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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,014 - Huh? - Hello. 2 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:21,438 ♪ Supervillain, ahead of his time ♪ 3 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,733 ♪ Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind ♪ 4 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,194 ♪ But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime ♪ 5 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,947 ♪ A superhero that you stream online ♪ 6 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,701 ♪ It's Megamind ♪ 7 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,787 ♪ Oh, it feels good to be good this time ♪ 8 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,457 ♪ It's Megamind ♪ 9 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:44,085 ♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪ 10 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,379 ♪ Rules! ♪ 11 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,174 Roxanne: Yes, I am aware of the damage, 12 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,842 and we're working on it. 13 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:54,220 Were you aware that we're giving away a free coffee 14 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,389 to anyone inconvenienced by a Megamind battle? 15 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,726 - Let me in, Christina! - Oh, no, no, no! 16 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,604 We have a very strict no nuisance policy! 17 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,023 According to my nuisance detector, 18 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,067 you're actually the nuisance, 19 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,985 and your readings are off the charts! 20 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,529 - You let me go! - Congratulations, guys. 21 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,698 You're both nuisances! Let him in. 22 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,075 I... Ah! 23 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,243 You did that on purpose. 24 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,120 She's crazy busy dealing with the people 25 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,998 mad at the damage you caused playing hero out there, 26 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,625 so make this quick. 27 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,251 Ah-chnoo-sance! 28 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,504 That was not a real sneeze. 29 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,006 Roxie, I have some tech that will help us 30 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,926 keep Metrocity safer than a baby in bubble wrap. 31 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,220 I'm happy you're excited about your invention, 32 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,680 but I'm slammed today. 33 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,086 I swear, I don't think I could handle just one more thing. 34 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,493 - Lady Doppler : Attention! 35 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,935 This is an evil weather alert! 36 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,312 Good morning, Metro City! 37 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:47,190 - Ooh! Lady Doppler... - Shh! 38 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,442 I have a forecast for today. 39 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,861 Dark and stormy over the mayor's office. 40 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,780 The map says sunshine. 41 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,365 She always was terrible at weather. 42 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,575 And for Roxanne Ritchi, 43 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,411 the tattletale former reporter 44 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,621 who got me fired all those years ago, 45 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,916 - 100% chance of revenge! 46 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,501 She's good. 47 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,337 Hey, just because I'm a hero doesn't mean 48 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,881 I've lost my appreciation for quality treachery. 49 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:15,802 She shot lightning at me! And, yes, I did get her fired. 50 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,846 But now, I have to arrange a bodyguard, 51 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,223 cancel public appearances, probably build a bunker. 52 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:23,810 There, there. Relax your boo-tay on that ergonomic chair, Roxie. 53 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,646 Stopping baddies is my bag. Fear not! 54 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,024 It's easy for you to say, "Fear not." 55 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,484 You're walking around all safe with a pew-pew ray gun. 56 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,862 It's more of a chick a-pow ray gun. 57 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,614 But, my wits protect this city more than my weapon. 58 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,617 Which brings me to the purpose of my visit. 59 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,703 - My new gadget. 60 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,499 Ow! 61 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,919 Huh? What the? 62 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,880 I look... like... you. 63 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,718 - Why do you look like me? - Switcheroo microchips! 64 00:02:56,843 --> 00:03:00,388 The hottest new crime-stopping tech from yours truly. 65 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,892 And sound like me. I-I sound like you! 66 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,727 It's a twist on the disguise generator. 67 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,189 Explain any scenario in which this would be useful. 68 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,566 It's... great for a good bamboozlement. 69 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,318 Can't you just turn it off?! 70 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,320 It's more of a wear-off thing. 71 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,155 How long does it last? 72 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,240 - A few days, tops. - Days?! 73 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,494 I'm the mayor! I have people waiting to see me now. 74 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,704 Don't be such a nervous Nadine. 75 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,165 How hard is it being mayor of Metrocity? 76 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,168 First, it's pronounced Metro City. 77 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,714 - Second, don't let the intercom scare you. 78 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,735 Christina : Madam Mayor, the gentleman from the parking garage is here. 79 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,845 Great. He's already upset about you blowing up his garage. 80 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:44,182 Why? The jaywalker's getaway car was parked there. 81 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,726 So were a thousand other cars! 82 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,521 I won't apologize for being thorough. 83 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,065 You will do exactly as I say. 84 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,483 This stays hush-hush. 85 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,026 If anyone finds out, 86 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,445 it'll seem like I'm not in control of the city. 87 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,698 - And that's the last... Whoa. Whoa! 88 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,742 Oh... Your head is so big. 89 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,245 It's like balancing a turkey on a toothpick! 90 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,047 You need to find me a new place to park cars! 91 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:19,718 Just park them in the park. It's right there in the name. 92 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,429 - I'm allowed to do that? - I do it all the time. 93 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,180 It's not like there's a law against it. 94 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,465 Roxie-As-Megamind: There's absolutely a law against it! 95 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,810 He can't park cars in the public park! 96 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:29,686 Is this thing on? 97 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,980 - Yes, it's on. - Huh? 98 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,983 The things I say under my breath are not for you. 99 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,068 Roxie-As-Megamind: Your request is not possible. 100 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,945 Your request is not possible. 101 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,631 Roxie-As-Megamind: Thank you for stopping by. 102 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,407 Thank you for stopping by. 103 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,552 Really? That's it? Can I give him a muffin or something? 104 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,078 - I'd like a muffin. - No muffin. 105 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:50,165 I withdraw my offer of muffins. 106 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,961 Figures. I had a feeling you'd do nothing for me. 107 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,337 If I remember to vote, It won't be for you. 108 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,235 Let me tell you something I learned in the few seconds 109 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,511 I've been mayor. People like to hear "yes." 110 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,805 It's all that "no" stuff that makes you unpopular. 111 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,610 No wonder you're stressed out all the time. 112 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,934 This should be an easy job. 113 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,645 The job would be a lot easier without all of your 114 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,606 swing-by-the-seat-of-your-pants antics. 115 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,067 Now, you're attacking pants antics, 116 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,443 the one sport I'm good at! 117 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,819 Give me this pew-pew ray gun, 118 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,738 and I'd do 10 times the saving you do 119 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,281 with half the damage! 120 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,409 Ha! Maybe a 13% reduction. At most. 121 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,922 O-Okay... Uh, 122 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,367 there are more angry people here who wanna complain to you. 123 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,759 - Let them in. - Get rid of them. 124 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,303 The mayor isn't really feeling well, 125 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,514 and we thought maybe she should rest. 126 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,641 I've made a remarkable recovery! 127 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,018 Christina, send in the complainers! 128 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,396 Don't you have to present Keiko Morita 129 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,314 with the Citizen Heroism Award? 130 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,941 I don't see that here. 131 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,860 That's because the defender of the city gives that medal. 132 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,987 You must be getting our schedules confused 133 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,907 - for no real reason at all. - You heard the mayor! 134 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,792 - Playtime is over! Move it! 135 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,620 - But... But... - Let's go, let's go! Brilliant retort, as always. 136 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,497 - Do nothing. Say nothing. 137 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:17,002 Ugh, and let her wallow in the hatred of her citizenry? 138 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,046 No. I will make Roxanne Ritchie 139 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:24,467 the most popular mayor in Metrocity history! 140 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,791 Are you speaking in third person? 141 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,766 Maybe. Megamind does it, 142 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,352 and he's way cooler than you. 143 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,793 - Roxie-As-Megamind: Metro... AH. 144 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,902 Metrocity is fortunate enough 145 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,196 to have someone as brave as Keiko 146 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,489 among its citizens. 147 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,992 Or ci-tie-zens. 148 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:53,163 And let's not forget the importance of a good mayor 149 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,915 'cause you've got one. She can be overlooked, you know. 150 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,419 She's really doing everything she can 151 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,671 about all the damage. Or de-mage. 152 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,675 Anyway, for her bravery 153 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,761 in helping stop the Doom Syndicate, 154 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:11,139 I present Keiko Morita with this award. 155 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,516 - Let's hear it for her, Metrocity! 156 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,103 Roxanne? 157 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,522 No. I'm Megamind. 158 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,358 Keiko: I appreciate you taking time 159 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,860 from throwing darts at the mayor's picture 160 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,070 to give me this award. 161 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,529 He does that?! 162 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:29,366 Aha! You are Roxanne! 163 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,076 Okay, okay. 164 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,536 He tried some switcheroo tech on me, 165 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,913 and it's not wearing off. 166 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,956 And how is that a bad thing? 167 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,167 Oh, I'd love to be Megamind for a day. 168 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,504 Chasing bad guys, zapping stuff with the pa-pow ray gun. 169 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,632 Oh, you know what? We should totally stop some crimes! 170 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,468 No! I need to get back to my office. 171 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,178 He's at my desk, looking like me, 172 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,514 and I have to make sure he doesn't do any mayor stuff! 173 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,182 You could do that, 174 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,726 or you could not be a totally lame person 175 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,520 and stop some crimes! 176 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,854 - Yeah, but... - Hear me out. 177 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,565 This could also help Megamind's web channel. 178 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,485 I need some content where he's a little more personable, 179 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,028 and that comes naturally to you. 180 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,864 Thanks, I get it, but we shouldn't press our luck. 181 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,242 - Also, his pants are really tight. 182 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:15,328 I've got a super-wedgie going on. 183 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,746 So sorry I'm late, Sir. 184 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,208 I was trying to butter toast with some very cold butter. 185 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,460 - Oh, it's fine. - No, it's not! 186 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,878 I'm a terrible sidekick. 187 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:30,468 Oh. Um, you know, I don't say this enough, 188 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,721 but I appreciate you. 189 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,431 Sir? Are you okay? 190 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,450 - Maybe we should check your temperature. 191 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,869 Officer : Attention, all units. Purse snatching in progress. 192 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,020 Shall we pursue, Sir? 193 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,896 Oh, I don't think that's a very good... 194 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,862 Dude! You gotta spend time in Megamind's shoes, 195 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,316 - see how it feels. - Uh, 196 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,653 pretty sure he does that every day, Keiko. 197 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,488 I guess this could be a chance 198 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,615 to prove that it is possible to save the day 199 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,660 without causing so much pain-in-the-mayoral-rear damage. 200 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,455 - Plus, I get to fire the pew-pew ray gun. 201 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,666 I thought we agreed it was more of a chick a-pow ray gun. 202 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,296 Oh, uh, sorry, Sir. I know you hate this song. 203 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,756 I don't, actually. 204 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,215 Just yesterday, 205 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,319 you said it was the national anthem of throwing up. 206 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:14,262 Well, I've changed my mind. It's catchy. 207 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,140 Makes me wanna dance in my too-tight pants. 208 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,477 - Turn it up. - Okay, then! 209 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,272 - Can I get a "waka waka woo" up in here?! 210 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,397 ♪ Waka waka woo ♪ 211 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,569 - Mayor's office. 212 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,031 You want to place a giant snow globe in the art district? 213 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,408 In the middle of the street? In the middle of summer?! 214 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,328 - I can't think of a single reason why not! Yes! 215 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,014 - You've got the mayor. 216 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,432 Parking enforcement is overwhelmed? 217 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,209 - Well, I say yes to giving them the day off! 218 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,586 Dog lovers wanna hold a rally in the city square? 219 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,296 - That's a big yes! 220 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,091 Cat lovers wanna hold a rally in the city square? 221 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,260 The more the merrier! Y-E-S spells yes! 222 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,680 Whee! 223 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,812 I need to hit the gym more! 224 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,484 Please stop! I have a rock in my boot! 225 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,784 Uh-oh. Getting the pukies. 226 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,870 I'm never gonna catch this guy. 227 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,580 Time for old pew-pew! 228 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,292 - Wh-Whoa! Whoa! Ah! 229 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,670 Huh? 230 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,550 - Chum. 231 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,927 What do you think is the best setting on this right now? 232 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,763 You're asking my opinion, Sir? 233 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,850 He turned down the next block! 234 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,185 Chum, cut him off! I need a good ending. 235 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,524 - Roxie-As-Megamind: Ha, ha! - Huh? 236 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,359 - Got you! 237 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,157 - Oh... 238 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,869 See ya! 239 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,583 Woo! What a rush! 240 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,670 And I have to say, I don't think we did that much damage. 241 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,679 - Ooh, we did much damage. 242 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,182 Now, give us a pose and a line. 243 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,683 Um... 244 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,603 Remember, I did not do this alone. 245 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,773 It took all three of us to stop this purse snatcher. 246 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,735 He was very fast. 247 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,820 A Megamind who takes direction. 248 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,739 This is a dream! 249 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,247 Hey-hey! 250 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,768 You know what is going to send Roxanne's... 251 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,670 Uh, I mean my approval ratings through the roof? 252 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,755 Showmanship! 253 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,175 ♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 254 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,052 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 255 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,012 ♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 256 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,555 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 257 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,476 ♪ My polka dot llama likes to play ♪ 258 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,228 ♪ He runs all night ♪ 259 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,438 ♪ And sleeps all day ♪ 260 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,983 ♪ When I get lost, he knows the way ♪ 261 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:17,904 ♪ And this is what he has to say ♪ 262 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,198 ♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 263 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,908 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 264 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,910 ♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 265 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,037 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 266 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,873 ♪ My llama loves the circus ring ♪ 267 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,794 ♪ He jumps around, bing bong bing ♪ 268 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,923 ♪ Eats hay all day like a king ♪ 269 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,927 ♪ And this is what he likes to sing ♪ 270 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,929 ♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 271 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,254 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo... ♪ 272 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,851 Doppler: I promise, your next public appearance 273 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:51,229 is going to be electrifying! 274 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,193 Oh, Megamind. 275 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,030 Have you always been this strong, smart, and appealing? 276 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,323 Thank you for sending my popularity 277 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,534 - into the stratosphere! 278 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,459 Anchor : Megamind has been at it again. 279 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,514 - Citizens are fed up. The meal? 280 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,248 Megamind's excessive destruction. 281 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,500 He turned me into a bullion cube. 282 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,211 My doctor says I'm not supposed to be a bullion cube. 283 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,672 What in the name of Darwin's donut? 284 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,258 - She's ruining my rep! Roxie! 285 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,843 - Come in. - I'm here. 286 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,946 We're just stuck in some sort of traffic nightmare. 287 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,016 What exactly have you been doing out there? 288 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,143 It's taken a lot of work to make you popular, 289 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,687 and you're destroying the city in my name? 290 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,356 I am not... Wait. 291 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,982 What do you mean, make me popular? 292 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,275 Have you been mayoring? 293 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,319 Funny story. 294 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,030 I might have made some appearances. 295 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,158 - Appearances? As in more than one appearance? 296 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,078 And maybe changed some parking laws. 297 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,710 Ah! 298 00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:01,091 Did you approve of that gaudy art snow globe I kept rejecting? 299 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,593 Apparently, people love giant things 300 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,387 where they're not supposed to be. 301 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,139 - I don't get it either. 302 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,183 - Hey, move it! - Get outta the road! 303 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,518 I gotta get to work here! 304 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,062 There's a war brewing outside, ma'am! 305 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,151 You said dog rally, not cat rally. 306 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,820 Dogs aren't smart enough to rally! 307 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,738 This is preposterous. 308 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,450 Why can't you all get along? Like cats and dogs! 309 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,954 We should get you back inside, ma'am. 310 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,288 I'm reaping what I've sown. 311 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,416 Things are coming back to bite me in the butt. 312 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,169 - I've created a monster. And other clichés! 313 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,797 - Roxie-As-Megamind: What's happening? - So, listen. Sure, 314 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,634 I did some mayoring wrong, and now they all hate me or you. 315 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,886 W-We're gonna have to fix this. 316 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,639 The people need to hear from their calm, collected mayor. 317 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,642 Megamind-As-Roxie: I don't know how to quell the masses. 318 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,186 Remember, they're looking for leadership. 319 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,689 First, get a podium in front of you. 320 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,155 Now, give a speech that's stern but fair. 321 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,449 Citizens of Metrocity. 322 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,161 Start acting civilized or feel my wrath! 323 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,246 - No! 324 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,789 Do not threaten the citizens. 325 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,757 Oh, good. Lady Doppler just showed up. 326 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,383 Didn't you say you'd handle her? 327 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,219 Sorry. I got distracted by the whole becoming you thing. 328 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,180 Good news is she's after me now, 329 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,973 so you're it. 330 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,808 Fine. You calm the mob. 331 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,685 I think I've spent enough time in your shoes 332 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,270 to keep this weather witch at bay. 333 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,158 Roxie, they're staring at me 334 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,369 with their ordinary eyes. What do I say? 335 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,331 Megamind! Your girlfriend shoulda worn a raincoat 336 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,917 'cause a blizzard's coming to City Hall! 337 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,585 A raincoat for snow? 338 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,712 Do you even know what weather is? 339 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,839 A raincoat for snow? 340 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,841 Do you even know what weather is? 341 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,386 That was for Doppler, not you. 342 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,888 Hey, Doppler, here's a forecast for you. 343 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,141 A butt-kicking front coming in with a 100% chance of defeat! 344 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,394 You're getting some great lines in on Doppler, 345 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,271 but I need great lines, too. 346 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,982 - Feel my thunder! - Ah! 347 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,568 - Oh! 348 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,947 - Hello? Hello?! 349 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,865 Not ideal. 350 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,910 You do realize that was lightning, not thunder, right? 351 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,037 Catch me if you can. 352 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,334 We can't let her get to Megamind! 353 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,545 She's already gotten past you, Sir. 354 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,339 - Way past, in fact. - Uh, I meant Roxanne. 355 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,134 - Let's go! 356 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,428 - Hello? Hello? 357 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,346 I gotta say something. 358 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,267 Citizens of Metro... Ci... ty. 359 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,104 I think you're all wonderful. 360 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,981 And marvelous! And 361 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,525 really cool and stuff. 362 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,611 - The end. And mic drop? 363 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,748 Not one more step. 364 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,499 I got you, Gail. 365 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Really? 366 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,008 Womp, womp. Oh, what happened to you? 367 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,302 You used to be better than this. 368 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,054 - Pathetic! 369 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,224 - Christina: Okay, okay! 370 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,642 Everyone, just calm down! 371 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,227 - Ma'am, 372 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,439 I advise you to open your mouth and let words come out. 373 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,358 What would Roxanne do? 374 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,027 She wouldn't vaporize anyone, so that's out. 375 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,862 She would also say "no" a lot. 376 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:57,035 Ollo... Hello. How's it going? 377 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,120 - Okay, okay. 378 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,290 You're mad because I used to say "no" too much, 379 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,000 and now, I've said "yes" too much. 380 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,253 What I've learned is there's a time for each of those, 381 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,631 and now is a "no" time. 382 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,591 Like no division. 383 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,969 We can all work together to make things easier. 384 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,681 - Eh, I don't know about that. - She's not wrong. 385 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,809 What about no fighting? That's good! 386 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,187 If you're a dog lover, don't fight with the cat lovers. 387 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,772 They're just like you, 388 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,000 only they prefer to love an animal that actively hates them 389 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,111 and goes to the bathroom in a box in their home. 390 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,530 The point is, we're all the same. 391 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,950 We're all weird, but, you know, a-a good weird. 392 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:41,079 And if we can all imagine walking in each other's shoes, 393 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,622 maybe we can learn to appreciate 394 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,791 and respect each other's weirdness. 395 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,503 Then, none of us are weird! We're just us. 396 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,423 - Metrocity! 397 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,101 We interrupt this boring speech for a weather alert. 398 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,729 An earthquake's a-comin'! 399 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,231 An earthquake isn't weather. 400 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,776 - Why is everybody on my case today? 401 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,590 Roxie is in danger. Let's go! 402 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,616 You go. I'm sure it'll be easier 403 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,410 to defeat Lady Doppler without me. 404 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,370 That doesn't sound like you, Sir. 405 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,206 Yeah, we're gonna need confident Megamind back. 406 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,835 But my pew-pew ray gun is busted. 407 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,255 Pardon my language, but gun shmun. 408 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,217 It's your wits that protect the city, Sir, 409 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,594 not your weapon. 410 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,429 Well, as Keiko knows, 411 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,848 I'm not quite feeling like myself today. 412 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:45,727 But even if you're feeling like, oh, say Roxanne today, 413 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,938 you know that Roxanne is at least as smart as you. 414 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,065 Huh. 415 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,441 You're right. 416 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,902 I am as smart as Roxanne. 417 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,197 Not sure I understand, but I agree with the message! 418 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,783 You're the master of plans and schemes. 419 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,701 I'm certain you can come up with a way 420 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,329 to contain Lady Doppler's weather attack. 421 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,956 Contain the weather... That's it! 422 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,459 The mayor may have been terrible today, 423 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,796 but she gave us just the tool we need to defeat Doppler! 424 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,299 Plans and schemes! That's my Sir! 425 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,473 You're about to lose in a landslide! 426 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,019 That's clearly a tornado. 427 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,897 And again, landslide? Not weather! 428 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,816 I'm exhausted correcting this woman. 429 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,277 Aw, unfortunately, there's no time for an official recall. 430 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,406 Let's just skip to the part where you're ousted! 431 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,160 Looks like the sky is clearing up. 432 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,704 Didn't I already defeat you? 433 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,790 You destroyed my gun, not my mind. 434 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,627 Nothing a change in weather pattern can't fix. 435 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,963 Ah! 436 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,216 Chum! Snow globe! 437 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,139 Yes! 438 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:09,060 I think I'm gonna be sick! 439 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,355 Doppler out. 440 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,190 That's a wrap, everybody! 441 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,237 Outstanding work. 442 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,740 Specifically the saving me part. 443 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,575 I even had a cool line! 444 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,786 Looks like the sky is clearing up! 445 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:30,665 Crowd: Megamind! Megamind! Megamind! 446 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,001 It sounds so beautiful. 447 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,627 Like angels. 448 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,671 You calmed them down all on your own. 449 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,048 That's great. 450 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,633 They were chanting your name earlier, I swear. 451 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,553 Looks like Metrocity loves us both once again. 452 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,972 Bring it in, team. 453 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:49,059 I love this new in-touch-with-your-feelings Sir. 454 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:52,645 Let's not get too used to it. Maybe just special occasions. 455 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:09,871 Roxie: Thank you! 456 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,334 Now, I hate to be a "mayor downer..." 457 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:17,170 Get it? Like major... Never mind. 458 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:20,882 Parking rules are back in effect and fines will be doubled. 459 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,568 - I gotta move my car! - I can't afford a ticket! 460 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,971 Thanks for the opportunity, Sir. 461 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,849 - From now on, this song will be ours. 462 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,976 ♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 463 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:35,855 No, no, no, no. Not the national anthem of throwing up! 464 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,316 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo, my llama... ♪ 465 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:41,361 - Your ever-changing personality remains 466 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,114 a wonderful mystery to me, Sir. 467 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,326 ♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 468 00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,036 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 469 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,996 ♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 470 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,665 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 471 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,583 ♪ Now, a cow can moo, moo! ♪ 472 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,502 ♪ And a dove does coo, coo! ♪ 473 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,295 ♪ And a ghost goes boo, boo! ♪ 474 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,581 ♪ But this is what my llama says with a giggle or two ♪ 475 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,508 ♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 476 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,218 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪ 477 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:07,345 ♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪ 478 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,597 ♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo! ♪35700

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