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- [Narrator] Tonight on Wise Guy.

- How bout getting up off your butt.

I got a job for you.

- What the hell is a Roger Lacoco.

- The guys either a contract killer

or the angle of death,

cause everywhere he goes the coroner's working overtime.

- You ever kill a friend pleading for his life?

- No why would I kill a friend.

- Why is not a question my employer likes to hear.

- Roger seems to think you're somebody we could use.

- I only go where I'm invited.

- Maybe you need a little test.

- There aint no 1658 Ocean Road.

- I'm surprised.

- Oh it's a joke.

I get it.

Well I love it when one of my guys develops

a sense of humor.

- Yeah well I'm on leave Frank.

- Well the RD thinks you've been

wearing your head under your arm long enough.

He says to me, Frank, he says what are

you running out there, a field program

or an acapella boys choir.

He says get Terrenova on his feet,

get him on the old horse.

Get that boy to ride Frank.

So here I am Vinny.

Great pair of Brogans washed with seawater,

my temper frage, but I gotta tell yah,

you don't wanna ride that's fine with me.

I got a guy in Philadelphia love to be put in your slot.

- I'm touched.

- I got a job for you.

A small one.

- What the hell is a Roger Lacoco.

- That's a good question.

Some kind of independent operator.

Intelligence says he works for himself.

- Independent operator?

We're organized crime let the local police take this guy.

- What local, the guys all over the place.

Miami, Jacksonville, Atlanta couple times

in the windy city, New York, Vegas,

the guys either a contract killer or the angel of death,

cause everywhere he goes the coroner is working overtime.

- Contract killer?

- Intelligence doesn't think he's on anybody's

particular payroll 'cause all the stiffs

are in different lines of work.

- Well what am I supposed to do Frank?

Hang out in a busy airport with his picture

and hope he strolls through with a violin case?

- Well now that's a sharp idea.

No Vinny I want you on the four o'Clock plane

to Stockton, California where you're gonna

check into the Delta Marina Hotel.

We got a contact there named Kenneth Sasusha,

a local fed, he made the guy and phoned it in.

- So you're giving me a jump ball

that nobody else wants to take?

- Yeah well, old Frank has a sene of humor too Vinny.

Come on, let's ride Vinny, let's ride.

- Oh damn my watch is broken,

it says seven 25.

- Oh it's almost eight 40.

- Oh, my watch it's broke.

It says seven 25.

- Are you Kenneht Sasusha?

- No.

- How you doing Kenny, Vince Terrenova.

If that thing with the watch is a password, I'm sorry.

I didn't get briefed on the new codes,

I just got off vacation, okay.

- Okay listen now, I say my watch is broken

I say 7:25 and you're supposed to add

the number the day of the month.

So it's the 30th so you're supposed to say,

it's 7:55 you see though then I could talk to you.

- Oh it's 7:55.

- Hi there, Kenneth Sasusha.

Now come on, this guy is at the bar

of the Delta Marina Hotel.

He usually finds a lady then disappears by nine.

- Better hurry if it's already 7:55.

- Well let's go.

- So that's him huh?

- Yeah real Masic Indie.

The RD says all these guys put on their pants

one leg at a time.

It's the only thought that keeps me going.

- What's your RD's name?

- Clayton Bartholomew, a real jerkola.

Give him the left lane if you see him coming.

So uh how are you gonna set him up?

- He doesn't belong here,

he looks bored he's hitting on semi pros.

Think he needs a buddy, I'm gonna apply for the job.

- How you gonna do that?

- All the guys he's supposedly scagged

are hit from short range with porcelain caps

so I assume that he likes specialty weaponry.

We'll start with a mutual interest and we'll go from there.

I'll do a show for him tomorrow, see what happens.

- Ooh you're going in so decisive.

- Yeah well it's a going trait

like being great bowlers.

- (foreign language)

- Show time

- Yep.

- You, bloody Mary.

- Mr. Terrenova.

- No get lost.

- I'm over here.

- Sorry,

hi I'm Mr. Katasa, KNG I'm terribly sorry I'm late sir,

traffic was horrendous and I had to open the store

before coming

- Yeah let's cut the chit chat shall we.

You got the brochures or what?

- Do you think it's alright to do this here sir?

I mean it would be much better if we were at the store.

- Why?

I know what I want.

Now let's get going what do you got?

- Alright.

From what you talked about,

I think a good choice would be the SNW airway

bodyguard model, 38 caliber, 14 and a half ounces,

click sight adjustable for windage,

227 dollars in blue steel.

- I don't want a 14 ounce gun, I'm not gonna

be carrying it around in a purse.

- Well you mentioned something you wanted to conceal sir,

and of course you must have a permit.

- I told you what I wanted.

I want a K38 combat master piece

with a three inch barrel or a 357 combat

magnum in stainless steel with a two and a half pitch.

Now if you got that fine.

Now what is this, what the hell is this?

- Well I thought perhaps for an automatic,

'cause you have a wonderful collection up.

Here's the sterling automatic model 3008.

- What am I gonna do with an automatic?

- Well it does have a nine shot capability sir.

- Yeah well if you can't get them with

the first three shots, you shouldn't

ought to have it in the first place.

- Well we don't have the two models you mentioned

in stocks, but I could call Bakersfeel,

- Yeah I'll get it somewhere else, forget it.

Go on get out of here.

- Well I'm sorry sir that we couldn't be-

- Yeah, yeah go on beat it will yah.

- Yes sir, buh bye.

- You know your guns.

- Yeah you believe this guy tried to sell me a hookers gun.

- You ever try a hecklering cospie 13

with a squeeze cocking mechanism?

- Yeah it's a good piece,

it's got what 13 in the clip right?

- Right. I got one upstairs,

it doesn't jam.

Good automatic.

- Man this is a nothing town aint it.

Everything's polyester and plaid sucks.

- It bothers you huh?

You like more sophisticated action.

- Yeah well you know I like when

the girls don't spit their olive pits in the ash tray.

This is the best hangout around here or what?

- You're looking at it buckweed.

That bar over there is about as good as it gets.

- Wow, me stuck here til Tuesday.

- Where you from?

- Don't usually say, what about you,

you live around here?

- I live in drop dead Kansas.

- Guess we're a couple of pretty closed up guys aren't we.

- Yup.

What do you do for a living buckweed?

- I jay walk and throw rocks at cars.

- You don't have to tell me,

it's just that you're sitting around here

trying to buy artillery, kinda got my interest up.

- What do you do?

- I sell peace and tranquility at reasonable rates

to deserving clientele.

- You hit em over the head and push em in the river.

Or you just dig a hole and plant them there

with a bag of lye?

- You're kind of a smart mouth guy.

Maybe I don't like you so much anymore,

maybe you ought to get out of my sight

before I get mad and damage yourself.

- Oh I get it, we gotta play this by your rules.

You get to glom all the pretty married ladies

and ask me a lot of questions,

but when it comes to you we got a different story huh.

- You're a player right.

- Whatever.

- Make me believe.

- Alright, what the hell

it's in all the eastern papers anyway.

Here.

- You in here somewhere?

- Yeah right down there.

- Vince Terrenova, arrested after Steelgraves death.

Was said to be one of Steelgraves close associates.

DA did not disclose whether the indictment

would include Terrenova, a reputed trigger man

and underworld enforcer.

- Now what was that again?

You were gonna damage me or something?

How'd that go again?

- Big shooter from Jersey, you got any real cohunes?

Meet me in front of the hotel at seven 30.

Where something dark and rubber soled shoes.

- (laughs) what are you kidding me,

what are we gonna do rob a market?

- You show up, you won't be sorry.

You don't show up well at least then we know

what you're made of buckweed.

- Well here I am.

Mind telling me what we're doing.

- Told you I got some action lined up.

Heavy hitter like you oughtta really enjoy that.

And you thought there was too much polyester and plaid.

Get a load of that.

- What is this.

- Well if I have to tell yah, then I'm with the wrong guy.

Finland, they don't speak a word of English.

You wanted some action Buckweed, let's see

if we're up to it.

- Sailor Hardware, good morning, it's

Mike Terrenova speaking.

- Agent 4587 day coats, doctor stark, calendar section,

times deals bookage.

- How's it going Vinny.

Did you meet godzilla yet?

- Yeah Roger Lacoco's definitely got the right name.

Playing it toe to toe with him,

trying to draw him out,

but he doesn't let much slip.

I found out he's not an independent operator.

He works for one guy and whoever he is,

he's not from the farm leagues.

His boss sent some blondes from Finland

while he's between assignments.

- Anything else?

- Yeah tell McPike that Kenny Sashusa

from the local OCP officers is a good hand.

I'll report to him, but Pike ought to get up here.

Let me know will yah.

I may start rolling fast.

- I got it.

Take care Vinny.

- Yeah right.

- You eating?

- Nah I don't think so.

Still got an anchovy doing half gators in my stomach.

- Yeah you should have skipped that pizza at two am.

- Morning girls, how are yah?

- (foreign language)

- I don't know what they're saying,

but it still sounds friendly.

- Check her out.

She's new, just got in this morning.

- Hey Roger, I think we got an abundance of riches

as it is, you know what I mean.

- Yeah I move fast and bore easy.

What are you doing this morning?

- I figured I'd take a run up to Bakersfield

get a new piece of iron, other than that nothing.

- Come on, I want to show you something.

Girls, here.

Stick around, don't go anywhere.

No vamous.

Stay here huh.

Sue's got a great sense of humor sending me

three crowd whores that don't speak english.

Come on let's go.

- So who's Sue?

- Huh?

- You said Sue, you said Sue had a great sense

of humor sending you the girls.

- You don't have to send her a thank you note so forget it.

- Where we going.

- You like weaponry.

Thought I'd show you a little something I designed myself.

Got it rewired buckweed.

- Yeah fixed good.

She still ride kinda rough,

but Sue say you like that so I don't put

the soft shocks up there yet.

- You got it Gert.

Doesn't look like much does she?

- No, Roger it looks pretty sad.

- Stay right here.

- What?

- This.

- Come on you gotta be kidding me with this piece of junk.

- Tickles your funny bone does it?

(gun shots)

still think it's funny buckweed?

- What do you got in this thing?

- 50 caliber traces.

- Armor appears in 20 millimeter gatlin gun,

I designed it myself.

This thing gets going it fucks the rear end

so bad I chip rubber off the tires 50 miles an hour.

- Let me ask you something.

What do you use this for?

- Weddings, birthday parties, special occasions.

Come on get in let's have some fun.

Let's just say we did my friend a favor

as we're leaving the seen of the encounter

we got a couple of bullies firing at us

from that old plane there.

- Okay let's say.

- Takes a little time to coordinate it,

but with a little practice,

anybody gets nosy we use the Lacoco

special in the rear.

We take out the grill, his block, his intestines,

everything all the way back to his spare tire.

Works great buckweed,

send it on up to the kids.

- Yah okay.

- What the hell is going on here Roger.

Who are these people you work for?

- They're very smart, and they're very dedicated.

You think saying Steelgrave was something,

he's so little my employer wouldn't stop

to pick up his action.

It would cost him money to mess with it.

- How do i get involved?

- Depends on how deep your well is.

A lot of guys can put a few caps into some hood

with his hand in the door.

What we do requires a little thinking.

- Well what do I got to do, take an IQ test?

- You don't have to take a test.

You need to take tests.

Tell you what I'll do.

Now I'm not making any promises,

'cause it's not in my hands, but if you want to work

a little, maybe on a freelance basis

under my direct supervision I'll pass it by him.

If they like you and your knees don't buckle

while they check you out who knows.

- Alright.

- Vinny

- What

- You ever kill anybody.

- Yeah.

- You ever kill a friend?

A friend who's looking at you,

pleading for his life.

- Why would I kill a friend?

- Why is not a question my employer likes to hear.

You start asking why,

he turns you into a sack of vegetables.

You still want to play buckweed?

- Yeah I still want to play.

- Okay then.

I'm going to invite you to a party.

Dress up, it's at eight o'Clock tonight.

- Frank

- It's all clear let's go.

Vinny this is Clayton Bartholomew,

He's the RD for Central California.

- How you doing

- Alright so what do you got.

- There's a piece of property

exactly 20 miles up Sheddingdole Road from the freeway.

It's gotta be at least 40 fenced acres.

It's off a dirt road, I want to know who owns it.

- It looks like they've been training soldiers

up there, they got obstacle courses,

tube transports, a lot of very unfriendly sights.

- What else?

- Somebody named Sue, I don't have a last name.

He had some rambo car, they were sending up

to the kids whoever they are.

- Rambo car?

- Yeah, it's a tricked up T-Bird.

It's got more ordinance than an F-16.

- You're kidding. Go on.

- They said they might take me on as a freelancer

if I get by some people, but he was real vague.

- What else?

- That's it.

- That's it?

- He said this action makes Sonny Steelgraves

looks like

- Bumpcus

- Yeah right bumpcus.

Anyway it's just an instinct right now,

but I really feel like I'm into something.

Here, here's a license plate of the carriole

that they keep the semi 8 T-Bird.

They truck it around.

It left just before we did.

I don't know where it's going,

but if the CHP could find it,

it might be a good idea to tail it.

I don't think you should let me out of your sight Frank.

I got a feeling I might disappear and not come back.

- This is ridiculous.

- I'm sure if something were going on here,

in my bailiwick, I'd know it.

- Uh huh.

- I can't leave Kenny inside of this any longer.

- Frank there's one other thing I didn't mention,

those girls, they were either German or Finnish,

I don't know which.

And the guy that worked on the car was German,

he was Gert something.

And I know they're training men up here.

I'm sure of that.

I hate to say it Frank,

but we may have here is

- Nazi's

- Nazi's, well that's knee wrankle.

- Yeah it would be a bureau priority memo

on the American Nazi party.

The director seems very concerned.

- Boy I hope Dr. Mingling will either

get really scared of me.

- Yeah well we could use the help.

Need somebody to follow me.

You can't stay here.

I need Kenny.

Guys like Bartholomew love it

when you throw in a few Nazis.

- Alright, we put a tail on you.

You stay in touch.

You're gonna need this.

- Vinny where the hell you been,

I went up to your room looking for you.

- I had to get ice, the machine on my floor busted.

- Yeah times changed, we gotta go to the party now.

Come on.

- Well I gotta get my coat.

- You don't need anything, let's go.

I already got ice.

- This is X-ray six.

Turn around fellows they're headed east on Sycamore.

- What's going on we just left them.

- And this traffic is going to make me.

We need two tail vehicles kapish.

- Alright let's go.

- Where we going?

- You ask to many questions buckweed.

Come on, let's just get outta here.

- [Vinny] I don't think you should let me

out of your sight Frank,

because I might disappear and not come back.

- If it's Nazi's, I think it's definitely an OCP case.

As RD, the principle point of discovery,

I want to handle it.

I'm very firm on that.

It's my so to speak ball of wax.

- It's not Nazi's.

- Kenny made the original computer hook

on Lacoco, Kenny is mine.

I repeat my field agent.

I don't see why Washington is

sending agency people out here.

- It's always like that, they can't take a joke.

- That's another thing, I'm getting very, very tired

of your dry biscuit humor Mister.

I don't think I have to remind you

that I'm a regional director.

Regional directors outrank field service supervisors

in my neck of the woods.

- Mazle tov

- I'm Charles Shagres CiA director

western hemisphere, covert operations.

You're McPike?

- Most of my life.

I was Batman in the third grade,

but that seems to have passed.

- You're Bartholomew?

- Yes RD for the OCP, this is my PO agent Sashusa.

- Roger.

- Okay now OCPR already has an agent in place,

but the air traffic controllers tell us

that the plane is passing through Canadian air space.

That makes this a CIA operation.

I just want to make sure we all know

who's on first and who's in the duggout.

- Yeah well boys, I don't play much ball.

But it seems to me my agent's on point,

therefore, he's my responsibility.

I'm gonna do all I can to reclaim him

and to protect him.

- Perhaps you haven't been reading your

interdepartmental bulletin as of late.

The CIA is superceeding the FBI

in a lot of semi described areas

including drug related crimes, political terrorism,

crimes deemed to have generated in,

but not limited to the U.S.

- Do dah, do dah day.

- Are you getting smart with me Mister?

- Yeah Mister. I'm getting smart with you.

You roll in here looking like an ad for genetic research

and tell me you're in charge of my man

and I report to you, I'm in the FBI.

Now I will co-operate informationally,

but I am in charge of Vince til my superiors

tell me otherwise, now you want to try

and change it upstairs, you go ahead.

You make your phone call.

- I'll certainly call and qualify jurisdiction.

- Well good I feel better already.

- In the meantime we're going to have

to struggle along together.

Now we're bringing in a specialist on the Nazi party.

- Yeah alright no Nazi's, it was a joke.

- German's, training exercises,

property that belongs to an international cartel,

no sir, no joke there.

- It was a joke!

Nazi's are not whacking monsters and drug dealers.

Lacoco is working for a nonpolitical.

Now can we get moving on this

and stir up some interest at the border.

- I think as RD, the principle point of discovery,

I'm in charge. I want that on the record.

I want that clearly understood.

- How you doing Rog,

- Good buckweed.

Colgy, this is Vince Terrenova,

he kills people for the bent noses in Jersey.

- Hello Vinny.

We're Mr. Croffet's security.

You packing any heat.

- Nope, left my six guns in my saddle.

- Mind if Colgy goes through you, just precaution.

- Yeah sure, go ahead.

- Squeaky clean, go get wasted.

- Excuse me, have you seen Sue?

- You talking about Suzie Profit,

- Yeah I was, Suzie Profit,

you seen her around?

- Look for Mel, little Suzie's usually not far away.

- Who's Mel?

- What are you from the Moon?

Come on sugar get with it.

- Yeah I'm sorry got some bad shrimp,

slowed me down a little bit.

(laughter)

listen, who are these people here,

what's going on?

- They're players sugar.

We're all players in the Profits wheel

of high income and hard knocks.

We live fast, burn out early, and die young, with nice tats.

- You alright?

- We got some little dishes of cocaine

on the dessert table.

Probably shouldn't mix it with the sauce.

I think we're all gonna go to hell for this one sugar.

Oh I'm going to hell.

- Hey well excuse me.

- Excuse me there bud, you seen Mel,

- New Z board, I thought he left by helicopter

a couple hours ago.

- Which Mel we talking about?

- The Mel.

- Oh.

How bout Suzie Profit, you seen her?

- If Mel left, little sister left with him.

Who invited you?

Are you a friend of the Profits?

- I came with Roger Lacoco, what's it to you?

- Perhaps you should be talking to staff.

- Something wrong Mr. Zingway,

- This gentleman seems to be lost,

I thought perhaps you could get him what he's looking for.

- Hey there's Mr. Profit.

- Mel's back.

- You know Mr. Profit?

- I keep saying I came with Roger Lacoco,

I should have had it tattooed on my arm when I had time.

- Do I know you?

- We can always hope.

- I'm Susan Profit, I understand you were asking about me?

- Oh yeah, how you doing, I'm Vinny Terrenova,

I'm a friend of

- Of Rogers?

- Yeah.

- Roger's always picking up strays,

it's one of his most annoying habits.

- Well I can forgive him just about anything

except for Marcos over here.

I'm not hitting it off too good.

I don't know what it is,

but we're not physically attracted.

- (foreign language)

- Yeah go head.

- Roger spoke to me about you last night by phone.

I had our security people do a background check.

Things didn't work out to well for Sonny Steelgrave.

And for a guy who was supposed to be keeping

him healthy, I think you had a spectacular failure.

- Yeah well you had to be there.

Sonny lived for danger, in the end the Feds had to take him.

We were driving straight for a brick wall,

Sonny never once took his foot off the gas.

- How do you know we aren't exactly the same?

- I think this is bigger.

And if it is bigger it's probably smarter.

- Maybe it's just luckier.

- No, I don't believe in luck.

I make it and I take it.

But I don't stand around and wait for it.

- Roger seems to think you're somebody we could use.

- Good.

- It's very hard to impress Roger.

- And you haven't even heard me sing yet.

- I do most of my singing in the shower.

Where do you do yours?

- Pick a spot.

- You close pretty fast.

- I only go where I'm invited Suzie.

- Maybe you need a little test,

something not too hard and not too easy.

I'll ask my brother what he thinks.

- I don't like it.

You're asking more questions than Ard Linkletter.

- Curious.

- Well get un curious, you stay curious,

you disappear you got it buckweed.

- What's this.

- Agent K 13.

- For what?

- Gotta go to work.

- What's going on here Roger?

Is that too much to ask?

You want a set of fast reflexes with no questions,

maybe I'm not your boy.

I don't know what it's like for you,

but I like to do some of my own thinking occasionally.

- [TV] No one was seriously hurt, but

- Okay buckweed, fair enough.

We're going to handle a little security problem.

- We're going to dispense some peace and tranquility.

- Mr. Profit has an associate who handles

our import problems here in Canada.

He helps to get marijuana and tie sticks

down to our people in northern U.S. distribution points.

It's a two million dollar a day hustle,

not much of an operation.

But this associate got careless,

the mounties picked him up and we're afraid

he's going to turn over and sell people.

- Since when is two million dollars a day

not much of an operation?

- Mr. Profit's worldwide operation is 20 times that.

- What?

- 40 million dollars a day in marijuana?

I bet they have a farm the size of Delaware for that.

- Who said that it was weed.

We're in the international contraband market worldwide.

We sell things to people who can't get em

through any other channels.

Guns, drugs, women, power, the grease that makes

the world such a great place to be.

- And you're telling me that Mel Profit is the boss.

- No buckweed Mel Profit is god.

Where he walks the ground shakes,

make him happy you get wealthy over night.

Cross him, the ground opens up and swallows you.

- And that's where you come in.

- We all got our place in line.

(phone rings)

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

If you're good, after we rescue him,

maybe I'll let you kill him (laughs)

that makes Mr. Profit happy,

he gets happy, starts passing around cash.

Laundered cash, buckweed, stacks of it

in 10,000 dollar bank bands,

never even counted, just passes it out like candy.

All you gotta do is pull a guys drapes over here,

blow up a house of poachers over there.

Stuff I did in the 'Nam for 465 bucks a month.

Let's go.

According to our tip, there are four guys in there with him.

They feed him at nine sharp.

Two guys go into the back of the house to get his food,

the other two are in the den on the left side,

off the entry hall.

We go in, grab em, waste anybody who tries to stop us.

- The house doesn't look that easy to break into.

- I'll get us in, all you gotta do is cover me,

while I pull Skunkel out.

- Skunkel's a dope distributor right?

- A Yugoslavian drug store,

you got the gelt he got the melt.

Only he got himself a case of terminal dumbness,

he started talking to cops.

- How you plan on getting through that door,

looks like it's made out of solid oak.

- You got a short memory buckweed.

(gun shots)

Vince cover me.

Skunkel come on we're taking you home.

- Get it out of here.

- I'm hit Vinny.

(police sirens)

- God where did that come from?

- Not gonna make it.

- You all right?

- Frank we gotta get this guy to a hospital.

Took a bullet and he's out cold.

- All in good time, if he dies he's

just paying the price of a life of crime.

- Frank I need him alive so he can vouch for me.

- Look I'll handle this with RCMP.

Skunkel can give us this whole operation.

Why don't you guys take off.

I'll write up the field report,

and put you in for a citation.

- Frank who is this moron.

- He's one of guys we've been reading about.

He's a front liner in the CIA,

agent Shagras, Agent Terrenova.

- CIA?

- It might escape your notice,

but we're in a foreign country,

that makes this a joint CIA Canadian operation.

- Alright let's get him to a hospital,

see what you've got.

- You're gonna make it Mr. Lacoco.

However, wouldn't have happened if Mr. Terrenova

hadn't gotten you here in time.

- Mind giving us a minute Doc.

- That dressing will have to be changed,

before you can leave.

I think by Sunday night you can be-

- Doc, are you deaf or what. Get out.

Tell me a story buckweed.

- I got us out of there.

Called some friends in Chicago,

they gave me Dr. Ackerman's name.

He's being paid well.

You know you been out for three days.

- It's Wednesday?

- Yeah.

- What happened to Zeke?

- Zeke?

- Skunkel, what happened to him.

- What I told you I got us out of there.

You were unconscious, I took him out in the brush

and I whacked him.

- You did huh?

- Yeah that was the job wasn't it?

- I was supposed to debrief him.

Find out which guys he compromised

so they could take off before the indictments came down.

- Yeah well you never got around to telling me that.

Maybe in the future, you ought to loosed up a little bit.

- you killed him? That's the story right.

- That's right buckweed.

He's on the arc.

- I wanna see the body.

- I'm not sure I can remember where I buried it.

- I wanna see his face, I want to count the maggots.

Get me out of here.

- No Dr. Ackerman says you can't leave til Sunday.

- Dr. Heckler and Dr. Cosh say we do it right now.

- Okay.

Looking a little peaked there Roger.

- Good.

His face, I want to see his face.

- He's in there with 10 quarts of nitric acid,

there is no face.

- A little gangland vanishing cream, huh buckweed.

How do I know who this is?

- Alright just relax.

We pulled his peace medal or whatever

the hell it was he was wearing.

Now you want to take him out for a drink

or you want to cover him up?

- (laughs) cover him up.

- Looks like he went for it.

One cadaver curtesy of the Ottawa Medical School

did the trick.

Let's get out of here.

- My brother would like you to join us

in our salon for dinner.

I think that's a very good sign.

- Must be on a lucky streak.

- Now you don't believe in luck.

You make it, you take it, but you

don't stand around and wait for it.

Was that the way it went?

- Yeah that's pretty much it yeah.

- Well you made yourself some luck Vinny.

My brother's interested in you.

A new world's about to open up.

A world of wealth, power, and pleasure

and I'm here to help you find the way