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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,347 - Huh? - Hello. 2 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:21,521 ♪ Supervillain, ahead of his time ♪ 3 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,816 ♪ Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind ♪ 4 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:28,194 ♪ But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime ♪ 5 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:31,072 ♪ A superhero that you stream online ♪ 6 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:34,701 ♪ It's Megamind ♪ 7 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,912 ♪ Oh, it feels good to be good this time ♪ 8 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,457 ♪ It's Megamind ♪ 9 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:44,085 ♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪ 10 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,379 ♪ Rules! ♪ 11 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,924 Megamind: You've met your match, evildoer. 12 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,718 For I, Megamind, 13 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,887 am the hero of Metrocity! 14 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,222 And you will feel my 15 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,142 steely justice with the force of a 16 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,811 an angry llama! 17 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,481 Ol' Chum: Oh, nonsense. I think you're improving, sir! 18 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,359 That's way better than attacking their mothers personally! 19 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,943 I'm clueless, Chum! 20 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,322 Now that I'm a hero, I want to inspire the people 21 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,449 the way Metro Man did! 22 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,243 Being a villain and stoking fear is a breeze, 23 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,997 but how do I conjure awe and eyes-agogginess? 24 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,582 Do I need to exercise? 25 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,584 - What about flossing? 26 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,795 Sir, robbery in progress at Everything City! 27 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,799 Ha-ha! Move over, bad breath and sensitive gums! 28 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,801 There's crime to be stopped! 29 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,514 Let's go! Hurry it up! 30 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,349 This isn't Some Of It City. 31 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,685 - Fork over everything! 32 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,605 Villain, beware! For I am the white knight of... 33 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,315 Dude Monkey: Bananalamadingdong! 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,275 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 35 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,861 Woo! Yeah! 36 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,114 Hey, Dude Monkerinos! 37 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,408 Your happy hometown Dude Monkey here. 38 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,035 Shall we schtop another crime? 39 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,870 What is that thing? 40 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,289 - Hyah! - What?! 41 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,336 Let's can this tuna fish! 42 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,797 - Oh, my! 43 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,467 Did I do it again? I schtopped a crime! 44 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,887 - Say, Bananalamadingdong! 45 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,472 Post that on your sosh 46 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,891 and you'll get beaucoup engagements! 47 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,810 - Thanks! - What? Megamind? 48 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,021 Oh, must have beat him to the scene. 49 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,605 Sorry, Mr. Atric. 50 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:31,234 Hey, can I call you Geri? 51 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,112 JK, bro! I'm Dude Monkey! 52 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:38,158 Say 'sup to my Dude Monkerinos! 53 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,536 - 'Sup? - Remember to like and subscribe 54 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,538 if you think the city needs a fresher fighter 55 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,833 than this horse-and-buggy bagpipe head! 56 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,835 Bananalamadingdong! 57 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:52,547 What in Hades' hamper just happened? 58 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,841 What just happened was awesome! 59 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,885 You've been a hero just a short time, 60 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,929 and already, you're influencing strangely charismatic youngsters 61 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,264 to defend the city! 62 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,392 Perhaps I'm more inspiring than I thought. 63 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,645 As mayor, I don't have actual control 64 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,189 over the sun. 65 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,566 Yes, well, I have a lot on my plate today, 66 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,277 but I promise to absolutely look into it, Senator. 67 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,237 - Huh? 68 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,824 - Ollo... Ow! 69 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,242 Whoa! 70 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,869 My brilliant blue noggin! 71 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,330 You know, you're not a villain anymore. 72 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,040 You can use the front door. 73 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,250 But a monitor? Really, Roxanne? 74 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:32,754 Sorry. Muscle memory. I'm a little on edge. 75 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,548 Just found out the Doom Syndicate escaped from prison. 76 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,425 They escaped already? 77 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,428 I must say, the former villain part of me is proud. 78 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,722 But the hero part of me is incredibly frustrated 79 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,033 - with our prison system! 80 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,643 You'd think they'd lay low, but I guess Nighty-Knight 81 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,063 couldn't resist Taquito Tuesday at Dos Muchachos Picante. 82 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,899 Can't blame him. Their tacos are delightful, 83 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,735 but if he pops his Halloween head up again, 84 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,530 I have just the treat for his tricks! 85 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,323 Hey, can I ask another favor? 86 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,827 Ma'am, do not offer Megamind the aquarium gig! 87 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,204 Well, well, if it isn't Christina Christo, 88 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,540 the Secretary of Party Pooping. 89 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,709 It's Chief of Staff, actually. 90 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,753 My job is to make sure Roxanne can get reelected. 91 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,964 Something you don't seem to care about. 92 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,051 What's this gig she doesn't want me to have? 93 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:23,179 So they're having a grand re-opening of the aquarium 94 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,682 and want me to make an appearance? 95 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,600 To warn baddies against another attempt 96 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,936 at the diamond-encrusted koi fish, no doubt. 97 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,439 It says "hero," not live-action blueberry. 98 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,564 - Ha! - Gimme that! 99 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,191 I'm looking for ways 100 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,735 to be more inspirational, 101 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:40,280 and nothing inspires citizenry like a bombastic speech 102 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,632 - at a relaxing, fish-filled... 103 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,200 - Ah! - Got it! Ma'am, 104 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,203 he's the one who destroyed the aquarium in the first place. 105 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,206 If you want to save a fish, you gotta break a few aquariums. 106 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,708 - That's mine! 107 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,460 - Give it to me! - Megamind: Gimme! 108 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,628 Great. You both owe a tree an apology. 109 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,381 Christina, we've got to use Megamind. 110 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,051 He's Metro City's best and only hero. 111 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,553 Not anymore. There is a new hero in town, 112 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,805 and his name is Dude Monkey. 113 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,267 The petty crime stopper who was totally inspired by moi? 114 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,311 Why hire a second-rate wannabe 115 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,521 when you can have a first-rate is-a-be? 116 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,732 Roxanne: He makes a good point. Christina, 117 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:19,194 send word to the aquarium board that I'm recommending Megamind. 118 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,571 Fine. 119 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,448 Nee-nuh nee-nuh nee-nuh! 120 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,908 - Roxanne: Kids, 121 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,077 no ice cream unless you stop fighting. 122 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,555 Both: I will when you admit I'm the favorite. 123 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,331 Jinx. Double jinx. Triple jinx! 124 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,209 Enough! Go play outside. Mama's gotta work. 125 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,879 - What about that icèd cream you promised? 126 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,164 - Megamind: Wanna look my best for the aquarium gig. 127 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,509 Time to get my blue bod ripped 128 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,136 with some hardcore physical fitness. 129 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,308 Chum! A little help! 130 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,895 Faster, Chum. I wanna feel that burn. 131 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,980 You got a big problem, Double M. 132 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,192 I know. Chum is horrifically out of shape. 133 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,403 Your problem is Dude Monkey. 134 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,072 Shall we schtop another crime? 135 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,575 - Ooh! A video! Can I watch? 136 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,787 That chimp chump is no threat. He looks up to me. 137 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,791 He's proof that my aim to inspire Metrocity is working. 138 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,794 Good luck inspiring people when this guy's trolling you. 139 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,754 What's with this troll business? 140 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,840 They've been extinct for decades. 141 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,718 Trolling means he's trying to humiliate you online. 142 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,886 - Sorry, Mr. Atric. 143 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,265 Hey, can I call you Geri? 144 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,308 JK, bro! 145 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,893 Geriatric means old. 146 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,454 We don't want this guy to take your place 147 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,565 as defender of Metro City by defining you as out of touch. 148 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,484 This video has a quarter million views! 149 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:44,738 It must have aired on the 6 o'clock news. 150 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,574 Oh, you're serious? 151 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,409 Uh, I-I'm actually gonna ask this. 152 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,828 Have you ever heard of the internet? 153 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,080 Yes, I've heard of the "onternet." 154 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,041 I'm just not onterested. 155 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,502 It's a passing fad, like fidget spinners or paying your taxes. 156 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,880 Okay, well, in that case, 157 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,798 welcome to the Information Age. 158 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,760 - You're about 30 years late. 159 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,386 This is a television. 160 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,347 - True! - Wasn't a question. 161 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,349 But was I right? Can I get a point? 162 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,060 - Sure. - One to zip. 163 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,562 Back in the age when people used to live in caves, 164 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,998 this is how they'd get their news. 165 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:22,275 True! Ha-ha, all tied up. 166 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,612 But the internet connects to every computer on the planet. 167 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,906 - You guys know that, right? - No, we do not. 168 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,866 But I do know I'm right about us not knowing, 169 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,785 so another point for Chum. 170 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,304 Keiko: Not something to be proud of. 171 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,622 So, with the Internet and social media, 172 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,874 you can put out a story and send it anywhere 173 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,876 and to everyone instantly! 174 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,629 They call this going viral. 175 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,673 I went viral on Metrocity once. 176 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,841 Gave everyone dance fever. 177 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,636 I should get 10 retroactive points for that, honestly. 178 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,971 - Fine. - What, does that mean I win? 179 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,640 Sure. You're the grand champion 180 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,558 of learning about the internet way too late! 181 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,394 - Yes! - No! 182 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,354 Now, listen. Dude Monkey is engaging 183 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,816 in a social media showdown that you're losing by not showing up! 184 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,484 He's telling a huge-gantic audience 185 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,112 that you're a ding-dong so he can steal all your fans! 186 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,964 - That settles it, Keiko. 187 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,032 Make me virulent on the onternet. 188 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,744 I'm looking at this internet thing, 189 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,663 and it's hilarious! Look! 190 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,958 This cartoon baby is dancing just like a grown-up! 191 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,711 That meme is older than my teacher, 192 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,713 and she knits. 193 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,427 : Ollo, fans. I am here, 194 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,178 talking into the camera 195 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:35,098 as if I were talking to you in person. 196 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,727 Thanks to the magic of the onternet. 197 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,812 Maybe need a catchphrase. Something like, 198 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,189 "Villains are red, heroes are blue. 199 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,860 Stop robbing that bank, or feel my kung fu!" 200 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,379 Or, you know, I'll think of something later. 201 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,196 Sir! Have you seen this unusual fellow 202 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,674 - who sings about rain made of... - Chum! 203 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,744 - Okay, Chum, you gotta stop watching 204 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,388 old Internet stuff while we're filming. 205 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,497 And Megamind, be more natural, dude. 206 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,666 You're moving your arms like a floppy inflatable 207 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,209 - at a used car lot. - Keiko, 208 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,962 I'm unfamiliar with the glare of a lens. 209 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,048 I'm more of a live performance guy. 210 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,759 You know, theater! Treading the boards! 211 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,802 Well, I'm certainly bored, 212 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,930 but this is for a web channel, not Shakespeare in the Park. 213 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,391 - Just move your arms normal. - So, more like... 214 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,561 Hello, my biggest fans! Megamind here. 215 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,147 Perfect! We'll go with that. Roll camera. 216 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,317 : Hello, my biggest fans! 217 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,485 Your little fannies 218 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:32,322 will shake as you worship the splendor that is... 219 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,325 Keiko: You're doing the arm thing again and saying weird stuff. 220 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,911 : Ugh! I don't know what you want from me, Keiko! 221 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,455 Actually, maybe just do something heroic. 222 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,500 Heroic opportunities don't just walk out into the street and 223 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,545 Or sometimes they do. 224 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,969 DeGravity should do. 225 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,812 Ha-ha! Um, citizen? 226 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,648 What are you watching that had you so distracted? 227 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,816 Dude Monkey. 228 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,236 - Whoa! You watchin' my vids, bud? - What the?! 229 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,571 Oh, wow! It's really Dude Monkey! 230 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:16,157 You're such an inspiration. Can I get a selfie? 231 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,451 How about a self-photograph with the hero who, 232 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,371 - you know, saved your life? - Nah, I'm good. 233 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,040 - Say, "Megamind's cheugy!" 234 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,127 Say, "Megamind's cheugy!" 235 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,087 Keiko: I'll just edit that stuff out. 236 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,964 - We will beat Dude Monkey 237 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,758 to an onternet pulp with this video, right? 238 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,635 This rescue was awesome! 239 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,972 Once people see this, they're gonna be all, "Who-Monkey"? 240 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,849 - We're just gonna upload and wait. 241 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,976 Ooh! I got a view! 242 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,228 - That was from you watching it. 243 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,397 Be patient. Your fans will find you. 244 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,816 I gotta head home. My mom's super strict 245 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,484 - about my 9 p.m. curfew. 246 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,778 - Another view! - Keiko: Also from you! 247 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,071 Oh... 248 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,785 - Come on, come on... 249 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,455 - A new meme! - Ah! How many views? 250 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,998 Oh. False alarm. 251 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,042 It's just an old one with new words. 252 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,419 Only 100 views? 253 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,505 Why haven't I become a virus yet? 254 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,758 I know it hasn't exploded overnight, 255 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,509 but you need to be patient. 256 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,803 We need to build something unique to you. 257 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,598 The video where that monkey man does the troll to me. 258 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,309 - How many does that have? - A couple more. 259 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,269 - Yeah, a million more. 260 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,396 It's as if I don't exist! 261 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,899 I'm far from inspirational. I've become 262 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,859 unpopular. 263 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:36,029 - Your fans will find you. We just need... - Thank you, Keiko, 264 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,489 but I know how to handle this. 265 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,408 Chum, we've got a "Class Me" emergency. 266 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,203 The only thing that will get me out of this spiral 267 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,955 is a whiz-bang appearance at a fish museum! 268 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,749 The kids will love it! 269 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,168 Yeah, my heart's racing already. 270 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,798 You know, I have some great ideas for this aquarium gig. 271 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,758 - Hyah! Woo! - Ow! 272 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,427 Really wanna see your face when she tells you this. 273 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,804 Go ahead, ma'am. 274 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,057 The aquarium board is 275 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,493 made up of people with terrible taste 276 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,310 who are kind of leaning toward Dude Monkey. 277 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,271 No! Any dude or any monkey, 278 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,564 but not him! 279 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,858 You gotta see his latest, though! 280 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,153 Dude Monkey: Dude Monkey stops crime with a meat-sicle! 281 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,200 Hey! My wallet! 282 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,160 'Sup, Dude Monkerinos! 283 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:28,206 Pretty much gonna declare myself Metro City's greatest hero. 284 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,291 Crime is poppin', but Megamind 285 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,877 is a-prune juice shoppin'! 286 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:38,425 - Thanks, Dude Monkey! - I schtopped a crime! 287 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,260 Hey, quick, shout out to my primo sponsor, 288 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,928 Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles, 289 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,805 the official meat-sicle of Dude Monkey. 290 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,432 Yumalamadingdong! 291 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,642 I can't believe he has a sponsor! 292 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,687 - Why don't I have a sponsor? - You got me. 293 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,231 I think a wart removal cream would be blessed to have you. 294 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,150 Hilarious, Christina. 295 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,861 Hey, that guy is charismatic, 296 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,071 but he's no Megamind. 297 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,823 I'll keep fighting for you. 298 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,492 I'll make it easy. If Dude Monkey's catching fire, 299 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,871 I'm gonna become a crime-stopping megaton bomb! 300 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,166 That's a metaphor for having an engaging web channel, 301 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,292 not a threat. 302 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,961 Ma'am, they've spotted Nighty-Knight! 303 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,630 That aquarium board will change their mind 304 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,632 when I bring Nighty-Knight to justice 305 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,052 and knock Dude Monkey's web channel 306 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,137 on its weird monkey butt! 307 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,641 I've been studying what makes Dude Monkey so popular. 308 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,935 If this is the hero Metrocity wants me to be, 309 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,396 then so shall I be it! 310 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,523 - Hey, radical duderoos. 311 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,734 Megamind here. Crimes a-poppin'! 312 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,153 - Dang. - Help! Help! 313 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,323 Scope that! Crime much, am I right? 314 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,867 You'll L-O-L as I trick-shot these handcuffs 315 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,078 right on Nighty-Knight's wrists. 316 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,457 - Hey! That's my fishbowl! 317 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,252 - Hm. - Oh, I think you just missed his wrist, sir. 318 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,088 By which I mean entirely. 319 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,568 - We gonna let him steal meat-sicle carts? 320 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,886 Nah. Crime stopping rocks! 321 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,723 - Ow! 322 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,975 - Crime-a-Doodle-Don't! 323 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,435 Hizzle, cowpokes. 324 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,396 Just call me Dead-Eye Blue 325 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,815 because when I take my shot at baddies, 326 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,483 I never miss. 327 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,818 Backslash rad! 328 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,943 - Guard: He's got the blueprints! 329 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,616 Ha-ha! Well, howdy, Nighty-Knight! 330 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,660 - Ah! - Ah! Chum! 331 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,538 It's like all-new memes, 332 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,165 but with that special homemade flavor! 333 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,501 Keiko! I demand you burn all copies. 334 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,170 I should come off as inspirational, 335 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,131 not as some bumbling buffoon. 336 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,800 Come on! It's funny stuff! 337 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,027 Your fans are gonna see this 338 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,012 and mash that subscribe button so hard, 339 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,722 you could serve it with gravy. 340 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,350 Keiko, I'm repositioning you. 341 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,394 I'll be taking over advising myself, 342 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,147 and you'll organize my jazz albums. 343 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,357 But you don't have any jazz albums, sir. 344 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,234 Then this should be easy for her. 345 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,821 But you don't even know how to post or log on or stream! 346 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,073 - Jazz albums! 347 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,036 Imagine her telling me I don't know what I'm doing. 348 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,746 Now, to get rid of these videos. 349 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,833 - Gonna upload them right into the trash. 350 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,626 Hasta la vista, videos! 351 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,838 Sir, I think you may need to see this. 352 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,025 Dude Monkey : Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Dude Monkerinos! 353 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,801 Just got a call from the mayor's office. 354 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,846 I've been requested to appear at the grand reopening 355 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,097 of the aquarium! 356 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,349 And you know what? 357 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,060 I beat Megamind for the gig! 358 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,604 Now I'm gonna dance all over this picture of Megamind 359 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,273 until a-millio eyeballs are on this stream! 360 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:44,110 Bananalamadingdong! 361 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,158 He's still dancing after two hours. 362 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,785 Incredible. 363 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,204 I need a 30-minute nap after eating three chicken wings. 364 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,539 - Well, well, well. 365 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,249 On my way to the hospital. 366 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,794 My back is lousy with stab wounds. 367 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,047 I'm truly sorry about the Dude Monkey thing. 368 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,548 It was out of my hands. 369 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,759 What fun is having my friend as mayor 370 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,803 if I don't get everything I want? 371 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,222 I was elected to be the mayor of the city, 372 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,348 not just my friends. 373 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,267 And the city wants Dude Monkey, 374 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,229 which I agree is dumb. 375 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,564 Dumb-ocracy. Am I right? 376 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,944 You can't unspoil my sour mood with mayoral dad jokes, Roxie. 377 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,196 - Christina: Mm! Mm! 378 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,948 Hey, come on! 379 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,908 Bananalamadingdong. 380 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,620 I possess super intelligence, 381 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,582 otherworldly handsomeness, and selfless humility. 382 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,169 Yet, I am felled by a bananalamadingdong. 383 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,005 You uploaded your blooper reel? 384 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,881 I hope the answer is no. 385 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,758 The answer is yes. 386 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,469 It is up, and it is huger than a luger! 387 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,513 You're getting Dude Monkey numbers 388 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,598 and netting more subs every second. 389 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,393 Ow! Crime-a-Doodle-Don't! 390 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,770 Oh, terrific. 391 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,689 The whole city must be laughing at me. 392 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,357 Just look at the comments. 393 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,234 Little Terry Sasko says, 394 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,279 "I love that Megamind messes up just like me. 395 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,364 In a weird way, that's inspiring." 396 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,867 Inspiring? Well, that's what I want, 397 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,619 but this feels like what I don't want. 398 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,997 This is what your channel needs. 399 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,665 Everyone wants to be a hero. 400 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,250 So when a hero makes a mistake, 401 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,420 that's fun to see because everyone makes mistakes. 402 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,255 If you wanna inspire your fans, 403 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,924 we need to show them everything, warts and all. 404 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,010 Maybe you're right. 405 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,764 And perhaps I was a little harsh on you earlier. 406 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,889 You think? 407 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,559 I'm promoting you back to your previous position 408 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,103 as my adviser of all things onternetty. 409 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,355 Do I get a raise? 410 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,858 - I wasn't paying you before. - I had to try. 411 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,235 You know, I find it a little fishy 412 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,739 that Nighty-Knight would want to steal a... Wait a second! 413 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,300 - Nighty-Knight! 414 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,760 Oh, I'm a fool for not seeing this earlier. 415 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,994 I was so focused on being onternet cool, 416 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,996 I let him slip through my fingers! 417 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,289 We have to stop him! 418 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,167 But it's impossible to know where he'll strike next. 419 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,377 No, it's not, Chum. 420 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,170 Nighty-Knight is making a play 421 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,713 for the diamond koi fish. 422 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,424 Sir, don't you think you're jumping to conclusions? 423 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,593 No! Keiko, bring up my bloopers. 424 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,012 - Hey! That's my fishbowl! 425 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,640 Pause it! He's stealing a fishbowl! 426 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,226 Perhaps he wants an unconventional candy dish. 427 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,519 Keiko, run it. 428 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,521 Backslash rad! 429 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,646 - Pause! 430 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,899 Now, zoom in! There! 431 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,485 The blueprints for the aquarium! 432 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,946 Please. Who doesn't have those? 433 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,574 Megamind: He's going to sneak himself in inside a meat-sicle cart! 434 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,245 Maybe we should focus on what Nighty-Knight is actually up to. 435 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,914 - Keiko, enhance audio. 436 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,833 Nighty-Knight: My darkly dark plan to steal 437 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,335 the diamond-encrusted koi during the reopening ceremony 438 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,630 will be a... drowning success. 439 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,928 Okay, I'm convinced. The "muahaha" did it for me. 440 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,222 To the aquarium! 441 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,023 Alright now! Now the D-Monk's 442 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,359 gonna upchuck some smarts all over you Monkerinos! 443 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,989 Aquariums are like superheroes. 444 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,701 They both are things people like to look at, 445 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,120 and also both things that make people happy, too. 446 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,889 - Please give me good news. 447 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,749 Like, a meteor is heading this way, 448 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,667 so I don't have to listen to this speech. 449 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,003 Nighty-Knight's coming for the koi fish! 450 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,213 If you see a meat-sicle cart, clear it out. 451 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,925 Dude Monkey: Lungs like humans do. They have gills. 452 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,137 We need to clear out all meat-sicle carts. 453 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,390 Security. We need help clearing out the meat-sicle carts. 454 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,144 Hey! 455 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,734 Eternal doom awaits all who come between Nighty-Knight 456 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,112 and his fishy bowl of... doom! 457 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,203 Let's schtop a crime! 458 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,333 Dude, awesome costume! 459 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,669 Alright, let's do this just like we practiced. 460 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:14,172 Some light sparring, and then I totally crush you. Ready? 461 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,551 You dare talk confusingly 462 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,762 to the Duke of Darkness? 463 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,640 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brad! 464 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,809 We so do not have the budget for this! 465 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,894 Wait. You're not Brad. 466 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,938 You're really Nighty-Knight! 467 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,442 Crowd: Run! It's Nighty-Knight! 468 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,820 - Hey, guys. 469 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:41,199 Welcome to "Megamind's Rules For Defending Your City!" 470 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,202 How do you like that title, Keiko? Is it onternetty? 471 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,914 So onternetty. I think you're starting to get this. 472 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,251 By the way, where is Dude Monkey in this moment of need? 473 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,502 Bad Guy Brad: Oh... 474 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,254 Here you are, dude! 475 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,423 Dude, you were supposed to stage the heist 476 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,674 like we rehearsed! 477 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,093 I don't know how to stop real criminals! 478 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:03,304 Dude, you just got ousted as a fraud. 479 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,683 Dude! 480 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,185 I had a feeling Dude Monkey was a phony. 481 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,980 I assure all you former Monkerinos, 482 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,692 as Metro City's defender, I will never lie to you. 483 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,738 - Yoo-hoo! Wannabe spooky dude! - Nighty-Knight: Megamind! 484 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,449 Your pathetic attempts to foil my 485 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,242 Wha... 486 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,046 - Pretty chill, homeboy. 487 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,506 - Thank you. Thank you. 488 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,426 Oh, please, no! You're too much. 489 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,928 - But it is fitting. 490 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,519 I appreciate the applause, 491 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,607 but I also really need you to like and subscribe! 492 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,109 Sir! I made my own meme! 493 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,988 - Pretty chill, homeboy. 494 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,157 Ol' Chum: I think you've gone viral, sir! 495 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,577 I look positively infectious! 496 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,079 Guard: Megamind! 497 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,831 Someone just stole a genetically altered starfish from the lab! 498 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,458 A what? 499 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,217 My quest was darkly bountiful, 500 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,718 most vile one. 501 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,638 The starfish. 502 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,766 Able to regenerate its body if it loses a limb. 503 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,727 This holds the genetic key that will allow me 504 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,564 to rise to power once again! 505 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,067 Soon, I will remind Megamind 506 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,070 how good it feels to be bad!37516

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