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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

EPISODE 12

He Lu, He Shuang. How is it?

Have you found Murong Jiu?

Not at the front of the mountain,

or even the back of it.

Sir.

How is Ms. Tie?

Judging by the time,

her acupoint must have been released by now.

Continue looking for her.

-Yes. -Yes.

Xiaoyu'er.

Don't be scared.

After I have sought revenge for you,

I'll join you.

-Sir. -Don't come near.

Why didn't you dodge?

Did you do it for Jiang Xiaoyu?

Yes.

You pushed Xiaoyu'er to death. I'm avenging him.

Tie Xinlan! Do you have any conscience?

Our young master saved you, yet you repay his kindness with enmity.

If you are doing this for Jiang Xiaoyu,

then you should stab me harder.

You are being too soft.

Stop pretending.

You know nothing about Xiaoyu'er.

You killed an innocent man.

Yes.

I killed an innocent man.

It was not the first time I forced someone to death.

I deserve this.

All right.

I'll do it myself.

What are you doing?

-Sir. -Sir.

-Sir. -Sir.

Sir!

-Sir! -Tie Xinlan.

You may die as you wish,

but why do you have to drag our young master along?

-Dream on! -Stop.

I've made huge mistakes

ever since I left the valley.

Regarding Ms. Feng and Qin Ziling,

I have been feeling guilty.

Ms. Tie's feelings for Jiang Xiaoyu

is just like Ms. Feng's towards Qin Ziling.

She is right to avenge for Jiang Xiaoyu.

Don't interfere.

Step back.

Hua Wuque.

You've saved my life numerous times.

I thank you for that.

You forced Xiaoyu'er to death.

I should have killed you to avenge him,

but I was incapable and too useless to do it.

However, Xiaoyu'er is dead now.

There's no reason for me to live anymore.

So I'm begging you.

I wish to join him.

Please don't stop me.

Ms. Tie.

I know you're in pain,

but there might be a better solution.

That's right.

-I could tell Jiang Xiaoyu was a bad guy. -Shut up!

Xiaoyu'er was the kindest person in the world.

You don't know him at all!

-Ms. Tie. -Ms. Tie.

Sir, help me!

Sir, help me!

-What's the matter? -Sir.

Sir, help me!

What's the matter?

There's a monster over there.

Sir, help me!

What monster? It's just a squirrel.

"A squirrel"?

"A squirrel"?

Sir, please don't kill me.

Kill you?

Why would I kill you for no reason?

What a joke.

Sir, are you really not with those bandits?

What bandits?

Who are you?

I'm from the west of Xiaojia Town.

Two days ago, I came here to pray and ran into many bandits.

They shouted that they wanted the treasure and killed many people.

There were dead bodies everywhere.

I fled in fear and fell off the cliff.

I haven't eaten for two days and nights.

Luckily, I ran into you.

Otherwise, I am going to be trapped here to death.

If you can get me out of here,

I'm willing to do chores for you.

There's no need for that.

Why don't you...

be my wife?

Well...

I'm just joking with you.

I'm not that kind of person.

But...

if I could have a husband

who is smart and good-looking like you,

I would be very fortunate.

It's a shame that...

What is it?

It's a shame that I'm older than you.

When you have reached your prime,

I'd be an old woman.

By that time, you might not have the heart to divorce me even if you want to.

That will put you in a bad spot.

How can I put you in that situation?

You're interesting.

Instead of saying that I'm young,

you say that you're old.

You're such a sweet talker.

I would like you even if you were a merciless woman.

Thank you.

I'll remember the things you said.

Actually...

-I know you're lying to me. -Why would I lie to you?

Just now,

you said that you fell off the cliff.

How could you still be alive if you had fallen into the pond?

But judging from your appearance and outfit,

you don't look like a person who had fallen into a pond.

Also,

you said that you haven't eaten for two days and two nights.

But look at you.

You don't look like someone who hasn't eaten for days.

Do you think I'll believe you?

I'm the world's smartest person.

No one can fool me.

Tell me.

-Why did you lie to me? -I...

I can't tell you.

But I promise you.

If you can get me out of here,

-I'll surely tell you. -All right.

All right.

Then,

let's find a way to get out of this place.

All right.

I still don't know your name.

Xiaoyu'er.

"Xiaoyu'er"?

What a nice name.

-What's your name? -I'm Xiao Niang.

"Xiao Niang"?

That's not bad either.

When can we get out of here?

Why does this place look the same no matter where we go?

Gosh.

I heard that there is a little monster on this mountain.

It loves to misdirect people.

It feels happy when people get lost.

Little monster!

Little monster!

Don't yell!

What if the monster comes?

I'm calling for it to come out.

Since it is trapping us here,

it must have wanted us to stay to keep it company.

I might as well get it to show up sooner, so that we can drink and sing together.

Isn't that good?

Where are you from?

You've got quite the nerve.

Where are you from?

Could you be...

that little monster?

You're joking again.

I come from a good family.

How could I possibly be a monster?

Gosh, let's just stop walking.

Walking around will only make that little monster happy.

I might as well take a nap.

Let's not stay here.

If we stay here, that monster might really show up.

What's there to be afraid of?

I'm the world's smartest person.

I'm taking a nap.

Sir, wake up.

Wake up.

I just saw someone pass by.

-Let's take a look. -All right.

There's no one here. It's just a Buddha statue.

So it's a Buddha statue.

Sir, look.

Look at the armrest.

It seems to have been touched by many people.

But why would they touch this armrest?

Could it be a secret button?

Not only are you smart, you also have keen eyes.

There's a hole here.

Let's go and take a look.

No. What if it's a trap?

Sir, you're such a cautious person.

I wouldn't have lived until today if I wasn't cautious.

There's another hole here.

What kind of place is this?

-I'll go down and take a look. -No, it's too dangerous.

It's made of iron.

Hey, get down here.

-Sir, I'm scared. -Gosh.

What's there to be afraid of? Come on.

Okay.

All right.

Sir, I'm scared.

What's there to be afraid of? I'm here.

This is so beautiful. Someone must have put it here.

As long as it's human, we don't have to be afraid.

What do you think

this thing made out of iron is?

Could it be a coffin?

You're so adorable.

Have you ever seen such a huge coffin?

It's fine.

-Sir, I'm scared. -Don't be afraid.

Are we going to hell?

"Hell"?

If so, I would like to see what King of Hell looks like.

No, I'm scared!

We've arrived.

There is a passage outside.

Is anyone there?

Don't shout.

It's fine. It's bright out there.

Why can't I open the door?

Sir, look.

There's a similar secret button here.

It's open.

Hey, don't!

Stay here. I'll check it out.

-Be careful. -Don't worry.

This underground palace is quite clean.

Is it really safe in there?

It's safe. Come out.

All right. I'm coming.

Fire!

Sir, it's on fire!

-Save me! -Hey!

It's on fire!

Sir, save me!

Save me!

Sir, save me!

Show yourself!

I don't care if you're a human or a ghost!

Show yourself!

Listen.

Don't think about scaring me!

You can't scare me.

Either you die or I die!

Bring it on!

Come out!

Come out!

Come out!

Stop playing tricks.

Come out!

Xiaoyu'er, you must be hungry.

You even know my name.

There's nothing the owner of this place doesn't know.

The roasted chicken is very tender.

It's specially prepared for you.

Who are you people?

How do you know if we are human?

I'm warning you.

Stop playing tricks.

Otherwise, I'm afraid...

I won't hold back from beating you to death when I see you.

You've got quite the nerve.

You even broke into this place.

But if you really have the guts,

-then eat the chicken. -"Eat the chicken"?

You really have quite the nerve.

What's there to be afraid of?

Even if you are a ghost, I'll also turn into one after I die.

All of us will be ghosts. Who's afraid of whom?

Are you sure that the chicken isn't poisonous?

Well, is it poisonous?

There are many ways to poison me to death.

Why go through the trouble of treating me to a chicken?

But some people just love to go through the trouble.

That's right.

There are indeed people who love going through the trouble.

I was wrong.

Is that him?

He is not as good-looking as me.

Not as good-looking as me either.

Xiaoyu'er.

He is awake.

-Am I a human or a ghost? -He is awake.

-Am I dead or alive? -Take a look for yourself.

What outfit is this?

-Is it nice? -Do you like it?

-Are you guys the owners of this place? -Do you like it?

No.

Where's your master?

Tell him to meet me.

The queen isn't someone you can meet as you wish.

-"The queen"? -That's right.

That's right.

I'm the queen of this place.

-She is here. -Let's go.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

You're such a sweet talker.

I would like you even if you are a merciless woman.

Thank you.

I'll remember the things you said.

You?

You're not dead.

I was going to die.

But after seeing you cry,

I couldn't bear to die.

Is there really no one in this world

who can fool

the world's smartest person?

There is.

But it won't be you.

Do you think I didn't know?

You lured me here

and arranged everything.

People like you

will only let others die.

You won't bear to let yourself die.

I just realized

that you're a real man.

Look at this palace.

Do you like it?

I do.

Of course, I like it.

I love it so much.

I've been to all kinds of places,

but I've never been to a palace like this.

All of you.

Come and greet your new master.

Do you dare to disobey your master?

-Greetings, Master. -Greetings, Master.

Rise.

-Thank you, Master. -Thank you, Master.

All right, I'm going to drink with your master.

You are all dismissed.

-Yes. -Yes.

It feels good to be a master.

Little devil, you really are interesting.

I've been here for more than a decade,

but I've never been so happy before.

Well, I'm going to make you happy every single day.

You said it yourself.

Although your name is Killer Enchantress,

I'm not afraid of you.

How did you know that?

I not only know your nickname,

but I also know that you're Xiao Mimi, one of the Ten Great Villains.

Although you look beautiful and your skin is tender,

you're actually around 40 to 50 years old.

But it's fine.

I don't mind that you're old.

-You got one thing wrong. -What is it?

I'm only around 30 years old.

You can get anything wrong.

But if you're wrong about a woman's age,

she's not going to spare you.

I know who you are, but you don't know who I am.

-I just have to know that you're my man. -How can that be?

Why must I only be your man?

If the Ten Great Villains had a friend,

that would be me, Xiaoyu'er.

You're not considered a good person.

But if you want to be a friend of the Ten Great Villains,

you're still too inexperienced.

"I don't get near the evildoer. He who gets near will be killed."

"But you have to be careful when you do that.

If he loses too much blood, the meat won't be fresh anymore."

"Under Jiuyou,

live life like a devil.

Even if the meat isn't fresh,

there will be offerings for the ghost."

"You're such a nuisance."

-You know them? -I grew up in Wicked Canyon.

No wonder.

Then do they always talk about me?

Of course.

They told me to be careful if I ever run into you.

Don't get attracted to you.

But after I met you,

I realized I'd be happy even if I get killed by you.

You little devil.

Your palace is so huge.

Why don't you show me around?

Come on. Lead the way.

This is the hot pool.

Hey.

Why are there only

hot pools and chambers in your palace?

Don't you have a meeting hall?

Everyone here listens to me.

So you just need to have fun with me.

-What's the need for a hall? -All right.

Such a good boy.

There's someone here.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Are you jealous?

If you're jealous,

just come over and tell me.

-My queen, spare my life. -He clearly hates her very much,

-Spare my life, my queen. -but he is pretending to be nice.

-My queen, spare my life. -He's something.

Spare my life, my queen.

Spare my life.

My queen, spare my life--

Xiaoyu'er, what's the matter?

Nothing.

I was just thinking

that he's such a good-looking person.

Why don't you let him serve you?

All the men in this world can approach me to serve me.

Except him.

Why?

Don't judge him by his terrified look.

His father is a hero that nobody dares to offend.

His father is Yan Nantian?

Even though you are young,

you always bring up matters from the past.

Yan Nantian has long been defeated in Wicked Canyon.

Of course, that hero is someone else.

Let's not talk about this. Let's go back and drink.

All right.

I've been wanting to drink with you.

Wait.

What's the matter?

It's the call of nature.

Where's the toilet?

-Where's the toilet? -Do you want me to go with you?

It's such an indecent thing. How can I trouble you to go with me?

Hey, you!

-Take me to the toilet. Hurry. -All right.

Wait for my return.

This way, please.

This is it. Master, please.

-Wait here for me. -Yes.

Why did you snort?

I didn't.

Interesting. What's your last name?

My last name is Jiang.

What a coincidence.

What's your name?

My name is Yulang.

Yulang?

Jiang Yulang?

Mr. Jiang.

There's something I would like to ask you.

Go ahead.

Why doesn't this palace feel damp at all

despite being built underground?

Where does the water go?

Could there be a passage underneath here?

There's no passage.

It's a grave.

Whose grave?

It's the grave of the person who built this underground palace.

You know a lot of things.

How long have you been here?

-A year. -A year?

How did you get here?

Well, how did you get here then?

Not bad.

Come here.

Master, what are you doing?

This underground palace is so huge.

There must be a secret passage to get out of here.

Do you know where it is?

I don't.

-You've never checked? -No.

-Don't you want to get out and go home? -This place is great.

I'm happy and content as long as I can keep the queen company.

Stop pretending.

I know you hate her very much and always think about getting out.

You only have one option now.

Work with me.

Master, please pee if you want to.

Stop torturing me.

The queen is still waiting to drink with you.

Remember the things I said.

Remember every single word.

Yes.

-Lead the way. -Yes.

Master, please.

I'm back.

What took you so long?

What's with Mount Emei?

I got a stomachache after I got here.

Come on. Let's drink.

Leave now.

My queen, I have something to report.

Just now, he pretended to go for a pee.

He tried to make me collude with him.

He did not only ask me the way out of the palace,

he also wanted me to escape

with him.

Xiaoyu'er.

Why ask him if you wish to know where the exit is?

You can just ask me.

I was in Wicked Canyon for 18 years.

Could this place be any worse than Wicked Canyon?

I wanted to test him earlier.

Test him?

He was so angry

when you hit him earlier.

So I wanted to help you see if he was being honest

or not.

It doesn't matter if he was honest or not.

I'm the only one who knows the way out of this underground palace.

How could I keep an eye on so many people?

Has anyone managed to escape all these years?

So don't you worry about it.

How could I not think of that given that I'm smart?

But it's all right now.

This guy is indeed an honest man.

Don't worry.

As long as I can keep the queen company,

I'm not going anywhere.

All right. Good boy.

Don't think about anything.

-Go get some sleep. -But...

But you have to be careful of this person.

-You want me to kill him? -I...

You don't get to be jealous.

Get lost.

Don't be mad.

Come on. Let's drink.

There's only one cup left.

Let me feed you.

Open your mouth.

He really is a bad boy.

He's not a good person.

You as well.

Then why didn't you kill me?

Could it be...

that you couldn't bear to part with me?

That's right.

I couldn't bear to part with you.

You come from Wicked Canyon.

I would like to see

how bad you can be.

Fatal Thrust?

What's going on?

Who killed them?

I'm scared.

-Evil spirits are here. -Nonsense!

I heard that many powerful martial artists have come to Mount Emei.

Maybe some enemy has entered my underground palace.

-Where are you going? -To kill the enemy.

-Stay here. Don't follow me. -No way.

I...

I'm scared.

If you dare to pull tricks,

I'll kill you.

All right, I'll stay.

What are you doing?

I'm feigning death.

You're smart.

Wait for my return.

What am I waiting for

if I don't leave now?

Come here!

Would you like to experience the Fatal Thrust?

Master, save me.

The killer was a man in a dark suit. He escaped.

Stop pretending

or I'll take you to Xiao Mimi.

Get me out of here.

No, there's no way out.

How do I get you out of here?

No way out?

If there was no way out, you wouldn't kill everyone here.

I've seen through your tricks.

You're not someone who is willing to become a slave.

You did all these

so that you could escape one day.

Am I right?

You've thought too highly of me.

I don't have such capabilities.

Why are you being so modest?

Your father is the hero of the present age.

Given your ability,

you must be able to deal with these people.

Get me out of here.

No, there's no way out.

How do I get you out of here?

No way out? All right.

Let's wait for Xiao Mimi to return.

Anyway, I think

she's going to kill you first.

Are you still not telling me?

Xiao Mimi.

-Hey! -Xiao Mimi--

-I'll get you out of here. -You should have done that earlier.

Get up.

Get up.

The exit is actually in the toilet that everyone goes to.

You're good.

Are you fooling me?

Jump.

Why don't you jump?

I'm warning you.

Don't play tricks.

The exit is right below.

It's up to you to come with me or not.

Hey.

Hey. Are you coming or not?

I'm leaving if you're not coming.

Hey, wait for me.

A wise man does not lose out.

Strange.

All entrances are sealed.

How did the enemy get in?

Xiaoyu'er.

Xiaoyu'er.

Xiaoyu'er.

Jiang Yulang?

These two little devils.

Where are you?

Keep moving forward.

Just keep moving forward and you'll see the exit.

It stinks.

I will never come to this stinky place again

even if I have to die.

I can guarantee

that I won't be able to eat or drink for one whole month.

Is that so?

I don't have enough food stored.

If you don't eat, that'll be great.

This place is quite comfortable.

There's wine

and sausages.

And books too.

-Get up. -Hey.

You even made the bed for me.

Hey, how did you find such a hidden place?

I know even if you don't tell me.

Xiao Mimi must have kicked you down this stinky pit.

That's how you found this place, right?

I spent a year to dig up this hole

inch by inch.

You dug it?

That's right.

During my first month here,

I thought about all the possible ways to escape.

Since I couldn't find the exit,

I built a shelter for myself instead.

When Xiao Mimi thinks that you've escaped,

she'll leave the underground palace to find a new batch of servants.

At that moment,

you'll have time to look for the exit.

That's right.

You were willing to live miserably

and pretend to be a servant who cleans the floor and bathroom.

But you jump into the stinky pit late at night

to dig up such a nice shelter.

You're a talented person.

There's a set of clean clothes.

Get changed.

You're quite thoughtful.

Gosh.

Xiaoyu'er!

Jiang Yulang!

Xiaoyu'er!

Xiaoyu'er!

Jiang Yulang!

Xiaoyu'er!

Xiao Mimi?

Xiaoyu'er!

Show yourself!

Xiaoyu'er!

-Jiang Yulang! -When you came down,

did you close the lid of the pit?

Subtitle translation by Jia Yuan