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Merry Christmas!

Christmas is amazing.

- Let’s celebrate. - Yes.

- Ho ho ho!

- Santa is here! - Santa! - Hey!

Merry Christmas!

This party starts!

And here comes Santa!

I brought presents!

Have you been good children?

- Yeah! - I hope so.

Otherwise you won’t get anything.

Are you curious about your presents?

Yeah? Don’t look!

- Santa, show us. - One at the time!

Yeah, okay, I got your letters.

Yeah, I know your wishes.

Okay, who wants to go first?

- Me! - Okay, you’ll be the one.

You, little girl.

Okay.

- What’s that? - I know what you’ve asked.

- You wanna be a big actress, right? - Yes.

Okay.

How did you know, Santa?

Because it was in your letter.

I know everyone’s wishes.

Follow this address tomorrow.

There will be casting. And you will be cast!

Okay, who’s next?

- Me! - You? Okay!

I know about you.

I must say, your request is a little bit strange.

You want to be more beautiful than you are.

- Yeah, I know that. - It doesn’t make sense!

Okay, this is a magical lipstick.

- Wow! - You’ll be perfect.

Merry Christmas!

Okay, who’s next?

- OK, this one little boy. - For the boy.

OK, I know about your wishes.

- Are you sure? - Yes!

You want this comic book from me, right?

- I have something better. - Are you sure?

Yes.

Watch this.

There’s Comicon next week in San Diego!

Thanks. But I’m scared of flying.

Yeah, there’ll be bag for your vomits, don’t worry.

Just kidding, man.

Okay! Who’s next?

What about you, okay?

Have you been a good boy?

- A little bit. - Yeah.

It wasn’t really humble wish.

But... Okay, you were a good boy.

Enjoy your car!

- Wow, thank you, Santa! - Merry Christmas.

Thank you.

And there is one...

more next...

Okay.

- Last one? - Yeah.

This one is special.

This one is special. Who is it for?

Who is it for? Come. Come to me.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you have a very special wish, but.

But yeah, okay.

Something special for you.

You have... you want to have

big experience!

- Yeah? - Yeah.

This is magic potion!

Whoever you use this with,

you will experience amazing adventure.

Be careful!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Hm, it’s nice.

Beautiful.

How much does it cost?

I’m also thinking..

OK! Let’s start the party!

Santa, Santa!

Be careful.

Okay!

Catch me!

Santa!..

Yeah, horny Santa...

Yeah, you can touch it, don’t worry.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Imagine the most important people in one room!

- Never kissed Santa? - No.

Another one?

Hey, what the fuck?

- We can change it. - Yeah, okay.

Gifts are not supposed to be changed.

But you want to change this.

I don’t know...

- Thanks. - Oh, take this...

Guys, what’s next? Christmas is there.

One more, then I leave?..

It’s too fast...

Okay... I’ll go down, then.

Wait!

Wow.

I was looking for a copper... But I’ve found gold!

Please... don’t take off the beard.

Take off this.

This?

Yeah.

- Do you like my jingle bell? - Yeah.

You could be my little elf.

Yes, suck it.

Yeah, deeper.

Oh yeah...

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, it’s your candy.

Oh baby... I wanna fuck you.

Yeah, it’s... too much light.

I wanna fuck you.

Turn off the light, please.

Okay.

Oh yeah...

I love your balls.

Oh!

It’s occupied...

Excuse me.

No worries.

Yes.

Give me more.

You are my Christmas present, you know?

Oh yes...

Fuck.

Like that.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh fuck me.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck me, yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck me.

Fuck.

Oh fuck...

Oh fuck.

Yes.

You’re so hot.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh, baby...

You are so hot!

I’m old Santa!

What do you want me to do?

I’m glad I’m single Santa.

You want to ride my sleigh?

Okay.

Yeah. This is alright.

Yes.

So deep.

Fuck me.

Oh yes.

Fuck.

Fuck me.

Fuck.

Yes, you’re so hot.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck it...

Fuck, oh yes.

Fuck.

Fuck it.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah, baby.

Fuck.

Yes.

Merry Christmas!

What the fuck?..

It’s Christmas, baby.

Yeah.

You must be chill.

We’re living in the 21st century.

She can do what she wants to do.

Yeah, if you really love her, it’s not a big deal.

Let me go.

- No! - Let me go.

Let him go...

Oh baby...

It’s good!

It’s just a good Christmas.

I really like to see this.

What the...

What are you doing, man?

Stop it.

What are you doing?!

Calm down, man.

Bitch!

Santa is cumming!

Santa is cumming to town!

Okay.

This is what we call the New Year!

Fuck!

Oh, guys...

It’s Christmas!

Guys, it was a great time.

Yes.

Oh, thank you.

Ho ho ho!

Yes.

Happy Christmas!

Merry Christmas!