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Hello.

Hello, I'm Steve.

I'm going to explore your apartment.

Come on in.

Hello.

This is my wife...

... Julen, say hello.

Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Steve.

Well, come in and have a look.

Here's the kitchen.

Nice apartment.

It's renovated so everything works good.

How long has it been since it was renovated?

About.. four months.

Is that staffed?

Yeah, there are glasses.

Is it rented out in current state?

Dishwasher, excellent...

... dryer, washing machine, all that in place?

We've got the dryer, we've got everything in the bathroom.

Follow me, I'll show you.

And the price...

... according to the ad on the internet...

...right?

Yeah, it's a ten.

Here's a bathtub...

... and toilet.

Good, I like it.

Just one bathroom, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Just one bathroom.

That's bad, I'm like...

... I liked the pictures of the apartment so much...

and..

... I imagined... you have that meters there...

... but the apartment seemed a little bigger to me.

I love space so much.

It's ... This is the main street.

A bit bustle in the street or something?

Well, it's not that bad.

We have new windows here.

Yeah?

So the noise shouldn't be so heavy...

But there's the main street..

Under the windows here.

Yes.

And the furnishings remain?

That's right.

If there's something I don't want, is it possible that you can take it at your expense?

Yeah, sure, that's not a problem.

Okay. Yeah, sure, that's not a problem.

Great.

That's great.

What about the fees, the neighbors?

Fee... Well, neighbors are cool and fees are 3000 CZK.

3000 CZK, huh?

Yeah, that's not a problem.

I imagined it would be a little bit...

... I would say more luxurious, more flashy...

The apartment is nice, it's nice, it's very beautiful...

... the hood, it's just nice.

Although a little kind of for a small-town, but let's just say it's cool.

I have some...

... nice... how to say...

... a plan how the apartment I'm going to live in...

... should look like.

Money's not that much of a problem...

... it's more about what I want...

... if you understand me.

I understand, of course.

Photos always distort it little bit.

Like I think you'd be happy here.

Nice lights, except the yellow one.

You can change that.

Although, that might come in handy.

Then we'd agree if I changed my mind.

Definitely.

So, that's complete.

There's probably a bedroom.

Yes, there is a bedroom.

I will probably not go there now.

But in the pictures, meters of that bedroom...

... that matches everything?

It all matches the way it is?

Yeah, yeah, nothing's changed there.

That's good.

So.

Okay.

How many meters was that?

You wrote some...

... 84...

... 84... total, right?

Yes, in total.

Yeah, and this apartment is without a terrace, right?

No terrace, right.

Alright.

Anything else?

That storage space is here.

Yeah, there's a closet, it's pretty spacious, and then it's still...

Can I see?

Sure.

Yes.

Good.

I mean, the closet looks pretty nice.

It is, excuse me.

It's okay, it's okay.

Alright, then.

So, what else?

How much are you in a hurry?

Well, I'd prefer as soon as possible.

We just need a renter.

You need to rent it, right?

There are more bidders...

... but, you seem like a nice guy to me, so I'd prefer you to rent it...

... if you're interested.

Would you prefer me?

That is nice.

Your wife... Your wife, I suppose, is this your wife?

Yes, It's my wife.

Does she understand us a bit?

Well, she's from Russia, so...

... speaks Russian.

Hey, hello...

... so, what shall we agree on?

You've got a contract in your hand.

Yeah, we can sign the contract right now.

Can I take a quick look at it?

What do you have there about the rental?

Everything should be in place except those names.

Well, I'll give it back to you...

... then we'll see if we can do it.

There's a fridge there, I suppose.

That's it over there.

The fridge is here.

Stove?

The stove is there, the oven is there.

Stove, dishwasher, everything is in the place...

... and you'll leave it all here?

Yes, it all remains.

Isn't it too old?

No, that is all came after reconstruction...

... so all those appliances are replaced and new.

Even with warranty.

So everything should be fine. Good, good...

Actually... there is no terrace...

... no lift, fortunately it is only the first floor.

What else should I ask you?

Heating is classic?

Heating classic yes. Vented, so it drowns.

Everything good.

Great.

Well, I have...

I have yet go to see about three apartments.

I admit they look so...

... better, but here I like the location, this part of the city, I understand...

... actually, it really suits me here.

So I'm looking for a compromise like I would say...

... if I choose what I want more...

... or that compromise that.

I will be at the location I want and I will regret certain things...

Parking?

Parking. Here's the blue zone.

So no problem to do through.

Exactly...

... as a card holder so I can park here as a resident.

For fee?

For fee.

How much does the card cost per year?

I think 2000 CZK for a year.

Just 2000 CZK?

Just two thousands...

Of course, this is then added to the rent...

... or is it already included in the rent?

I will ensure that...

... it has no connection with the apartment.

Good.

Since you will be resident here, I can arrange it for you.

All right.

So I guess we'll talk somewhere over there.

Yeah sure. Come sit down.

So.

Great.

Anything else you want to know about the contract?

I don't know. For how long do you want to rent it?

Well, we would prefer a long-term rent...

... so that the tenants don't change too much here.

Yeah, so you want...

... a person you can trust.

Who can be trusted and who will be here for a long time...

... and everything will be fine.

As for me, the money...

... I have no problem with that.

I can also prove that I am creditworthy...

... and...

Sure.

... problems like that you don't have to expect from me, absolutely.

A lot of things matter now.

Fees would be changed...

It will be on me, right?

Exactly.

And do you know the condition of those meters?

I don't know. I'll write it down now.

If you want, you can do it.

Yes?

You can describe it and maybe we can start making a contract.

So I'm going there and write it down.

Will you leave me here with your wife?

Yeah, she'll tell you more about apartment if you need to know or show something.

I'm sure she likes you.

I can speak a little Russian.

Yeah? So we can talk.

I speak little bit.

I learned at school. Yeah.

Perfect.

The apartment is very good.

It's your husband. You are so beautiful.

It's my husband.

She probably wants to rent it.

Baby, your husband will be back in a moment...

Is that okay?

Your husband, all good?

Yes?

Yes.

All right. I hope he doesn't come back.

Yeah, suck it.

Lick my balls, yeah.

Here are my balls.

Come on, good.

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Okay.

So deep.

And look.

This is good.

Dude, what are you doing here?

Calm down, look, it's not my fault. It's not my fault.

It's not my fault at all, look, take it easy.

What are you doing here, you're fucking kidding me?

Look, I really did... That's my wife.

I guess she's trying to make this deal work for you.

Relax.

You know what, she made it happen.

She made that happen.

Fuck you, man.

Look, she's very nice.

You have such a good wife.

Take it, just take it and...

... you fucked up, man.

No, look, you want to rent it out?

Yes, I want to rent it out.

Is she supposed to do it to someone else or is she supposed to do it to me?

Fuck you, okay? Take it.

What?

You fucked up, man.

What is this?

She's supposed to fuck elsewhere or she's supposed to fuck here.

Why she got to fuck with you?

You're here for the apartment, aren't you?

I don't know, man. Ask her.

Fuck.

Dude, dude, look. Here, take it.

Here...

... this is a down payment. Deposit for apartment.

Deposit for what?

Sit down, look, I'm taking it. I'm taking the apartment.

I'm taking the apartment. Great, great.

So I need to sign the contract.

We'll do that then, right?

No, I need a contract.

So how much?

Look, for at least a year. When you do things like this...

Okay, but let me finish it.

You're kidding.

No, take it easy, really.

And what you doing here.

Yeah look.

You will sign the contract, dude.

Yeah calm down. I will sign, you understand.

And you - calm down.

Wait, where are you going, where are you going?

I'm outta here.

Look, I have a question. You want the contract?

Well, you already gave me the money.

So you stay here.

I will not be here. I'm not crazy, man.

So I'll take it.

No, no, no, look, two-year contract. Two years.

Two years and you'll be sitting here.

You fucked up, didn't you?

No, two years, and I'll sign it.

How... two years.

Two years. Three.

Three years.

Three years, I'll give you everything. I'll pay you a year ahead.

You're really a scumbag.

Really like that. But stay here.

What do you want me to do here?

You're gonna watch me fuck your lady.

Fuck.

Yeah?

You...

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

What is it, fuck.

You fucked up.

Holy shit.

You guys are crazy, right? Fuck.

Shh, calm down.

You've got three years in there, man.

Three years?

Solid.

Fuck.

Fuck. I don't understand

Shh, calm down.

That's great.

Yeah, do it.

Good blowjob, Kevin.

Well, I taught her that.

You learned well.

That's nice.

This too?

You're fucking kidding me?

You're fucking kidding me, right?

You don't talk to me, you have a contract.

Fuck.

She likes that, look.

No, you're fucking kidding me..

Fuck, fuck.

Relax, go sit down.

I'll fuck her.

Look at his red ass, man.

Contract. Take it.

That's enough, man.

No, not yet, leave me alone.

Look what the hell we did.

Wait, I'll sign everything.

Do it.

Wait, hold on.

Fuck, come on.

Yeah, I'm coming.

That's enough, man.

Not yet, not yet. Just a little longer.

Then turn around.

What are you going to do now?

Nothing, relax.

Yeah, she's beautiful.

Sit here, sit here.

So what the fuck?

That's enough.

No-no.

Come on, I'm still waiting for the contract.

That's enough.

I don't have time to wait here for two hours.

Come on, I want to sign the contract.

Who's got to sign it?

You wanted to sign the contract.

You have to say it in Russian.

Come on, sign it.

I could have been long gone. Sign the contract.

Are you kidding me?

No calm down, easy. Sit still, buddy.

Holy shit.

Dude, you kidding me.

You kidding me.

That's enough, man.

Wait, leave her alone. Leave her alone.

That's enough.

You're fucking kidding me, right? You're gonna cum on her face?

Now leave me alone.

You're kidding, no, dude.

Dude, leave, fuck.

What the fuck is that?

Great.

It's a woman. That's a woman, man.

Okay, you gonna...

... sign it here.

So...

... here's your contract.

Okay.

Thanks.

You'll figure it out as you want.

Yeah?

Okay, I'll get dressed in the hallway, relax.

What was that?

What was that, you're kidding me?

It was for you.

Fuck.

That's not possible, fuck.

It won't go that way.

Fuck.

For the money, man. For an apartment.