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- Huh?
- Hello.
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♪ Supervillain,
ahead of his time ♪
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♪ Incredibly handsome
genius, criminal mastermind ♪
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♪ But now he's all cleaned
up and fighting crime ♪
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♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it feels good
to be good this time ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪
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♪ Rules! ♪
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Ah! 27 seconds and counting!
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- Our time's running out!
- Okay
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Dentist.
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No! Stop guessing "dentist"!
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Come on, Chum.
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It's scary, it's got a
big mouth, little arms
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-Oh! I
know! A shark, but with arms!
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A shark but with arms?!
That's your guess?!
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A T-Rex, Chum! It was a T-Rex!
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- Sorry, not sorry.
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So this is like regular
"Guess That Thing,"
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but with electric shocks.
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Yeah, painful ones!
Well, except for Chum.
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The wattage is pretty
calming on his circuits.
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It thure is, Kreiko.
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This is how we do game night
at the lair, dear Roxie!
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Now, are you ready
to guess that thing?
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Let's do this!
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- Megamind: Uh, okay!
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This thing is... Um...
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Oh, sorry. My brilliant
brain keeps thinking of.
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Old English synonyms you
couldn't possibly know.
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Try me. I'm
no Yorkshire raggedy fishwife.
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Oh. I've never heard that one.
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- I-I made it up! Keep going!
- Okay!
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Remember one time when I
was evil and captured you?
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This is what I dangled you over
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- by the thinnest of strings...
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Uh, genetically
modified piranhas!
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- Mm, no, the other time.
- Quicksand!
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- No, no! A different time!
- Bear traps!
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- Yes! I dangled you over a pit of bear traps!
- Whew.
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- That was close.
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Almost as close as
you got to those bear traps.
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Piranhas? Bear traps?
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You guys have the
weirdest friendship ever!
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I think we have a
perfectly normal
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villain-turned-hero-
slash-reporter-turned-mayor camaraderie.
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There's nothing normal
about that sentence at all.
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I admit our relationship
is a bit unconventional,
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but it's kinda like those videos
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where a koala is
friends with an eel.
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Okay, yeah, it is kinda weird.
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Christina: Couldn't agree more.
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But I would replace
"kinda" with "very,"
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and I'd replace
Megamind with anyone.
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Sorry. Polls say voters prefer
a mayor with normal friends.
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You're still here?
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Don't you turn back into
a bale of hay at sundown?
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The mayor's work is never done.
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We still have to finish
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the municipal operations
facility's budget.
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Guess the mayor's work is
never interesting either.
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Hey, man, it's game
night at the lair!
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You leave your
manners at the door.
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- Whoa.
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Sorry, guys. I gotta head home.
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Already? It's way
before your curfew!
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I have to work on an
extra credit project.
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If I don't build a robot
that can throw a tennis ball,
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my science teacher
will flunk me.
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If it's a robot you need,
you're more than welcome to use
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all the high-tech doodads
the lair has to offer.
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Really? I can use
all your cool stuff?
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Oh, Mr. Schlurg-Peterman might
give me extra-extra credit!
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- Wait. Bennett Schlurg-Peterman?
- You know her teacher?
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We were
inseparable at summer camp.
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They didn't even need
to tie us together
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- for the three-legged race.
- So, why aren't you hanging out
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with this everyday card-carrying
member of the teachers union
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instead of these
stinking weirdos?
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- Yipe! Aaah...
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Man, I haven't seen
Bennett in years,
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but we used to have so much fun.
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Like bear trap, piranha fun?
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Different in that it was
a more... normal fun.
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Yeah, we must be talking about
a different Schlurg-Peterman.
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Schlurg-Peterman?
Sounds like a law firm
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- that represents haunted toys.
- Chum: Mm...
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Or that noise Chum's making.
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- Schluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrg.
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Burp McSchlurp Esquire?!
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Ritchi Von Coconut Cannon?!
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- It's really you!
- I can't believe it!
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My science classroom's
down there.
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It's really not that exciting.
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Not exciting? To see where
my dear Keiko fills her mind
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with test tube wishes
and double helix dreams?
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I mostly doodle.
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Well, now you can
skee-doodle on home.
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I want to experience this solo.
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Are you sure this isn't about
Roxie and Mr. Schlurg-Peterman?
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I said skee-doodle.
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Please. What could some
boring normie-normal ton
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have to offer
friendship-wise over moi?
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♪ Camp Frog Ear!
Camp Frog Ear! ♪
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♪ If we could, we'd
stay all year! ♪
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Huh?
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Megamind! What a surprise!
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Uh, Bennett, Megamind.
Megamind, Bennett.
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Schlurg-Peterman.
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Ah, just reminiscing
about summer camp here
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with ol' Coconut Cannon.
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Yikes. Insulting her
stringy coconut-like hair?
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Not so nice, Bennett.
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I have stringy hair?
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Oh, we called her Coconut Cannon
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because of her killer throwing
skills on the dodge ball field.
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Not as killer as
your air muffins
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on Wet Chili Wednesdays.
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You
know, in prison,
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I invented a snack called
"toothpaste bites."
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Yes, I know.
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Oh! Our
secret handshake!
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How have we not done that yet?
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Excuse me, Roxie?
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Remember when I trapped
you on a hot air balloon
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with tarantulas?
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- That was fairly enjoyable...
- One, two, three.
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Both: And pinky! Wazoo! Cronch!
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- Bennett: I can't believe we remembered it all!
- Roxie: Oh, I know!
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- Oh...
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- Chum: Oh, Sir.
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- Did you use a taquito as a chocolate milk straw again?
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Oh, this is a different
kind of agony, Chum.
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Like longing mixed with sadness
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mixed with feelings
of inadequacy.
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Keiko: Sounds like
someone's jealous.
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You know, 'cause you
and Roxie are a thing?
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We're not a "thing."
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Why? Did she say something?
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I just figured you guys
were deeply in love,
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but pretend to be too
busy to realize it
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because you're both terrified.
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That's how hero
relationships normally work.
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It's complicated, Keiko.
And I am not jealous!
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I'm sure my tummy has
nothing to do with the fact
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that the goodest thing
that ever happened to me
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has replaced me with
her old camp buddy,
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and they share nothing
but warm fuzzy memories!
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Just wondering,
have you told Roxie
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you think she's the goodest?
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Which is adorable, by the way.
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I grew up in a prison, remember?
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I'm new to the
whole friend thing.
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- Um, hello? Standing right here.
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Oh, Chum, I adore you,
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but you're more of
a vestigial limb
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or a helpful ghost
haunting me for life.
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- I'll take it!
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- Oh, you don't understand
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the pain I'm in.
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When I was young, I
never even got to play
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- a decent game of...
- Robot: Throw!
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- Ow!
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It's actually called
"catch," but yes.
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My robot actually works!
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And just in time for dinner.
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Try not to be jealous, okay?
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So you don't have an old
camp buddy. Who cares?
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You're Megamind. You can
do literally anything!
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Huh...
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Keep an eye on my
pal here, will you?
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- Hm...
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Pal
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That's it!
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Maybe it's time I
make a pal of my own!
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Come, come, little robot.
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♪ Her pants got eaten
by a crocodile ♪
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- Oh yeah.
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Ooh! Remember when we
snuck into the cabin
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where they kept all
the confiscated candy?
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I've never thrown
up so many colors in my life.
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Oh. It's nothing. City social
media account tagged me.
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Happens all the... Wait.
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"Our mayor with her
oh-so-normal teacher friend.
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Hashtag relatable."
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- Christina...
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Hey! That's us!
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I am so sorry about this.
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I don't normally have
paparazzi, I swear.
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It must be weird being
friends with adult me.
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I'm cool with it. It feels like
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- the most normal thing in the world.
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Megamind: Yes!
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And I have a feeling
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those normal feelings
are about to change.
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Oh! You
guys come here, too?
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Roxanne, Bennett,
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I'd like you to meet
my old camp buddy,
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- Pal-3000!
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Ollo! We were bunkmates
at Camp Turkey Neck.
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Oh, the friendship
memories we shared.
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What? You don't really
expect us to believe
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this scraggly hunk of metal
is an old friend of yours?
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- Your words make me sad.
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- I am sad now. Hm...
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I programmed him to be very
in touch with his emotions.
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Not advanced AI so much as
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a simple copy-paste
of my own heart.
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I thought you said
you met at camp.
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It was a day camp, and that
day happened to be today.
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And while Pal-3000 may
indeed be made of metal,
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he and I have just as
strong a bond as you two.
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Actually, I might even
argue that we have
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an even stronger
bond than you two!
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It's not a competition.
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Perhaps, but you know
what is a competition?
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- Limbo!
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Come on, limbo!
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Who will crash to the
ground on their spine first?
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- Oh!
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- S-So, what's
the deal with you and him?
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It's complicated.
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I'd say he's not
normally like this,
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but my nose would start growing.
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Like Pinocchio!
Because you'd be lying!
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You got it!
Shall we finish?
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- Enough limbo.
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Time for Camp Turkey Neck Cheer.
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Brilliant idea,
robo pal of mine!
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- Who's in the neck?
- I'm in the neck!
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My neck of the woods?
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Your neck of the woods!
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Both: Turkey Neck! Turkey
Neck! Gobble, gobble, gobble!
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Ha-ha ha-ha! Memories good.
Shared memories better.
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- Come on, guys! Gobble!
- You don't have to... Ah!
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- Gobble, gobble!
- Ow!
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No! This is the
opposite of normal!
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Where is my robot?
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- Uh,
have you checked the lair?
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We're in the lair!
He's due today!
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- Dah! I need to stress scroll.
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Why is my science
project wearing a hat
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and throwing donuts
at Megamind?!
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Oh, food fight!
248
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,168
Just like old times!
249
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,129
- Oh no!
- Hey, come on, cut it out!
250
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,965
- Look out! Gonna get ya!
- Ha! Throwing food at you!
251
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,594
- So sorry about all this.
- Eh, it's not your fault.
252
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,513
We'll try again soon. Yeah,
I'm gonna make a run for it.
253
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,057
Watch out, Pal-3000!
254
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,892
You're about to get
a face full of jelly!
255
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,272
- Oh...
256
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,691
Here comes that
awful feeling again.
257
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,944
Ha-ha!
258
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,448
You just got
Pal-3000'ed in the face.
259
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,618
- You stole my science project?!
260
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,746
No, I borrowed your
science project.
261
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,790
The robot isn't even yours?!
262
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,583
No, it's not!
263
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,960
You can have him back.
264
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,642
Turns out, it wasn't
enough to relieve me
265
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,381
of my churning tummy anyways.
266
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:58,385
Plus, I think Roxie may be
a tad displeased with me.
267
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,971
If you could fill a city
bus with a tad, then yes.
268
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,683
- It's been fun, Pal-3000,
269
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:09,187
but our lifelong hour of
friendship has come to an end.
270
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,023
- Pal-3000: Mm.
- Run along now.
271
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,986
I'm truly sorry, Roxie.
272
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,698
L-Let me get these sprinkles
out of your stringy hair.
273
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,825
Come on, science project.
274
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,535
We have my academic
future to save.
275
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,413
-Pal-3000:
Processing... Processing...
276
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,373
Not science project.
277
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,543
Pal-3000 is Megamind's
best friend.
278
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,380
But, Megamind is no longer
best friend to Pal-3000.
279
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,592
Then, Pal-3000 must
find new Megamind
280
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,386
to be best friend.
281
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,348
I think my homework's
freaking out!
282
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,017
Uh...
283
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,978
Must find new Megamind.
284
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,023
- Must fight new Megamind.
285
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,650
- Must find new Megamind.
286
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,032
Megamind!
287
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,077
Not Megamind.
288
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,539
Uh, think you
could drive faster?
289
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,583
Speed is relative, Keiko.
290
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,002
- This is not
the time for relaxation.
291
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,420
We've got an
emotionally unstable
292
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,257
and potentially dangerous
robot on the loose!
293
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,177
Must replace Megamind.
294
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,804
Must find new Megamind.
295
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,266
Must find new Megamind.
296
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,270
- Megamind. Not Megamind.
297
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,482
- Hey! What are you doing?
- Throw!
298
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,108
Whoa!
299
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,987
- Friend: Dude, you okay?
- Pal-3000: Ha-ha ha-ha. Memories good.
300
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,073
- Shared memories better.
301
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,408
Feeling melancholy.
302
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,702
Hm. Want to journal.
303
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,705
Roxie: He just tossed that
civilian like a rag doll!
304
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:51,873
Megamind: Uh, yeah,
305
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,084
so I may have reinforced
his metal body
306
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,335
with space alloy
307
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,921
and made him 1,000 times
stronger than a human.
308
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:58,922
- What?!
309
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,882
Oh, sure. It sounds crazy now,
310
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,176
but what if we were in
a tug-of-war contest?
311
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,473
Not Megamind! Throw!
312
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,060
- Not Megamind! Throw!
313
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,979
- Not Megamind!
314
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,691
- Throw!
315
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,738
Unbelievable! All of this
just because you were jealous.
316
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,115
What? This is all because of
317
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,950
that diabolical
Schlurg-Peterman.
318
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,952
Bennett?! What did he do?
319
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,454
I don't know, but
for some reason,
320
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,872
I don't like the guy!
321
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,624
Again, all of this
could have been avoided
322
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,210
if you both just clearly
defined your relationship.
323
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:40,463
Both: It's complicated,
Keiko!
324
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,009
Pal-3000: Not Megamind.
Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
325
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,386
- Not Megamind.
326
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,264
You gotta do something!
327
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,975
- Nice knowing you, Pal-3000.
328
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,144
No! I still need him
for my science grade!
329
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,230
Ugh. It's gonna be absolutely
impossible to tame him.
330
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,024
Just pretend to be
his friend again,
331
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,292
so we can make him go to school.
332
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,403
- Not Megamind...
- I'd rather not. He's so needy.
333
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,823
It can make him so
unpleasant to be around.
334
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,700
Sounds like someone I know.
335
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,327
Yeah. Bennett, am I right?
336
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,704
Not Megamind! Not Megamind!
337
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,955
Not Megamind!
338
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:18,335
Not Megamind.
Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not...
339
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,354
Giving him what he wants is
the only way to stop this,
340
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,172
and what he wants is you.
341
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,758
- Megamind...
342
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,386
Gah. Can't you just make
do with a lower GPA?
343
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,848
Colleges care far more about
extracurriculars, you know.
344
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,475
If I don't get extra
credit, I fail.
345
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,353
If I fail, my mom won't let me
hang out at the lair anymore.
346
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,938
She won't let me hang
out with any of you!
347
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,399
I should
step it up then.
348
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,027
But, if I pull something doing
the Turkey Neck Cheer again,
349
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,780
- I expect foot massages from all of you.
- No!
350
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,199
- Absolutely not.
- I got first dibs!
351
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,077
- Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
352
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,245
Yoo-hoo! Pal-3000!
353
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,248
- My bestest friend.
354
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,417
- Megamind!
355
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,712
- Ha ha ha.
356
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,053
You look hungry.
357
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,388
Uh...
358
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,059
Trust fall!
359
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,936
Oh, no.
360
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,734
Pal-3000: Throw. Catch.
361
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,569
Throw. Catch.
362
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,489
- Throw. Catch.
363
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,408
Lead him over here!
364
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,453
Uh, why don't we go this way?
More friendship fun to be had.
365
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,706
There? Processing.
366
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,333
- Processing. Analyzing new data.
367
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,920
Megamind led me to girl who
called me science project.
368
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,964
Ultimate betrayal detected.
369
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,968
Engage tantrum protocol.
370
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,177
- Hey!
371
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,347
- Calm down! It's okay!
372
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,100
- Megamind will not leave Pal-3000.
373
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,062
This friendship is
officially toxic!
374
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,480
Aah!
375
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,483
- Megamind!
- Sir!
376
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,407
Up, where nobody can stop us.
377
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,950
Ha-ha!
378
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,120
Ah, this
will all be fine.
379
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,247
- Woo!
380
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,669
Ah!
381
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,048
We don't need gun
for friendly fun.
382
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,217
Oh, blast that magnetic alloy!
383
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,220
That I added. Why must
I always overachieve?
384
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,639
- What do we do?!
- I don't know! Chum,
385
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,433
- I forget. Can you fly?
386
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,896
Nah. The space alloy I'm
made of is super heavy.
387
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,105
- Yow!
388
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,399
That's it! If the
orb calms Chum,
389
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,485
and they're made out
of the same stuff...
390
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,363
You are thinking
of other friends.
391
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,906
- Mm-mm-mmm!
392
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,324
Ah! Of course not!
393
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,410
Uh, come here, you huggable
pal! Let's play a game.
394
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,579
How about Guess That Thing?!
395
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:03,416
Not with Roxanne, but
with you, my real friend.
396
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,711
Oh, a game? Yes, please!
397
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,048
Guess That
Thing! On game night,
398
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,426
we all had to play with these
small, round, dangerous things.
399
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:17,263
- Remember?!
- Game night does not compute.
400
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,766
The electrified orb!
401
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,268
No! No! Not the orb of calmness!
402
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:26,314
We have to throw it to
Pal-3000 to save Megamind.
403
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,234
- Soon, they'll be too high up. This is our one shot.
404
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,277
Can't you throw it
up there? For Sir?
405
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,950
I can't!
406
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,703
You'll have to! For Sir!
407
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,498
- Come on, Coconut Cannon.
408
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,417
You got this.
409
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,669
- Hey, Pal-3000!
410
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,170
Catch!
411
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,465
- Catch! My favorite game.
412
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,387
- Megamind: Chum, grab it!
413
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:01,391
Oh, my
beautiful orb!
414
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,477
Pal-3000: Ah... Taking nap now.
415
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,439
I may not have
thought this through!
416
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,484
- Chum! I'll do it.
417
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,904
- Decelerate! To slow their fall!
418
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,033
Ah. I see you paid some
attention in science class.
419
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,327
Breathe. Aim. Shoot.
420
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,835
O... kay.
421
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:35,342
Good... aim... Roxanne...
422
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,969
Nope! No time for your
decelerated thoughts!
423
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,346
I got a class to pass!
424
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,931
Okay, Pal-3000.
425
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,061
Throw the ball.
426
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,857
Hum... I will never be
Megamind's best friend.
427
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,693
What's the point?
428
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,737
What's the point of
anything, anyway?
429
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:59,616
Mr. Schlurg-Peterman, you saw
what Pal-3000 is capable of!
430
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,202
Ooh, sorry. Rules are rules.
431
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,204
Unless he throws
that ball, you fail.
432
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,712
Look, Pal-3000. I made
you to be my best friend.
433
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,799
But I saw today that you
can't just make a friend.
434
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,552
You can't force someone to
feel how you want them to.
435
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:22,263
Friendship is more
like a game of catch.
436
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,515
It's give and take.
437
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,768
And today, I was
a real ball hog.
438
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,689
I'm sorry.
439
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,360
And I'm sorry I was
going to throw you off
440
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,112
the top of a skyscraper.
441
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,739
That's oka... Wait, what?
442
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,617
Oh, hey, someone give
me that ball to throw.
443
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,537
- Throw!
- Robot: Catch.
444
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,746
Keiko: Whoa!
445
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,041
Don't be surprised. I
am up to my eyeballs
446
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,501
in extra-credit robots.
447
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:55,046
- A lot of kids are failing.
- Analyzing. A new friend.
448
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,926
Conclusion, vastly
superior to Megamind.
449
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,346
Vastly superior?
I don't like that.
450
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,598
Recognize a good thing?
451
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,768
Robots: Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha...
452
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:14,149
Alright, Keiko.
You now have a B-.
453
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,818
Yes! Can we have another
game night to celebrate?
454
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,320
- Of course!
- How about 8:30?
455
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,614
- Absolutely.
- Roxie! You in?
456
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,325
Oh, we were gonna
finish our meal.
457
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,165
I guess I'm cool with
you two hanging out.
458
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:33,877
Oof!
459
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,463
Puddles of poodles, that hurt.
460
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,214
Pal-3000: My bad.
461
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,638
Uh...
462
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,849
- A giraffe on a sailboat!
463
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,935
- Lasagna! The War of 1812!
464
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,523
These are all horrible guesses!
465
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,360
- Roxie. Where's Bennett?
466
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:02,489
Turns out, we don't have a lot
in common beyond camp memories.
467
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:06,493
And sure, you and I have
some not-so-fun memories,
468
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,994
but who cares?
469
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,705
We have all the time in
the world to make new ones.
470
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,457
Like today, when I saved you
471
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,917
from being thrown
off a building.
472
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,170
Or when you shot that De-Gun
at me with perfect aim.
473
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,173
I've never been so decelerated.
474
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:23,176
O-Or when that robot tossed
that guy into the garbage!
475
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,471
That was actually very scary.
476
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,932
And how about that
throw, Coconut Cannon?
477
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,684
Oh, stop.
478
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,358
- Uh, you do know that's still counting down, right?
479
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,779
That is quite calming.
480
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,322
- Ow!34836
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