did it!
450
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,139
Mmm, ooh!
451
00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:25,186
Demetri, I never actually
bet you anything.
452
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,188
Stop making everyone
gaga over me!
453
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,146
Well, they shouldn't
be falling for you.
454
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,366
Not if you're doing it right.
455
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,934
Wait...
456
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,501
I'm doing it?
457
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:39,200
You said you were
a love professional.
458
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,550
At first I thought that was
some new woke term
459
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,379
for strippers,
but then, I realized.
460
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,338
How did you do this to me?
461
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,123
Ugh, honestly, girl,
462
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:52,039
don't you ever do your laundry?
Check your pockets.
463
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:58,175
As far as spells go,
it's stupid easy.
464
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,264
Decide who you think
should fall in love,
465
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:04,094
and then, flick a little
of your secret sauce on 'em.
466
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:06,053
Ew. Don't say secret sauce.
467
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,447
Only tricky part is...
468
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,361
make sure the flickee
sees the target
469
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:13,364
you want them
to fall for immediately.
470
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,499
Because they're all in
on the first person they see.
471
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,460
All in?
472
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,464
I will not sleep with you.
473
00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:29,468
Why?!
Because I'm the Earp heir?
474
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,948
Come here!
475
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:34,734
Because I love Waverly!
476
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,911
What?
477
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,956
She's just, she's so pure,
478
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,567
and she's so genuine.
479
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:44,047
She's so much cuter
than the cutest of buttons.
480
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,745
Since when is that your thing?
481
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:48,530
Right? I mean, Doc is usually
at the top of my lust chart.
482
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:51,185
I mean, the man is a universal
arousal architect.
483
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,665
No, I am! I am!
484
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:56,712
But the heart
is a demanding master.
485
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,801
And mine only wants your sister.
486
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:00,455
My engagement party
is tonight.
487
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,893
I can't do this job.
I don't want to.
488
00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,591
That's why I moved
into delivery.
489
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:06,983
Better tips, better hours,
490
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,637
and you're allowed
to eat the fries
491
00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:10,073
that fall out of the bag.
492
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,730
Also, this spell
ignores consent!
493
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,080
You know...
494
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:21,737
You moderns
are so single-minded.
495
00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,826
There's all kinds of love!
496
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,219
Sex doesn't enter the equation
497
00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,916
unless that's what
the client really wants.
498
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,180
Mm-mm.
499
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,925
What if I bury
the glitter and just go?
500
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,666
Cupids...
501
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,234
can only quit if they
pass it on by choice.
502
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,453
A Cupid?
503
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,805
Those were wing scars.
504
00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:48,590
I had them removed.
So over the top.
505
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:51,637
You were a Cupid and you
stopped believing in love?
506
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,986
Oh, also...
507
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,990
Be prepared to keep explaining
why you're not a fat baby.
508
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,558
You know, stereotypes!
509
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:01,951
Ta-ta!
510
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:08,218
So you're saying...
511
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,568
That's how you spread the love,
512
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,744
with that little
jar of sparkles?
513
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,310
Yeah, I have to figure out
a way
514
00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,486
to responsibly pass it on.
515
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,273
I... I can't skip my own party!
516
00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,057
Nicole has a surprise for me.
517
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,843
-I'm scared.
518
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:25,279
Fifty bucks says she got
your name tattooed
519
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,324
across her boobs.
520
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:31,372
Which are so great, right?
521
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:33,592
What did you call her boobs?
522
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,071
I'm not in love with her,
don't freak.
523
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,161
I'm just... making sure
that you are...
524
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,642
still...
525
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,513
into boobs, generally.
526
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,040
-Wynonna?
-Yes?
527
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,782
You sure you haven't had
any love zombie symptoms?
528
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,393
Nope. Nothin' but net.
529
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,264
Hmm.
530
00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:56,440
Maybe you're resistant
to the spell.
531
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,705
More like looked in the mirror
532
00:26:59,748 --> 00:27:03,534
and fell for the actual
hottest woman around.
533
00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,798
Good Golden Globes!
534
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,190
You know Doc's not coming,
right?
535
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:08,757
-Who?
536
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:14,502
Listen, the only problem
you really have is...
537
00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:15,851
people adore you,
538
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:18,637
which must be so hard.
539
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,247
Can I borrow some mascara?
540
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:22,336
Yeah, sure.
541
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:24,686
Listen, just leave
that glitter shit here.
542
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,948
It'll be safe,
543
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:28,168
and we'll find a fat baby
to curse tomorrow.
544
00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,560
Oops!
545
00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:35,175
-Okay.
546
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,354
-Hey.
-Hey!
547
00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,573
-Shall we go celebrate?
548
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:44,010
I am so ready.
549
00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,491
The big guns
are locked and loaded.
550
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,804
Hi everyo-- ahh!
551
00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:58,415
Hello, fiancée,
who is marrying me.
552
00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:01,114
Welcome to our engagement party.
553
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,378
Bunny! I wasn't expecting you.
554
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,467
Yeah, nice blazer.
555
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,686
You didn't call.
556
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:10,036
I got two phones
with the exact same number
557
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,037
so I didn't miss you.
558
00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:14,040
And Amon too!
559
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,781
Well, your sister mentioned
560
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,521
-Ow!
-...the party, and I thought...
561
00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:20,307
maybe I might be of service.
562
00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:21,830
Raise your hand
if you need servicing.
563
00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,789
-I'd like to hit that.
-Uh...
564
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,315
Bunny? Come with me.
565
00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:32,667
This is your sister's
engagement party.
566
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,016
Did you have to go
full on whore?
567
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,236
I do look great. Nedley?
568
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:39,326
Get Bunny a nice
glass of water, okay?
569
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:40,893
Give her
all the boozes, alright?
570
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:43,373
Get her so sloshed
she thinks she's Jann Arden.
571
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,784
Cheese and crackers, Bonita.
572
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,221
You know, you haven't looked
this great since church camp.
573
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,483
You get your hair done?
574
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,795
And that's when I knew...
575
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:17,016
not only was I going to win
the bullfight,
576
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:20,759
but I was gonna become
Spain's champion matador.
577
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:21,977
She's a vegan.
578
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,587
-Amon?
579
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:27,113
I am extremely interested
in bull riding.
580
00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:29,463
Or being ridden like one.
581
00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:31,117
Okay!
582
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,293
Why are you doing this?
583
00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:35,251
Because Waverly's never
inviting you
584
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,645
to motorboat in her marina!
585
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,778
-Wynonna!
-Everybody loves Waverly!
586
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,345
It's always Waverly,
Waverly, Waverly!
587
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:43,433
Excuse me?
588
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,436
This is a love song,
and I am sending it out
589
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,918
to... the most beautiful
woman in the world.
590
00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:51,659
Zoeë Kravitz?
591
00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:52,965
Waverly Earp.
592
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:54,923
-Oh, God.
593
00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:58,274
♪ How do you cool your lips
594
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:00,668
-Hey, hey!
595
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:04,150
♪ After a summer's kiss
596
00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:08,110
-♪ How do you...
Stop it!
597
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,546
Wait!
598
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,635
-I don't know.
-Oh, my God.
599
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:15,161
♪ After the body bliss
600
00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:20,079
Mam said everyone associated
with the Earps were all evil,
601
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,429
and that all you wanted
was for us to die.
602
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:27,434
My mama, Alice, taught me
if a worthy person needs help,
603
00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:29,044
you help.
604
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,005
Worthy?
605
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,878
She had big plans.
A legacy to fulfill.
606
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:40,795
And now I'm too stupid
and too alone to fulfill them.
607
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,804
You look at yourself.
608
00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:53,025
I hate my stupid face.
609
00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,811
Your eyes are sharp.
610
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,595
That is where the beauty is.
611
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,946
You survived.
612
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:04,079
And no vindictive
old woman's words
613
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,428
can take that away from you.
614
00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,823
It's your turn to do
whatever you want,
615
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,129
on your terms.
616
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,523
Be your own legacy, Cleo.
617
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,924
Why are you helping me?
618
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,058
It's what I do.
619
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,889
I'm a damn good sidekick.
620
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,898
Insensitive!
621
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,336
-Hey, hey, hey!
-I, too, have a song.
622
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,686
You don't come in
on Bunny's territory!
623
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,210
Oh I love you,
love you, love you...
624
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,606
Ride my bull!
625
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,044
Guys, you're ruining
everything!
626
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:02,703
Nedley.
627
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:08,927
You're ruining
everything!
628
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,280
I need your help.
629
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,890
Waverly?
-Turns out I've been passing on
630
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,718
-a love disease!
631
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,850
No! Not that kind
of love disease!
632
00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,417
Baby, do you need help?
633
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,811
This one gives people
insane feelings of adoration
634
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,466
-for the next person they see.
-Waverly, I know you want it.
635
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,903
I need you to come down to
Shorty's. Please!
636
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,166
You're the only one unaffected!
637
00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,520
Nobody has ever
talked to me like that.
638
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,262
I should be on my way.
639
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:41,655
It makes me happy
that Mam and Nicole's
640
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,179
-covenant for you went bust.
-Nicole?
641
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:46,268
Yeah.
642
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,011
Mam helped her get Waverly
643
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,839
out of the garden,
644
00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:53,623
in exchange for...
645
00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:55,886
well, you.
646
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,675
I understand.
647
00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,198
Unfortunately.
648
00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,985
The hummus!
I hand squished it myself!
649
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,900
Get your bean hands
off of my guitar!
650
00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:55,163
A lady should not
have to ask twice.
651
00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:57,122
Randy,
you're not helping!
652
00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,517
Doc! Thank Eros.
653
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:04,433
-That is so hot!
-Can't we just be friends?
654
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:07,132
Well, don't just stand there,
distract Wynonna!
655
00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,221
-I'd rather not.
656
00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:11,092
Damn it, Doc!
657
00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:13,138
Alright, by grabs.
658
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:19,318
-Excuse me, I've got an online
order here for a Waverly Earp?
659
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,668
Demetri! Hi!
660
00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,017
-...karaokier!
-Guys!
661
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,150
-Look what we've done!
-Where's the sparkle jar?
662
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,629
I left it at home.
663
00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:29,067
Ow! Stop it!
664
00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,285
You may have...
665
00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:31,634
I'm giving you a golden shower
666
00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:32,635
whether you like it or not!
667
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,073
Wyno... No!
668
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,900
-Ah!
-Whoa!
669
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,834
I can't believe I'm friends
670
00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,620
with the greatest gunslinger
that ever lived.
671
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,404
Doc mother-kissing Holliday.
672
00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:05,146
Are you kidding?
I cannot believe I am amigos
673
00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:09,150
with four-time curling champion
Randy Nedley.
674
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:10,673
I love you.
675
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:14,068
You hiding a fluffy little
bunny tail in those slacks?
676
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,374
You wanna check?
677
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,723
You know, I suddenly wonder,
678
00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:17,985
if you weren't gonna be
my sister-in-law,
679
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:20,944
-could we do things?
-Mmm, Nicole.
680
00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:23,295
I love you more than whisky.
681
00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:25,297
But I think you're driving
this bus somewhere
682
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,646
we don't want it to go.
683
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,822
Your spit destroys love?
684
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:31,303
The universe craves balance.
685
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:33,305
You could've just
told me that!
686
00:35:33,348 --> 00:35:35,350
Should we get naked anyway?
687
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:39,876
-Just for... science.
-Okie dokie...
688
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,879
Can I cut in? Hmm...
689
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:48,668
I cannot.
690
00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:51,888
Sorry brother, may I?
691
00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:08,905
I can almost see
the love vibrating off them.
692
00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:10,385
It's fake, pumpkin.
693
00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:13,258
Your insane sister caused it
with a glitter bomb.
694
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:15,869
You're always so...
695
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:18,741
...sad.
696
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,962
Wait.
697
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,964
Not just sad.
698
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,360
What was their name?
699
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:33,930
Amon.
700
00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:35,193
What?
701
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,498
Yeah.
702
00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:39,980
After two years,
he changed the locks.
703
00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,070
He said I bored him.
704
00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:48,031
Your heartbreak proved
that love...
705
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:50,947
does exist.
706
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:55,343
And their love for one another,
it's not fake.
707
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:59,304
It just gets buried day-to-day
708
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,393
under hurt...
709
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,831
and pride.
710
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,963
It doesn't always last forever,
711
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,531
but it's real.
712
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,276
Fine.
713
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,756
I'll take the Cupid power back.
714
00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,715
But you have to help me
unmess your mess.
715
00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:21,239
Fine.
716
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,762
Aim for the butts.
717
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,112
Love lives in the butt.
718
00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:26,983
-Who's there?
719
00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:28,985
Rachel?
-Billy?
720
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,248
I want to go home.
721
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:45,263
I don't want to let go.
722
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,625
-Ah.
723
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,671
Well, this is weird.
724
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:03,672
Understatement.
725
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:05,892
-Ow! Randy!
726
00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,241
Oh, nailed it!
727
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,200
Oh, we can never
speak of this again.
728
00:38:16,598 --> 00:38:18,296
-Yes!
-We did it!
729
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,780
So, I don't exactly understand
what happened, but...
730
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,306
You still seem
to love me, so...
731
00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:31,439
-I do.
732
00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:34,703
And I think we settled
on a medium fussy wedding.
733
00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:35,878
Perfect.
734
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:41,231
Well...
735
00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,625
I chose you, Waverly Earp,
736
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:46,976
because I hadn't seen anyone
this in love.
737
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:51,067
-Not since... forever.
738
00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,853
Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty.
739
00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:56,769
Alright? Yeah, their burgers
are coming in a sec.
740
00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:58,553
Yeah, they're still warm!
741
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:02,209
Whichever one of us kids
became Clanton heir...
742
00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:05,865
you planned for us to turn you
into a Reaper, right?
743
00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,736
To join those we'd lost.
744
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,260
And together, we'd avenge
our name.
745
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,787
And I will do that, Mam.
746
00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:17,529
I'll destroy them.
747
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:20,358
All of them,
just like you wanted.
748
00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,364
But you're never gonna see it.
749
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:28,366
Did you really think
I'd forgive you
750
00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:30,063
for killing Billy?
751
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:34,633
-Dinner, everybody!
752
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,200
Who's ready for some
rotten old bitch?
753
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,905
Jesus Christ!
754
00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:47,123
Okay. Hey, Bunny!
755
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:49,256
Do you need us to give you
a ride home?
756
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,563
What, do you think I'm drunk?
I am drunk.
757
00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:54,348
I'm as drunk as a bum
the day the cheques come out!
758
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,480
Oh, boy.
759
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:56,655
You guys are really,
really special.
760
00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:59,005
And the love you have
for each other is...
761
00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,223
nothing short of inspiring.
762
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,357
Oh. That actually means
a lot that you said that.
763
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,837
Yeah, it'd mean a lot more
if she meant it.
764
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,708
No, no, no. I mean it.
765
00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:09,058
Anyone that doesn't think so...
766
00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:11,409
Just because you share
four breasts...
767
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,282
they're a bunch of dumdums.
768
00:40:17,371 --> 00:40:18,938
You sure we can't
give you a ride home?
769
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:21,723
Randy Nedley is going
to give me a ride home.
770
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:22,985
Oh!
771
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:26,119
Well, have a nice evening,
lesbians.
772
00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:27,947
Uh, Waverly's bisexual.
773
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,428
Yeah, well, just say horny.
774
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,389
And she's back.
775
00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,785
Surely there are other bars
for you to drink in.
776
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:44,616
I came for the entertainment.
777
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,883
Now there's the Earp sister
I like.
778
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,581
Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag.
779
00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:59,457
I wasn't sure
if you'd be alone.
780
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,675
Demetri?
781
00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:04,549
He left after I let him
yell some nonsense
782
00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:07,508
about how I have no soul.
783
00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,511
Hmm.
784
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,471
Been there.
785
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,125
Hated it.
786
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:22,262
I was mostly bored.
I guess I am a monster.
787
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,614
Who gives a fuck?
788
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,923
I thought you wanted
to kill me.
789
00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,838
All I want is...
790
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:36,885
to stop feeling guilty
for what I am.
791
00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,585
When what I am...
792
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,891
is necessary.
793
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,503
You're a...
794
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,418
You're a confusing woman.
795
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,206
Flexible, too.
796
00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:01,257
Are you gonna tell me
797
00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:03,085
you're in love
with my sister now?
798
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,221
-No, ma'am.
-Good.
799
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:12,573
Now show me how you
ride that bull.
800
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:28,633
Billy?
801
00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:34,029
Welcome home, little brother.
802
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,904
It's time we took back
what's ours.
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