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♪ You made a fool of me ♪
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♪ But them broken
dreams have got to end ♪
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♪ Hey, woman, you
got the blues ♪
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♪ 'Cause you ain't got
no one else to use ♪
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♪ There's an open road
that leads nowhere ♪
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♪ So just make some miles
between here and there ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my head
where the rain comes in ♪
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♪ You took my body ♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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♪ Ha, ha, woman ♪
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♪ It's a crying shame ♪
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♪ But you ain't got
nobody else to blame ♪
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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♪ Rolled in from another town ♪
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Ah, yeah!
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Let's go! Yeah!
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Oh, good, there you are.
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Right this way.
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I've got number one.
We're traveling.
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Wow, you look
absolutely incredible.
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Aw.
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I'm actually a really big fan.
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Oh.
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You smell really good too.
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Here is the stage.
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♪ But you better get
your face on board ♪
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♪ The very next train ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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Thank you, everyone, for coming.
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We are so excited
to welcome back
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Deborah Vance!
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That's it?
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Our Deborah Vance
slot machines...
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- Hey, Marty! Marty!
- Are exclusive to the...
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- Hey! Marty!
- Palmetto and to Caesar's.
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Where's Deborah?
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Yeah, she's a little
busy these days.
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♪ Hold on and you might ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Be famous ♪
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You've had such a year
since that special came out.
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What's next? Nobel Peace Prize?
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It's such an ugly medal.
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Got to tell you, loved
the Super Bowl commercial.
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Oh, wasn't that fun?
And I actually do
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love Tostitos Scoops.
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Did you ever imagine
you were going to be
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on the "Time" 100 list?
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Yes.
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I loved your special.
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I loved your vaccine.
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Deborah, come to Brazil.
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You know, I keep hearing that.
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You know, I will.
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That's not real crab!
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Yes!
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Wait, just so you know, I
fucking hate your sister,
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and I want to kill
your sister for you.
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You're adorable.
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♪ And let 'em decide ♪
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♪ But now you're thinking why ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ You're famous ♪
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♪ Your way to paradise ♪
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Oh, George, thanks for letting
me get up here so last-minute.
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I'd bump anybody for you, baby.
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You've got to be kidding.
- You're the best.
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Plus you've got the biggest
special in the world.
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I'm so proud of you,
you have no idea.
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Thank you.
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Ah, thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is so intimate.
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I...
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no, really, I haven't...
I haven't played
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a room this small for a while.
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So...
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Anyway, thanks in
advance for being kind.
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I'm working out some
new material, so...
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It might be a little rough.
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Why are you laughing?
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Anyway, um, you
know, I-I was, uh,
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out walking my two corgis
the other day and...
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That's not the joke.
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Why...
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- You don't see it?
- Mm-mm.
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The strawberries are with
the Waterford crystal,
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the cacti are with the penguins,
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and the corn cobs are
nowhere near each other.
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It's chaos.
- Huh.
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She's obviously
not sleeping again.
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I might have to slip
Ambien in her coq au vin.
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Good morning. Both: Hey.
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You look gorgeous.
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Oh.
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Your stylist is in
the living room.
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- Good.
- Actually, while I have you,
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we need to go over a few
things with the collection.
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Sure.
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It's not good.
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For the DV baseball caps,
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we wanted to feature
one with text.
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The designer suggested
"fabulous" on acid-wash denim.
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Oh, that's so tacky.
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Let's do "chic" on the
leopard print hearts.
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Perfect. I'll see
you at the office.
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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So we have some
incredible options
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for the award presentation.
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Everybody sent looks...
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Celine, Fendi, Dolce...
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Oh, the other day,
somebody told me.
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Dolce is extremely problematic.
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Okay, no Dolce. We
love a woke queen.
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Oh, I didn't say I
wouldn't wear it.
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I'm just telling you an
annoying part of my week.
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Hilarious.
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Ooh.
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I love that one.
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But also no, you know?
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You know, um, these
are all lovely, um,
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but nothing's really
speaking to me.
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You know, I just...
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I think I might have
something better in my closet.
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♪ We were born to be ♪
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♪ Alive ♪
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♪ We were born to be ♪
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♪ Alive ♪
- ♪ Born ♪
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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♪ Yes, we were born ♪
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♪ Born ♪
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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Mm-hmm.
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Holy fuck.
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Okay, so I'm thinking
floor-length,
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so let's go to evening gowns.
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Alaia, no.
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Ann Demeulemeester, maybe,
maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Alexander McQueen, no.
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Let's see.
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Yeah, the A's were good to me.
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Let's see, let's see.
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No. No.
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Eh, predictable. No.
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♪ It's good to be alive ♪
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♪ To be alive ♪
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Hm.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here it is.
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What do you think?
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Okay, honey, this is it.
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I'm not so sure now.
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I don't...
- Trust your gut.
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It's so bright, so bold.
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It'll make a splash.
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Really?
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- Love.
- Obsessed.
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- Will you zip me?
- Yeah.
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It was actually
custom-made for me.
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I never got to actually wear
it to the event, though,
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'cause Polanski fled.
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It's actually j...
i-it just won't close.
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But you know, did you
drink any seltzer today?
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Because I read on this
website one time that
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seltzer can make you
bloat, and it definitely
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would be the seltzer.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I just need to lose a
little bit of weight.
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I got two weeks. I can...
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I can make it fit.
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How do these walk?
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- No words.
- Oh, my God.
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- Beautiful.
- You better walk.
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Yes. Yes.
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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Yay, my Botox settled.
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Mine didn't. I'm gonna
sue Getty Images.
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- Ugh.
- Stop.
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I'm disgusting.
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Oh, hey, Ava said
she had work tonight,
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so she might still be working.
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- Okay.
- FYI.
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Ava?
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Oh. Shit.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I was... I was ch...
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Chopping the blocks as they
were flying towards me,
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and they get louder as
they gather in power.
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What's up, you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey, why don't you
guys head to the back
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and... and we'll
meet you in a second?
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It's... it's...
- Sure.
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- Yeah.
- Over that way.
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You... you know you could have
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told me if you didn't want
to come to the premiere.
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No, I swear to God I worked.
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I had to read, like, 500
pages of fucking research
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on how the coral
reefs are collapsing,
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and it was so depressing
that I literally had
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to escape to an
alternate reality.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did I look dorky?
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No, not at all.
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- Really?
- No.
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Really sexy.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Shit. Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, you guys. I'm
gonna have to call this in.
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You can wait here or you
can walk to the next stop.
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I'm so sorry.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I was distracted.
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I'm gonna be late for work now.
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Fuck you.
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I-I'm hearing you.
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And also, I want to commend you
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for using mass transit.
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You're a piece of shit, okay?
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I'm sorry, I-I'm just
gonna go wait in my car.
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Don't leave the scene either.
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I won't. Sorry.
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Oh. Uh, hi, Lewis.
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Sorry, I-I'm almost done
with a... a new draft.
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Sorry it's late.
I... this morning...
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Uh, no... no worries.
That's not why I'm here.
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So the good news.
Good news is that
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the story on the heat
dome is turning out great.
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- Great.
- Bad news is that
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Josh is stuck in Arizona.
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All flights have been canceled
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'cause the tires are
melted to the tarmac.
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Again?
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Um, so he won't
make it to Montreal
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for the panel with
me this weekend.
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Do you think you might want
to take his place, go instead?
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, yeah, I-I would love to.
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- Yeah?
- Thank you.
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Great. I'll have
Gretchen send you
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the information.
- Yeah.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- Okay, thanks.
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All right, goodbye.
Back to work.
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Sorry it's so last-minute.
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Oh, my God, it's totally fine.
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It's so awesome he asked.
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I know, right?
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There are so many other writers
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they could have asked
who've been there longer.
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But he asked you.
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Plus I have fight
choreo all weekend.
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Apparently there's,
like, a whole episode
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that's just one epic fight scene
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where I realize my powers as
Wolf Girl during the fight.
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Oh, my God. Of course
the female protagonist
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doesn't know what's going
on with her own body.
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Actually, it's like a metaphor
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for how society views
female anger as unpalatable.
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Oh, that's really good then.
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Do you need me to pick up
your car while you're gone?
265
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,741
Oh, thank you, but I guess
it's gonna be a while.
266
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,410
I hope that guy's paying
for it since he hit you.
267
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,996
Yeah, for sure he will.
268
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,207
BMW drivers, such dickheads.
269
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,085
Zoom-zooming around, you know?
270
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,754
Um, hey, do you know where my
collapsible water bottle is?
271
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,965
Oh, yeah, I'll check
the dishwasher.
272
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,198
Thank you.
273
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,993
Ugh! Oh, my God!
274
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,453
Could you have
driven any slower?
275
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,079
We missed three shows already.
276
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,706
Yeah, well, that was harrowing.
277
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,417
Why would you rent
a $300,000 car
278
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,961
in a new city with
French road signs?
279
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,255
Because JFL is the
comedy industry event
280
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,882
of the year, Jimmy.
281
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,258
Deborah's doing amazing.
I want people to know
282
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,468
we're doing amazing too.
283
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,219
It's all about peacocking, baby.
284
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,387
No, it's not.
285
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,889
Reps come to this festival to...
286
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,932
Cheat on their wives.
287
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,267
Sure, but we are here to see
288
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,061
fresh, interesting
new voices, okay?
289
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,187
Stop stressing.
290
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,189
Mi trust fund es su trust fund.
291
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,025
Just charge it.
292
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,277
Thank you. She has a
huge bag in the back,
293
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,445
and also it's very sensitive.
294
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,304
Be careful on the gas.
295
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,033
Hey, Jimmy, Kayla.
296
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,117
Ugh.
297
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,369
Hey, guys, what's up?
298
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,120
Surprised to see you two here.
299
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,998
You know this is New Faces,
not Old Faces, right?
300
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,958
Ha ha, very funny.
Just so you know,
301
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,378
we have a diverse roster
of clients of every age.
302
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,463
Yeah, I saw you just
signed Valerie Bertinelli.
303
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,090
Yeah, we did. Huge
get... lot of people
304
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,341
wanted Valerie, but
we got her, so...
305
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,967
And guess what?
We only represent
306
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,844
Valerie Bertinelli's
non-cooking appearances,
307
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,970
so you actually
fucking don't know
308
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,055
what you're talking about, Dan.
309
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,431
Whatever. We got to go.
310
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,183
Hey, good luck this winter.
311
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,144
A bad flu season could
knock out your whole roster.
312
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,855
- Oh, shut the fuck up, okay?
- Whoa.
313
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,066
Great to see you guys.
Maybe I'll see you around.
314
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,776
- Yeah.
- Silas.
315
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,486
I just drove a Lambo,
by the way, just now.
316
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,154
Congrats.
317
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,556
And he did a good
job driving around!
318
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,504
It's so '80s in here.
319
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,548
Oh, is that true?
Is it the birds?
320
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,841
Well, I mean, I
don't know. I just...
321
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,342
Uh, Logan and Mirya, right?
322
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,052
Ava from the "Ice
Age" roundtable.
323
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,971
Oh, hey.
324
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,514
You guys were so
fucking funny at that.
325
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,016
Oh, my God, no, you were.
326
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,434
Seriously, we were
talking about it.
327
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,060
Oh, that's so nice
of you to say.
328
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,478
I was a little nervous
because I'm not
329
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,063
super familiar
with the universe.
330
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh, who cares?
331
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,027
Sorry...
332
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,363
Are you wearing,
uh, Black Pashmina?
333
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:33,534
Yeah, um, my boss says I
don't process onions well,
334
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,453
so she gave me a bottle to
wear every time I'm around her,
335
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,579
but it's... it's fine.
336
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,122
Yeah, it stinks.
337
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,541
Um, are
338
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,209
are you working
for Deborah Vance?
339
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,919
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we've been
340
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,504
writing for her for,
like, a few months.
341
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,841
Yeah, she's winning Comedy
Special of the Year.
342
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:49,884
She's here?
343
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,284
Yeah.
344
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,221
Do you know if her
manager's here too?
345
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,556
And then I asked
myself, you know,
346
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,932
do I even want to
date a male model
347
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,184
at this point in my life?
348
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,186
And the answer was, yeah.
349
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,896
- Okay, Kayla...
- I do want to.
350
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,720
Who are those Latitude
douche bags talking to?
351
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,151
Oh, um, Clive somebody.
352
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,612
Yeah, that's one of the shows
that we missed on stage four.
353
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,429
Apparently he's the
toast of the town.
354
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,910
Okay, we gotta meet that
guy. We are gonna sign him
355
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,078
before Latitude does.
356
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,871
Okay, there we go.
357
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,581
We got a live one.
358
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,167
I'll do some recon right after
I hit the little ladies' room.
359
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,419
Do you happen to have a tampon?
360
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,921
Why would I?
361
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,506
I don't know, Jimmy.
362
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,925
Hey. Deborah's here?
363
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,551
- You're here?
- Yeah.
364
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,261
Lewis asked me to join
a panel last-minute.
365
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,305
Oh, my God, Ava, that's
huge. That's awesome.
366
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,123
And she hired new writers?
367
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,269
You know what, she hired two,
368
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,063
which is actually a
compliment, isn't it?
369
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,314
She had to replace
you with two people.
370
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,565
Wow.
371
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,150
Also, you look great.
372
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,152
I like this blazer. Very writer.
373
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,946
I'm not ready to see her.
374
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,304
Ava!
375
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,616
That doesn't matter at all.
376
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,076
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
377
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,911
That's Winnie Landell.
- Who?
378
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,538
The head of your network.
379
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,539
Introduce me.
380
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,957
Be charming. Come on.
381
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,375
15 people, none
of them like her.
382
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,418
- I agree.
- I don't think she's funny.
383
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,086
- Hi.
- Uh, Ava,
384
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,296
this is Winnie Landell.
She gave me my job.
385
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,589
So by proxy, she gave you yours.
386
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,341
What are you?
387
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,969
Uh, mostly Irish, a
little Scottish...
388
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,638
No, no, no, I mean
agent or stand-up...
389
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,932
- Oh, no, I'm a writer.
- Of course you are.
390
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,976
Actually, she's my
favorite writer.
391
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,477
Keep that on the down-low.
392
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,147
Hi, Lewis. Winnie, I
am Jimmy LuSaque, Jr.
393
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,482
I'm Ava's manager and
a huge fan of yours.
394
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,567
Everything you've
done at the network...
395
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,152
You're Jimmy LuSaque's kid?
396
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,153
- Yes.
- I knew him.
397
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,529
I fucked him once.
398
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,655
After the divorce
399
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,490
mine, not his.
400
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,326
Well, I don't know, maybe his.
401
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,702
We didn't talk much.
402
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,245
What year?
403
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,663
Have you seen the
spicy tuna guy?
404
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,248
- Uh, no.
- No.
405
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,042
Was it post-'96?
406
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,668
Uh, so Winnie and I
are headed to dinner.
407
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,712
And then after, we're gonna
go to Seth and Evan's party.
408
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,963
Do you want to go to that?
- Yes.
409
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:51,964
Yeah.
410
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,698
Hey, hey, spicy tuna.
411
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,635
Okay. See you there?
412
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,119
- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
413
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,016
Wow. Blunt. You okay?
414
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,559
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it
was after the divorce.
415
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,144
So do you think that
was an invitation
416
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,646
for both of us or just you?
417
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,314
I don't know. I'll
f... I'll find out.
418
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,565
I literally sweat through
my shirt when I heard
419
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,650
about Deborah, so
I got to change
420
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:11,734
if I'm going to this party.
421
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,677
Okay. Text me, all right?
422
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,197
Oh.
423
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,990
Sorry, can you hold the door?
424
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,307
Sorry. Thank you.
425
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,370
Wh
426
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,812
Wh-whoa.
427
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,750
Wow. Oh, my God.
428
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,418
Deborah, hi.
- Hi.
429
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,754
I had no idea you were here.
430
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,256
Give me a hug.
431
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,407
Wow.
432
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,511
Wow. Uh
433
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,388
well, it's... it's an
honor to be in the presence
434
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,056
of Supreme street wear royalty.
435
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,557
- Ah.
- Congrats on everything.
436
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,601
It's been really
cool to see it all
437
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,561
from afar, obviously.
438
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,230
It's been a good year.
439
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,398
How you doing?
440
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,524
Good. Real good.
441
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,109
Really, uh, really good.
442
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,695
So doing good, yeah.
443
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,928
You look well.
444
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,782
Thanks.
445
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,369
And you look, uh, the same.
446
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,579
That's the goal.
447
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,456
So, um, what are you up to...
448
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,083
I'm headed to a
really cool party.
449
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,043
On my way right now.
450
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,129
It's on a roof... top.
451
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,447
Fabulous.
452
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,467
Oh, shoot, this is me.
453
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,220
Um, it was good to see you.
454
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,305
Have fun.
455
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,622
Okay.
456
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,276
Uh, I look well?
457
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,652
You got nothing
on my new haircut?
458
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,778
You're not gonna say I look like
459
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,572
a little page boy or something?
460
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,740
No, I just thought
maybe you'd put
461
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,408
a child's wig on backwards.
462
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,493
There we go. Thank you.
463
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,537
Can I start on the blazer now?
464
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,665
Sorry, is that the Tom
Cruise coconut cake?
465
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,459
How the hell did you know that?
466
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,336
It's a famous cake. Every
Christmas he sends one
467
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,379
to his entire contact list.
I've read about it for years.
468
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,340
Kirsten Dunst said it
was one of the best cakes
469
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,508
she's ever had, and she
was in "Marie Antoinette."
470
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,136
Well, I guess Tom just saw
the special and he loved it.
471
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,554
That's cool.
472
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,847
How is it?
473
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,724
Fantastic. I was very funny.
474
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,517
Ha ha. I mean the cake.
475
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,311
Oh, I'm off sugar now.
476
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,564
So
477
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,965
No one's eating the Tom
Cruise coconut cake?
478
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,198
- Would you like to try it?
- Yeah.
479
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,491
For sure. Thank you.
480
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,118
Would love that.
481
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,287
I just want to say,
482
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,539
for the record, I'm
not a Tom Cruise guy,
483
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,458
and I actually think
leading man culture
484
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:36,337
is really toxic, but I do want
to see what this tastes like
485
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,506
strictly from an
anthropological standpoint.
486
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,240
Sure.
487
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,514
Wow.
488
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,641
Yup.
489
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,518
Yup.
490
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,353
That is fucking good.
491
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,771
You seriously aren't
even gonna have any?
492
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,690
No. I have to fit
into a dress that
493
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,525
I have to wear tomorrow
night, so if I even have
494
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,235
a bite of something
sweet, I'll crave it.
495
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,278
Can't even look at a peach.
496
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,722
Very you, all or nothing.
497
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,452
So I met your new writers.
498
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,496
How are they?
499
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,272
They're very good joke writers.
500
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,459
So what are you doing
here at the festival?
501
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,212
Oh, well, uh, I've
actually been writing
502
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,756
on that very prestigious
show "On The Contrary."
503
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,883
Oh, that's incredible.
504
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,719
Congratulations.
505
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,470
Have you seen it?
506
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,871
I've seen clips.
507
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,393
Yeah. Um, it's really good.
508
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,187
Really popular,
really award-winning.
509
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,940
So yeah, I'm here to represent
the show on a panel tomorrow,
510
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,569
uh, "Changing The
World With Laughter."
511
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,570
Ah.
512
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:43,779
Yeah.
513
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,740
So I don't know, I'm just bummed
514
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,491
'cause I wish my
girlfriend, Ruby,
515
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,327
the hot actress, was here.
516
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,496
She's stuck in LA filming
for this DC show she's in.
517
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,415
It's called "Wolf
Girl." She's the lead,
518
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,835
the, uh, titular Wolf Girl, so
519
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,295
it's top secret, though.
520
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,588
Don't tell anybody.
521
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:03,257
That your girlfriend's a dog?
522
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,521
I think you're the one that
should stop talking about it.
523
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,598
Yeah, we just, uh...
just moved in together.
524
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,767
- Mm.
- Gorgeous house, you know,
525
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,269
natural light, like, everywhere,
526
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,604
vaulted ceilings.
527
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,272
Sounds lovely.
528
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,232
Good view?
529
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,233
Gorgeous.
530
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,401
Well, that's good.
531
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,927
I'm really happy for you.
532
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,868
Well, I should get going.
533
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:31,976
Thanks for the cake.
534
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,705
Enjoy Montreal.
535
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,374
Oh, I won't.
536
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,359
It's Paris in the ears
but Hartford on the eyes.
537
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,005
Uh, is that the dress
538
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,632
you're trying to fit
into for tomorrow?
539
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,967
Mm-hmm. Isn't it gorgeous?
540
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,637
Um... no.
541
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:52,807
It's literally the
most hideous dress
542
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,600
I've ever seen in
my entire life.
543
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:57,520
It's Bill Blass couture.
It's one of a kind.
544
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,814
Well, thank God there's
only one of those.
545
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,816
Okay, you're insane.
546
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,359
I mean, look at this.
547
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,820
I am. That's the problem.
548
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,323
It's gorgeous... I-I mean,
the crinoline detailing alone.
549
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,283
Lady, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?
550
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,828
It's fugly ass. It's
giving Big Bird.
551
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,705
Oh, my God!
552
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,498
You know nothing about
fashion. You dress like
553
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,375
you're about to have
lunch on a steel girder.
554
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,502
Hey, whatever. You can
wear whatever you want.
555
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:23,671
Yeah, I know I can, and I will.
556
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,631
You know, it's just sad that
you're so wrong about this.
557
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,383
I mean, everybody
loves this dress...
558
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,636
Damien, Marcus, my stylist,
all of her assistants.
559
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,620
Everyone on your payroll?
560
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,725
Okay.
561
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,959
All right. I'm gonna
prove you wrong.
562
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,693
Hi, could you please
send up a bellhop?
563
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,069
A gay one.
564
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,446
Oh, my God.
565
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,471
Thank you.
566
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,616
You're insane.
567
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,725
We'll see.
568
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,372
Oh, my God, I can't believe
sneaking up the stairs worked.
569
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:00,541
Crashing a party is big
Lambo energy, Jimmy.
570
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,669
Yeah, well, we are
fucking signing this guy.
571
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,047
There he is. Okay, let's go.
572
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,381
Here we go.
- I appreciate you.
573
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,841
Thank you. Thanks.
574
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,551
Hey, there he is, the
toast of the fest.
575
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:11,761
How are you?
576
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,845
I'm Jimmy LuSaque, Jr., manager.
577
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,055
- Hi.
- Kayla Schaffer,
578
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,473
cofounder and
assistant to Jimmy.
579
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,807
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
580
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,517
You too. Dude, your show...
581
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,102
- Unbelievable.
- So good...
582
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,896
I-I can't even talk about
it... don't want to.
583
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,689
- And we were there.
- That's very nice.
584
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,566
I-I appreciate that. Thank you.
585
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:26,817
Look, I'm not gonna bullshit
you with small talk.
586
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:27,818
I'd love to sign you.
587
00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:28,861
And that's a huge deal.
588
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,446
Wow.
589
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,697
You can go with a
bigger firm if you want,
590
00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:32,823
but we come from
a place like that,
591
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,450
and I can tell you firsthand,
592
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,743
they will not treat
you with the same kind
593
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,036
of care and attention
that we can.
594
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,454
We are really good at developing
595
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,914
long-term strategy
for our clients.
596
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,457
We're very thoughtful
and we want to create
597
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,709
a five-year and a
ten-year plan for you.
598
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,670
Okay. Uh
599
00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,880
you guys really
think I can make it?
600
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,382
Oh, we know it.
601
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,884
Wow. Man, I appreciate that.
602
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,552
I do, 'cause I... I
mean, I've been talking
603
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,096
to some of the other
reps, and they've been,
604
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,764
you know, hesitant.
605
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,933
- Well, they're idiots, okay?
- Fucking losers.
606
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:00,935
- We represent Deborah Vance.
- Total icon.
607
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,812
Between us, she is 70... shh,
608
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,563
and doing better
than ever, okay?
609
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,941
That's gonna be you
when you're that age.
610
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:11,696
Man, your optimism
is... it's so inspiring.
611
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,156
Uh... I'm in.
612
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,825
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
613
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,743
Well, all right. Hey!
614
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,704
Welcome to la familia.
615
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,080
- All right.
- All right, dude,
616
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,581
we're gonna get
celebratory drinks, okay?
617
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,125
- Whoo!
- Okay, I shouldn't, but
618
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,793
yeah, all right, let's do it.
619
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,986
Okay.
- Whoo!
620
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,007
- Get in the bathroom.
- What? Why?
621
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,633
Because I don't want
you influencing him.
622
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:33,634
Go.
623
00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:34,868
Fine.
624
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,930
- Hi.
- I need the cash up front.
625
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,765
My pants stay on. Where is he?
626
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,642
Oh, my God, no. No, no, no, no.
627
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,935
No, I just had a quick
question for you.
628
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,478
Come on in.
- Oh, amazing.
629
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,837
I was not in the mood.
630
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,150
Okay, this dress,
631
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,609
what do you think?
632
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,445
Wh-why are you asking me?
633
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,155
Did you, like...
did you work on it?
634
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,991
No, no, I just want to know
honestly what you think.
635
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:58,075
Honest opinion.
636
00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,660
It's weird.
637
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:00,828
- Okay.
- Is that... yeah, I think it's...
638
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,747
One might say, like, it's ugly.
639
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,457
It's really ugly. I would
say it's really ugly.
640
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:05,916
Hey! Okay.
641
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,544
That was a very leading
line of questioning.
642
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,670
This dress is gorgeous.
643
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,838
It was custom-made for me.
644
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,798
Oh, on y... on... on you?
645
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,675
You would wear it? Oh,
we... I actually think
646
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,635
then that could be
fierce, actually.
647
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,637
I mean, that could
be a slay even.
648
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,723
You're, like, my... my queen.
649
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,516
- You can go.
- Oh, hold on.
650
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,562
I was imagining it on her,
you have to understand.
651
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:27,563
- Wh...
- There you go.
652
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,231
Thank you so much.
653
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,091
She... she tricked me.
654
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:36,155
I don't even think he's gay.
655
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:38,532
You really shouldn't assume
someone's sexual orientation,
656
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,160
but he absolutely was.
657
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,828
Well, if he's gay
with an ass like that,
658
00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,038
he's got worse problems
than my assumptions.
659
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,581
- Deborah.
- Well, I mean,
660
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:46,916
he didn't say he was gay.
661
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,209
Not everyone walks around
662
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,127
announcing their
sexual orientation.
663
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,945
Well, that's what I
thought till I met you.
664
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:58,260
I'm gonna have another drink.
You want one before you go?
665
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:02,890
Um... sure.
666
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:05,125
Just one.
- Okay.
667
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:10,982
Whoo!
668
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,900
Well, well, well, Latitude boys.
669
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,568
We're just having
celebratory drinks
670
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:17,154
because, um, we just
signed Clive Matthews.
671
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,614
- Oh.
- Gotta burn, huh?
672
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,908
- Ouch.
- I mean, not really.
673
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,952
We weren't gonna sign him.
- Why not?
674
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:25,079
His show is, like, the
show of the festival.
675
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:26,998
Everybody's talking about
it. We got there first.
676
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:28,749
Did you even see it?
677
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,292
The guy's got three
months to live.
678
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,086
Yeah, he's terminal.
679
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,255
It's really sad.
680
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:36,924
Oh, my God. It
wasn't on stage four.
681
00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:39,635
It's called Stage Four.
682
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,595
Wait, what? What does he have?
683
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:42,763
Ligma.
684
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,765
- Ligma?
- Yeah.
685
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,100
Ligma balls.
686
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,852
Oh, my God.
687
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,145
Shut up.
688
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,771
Are you guys... are
you doing a bit?
689
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,814
Is he really sick?
690
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,774
He is. It sucks.
691
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:55,067
Beautiful show, though.
692
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,236
No, it-it's true.
693
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,822
He has bofa.
694
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,115
Bofa deez nuts.
695
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,825
Oh, my God. Get the fuck
696
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,619
out of my fucking face!
697
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:06,912
I'm rooting for him.
698
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:09,206
Get out of here, Silas, please.
699
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,292
Ugh. Silas is up your ass.
700
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,085
It's sending chills
down my spine.
701
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,170
Get over the Silas
thing, please.
702
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,963
Okay, we have bigger problems.
703
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,174
And no more signing fresh,
young talent, all right?
704
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,800
Let's just stick
with the clients
705
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:21,218
we have and do right by them.
706
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:22,928
Should I set that
meeting with Vanna White?
707
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,056
She wants to do a musical.
708
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,682
Yes.
709
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,809
Hey, Clive, looking
good, brother.
710
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,061
Healthy as a dog.
711
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,896
I told him no.
712
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,272
Why not?
713
00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:35,173
Because I didn't
want to get herpes!
714
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:38,653
I mean, a cold sore
on top of filler
715
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,178
is a nightmare.
716
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:45,618
So it seems like
you're having fun.
717
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:46,952
How could I not be?
718
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,663
I'm selling out bigger
venues than ever.
719
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,164
Strangers pay for my meals.
720
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,333
My commercial quote
is astronomical now.
721
00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:54,335
Oh, good, I was gonna ask
about your commercial quote.
722
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,319
It's astronomical.
723
00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:01,801
You and your scribes working
on, uh, new material?
724
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,678
No, not really.
725
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:06,013
It-it's weird. I
have so much goodwill
726
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,848
from the special that
the audience laughs
727
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,351
at practically anything I say.
728
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,978
And you hate that.
729
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,688
- Well...
- Oh, come on.
730
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,773
You hate it. You
need a challenge.
731
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:16,983
That's why you're trying
to crash diet your way
732
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:19,360
into that hideous dress.
733
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:21,237
I mean, how many
other amazing dresses
734
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,698
could you look
incredible in right now?
735
00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:25,783
- Billions.
- Exactly.
736
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,702
You're creating
obstacles for yourself.
737
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,144
Eh, maybe.
738
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,164
Oh, while you're here,
while you're here,
739
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:35,876
for my speech tomorrow night,
740
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,921
did I ever tell you that story
about how I was potty training.
741
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,007
DJ and a cat at the same time?
742
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:43,384
Uh... wasn't a competition,
but the cat won.
743
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:46,012
Um, would this joke be funnier
744
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:48,830
ending with "shitter"
or "toilet"?
745
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,352
I-I don't... I don't know.
746
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,688
Which is funnier?
Shitter or toilet?
747
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,398
Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure.
748
00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,817
Well, just think about
it. What's your opinion?
749
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,193
Not really my department.
750
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,945
Well, yeah, it kind of is.
751
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:03,946
You're a comedy writer.
752
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,073
Yeah, but not for you.
753
00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:08,409
You fired me. I don't
work for you anymore.
754
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,077
Ah. Okay.
755
00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:11,746
As a friend.
756
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,415
A friend?
757
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,751
If I'm your friend, then why
haven't you texted me back
758
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,943
in, like, nine fucking months?
759
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,215
I was... I was busy.
760
00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:24,842
Yeah, I've been busy too.
761
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,719
That's not an excuse
to just never respond,
762
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:29,013
especially to
objectively funny memes.
763
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:31,474
Oh, you mean the
yellow guy in the bush?
764
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,060
Oh, my God, it's Homer Simpson!
765
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:36,228
Show some respect.
- Look, I apologize
766
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,105
for some unanswered texts,
767
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:39,732
but that was kind
of the whole point,
768
00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,942
you going out on your
own... and it worked.
769
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,944
I mean, you're changing
the world with laughter.
770
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:47,156
Okay, but why did you have
to cut me out cold turkey?
771
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,866
To teach me some
kind of a lesson?
772
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,951
What are you, Mr. Miyagi,
and I'm the Karate Kid?
773
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:53,204
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to learn how to wear a belt.
774
00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:54,413
Don't make jokes.
775
00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:56,457
I had to go to couples therapy
776
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:59,442
'cause my girlfriend was so
sick of me talking about it.
777
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:04,757
You ignoring me really
hurt my feelings.
778
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,467
Some things are better
with a clean break.
779
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,344
Maybe for you.
780
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,971
But did you even think about
how that would make me feel?
781
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,474
Did you think about me at all?
782
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,519
You know, I... I didn't deserve
to be cut out like that.
783
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,187
Okay? I'm not your sister.
784
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,939
I'm not Joy Behar.
785
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:21,357
Someone had too much sugar.
786
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,817
Oh, my God.
787
00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:24,068
What is wrong with you?
788
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,320
I do not miss this bullshit.
789
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:28,280
In fact, why am I even here?
790
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,157
I'm supposed to be
at a cool party.
791
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:32,451
You know what? Congrats on
your fucking award, Deborah.
792
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:33,828
I'll see ya.
793
00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:35,854
Jesus Christ.
794
00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:43,170
And also from the
Peabody Award-winning.
795
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,172
"On The Contrary
with Lewis Benton,"
796
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:48,199
please welcome Ava Daniels.
797
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:58,102
It was just this
stupid one-line joke.
798
00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:01,564
But at the same time, it did
speak to the massive injustice
799
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,899
in the fintech sector
that did affect change,
800
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,819
and that felt
really, really cool.
801
00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:10,197
Absolutely.
802
00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:12,533
Well, we're gonna use
our last 15 minutes here
803
00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:14,368
to take some questions
from the audience.
804
00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,394
Yes, you in the striped shirt.
805
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,916
Hi. My question is for Ava.
806
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,210
Oh, no.
807
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:26,255
No, I'm... I'm just
kidding. Uh, go ahead.
808
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,507
So you have my dream job.
809
00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:30,968
Uh, not to be a
downer, but I feel like
810
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,470
I've been working at
this for a while now,
811
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,263
and I'm just starting to doubt
812
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,265
that I'm gonna get the
jobs that I actually want.
813
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:39,894
So I guess I'm just wondering
if you have any advice
814
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,438
for someone who feels like
it just might be too hard?
815
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:45,858
Well, um, I guess I'd say,
816
00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:47,902
you just got to take a
ton of shots on goal.
817
00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:52,239
You know, just keep
trying, keep at it, and
818
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:55,284
one of those shots
is gonna get in.
819
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,601
Thank you.
820
00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,083
Okay, the gentleman in the
back with the red shirt.
821
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:04,126
Actually, sorry.
822
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,921
Wh-what you were saying
about it being hard,
823
00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:09,423
it is really, really hard.
824
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,593
And to be honest, that
doesn't ever change.
825
00:33:12,617 --> 00:33:15,304
You know, y-you got
to scratch and claw.
826
00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,223
And it doesn't get better.
827
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:19,934
It just gets harder.
828
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:24,271
But the scratch in the very
beginning is the fun part.
829
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,065
It's the good part.
830
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:30,903
And, you know, I hope you
get every job that you want,
831
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:35,449
but just try to enjoy
where you're at right now,
832
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:40,955
'cause... you'll miss it,
833
00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,481
and you can never go back.
834
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,401
Thank you.
835
00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,118
♪ All of these lines
across my face ♪
836
00:33:57,579 --> 00:34:02,560
♪ Tell you the
story of who I am ♪
837
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:07,940
♪ So many stories
of where I've been ♪
838
00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:09,984
♪ And how I got to where I am ♪
839
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:11,217
Deborah Vance.
840
00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:19,076
♪ But these stories
don't mean anything ♪
841
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:23,539
♪ When you've got no
one to tell them to ♪
842
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:27,126
♪ It's true ♪
843
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,003
Oh, sorry. I was
looking for someone.
844
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:31,297
Oh, they checked out.
845
00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:33,531
Oh. Thank you.
846
00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:43,309
♪ No, they don't know
who I really am ♪
847
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:47,647
♪ And they don't know
what I've been through ♪
848
00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:51,067
♪ Like you do ♪
849
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:56,554
♪ And I was made for you ♪
850
00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:02,536
♪ All of these lines
across my face ♪
851
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:07,375
♪ Tell you the
story of who I am ♪
852
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:12,254
♪ So many stories
of where I've been ♪
853
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:17,134
♪ And how I got to where I am ♪
854
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:23,158
♪ Oh, but these stories
don't mean anything ♪
855
00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:27,728
♪ When you've got no
one to tell them to ♪
856
00:35:27,752 --> 00:35:31,023
♪ It's true ♪
857
00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:35,135
♪ I was made for you ♪
858
00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:10,313
♪ Oh, yeah, well, it's true ♪
859
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:15,342
♪ That I was made for you ♪
60136
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