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- Huh? - Hello.

♪ Supervillain, ahead of his time ♪

♪ Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind ♪

♪ But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime ♪

♪ A superhero that you stream online ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Oh, it feels good to be good this time ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪

♪ Rules! ♪

Roxanne: Yes, I am aware of the damage,

and we're working on it.

Were you aware that we're giving away a free coffee

to anyone inconvenienced by a Megamind battle?

- Let me in, Christina! - Oh, no, no, no!

We have a very strict no nuisance policy!

According to my nuisance detector,

you're actually the nuisance,

and your readings are off the charts!

- You let me go! - Congratulations, guys.

You're both nuisances! Let him in.

I... Ah!

You did that on purpose.

She's crazy busy dealing with the people

mad at the damage you caused playing hero out there,

so make this quick.

Ah-chnoo-sance!

That was not a real sneeze.

Roxie, I have some tech that will help us

keep Metrocity safer than a baby in bubble wrap.

I'm happy you're excited about your invention,

but I'm slammed today.

I swear, I don't think I could handle just one more thing.

- Lady Doppler : Attention!

This is an evil weather alert!

Good morning, Metro City!

- Ooh! Lady Doppler... - Shh!

I have a forecast for today.

Dark and stormy over the mayor's office.

The map says sunshine.

She always was terrible at weather.

And for Roxanne Ritchi,

the tattletale former reporter

who got me fired all those years ago,

- 100% chance of revenge!

She's good.

Hey, just because I'm a hero doesn't mean

I've lost my appreciation for quality treachery.

She shot lightning at me! And, yes, I did get her fired.

But now, I have to arrange a bodyguard,

cancel public appearances, probably build a bunker.

There, there. Relax your boo-tay on that ergonomic chair, Roxie.

Stopping baddies is my bag. Fear not!

It's easy for you to say, "Fear not."

You're walking around all safe with a pew-pew ray gun.

It's more of a chick a-pow ray gun.

But, my wits protect this city more than my weapon.

Which brings me to the purpose of my visit.

- My new gadget.

Ow!

Huh? What the?

I look... like... you.

- Why do you look like me? - Switcheroo microchips!

The hottest new crime-stopping tech from yours truly.

And sound like me. I-I sound like you!

It's a twist on the disguise generator.

Explain any scenario in which this would be useful.

It's... great for a good bamboozlement.

Can't you just turn it off?!

It's more of a wear-off thing.

How long does it last?

- A few days, tops. - Days?!

I'm the mayor! I have people waiting to see me now.

Don't be such a nervous Nadine.

How hard is it being mayor of Metrocity?

First, it's pronounced Metro City.

- Second, don't let the intercom scare you.

Christina : Madam Mayor, the gentleman from the parking garage is here.

Great. He's already upset about you blowing up his garage.

Why? The jaywalker's getaway car was parked there.

So were a thousand other cars!

I won't apologize for being thorough.

You will do exactly as I say.

This stays hush-hush.

If anyone finds out,

it'll seem like I'm not in control of the city.

- And that's the last... Whoa. Whoa!

Oh... Your head is so big.

It's like balancing a turkey on a toothpick!

You need to find me a new place to park cars!

Just park them in the park. It's right there in the name.

- I'm allowed to do that? - I do it all the time.

It's not like there's a law against it.

Roxie-As-Megamind: There's absolutely a law against it!

He can't park cars in the public park!

Is this thing on?

- Yes, it's on. - Huh?

The things I say under my breath are not for you.

Roxie-As-Megamind: Your request is not possible.

Your request is not possible.

Roxie-As-Megamind: Thank you for stopping by.

Thank you for stopping by.

Really? That's it? Can I give him a muffin or something?

- I'd like a muffin. - No muffin.

I withdraw my offer of muffins.

Figures. I had a feeling you'd do nothing for me.

If I remember to vote, It won't be for you.

Let me tell you something I learned in the few seconds

I've been mayor. People like to hear "yes."

It's all that "no" stuff that makes you unpopular.

No wonder you're stressed out all the time.

This should be an easy job.

The job would be a lot easier without all of your

swing-by-the-seat-of-your-pants antics.

Now, you're attacking pants antics,

the one sport I'm good at!

Give me this pew-pew ray gun,

and I'd do 10 times the saving you do

with half the damage!

Ha! Maybe a 13% reduction. At most.

O-Okay... Uh,

there are more angry people here who wanna complain to you.

- Let them in. - Get rid of them.

The mayor isn't really feeling well,

and we thought maybe she should rest.

I've made a remarkable recovery!

Christina, send in the complainers!

Don't you have to present Keiko Morita

with the Citizen Heroism Award?

I don't see that here.

That's because the defender of the city gives that medal.

You must be getting our schedules confused

- for no real reason at all. - You heard the mayor!

- Playtime is over! Move it!

- But... But... - Let's go, let's go! Brilliant retort, as always.

- Do nothing. Say nothing.

Ugh, and let her wallow in the hatred of her citizenry?

No. I will make Roxanne Ritchie

the most popular mayor in Metrocity history!

Are you speaking in third person?

Maybe. Megamind does it,

and he's way cooler than you.

- Roxie-As-Megamind: Metro... AH.

Metrocity is fortunate enough

to have someone as brave as Keiko

among its citizens.

Or ci-tie-zens.

And let's not forget the importance of a good mayor

'cause you've got one. She can be overlooked, you know.

She's really doing everything she can

about all the damage. Or de-mage.

Anyway, for her bravery

in helping stop the Doom Syndicate,

I present Keiko Morita with this award.

- Let's hear it for her, Metrocity!

Roxanne?

No. I'm Megamind.

Keiko: I appreciate you taking time

from throwing darts at the mayor's picture

to give me this award.

He does that?!

Aha! You are Roxanne!

Okay, okay.

He tried some switcheroo tech on me,

and it's not wearing off.

And how is that a bad thing?

Oh, I'd love to be Megamind for a day.

Chasing bad guys, zapping stuff with the pa-pow ray gun.

Oh, you know what? We should totally stop some crimes!

No! I need to get back to my office.

He's at my desk, looking like me,

and I have to make sure he doesn't do any mayor stuff!

You could do that,

or you could not be a totally lame person

and stop some crimes!

- Yeah, but... - Hear me out.

This could also help Megamind's web channel.

I need some content where he's a little more personable,

and that comes naturally to you.

Thanks, I get it, but we shouldn't press our luck.

- Also, his pants are really tight.

I've got a super-wedgie going on.

So sorry I'm late, Sir.

I was trying to butter toast with some very cold butter.

- Oh, it's fine. - No, it's not!

I'm a terrible sidekick.

Oh. Um, you know, I don't say this enough,

but I appreciate you.

Sir? Are you okay?

- Maybe we should check your temperature.

Officer : Attention, all units. Purse snatching in progress.

Shall we pursue, Sir?

Oh, I don't think that's a very good...

Dude! You gotta spend time in Megamind's shoes,

- see how it feels. - Uh,

pretty sure he does that every day, Keiko.

I guess this could be a chance

to prove that it is possible to save the day

without causing so much pain-in-the-mayoral-rear damage.

- Plus, I get to fire the pew-pew ray gun.

I thought we agreed it was more of a chick a-pow ray gun.

Oh, uh, sorry, Sir. I know you hate this song.

I don't, actually.

Just yesterday,

you said it was the national anthem of throwing up.

Well, I've changed my mind. It's catchy.

Makes me wanna dance in my too-tight pants.

- Turn it up. - Okay, then!

- Can I get a "waka waka woo" up in here?!

♪ Waka waka woo ♪

- Mayor's office.

You want to place a giant snow globe in the art district?

In the middle of the street? In the middle of summer?!

- I can't think of a single reason why not! Yes!

- You've got the mayor.

Parking enforcement is overwhelmed?

- Well, I say yes to giving them the day off!

Dog lovers wanna hold a rally in the city square?

- That's a big yes!

Cat lovers wanna hold a rally in the city square?

The more the merrier! Y-E-S spells yes!

Whee!

I need to hit the gym more!

Please stop! I have a rock in my boot!

Uh-oh. Getting the pukies.

I'm never gonna catch this guy.

Time for old pew-pew!

- Wh-Whoa! Whoa! Ah!

Huh?

- Chum.

What do you think is the best setting on this right now?

You're asking my opinion, Sir?

He turned down the next block!

Chum, cut him off! I need a good ending.

- Roxie-As-Megamind: Ha, ha! - Huh?

- Got you!

- Oh...

See ya!

Woo! What a rush!

And I have to say, I don't think we did that much damage.

- Ooh, we did much damage.

Now, give us a pose and a line.

Um...

Remember, I did not do this alone.

It took all three of us to stop this purse snatcher.

He was very fast.

A Megamind who takes direction.

This is a dream!

Hey-hey!

You know what is going to send Roxanne's...

Uh, I mean my approval ratings through the roof?

Showmanship!

♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ My polka dot llama likes to play ♪

♪ He runs all night ♪

♪ And sleeps all day ♪

♪ When I get lost, he knows the way ♪

♪ And this is what he has to say ♪

♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ My llama loves the circus ring ♪

♪ He jumps around, bing bong bing ♪

♪ Eats hay all day like a king ♪

♪ And this is what he likes to sing ♪

♪ Bing bop, biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo... ♪

Doppler: I promise, your next public appearance

is going to be electrifying!

Oh, Megamind.

Have you always been this strong, smart, and appealing?

Thank you for sending my popularity

- into the stratosphere!

Anchor : Megamind has been at it again.

- Citizens are fed up. The meal?

Megamind's excessive destruction.

He turned me into a bullion cube.

My doctor says I'm not supposed to be a bullion cube.

What in the name of Darwin's donut?

- She's ruining my rep! Roxie!

- Come in. - I'm here.

We're just stuck in some sort of traffic nightmare.

What exactly have you been doing out there?

It's taken a lot of work to make you popular,

and you're destroying the city in my name?

I am not... Wait.

What do you mean, make me popular?

Have you been mayoring?

Funny story.

I might have made some appearances.

- Appearances? As in more than one appearance?

And maybe changed some parking laws.

Ah!

Did you approve of that gaudy art snow globe I kept rejecting?

Apparently, people love giant things

where they're not supposed to be.

- I don't get it either.

- Hey, move it! - Get outta the road!

I gotta get to work here!

There's a war brewing outside, ma'am!

You said dog rally, not cat rally.

Dogs aren't smart enough to rally!

This is preposterous.

Why can't you all get along? Like cats and dogs!

We should get you back inside, ma'am.

I'm reaping what I've sown.

Things are coming back to bite me in the butt.

- I've created a monster. And other clichés!

- Roxie-As-Megamind: What's happening? - So, listen. Sure,

I did some mayoring wrong, and now they all hate me or you.

W-We're gonna have to fix this.

The people need to hear from their calm, collected mayor.

Megamind-As-Roxie: I don't know how to quell the masses.

Remember, they're looking for leadership.

First, get a podium in front of you.

Now, give a speech that's stern but fair.

Citizens of Metrocity.

Start acting civilized or feel my wrath!

- No!

Do not threaten the citizens.

Oh, good. Lady Doppler just showed up.

Didn't you say you'd handle her?

Sorry. I got distracted by the whole becoming you thing.

Good news is she's after me now,

so you're it.

Fine. You calm the mob.

I think I've spent enough time in your shoes

to keep this weather witch at bay.

Roxie, they're staring at me

with their ordinary eyes. What do I say?

Megamind! Your girlfriend shoulda worn a raincoat

'cause a blizzard's coming to City Hall!

A raincoat for snow?

Do you even know what weather is?

A raincoat for snow?

Do you even know what weather is?

That was for Doppler, not you.

Hey, Doppler, here's a forecast for you.

A butt-kicking front coming in with a 100% chance of defeat!

You're getting some great lines in on Doppler,

but I need great lines, too.

- Feel my thunder! - Ah!

- Oh!

- Hello? Hello?!

Not ideal.

You do realize that was lightning, not thunder, right?

Catch me if you can.

We can't let her get to Megamind!

She's already gotten past you, Sir.

- Way past, in fact. - Uh, I meant Roxanne.

- Let's go!

- Hello? Hello?

I gotta say something.

Citizens of Metro... Ci... ty.

I think you're all wonderful.

And marvelous! And

really cool and stuff.

- The end. And mic drop?

Not one more step.

I got you, Gail.

Really?

Womp, womp. Oh, what happened to you?

You used to be better than this.

- Pathetic!

- Christina: Okay, okay!

Everyone, just calm down!

- Ma'am,

I advise you to open your mouth and let words come out.

What would Roxanne do?

She wouldn't vaporize anyone, so that's out.

She would also say "no" a lot.

Ollo... Hello. How's it going?

- Okay, okay.

You're mad because I used to say "no" too much,

and now, I've said "yes" too much.

What I've learned is there's a time for each of those,

and now is a "no" time.

Like no division.

We can all work together to make things easier.

- Eh, I don't know about that. - She's not wrong.

What about no fighting? That's good!

If you're a dog lover, don't fight with the cat lovers.

They're just like you,

only they prefer to love an animal that actively hates them

and goes to the bathroom in a box in their home.

The point is, we're all the same.

We're all weird, but, you know, a-a good weird.

And if we can all imagine walking in each other's shoes,

maybe we can learn to appreciate

and respect each other's weirdness.

Then, none of us are weird! We're just us.

- Metrocity!

We interrupt this boring speech for a weather alert.

An earthquake's a-comin'!

An earthquake isn't weather.

- Why is everybody on my case today?

Roxie is in danger. Let's go!

You go. I'm sure it'll be easier

to defeat Lady Doppler without me.

That doesn't sound like you, Sir.

Yeah, we're gonna need confident Megamind back.

But my pew-pew ray gun is busted.

Pardon my language, but gun shmun.

It's your wits that protect the city, Sir,

not your weapon.

Well, as Keiko knows,

I'm not quite feeling like myself today.

But even if you're feeling like, oh, say Roxanne today,

you know that Roxanne is at least as smart as you.

Huh.

You're right.

I am as smart as Roxanne.

Not sure I understand, but I agree with the message!

You're the master of plans and schemes.

I'm certain you can come up with a way

to contain Lady Doppler's weather attack.

Contain the weather... That's it!

The mayor may have been terrible today,

but she gave us just the tool we need to defeat Doppler!

Plans and schemes! That's my Sir!

You're about to lose in a landslide!

That's clearly a tornado.

And again, landslide? Not weather!

I'm exhausted correcting this woman.

Aw, unfortunately, there's no time for an official recall.

Let's just skip to the part where you're ousted!

Looks like the sky is clearing up.

Didn't I already defeat you?

You destroyed my gun, not my mind.

Nothing a change in weather pattern can't fix.

Ah!

Chum! Snow globe!

Yes!

I think I'm gonna be sick!

Doppler out.

That's a wrap, everybody!

Outstanding work.

Specifically the saving me part.

I even had a cool line!

Looks like the sky is clearing up!

Crowd: Megamind! Megamind! Megamind!

It sounds so beautiful.

Like angels.

You calmed them down all on your own.

That's great.

They were chanting your name earlier, I swear.

Looks like Metrocity loves us both once again.

Bring it in, team.

I love this new in-touch-with-your-feelings Sir.

Let's not get too used to it. Maybe just special occasions.

Roxie: Thank you!

Now, I hate to be a "mayor downer..."

Get it? Like major... Never mind.

Parking rules are back in effect and fines will be doubled.

- I gotta move my car! - I can't afford a ticket!

Thanks for the opportunity, Sir.

- From now on, this song will be ours.

♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪

No, no, no, no. Not the national anthem of throwing up!

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo, my llama... ♪

- Your ever-changing personality remains

a wonderful mystery to me, Sir.

♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ Now, a cow can moo, moo! ♪

♪ And a dove does coo, coo! ♪

♪ And a ghost goes boo, boo! ♪

♪ But this is what my llama says with a giggle or two ♪

♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo ♪

♪ Bing bop, Biddy biddy bing bop ♪

♪ Zing zoo, waka waka woo! ♪