All language subtitles for Below Deck Mediterranean - 08x16 - Guess Whos Coming to Dinner

Kyle and the Chief, they'’re
trying to get their visa.

Okay.

When the Chief Stew comes,

you don'’t have a
problem stepping down?

No, I'’m happy. I'’m flexible.

Personally, I think I'’m
going to do a better job

than anyone that comes in.

Hi. Officially Chief Stew.

So, what do you
think of the boat?

The organization'’s
a sh... show.

Excuse me?

- Hello.
- Hello.

I'’m Luka.

My boyfriend wants
his open relationship

that I'’m so unsure about.

Nat, answer it.

No, don'’t answer it.

This is not going to be good.

I'’m going to get a
line, like a little bowline

and a little bowline.

My dream job is to be a captain.

Even when I was young,
I had a vision of myself

with a little monkey
on my shoulder.

Like Captain Hook.

You'’re going to become
the lead deckhand.

No, you'’re joking.

My name is Max.

I have been fired of all
the jobs since I'’m 18.

Because I'’m a French
bulldog, you know?

We don'’t have time to...
ing sit around and wank.

Can you imagine spending
ten minutes in Max'’s head

just to figure out
what the he'’s thinking?

Let me finish.

Stop putting your
hand in my face.

Let me finish.

Out of everyone on this boat,

Right now, I'’m ready to
put you both off the boat.

You'’ve been a fake-ass bitch
talking sh... behind my back

since day one.

She constantly
inserts herself in things

that don'’t matter or
are relevant to her.

Just asked for a suitcase
so she'’s leaving tomorrow.

Just doesn'’t sit right with me.

I'’m... ing pissed.

I'’m this close to firing Kyle.

If I have one crew member
come to me about you,

you'’re off.

Goodbye, boat.

- Hi, I'’m Lily. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

So, how was the sleepover?

Oh!

The thing about Luka is that
he makes you feel very special

and that'’s his power.

I'’ve known Katie for a while.

I know she'’s worked
with Sandy in the past.

Is that your
girlfriend texting you?

I feel like I am being
a sucker right now.

What am I doing?

Of course, I have
feelings for Luka.

I'’m just being present
and in the moment.

Imagine if people found
out I was texting Natalya.

Okay.

I have a crew member that
I'’d like to get to the doctor.

The guests would like
to enjoy a foam party.

Oh, yes.

The weather'’s coming. We
won'’t be leaving the dock.

Is there a chance
that we will be able to?

No.

Okay, so look at this sunshine.
Seriously, it'’s beautiful.

We can'’t go out?

Can we get a refund?

Everyone has to suffer.

The crew have to be
with the guests at all times,

entertaining them.

So, they'’re going
on a tender ride.

- Do you want to go?
- Yes.

- Perfect.
- You and Kyle go.

I want the guests to feel
like they have the A-team.

So, instead of going
to the little islands,

we get to tour the port.

It'’s only half an
hour drive. Why not?

I'’ve just seen a story
saying you'’re in Genoa.

What the?

Does anybody else
know you'’re in Genoa?

If you do come, do you
want me to tell anyone?

I'’m pretty sure Natalya's
got other reasons

for wanting to come.

- Last day.
- Last day.

It'’s going to be
explosive. Explosive.

You don'’t want
me to tell anyone?

Okay.

Yeah, it. You did
half the season.

Why not?

All right, I'’ll
message you later.

Ciao. Bye-bye.

You could have
someone do my cabin.

I will.

- And I need toilet paper.
- You need toilet paper?

I need it. Yeah.

Because we'’re stuck at the
dock, Tumi has the most pressure.

She had to organize
a trip to Portofino,

organize the deck team
to create the foam party,

the theme dinner.
It'’s a lot to manage.

But the guests need
to feel taken care of,

even though we are
stuck on the dock.

There'’s a way we can do this.

Jess, could you please
meet me in the sky lounge?

Copy.

- How is the breakfast?
- Excellent.

- Great.
- Very good.

Lily, when you'’re
done with cabins,

will you just put the
pool party things aside?

- Yeah.
- I would like to reserve a pool.

We would love to
have a foam pool party.

Anything that could be good
for a foam party, I'’ll bring.

Being stuck at dock,
this is a test on me.

These are very difficult
guests in a difficult situation,

and I'’m responsible
for all the activities.

- Come with me for a second.
- Okay.

I want to prove to myself
that I'’m a great Chief Stew,

and I want to come out
as a great Chief Stew.

Oh, okay.

Well, enjoy your Portofino trip.

- Thank you.
- It'’ll be nice.

You know, I'’m not
challenging him.

But it looks so nice out here.

You'’re like, jeez.

Because we'’re
protected in here.

It'’s like sitting on a
private jet in the runway.

Yeah.

But it'’s really
windy up in the sky.

Yeah.

So these guys are
going to get off soon,

and then we can pull
everything out from the lazarette.

W we'’re going to organize that.

We'’re ready to go to Portofino.

Okay.

- Are you guys ready?
- We are ready.

Fantastic.

Okay.

It'’s foam.

Oh, really?

Cheffy, dinner.

- Shoot for nine.
- Yeah.

It'’s going to be on platters
because it'’s surf and turf.

I'’m just going to
do, like, a feast style.

You guys want to
start coming with me?

Sure.

Okay, Jess, this entire
dinner setup is on you.

Okay. Just tell me the colors.

This is party bus.

We can do the swim platform now.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

You'’re welcome.

All right.

This is for the slide.

I'’m just going to
bring them all out.

Oh, this is really good.

Oh.

Yeah.

I need a bucket.

Okay.

Doing Haleigh'’s
favorite job again.

This season'’s been, like, a
massive learning curve for me.

But the most difficult thing

was probably managing
different personalities.

Like, no one can be
more random than Max.

Oh, it was... ing everything.

Oh!

I'’m glad.

Beautiful.

Shoes, girls. Shoes.

Ooh.

Adorable.

Holy.

- What?
- You can wash them later.

Why?

We don'’t need them, so...

- I'’ll wash them now.
- Thank you.

I'’ve been single about
seven months now.

I'’m not scared to jump
back into a relationship.

It'’s just going to
take the right guy.

And if Luka and I had that
conversation and wanted to date,

then I would consider it.

- This is your table.
- Oh, awesome.

You'’re going to walk around
and swipe all your cards for me.

Okay.

This is nice.

Yes, they picked a great place.

- Cheers.
- Hey, yeah.

I have to be like a
conductor of an orchestra,

just making sure that
everyone gets everything done.

I'’ve got Portofino, the pool
party, and the dinner party.

I don'’t worry about Jess
doing the dinner party.

I have faith in Lily.

It'’s just Max and Lily together

might not be the
most desirable team.

You know what I'’m saying?

I just want to be
teleported back to the boat.

Hello.

Jess, we'’re going
to send Lily and Max

to go set up the foam party.

Yep, they'’re ready.

Oh, come on.

Oh, what the are you
saying, I'’m dumb?

- Okay, bye.
- Bye.

Okie-dokie, let'’s do this.

They should be fine.

Honestly, I feel like Ohio,
like our kids are gone.

Why not explore something else?

- You'’ve got me.
- Nah, I'’m done.

She doesn'’t choose happiness.

It'’s misery all the time.

Oh, no.

Let the party roll, Lily.

- How was your lunch?
- It was so delicious.

Okay, let'’s go, guys.

This way over here.

Ah, you guys get us now.

That was actually really fun,

and I'’m glad the
weather was nice.

Yeah.

Lily!

Get this sh... out.

I'’m walking backwards.

- No, no, Max.
- Lily, c'’est va...

Okay, I do it. I do it, then.

We are professional people.

Okay, we switch.

Why don'’t you turn
around, you idiot?

You do moonwalk.

Ta-da! Ciao!

The couple arguing in the van

just makes me really
want to never get married.

They'’re a marriage
contraceptive pill.

How was Portofino?

- It was fun.
- Amazing.

Yeah.

Gorgeous.

Hey, Kylie. How was it?

It'’s been a long day.

Stephanie and Jeff
were fighting in the van.

Ready for the beach club?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, Jess. Dinner set up.

It'’s family style. It'’s
in the dining room.

We'’re going to make
a red carpet photo.

Oh, my God.

I think it would be cool
to have the red carpet

and then walk into your dinner.

No breaks today, baby.

- What are we, Friday?
- Yeah.

- So it should be bumping.
- It'’s pumping.

- Beach club.
- Let'’s do it.

I'’m kinda scared we'’re
going to mess this up.

No, we don'’t mess.

We did this all our life.

- It'’s a pool.
- Shipyard.

We'’re going to be
partying inside a container.

Guys, we can go.

Let'’s go.

- How far is it?
- Not too far.

- I love van rides.
- Yes.

ing hurry up.

Bro, you don'’t
finish even one job

and you tell me
to blah, blah, blah.

Shut up.

Oh, in French.
I do it in French.

How do they stay married?

They were like fighting.

Stephanie'’s like,
why are you so mean?

Why are you being this way?

This is just their constant.

Ready for the beach club?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on.

- We have made it.
- Let'’s go!

Ready for the foam, man.

Hurry up. Make the foam.

But the foam is... ing cheap.

Oh, yeah!

This takes time.

We'’re gonna put it in then.

Yes! This is what I'’m doing.

- I'’ve got my tutu.
- No, that'’s Kyle's.

Bro.

- Let'’s go.
- Yes!

Come on.

The foam is not taking.

It looks like a cheesecake
of five-day-olds.

Like, wow, it'’s a disaster.

Where'’s the exit?

Not now. Not ever.

Max, where'’s the foam?

It doesn'’t work, my friends.

Oh, spring break.

- Oh, man.
- It'’s a regular Panama city.

I don'’t want to be here.

Coming up...

My anxiety just went sky high.

Let'’s go.

Come on.

Please, not now. Not never.

I don'’t want to be here.

- Max.
- Hey, Max.

Where'’s the foam?

It'’s kind of sparse.

- Like, come on.
- This is so bad.

Max might as well have
been on the side of the pool

with his... ing thing like...

That'’s how many
bubbles are coming out

of the... ing machine.

Why? He should helped.

The best foam party ever!

Everyone wants one?

What is this?

It'’s a blue raspberry shot.

This looks like
mouthwash. Is it good?

The word disaster would be
a complete understatement.

What'’s the problem?

Look, I'’m the
head of department.

This obviously falls on
me, and I'’m just at a loss.

It'’s so... ed up
that I really just...

I feel nothing.

Turn it on.

Red carpet.

The theme is Hollywood glam.

This is our last charter.

One more night.

Have you figured out what
you'’re doing for your hiatus?

Luka wanted to
hang out after this,

so he'’s, like, looking
for a hotel and stuff.

- And, like...
- That would be cute, though.

Yeah. There'’s a problem.

I think I like Luka way
more than I should.

But it'’s the sh... that
you never expected

that'’s always the most fun.

I plan to be drunk
the entire time.

And there'’s that, as well.

You guys used all
the foam, didn'’t you?

- What is going on?
- Oh, no.

Yeah, I know.

Max and Lily spent hours
organizing this foam party,

where there is no foam or party.

I need five minutes to
recollect my thoughts,

- Lily.
- Yeah?

We'’re doing a race.

Let'’s do it.

Three, two, one, go!

Go, Lily!

Come on, Lily!

Guys, I don'’t understand
how this sh... works.

- Come on, Lily, push!
- Push!

Let'’s have faith.

Lily, go!

Come on, Lily!

Chef, what plates are we using?

Platters. It'’s surf and turf.

It'’s going to be
a feast for kings.

Stop waving that knife
around. You'’re freaking me out.

I really want to just
send it out with a bang.

I want them to be
sending the food back

because there'’s too much food.

I want them asking
for take-me-out boxes.

Like, you open up the
drawer and steaks fall out.

There'’s just food everywhere.

There'’s a lot of food.

Okay.

This is the saddest thing.

This machine...

How many uses, though?

Put two packets in.

- Yes, some foam!
- Ah!

Whoo!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Come on, Max, looking
at the instructions,

there'’s one to five
clearly indicated there.

How did you miss
number one and two?

Insert soap, turn on water.

You spent an hour
with five instructions?

He brought the party at
the end by number five,

where it says, enjoy.

Now it'’s a pool party!

Thank you, guys, so much.

Yes, Kyle!

Oh!

Okay.

Ta-da!

Yes, girl!

So much foam.

You'’re doing a great job, Kyle.

Thank God for Kyle.

Ah!

Oh, wow!

Yes!

Snow!

So pretty.

I love this.

- Your little bow tie.
- My bow tie!

So you guys just
head up the same way

and your vans are waiting.

Surf and turf.

Yellowtail.

Can you fit, everyone?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You came in the fun car.

Oh, good.

This describes this
weekend perfectly.

Like, everyone'’s happy.

- Yeah, yeah.
- And then there'’s...

- We can open the door.
- Open up.

- Let'’s go.
- Yes.

- Okay.
- Oh, God.

- How was it?
- It was good.

Kyle made the foam machine work.

- Yes.
- Good.

- Welcome back!
- Good job, everybody.

So what are we thinking dinner?

- One hour.
- An hour, perfect.

Oh, it looks so nice!

Jess rocked it. She rocked it.

- Killed it, Jessie Jess.
- Honestly, I tried.

It'’s called fake
it '’til you make it.

I love how she'’s not
going to mess up your table.

- No, that'’s not happening.
- Table of the season.

I love it.

It feels so good
to have everyone

acknowledge my table decor.

I do believe that my confidence
has grown exponentially.

No.

Hi, Cheffy. One hour dinner.

I'’m not going to lie.
There'’s a lot of food.

I need to go change.

This has been the
hardest charter season.

One more week and I would have
been checked into a psych ward.

You guys look so pretty.

Now entering the yacht.

It'’s ready.

- Okay, we'’re going to serve.
- Gotcha.

Clear. Cheers.

Hi. Can I get you some
tomato and onion salad?

Of course.

Would you like
some crispy calamari?

Oh, squash is really good.

So good.

It'’s so delicious.

Yeah.

Salad is good, too.

It'’s perfect.

No, eat this. All that. No.

Ah, you are so welcome.

You like the tail or
you like the core?

- The tail?
- Oh, my God.

This is like a feast.

Ridiculous.

This is the last time we
got to do this mother... er.

You'’ll miss my address.

- Quinoa salad?
- Uh, no, thank you.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Oh, what crazy timing.
- Gonna get some water.

The lobster tail
was really good.

Everything was good.

Where'’s this suit from?

It looks nice.

It'’s from the vintage store.

We have no clothes.
We live in an apartment.

Steph, stop.

He has no suits, so he
goes to the rummage sale.

Okay.

Yeah!

- Hello!
- You were awesome tonight.

Thank you.

Thank you for your patience
because I know we were...

Oh, no.

Wonderful food.
We appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you.
- Amazing.

Thank you.

Enjoy your dinner, thank you.

- Thanks for this evening.
- Nice one. Cheers, man.

- Today, I worked my tits off.
- Yeah.

And so did you.

Oh, that'’s it, guys.

He'’s past it, both
of you. Everyone.

I need to get to bed.

If we can just clear the table,
and then you can go to bed.

Up at 7:00 A.M.?

8:00.

Ah, my boy!

I'’m definitely stoked
to see Nat again.

I don'’t know what's
going on with her boyfriend

or what her intentions
are on coming back,

but I don'’t have
any expectations.

I didn'’t invite her, so...

I'’m just gonna act like I
have nothing to do with this.

I have no idea she'’s coming.

Yeah.

Woo!

Come on, right here.

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain. It'’s
Lara speaking.

Hi. How are you feeling?

I'’m feeling much
better. Thank you.

I'’m ready to come
back on board.

Great. I'’ll see you
after the guests depart.

Yes, sure.

All right, ciao. Bye-bye.

Tonight'’s the night.

♪ Tonight'’s the night ♪

Don'’t start with me.

All crew, all crew.

Lara will be joining us
after guest departure.

She is returning to the vessel.

Woo-woo! Copy.

Copy.

Good morning. How are you?

Some coffee.

There he is.

- Good morning.
- And there she is.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Good.

Pizza dough, you
doing little crew pizzas?

Yeah, mate.

Naughty.

Cheeky.

yeah, no.

I see who he'’s
texting, and it isn'’t Jess.

It'’s Katie.

I know who Katie flood
is through Courtney,

who I worked on
Motor Yacht Home with.

Luka looks immensely entertained
by what he'’s been texted.

Not like a giggy ha-ha,

but a giggy ooh-la-la.

Ha-ha!

He'’s a sneaky bitch.

He is?

Coming up...

Oh, my God.

Are you guys packed up?

I know, we need to start.

All right, I'’m
going to go down.

I'’m like, here
strikes a Scorpio.

Boom!

Exactly what I thought.

Yes. This is what
I'’m talking about.

Kyle, that sh... is
going to come out.

Part of me wants to tell her,

but the other part
of me is saying,

you know what? I'’ve
done what I could, I'm out.

But will I stop gossiping?

I doubt it.

It'’s who I am at my core.

The dogs are in the
streets and they'’re barking.

All crew, let'’s meet on the
dock for guest departure.

Last time we'’re
doing this, baby.

Amen.

You ready?

Show you'’re professional.

Last chance.

Work the runway. Own the runway.

Thanks mate. See you, Luka.

Take care.

You guys did a fantastic job.

One thing that was out of
your control was the weather.

We were looking forward
to playing with the water toys

and stuff like that, but thank
you so much for everything.

You did fantastic.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.

My pleasure. Thank you so much.

- Take care.
- Bye.

All right, final countdown.

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Awoo!

Are you ready to party?

Yes.

Where'’s the beer?

Hey, hey, hey, Kylie.

Just for celebration,

you have to pop
up the champagne.

Yeah.

- Lara?
- She'’s coming.

Hey, hey, hey.

I can'’t believe it's over.

It'’s over.

I'’m getting obliterated.

I throw at you and you catch?

Yeah.

Hee ho.

We have to not to work anymore.

We should have worked
like this since the beginning.

Hey!

me, I think I was dying.

Your face looks huge.

Don'’t be mean!

I really missed my
musty Mustique family.

Very happy to be
reunited with a crazy bunch.

Ready for the
last crew night out

and we'’re going to...
ing tear this city up.

Oh ho ho ho ho!

I missed you so much.

How did you guys do without me?

It was tough.

Ciao. We'’ll see you soon.

See you now.

No.

Come.

This is about Luka and Jess.

You know, I love Jess so much.

Shut that.

So he'’s always
on his... ing phone.

Yeah.

So I saw he was texting Katie.

Nowhere really. So leave it.

Maybe just leave it.

Something you want to tell me?

Why were you standing
outside the door?

Because I'’m coming to do
my job and then I hear my name.

Did you hear it all?

Majority of it.

What did you see?

He was talking to Kate.

All I saw was her name

and he was smiling at
his phone and laughing.

So I was like,
okay, this is cute.

And I thought it was you.

What the , Luka, again?

Unfortunately, I didn'’t
tell you to your face

and I apologize about that.

But it'’s like, I didn't want
to ruin your last night.

No, it doesn'’t ruin my night.

It'’s just like, why do
you want me to stay

in your hotel room
for the next two nights

and you want me to
go to Cannes with you?

Because he wants
his dick wet, girl.

It'’s like, go get your
dick wet somewhere else.

Literally.

- I feel... ed up.
- It'’s okay.

He wants to play
games, I'’ll play games.

ing whore.

All crew, all crew, let'’s
meet for our final tip meeting.

Copy.

Move up, please, honestly.

Okay, guys, one last time.

So, before we get to this,
this is our final time together.

And we got through the season

with almost everyone
here that we started with.

That'’s always my goal.

It was an absolute joy to
work with every one of you.

This final charter was
a challenging charter.

It was hard.

They didn'’t like each other
and argued at the same time.

Yesterday was the true
test of your character for me.

Honestly, Tumi, even
in your exhaustion,

- you still brought the smile.
- Yeah.

You maintain your composure.

That'’s leadership.
You'’re a rockstar.

Thank you.

Jack, joy, joy, joy.

Your enthusiasm every
time you walk in the galley,

that is a rarity for a chef.

- So, thank you.
- Thank you.

Yeah.

Luka, I'’m telling
you, right now,

you belong on the bridge,
not in the engine room.

Thank you so much.

Nice work.

So, here we have
$15,000, $1,153 per person.

And our season
total was $182,000,

$14,279 per person.

You made almost $15,000.

Holy crap.

That is a big amount of money.

I'’m definitely thinking
about all the Gucci boots,

all the bitches I'’m
going to take on holiday.

You know.

Well done, everyone.

And tonight, I'’m going
to dinner with you.

You see the animals come out.

Oh, okay.

It'’s all done.

We'’re done, mother... er.

Yeah, we made it.

Two seconds done.

So exciting.

I don'’t know what's happening.

Whatever.

Oh, my God.

Oh, okay.

Where are you going?

Um... I don'’t know.

I'’m absolutely over it.

And tonight is my
revenge on Luka.

Coming up...

This is absolutely beautiful.

Wow.

Can you start talking
to your other girlfriends?

What'’s wrong with you?

No.

I never had a welcome like that.

- Let'’s go.
- Let'’s go.

- Can we just bring this?
- Yeah, you can.

Yes, Queen.

Hey, hey, hey.

We are the Fun Car.
Boom, boom, boom.

Welcome to the Fun Van, bitches.

Cheers to no drama tonight.

Oh, my gosh. This
guys, our last dinner.

Lead the way, Daddy.

I'’m not a feather
anymore. I ate Jack'’s food.

This place is
absolutely beautiful.

Wow.

Buona sera, signore.

What a nice looking crew.

What is the story of this place?

This is a private palace
from 15th century.

I'’ll get espresso martini.

Can I get espresso martini?

You always have
a smile on your face

when you tend to get
angry or something.

You'’re just like...

Cheers.

Cheers, guys, from Mustique.

- Thank you, Captain.
- Thank you very much.

Oh, I love anchovies.

Bon apetit.

This is lasagna.

Wow. Delicious.

Wow.

He just wobbled that.

On this boat, it'’s a
calm environment.

No one is stressed.

If I say the word, I'’m pissed.

It does.

Captain Sandy has definitely
been a great mentor to me.

I'’ve just never had a captain
speak to me like she does.

And I thank her,
the world to her.

She'’s definitely changed my
yachting career for the better.

And it'’s just going to
get better from now on.

Nothing that you'’re drinking.

Can you stop talking
to your other girlfriends?

Right now?

You okay, girl?

I'’m thriving.

What'’s wrong with you?

No.

Cash money crew.

Yeah.

It'’s one thing to be
wasted in front of a captain,

and it'’s another thing to be
wasted in front of a captain

that doesn'’t drink.

I'’m fully.

And we'’re going,
I'’m running home now.

You'’re tired. It'’s half
past 10:00 already.

No, I call my girl. We
have long conversations.

Oh, you call a girl?

- No, my love.
- Yeah, of course.

I got to wake you
guys up at nine.

Nine?

No, I'’m kidding.

So it was a pleasure
having dinner with you

on our last night.

I hope you have fun tonight.

We will.

It was an honor.

Thank you so much for the help.

- Appreciate you.
- Have fun.

Now I can take my tits out.

You'’re a ho.

Oh, wait a few hours, Jess.

She'’s trying to
start some drama,

but I'’m not taking
the bait at all.

I don'’t know if it's
because she'’s heard that

we'’re not in a relationship.

It'’s... ing ridiculous.

Oh, my God.

That'’s why this is happening.

This is so fun.

You got plenty of backups!

I don'’t know what I'’m
going to do with Natalya.

Obviously, she'’s
going to show up soon.

Too many things to
deal with, you know?

I'’m more busy on a
night out than at work.

I'’m sitting around crew
members that knew about

this information of Natalya
coming to the club later

and not one of them thought to
divulge this information to me?

I feel betrayed in this moment.

Who invited her?

Jack. She'’s going to be there.

And my anxiety
just went sky high.

Kyle, how?

Just my anxiety
pouring through my eyes.

Oh, she was powerful, girl.

But here'’s the thing, she
will never be on our level.

Okay.

You saw come from heavy emotion

to fixing me and
to being me again.

And now, on the final day,

you'’ve got to pitch up
and just remind me, oh, hi.

The devil'’s still here, baby.

But the devil'’s always
going to be there.

Is it not in life.

So we'’re learning to
navigate around the devil.

- Facts.
- Give me my drink.

Let me twerk in my short dress.

Do my chicken twerk.

- Okay.
- You'’ll be fine.

Off to the nightclub or what?

Okay, let'’s go.

Let'’s go!

Let'’s go shake our asses.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I didn'’t want to
tell Jess about Luka

because it was my
intent not to hurt her.

So I get that this was
probably the intent

not to tell me about Natalya.

But sh... .

I'’m not ready to
face her tonight.

One more dance!

Oh, my God.

- Surprise!
- Hello.

What'’s happening, baby?

Sur... ing-prise!

Sur... ing-prise!

Wow, thank you.

Oh, Cheffy!

Lord, you are testing me today.

Hi, how are you?

You want a drink?

Yes, please.

I'’m at a point
with Natalya where

I actually just
don'’t give a sh... .

The season'’s done.

Get me drunk, give
me the hell out of here.

Oh, my God.

This is going to be bad.

I can'’t believe you are here.

This is...

Oh!

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

When Luka kiss one
girl, two girls, two girls.

Luka, he has this
power with his woman.

So what'’s come
with the great power

comes great responsibilities.

Like, he went fast, but
even in front of Jessika, like...

I'’m just losing my respect.

Shall I go speak to Jessika and
say thank you for your service?

Thank you for
keeping my seat warm.

Jess is definitely trying
to make him jealous

and act like she don'’t care.

Clearly, she... ing does.

I don'’t know if Luka
was honest with Jess,

but Jess is hurt and that'’s
why she'’s acting that way.

I'’m glad that's finished.

This is what I wanted.

I hate her.

Where you going,
where you going?

No, Lily, Lily, Lily!

Oh, what is happening?

Drama, drama.

Kyle.

Work hard, play hard,
work hard, play hard.

Kyle, a part of a community
is just supposed to be

accepted by every community.

You'’ve been a fake-ass
bitch - ing sh... behind my back

since day one.

Yeah.

Yes, my final apology.

I'’m just seeking closure.

Whether she felt that or
not, this was the end for me,

and I feel a sense of relief.

Let'’s go. Let's go. Let'’s go.

God, you two.

I might see you tomorrow.

I was not expecting
it to be like that.

I thought she was
going to show up

and we'’d have some
banter and whatnot,

but... ing for her
to come in that hot?

I'’m glad she did.

See you later.

You literally just
deep-throated her,

and you'’re allowed to do that.

You'’re a free man.

But you need to
be honest with Jess,

Guys, I don'’t give a.

Bro, can I do something?
Can I kiss Jessika?

Just to make, like,
Luka, like, mad?

You want to... You'’re
asking me that?

Yeah, can I?

What is going on with this boat?

What?

I don'’t care, but,
like, I kind of care.

Like...

I don'’t care.

Jessika!!

Max, Max.

Why is, like, the most...

What'’s happened? People
are being rude with you?

No.

I'’m really mad
at the situation.

What?

Because I think it'’s, like,
no respect, you know?

Oh, babe.

Are you kidding?

Oh, my God.

- Do you want to kiss me?
- Yeah.

You kiss really well.

Did you make French guys before?

Yeah.

Sorry, Lil.

You kiss really well.

Did you make French guys before?

Yeah.

What the?

Sorry, Lil.

He'’s a good kisser,
I'’m just saying.

I ask you. You
remember, I ask you.

You want a light?

What the?

Some... ing funny
revenge, like...

No, I ask you, I ask you.

You tell me yes, so now it'’s...

You... ing do it.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ah, bitch!

- Woo.
- Come here.

- My room.
- Come on.

Can I tell you what'’s
going to happen?

- Yeah.
- You know.

Thank you.

I ain'’t involving
myself in that sh... .

Let'’s get you in
some cozy clothes.

Huh?

I really hurt my leg.

Which no one cares about.

Ow. I really hurt my leg.

I hurt my leg.

Oh, I hate this.

- What?
- I hate this.

Put some pajamas on.

Okay.

Good.

Now put this on.

I'’ve got lots of friends.

- Hey, Lala.
- Okay.

Let me out, baby.

Jess obviously still
has feelings for Luka.

That'’s sad that a girl
would just throw herself

for a guy if she knows
he doesn'’t want her.

How old are you?

State the obvious.

- Okay.
- Are you okay?

No, Lara, wait.

That'’s probably the fact.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

- I'’m not like...
- Live your best life.

Looking for a relationship.

- Okay, perfect.
- Live your best life.

Let'’s go.

I'’m glad you understand.

I do not need to wake up.

But I have to.

You don'’t want
to pack like now?

- What?
- Want to go to bed?

- Where'’s bed?
- Here.

Max, I really hurt my leg.

And I need to
get this sorted out.

You'’re a whore.

And you?

- I'’m just living.
- Max.

Yeah, I'’m here, baby.

Where?

I will sleep here.

Why is the bathroom door open?

Interesting.

I woke up with a UDI.

Unidentified drinking injury.

No, Lily, Lily, Lily!

Great start to the day.

Luka!

It'’s time to wake
up. Let'’s go, yes.

I'’m going to get a car.

I don'’t want to
pack. I'’m so tired.

I'’m disappointed
in Jess and Max.

But at this point,
I don'’t even care.

This is a great fling.

Fun times, right?

Yeah.

Say hello. Good morning.

Good morning.

Okay.

- Ow.
- What did you do?

My leg'’s broken.

Lily looks like a
bloody train wreck.

Good morning.

Good morning, captain!

Rise and shine.

Wake up. Let'’s start packing.

Oh, wake up.

I'’ve hurt my leg somehow.

You hurt your leg?
Like, what'’s wrong?

I can'’t straighten it.

You can'’t straighten
it? Did you fall?

It like hurts when
I put weight on it.

That'’s not good.

We got to get that looked after.

- Yeah, it'’s fine.
- No, it'’s not.

I'’ve hurt my leg somehow.

We got to get that looked after.

- Yeah, it'’s fine.
- No, it'’s not.

Good morning!

I'’m up! I'm up! I'’m up!

Ow!

Hi, it'’s Captain Sandy
off motor yacht Mustique.

I have a crew member that I
need her to go to the doctor.

I know this is the
last day on the boat,

but she'’s really injured.

And I have to follow protocol.

And I have to get her off
the boat to see a doctor.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I am definitely still bombed.

Can we get drunk again?

Me too.

I want to find
that boy I kissed.

Ugh.

Big regrets this morning.

I have a feeling BDL might
have come out last night.

BDL is Bad Decision Luka.

It'’s just, like...

ing always come off
spotless with work,

but the ladies always
get me into trouble.

Never works out.

my life.

I don'’t know what
I'’ve done to it.

It really hurts.

Lily, I want to get
you to the doctor.

You'’re signed onto the boat,
so I have to get you looked after.

Oh, God.

So, this is your goodbye.

Bye, love.

Get your bag.

Yeah.

Bye, Lily.

Ah!

I think I have to live
my life with no regrets.

You'’ve been there,
you'’ve done it.

Everything you do,
you learn from it.

I could be a chief stew.

Do it tomorrow.

How are you feeling, good?

No. Can wait to just get
off this... ing sh... show.

- I'’m leaving.
- No.

I love you.

Oh, my God. Are you leaving?

All the good things have an end.

What a joy to have you on board.

Don'’t go, Haleigh!

It was a pleasure,
my beautiful friend,

with the most beautiful tits
I'’ve seen in my entire life.

Safe travel.

- Bye, Jessika.
- Bye, Tumilicious.

I don'’t know if I'’m
seeing you again.

I don'’t know what's happening.

Jack.

Oh, yeah.

Yo, guys.

My helicopter is on the
Sundeck waiting for me.

See you, man.

- I'’ll see you in Bali.
- Take care. Yeah, Bali.

Maxy, my best brother.

Yes, man. Finally.

Freedom. Liberty. Liberty.

It was a pleasure,
man, honestly.

You'’re a legend.
Definitely stay in touch, man.

- A hundred percent, man.
- Ciao, my baby.

I love you.

Ciao. You want me to
help you with your bag?

Yes, please.

Where'’s my helicopter?

Okay, what'’s up with people
and bringing so much sh...?

Sorry. Thank you.

My God.

I'’m following you, so...

Oh, Jack.

You okay, baby girl?

With Luka, I
learned a big lesson.

I just need a lot of time
to get over this entire thing.

See you.

Bye, Luki.

- I'’ll see you soon.
- Yeah, I'’ll see you soon.

And I just hope that
I never have to relive

another boy era.

So hungover.

- Okay, my boy.
- No. No.

- No.
- No.

No.

- Oh, my God.
- I love you so much.

If I could marry you, I would.

- Cheffy!
- Oh, my God.

We did it together, baby.

All right, bitches.
I'’m out of here.

I'’m gone.

Kyle!

See you in Bali.

In a few... ing months, brother.

Yeah.

I love you so much.

Thank you for being here.

And thank you for
being my roomie.

Why did I pack so much?

- Captain.
- Kyle.

Another journey together.

These are only happy tears.

Only happy tears,
because I went through

a very dark space this season.

And, like, from the
bottom of my heart,

I can'’t thank you
enough for giving me

an extra chance and opportunity.

And not only are
you a captain for me,

but you'’re a
really good friend.

And I respect you
for who you are.

You'’re amazing at what you do.

I know. I feel the same way.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

You'’re a good person.
Don'’t ever think you're not.

If Captain Sandy had not
given me that second chance,

I have no idea where
I would be going.

Like, that was the
catapult that I needed

to do some internal seeking.

I'’ve learned to
control my emotions.

And now, if I want to
be a chief stew one day,

I'’m able to navigate
through all of this.

And I am so
immensely thankful for it.

And all I can say is,
you bitches, goodbye.

- Luka.
- I'’m gonna miss you.

What an ace.

Oh, my gosh.

Everything about you is leader.

Thank you for everything
you'’ve taught me.

- Yeah.
- We'’ll keep in touch.

I really don'’t want to say
goodbye to Captain Sandy.

Obviously,
throughout the season,

we'’ve built a very
strong relationship.

After starting off as a deckhand

and being put into
this bosun'’s position,

it really gives me
the confidence

to head in the captain'’s route.

Yeah.

Like I said, I still haven'’t
learned my lesson.

- The Tuminator.
- Tumilicious.

Where'’s your tutu?

Oh, my God, I
should have worn it.

So, for your first
chief stew job...

That was rough.

But I feel like my whole
yachting career has been rough.

But that'’s how you grow quick.

- Yeah.
- That'’s leadership.

Yeah.

Tumi had a rough
start of the season.

She came in late, but
she turned it around

and she continues
to move forward.

That'’s an excellent
trait of a chief stew.

What I'’m learning is to
navigate through curveballs.

Because I like control.

So I'’m learning to
navigate through.

- Stay in touch with me.
- I will.

Thank you so much.

And a therapist.

Bye, Mustique.

I'’m gonna miss you.

I love being a captain.

It is something I live
for. It'’s in my blood.

I will be a captain until the
day they put me in the ground.

Or set me on fire.