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Right as usual, bro.

Convoy's on time and heading to the Diplo grinding music.

That golden dragon statue must be pretty important to have a police escort.

Also, like some pretty pricey gems.

I'm surprised

the mayor hasn't already found a way to get his thieving thumbs on this baby.

Maybe Martinez doesn't know how valuable the statue is.

Okay, who am I kidding?

The guy knows every tooth in this town and has a gold ceiling.

I guess it's a good thing you dispatch Del Zorro to make sure it's

delivered safely.

Back to work,

Police are leaving already?

Why didn't they wait until the truck was inside?

Ask stupid question.

Dragon statue must be at that creek.

Keep the God kid while I damage.

I see we are.

Both are connoisseurs.

Actually, I'm just out for a little exercise.

Yes. Fitness is so important.

Look out!

For the doctor's.

All night.

If I should be boss.

Fight for justice and watch my bizarro.

I mean to even scare you guys for all that's fair.

So even the best.

Be ready, Sotto.

Who's getting you to like the sky for that?

To fight or die?

Is that what Matthew of.

So. Oh,

shut up.

Come on.

Here.

Come on.

Let's go.

Oh, not half bad, G-Man.

Thanks.

All clear.

At least for the moment.

The golden dragon.

Is it safe?

Keep yourself in your.

It's magnificent. Yes.

It is truly one of a kind.

The museum owes you both a great debt of gratitude.

Hey, watch for the long face, bro.

The Golden Dragon made it to the museum safe and sound, right?

The first.

I know, I know.

So long as it seems.

Pueblo granny, the mayor probably won't give up trying to steal it.

But don't worry, amigo.

We can handle anything his goons can throw at us.

So the mayor has finally come

to pay his respects to the new tons of Chinatown.

My twin brother and I are honored, Mr.

Mayor.

Is that a true one?

Of course one.

Since we know the mayor's a sudden visit has nothing to do with the fact

that he failed miserably in his attempt to steal the Golden Dragon

and needs our help.

Come on, boys.

Me and the other boys can get that statue for you.

We don't need these pony tailed freaks

riding in on our action.

Allow me to handle this.

Here is my proposal.

You deliver the Golden Dragon to me, and we split 6040.

The mayor

is almost as funny as his flea infested friend.

Even funnier.

My patience is beginning to wear thin.

Gentlemen. This is my town.

And you two are in no position to bargain.

Oh, listen carefully, Mr.

Mayor.

You may run grand, but this is Chinatown,

which will rule with what you might call

an iron fist.

This is your cut.

30%. 70% for us.

Very well.

I'll accept your deal under one condition.

You have to take care of Zorro and the Scarlet Witch.

Of course.

It will be a great pleasure.

A pleasure for which there will be no charge.

In case you forgotten, bro.

I've already seen the Golden Dragon.

So you could have let me sleep in for once.

Okay, okay, so we need to check out the museum security.

Still say you could have come alone and let the Z man catch some Z's.

Hi, Bernardo.

I'm surprised you managed to drag your friend along to something cultural.

Hey, don't look so shocked.

I appreciate a lot more than fast wheels and pretty girls,

Right.

Thank you all for coming to the opening of our Golden Dragon exhibit.

I would like to introduce Miss Jen Li,

who has come from China, to take charge

of this important exhibit.

Thank you.

The golden dragon of you, Shan, is over 12 centuries old

and has always been revered for its great

beauty and exceptional craftsmanship.

But it is more than just a pretty statue of solid gold and priceless gems.

It also has a greater purpose

to empower the righteous and bring misfortune

to those who wish to misuse its powers for the purpose of greed.

I did read in the newspaper how it took care of those crooks last night.

Exactly.

The righteous were empowered and the greedy were punished.

Exactly what did the statues supernatural powers have to do with that?

I believe I read that Zorro and the Scarlet Witch

were the ones who took care of the bad guys.

So you do not believe me?

Martinez.

Maria martinez.

And this is my friend Bernardo.

But you do believe it, do you not?

Bernardo.

You are a very wise man.

That's true enough.

But the rest, please.

Regardless of what you believe.

I hope the Golden Dragon will empower all of you.

Thank you for coming.

Yeah, bro.

I can see that. Wow. In your eyes too.

Not me. Not my type.

Gee, lucky her.

What does that girl have against me?

Earth to Bernardo.

I thought you wanted to check out museum security.

Remember?

You get all the pictures you needed.

Strauss.

You seem to have one track mind today, bro.

Remember why we're here.

The security system,

guards, laser system, steel cage.

Looks like the statue is pretty well guarded.

Great.

So you're saying sleep is off the agenda while I play babysitter to an old dragon?

Let me see that schematic again.

When a few turns on this vent will look right to the exhibit

hall.

Okay, I'm in position.

Everything looks quiet.

So do what?

In the counter.

What's happening?

Oh, yeah.

What's going on? Who?

Take it the long.

We have to stop meeting like this.

Perhaps.

But I'm always happy to see you.

Oh, so you are the famous soul.

Forgive me, but it would seem

you do not live up to your reputation.

Allow me to change your opinions.

And you, or at least cut your ego down to size.

Do not. Oh,

So much for the great.

Or should I say yay and solo?

You'll have to be faster

than that, amigo. Who?

But you are no match for me.

Call it quits.

Not from where I'm standing.

Go! Stand back.

I must protect the Golden Dragon.

Thanks, but we're not doing so badly here.

Arrogance can be more deadly than the most skilled warrior.

Did she just dis us? Actually.

Just you. Oh, I look nice.

Trust me, you do not know how to combat true masters.

We're not exactly novices.

True.

You are even less than a novice.

Watch and learn.

Oh, talk about arrogance.

Come and enjoy watching this.

Oh, yeah.

Brother, it seems we may at last have a worthy opponent.

Yes. A shame we must end this so quickly.

Oh, you.

Lying! You.

With.

Will you all.

She's good.

I feel weird just sitting here watching.

I'm in.

Mind if I help out? No, you must not.

Yeah. Not.

Forget about us.

Save the dragon.

Are you both all right? I'm.

We do not matter.

It is the golden dragon you have left unprotected.

We can still catch them, only to be defeated again.

Forgive me for speaking the truth.

But you do not possess the skills needed to defeat these two masters.

So what do you suggest then? Eureka!

If you wish to help, I could teach you.

I'll bet you could.

I can teach you both.

It will not take long since you are already well conditioned fighters.

Well then, what are we waiting? For?

I. Now you try.

Not bad, but you must try it again.

This time, remember that the true meaning of martial arts is not violence,

but oneness of mind and body, movement and grace.

Your turn. I can hardly wait.

Okay.

As I said, not violence.

Grace.

Graceful enough for you.

You catching this kung fu cat fight?

Yeah.

Hard to believe it's the same. Gently.

Man, was I wrong.

She's definitely my type.

Ha! Just kidding.

You okay, senorita? Fine.

Just getting warmed up.

You must continue practicing.

You ought to stand any chance against real masters.

Aren't you concerned? While we are training?

Your golden dragon could already be long gone and melted down.

No. I would feel it if that had happened.

The Golden Dragon possesses great power.

Ways to protect itself.

Far better than the three of us.

Don't look so pleased.

Every inch of my body screaming.

Uncle after gently crash course.

Is the true meaning of martial arts.

Isn't violence?

How come I feel like I was hit by a bus?

What happened?

Where'd you learn to do that?

I should have guessed.

Self-taught.

Maybe you should sit in on Jin Lee's next training

session.

The way of the Dragon,

Guess it couldn't hurt to do a little homework

before your girlfriend gets her hands on me

again. Hey.

I'll.

Contacts always say the same thing.

Martinez.

The Golden Dragon is too hot.

There is no way to fence it.

So we would do well to cut out the jaws

and melt the statue down for the goal.

Very well.

But I'm sending Ichi the hook to make sure my cut is correct.

Oh, you do not trust us?

Honorable Mayor, when it comes to money, I don't even trust myself.

And I trust those two even less.

Get down to Chinatown and make sure nothing goes wrong.

You got it, boss.

I knew my father couldn't keep his hands off that dragon.

Now, to find out where it's stashed.

Gotcha!

Looks like

you guys have got all the tools to carve up this golden turkey.

Just make sure you save my boy some of the gravy.

Let's not waste any more time.

Look.

Diana.

You are much improved, Senor Zorro.

Gracias.

I've been doing my homework.

Send you into.

Are you okay?

Oh, something is happening.

The golden Dragon is in grave danger.

There is little time left.

We must find it.

I know where it is.

You do?

I've got a few talents of my own, you know.

Indeed you do, senor.

Let's go.

Are you coming with me?

Gently.

Now. There's a surprise

under the tornado.

We ride.

Show off.

What up?

Must have blown a fuze.

Backup generator is on.

Do it. One.

I don't know, guys.

I think maybe that statue is close to something.

Out of my way!

The superstitious fool.

See? It works fine.

Fire up the smelter one.

I get the gems out.

This time I'm putting my best foot forward.

What? Oh!

Oh, I see you have mastered the Double Dragon rules.

I prefer to call it the Scarlet Whiplash.

And I call this Sayonara suckers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Flora!

Look out!

Oh, yeah.

I do.

I do.

You. You're good.

That's not good enough.

That first lesson.

Never take your eyes off your opponent.

Yeah.

Let's go.

Oh, you

one down.

Yeah.

You know, master, go!

She no more.

I admit defeat Zorro.

Ha ha!

Now I've got you.

Actually, yes,

I have you. You.

Won! We are outmatched.

Maybe.

But they will not win.

I will destroy them all.

Fireworks!

Okay. Come. Like.

Got up. Oh!

What about the kung fu twins?

Somehow, I don't think we've seen the last of them.

Perhaps not.

But now you both know how to deal with them.

Thanks.

I really hate to see you and the Golden Dragon go.

It's been the most successful and exciting exhibit.

The museum has ever had.

I, too, regret having to leave so soon.

Thank you for all your help, Bernardo.

I thought I'd find you here, bro.

Since this has become your home away from home.

Looks like I'm not the only one who wanted to see the Golden Dragon.

Spectacular.

Isn't it? Bernardo?

She meant the statue.

You have my email address.

Write me.

Looks like you made a new friend while you were here.

More than one Scarlett whip.

But how did you know?

How else?

The power of the dragon.

But do not worry. Your secret is safe.

Didn't happen to tell you who Zorro really is?

Both your secrets are safe with me.

So. So.

Tony. Up.