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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,479 --> 00:00:04,316 [Kite Man] Well, the briefcase appears to be nuke proof. 2 00:00:04,316 --> 00:00:05,693 [Golden Glider] You've got to be kidding me. 3 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,153 I guess we've got to find some other way 4 00:00:07,153 --> 00:00:08,821 to destroy the Anti-Life Equation. 5 00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:11,490 Totally. Or maybe I should keep it. 6 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:14,535 I mean, that way, it doesn't land in the wrong hands. 7 00:00:14,535 --> 00:00:15,828 Babe, no way. 8 00:00:15,828 --> 00:00:18,664 Bein' Beast Mode taught me I never want a power. 9 00:00:18,664 --> 00:00:20,541 The briefcase seems to respect that. 10 00:00:20,541 --> 00:00:23,085 So while it makes you a Murderey Molly, 11 00:00:23,085 --> 00:00:25,755 it just makes me a guy with a briefcase. 12 00:00:25,755 --> 00:00:27,298 Fine. Yes, you're right. 13 00:00:27,298 --> 00:00:29,175 Babe, we probs don't have time for this discush. 14 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:31,218 I think the nuke exploge tipped our locaysh. 15 00:00:31,218 --> 00:00:33,512 Damn it! Okay, you grab the briefcase. 16 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:35,973 If it's not here, they'll assume it's destroyed. 17 00:00:35,973 --> 00:00:37,266 It'll buy us some time. 18 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:42,313 We've got to stay on the move. 19 00:00:42,313 --> 00:00:45,024 And keep the briefcase as far away from you as possible, so... 20 00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:47,026 Whoa! Sweet truck. 21 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:48,569 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, babe? 22 00:00:48,569 --> 00:00:52,156 I mean, you do put the hot in hotwire. 23 00:00:52,156 --> 00:00:53,866 Chuck, we don't need a clever line 24 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:55,201 every time we do something. 25 00:00:55,201 --> 00:00:57,828 Good point. Hell yeah. 26 00:00:57,828 --> 00:00:59,622 I thought we were gonna steal the pickup. 27 00:00:59,622 --> 00:01:02,291 No way, babe. This is perf. 28 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:03,876 The briefcase is way in the back. 29 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:05,044 We stay on the move. 30 00:01:05,044 --> 00:01:07,213 and fulfill every kid's dream 31 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:10,007 of being on the open road hauling chicken. 32 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:12,426 [horn blaring] 33 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:19,892 [squawking] 34 00:01:32,405 --> 00:01:34,365 [singer] ♪ Hell yeah! ♪ 35 00:01:40,788 --> 00:01:43,499 Wow, you've gotten really good at mixing drinks, Mals. 36 00:01:43,499 --> 00:01:48,713 The secret... [gulps] ...is love what you do. 37 00:01:54,093 --> 00:02:00,766 [chorus] ♪ Darkseid! It's Darkseid! Darkseid! It's Darksei-- ♪ 38 00:02:00,766 --> 00:02:01,767 They get it. 39 00:02:05,271 --> 00:02:09,692 Oh, hey there, Mr. Darkseid! To what do we owe the pleasure? 40 00:02:09,692 --> 00:02:12,570 He always visits me on the anniversary of my parents' death. 41 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:13,779 How sweet. 42 00:02:13,779 --> 00:02:15,322 - He killed them. - Ah. 43 00:02:15,322 --> 00:02:17,575 Trust me, Malice, you dodged a bullet. 44 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:21,245 Well, nontraditional families are families still. 45 00:02:21,245 --> 00:02:23,205 You've done well for yourself here, Malice. 46 00:02:23,205 --> 00:02:26,876 Serving drinks to the scum of an already derelict species. 47 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:30,546 Hey, take it easy with the compliments. 48 00:02:30,546 --> 00:02:32,840 However, this place is beneath you. 49 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,177 - Thanks, I guess. - I have excellent news. 50 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:38,471 It's time for you to serve me. 51 00:02:38,471 --> 00:02:40,222 One Lee Trevino coming up. 52 00:02:40,222 --> 00:02:44,518 No. What I'm saying is you will come serve me on Apokolips 53 00:02:44,518 --> 00:02:48,230 and help me enslave the entire universe. 54 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:51,359 Like, today? 55 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:54,904 See, Goldilocks, you cannot look at screens all day. 56 00:02:54,904 --> 00:02:57,990 You need fresh air! It makes you strong! 57 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:02,078 You were strong when you stood up to Mr. Luthor and Ms. Villigan. 58 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,662 Well, I suppose. 59 00:03:03,662 --> 00:03:07,166 After all, I don't take orders from anyone. 60 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:08,918 I want a lollipop! 61 00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:10,336 Coming right up. 62 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:14,590 - Here's three. - Ah! Ugh. 63 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:17,343 That third one will be just right. 64 00:03:17,343 --> 00:03:20,346 And I want to go home and watch a show. 65 00:03:20,346 --> 00:03:23,391 When I was your age, I did not have shows. 66 00:03:23,391 --> 00:03:26,435 I was in a pit. I would use my imagination 67 00:03:26,435 --> 00:03:28,813 and invent stories for the rocks. 68 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:33,150 They and the darkness were my only friends. 69 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,695 Then tell me a story. 70 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:38,406 - A love story. - [groans] 71 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:41,158 [gasps] With the princess. But not with kissing. 72 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:43,536 Kissing is too yucky. 73 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:47,164 Okay, I know a love story that conveniently 74 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:49,750 has no kissing or eye contact. 75 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:50,960 Yay! 76 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,712 [grumbles] 77 00:03:52,712 --> 00:03:55,881 Once upon a time, there was a pretty cool guy named Ba... 78 00:03:55,881 --> 00:03:58,384 Um, uh... Bane-jamin. 79 00:03:58,384 --> 00:04:00,720 One day, in the 19 and 80s, 80 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,098 he met the most beautiful princess in the world: 81 00:04:04,098 --> 00:04:06,892 Princess Rebecca Chen... 82 00:04:06,892 --> 00:04:08,602 [Golden Glider] Damn it! Do you have cash? 83 00:04:08,602 --> 00:04:11,147 I must have lost my wallet escaping from the resort. 84 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:13,649 Negativ-io on the cash-io, babe. 85 00:04:13,649 --> 00:04:15,901 I tipped generously at the hotel. 86 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:18,988 The hotel that ratted us out to Villigan's? 87 00:04:18,988 --> 00:04:20,740 Those people live off tips. 88 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:23,868 Well, we can't use cards or Helen will be able to track us. 89 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:25,745 I have an idea, babe. 90 00:04:27,913 --> 00:04:28,998 Babe, are you sure 91 00:04:28,998 --> 00:04:30,750 we should just leave it in the truck? 92 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,710 Glider, no one's going in that trailer. 93 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:34,587 Chicken theft is incredibly rare. 94 00:04:34,587 --> 00:04:38,257 Now, watch a master salesman at work. 95 00:04:38,257 --> 00:04:39,550 Greetings, sir. 96 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,260 My lady and I would like a table. 97 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:46,932 Oh, and by the way, these eggs are definitely not for sale. 98 00:04:46,932 --> 00:04:48,601 - Okay? - Yeah. No. 99 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:50,603 Just because they're super special, I can't put a price on them. 100 00:04:50,603 --> 00:04:53,564 If I had to, though, I'd say $5 an egg. 101 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:54,940 Wouldn't take a penny less. 102 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:57,318 - I'll give you a dime an egg. - And sold. 103 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,156 What a sucker. 104 00:05:02,156 --> 00:05:03,491 [Malice] Well, okay. 105 00:05:03,491 --> 00:05:06,952 Yeah, sure, I totally want to. 106 00:05:06,952 --> 00:05:10,081 But I have to give Kite Man and Golden Glider a two weeks' notice 107 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:12,291 and, uh, obviously, they're not here right now, 108 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:16,796 - so I guess-- - They're on the run with that Anti-Life Equation? 109 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:20,466 Kite Man and Golden Glider have the Anti-Life Equation? 110 00:05:20,466 --> 00:05:23,969 Um, no, no, don't listen to the guy who just shit himself. 111 00:05:23,969 --> 00:05:29,517 Everyone knows Lex Luthor and Helen Villigan 112 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:32,311 have the Whatever-you-call-it Equation? 113 00:05:32,311 --> 00:05:34,522 ♪ The Anti-Life Equation! ♪ 114 00:05:34,522 --> 00:05:38,609 Right, so you should probably kill them if you need to kill anyone. 115 00:05:38,609 --> 00:05:41,654 You'd never lie to me like your parents did, 116 00:05:41,654 --> 00:05:42,947 would you, Malice? 117 00:05:42,947 --> 00:05:46,283 No way, lying is... out of fashion. 118 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:49,620 I have sought this information for a thousand generations. 119 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:52,540 Now, to fulfill my destiny! 120 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:55,209 Keep the Lee Trevinos cold for my return. 121 00:05:55,209 --> 00:05:58,879 ♪ Chill the glasses! It really helps! ♪ 122 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:02,383 Shit, shit, shit! I just lied to my god-daddy! 123 00:06:02,383 --> 00:06:03,884 Not a normal lie either, 124 00:06:03,884 --> 00:06:05,845 a lie about something he's really interested in. 125 00:06:05,845 --> 00:06:09,515 Oh, I wouldn't worry, Mals. He seems reasonable. 126 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:12,184 He came to celebrate killing my parents. 127 00:06:12,184 --> 00:06:14,311 Shit on a prick! On a stick! 128 00:06:14,311 --> 00:06:15,855 I don't know what the saying is. 129 00:06:15,855 --> 00:06:18,024 I am screwed. 130 00:06:18,024 --> 00:06:20,526 What we definitely can't do is go back to Noonan's. 131 00:06:20,526 --> 00:06:21,777 That's the first place they'll look. 132 00:06:21,777 --> 00:06:23,404 What should we do then? 133 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:26,157 We should, one, stay away from Noonan's. 134 00:06:26,157 --> 00:06:28,909 - Two, avoid Noonan's. - That's the same point, babe. 135 00:06:28,909 --> 00:06:30,911 I really can't stress it enough, babe. 136 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:34,081 How exactly does one destroy something that can't be nuked? 137 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:37,001 Easy we wait for a storm. 138 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:39,170 A brain storm. 139 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:42,381 Now let's get a look at these chicken thieves. 140 00:06:42,381 --> 00:06:45,051 - [chicken growls] - [screams] 141 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:50,431 Shoot her! Shoot her! 142 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:53,184 [screams] 143 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,521 [whimpering] 144 00:06:57,521 --> 00:06:59,023 [creature growls] 145 00:07:00,649 --> 00:07:02,735 Drop it in the ocean, feed it to a starfish, 146 00:07:02,735 --> 00:07:05,821 or awaken a Kaiju like a Mothra or a Godzilla. 147 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:08,532 I love how creative you are, babe. 148 00:07:08,532 --> 00:07:11,577 I just... I don't know if any of these things really exist. 149 00:07:11,577 --> 00:07:14,163 - Um, babe. - What? 150 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:16,248 [chicken growling] 151 00:07:17,124 --> 00:07:18,250 - [gasps] - [gasps] 152 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,294 - [people clamoring] - Chuck! I told you! 153 00:07:20,294 --> 00:07:22,797 You were right. And obviously, that's what we should be 154 00:07:22,797 --> 00:07:25,591 - focused on at this moment. - That is not what I mean. 155 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:29,637 Oh, cluckin' hell. 156 00:07:29,637 --> 00:07:32,848 See? A clever line feels pretty good sometimes. 157 00:07:38,854 --> 00:07:40,773 The scan's complete. 158 00:07:40,773 --> 00:07:43,693 There's no sign of the Anti-Life Equation. 159 00:07:43,693 --> 00:07:45,695 Congratulations, Villigan. 160 00:07:45,695 --> 00:07:47,697 Your incompetence led to the destruction 161 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:50,449 of the only thing that could kill Superman. 162 00:07:50,449 --> 00:07:52,326 My incompetence? 163 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:54,912 You had it hidden for months in a dive bar under chicken nuggets. 164 00:07:54,912 --> 00:07:56,455 What were you waiting for? 165 00:07:56,455 --> 00:07:59,291 The obvious thing. His birthday. 166 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:03,754 Or am I some kind of rube who kills Superman on a random Tuesday? 167 00:08:03,754 --> 00:08:05,464 ♪ Darkseid! ♪ 168 00:08:05,464 --> 00:08:06,966 Hello, Lord Darkseid. 169 00:08:06,966 --> 00:08:09,802 - How are you? - What a lovely surprise. 170 00:08:09,802 --> 00:08:12,805 Silence! I despise pleasantries. 171 00:08:12,805 --> 00:08:15,433 ♪ He hates small talk! ♪ 172 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,309 Where is the Anti-Life Equation? 173 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,145 Well, Lord Darkseid, 174 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:21,939 unfortunately, there was a giant nuclear explosion. 175 00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:25,484 And the Equation has been destroyed. 176 00:08:25,484 --> 00:08:28,362 [laughs] Idiots. 177 00:08:28,362 --> 00:08:32,324 The Anti-Life Equation cannot be destroyed by a mere nuclear blast. 178 00:08:32,324 --> 00:08:37,163 One thousand nuclear blasts would not even tickle a hair on its ball sack. 179 00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:39,790 ♪ It's actually Pronounced nuclear! ♪ 180 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,167 Oh, shut the fuck up! 181 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,169 Well, if it still exists, we should find it. 182 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:44,837 There's no we here. 183 00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:46,297 You two are out of your depth. 184 00:08:46,297 --> 00:08:49,592 Time to step aside and let the big dog eat. 185 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:52,928 ♪ Woof! Woof! ♪ 186 00:08:52,928 --> 00:08:56,974 Lord Darkseid, I'll happily bow out of the race for the Anti-Life Equation 187 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,893 if you agree to one tiny condition. 188 00:08:58,893 --> 00:09:01,103 - Which is? - Villigan's Crime will be 189 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,898 the exclusive delivery service for Apokolips. 190 00:09:03,898 --> 00:09:08,527 - Free one-hour shipping? - In perpetuity. It's a win-win. 191 00:09:08,527 --> 00:09:11,864 I like your style, Villigan. Deal. 192 00:09:11,864 --> 00:09:14,367 Luthor, you're awfully quiet. 193 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:15,659 Anything you care to add? 194 00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:18,287 Only congratulations to you both. 195 00:09:18,287 --> 00:09:20,664 Let me know if I can be of any assistance 196 00:09:20,664 --> 00:09:23,209 in your search, Lord Darkseid. 197 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,877 Good. So we agree. 198 00:09:24,877 --> 00:09:29,048 The Anti-Life Equation is mine, and you two are out. 199 00:09:30,341 --> 00:09:33,010 Well, you rolled over like a horny puppy. 200 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:35,513 If I hadn't, we'd both be dead. 201 00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:38,516 Once I have the Anti-Life Equation, it won't matter. 202 00:09:38,516 --> 00:09:41,936 I'll be even more powerful than Darkseid. [laughs] 203 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,854 And exactly how do you plan to find 204 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:46,691 the Anti-Life Equation before Darkseid does? 205 00:09:46,691 --> 00:09:48,067 I don't need to find it. 206 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,277 I'll have it delivered straight to me. 207 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:53,572 And then he discovered that Princess Rebecca 208 00:09:53,572 --> 00:09:56,492 had been thrown into a deep pit. 209 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:59,620 Uh... Excuse me. What is that? 210 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,164 Oh, it's just an applesauce squeezer. 211 00:10:02,164 --> 00:10:03,708 They have those? 212 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:06,836 Do you have any idea how much time I spend smushing apples, 213 00:10:06,836 --> 00:10:08,796 putting in cinnamon and nutmeg 214 00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:11,132 just so she'll eat something healthy? 215 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,843 That would be such a timesaver. 216 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:17,263 Hey, what happens to Princess Rebecca? 217 00:10:17,263 --> 00:10:18,931 Yeah, I'm riveted. 218 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:23,853 Ah, yes. Well, next, our brave hero Bane-jamin 219 00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:26,564 rescued Princess Rebecca from the pit. 220 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:29,859 The same place he spent his childhood in darkness? 221 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:32,236 Look who's been listening. 222 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:35,823 - [chicken growling] - [people screaming] 223 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:44,415 What in the ugly shit fuck-- [screams] 224 00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:45,499 - Babe! - [groans] 225 00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:48,544 - [groans - [screams]] 226 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:51,797 [screams and groans] 227 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:58,471 [groans and grunts] 228 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:00,473 [grunts and yelps] 229 00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:05,311 [yelps] 230 00:11:07,646 --> 00:11:08,814 [yelps] 231 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:11,317 I didn't eat the eggs. 232 00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:13,986 I swear. They gave me the wrong order. 233 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:18,741 [people screaming] 234 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:21,369 Babe, gut feeling, the Anti-Life Equation 235 00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:23,704 has something to do with this giant chicken sitch. 236 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:27,375 We've got to get that briefcase away from the chickens! 237 00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:31,295 There it is. 238 00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:35,508 Fuck! 239 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,677 [both] Double fuck! 240 00:11:38,677 --> 00:11:39,845 Jinx! 241 00:11:46,268 --> 00:11:49,021 [roars] 242 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:51,857 [man on radio] Management says the resort remains open during nuclear cleanup, 243 00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:56,487 with unbeatable room specials and a free continental breakfast. 244 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:59,448 - Chuck, we have to. - I know. Get the briefcase 245 00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:01,200 - out of the... - [cell phone ringing] 246 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,369 - It's Noonan. - Well, answer it. 247 00:12:03,369 --> 00:12:04,787 Well, okay. 248 00:12:04,787 --> 00:12:06,956 Uh, hey, Noonan. Just a, uh, smidge busy here. 249 00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:08,082 Any chance it can wait? 250 00:12:08,082 --> 00:12:09,834 I'm gonna put you on speaker. 251 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,919 Kite Man! It's Lex Luthor. 252 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,714 You will bring the Anti-Life Equation to me now, 253 00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:17,216 or your friends will die. 254 00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:19,385 - That piece of shit. - Okay. [stammers] 255 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:21,053 Just don't hurt them, Lex. 256 00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:23,389 We're on our way. We just need a couple minutes to, uh... 257 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:25,683 Hey, lovebirds. Don't worry about us. 258 00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:27,226 It's under control. 259 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:32,565 I'm gonna teach these guys a lesson I learned in WW1. 260 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,734 How the fuck old is this guy? 261 00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:36,235 [all grunting] 262 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,241 - [groans] - [grunts] 263 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,659 [grunts] 264 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,411 [men groaning] 265 00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:46,412 [people clamoring] 266 00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:53,544 [sighs] Feels like it's turning into one of those days, babe. 267 00:12:53,544 --> 00:12:55,129 [chicken clucks] 268 00:12:57,923 --> 00:13:00,259 [people screaming] 269 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:02,553 [roars] 270 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:09,935 [cries] 271 00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,111 [people screaming] 272 00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:26,452 Glider, shoot a beam at it. 273 00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:28,829 Without the Anti-Life Equation, I can't control my powers. 274 00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:30,373 I'll kill everyone. 275 00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:32,458 Okay, uh, let's put on our thinking caps. 276 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:35,002 What's the best way to kill a bird? 277 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:38,297 [phone rings] 278 00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:41,300 - Yeah? - Hey, Mals, uh, we need a quick fave. 279 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,469 But I'm in the middle of a retail therapy session. 280 00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:44,512 It's been a day. 281 00:13:44,512 --> 00:13:46,931 Bye! Do you have these in a seven? 282 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,892 Wait, wait. Mals, we're kind of dealing with an itty bitty emergency. 283 00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:53,604 Me, too. Although this is actually a big one. It's a one day sale. 284 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:57,400 Malice, fuck the sale. We need you and your cat, ASAP. 285 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,360 I'll drop a pin so you can find us. 286 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,237 Well, I need to feed Chessure first. 287 00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:03,322 Don't! We need her hungry. 288 00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:04,323 Fine. 289 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,076 [meows] 290 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,336 So their love was not to be 291 00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:21,465 as Princess Rebecca remained lost in time. 292 00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:23,008 Okay, no more story. 293 00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:25,010 But what about her daughter? 294 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,012 Golden Glider? What about her? 295 00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:29,640 She was being hunted by the bad guys 296 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,935 because she had the Anti-Life Equation. 297 00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:35,563 Someone will save her, right? 298 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:37,356 That is still unwritten. 299 00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:41,277 So there's still time for her to get a happy ending? 300 00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:43,612 What? You are not old enough to know... 301 00:14:43,612 --> 00:14:47,533 Oh. Oh. Oh. A happy ending to the story. 302 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:50,119 Right. Well, maybe one day you'll see. 303 00:14:50,119 --> 00:14:51,787 - [grunts] - Hey, Bane! 304 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:55,583 Look my head is outside but my body is inside. 305 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,126 [grunts] Going back in. 306 00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,545 What is this rumpus? 307 00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:07,636 I must protect my friends. 308 00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:13,976 [groans] 309 00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:21,067 Okay, Goldi, run upstairs, lock the door, 310 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,819 and don't go anywhere until I get back, okay? 311 00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:26,322 Okay. But I have to go potty. 312 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:29,283 Do whatever need to do. Just go. 313 00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:32,161 I will. But it's not number one. 314 00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:36,207 Okay, well, here's something to read. 315 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:38,000 [grunts] 316 00:15:49,553 --> 00:15:52,556 D... Do... Don... 317 00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:02,483 Donut! Yay! A donuts bathroom! [chuckles] 318 00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:08,030 Malice, there's a chicken in there. Make Chessure eat it! 319 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,949 - She's vegan now. - Malice! 320 00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:13,119 Fine. Chessure, yummy birdie. 321 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:18,290 Oh, thank God. I'm safe. 322 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,253 [growls] 323 00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:25,965 [chicken and Chessure growling] 324 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:28,718 Oh, by any chance did my god-daddy Darkseid 325 00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:32,471 show up recently asking about any particular universe-destroying device? 326 00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:34,682 - No. Why? - Nothing. Never mind. 327 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,643 [Kite Man] Oh, no! 328 00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:40,271 [roars] 329 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:44,442 Oh! No! My baby. Here, kitty kitty. 330 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,155 I'm really into you, Summer. 331 00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:50,656 Me too, Trent. 332 00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:52,616 I mean, [chuckles] not me. 333 00:16:52,616 --> 00:16:56,245 That's silly. I mean, I'm also super into yo-- 334 00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:59,665 Honey, I really think we should wait for interest rates to go down bef-- 335 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,754 All right. You've convinced me. I'm going vegan. 336 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:11,802 [all grunting] 337 00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:17,183 [rock music playing] 338 00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:23,564 That thing's older than you. [groans] 339 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:27,693 And it still gets the job done. Just like me. 340 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:28,986 [grunts] 341 00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:31,030 Two-on-one, huh? What are you guys, twins? 342 00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,990 What are you guys, twins? 343 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:35,034 Who wants some first? 344 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,244 Hey guys, I was thinking maybe 345 00:17:37,244 --> 00:17:39,205 we should put a pin in this. 346 00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,749 It's like we say at the fulfillment center, 347 00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:46,462 "Use your head, and lift with your knees!" 348 00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:49,507 Let me know if you need a receipt for that. 349 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,550 - [whimpers] - [grunts] You motherfucker! 350 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,886 - Where's my fuckin' money? - He owes you money? 351 00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:55,179 Ah. Force of habit. 352 00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:57,431 [all grunting] 353 00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:01,143 Time to end this nonsense. 354 00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:03,688 What the fuck? Where the hell is everybody? 355 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:05,731 Whoa! 356 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:11,237 And we tell the Queen of Fables we've gone union. 357 00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:13,614 [all cheering] 358 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:18,703 - [all gasp] - Well, well, well. 359 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,916 Looks like I found a little hiccup. 360 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,627 Hansel. I never knew you were a labor organizer. 361 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:30,881 Well, I am. And we are not coming out to fight 362 00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:33,300 until you agree to our demands! 363 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,761 I mean, you can't disappear for months, 364 00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:39,181 then show up and think we'll do your bidding-- 365 00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:42,309 - [gasps] Hansel! - [all gasp] 366 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,438 Now it's Nobody and Gretel. 367 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:47,148 Anybody else want to start a union? 368 00:18:47,148 --> 00:18:49,817 [all clamoring] 369 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:52,653 Good. Because we've got shit to do. 370 00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:57,241 Gettin' blood all over my wingtips, 371 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:58,451 you piece of garbage. 372 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,580 [grunts] 373 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,832 And that's how we do it at Noonan's. 374 00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:08,294 - Beers on the house! - [all cheering] 375 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:10,296 All right. False alarm. 376 00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,214 I guess everything was under control. 377 00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:13,632 Shame about Hansel. 378 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:15,843 Okay. One beer each. Then back in the book. 379 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,303 [all screaming] 380 00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:19,138 Babe, we gotta get this chicken away 381 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:20,931 from its all-you-can-eat buffet. 382 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,308 On it! 383 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,603 Hold this. 384 00:19:27,188 --> 00:19:29,815 [grunts] Holy moly! 385 00:19:37,948 --> 00:19:39,533 It's hammer time. 386 00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:42,995 Please Kite Man, don't hurt 'em! 387 00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:49,543 [grunts and groans] 388 00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:57,218 [clucking] 389 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,974 Okay. You're welcome for all the help. Bye. 390 00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:07,019 Think that briefcase tastes like chicken? 391 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:09,355 God, I love you, babe. 392 00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:11,190 [Bane] Hey. Three Bears. 393 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,692 We have a mutual friend. 394 00:20:12,692 --> 00:20:16,987 She just went upstairs to... Oh, my God. 395 00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:21,242 I hope she didn't use the... [stammering] Goldilocks! 396 00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,868 - [slurps] - [both gasp] 397 00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:25,371 Goldi?! I'm coming in to make sure 398 00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:28,791 you didn't poop yourself to the 1980s. 399 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:29,709 [grunts] 400 00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:37,717 I am a terrible babysitter. 401 00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:40,928 Looks like everything's A-okay at the bar. 402 00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,263 Look at this. 403 00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,056 I know. And this was just one chicken. 404 00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:47,685 Imagine if Darkseid or Lex Luthor got their hands on it. 405 00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:48,936 Well, that's not gonna happen, babe, 406 00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:50,479 because I'm in this till the end. 407 00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:51,897 So am I, babe. 408 00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:54,900 You and me, Chuck, no matter what. 409 00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:00,489 [Darkseid] Luthor and Villigan were useless. 410 00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:02,366 We're back to where we started. 411 00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:03,451 [DeSaad] Yes, sire. 412 00:21:03,451 --> 00:21:05,745 It appears Malice was mistaken. 413 00:21:05,745 --> 00:21:07,621 Mistaken or lied? 414 00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:09,248 ♪ Treason! ♪ 415 00:21:09,248 --> 00:21:11,542 But why would Malice lie to me? 416 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,170 Unless... she must know 417 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,547 where the Anti-Life Equation is. 418 00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:19,091 Brilliant, sire. Shall we Boom Tube to Noonan's? 419 00:21:19,091 --> 00:21:20,509 DeSaad, you donkey. 420 00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:23,596 Noonan's is exactly where a moron would hide. 421 00:21:23,596 --> 00:21:27,391 But Malice shares my bloodline, she's a genius. 422 00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:28,934 ♪ So smart! ♪ 423 00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,479 We must find a way to track her without her knowing. 424 00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:33,105 ♪ You have the chip ♪ 425 00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:34,565 I don't have any chips. 426 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:37,109 No, the one in the kitty cat. Remember, sire? 427 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:40,571 It was an add-on at checkout when you purchased Chessure. 428 00:21:40,571 --> 00:21:44,992 Ah, yes! That pushy clerk. What was his name? 429 00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:46,160 ♪ Brandon ♪ 430 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,953 Right, Brandon. 431 00:21:47,953 --> 00:21:51,165 I'm telling you, these pet stores are dens of thieves. 432 00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:55,127 So may I log you in on the "Track My Demon Pet" app? 433 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:58,381 Where Chessure is, there you will find Malice. 434 00:21:58,381 --> 00:21:59,840 Excellent. 435 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,218 It's time to get the truth from my goddaughter. 436 00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:06,263 The Anti-Life Equation is so close, I can taste it. 437 00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:09,600 ♪ Yum, yum ♪ 438 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,520 [Darkseid cackles] 439 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,814 [theme music playing] 440 00:22:42,049 --> 00:22:43,801 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 441 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:48,801 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 442 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:53,801 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 30961

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