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- Huh?
- Hello.
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♪ Supervillain,
ahead of his time ♪
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♪ Incredibly handsome
genius, criminal mastermind ♪
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♪ But now he's all cleaned
up and fighting crime ♪
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♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it feels good
to be good this time ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪
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♪ Rules! ♪
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- Lady Doppler: Always a pleasure
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making a fool outta
you, Megamind.
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And thanks for the isotopes.
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You mean these isotopes?
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Who's the fool now?
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Pierre: It would appear
you are Monsieur Fool!
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Time to spin this in my favor.
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Looks like someone skipped
a well-balanced breakfast.
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I just have coffee. Dark blend.
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Come on, Megamind. You got this.
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Okay, I don't got this!
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Nighty-Knight: Around
and around you go!
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Oh, wait. I got it!
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Ah! My eyes!
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Ah!
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Don't fall asleep on the job!
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Megamind: Know this.
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I will not rest until
I get those isotopes!
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But first, maybe
a quick power nap.
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As per your ordinance,
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we have slept
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swept this city clean.
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- And the isotopes?
- That I lost,
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mostly because we were sweeping,
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but I will not rest until
I've recovered them,
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- Roberta.
- Roxie.
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I'm Megamind. You're
Roxie, Roberta.
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- Uh, is his brain broken?
- How would we tell?
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You've been chasing
villains all night.
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You should go to bed.
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Hopefully a right-side-up one.
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Heroes don't rest.
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Now, I really have to
get back to the lair.
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Keiko: Um, this is
your lair, buddy.
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Ah, yes, of course.
Thank you, Chum.
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- If Megamind
doesn't get some rest,
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he's gonna have a
complete Mega-meltdown.
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And those are never
pretty. But not to worry.
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I'll have him shipshape
on the good ship Shipshape
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- in no time.
- I know you will, Chum.
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- He really needs some rest.
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Ma'am, you have a full day
of wall-to-wall meetings.
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Keiko, Chum, this has been
a confusing waste of time,
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per usual.
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Well, you and I should
be able to handle things
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while Megamind rests
and recuperates.
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I've got his beloved
binky right here.
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First of all, he uses a binky?
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Like a little baby?
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Don't tell him I told you.
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But, yes, it does
help him relax.
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That's a fun fact our followers
don't need to know about.
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Anyway, it's a school day, bro.
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I'm only here for
the toaster pastries.
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Oh, but he's in pretty
bad shape, Keiko.
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I don't know if I can
take care of him alone.
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I'll come back right
when school is out
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and give you a
hand. But, come on.
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You're Chum. You've got this.
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Izzy Iggy, lead
singer of Facemelter,
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is doing a show in town!
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Sir's gonna want
tickets for sure.
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I love this song!
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♪ Put your hands up
high, grab the air ♪
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♪ Clap your hands, like
you just don't care ♪
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♪ Stomp your feet on
the cement floor ♪
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♪ Do the robot now, open... ♪
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- Chum,
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I cannot let myself
be distracted
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by the smooth sounds and
velvety voice of Izzy Iggy!
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There's work to do!
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- Sir, you
should be in bed relaxing.
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Here, take your binky.
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Oh, I don't need to relax,
and I don't need my binky.
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What I need is to
create a simulation
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of every possible move the
Doom Syndicate could make!
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This will keep me a good
six to seven steps ahead.
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- Okay...
- But not only that, I need to create a simulation
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of every possible move the
Doom Syndicate could make.
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This will keep me a good
six to seven steps ahead.
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Ooh! A butterfly!
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How did you even get in here,
you silly little bug fairy, you?
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He may not know
it, but this Izzy Iggy show
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is exactly what Sir needs
to recharge his batteries.
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"Remaining Izzy tickets only
available at the box office."
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Huh...
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He'd probably be fine by himself
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if I stepped out
for just a second.
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Although I don't agree
with your politics,
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that is too funny, Butterfly.
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Or maybe not.
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How can I get those
tickets and care for Sir?
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Oh, I could really use an
assistant of my own today.
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Huh...
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Alright, cloning machine.
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Let's make another
me to watch Sir
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- while I grab those tickets!
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- Just need a little DNA.
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Sir could use a little
more attention than usual,
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so I'll adjust the
new me just a skosh.
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I'm already smart enough,
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so let's trade some
intelligence for persistence.
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Oh, very handsome!
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I shall call you Chum Two.
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Must be because I'm too
ready to serve, Sir!
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Well, I'm glad I didn't
skimp on my witty repartee.
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- Ah! Stop hitting me!
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Okay then. Try to
get him to rest
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while I'm off on my
errand to help him,
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you know, rest.
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Oh!
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Uh, in case it rains
on your journey.
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- Well, thank you!
- And here's your lunch.
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Oh, I should be back in a jiff.
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Ah-ah! No one's ever been
sorry they brought a lunch.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Or actually, I suppose I did.
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I can't say why,
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but what I'm seeing makes me
believe the Doom Syndicate
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is building a giant
radioactive banana.
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Diabolical! Hey!
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What the?!
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No rest is for the wicked, Sir.
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And you are not wicked. Anymore.
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- Here we go. And...
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What are you... It
doesn't recline!
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- Not with that attitude.
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Whoa!
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Explain yourself, Chum!
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Chum Two: Oh, my apologies, Sir.
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Allow me to relax you.
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- Would you please go away?!
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I'm letting Sir down.
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Not Sir would be
so disappointed.
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How do I make up for
two disappointments
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when there's just one me?
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- Huh.
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- Clerk: Next.
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Good day, employed citizen.
I would like to purchase
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two tickets to the
Izzy Iggy show, please.
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It's a lottery.
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Is that like, "It's a vibe"?
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Clerk: No. It means
I give you a number,
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and then we'll randomly
call out numbers,
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and those people
will get a chance
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to buy the two
remaining tickets.
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14? My lucky number!
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That's the age I was when Sir
first said "thank you" to me.
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Congratulations.
Wait over there.
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And next!
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Tuna? I hate tuna.
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- Other me should know that.
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Lair of Megamind!
This is Chum Two.
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I just wanted to check in.
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You gave me tuna,
which I do not eat,
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and I was worried that
adjusting your personality
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- might have been...
- Chum Two: Please hold!
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Wait, wait, wait! Don't
put the hold music on!
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♪ Put your hands up
high, grab the air ♪
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♪ Clap your hands, like
you just don't care ♪
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- Whoa!
- S-Sorry!
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I-I can't help but follow
instructional song lyrics.
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- Christina Christo!
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Chunk, right?
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Chum, actually.
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I'm just here getting
Izzy tickets for Megamind.
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Well, Roxie asked me
to get two tickets
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for her and Megamind.
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She said she wanted
him to relax.
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At a metal show? So weird.
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Well, since I'm already
getting tickets for him,
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you should probably call Roxie
and tell her Chum is on it.
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I'd call myself, but I'm
on hold with... myself.
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No, no, no. When she asks
me to do something, I do it.
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That's why I'm the best.
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I would never leave
anything in the hands of,
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- well, you.
- I have never let Sir down,
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so I kind of feel like
I can handle this.
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Driver: Nice moves, weirdo!
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Thank you! Can't resist
instructional songs!
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I'm obviously too
flawed to keep Sir relaxed,
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- but that can be fixed.
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One perfectionist
Chum coming up!
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Perfect!
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- I'm writing an
extremely complicated code
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that should ensure the
Doom Syndicate never again,
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um...
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I forget
what, but trust me!
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It's gonna be the hottest thing
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since sliced beds.
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- Much too close to the screen, Sir.
- Ah!
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You'll damage your eyes.
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Oh, and look at this
unkempt workspace.
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My code!
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That was really
complicated and important!
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I think.
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Killing germs is important, Sir.
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I have no use for a clean freak.
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I need someone who is
passionate about stopping crime.
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Passion, you say?
I can do that, Sir!
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- Oh, 'scuse me.
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Let's do this!
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What is this?
A crime simulation?!
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Um, yes.
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If I can cut the Syndicate
off here, they'll be trapped.
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Yes! I'm on the edge of my seat!
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- The tension is electrifying.
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Right...
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And so, if we
defeat them here...
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We'll be heroes!
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Yes...
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But if I don't make
it here in time...
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The world may end! No, no, no!
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What are you doing?!
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These markers
represent human beings!
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How could you be so insensitive?
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More sensitivity. Got it, Sir.
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What's the matter now?
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I tried to make you toast,
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but I hurt the toast instead!
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- Uh...
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- There, there.
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The toaster was just on
the wrong calibration.
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It could be fixed.
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You should be happy, dear Chum.
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Happy? Okay, Sir.
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- Calibration?
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Is my de-gun
properly calibrated?
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Oh! The de-gun!
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Are we gonna use
it to stop crime?
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That would be so fun!
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Okay...
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When do we fight bad guys,
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and how much fun will
that be? Scale of 1 to 10?
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You know what you should do?
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You should work on the, um,
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- Invisible Car!
- Oh, yes! Yes!
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It's the best day ever!
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How am I supposed to work
with all this insanity?
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I think Chum might need a nap.
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What do you guys think?
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Chums: We think you
could use a nap.
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Why am I hearing
more than one...
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Chums?
255
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,128
Chums: Hello!
256
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,674
- What is going on here?!
257
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,260
Ha! You, a better
assistant than moi?
258
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,639
For the 10th time,
I'm not an assistant.
259
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,973
I'm her chief of staff.
260
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:08,144
Then why are you fetching
concert tickets? Hmm?
261
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,398
Okay, fine. I sometimes
do assistanty things,
262
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,651
but when I do, I am far better
than you could even dream.
263
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,903
I can assist circles around you!
264
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,531
In fact, watch as I use
my superior assisting
265
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,366
to ensure I win this lottery.
266
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,742
Excuse me, good sir.
267
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,120
May I interest you in
my assisting services
268
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,247
in exchange for
your lottery number?
269
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,126
Well, I was supposed to
buy iguana food today...
270
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,879
Chum: Here you are, sir!
271
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,841
That was impressive!
272
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,300
Deal's a deal.
273
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,386
Looks like the
superior assistant
274
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,470
just doubled his chances
275
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,681
of getting the
tickets for his boss.
276
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,766
You best not think
you can best me.
277
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,352
I can do better than best you.
278
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,605
Well, then. Time for a good
old-fashioned assist-off.
279
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,692
- Half-caff,
light cream, two sugars,
280
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,028
stirred twice, and
hot, but not too hot.
281
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,280
Amazing! Now, I can
work on my essay.
282
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,781
- Speaking of which,
283
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,784
a complete history
of Pompeii! And look.
284
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,995
Graphs.
285
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,372
- Here you go.
286
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,708
Tiger did his business,
Spuds tired herself out,
287
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,127
and Dino sniffed out a fire.
288
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,379
- Thank you. Whoa, whoa!
289
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,137
- And spit, please, sir.
290
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,973
Tooth brushing! Will
wonders never cease?
291
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,146
I know what will turn that
blue frown upside down!
292
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,023
- Tickle fight!
293
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,609
I love that idea so much,
I'm going to marry it!
294
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,986
With Sir's blessing, of course.
295
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:44,115
Idea weddings
always make me cry!
296
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,701
Sir, if we have the
ceremony here at the lair,
297
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,578
it's a tax write-off!
298
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,167
Hey, I'm back! Just
like I promised... Whoa!
299
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,252
Chums: Keiko, everything
is under control!
300
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,839
Keiko! I just realized
what's going on here!
301
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,508
I'm dreaming!
302
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,028
- I'm very sure you're not dreaming.
303
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,970
And since we're
positive I'm dreaming,
304
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,722
I can do whatever I want!
305
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,432
Whee!
306
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,060
I never felt so free!
307
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,895
- Lemme make a wild guess here.
308
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,814
Chum made a clone
because he needed help,
309
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,565
and that clone made more clones.
310
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,693
And now, Megamind has
no concept of reality
311
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,862
because he's having a
complete Mega-meltdown!
312
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,447
No!
313
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,574
Well, actually, yes.
314
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,663
Anchor : Things are
growing dangerous downtown
315
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:35,041
- as a now 40-foot Behemoth rampages through Metr...
316
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,961
Oh, this dream is
only getting better!
317
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,088
I get to battle a
40-foot Behemoth
318
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,924
with my unlimited dream powers!
319
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,551
To the Invisible Car!
320
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,596
- Chums: Coming, Sir!
- You four stay here.
321
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,974
I'm gonna be his dream sherpa
and make sure he stays safe
322
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,284
and doesn't try anything stupid.
323
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,476
I'm gonna destroy Behemoth
324
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,729
with electric beams
from my eyeballs!
325
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,355
Dream power!
326
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,484
- You will never stop us from assisting our Sir!
327
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,368
That'll do.
328
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,163
Ah! Tell me you're normal Chum!
329
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,624
I just wanted to say
tweedle-dee dinglee-deedledee!
330
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,711
Because it's so fun to say
when you're happy like me!
331
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,296
Yeah!
332
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,673
Oh, definitely not normal Chum.
333
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,550
Listen up. This is my dream,
334
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,344
and I want to make
fighting Behemoth
335
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,387
be as fun as a dream
can make possible!
336
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,682
I know what's fun! We'll get
the new improved Invisible Car
337
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,225
and sneak up on Behemoth!
338
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,061
It'll be like a surprise party!
339
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,479
I don't think that's a...
340
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,939
Wait, that's actually
not a bad idea.
341
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,567
- And... voilàà!
342
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,529
This is perfect!
343
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,281
This is a disaster.
344
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,536
Okay, real talk.
345
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,138
You're heading to
battle with Behemoth,
346
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,791
and you do not have
magic dream powers!
347
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,419
Oh, you're way more fun
in real life, Keiko.
348
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463
I'm flying in my dream!
349
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,965
- Whee!
350
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:09,052
- Oh no!
351
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,471
- Make the car invisible.
- Aw, but I wanna see
352
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,307
if we can make Behemoth
smile at its pretty colors!
353
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:18,144
We can stop it with the
dream power of happiness!
354
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,688
- No!
- Yes, we can.
355
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,150
- Ooh.
356
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,486
Pretty car.
357
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,906
-Aw, it
worked! We made him smile.
358
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,827
Behemoth smash pretty car!
359
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:39,082
Megamind: I never felt
nauseous in a dream before!
360
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,293
- It's not a dream!
361
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,005
Don't worry, bummer dream Keiko.
362
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,174
My electro-vision
will blast Behemoth!
363
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,345
Oh, please end well.
Please end well.
364
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,115
- Chum clone:
Sir! Let us help you!
365
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,432
I will rescue you!
366
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:59,519
Strike me down! Sir is
out there in danger!
367
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,273
And he doesn't even
have his binky!
368
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,984
The perfect
plan to help Sir.
369
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:10,113
I know it will come to us if
we just put our heads together!
370
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,615
Put our heads
together...
371
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,576
What if we use the
cloning machine
372
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,704
to combine our molecules,
lower all our attributes,
373
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,374
and maximize strength,
making one gigantic us!
374
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,260
I'm coming, Sir!
375
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,769
- Hi, Roxanne!
- Hi, Chum.
376
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,938
- Take that! And that!
377
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,066
- Who tickle Behemoth?
378
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,443
Megamind?
379
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,402
Huh?
380
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,279
I'll save you, Sir!
381
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,699
- Whoa!
382
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,494
- A great big Chum! Keiko!
383
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,288
Isn't this the most
wonderful dream?!
384
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,749
You know what? I'm gonna
give in to the crazy.
385
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,460
- This kicks butt!
- You just relax, Sir.
386
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,796
I'll handle this.
387
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,346
Everything's giant
monsters these days.
388
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,474
Where's the remote?
389
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,192
Shh! Sir is trying to nap!
390
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,575
Ha! He did it! Megamind did it!
391
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:42,455
Megamind: Yes. Thank
you. You're all welcome.
392
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,374
He destroyed the streets again!
393
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,084
I can't get to work!
394
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,086
Even in my dream,
395
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,671
when I win, I lose.
396
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,132
This city will be
the death of me.
397
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,428
This city will be
the death of him?
398
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,805
I have to act fast. I must
399
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:03,143
destroy the city
before it destroys Sir!
400
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,353
- Whoa! Ho!
401
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,737
- Huh?
402
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,946
Hm.
403
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,157
I'd be happy to help
anyone with anything!
404
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,616
I'll do twice her anything
405
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,678
- and be three times as happy about it!
406
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,997
Clerk: And the
final number is...
407
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,293
- 14.
- That's me. I win!
408
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,587
I'm the best
assistant in the city!
409
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,048
Ha, ha! Yes! Told
you! In your face!
410
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,674
- Huh?
411
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,223
I think Megamind might need
some top-notch assisting
412
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,476
right about now. You
take the tickets.
413
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,562
If I'm gonna lose, at least
it's to another assistant
414
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,189
and a really good one.
415
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:55,487
- Oh, my. Looks
like my plan went a little haywire.
416
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,491
He's finally resting, so
you kind of did your job.
417
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,284
- Sir...
418
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,579
- It's time to wake up, Sir.
- Oh, Chum.
419
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,540
- I had the craziest dream ever.
420
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,335
There were so many yous,
but not in a good way.
421
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,880
- Then, a giant you wrestled a mountain in the street.
422
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,966
Actually, it was real,
Sir. It all happened.
423
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,051
We're too late!
424
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,803
Until the city is flattened,
425
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,306
I don't think this MegaChum will
follow a single instruction!
426
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,058
That's a great idea, Sir!
427
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,269
There's one kind of
instruction no Chum can resist!
428
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,563
- MegaChum: Sorry!
429
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,066
Apologies, everyone.
Nothing personal.
430
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,360
Just have to destroy
everything real quick
431
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,529
before you become
the death of my Sir.
432
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,783
What is that?
433
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,499
♪ Raise your hands
like a crazy mutt ♪
434
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,168
♪ Be mellow, don't
crush Mr. Donut ♪
435
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,923
- It's working, Chum! Keep going!
- Got it!
436
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,883
♪ Gently place the
cars on the ground ♪
437
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,803
♪ Don't scare the
people and turn around ♪
438
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,809
♪ Run away with a
nice smooth motion ♪
439
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,520
♪ Make a bee-line for
the deep blue ocean ♪
440
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,938
Instruction songs?
441
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,441
The funnest songs in
the whole fun-a-verse!
442
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:18,945
♪ Wade in slow so
you do not drown ♪
443
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:23,241
♪ Bend those knees
and sit on down ♪
444
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:28,747
♪ Now dunk that head
with no concern ♪
445
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:34,461
♪ And swim away and
don't you return ♪
446
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:39,257
You know, this old man guitar
music's starting to grow on me.
447
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,426
Chum!
448
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,262
- I think you should have these.
- Really?
449
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,222
You put our dumb
competition aside
450
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,849
to do some phenomenal assisting.
451
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,934
- And you saved the city.
452
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,771
Oh, Sir will be so
touched that you...
453
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,356
I didn't do it for him.
454
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,483
Us assistants have
to stick together.
455
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,613
Megamind: You did
a great job, Chum.
456
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,532
I'm quite proud. But remember.
457
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,702
One Chum has always
been enough for me.
458
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,413
Um, Sir?
459
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,582
: That's my
little fish monkey.
460
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,963
Operation Mega Meltdown
was only a partial success.
461
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,175
We've got the hairbrush,
but the binky's not here.
462
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,861
Machiavillain :
I would need a crayon
463
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,553
to put this into simpler terms.
464
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,557
The binky is the key
to my entire plan.
465
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:34,020
It's so hard to
find quality assistants.
466
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,941
But, I guess if you want
something done right,
467
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:42,070
you have to get someone
else to do it yourself!
468
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,668
♪ Not to repeat myself ♪
469
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:02,632
♪ But free will is a lie ♪
470
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:08,096
♪ Free will is a lie... ♪
471
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,600
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