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- Huh?
- Hello.
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♪ Supervillain,
ahead of his time ♪
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♪ Incredibly handsome
genius, criminal mastermind ♪
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♪ But now he's all cleaned
up and fighting crime ♪
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♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it feels good
to be good this time ♪
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♪ It's Megamind ♪
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♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪
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♪ Rules! ♪
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What up! And welcome to.
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Megamind's Guide to
Defending Your City!
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I'm Keiko Morita in the
Casita del Megamind.
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Today, the blue guy
himself is gonna give us
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an insider peek of
his heroic lair.
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Yes! Welcome! Today,
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- we'll be live screaming from inside my...
- Keiko: Psst!
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It's live "streaming."
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Today, I'll
be live streaming
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from inside my
super-secret abode.
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So much cool stuff.
Check it out!
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This first gizmo is
a particle collider
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that can atomize anything.
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But it also doubles
as a gelato maker.
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Over here, we have
a time destabilizer.
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That's extremely dangerous,
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- so it's more of a conversoshon piece.
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And over, here we have a
horrifying garbage monster
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that I quite honestly
don't remember creating.
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- Whoa!
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Oh, hang on! That's just
my heroic assistant, Chum!
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Smile for the camera, Chumberto!
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- Hello.
- Chum keeps everything running in tip-top shape,
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which is important because
safety is priority number one.
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- Ah! Whoa!
- Look out!
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Phew!
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Grab me some bait and a hook
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because those unstable
isotopes almost went fission!
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Anyway, don't forget
to like and prescribe.
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Keiko: And cut!
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Great. Wrap that in a tortilla
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'cause fans are gonna eat it up!
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Oh...
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May I have a word, sir?
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Make it quick, Chum. Keiko
and I are onternetting.
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About that, sir.
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Ever since Keiko
started working here,
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there has been an
overabundance of...
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New subscribers
to my web channel?
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- No.
- Unflinching respect and admiration?
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- No.
- Pop culture references
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we both just pretend
to understand?
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Trash, sir. I was
going to say trash.
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It's because I have no idea
where the trash can is.
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Figured you guys just
played it loose here.
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Trash starts with a T,
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so it's located
in the south wing
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next to the gumball machine,
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a "treat," which
also starts with T.
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I mean, how hard is
that to understand?
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Why can't we just keep
a trash bin right here,
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where we spend the
majority of our time?
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Because we have never
done it that way.
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I get that I'm the
newb on the team,
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but your system makes,
like, zero sense.
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I don't even have a
place to put my stuff!
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Well, if I'm being
perfectly honest,
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it's been a big adjustment
having you here all the time.
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I had no idea kids ate so much.
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It's called metabolism.
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If I don't feed the
beast, he gets loco.
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At least take a bowl
with your granola.
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Or if you'd like, I
can get you a feed bag!
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Weird, but I'm not saying
no to the feed bag idea.
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You know, crumbs can lead
to all sorts of problems.
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We have a lot of sensitive
equipment in here!
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- Okay, I'll throw it out.
- No, I'll throw it out.
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- Give... it... ah!
- Ah!
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Oh, look what you've done!
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- What I've done?!
- Megamind: Just clean up the mess, Chum.
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Keiko and I are about
to film another segment.
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Whenever I have a question,
I seek the counsel
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of the handsomest and
wisest person I know.
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Myself!
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And now, so can you
lucky rapscallions!
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Time for fan mail! Brainbot?
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Number one fan
Terry Sasko writes,
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"Dear Megamind, what does it
take to become a superhero?"
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- Well, Terry, becoming a hero requires a great deal of...
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Chum!
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Sorry! The mega-vac shorted out.
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Someone must have vacu-dried
their capes again.
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There's, like, 20 in here.
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O-Oh, sir? Would you mind
throwing the circuit breaker?
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Oh, now where was I? Ah, yes!
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To be a superhero, one
must be fashionable,
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punctual, and utterly
brave in any situation,
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no matter how
terrifying...
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Ew, gross. Are you okay?
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Me? Yes, of course!
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It's not like I'm
irrationally terrified
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that those roaches
will encase me with goo
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and take me to their queen
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and torture me with their
ickiness for all eternity!
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Okay, that's really specific.
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Ah! There's a lot more of them!
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- What is going on?
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Megamind saw a
roach and freaked.
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I'm not freaked! I
just wanted to know
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what it'd feel like
to be Chum's backpack.
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Okay, they are
getting way too close!
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I warned you about those crumbs.
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Sir! Feel free to let Keiko know
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how disappointed
you are with her.
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Uh, sir?
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Still not freaked! Just
love a good sprint!
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- Chum? Keiko?
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I am speaking to you from inside
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my titanium-reinforced
"I Never Panic Room,"
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where literally
nothing can harm me.
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I'm going to need the
two of you to take down
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every single one of
those vile creatures
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that I am in
no way frightened of!
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Sir, this is all Keiko's fault!
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- What?!
- Megamind: You both are responsible
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for this horrific
breach of security.
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Meanwhile, I won't be leaving
until those roaches are gone.
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But not because I'm scared.
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I just think this will be
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a good team-building exercise.
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- Okay, bye!
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This way to the roach repellent,
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which is exactly where I know
it is because I put it there.
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Yeah, I was thinking
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I know another way I
could help around here.
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You know, organize things in a
way that actually makes sense.
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Please.
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I'm all about organization.
You're an agent of chaos.
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Okay, Chum. Lately, there's
been this weirdness between us.
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Like you don't want me here.
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That's absurd. Just
because you and sir
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spend all your free time
laughing and making fun videos
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while I'm always
on cleanup duty,
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why would I not want you here?
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Are you jealous?
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Is that what this is all about?
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You think I'm gonna
take over your spot?
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There's only room for one
number two around here,
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and that's me.
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I'm a big number two!
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Did sir make you your
own pet parakeet? Ka-kaw!
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I love
you, too, Polly 227.
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Because you're a
cutie-wootie cuckoo bird
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who doesn't try to usurp people.
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Sir trusts me
because only I know
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the ins and outs of this lair.
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I've even developed a highly
sophisticated lettering system,
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so I always know where
everything is at all times.
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- You mean an alphabetical system?
- Yes, alphabetical.
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But then, you grab the
third bottle to the left,
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switch the middle and the third
back and forth three times,
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and voilà! Couldn't be simpler.
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Wait! You're holding a can of...
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Couldn't be simpler!
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Intelligence booster?
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Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
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No need to panic. No
roaches can get in here.
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You're protected
by a titanium steel
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cobalt-reinforced
level-seven door
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with Corinthian security lining
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designed to keep Behemoth
himself from breaking in.
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German Voice: Why break in
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when you can just walk under?
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Chum, Keiko, funny story.
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There's a roach in
here, and it's talking!
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- Ah!
- That's right!
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Your simpleton assistant sprayed
me with an intelligence booster,
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and now, I'm a super genius,
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just like you!
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Ah! I beg you!
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Stay away, hideous creature!
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Hideous creature?
It has a ring to it.
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But I prefer you
call me Rochelle!
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Please, Rochelle!
Don't come any closer!
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Most people are repulsed by me.
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- This is nothing new.
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But in you, I sense
unbridled fear.
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Tell me, where exactly
does this fear come from?
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I won't tell you a thing!
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My painful childhood
stories are my own!
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So, it goes back to childhood.
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Blast it! Get out of
my giant blue head!
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What do you want, anyway?
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For too long, we
roaches have been
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at the very bottom
of the food chain,
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treated like nothing more
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than the disgusting refuse
we've been forced to consume.
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We want revenge!
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- Don't you mean revonge?
- No, it's revenge.
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I just learned this
language today.
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- How do I speak it better than you?
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You're just a little,
totally not scary bug.
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What kind of evil plan could
your tiny brain hatch up?
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I'm going to use your spray
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to make an army of super-evil
intelligent roaches.
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We'll take over the city.
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Then, the world!
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That's actually a pretty
airtight evil plan.
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- No notes.
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Attention! I, Rochelle,
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hereby assume
control of this lair.
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And I order you
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to hand over the intelligence
booster immediately!
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And if we refuse?
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Then, I will do the backstroke
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in Megamind's
favorite coffee mug!
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- We'll buy him a new mug!
- Stop playing with Sir's life!
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I'm stalling until
we can figure out what to do!
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If that is not enough, I
shall shed my exoskeleton
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and deposit it in his shoe!
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- Oh yeah? Well, we'll buy him new feet!
- Huh?
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If you do not hand me
the spray, I shall scurry
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all over Megamind's
pathetic blue face!
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Hand her the spray immediately!
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- Right away, Sir.
- Chum! That's the fear talking!
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We can't let her send an army
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of tiny bug villains
out into the world!
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Sir is my world.
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She'll turn him
into a quivering,
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mentally scarred
puddle of jelly!
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Keiko, as the number one
number two around here,
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I am insisting that
we hand over the can.
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Dude, no way we are
handing over this can!
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- I'll let go if you let go!
- Give it...
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Time to add some
fuel to the fire.
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- Look at you, Megamind.
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Too scared to lift a pinky
to save your friends.
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Please don't drag
my pinky into this.
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It's been through
so much already.
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If one smart roach
is able to do this,
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imagine what a bunch more
could do to the city.
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- If he wasn't
totally freaking out,
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Megamind would want us to
stop her, no matter what!
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Okay, then I'll
just crush the can.
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Are you crazy?
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I'll just release the
spray into the air!
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00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,805
Give it to me! I'll throw
it in the incinerator.
248
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,184
That will be worse! It'll
release it into the entire city!
249
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,977
There has to be
something in this place
250
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,645
that can destroy a spray can.
251
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,689
But we can't just destroy it.
252
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,983
We have to atomize it.
253
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,860
Both: The particle collider!
254
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,578
- Whoa!
255
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,705
Whoa! Chum, catch!
256
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,670
Rochelle: Your two companions have
proven to be most troublesome.
257
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,963
And that is trouble for you.
258
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,633
- What are you gonna do to me?!
- Quiet!
259
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,636
- Order your friends to obey me!
260
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,722
Ow! How are you so strong?!
261
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,935
This'll zap it into atomic dust!
262
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,606
Okay. It's loading up...
263
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,316
- Wait for it...
264
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,943
Still loading...
265
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,404
And... here we go.
266
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,495
- Hazelnut?
- My bad! Had it set for gelato.
267
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,629
They got the can. You guys
are really starting to bug me!
268
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,464
Pun intended! Throw me, Chum!
269
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,429
I knew that
trash would come in handy!
270
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,805
Whoa!
271
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,308
To the time destabilizer!
272
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,354
If we can't destroy it,
maybe we can send it back
273
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,271
- to the Stone Age!
274
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,692
- Yes!
275
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,361
Got rid of it just in
the nick of "time."
276
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,488
You see what I did
there? Because we just
277
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,826
You sent it two seconds
into the future!
278
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,413
Ooh. Think of all the
things that can has seen.
279
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,698
Let loose that caboose, Chum!
280
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,335
They're gaining on us!
281
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,795
We could really use a
set of wings right now.
282
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,423
I've got just the thing. Ka-kaw!
283
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,468
Fly, brave parakeet!
284
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,678
Away!
285
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,474
- Ka-kaw!
286
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,187
- Kaw...
287
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,234
I guess we should've
opened the skylight first.
288
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,862
Okay, we are officially
terrible at this.
289
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,405
I'm goin' for it.
290
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,576
This is
like wearing a sweater
291
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,328
made of toenail clippings!
292
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,330
Ha, there's more
where that came from
293
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,416
if you can't convince your
friends to hand over the spray!
294
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,669
No! I-I won't do it.
295
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,962
You may have tapped
into my darkest fears,
296
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,924
but you're going to have to find
someone else to be your puppet.
297
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,551
Oh. Not a bad idea.
298
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,554
- If I cannot puppet you...
299
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,976
then I will assume control
of your robot gorilla!
300
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:12,977
Megamind: Control Chum?
301
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,272
That's my job, you monster!
302
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,862
Easy does it. Grab
the can, save the day.
303
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,201
Almost...
304
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,994
Got it!
305
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,872
Hey! I walk with those!
306
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,251
Whoa! Chum! What are you doing?!
307
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,170
I-I'm not doing this!
308
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,755
Kinda feels like
you're doing it!
309
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,719
- Rochelle say, monkey do!
310
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,054
Foul beast! This is madness.
311
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,973
Stop me, if you dare!
312
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,977
Just reach out your
hand and swat me away.
313
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,233
Come on... Swat, you
cowardly paw! Swat!
314
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,611
Do this, and I promise
to start moisturizing.
315
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,280
Swat!
316
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,369
So much for Metro City's
greatest hero, eh?
317
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,913
Time to pump up the volume!
318
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,793
- Keiko: Whoa! Chum, let me go!
319
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,256
Whoa! I'm afraid
that's impossible.
320
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,759
Rochelle hacked
into my mainframe!
321
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,052
How do we stop it?
322
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,680
Uh, the override button!
On the main console!
323
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,016
Of course, it's way down there!
324
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,768
I'm going to dance this monkey
325
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,896
- right over the edge!
326
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,317
Okay, Rochelle.
327
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,111
You wanna know why I'm
afraid of cockroaches?
328
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,906
Yes! Tell me. Tell me!
329
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,701
I was but a child,
growing up in prison.
330
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,913
I didn't have much, but I was
a highly resourceful young lad,
331
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,749
repurposing whatever I could
find around the cell block.
332
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,044
One day, I decided to craft
a comfy beddy-bye pillow
333
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,130
out of a bag of
discarded ham sandwiches.
334
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,466
That night, the
ham-scented pillow
335
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,843
attracted every
roach in the prison.
336
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,681
I awoke to find the bugs
using my face as a dining hall
337
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,810
at a nightmarish all-you-can-eat
ham sandwich buffet!
338
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,231
Sometimes, I can still
feel their tiny roach feet
339
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,942
dancing all over my face!
340
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,528
- The horror.
341
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,073
So you are the famous ham boy.
342
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,868
For generations, cockroaches
have told the tale of a boy
343
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,579
who did something so
stupid that it led
344
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:40,542
to the greatest feast our
people have ever known!
345
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,837
And here you are,
still that scared,
346
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,922
stupid little ham boy.
347
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,966
Such a tragic story.
348
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,885
Also, a distractingly long one.
349
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,011
Wha?
350
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,265
- Bullseye!
351
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,892
- Rochelle: Nein!
352
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,062
You did it! I'm rebooting!
353
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,439
Oh! Sorry!
354
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,571
Rebooted!
355
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,824
Thanks. That's one mess I'm
glad I didn't make today.
356
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,745
Rochelle: The can
is ours!
357
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,914
Your distraction was all
for naught. We've won!
358
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,959
And it's all thanks
to your pathetic fear!
359
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,462
Well done, my kinderroaches.
360
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,547
Now, who needs a boost
361
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,341
- of intelligence?!
362
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,387
What is the value
proposition here?
363
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,765
A bouquet really
brightens up a foyer.
364
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:37,682
I love math.
365
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,642
Rochelle: Welcome
to the next phase
366
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,603
in roach evolution!
367
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,856
Yesterday, we were living
off humanity's scraps.
368
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,817
Tomorrow, they will
be living off of ours!
369
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,988
When we control the food,
370
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,199
we control the world!
371
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,742
Gotta hand it to her.
372
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,370
That's a pretty airtight
evil plan. No notes.
373
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,455
This is all on me.
374
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,916
None of this would a happened
if I wasn't such a slob.
375
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,252
To be fair, I'm the one who
grabbed the wrong spray.
376
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,214
You tried to warn me,
but I didn't listen.
377
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,966
You were right. I was jealous.
378
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,468
Aw, come on.
379
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,233
The last thing I wanna
do is replace you.
380
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,137
I admire you.
381
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,662
You and Megamind
have been together
382
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,848
like, forever.
383
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,267
That's why I feel like
I need to prove myself.
384
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,186
Otherwise, I'm
just a third wheel.
385
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564
I think you've proved today
you're not a third wheel, Keiko.
386
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,692
- You're a kickstand.
- Huh?
387
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,320
Because without you, we
would've fallen right over.
388
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,614
Aw...
389
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,158
Kudos, you two, for working
out your differences.
390
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,363
But there's still the whole
391
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,495
end of the world
thing to deal with.
392
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,375
- So many roaches.
393
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,255
I-I'm sorry. What were
we just talking about?
394
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,674
- Roaches?
- Yes, of course.
395
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,305
- Move out, roach regime!
396
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,641
Victory awaits!
397
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,811
We cannot let these
things get out.
398
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,813
There's no stopping them now.
399
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,649
There's got to be
something more we can do.
400
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,901
If only this roach
phobia didn't leave me
401
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,654
totally grossed out by all
the little tiny arms and legs.
402
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,489
All due respect, Mega,
403
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,783
but maybe you just
need to suck it up!
404
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,703
Suck it up? Keiko,
you're brilliant!
405
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,621
- I am?
- The Power Vac!
406
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,291
- It'll just take a minute!
407
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,210
- Or two!
- I'll try and buy you some time.
408
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,881
Hey! Who wants some
juicy, delicious garbage?
409
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425
- Aah, an amuse-bouche!
- The temptation is undeniable!
410
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,968
Yeah, I could eat!
411
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,471
No, no, no! Resist
your instincts!
412
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,515
Why eat garbage when you
can have fillet mignon?!
413
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,184
- That's right. Follow me!
414
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,561
Whoa!
415
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,106
Wow! You guys really are smart!
416
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,318
Chum, can you hurry it up?
They are getting really hangry!
417
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,652
Whoa!
418
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,281
Almost there. I just
need a crescent wrench.
419
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,409
Okay, they're made of iron,
so that must mean I put it in
420
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,244
- the...
- The ironing closet!
421
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:07,290
Yes! That's it, Keiko!
Everything has its place!
422
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,586
- Yeah!
423
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,546
Uh-oh. Whoa! Whoa!
424
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,012
- My babies!
425
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,516
- You are liberated!
426
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,894
- Now, onward to Metro City!
427
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,896
Schnell, schnell!
428
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,564
Chum: Sir, we need
the power back on!
429
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,234
- Throw the circuit breaker!
- Right! On it!
430
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,612
- Oh dear.
431
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,448
- Throw the switch, Sir!
- Come on! You can do it!
432
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,080
Oh! I can't do it!
433
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,791
Ha! You have failed
again, Megamind!
434
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,711
If just one of those things
gets out, it's game over.
435
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,337
How do we snap him out of this?
436
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,756
If Megamind won't listen
to us, maybe he'll listen
437
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,634
to the handsomest and
wisest person he knows.
438
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,220
- Ka-kaw!
439
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,389
- To be a superhero,
440
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,558
one must be
fashionable, punctual,
441
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,352
and utterly brave
in any situation.
442
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,439
Earlier today me is right!
443
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,774
You cannot win. Look at you!
444
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:18,111
Still just a scared
little ham boy.
445
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,237
No.
446
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,115
I'm a scared little ham man!
447
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,412
- Go, Chum!
448
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,125
Way to get all housekeeper
on their thoraxes, Chum!
449
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,338
Nein! Nein! Nein...
450
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,633
- Yeah!
- Sir, that was amazing!
451
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,928
- Ah! You did it!
- Yes, yes! We all did it!
452
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,306
Ew, icky, icky, ick, ick, ick!
453
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,310
You have not heard
the last of...
454
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,479
Yeah, I think we've
heard enough for one day.
455
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,939
- In three, two, one.
456
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,904
- Granola?
- More like gra-yes-la.
457
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,739
I'll try to watch my crumbs.
458
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,324
That's okay, Keiko.
459
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,618
I think we've learned
both order and chaos
460
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,244
have their place in the world.
461
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,455
And now, so do you.
462
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,499
A place to put my stuff!
463
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,043
With my very own
trash can? No way!
464
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,088
Megamind: Hopefully, that's
the last we'll see of Rochelle
465
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,464
and her brood.
466
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,132
So, uh, where are they headed?
467
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,802
All the way to
Proxima Centauri B.
468
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,929
A planet fit for a roach.
469
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,890
Honestly, I think I was far
too kind sending them there.
470
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,477
What?! He sent us
471
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,479
to a garbage planet?!
472
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,856
Mark my words, Megamind.
473
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,485
The roaches will
have their revonge!
474
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,321
Now he's
got me doing it.35035
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