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[water sound]

[reel noise]

[satisfied exclamation]

[sighs]

And at this hour You said you couldn't catch fish, Sıtkı...

[satisfied exclamation]

[choking and shouting]

In due time...

...who plays ass like you There were two black fish.

These two selfless black fish

the garbage dump where they live They didn't like it and we...

...they said they will go to the ocean.

Their father said:

He said don't do it, he said don't go, You become food for the wolf and the bird,

in wild hands... he said you but he couldn't make anyone listen.

Anyway, these two black fish of ours, First they went to a lake.

When you kiss the princess there who thinks he can be a prince

They encountered a frog. Huh.

But that frog is already out of the story. I'll come there later.

These are our two small black fish

They almost reached the ocean but

Before diving into deeper waters...

Hop!

They immediately became food for a scoop bird.

[laughs]

I am the bird with the scoop in the story.

Bro, because the blood goes to my brain, I I didn't understand what happened after that frog.

Damn your spleen... ha!

Bro, I understand very well now. very clearly.

[angry shout]

Open your ears and listen carefully then:

For you both to live I'm giving you one last chance.

called Şahin above The frog's corpse remains.

Brother... I told him.

"Look at someone else's wife or daughter "Let's not look," I said.

"We...," I said, but I couldn't get him to listen.

[Gürkan] Didn't I say so, Altan? say something

May God damn you Gürkan!

Don't give me any trouble, look. Our business is going wrong!

[screams angrily]

They threw the talkative talker into hell, He said my wood is old!

-Brother, don't shoot! -Brother, I make money with my face!

Well done!

From now on...does, You win with your body.

[Cevat laughs]

Now. You take Şahin's body and you disappear.

You lost, you lost, you couldn't lose...

...I will come, all three of you I know how to lose.

I told you, it's your last chance!

-Promise! Your man bro. -Your dog, brother!

[Cevat breaths]

Altan, now our brother Cevat Did he give us a task?

-Huh? -Did we become a mafia, brother?

[Altan spits]

Your mother, Altan.

We didn't have a happy day with you.

We now see this corpse Where will we put it, Gürkan?

Come on, my handsome brother, Let me see this end.

What happened?

Don't look at it, grab the goods from this end, Let's let it down.

Brother?

My son, shouldn't something happen later?

Is Altan our thing?

-Let me see... One, two, three... Remove! -Come on!

Trust your brother. You that snow--

When will I come to you? Did I say something and it didn't happen? Ha?

-Let me see... -[together] One, two, three!

[sound of falling into water]

[sighs]

Well, bro, this is going to sink. shouldn't it be?

[breaths]

Dear Altan, I think We made a small calculation error.

[Gürkan] We forgot to tie weights.

-Brother, maybe he will disappear face to face. -Of course dear.

But anyway, the fish of this place are Do you know that Altan is hungry?

I mean, they would even eat his father.

Well, let's run away then.

-You say so? -What are we going to do?

My daughter...

How did they burn you in wild hands?

How did they kill you with their dirty hands?

[sound of gasoline pouring]

Don't burn my daughter, burn me!

[laughs evilly]

Don't worry girl...

Your radiator's oil will not remain on the floor.

To those who hurt you...

...I will do it too.

First the meat of those two animals I'll start with the fruit,

Then it will be your turn, Cevat Bakır.

Body found by fishermen today

He mobilized police teams.

Teams arriving at the scene In his first investigations

[TV] by shooting the victim in the head It turned out that he was killed.

In the morning hours Released to Büyükçekmece Lake...

Assalamu alaikum, good duties.

Take the first bus to Izmir We were looking for tickets for two...

-Let's see. -If possible, on the female side.

[TV] Police teams arrived at the scene departed.

Big road, two turns How to get there? Isn't it Altan?

[TV]Belongs to Şahin Arslan detected.

Brother, where is this place? Are the fish very hungry? Huh?

[TV] The victim's body is for autopsy He is being taken to Büyükçekmece hospital.

The incident was related to the mafia Whether there is a showdown...

They ruined the ecology a lot, Altan.

Uh huh. Yes.

Godless people! man They killed him and threw him into the lake!

[voice from TV]

They don't have any heads, huh?

Where thousands of people go every day Is the body thrown away?

Look! It can't be thrown away, right? It can't be thrown away!

It's impossible to throw away, isn't it?

If you love God, what would you do? bro?

You know everything, too.

For example, one placed on the foundation of a building. I would bury it with concrete.

I swear, if it were me, I would throw it into the acid pit.

If it was winter, I would throw it into the forest, I would feed it to wild pigs.

It even eats your bones, They will burn your liver.

Wow friend. Everyone turned out to be crazy.

Auntie, you cut the husband off. You've already put it in the closet.

Little by little in the evenings You must be feeding it to the boy, huh?

Repentance repentance.

-We have a seat at 11.30, sir. -[door sound]

[Cevat breaths]

[angrily] Sıtkı!

[screams] Sıtki, where are you?

These two... covered in plaster I will erect your statues!

Why?

Because... in this world, Cevat Bakır A statue is erected for the person who makes it crooked twice.

Find me Maniac Kerim!

I will sew!

I will sew!

Karim?

I wonder if Shall we go somewhere on the weekend?

How long have you been finding opportunities from your jobs? We couldn't have a holiday, could we?

Whatever you have to do now...

It's okay, my wife.

[phone rings]

Sir?

[Aslı] Kerim! How many times have we talked, So that we won't talk on the phone at the table.

-Honey, they are calling for work. -You are setting a bad example for the child!

Mother. My father is on the phone at the table since you can talk

I can collect Pokemon too, right?

Did you see, Kerim? Have you seen?

[Kerim] What does it have to do with it, Aslı?

Mom is right dad You are setting a bad example for me.

-[Aslı] You shut up Ruhi! -[Ruhi] But mother!

Hello, I'm listening to you.

Maniac. I have a job for you.

There are two people I want you to find.

There is a body that they could not bury and lost.

After burying the body Should I bury them too?

No!

Pack it up and bring it home!

I'll eat those two at home!

Well, have it your way.

Oh Maniac, I know There is a very good lawyer

If you want, go and talk.

Either divorce the woman next to you...

...or go shoot him in the head somewhere.

I didn't understand, when I came Should I buy five bags of plaster?

[laughs and sniffs]

I can't come with you, my dear.

[Asli laughs]

I already knew, I wasn't surprised at all, I'm not surprised at all.

Whenever we make a plan You'll have a job right away. Give up.

-Honey, I'll join you when I finish the job. -Of course, it always happens that way.

[message voice]

[laughs]

What happened Kerim, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing, Kerim?

What happened? Did you get a message, from whom?

It's all two.

Villa... It was easy.

I'll finish the work and come to you tomorrow.

Mom, I think dad is lying.

[Aslı] Don't interfere with the elders' business, Ruhi!

See, even the child understood, Even a child understood Kerim.

Of course it's my fault, why am I asking you?

Take the child and go on vacation by yourself. Isn't it? Go away. But there you go...

So, when Kerim is done with his work anyway, joins us. If it ends, of course...

Their work never ends, right? [laughs]

Are those five bags of plaster or what? Don't think I didn't hear that either...

...whatever the password is.

[message voice]

[ambulance sound]

There is an emergency bleeding patient! Run away! Urgent! Run away, run away from there!

-Urgent! It's bleeding! His brain exploded! -[moaning]

[Altan] Gürkan, brother, we made a plan But then make sure nothing happens.

[Gürkan] No bro, Trust your brother.

A beautiful thing happened. Of course, of course. He's bleeding, his brain exploded!

Run away! Have we reached that elevator yet? okay, bro!

-Here you go! -To the autopsy immediately.

-Brain hemorrhage! It should bleed. His brain is bleeding! -Wait a minute, wait a minute!

-Is this the patient who had a brain hemorrhage? -This doctor...

It had such a wing, so many wings. Look! From here it flowed like this.

We collected and cleaned it with napkins etc. We put it in a garbage bag and took it with us.

Now for the autopsy...

Well, we were aware of it, but that's it. We weren't expecting it quickly.

I drive a little faster I used it, sir.

OK, we'll handle it. Now prepare the operating room...

Also prepare the saw. Let's open the skull.

-What are you going to uncover? -We will open your head.

No, I'm fine, I'm fine. I am good. I swear I have nothing.

My nose bled a little.

Of course, of course, my child. You'll be fine, don't worry.

Your child... but, I'm fine, I say.

I already left the car running.

Look, I left it at the entrance of the ambulance.

-Take it away! Take it away! -No, no...

I blocked the ambulance route.

[Altan] I'm really fine.

The plan you will make... I am Gürkan!

[Altan shouts]

[Altan] Let it go!

-Good duties. -Thanks.

Which way was this autopsy?

From the stairs on the right Go down to minus one, just to the left.

Are you that girl in silence? You know, that's what he does.

Here you go, sir.

Don't let your smiling face fade.

[beeps]

Brother, I swear there is nothing wrong with me.

I really don't have anything. Don't do anything to me, brother.

I don't know, I have to do something If you want, give me a muscle relaxant

Or, I don't know, pull my teeth, bro. remove my nail.

But don't open my mind.

-[saw sound] -[Altan shouts]

Brother, please don't do anything to me!

I have two grams of mind, I might lose that too Then I'll stay like this crazy man.

God damn you Gürkan.

Narcosis.

[Altan is in tears] Don't give me narcosis, it will happen!

Oh my God, don't open my head!

[sighs]

Doctor, you are a competent man. Look, you look alike. Please don't do it.

[fighting sounds and shouts]

What the hell is going on?

[fight sounds]

Doctor brother?

[machine sounds]

[sticker sound]

[whispering] Brother Şahin?

Oh...

More dead than alive It was troublesome, I swear, look.

Death doesn't suit you at all.

Come on, let's go.

Bismillah...

Come on, help me out a little.

Who the hell are you? What are you doing here?

Oh! Doctor, I was waiting for you too.

Now there is confusion. It's such a mess.

Well... Normally, that friend of ours did not die.

So he died, I brought this but...

I brought the wrong man, now His family is in the cemetery...

I'll bring the other man, I hope I will take this and bury it.

Dude, what nonsense are you talking about?

Am I talking nonsense? If you love God, that is now

Is it like what you do is work here? If you love God!

Brother Şahin, come!

I'm sorry, brother Şahin. There was a mistake.

What are you doing here now anyway? You bring the man.

The man fasted all his life, He gave alms and prayed.

He will go to heaven... Whoops, what happened? What's happening?

Where? He remained in the hospital. Well, of course it doesn't work like that. Isn't that right, bro?

Let me pick you up from here now.

Your mother!

Your!

Oh, Altan, what happened to your forehead?

I'll put it into your work, Gürkan. They were almost opening my mind.

Where is the doctor?

What doctor, son? Are you high? Did you drink something here?

Now, Altan, something like this happened in the plan: Sorry for any mistake.

-I worked hard for you, I went to the doctor. -Ha?

Let it come next Wednesday around six He said I will take him for an MRI on an empty stomach.

Fuck!

-Come on, let's get out of here. -Let's go, brother.

[Gürkan] Run.

Run.

Slow!

[ambulance starts]

[siren sounds]

[siren sounds]

There is Altan, all of them I wanted to use it bro.

[female radio]Attention all vehicles! Suicide on the second bridge.

Nearby vehicles reach the scene Your transfer is kindly requested.

What is it to us brother! Is it asked from us? Let the people jump!

If he doesn't jump, see what happens.

Jump, if you're going to jump, jump.

-Are we going to save you? -[together] Jump in! Jump jump!

Look what my brother says?

[together] Jump! Jump! Jump!

Besides, we are strangers here. We don't know those places.

But if you give me a position, my lady. We can come and get you.

After a hundred meters, turn right... Or left. So anything can happen.

[woman] Please exit the ambulance channel.

[via radio] Oh! Lord of ambulances here! Here you go!

[walkie-talkie man] Come on, fuck me! I am sending you a location now.

Shut up, shut up! The girl's brother came! Shut up!

We're sorry bro, we didn't know about you.

[siren sounds]

Look, this place is out of the way, Altan. Ha?

My brother is out of the way. Come in, let's handle this.

-[conversations] -[siren sound]

[Altan]Take the detour, look back from here

[Gürkan] Our thing...

Come on...

[Altan] So... What will we do?

What are we going to do, Altan?

-We will take our brother Şahin to the side of the road. -So?

How would you know? We knew well...

Do you forgive your rights? We say goodbye.

Fuck it. Repentance repentance.

Here you go.

[Altan] Run away.

-[phone voice] -[stretcher sound]

[phone voice]

Where are you now?

80 kilometers left to Ankara.

What about? It's almost time.

-Did you hit the road? -[Aslı] Uh-huh.

Do you know what I'm saying, Kerim?

I wonder if they can pick you up via Ankara? Should we continue on our way?

No, no, you go.

I will be early tomorrow morning I will finish the work and come to you.

I might even finish the job in a bit.

I'll call you soon, my dear.

Hello?

Hello!

-[skating sound] -[Ruhi is afraid]

[skating sound]

-Mom, what are you doing? -I'm going to get your father!

- So, were we going to go on vacation? -You're going to grandma's, Ruhi!

Oh what a beautiful world!

Let my father travel with the wives Let Ruhi eat rice pudding at her grandmother's.

[surprised exclamation]

-[angry shout] -[gas sound]

Ugh!

What happened? Why did you stop?

Brother to man's mind Thousands of things are coming.

-What's coming? - Now look, we're going to bury this, right?

For example, a dog smells this. If he takes it and digs it up and takes out the bones

People see this If they call the police...

So?

Then the police come, I don't know. from our fingerprints,

from our retina test, our nails from the meat between them, that is, from the DNA test

I don't know, it didn't happen on the corpse. My hair may fall out,

My arm hair, my hair may fall off.

Find us from there and put it on Don't let them catch you, bro.

No, the midwife's is Altan. Walk, if you love God.

Brother, don't say that, look. What do we watch in TV series every day?

Won't they say later, Şahin's men They killed this, they will replace it with click

Well, they caught us from there.

What if... go Altan, walk If you love God

until the morning You're watching nonsense,

Then you make things up and play around with it.

Come on, don't worry Let me say the Bismillah and walk away.

Look, there is one place ahead.

[tired breaths]

Damn!

What are you doing!

Altan, it won't be like this.

[Gürkan] You are right. We need to find another solution.

Look, for example, now I'm thinking

Actually, if this is the case If only it were that easy

Brother Cevat, we need professionals like us. He wouldn't give me this job, let me tell you.

Brother, we don't have a pickaxe or a shovel anyway.

How will we dig? Are we going to dig with our hands like a dog?

I don't dig.

Ugh!

So ours is a more beautiful place We need to find it.

So out of sight, out of mind.

Such people don't even want to enter. There must be a place for them to be afraid.

Damn!

I found!

My son...

Where is my grandfather? so that it is valued on time

land on top of a mountain They had pooped.

-So? -Let's bury it there.

Altan, what if we were to go there? Your grandfather will shoot us from...

Let him shoot!

Let the bodies of all three of us remain on my grandfather's shoulders.

Should he languish in prison?

-You are feared. -Why the hell?

I have reached this age...

-...in my life, there is as much fun as you, -Thank you, brother.

-As dishonest as you, -Thanks.

-As dishonorable as you, -Your kindness.

A man as childish as you I didn't see it.

-Would an altan sell his grandfather? -I don't know if it will sell.

I love you more every day, do you know?

Me too, you too, me too!

-Here you go. -Come on. Let's go.

[conversations]

Why don't these idiots bury the body?

-Come on. -God... Come on.

[Gürkan] Let's see.

Come on bro. Bismillah.

Come on.

[march sound]

-Come on! -He doesn't take it.

[march sound]

What the hell?

[march sound]

Well, brother, this has no gasoline!

So what you do Let me put it in, Gürkan.

-Just do your job properly, bro. -Your mother Altan, your mother.

-Do a job properly. -If you love God.

While I'm stealing the ambulance Will I check the gas of all cars?

Oh, so I'm just going to do one thing like this?

And steal the car So am I going to do this?

If you had looked... If you had looked.

How will we carry this now?

What to carry bro? The man is like the corpse of an infidel.

Ugh!

-[Lower exclamation] -Infidel.

-Altan, I found it! -What did you find?

-Do you have credit? -What are you saying?

Let me see.

Look now.

[bell sound]

Well I know.

We are not members of the same religion but so what happens

Help me succeed in this work.

After having the tow truck stolen Everyone took me for a fool.

I found this job very difficult.

Please don't let this happen to me again Beware of troubles.

Amine.

["I Asked the Yellow Flower" plays on the phone]

I am very sorry.

Here?

Er... Yes. "The road to heaven funeral services."

Ha... Of course, of course.

Haydar Pasha... Of course, of course. I'm coming right away. Immediately.

[man] I'll do my job and come back.

[Gürkan approves exclamation]

-Did it happen? -It was very nice.

-You became a shaht, a shahbaz. -Kay!

[Altan] Oh.

Should we go into the ambulance business, Altan?

That's all that's left bro.

-[vehicle approaches] -[spitting sound]

[vehicle stops]

Stay sad, sad.

-Good evening. -Good evening, teacher.

-Is this the deceased? -This is the late teacher sir.

[Gürkan] This is the deceased, Now, teacher, there is a situation like this.

Well... Now we see it on TV. Repentance is astaghfirullah.

This happens in mafia movies and stuff.

After the deceased died They put it in this coffin.

In the coffin with a suit like this It just stands there.

-Yes. -I wonder if we're buying that suit?

Or, uh... is the church doing something?

And now they're putting make-up on it or something.

-We repent and ask for forgiveness. -We don't want anything like that.

Because we want our brother to have his own We want him to be buried with the beauty of that light.

So... Do you have anything, by the way, uh... Pickaxe and shovel? To bury.

-There is, of course there is. -Oh, beautiful, beautiful.

And we do something very interesting. We saw it here. Well...

We will ask you something about it, because you are an expert.

Can you come for a second?

Now here...

[fighting sounds and shouts]

Dear Altan, to carry the funeral The best way is a hearse, brother.

-This much. -That's right bro, bravo.

Damn! There's a spin, son!

-Has... We'll get caught. -No. Calm down.

-I swear, we will be caught, brother. -No Altan, calm down.

-Brother, we will be caught. -Altan, calm down, look now.

You will get me caught too. Don't do anything, stop.

My son.

Look Altan, we are carrying funerals We are two clergy, calm down brother.

-He says pull over. -Pull it, brother, nicely.

[Altan heavy breathing]

Just don't open your mouth, okay? Leave it to me

Good evening.

[stutters] Good evening... Good evening. Good job, officer.

Well... Brother Kirkor, you Didn't you take a vow of silence?

[radio sounds]

God bless you my child.

-Mr. Priest... -Not a priest, father! My child.

But you treat me like my other children You can say daddy.

-Daddy? -Darling?

We're looking for two outlaws, They carry a corpse with them.

[laughs]

Isn't it just like us? with a dead body.

Brother Kirkor, why are you Don't you continue your prayer of silence?

Here you go, my child.

If you see two such outlaws

their suffering souls that we will pray for

[tearful] their their hearts extinguished by grief...

...their hearts roasted in pain...

...trying to find themselves to their souls

You can be sure we will help you.

Please notify the police Pray or light a candle.

Whatever you do But let us know first.

I will also pray for the police.

We will pray for you too You can rest assured.

[chants]

[they chant together]

[in tune] Mitsubishi. The King... the King. Smiling face.

[policeman clears his throat]

God bless you my child.

-Good evening. -Good evening.

[exclamations of strain]

[motorcycle sound]

[tearful breaths]

Brother, please don't hurt me, brother.

Please.

What do you say, my child?

Brother... Brother, there were two of them.

They had an ambulance. One was brunette, the other was brunette.

Inside the hearse wearing father's clothes

They took the hearse and ran away, brother.

Brother, can God's car be stolen?

They will steal, my child, they will steal.

These beavers even change their religion.

Brother, may you have plenty of land.

Altan... Altan, look at these, Altan!

Ay, ay, ay!

I've been a Roman for forty years I have never seen such a column.

To look at forty virgins, We came to taste honey from your cheeks.

meeting of civilizations came to you. Here you go!

Is there a funeral? We are in mourning. But the priest's plum is our treat.

My friend said it was the priest's plum!

[yells] The girl is wrapped!

You made me tremble, you made me tremble!

We'll make you shake, mom!

Brother Ismail!

What are you doing here? They are waiting for you at the coffee shop.

Okay I don't like it, come Let's play billiards, dear.

Regards, brother. Altan, go Altan!

Altan bas Altan...

From now on, our uncle Are we going to fuck Altan! Go!

Look at the bottom, there is a light over there.

Go over there and see what's there.

Get out of here...

But there is a crowd, huh?

[Gürkan] Altan!

We fell into your wife's source, brother.

-Come on. -Brother, wait a minute.

-How will we pay the bill? - Leave the account, let it be left to the judgement.

-Come on, let's flow into the atmosphere, brother. -Come on!

Altan...

-[Altan] Ay ay ay! -Sh!

-Light bulbs! Look, walk now. -[music sound from the bar]

Don't be rude, don't be rude.

[Gürkan] Welcome, good evening.

We don't buy without a roof, bro.

[Altan] Oh my God.

But we are priests. It's all a sin for us.

Of course, brother, let's hit the bread and mushaf. Oh I swear like this look

We don't even have a roof at home, it's open like this.

-With your permission, my child. -Ha.

Now your boss has called us. He said, let them come and talk about something.

Of course, we immediately gathered the whole community. We left it inside and came running.

So the great Salvador Dali as he said,

-"It takes courage to help. -[Altan clears throat]

"It is necessary to sleep next to your coy lady."

God bless you my child.

God bless you, my child. Here you go.

[disco music throughout the stage]

Brother, what is this!

Altan is my favorite guy, look, he's on the right!

[Altan] Ay ay ay!

We have come to a very beautiful place.

Brother, let's set the table.

-[disco music] -[Gürkan exclamation]

What are you looking at? Didn't you hear me?

Can't you hear my brother?

What did he say to you? He said equip the table, Come on, set the table.

We are the monks of Cevat Bakır.

Go say hello to your boss and set up the table.

Of course sir.

Is it ok?

What the hell is a monk?

I did something to make it more shaped.

Brother, if you could also understand, You don't understand at all.

My son is in this mafia business Our future is very clear.

-Boss, Cevat Bakır's junkies have arrived. -Junkies?

-What is junkie, son? -Yes boss.

"We are Cevat Bakır's junkies," they said.

They are in that lodge.

[disco music]

What the hell are these?

What kind of goods does Ulan Cevat produce? If you are making them drink now

...they are like a crusader army He's wandering around.

[sighs]

Ok son, whatever they want Give me a nice guest.

I don't want to bother at night.

[disco music]

Will you take a shot, son? Come on.

Where are you traveling like that?

-[putting sound] -[sigh]

What are you doing, son?

Don't you see, mom? I am dividing the goods.

What to whom and to whom after your divorce? I take out the lock.

You're fine again, mom, look, it's your 18th birthday. Nowadays, my father buys the car.

[fearful shout]

Spiritual! you to your grandmother Don't make me regret not leaving you.

I couldn't miss my father's arrest.

[sighs]

-[call tone] -[Asli sniffs]

-Hello my love? Have you been to Ankara? -[music sound]

-It's been a long time, my dear. -[Aslı] Hmm.

[disco music]

-Is that the sound of music coming from behind, Kerim? -[music sound]

[disco music]

So... Yes, customers can relax We took him to the entertainment.

Why make customers relax? Are you working, Kerim?

Are you a masseur or a real estate agent?

Also tell me Who are those customers to me?

Who are they? Who are those women? who is that woman? Who's that? Who? Who?

Wife, we talked about these many times.

-[sighs] -[gas sound]

["U Can't Touch This" plays]

Damn Hamdi... Have you ever seen Totoş?

Come on, let me show you two totos.

Oh look, totosh.

[music continues]

This is monogamy my Gürkan We're putting an end to it tonight.

I've always had one in my hand for thirty years. always a handprint.

Forget about these Altan, I have two, what happened?

Look, one is Elizabeth and the other is Elanor.

Never mind these, bro.

-Smell the air. -[Altan smells]

Oh!

Look what it smells like.

-It smells like perfume. -What perfume?

It smells like a woman, bro.

Woman...

-[woman] Ah! -[music stops]

-What are you doing bear! -[women] What's going on?

Sorry, I'm so sorry.

Sorry bro. My friend is crazy

so he did that, He doesn't know what he's doing.

-[Gürkan] Sorry. -What the hell is he crazy about? Is this faking?

My brother said, look, this is it. He said, "I swear, this is it, go and check it out."

"Go, are there any melons?" he said. "Is everything in place?" he said.

This is what brother said.

What kind of talk are you talking about? About my fiancée?

That's what I said, brother.

I said, "What kind of talk are you talking about?" "About the wife of the world," I said.

"They won't let you plow that field," I said.

There is someone who eats that fruit. "They won't make you smell it or make you eat it," I said.

-Didn't I tell you, Altan? -You didn't say that!

-How did I not say that? -You didn't say that!

You see two girls here, your head You are playing and lying.

-Actually, you are lying. -I apologize on behalf of my friend.

-Why are you burying me? -Stop it!

Are you a missionary?

Hoot!

We are missionaries...let me put it.

Atatar throws, a Tatar man... he throws!

-[gunshots] -[shouting]

[shouting]

Hamdi.

[yelling] Hamdi!

-Did he say Hamdi? - Hamdi said.

Well then, there is nothing for us.

-Good morning my baby. -Regards, brother.

I leave it like this.

Kill them!

-In that case... -Kill it!

...three... run away!

How many times have we talked about these, my dear?

[Ruhi] My father is curling it, mother!

[Aslı] Shut up Ruhi!

[shouting]

I need to hang up, honey.

[car driving away sound]

[bullet sounds]

God damn you Gürkan!

-God damn you. -Don't get into trouble!

Whatever happens to us is yours. This trouble is coming because of your reading, brother.

Brother, you killed the men's Hamdi!

Did I kill you willingly, Altan?

I already became a murderer at a young age.

I swear to God, you are making me sin.

And in what faith does such a thing exist?

[imam crying] Repentance, repentance.

I swear if you make a mistake

your funeral prayer tomorrow I will perform it.

Hamdi, for our brother Arif He was a very valuable friend.

Oh patience!

For the cat person.

Oh God's maniac Look at the situation it has put us in.

early in the morning big men gathered

We are performing funeral prayers for a cat.

-How did you know Hamdi Bey? -[congregation] We knew well.

-Do you forgive your rights? -[congregation] Well done.

-Do you forgive your rights? -[congregation] Well done.

-Do you say goodbye? -[congregation] Well done.

[ferry sounds]

[Arif] Thank you.

Thanks friends.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks friends.

[breathing sound]

Good luck Cevat.

You're in the dust business.

What powder are you talking about, Arif, I don't understand?

Sending your junkies and killing my Hamdi You will pay a heavy penalty, Cevat.

[Cevat angry shout]

[sighs]

Which idiot is me? If the unknowing Cat infected Arif

-[Arif] Thank you. -Find it and bring it to me.

My Altan, look here Coşkun Ana has her place.

Shouldn't we slide something there, bro?

Let's skate bro.

Man, what crazy people there are.

Man calls his daughter Coşkun Does the brother name it?

I swear to god.

Is that my thing? There is a girl named Mustafa I know.

You are so beautiful bro You are a liar.

[Gürkan] I'm hungry bro, hopefully There is something beautiful, huh.

Altan look here They loved foreigners.

[Altan laughs]

They love tourists, tourists.

-Foreign currency, foreign currency. -[laughs]

We don't have any money, bro. What will they like?

-May God keep you laughing, brother. -Amen brother. Come on.

[door closes]

[Altan] What the hell is this?

We came to the horse thieves' tavern Fuck it. Look at the types.

[yells] Innkeeper!

Dude, what the hell is the innkeeper?

Don't be subtle, just to keep it in shape.

Here you go. What would you buy?

-What should we buy? -What you can get here is important.

How?

Such shabby places have their own They have special dishes, bro... You know...

Well... We are this Coşkun Ana's We are curious about their skills.

From Coşkun Ana's talents You will be very pleased.

He adds himself to the food.

[Altan laughs]

How?

Coşkun The main dish, its meat and water...

...he adds from his heart.

Then let's take it from the meaty part.

Exactly. Let it be such thick, thick, lumpy meat.

-Let it be a lot of meat. -Aye.

Or what do you do to us? Wait a minute, wait a minute bro.

Give us two of Coşkun's.

Two of Coşkun's. I want mine well cooked.

Exactly.

Coskun Mother. Two servings of yours.

-Let one of the crystals cook well. -Crystal... So what?

Crystal? I haven't seen anyone finish it yet.

Brother... Where is it here? Did you like foreigners?

Gentlemen? Which one of you wanted it very cooked?

Just in time, get started.

[Coşkun grumbles]

Brother, I am a lesbian. I don't eat meat.

Let this one eat Coşkun's.

Waiter...

I also have a portion I want Coşkun's.

But the portions here are small.

If you can't finish it, it will cry after you.

[fighting sounds and shouts]

[Kerim is out of breath]

I told you the portions here are small.

[moaning]

[door opens]

[door closes]

What if we had a man like this?

Tough as the Italian mafia...

...as ruthless as the Japanese Yakuza...

...as stubborn as the Albanian mafia We would be bro.

What the hell is stubborn?

Fuck the Albanians. If he were Japanese, that would be enough for us, bro.

[lighter sound]

-Brother, respect. -Hello brother.

Is the vehicle yours?

Which... No bro, This is not ours. We find it very nice--

Vehicle, child of God.

Like everything else in the forest, it is God's.

-Isn't that right, brother Kirkor? -That's right.

My vehicle left me below You can take it to a repairman now.

-Of course. -But the car is not yours, it is God's.

All cars belong to God. Angut!

What the hell? What's up?

Angutyo. Father Angutyo.

Brother Kirkor.

take you wherever you want We can take it there.

[mouth clucks]

[muffled car noise]

-[Kerim] Is that the funeral behind? -[Gürkan] Yes, my child.

Where are you taking it?

-My grandfather once-- -To our grandfather.

We are the grandchildren of Santa Claus...

Our brother's last wish He was to be buried in the family cemetery.

St. Nicholas?

-No, Şahin... -But later he became a Muslim.

Now, of course, our brother's last wish. It won't happen if we don't fulfill it. He's the biggest.

-Has... Dad. -Uncle Necmi.

[shooting sound]

[bullet impact sound]

[skating sounds]

[shooting sound]

[bullet impact sound]

Was he mentally ill?

[tapping sounds]

-Our father... This is what happens to us. -So...

When you don't bury him in the family cemetery The guy resurfaced.

[door sound]

May God accept it. Helva is number ten.

Bon appetit, Bahri.

Remind me when you die, also your halva I'll roast it.

Our children are in the hearse The boss saw you coming to this place.

[car passes]

Here, what did you want?

Human flesh.

I eat people.

Then you've come to the right place.

The most favorite dish of our establishment I recommend Coşkun's one.

Now forget about the food...

Did you see two crusaders passing through here?

Let's show you, mom.

[gunshots]

to Hamdi's Mawlid Call their relatives too.

Bro, what were you doing?

[whispering] Mafia, mafia.

With real estate.

[whispering] Definitely the mafia.

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

Hello, my wife?

Who will I be with my dear? We tour villas with customers.

Don't worry, Kerim, I'll show you around.

My love, why are you talking so suggestively?

[Altan laughs]

[wind noise]

Hello?

Hello, my wife? Hello?

-Brother aunt-- -I will kill anyone who says a word.

If we find a gas station, let's go in.

I need to squeeze the juice from the meat. Do you understand?

So I have to make the child cry.

Kirkor.

Well... Our church is also in Balat...

...Brother Kirkor also constantly Because it is attached to the environment

He talks like this, sorry.

Does it suit you, Kirkor? Brother, such rudeness?

You are so right, I am sorry, Father Angutyo.

[lip movements]

Do you want anything? I'm going to buy something for my in-laws, brother.

Is it water or something?

[phone rings]

-Hello dear? -Don't start from your life!

Where are you?

We stopped at a gas station on the side of the road. The body is with us.

Damn, I wanted you to travel with them? did I keep it? Bring the guys!

-[crow voice] -[gunshot]

Well, they haven't buried the body yet.

If they can't bury you, you will!

Or I will come and bury you all.

-Cat Arif! -Is the cat Arif?

What are you doing with Cat Arif?

-Did you kill Hamdi? -Did they kill Hamdi?

[exclamation of strain]

-[toilet sound] -Oh!

-[peeing sound] -[shout of relief]

I'm sorry bro I accidentally caught my eye

-This is pretty big. -[man] It is big.

I missed it so much once. Can I hold it?

You need to grasp it with both hands.

Repentance repentance.

We get... Wow, wow, wow.

[peeing sound]

Just think about this Imagine putting it in a person's mouth.

[man] That's the most enjoyable thing anyway.

Look what I'll do.

[throat exclamations]

[laughs]

Once you hold it in your hand, you can do it again One doesn't want to let go, right?

I never want to leave from this. I miss you already so...

It's completely different. Anyway, thank you very much.

[sniffles]

[man sighs]

[man] I'm relieved.

May God curse you, the people of Lut.

[Lower breath]

-What are you doing? -What did you do, brother?

-Did you drop the button into the well? -No--

-Cat Arif is outside. -Who is Cat Arif?

Because you killed his cat Someone who is very angry at you.

[laughs] Dude, you did it too. We're sorry, it's over.

What, because we killed his cat? Will the man kill us?

He hit his cat before He burned down the car factory.

The company had to leave the country.

Gürkan... us!

Brother Kirkor, always in our sermons You forget what we say.

What do we say?

Don't act with your dirty tongue, otherwise ... you without reason.

Now leave these priest's feet behind.

I know what you're up to. Cevat Bakır sent me.

[surprised exclamations]

Altan, look, brother Cevat, He sent a man to protect him.

Thank you.

Yes, I have been assigned to protect you.

Okay, go ahead and protect it then.

I don't understand?

Didn't brother Cevat send you? to protect us.

-Yes. -Okay, go ahead and protect it then.

-Protect us, go ahead. -Protect us here.

Go ahead and protect it.

Damn idiots, out there There are a lot of armed men...

...we were stuck inside the market. How can I protect you?

[talking with lip movements]

[door opens]

Oh, priest, are you here yet?

Well... That's how I was looking.

Yıldırım teams chief is here.

Oh, I met your brother, I met you in the toilet.

What a big thick thing he has, do you know?

If he finds the body, he'll bury us all.

Gentlemen, I think I am I figured out how to get rid of it.

Huh.

Here it is now...

Fuck your mother!

Yıldırım Teams Chief Kenan! Disappear!

[conversations]

Chief...

[car sounds]

...our funeral is here.

To us on this sacred journey for helping

God bless you, sir.

What does it mean, what does it mean?

-It is our duty to help the citizens. -Thank you.

I can take a look at the car if you want. Maybe the engine boiled water.

No, no, there is no need.

We have now informed the church, They will come and look.

Since the vehicle is now owned by the church

holy water to the engine We can't put anything else.

No, I said to this driver:

I said, if you don't press the clutch all the way I said, "You will dismantle the transmission."

If you floor the gas on a hill "You'll drown the car," I said.

Did I say or not? I said.

Well...

What should we do?

Then start your sacred journey We will continue with our vehicle. Ha?

God bless you, sir.

[garage door sound]

Have we ever met you before?

You've never been a stranger.

[girl] Dad.

Girl... These gentlemen They are the grandchildren of Santa Claus.

From the father's side.

Their brother's funeral They were taking him to the church of St. Nicholas.

I wonder if your brother died while climbing down the chimney?

-No, shoot him in the head-- -No, his head is stuck.

-To where? -To the door.

To the normal bus door.

It's stuck like this.

Repentance is astaghfirullah. Müjde Ar like a car He squeezes his head while riding.

Shouldn't it move after that?

Sliding between the wall on the bus Pieces of blood come from here.

Municipality workers picking it up with tweezers...

They engraved it.

Dead.

I wonder how the market for these is now?

So, for example, does this car burn a lot?

Don't worry about that, Father. We will leave you.

Thank you.

No, you drop us off at the city center.

We rent a car and continue our journey.

Damn driver!

So the driver brother...

These beautiful people want to do good deeds, You are putting stones in front of them.

Isn't it so?

Like that.

We're already on our way.

Besides, we don't get bored on the road either.

We don't get bored either. Let's go and see.

I never get bored either.

[Altan] We travel.

Thank you very much.

[car sounds]

Thank you very much.

...look at the junkies of the slope. Now the scoundrels have taken refuge in the state.

Anyway... Somewhere there must be These will stay.

Then we separate the two.

[horse neighing]

The mice that cat Arif is after I found out who you are, Sıtkı.

We're hitting the road.

What if Nizam Baba hears?

Vacation is over for Cevat Bakır!

[horse neighs]

-[Cevat grumbles] -[dog breathing]

-[clicks] -[sighing sound]

-Take it. -What is this now?

Go and set up Father Gentlemen's tent.

If it's their tent, why are you giving it to me?

My son, while you're standing Will Father Gentlemen set up the tent?

-Come on, come on! -[Kerim breath]

This is a bit retarded, I guess.

The poor of this church It's a little slow, too.

I'd better go and help him.

Otherwise it won't be possible until the morning.

Dad, I'm twigs for the fire I'm going to collect.

-Okay girl. Don't go too far. -Ok.

[breath]

[Kenan] Make yourself comfortable.

[Altan sighs]

-My dear Altan... -Gurkan, don't worry, that girl is me.

The water is the younger one, the girl is the older one.

-I've been waiting for this moment for thirty years. -Which thirty years?

Thirty years of zero sex.

Didn't we leave you the girl in high school?

-Daughter? He had a moustache. -It suited him, though.

Thanks bro But later he became a man.

Then I will take you with your pain Let me leave it alone.

Allow me to juice some meat. Let me squeeze you in, brother.

[Altan] Damn.

The Crusaders left the place.

[wolf howl]

Fuck me! I'll show you what it is.

[calls out] Gürkan.

Gurkan, my brother.

I will ask you.

I will ask you.

-[Altan] Gürkan. -Shh! A voice comes.

Come on, we are with Leyla, brother. He's going to give you something.

[whispering] That way.

I told you, Altan.

I said, "Don't sell your brother for a girl."

"This will end badly," I said.

Did I say or didn't I say? I said.

[Gürkan] Altan?

Dear Altan, come on.

-[shouting] -[falling sound]

The water is beautiful.

I'm so sorry bro. I swear, it was such a shame.

He who goes to the moon hunts. Come on, excuse me.

[laughing] What the hell happened?

[groans]

Don't say oh, say oh. I told you Son, I said thirty years.

I said thirty years!

-Do you need help? -[Leyla is startled]

[Leyla breath]

Thank you, Father.

-I guess you don't have any friends. -He is meditating in the forest.

Okay, okay.

You also have some twigs for the fire. You can collect as many as you want.

It is possible.

I wonder if it's into the forest? Should we go more secluded?

Nook?

So there are drier things I said we will find it for him.

You know what's the worst thing in life?

Prejudice.

So sir, he is the father, the priest. It should not be said that he has nothing to do with his wife and daughter.

-What do you mean, brother? -Oh!

Altan, aren't you dead, brother?

Why am I dying? This is his child. Why am I dying, no?

-Are you following me? -If I do it, I do it.

-Are you writing to the girl? Ha? -What does it have to do with anything?

-Are you writing to the girl? -It doesn't matter.

Kesik Mehmet, Deli Yusuf, Husam Baba, Al Capone.

They're all inside.

I opened the door slowly and went in.

Before even touching their weapons I caught them all.

Wow!

What an exciting story, sir.

I swear my crotch was sweating from the attraction.

So old guys like you will clean it up so that new ones can replace them.

See once It's a murder case, there is no body.

Everyone thinks of it as a lost cause.

But I'm sure of murder.

But before that I need to find the body.

To kidnap two clever corpses They packaged it and shipped it.

He will send the minds by cargo,

Then jump on the plane They will go and pick up the cargo.

-Wow! It was very clever, though. -Ha...

They are smart but so am I I am Kenan, Yıldırım Teams Chief.

I caught those two at the airport.

[surprised exclamation]

-Guess how I caught you? -How?

When I look at it, I can recognize the criminal by his eyes.

Would it be a shame if we went to bed, sir?

No bro, I'm not sleepy.

-Sir, brother? How not? -No, I won't sleep anymore.

[laughs]

Brother, I think the forest weather hit you.

We were just about to say our evening prayers.

[Kerim's phone rings]

Sir?

[Cevat] Have you finished your work yet Manic?

I'll get it done in the morning, brother.

-Come on, guys, get up. -Whoop!

We still have a funeral to bury.

[Gürkan] Is he high?

But now it will be like a mouthpiece.

When we bury it here Will they not find its bones?

Don't worry, they won't find it.

Of course, that's easy for you to say.

They won't bother you, they will suspect us.

That no one will suspect you You can rest assured.

[Kerim] OK, this place is good.

-[Kerim] Slowly. -[Gürkan] Download.

[Altan] You download it first.

[exclamations]

[Gürkan] Slowly.

Come on, my lion.

[gasps]

I swear my back broke.

Altan, what should we do?

after this is done Shall we go for a nice massage?

Oh!

Happy ending or something.

We go to Deli Kadriye.

Don't worry, wherever you are going You will not have any back pain problems.

-How? -Where will we go?

Or to Ilıcalar?

Oh! To Ilıcalar? to Ilıcalar We love it so much bro.

Right, Altan? Last time we went with Altan.

They're getting muddy all over the place.

It's so beautiful, isn't it, Altan?

Our whole body is like this We get covered in mud and lie down.

This is how our bones get warm, Oh that would be very nice.

We are not going to Ilıcalar But you will get enough of mud.

-Now dig three graves here. -Let's dig bro.

How about three?

[low voice] You are one, I am two, this is three.

-Yay! -Come on!

-Look now... -Look, look!

For God's sake, Altan!

My brother! There is me... You're a very funny man, you know that?

I love funny guys, man.

Look, have you seen Altan? He made the joke right away.

But he doesn't laugh. [laughs]

Are you really going to bury us?

You know, Cevat sent you, brother?

Yes, he caught me. He already wanted me to bury you.

Where were you going to protect us?

You know, you were our guardian angel?

You know, the promises you made. Where are your hands?

I protect.

I protect you from yourself.

[cries]

Brother, please don't do it.

Look, brother, I haven't even become a national yet.

Okay, let's have straight runs in the team. I go out every day

But I've never been able to get into the game yet.

Brother, let me love your eyes, look.

Our brother has just died, he is not forty yet, We mourn.

Let us taste this fresh.

We haven't eaten my brother's halva yet.

Big to this world One Falcon Lion came

Shouldn't we mourn his death too?

Did you say Şahin Aslan?

[cry]

-Is Şahin dead? -[tearful] He's lying down.

Wow, Şahin brother.

-My condolences, brother, was he your relative? -He helped me a lot.

[tearful] Don't do it.

He always spoke well of you, brother.

-Right, Altan? -Yes.

So he would say "I'm Kerim" He wouldn't say anything else.

Kerim too Kerim. [sighs]

Did Cevat kill him?

Let's not call it killing, bro...

...that is, in tatters... [crying]

[gags]

We shoveled it in like this, bro.

We dusted it off.

For the wife.

For the shitty wife.

For a wife and daughter... I said. My brother I said, look, this cannot be done for a wife.

Right, Altan?

Did he kill for his wife and daughter?

Ha. Even if it's wife and wife. He's a skinny guy.

He doesn't have two friends.

We walked the whole road alone.

If only he knew Turkish. No type!

Damn!

[stutters] Sorry bro.

I mean, out of pain for my brother Gürkan. He doesn't know what he's saying.

[cries] I don't know what I'm saying.

Damn Cevat!

Now things have changed.

We will see you.

Well, Brother Kerim, look... We have been together for years. I do business with my brother.

There is never anything wrong with us, With us, documents are not lost.

You are already talking about our mafia.

-So you've seen our experiences. -Stop!

-[screams] Brother! Please. -Come here!

[Kenan] My son!

Hop!

What are you doing there at this hour?

We're getting air.

But why did you buy the coffin?

Well... Now, according to our customs

before we bury the dead We take it to sunrise for three days.

To get some air.

Gee! It was weird.

Let's get together Let's hit the road before it's too late.

Let's take it then.

[yells] My son!

Instead of gawking at Father Gentlemen, help me. Cover the coffin!

Chief...

He's a little heavy. The goods are some goods.

[Gürkan] That's why we don't do anything we are very. We feel sad.

Yes, but you too You tolerate this, my dear.

What should we do. We can't bear it.

Come on. Come on.

-In that case... -Here, come on.

-Put it away. -Let me see.

[Altan] Get on your back, what are you looking at?

Work!

Come on, work! Work properly!

[phone rings]

[Aslı] Hello Kerim. more Couldn't you sell the villas?

Come on, we are waiting for you.

I was selling it a while ago... But it didn't happen.

-Soon, hopefully. -[Aslı] Kerim, are you okay?

You sound distressed.

It is unknown why, There is a weight on me. [coughs]

[Aslı] Is it weight... Kerim, tell the truth to me. Who's on it?

Who's on you?

[Ruhi] My father goes to the villa Are there illegal floors?

[Aslı] You shut up Ruhi!

I wish you had a headache that night, Aslı.

[footsteps]

[Cevat] What the hell happened?

The guys are very professional bosses.

booby trap us They neutralized it.

Look at these.

However, this will be the last expedition of the crusaders.

We will bury them all in Anatolia.

[car drives slowly]

[car sounds]

You drive the hearse If you use it like this

It is obvious why it broke down.

Ugh!

[Kenan] Focus on your huffing business, look ahead.

That's what you get money from the church for.

[jaws mouth]

This Kirkor, Kirkor... Yunonnik.

What is Yunonnik?

What about the Galet restaurant?

Batan loves bread.

He hit the bottom.

Enema man enema man.

[smacks]

Of course.

I saw him approaching our driver as he passed by.

[Leila sighs]

What happened to us?

[Altan fake coughs]

[Altan coughs]

[coughs]

So your first lover had a moustache, huh?

Yes, brother, he had a moustache, what happens?

[Altan] Huh? He had a moustache, so what?

[lip syncs]

Have a nice journey.

I will tell you something now But don't hear it from me.

This is our Father Angutyo, coffee with milk.

It's so slightly sweet and sugary.

It's open to everyone.

Sunflower, the sunflower you know. Such a sunflower.

Fuck it. It's the ball you know. Volleyball.

It's a ball like this.

-[Gürkan pretends to cough] -[door closes]

[lip syncs]

Fly.

Traitors who left without extinguishing.

And they will burn the forest.

Destur.

[peeing sound]

I will make you lie on your grave like this.

What did you do, Maniac? Did you bury them all?

Unfortunately, things went wrong.

Understood. You do this job You won't make it without me.

I'm coming.

It'll be good bro. They also like you They can't wait to see it.

Where did our brother Cevat stay? they keep asking.

Of course, the goat with itchy butt He was playing with the shepherd's staff.

[Answer] Wait.

[bells ringing]

[Kenan shout]

Yes, finally your brother You will be able to bury him in your family cemetery.

Thank god.

Believe me, if it weren't for you We couldn't have done that, sir.

God bless you sir.

I really can't thank you enough. It's too little, Father Gentlemen.

-You took care of my daughter. -What does it mean!

That honor, that pride belongs to us.

We'd like to pay more attention, but...

...that's all I had.

My daughter is a little wild. I couldn't take care of him due to my job.

That's why she's so introverted.

Only one came to this age She didn't even have a boyfriend.

Oh, oh, oh! I understand him so well.

Brother Kirkor, I wonder if our brother Şahin Should we send him off on his final journey?

[priest] Welcome.

Welcome.

-Welcome. -Thank you.

I guess you came for the ceremony.

[undecided exclamation]

It will start soon.

Father Gentlemen are the grandchildren of St. Nicholas.

They came to bury their brother.

[excited shouts]

Our father brothers, St. Nicholas They brought his grandson's body.

Sir, Abbot Agust, I welcome you. He will be very happy to see you among us.

Thank you.

Sir, you too can join Don't you want to attend the ceremony?

No no no.

-Of course, why not? -[priest] We would be honored, sir. Here you go.

Siblings. Coffin.

-Here you go sir. -[Gürkan laughs]

Where you go?

My son, please help me, Father.

Look, look, look. Gee.

[Kenan] Is this retarded or what?

[church organ sound]

For today, we're breaking traditions a bit.

I will not give my speech as abbot.

-There are two very important guests among us. -Thank you.

They become the grandchildren of St. Nicholas.

Father Kirkor and Father Angutyo...

To make our ceremonial speech I invite you to the podium.

My brothers, from your holy voice We would like to hear a prayer.

What the hell are we going to do, huh? What are we going to do?

I don't know, it's Altan. We will read from the book from there.

[clears throat]

[Gürkan] Thank you, Father Angus.

Thank you. [clears throat]

[Gürkan takes deep breaths]

[page voice]

What the hell is this?

Dear Altan, Altan, wait a minute I'll handle it now, just a minute.

My dear friends today I will give the speech to you.

[clears throat]

-Do you know what Jesus says? -What does he say?

What does he say?

Whatever Jesus says is good.

Forget Jesus. Today I am for you

From Aziz Müslüm I will read a very beautiful couplet.

[conversations]

My dear friends, Aziz Müslüm says:

[arabesque music enters]

This is the rebellion of the despised against God.

Love and love This is the rebellion of the unloved.

This is the sin of the disordered world...

If it does, the strange people will burn the world.

I rebelled and became a sinner,

My God, who else would burn this world?

Happiness looks at us from afar.

God, who else would set the world on fire?

If it does, the strange people will burn the world.

[Altan is in tears]

Sir, excuse me. What part of the Bible was this from?

This is from your father's third album.

It was a very beautiful prayer. Father Kirkor, Father Angutyo.

You joined us Thank you very much for.

If you allow, I will attend your brother's ceremony. I would like to do it.

-Oh... -Of course. Of course.

Of course. We sincerely want it. [laughs]

Look at the Cevat freak.

He formed a crusader army from junkies.

Look at these, boss. They gathered like vultures.

Be ready.

Today from those crusaders We will take revenge on all Hamdis.

[sighs]

Hamdi, my son...

I know you see me from where you are.

Don't worry, your blood won't stay on the ground.

If you open the coffin, I want to pray.

-[Altan] Well... No way. -[Gürkan] Absolutely not.

The light on our holy brother's face

Please let it enlighten the church.

Now... Dear brother Angus He was a very unhappy person.

That's right. Terrible, unlucky It was the other one, God damn it.

[Altan] It was very ugly.

Oops! Our father was so ugly He even loved her with gloves on.

That's it.

Don't worry, no one is here He does not see the ugliness of her face.

Our church reveals its inner beauty.

Mr. Angus, no way.

[distressed breathing]

Now Mr Angus...

Our brother is already in this. The inside and the outside are the same.

He is from the 148th hub Grandson of St. Nicholas.

The man is dead bro, so when I open this what will happen? Will the man be resurrected?

Mr. Father Angus.

Brother, because our pain is great He doesn't know what he's saying. He's talking nonsense.

Right bro?

Alright.

[Angus babbles]

Okay, okay, I understand.

[church organ sound]

[phone rings]

-I'm in the monastery, brother. -You've found your perfect place.

Wait wait.

I'm on it now I'm coming to plant candles. Wait.

[Altan clears his throat]

I was coming to you too.

-Oh God, I hope it's good? -For what reason?

Hmm... Other priests,

all sins are forgiven They said we were on the day.

Me too, from our conversations in the caravan Then I realized that I could trust you.

I felt close to you.

If it's ok for you too I want to confess.

-Of course, what does that mean? -[Altan laughs]

Tell us all your secrets You can explain, my child.

[Altan] Here you go.

Sıtkı, you wait here and wait outside.

I will come and crucify these two.

[Cevat nervous breathing]

[bell sound]

Being on your side Shouldn't it be, Father?

Is it necessary?

Yes.

[whispering] Oh God.

-That means he likes it like that. -So.

[sighs]

Tell me, my child.

When I was 13, I stole chocolate from the grocery store.

Once again, the neighbor's flower pot I broke and ran away.

My daughter with such trivial sins don't waste your time.

Tell about more specific and important things.

Hmm.

Well, actually there is something, but I'm so ashamed.

There's nothing to be ashamed of, take off your clothes--

So... Your sins. Go ahead girl.

While at university at the same time I had three lovers.

Masallah. Masallah.

Sir Father?

So you're doing very well. Go ahead girl.

Explain in more detail Get rid of all your sins.

Well...

...I mean my girlfriend, all three of them were my fuckbuddy.

Were all three brothers poor?

What a poor person...let me put it. You are poor, I am poor.

-Theymotherfucker. -What the hell is a poor mother?

Poor brother from his mother.

Yes girl?

[Leyla] Dad, I'm depressed He sent me to a psychologist.

The therapies were very productive.

Every week with my psychologist We were making love for an hour.

[Leyla breath]

When I got pregnant from my psychologist I had to abort the child.

Also in my father's team He had a police friend.

Wait, I just remembered. Let me confess that too.

Girl, you know, right? Our church also has a forgiveness limit.

Father, please do not hinder my life. This is the first time I admit these.

Now... we ate.

[Gürkan] Yes.

When she has a baby from him too I saw that this is not the case.

So I started taking birth control pills.

Masallah.

Masallah.

What a good daughter! you have trained.

Father, please don't tell this to my father. Please keep it between us.

It will stay, girl, it will stay.

I can't stand this anymore.

Oh man, what are you doing!

[conversations]

[Arif] Is it even worth it?

-Sir, there is no need. -What's going on? Is that my father?

No daughter, no, sins come out It's normal to hear such sounds.

[magazine sound]

I'm here to put up a Christmas tree in your fireplace.

Ha... my father came.

[man] Where did this come from?

My son Cevat, what kind of self do you have? You're starting a cult like this.

Priests, rabbis, shrouded like that.

Where the hell did they eat animal meat?

Here it is, officer.

Hands up, gentlemen. Police.

-Where are the women? -[radio voice]

[Ruhi] I told you, mother.

My father can't even handle the marital affairs.

You shut up Ruhi!

What did I tell you, Maniac?

Go see this woman in a forest I said spray it on the head, right?

Gentlemen, put your weapons away.

-Father. -My daughter.

That's it for the prostitution operation! Because we caught the mafia boss

We will go down in history.

Only officer, there is a misunderstanding.

We came here to...

So... For confession.

You can confess your sins at the prosecutor's office Don't worry.

But to us Santa Claus They said we are their grandchildren.

Yes. Take our brother to the family cemetery They said they would bury him next to Santa Claus.

What do we know, we helped.

What the hell are you saying?

-What Santa Claus? -Is there anyone with a beard? Bellied. Ho ho ho.

Look, commissioner, I have known many fathers. But I didn't recognize Santa Claus yet.

Continue.

[police] Come on, go, go, go!

Late.

[conversations]

Look... If you don't believe us see with your own eyes.

Who is there? Open it, let me see.

[radio sounds]

Officer, we are priests. Why are you keeping us here?

Cut it, cut it, don't do taqiyya.

Let me go, let me go

I am Yıldırım Teams Chief Kenan. Leave!

Oh, stop putting on a show, you've been kicked out You keep talking about the community.

Dear wife, there is a misunderstanding. I can explain everything.

What are you involved in, Kerim?

We are devastated. While you're not there we What can we do alone with Ruhi?

Leave Ruhi in a mosque courtyard and run away.

Mom, this man won't date before 20 years.

You'd best just waste it. Buy me a new father too.

-[car starts] -Son, shut up, shut up! We are ruined! [cries]

I told you bro I said, look, our luck will turn.

Haa... Our luck will return, if that luck returns our... brother enters.

We are the disapproved children of fortune ... let me put it.

Don't say that, brother.

We have a very bright future in these mafia affairs.

I said we will walk from here I to you. Trust your brother.

[“Hep Yek 2” plays]

♪ The dice are all down again, all down ♪

♪ A thousand troubles, one piece of advice Come on, one by one ♪

♪ Sit down and count the bullets, one by one One by one, the dice are all equal to us ♪

♪ The dice are always equal, they are always equal again ♪

♪ A thousand troubles, one piece of advice Come on, one by one ♪

♪ Sit down and count the bullets, one by one ♪

♪ One by one, the dice are always equal to us ♪

♪ These guys are crazy crazy talks to someone else ♪

♪ Kerim is obviously a maniac And the dog on your waist ♪

♪ Before I even count the caste Everywhere smells like shit ♪

♪ Oh Gürkan, take this corpse No matter where you stick it! ♪

♪ The school didn't hurt you as much as you ♪

♪ Oh my God, What comes to us is only one and two ♪

♪ Dead and convoy after them ♪

♪ Death waits in ambush for you goy goy in the ambulance ♪

♪ Demons in great numbers say pull them out ♪

♪ You cannot plow someone else's field sit down and count the bullets ♪

♪ Ameno hey yo sails fora ♪

♪ Girlfriend Elizabeth on my right arm both Elanora ♪

♪ The pen is known with blood, it makes teeth clench ♪

♪ Before me is the leading brand going to heaven road funeral services ♪

♪ Hello Coşkun brother, you are wearing converse ♪

♪ Oh no, no one knows Lesbians don't eat meat ♪

♪ Hey no orbi, I'll knock you out tartar uzaban ♪

♪ The magazine makes the man dance halay to your heart's content ♪

♪ He filled up, he saw the trigger, he threw gasoline ♪

♪ Then you will say You made me shiver, you made me shiver ♪

♪ Always Eat, Always Eat, Always Eat, Always Eat, Always Eat, Always Eat ♪

♪ Always Eat, Always Eat ♪

♪ The dice are all down again ♪

♪ A thousand troubles, one piece of advice Come on, one by one ♪

♪ Sit down and count the bullets, one by one ♪

♪ One by one, the dice are always equal to us ♪

♪ The dice are always equal, they are always equal again ♪

♪ A thousand troubles, one piece of advice Come on, one by one ♪

♪ Sit down and count the bullets, one by one ♪

♪ One by one, the dice are always equal to us ♪