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- Huh?
- Hello.
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♪ Supervillain,
ahead of his time ♪
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♪ Incredibly handsome
genius, criminal mastermind ♪
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♪ But now he's all cleaned
up and fighting crime ♪
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♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it feels good
to be good this time ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪
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♪ Rules! ♪
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Machiavillain: I am born anew!
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You've served me well,
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my sad, pathetic little puppies.
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And now, as we're
about to deliver
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our devilish main course,
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it's time for the flourish!
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As I once told my
little blue pupil,
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the key to supervillainy is
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presentation!
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- Thank you.
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Thank you. N-No,
you're too kind.
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Ooh! I almost forgot
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how beautiful I am.
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You look great.
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I said I almost forgot,
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but your sniveling
platitude is noted.
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When you're reborn, it's like
you're seeing and smelling
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and hearing everything
for the first time.
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Music! I need music!
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I said music.
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Something with style,
not ear torture.
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Oh... Mm...
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Pardon, but was zere
a point to all of zis?
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Yeah. When do we get to the
part where we destroy Megamind?
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Trying to simply
destroy Megamind
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is where you've all failed.
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We need to do more than that.
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We have to destroy who
he thinks he's become.
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- It's time to
put Metro City's hero
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to the test!
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We're here at City Hall Plaza,
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where citizens are gathered
to celebrate Comet Day.
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Can you believe it?
The Metro City Comet.
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This only happens once
every hundred years!
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Yeah, that's... something.
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A whole day of
festivities are planned
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with Mayor Roxanne
Ritchi presiding.
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Hooray for the mayor!
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I know her!
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- We all know her, Chum.
- Excuse me,
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but somebody doesn't seem
to be in the proper spirit
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to watch a 10-mile-wide
chunk of ice, dust,
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and small rocky particles
pass by the Earth.
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Sorry, I-I just got a
lot on my mind today.
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Well, Dr. Chum's advice clinic
just happens to be open!
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- Come on, let's rap.
- Uh, okay.
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It'd be easier if I just
come out and say it,
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so hold any comments
and questions
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for after I'm done
getting it all out.
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You got it.
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I kind of gave
Megamind's binky away.
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You gave Megamind's binky away?!
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A-Ahem. Sorry.
That was a comment,
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and I apologize. Please, go on.
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- To Machiavillain.
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Machiavillain's back?!
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Oops. That was a question.
I'm really bad at this.
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But we need to tell Sir
as soon as possible!
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It was my mistake.
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I need to be the one to
tell him. Promise me, Chum.
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- Oh boy.
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Not too late to get someone
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a little more surprising
as our surprise guest.
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Even you have to admit,
people love Megamind.
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People also love
playing with baboons.
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That is, until nature
takes its course.
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Well, my blue guy
hasn't let us down yet.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my proud duty
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to introduce today's
guest and my good friend,
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- Megamind.
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- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
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- Megamind! Megamind...
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Where is he?
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I slept like a
handsome log last night.
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Oh, Sir, you're just in
time to see your entrance.
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Wait a second. You're supposed
to be at the comet ceremony!
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That was today?!
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I have to get down there!
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Chum, where's my good
cape? The black one!
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- It's with all the other black ones.
- Megamind: Got it!
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Ahem.
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I know you're in a hurry,
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but I need to tell
you something.
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Keiko, I'm already
late for an event
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and what's sure to be an
epic Roxanne brow-beating.
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It really can't wait!
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- Keiko, I really don't have time for...
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- Well, well, well, if it
isn't my formerly prized pupil.
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- Machiavillain!
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It can't be. I
thought you were...
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Machiavillain : Defeated?
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Destroyed? Didn't I teach you
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that it's impossible to keep
a truly bad villain down?
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I'm here to find inspiration
for my next evil project.
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And here you are, my megamuse.
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Well, maybe you haven't heard,
but I'm not a villain anymore.
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Yes. I can't tell you how
disappointed I was to hear
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that you're now batting
for the losing team.
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Justice might lose a
game here and there,
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but we make up for
it in the off-season.
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The off-season is
for exhibition games,
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but this is the finals,
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and I'm heavily favored to win.
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It doesn't matter
if you win or lose!
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It's how well you play the game!
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Then, why even
bother keeping score?
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Because! Uh...
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- Ha-ha! Gotcha!
- Goh!
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Chum, what's happening?
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It's almost as if Sir
is at a loss for words.
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Blast him!
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He knows sports metaphors have
never been my strong suit.
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Machiavillain: I came here
to help you, Megamind.
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You're caught in an
upward spiral of goodness,
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and I came to drag you back
down to where you belong.
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Where life is simpler,
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and you don't have to think
about things like rules
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- or setting a good example for the kiddies.
- Huh?
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Get to the point, Machiavillain.
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Machiavillain: I came
to offer you a choice.
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Return to villainy and be
welcomed back with open arms,
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or continue this
heroic silliness
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and face the ultimate challenge.
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I choose heroic silliness!
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Then know this.
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What happens next is on you.
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And now, it's time
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for evil's favorite game show...
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Audience : "Who
Wants To Save A City?"
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The rules are simple. Megamind,
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you have one hour to
pass three heroic trials
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hidden throughout the city.
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For each, you'll be given
only one clue to its location.
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If you stop all three,
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I will leave in peace!
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If you lose, it will mean
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utter destruction of Metro City.
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Are you ready to see
how good of a hero
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- you really are?
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- Ready, set, go!
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Time's wasting, Sir!
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Keiko, stay here.
Machiavillain is
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the most dangerous
individual I've ever known.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I owe
that guy some payback.
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- Payback?
- I mean...
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I just don't like bullies.
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Sir, I think we
need to tell Keiko
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the truth about Machiavillain.
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You're right, Chum,
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but I need to be
the one to tell her.
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- Promise me.
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Why does everyone trust
me with their secrets
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when I hate keeping them?
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Roxanne : You better have
an amazing non-sleep-related excuse
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- for not being here.
- Roxanne,
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I don't have time to apologize.
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We're in the midst of a
deadly game of cat and mouse!
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- Ready for the first clue?
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How on Earth did
you hack my watch?!
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Clue number one.
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The world is your oyster,
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but when is it in
your living room?
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Hm. Clock's ticking!
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- Ciao!
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Ugh, first sports,
now shellfish trivia?
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He's hitting all my weak areas.
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Keiko: The world
is your oyster...
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The Oyster Nebula!
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It's a space cloud,
but also part of
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the Metro Comet's route.
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We learned about this in school.
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Okay, but then where do
living rooms come in?
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Must be something
everybody has in theirs.
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Not alligator pits, not
particle accelerators...
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Wait! Televisions!
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And the comet is being broadcast
live from the observatory!
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- Step on it, Chum!
- You got it, Sir!
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- Hm. Nothing looks to be amiss, Sir.
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Megamind: That's
what worries me.
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Keiko, you're with me.
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So, this Machiavillain guy.
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Uh, yes. He taught me everything
I know about being evil.
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But, I wanted to tell you...
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Yeah, you told me already.
But, I wanted to tell you...
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But, did I tell you
I had to defeat him
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to become a supervillain?
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Yes! You kicked his butt
once, so you can do it again.
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- But, I really...
- Actually, the truth is...
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Does that guy seem
a little off to you?
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- Almost as if he's...
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Hypnotized!
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Bonjour, Monsieur Megamind!
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Pierre Pressure!
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I thought I smelled snails.
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It's escargot.
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I had them for lunch,
and they were magnifique.
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He must be planning
to use the newsfeed.
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With everyone at the plaza
watching the ceremony,
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he could hypnotize all
of Metro City at once!
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Ze poisson-companion is correct!
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- Your show's
about to be canceled.
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Zat pea-shooter might
work on one Pierre,
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but what about...
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Pierres: Multiple Pierres?
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Oldest villain
trick in the book.
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You zap the one in the middle!
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- Piece of cake.
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- Keiko: More like 100 cakes!
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I can't find the middle
if they don't stay still!
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Sir, may I recommend
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the De-Gun's new
rapid-fire setting?
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Right!
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Ha, ha!
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Take that! Whoa!
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- Look out!
- Take cover!
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What happened? Was I victorious?
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Looks like you
debilitated him, Sir!
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Vive la France.
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Keiko: Also looks like you
debilitated the telescope.
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- Ollo?
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Don't "ollo" me.
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First, you don't
show up to the event,
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and now, the comet feed is down,
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which I'm assuming has
something to do with you!
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- Oh, bravo!
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Sorry, Roxie. Gotta take this.
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Time for clue number two.
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What a villain seeks
to rule over all,
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when it is lost,
darkness will fall.
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- Much success to you.
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He says that, but I'm
not so sure he means it.
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The first part of
the clue is easy.
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Villains always
seek the same thing.
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- Power.
- A spa day!
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I mean, power! You're
probably right, Sir.
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But, what kind of power
could make darkness fall?
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- Roxanne : It's the power station!
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- You're still here?
- Roxanne: Still here!
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And who was that
you were talking to?
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Thanks for the help,
Roxie. We'll explain later.
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- Floor it, Chum!
252
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,144
- Huh. Everything looks quiet here.
253
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,814
Lady Doppler: Beware
of a flash flood
254
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,608
of lightning!
255
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,116
You're just in time to see me
256
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,453
destroy Metro City
with its own power!
257
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:47,207
Keiko, you distract Doppler
with some trash talking.
258
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,668
- I've got an idea.
259
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,212
Hey, Doppler! You know
there's no such thing
260
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,838
as a flash flood of
lightning, right?
261
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,384
Well, if it isn't
Megamind's kid sidekick.
262
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,636
Why don't you go back
to the clubhouse?
263
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,970
Adults are talking.
264
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,015
Yet, I'm the only one
not in a funny costume.
265
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,102
You're making me rethink
my no-zapping-kids policy.
266
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,271
I've seen your aim.
I ain't sweatin'.
267
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,483
- Oh, you little...
268
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,444
- Time for a fish-monkey fry.
269
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,780
- Thirsty?
270
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,992
Water and electricity
don't mix, do they?
271
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,251
- Time to bolt!
- Ah!
272
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,300
I just wanna thank our sponsor
for today's festivities.
273
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,845
- Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles.
274
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,932
Power's out across the city.
275
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,561
It's gonna be one of those
crazy Metro City days, isn't it?
276
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,733
How's that for a flash flood?
277
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,735
Nice callback, Keiko.
278
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,322
Unfortunately, it looks like
the city's entire power grid
279
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,448
is fried, Sir.
280
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,160
The good news is
we're two for three.
281
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,288
Yes, it's been a lot
easier than expected.
282
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,749
Which is not like
Machiavillain at all.
283
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,045
Oh, what an
inspirational testament
284
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,838
to the power of teamwork.
285
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,633
It's now time to play
for the fate of the city!
286
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:24,346
Clue number three. You've done
well and played like a whiz.
287
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,475
As for the last location,
it's where your heart is.
288
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,102
I believe the old saying goes,
289
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,229
"Home is where the heart is."
290
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,190
He's going after the lair.
291
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,151
With the grid shut down,
so is our security system!
292
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,905
Ugh!
293
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,908
The smell of goodness
in here has to go.
294
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,286
Nighty-Knight: Ahem! Megamind's
computer isn't going to work
295
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,954
with the city's power out.
296
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,749
The lair's emergency backup
generators should be kicking in
297
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,585
in three, two, one.
298
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,714
Brainbot: Intruder
alert. Intruder alert.
299
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,965
Intruder alert...
300
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,551
Nighty-Knight: Uh, sir?
301
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,472
Now, all that was once
Megamind's belongs to me.
302
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,683
Brainbot: Intrud...
303
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,145
A much better color on you.
304
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,648
- Fly, my pretties!
305
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,025
Go make some mischief.
306
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,202
Chum: What's going on?
307
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,205
Machiavillain must now
have access to the lair!
308
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,998
He's turned the
brainbots against us!
309
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,544
Keiko: Not just us! They're
committing crimes all over the city!
310
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,838
- We've
got to shut them down fast!
311
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,381
Sir, the brainbots
are controlled
312
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,341
by the lair's
transmitter antenna.
313
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,427
If we can knock it out...
314
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,971
It'll turn off all
the brainbots at once!
315
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,349
- Why are
there so many menus in here? Ah!
316
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,643
- Found it!
- The remote to the laser satellite!
317
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,936
Brilliant, Sir!
318
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,564
The satellite fires
with pinpoint accuracy.
319
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,482
I should be able to
take out the antenna
320
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,687
- while leaving the rest of the lair intact.
321
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,862
- Machiavillain: Well, Megamind.
322
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,405
Thank you for playing,
323
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,658
but I'm afraid
you've lost the game.
324
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,910
Au contraire, mon frere.
325
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,205
You see, I've learned a few new
things since Villainy Shool.
326
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,375
- The bad guys always lose.
327
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,886
- We did it!
328
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,890
Oh, Megamind.
329
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,100
While you were distracted
with the brainbots,
330
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,770
I reprogrammed your
targeting system!
331
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,147
- Instead of
destroying the transmitter,
332
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,233
your laser knocked
the comet off course,
333
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,361
causing it to head
straight towards.
334
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,738
- Metro City!
335
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,245
Everyone, remain calm!
336
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,164
Megamind will know what to do!
337
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,167
I have no idea what to do!
338
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,628
I'm sure all hope
isn't lost, Sir.
339
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,338
Oh, really? Did you not notice
340
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,049
the giant comet about
to obliterate the city?
341
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,843
It just seemed like something
I should say right now.
342
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,095
I mean, look at that thing.
343
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,221
- It's huge.
344
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,349
It's a hero problem way
above my power grade.
345
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:18,019
Oh, Machiavillain played
me like a blue fiddle.
346
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,522
No! He can't win!
347
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,816
Can't you just beat him
like you did last time?
348
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,445
Time to tell her the
whole story, Sir.
349
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,909
I never intentionally
defeated Machiavillain.
350
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,497
- What do you mean?
- When I was a student,
351
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,916
I accidentally left
the gamma chamber on
352
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,418
while heating a burrito.
353
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,961
I came back from an errand
354
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,256
to find Machiavillain's entire
fortress burned to ashes.
355
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,757
I'm not proud of it,
356
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,011
but I took credit for
destroying my master.
357
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,723
And on that lie, I went from
being an ordinary villain
358
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,850
to a super one.
359
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,095
There's gotta be something
you haven't thought of yet.
360
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,729
Can't we just use the satellite
361
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,356
to re-divert the comet
away from the city?
362
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,234
It takes too long to
warm up between shots.
363
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,528
What about the De-Gun?
364
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,198
It's not powerful enough.
I'd have to, I don't know,
365
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,801
run it through the
cold fusion generator
366
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,201
of the Invisible
Car or something,
367
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,328
but that's still a long shot.
368
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,497
A long shot is still a chance!
369
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,631
- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
370
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,258
We're here to save the day,
371
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,260
but we're going to
need everyone's help.
372
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,471
Let's move like we have
a porpoise, people.
373
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,401
Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
374
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,028
- He's gonna do it!
- You can do it!
375
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,946
Kick that flying rock's butt!
376
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,448
Hey, comet!
377
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,950
- This one's for the dinosaurs.
378
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:56,910
Ah!
379
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,512
You have a plan B, right?
380
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,014
That was B through Z.
381
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,017
- I'm sorry. I failed, Roxanne.
382
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,652
Since this is the end,
383
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,155
there's something I
regret never telling you.
384
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,824
What is it?
385
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,410
You are...
386
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,121
Machiavillain:
Fear not, citizens!
387
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,873
- Machiavillain is here!
388
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,882
My binky?
389
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:57,012
One moment while I take care
of this small problem of yours.
390
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,309
- Ah-ha!
391
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,461
Citizens! From this day forward,
392
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,422
you will fear no more!
393
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:36,718
- Metro
City's true hero has arrived.
394
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,138
- Finally,
a real hero to save us!
395
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,023
Oh, Sir.
396
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,108
We've been looking all
over the city for you!
397
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:55,570
I'm just
admiring the symbolism.
398
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,238
It's my own fault,
399
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,408
thinking for a moment I was
smart enough to beat him.
400
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,037
Actually, it's my fault.
401
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,415
Oh, that's nice of
you to say, but...
402
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,709
No, it's literally my fault!
403
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,836
That's what I've been
trying to tell you!
404
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,214
I gave Machiavillain your binky.
405
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,425
Why would you do that, Keiko?
406
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,721
When you wouldn't train me,
I wanted to prove myself.
407
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,366
I pretended to join
the Doom Syndicate
408
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,558
to find out what
they were planning.
409
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,769
Machiavillain tricked
me into stealing it.
410
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:31,439
The binky is the last thing
I have from my home world.
411
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,400
It's a source of unlimited power
412
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,944
that I don't even
totally understand.
413
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,197
I wouldn't blame you if you
never wanted to see me again.
414
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,491
I'm nothin' but trouble.
415
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,414
Megamind: That's the
last thing I want.
416
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,667
Machiavillain tricked us both.
417
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,087
Besides, I've always had
a soft spot for trouble.
418
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,219
Oh. A press conference
just started.
419
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,431
Machiavillain :
I regret to inform everyone
420
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,350
that it was Megamind
who is responsible
421
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,977
for this near catastrophe.
422
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:15,150
Yes, it appears that he's
returned to his old evil ways.
423
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,152
- Behold!
424
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,654
- First, he
neutralized the observatory,
425
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,157
which would have acted as
an early warning system.
426
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,617
- Then, he
destroyed the power grid
427
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,537
to disable any
emergency response.
428
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:31,583
- Next, he unleashed
his brainbots upon the city,
429
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,461
giving him just the
distraction he needed to use
430
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,464
his own satellite
to divert the comet
431
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:40,508
- right toward Metro City.
432
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,887
Oh, it's all lies! All of it!
433
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,431
Machiavillain's specialty.
434
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,855
Now, now. I know how
shocking this must be.
435
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,567
It's never easy to see someone
so noble fall from grace.
436
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,153
Perhaps our courageous mayor
437
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,697
will have comforting
words for us all.
438
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:09,287
Though I question with my
whole heart these accusations,
439
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,664
the evidence is overwhelming.
440
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,751
I have no choice but
to declare Megamind
441
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,295
public enemy number one.
442
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:30,100
It's over. Machiavillain's won.
443
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,060
Not quite yet, Ol' Chum.
444
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,898
We still have one
card left to play.
445
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,527
We have to find...
446
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,737
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