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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,620 Gravity Falls S01E18 Land Before Swine 2 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:11,730 Focus, deputy. Remember your trainin'. 3 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:13,880 Easy, easy... 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,520 You're almost there. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,650 Dang it! I almost got the treasure! 6 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:24,200 The time we spend together is treasure enough. 7 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:26,170 Hey! You feel that? 8 00:00:31,170 --> 00:00:33,170 Reckon we should report that. 9 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:36,310 Or go for a ride in our new convertible! 10 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,550 Ladies and Gentlemen, 11 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:26,390 Continuing our mystery tour, 12 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:29,360 You'll see the world famous outhouse of mystery. 13 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,170 I got stuck in there once! 14 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,600 Could I go to the bathroom? 15 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,570 Save all questions until after the tour. 16 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:39,470 And up ahead if you look really closely-- 17 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:41,180 Everybody get your cameras, 18 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:43,180 You're gonna want to see this... 19 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:44,610 Finally, Waddles, 20 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,610 We have the whole house to ourselves! 21 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:49,220 What do you think, dance party? 22 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:52,190 I'm not hearing a no! 23 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,390 Uh-oh, cuddle time. Ha ha ha! 24 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:31,130 Waddles, can I tell you a secret? 25 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,160 You're my favorite pig in the whole world. 26 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:43,500 Mabel! What are you doing on the floor? 27 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,310 Being cute and great. 28 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:47,180 And I thought your brother was weird. 29 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:50,450 No, he's more like, "Oh! Let's solve a mystery! 30 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,410 I kiss a pillow with Wendy's face drawn on it." 31 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:56,380 Ha ha! That's pretty good! Kissin' a pillow. 32 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:58,520 Go! Go! Chew that pant leg! 33 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:03,360 All right, outside. Now! 34 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:05,360 No! Grunkle Stan! 35 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:07,430 It's not safe for waddles outside. 36 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:10,260 There's predators! And barbecuers! 37 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:11,570 That's just the natural order. 38 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,270 It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious. 39 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,370 He should be inside like a person. 40 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:19,110 People don't roll around in their own filth. 41 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,210 Except for Soos. 42 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,110 And we're the lesser for it! 43 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,280 Maybe we're the ones who should be put outside. 44 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,280 Huh? Huh? Think about it! 45 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,150 Today's the day, Soos. Thanks for coming along on this mission. 46 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:34,590 Dude, it's an honor. 47 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,190 Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement. 48 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:38,590 There's something hiding in these woods. 49 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:41,200 Something big enough to rip the roof off a car. 50 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:43,200 If we get a photo of this thing, we'll be heroes! 51 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:44,370 Yeah, we'll get all the babes. 52 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,370 You'll be fending off smooches with a stick! 53 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,570 Ha ha! Shut up, man. 54 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,270 With a stick, dude. 55 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,310 Here. Give me a boost. 56 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,510 Oof! Got it. 57 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:57,510 Uhh. Is sap supposed to be this sticky? 58 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:59,280 If everything goes according to plan, 59 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,620 The creature will grab that steak, 60 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,320 Cross through the string, 61 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:05,150 And set off cameras a, b, and c. 62 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:06,420 And nothing can go wrong. 63 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:07,460 High five. 64 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:11,560 This was poorly planned. 65 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:20,200 - Hey, you! - Me? 66 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,170 - Sick of constantly dropping your baby? - Yes! 67 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:24,470 Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi, 68 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:27,140 And what you need is the huggy wuvvy tummy bundle! 69 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,110 I can hold ten babies at once! 70 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:30,580 I know what you're thinkin'-- "Does it work for pigs?" 71 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,410 Yeah, it does work for pigs, stupid! 72 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,280 Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours! 73 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,420 It works for p-I-I-I-I-gs! 74 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,160 Grunkle Stan! 75 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:43,390 I'm off to get a huggy wuvvy tummy bundle! 76 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:47,300 Yeesh! Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig enough? 77 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,460 Nope. Anyway, I need you to look after 78 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,170 This little gentleman while I'm gone. 79 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:55,440 Not now, kid. I got some tourists comin' through. 80 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:58,170 Grunkle Stan, I know you're not crazy about Waddles. 81 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,140 He's a fat, naked jerk! 82 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:01,510 But you do care about me. 83 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:03,580 Promise me you won't let him outside? 84 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,280 Fine! Yeah, yeah, I promise. 85 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,150 Thanks, Grunkle Stan! 86 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:12,550 I'm watching you, pig. 87 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:18,090 We did it! It tripped the wire! 88 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,360 Somewhere in these cameras is a photo of that creature! 89 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,430 I'll go develop the film. 90 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,300 I'll go make us victory nachos. 91 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:25,300 Dipper and Soos for life! 92 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,440 And here, ladies and gentlemen, 93 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:29,570 Is our final exhibit, 94 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:32,170 The most hideous creatures known to man! 95 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:35,580 Oh, it's us! 96 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:38,150 Right, right. We... 97 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:39,250 We have fun here. 98 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,350 But seriously, folks, 99 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,150 This is something. 100 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:43,280 I present to you 101 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,250 A unicorn made out of corn: 102 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:47,160 The cornicorn! 103 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,520 I-I don't know. I'm tired. 104 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:53,130 What the--?! 105 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,560 What a rip-off! 106 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,600 Kids, we're leaving. 107 00:05:57,630 --> 00:05:59,430 No! Noooo! 108 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,170 Grrr. You! 109 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:05,540 Come on, come on... 110 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:10,310 That's a wing! 111 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:12,150 If camera b got the wing, 112 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,320 Then the one that should have got the rest is... 113 00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:16,120 Camera c! 114 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,450 The creature! 115 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:22,220 Who wants victory nachos? 116 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:24,330 No! 117 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,330 Dude, don't worry. 118 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,490 I only ate like a third of 'em. 119 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,300 Half of 'em. 120 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,160 I ate all of 'em, dude. 121 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:34,570 Just ten minutes without this pig in the house, 122 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,340 Is that so much to ask? 123 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,170 There. If Mabel asks... 124 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,110 This never happened. 125 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,480 "Oh, but Grunkle Stan! It's not safe out there! 126 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:46,580 There's predators!" Oh, brother. 127 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:55,460 I can't believe you, man! 128 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:58,630 Sorry, dude. I was just so excited! Nachos cause excitement. 129 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:02,260 Soos, no offense, but you gotta be more careful sometimes. 130 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,040 I'm mean, what are the 131 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,810 odds we'll ever get another picture of the-- 132 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:15,140 Dude, did you see that? 133 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,180 That thing was a dinosaur, bro! 134 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,310 How is it possible a dinosaur survived 65 million years? 135 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:22,120 Did you see it, Mr. Pines? 136 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,450 - Mr. Pines? - It-- 137 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,490 - It took him. - Took what? 138 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,120 The pig. It took Waddles. 139 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,560 What'd you say about waddles? 140 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:34,300 Oh, whoa. Awkward silence. 141 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:41,910 What's going on? Why are you standing around and where's Waddles? 142 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:45,200 The good news is, you're gettin' a puppy! 143 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:47,480 - What happened? - Well, see, 144 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,610 Uh, when the-- 145 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:50,380 The pig got eaten by a p-terodactyl, bro. 146 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:51,580 What?! 147 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:53,520 Waddles? Waddles! 148 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:56,250 Where did he go?! How did this happen?! 149 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,460 Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside? 150 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:03,260 What?! No! I didn't put him anywhere! 151 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,500 I'm not acting suspicious! 152 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:05,600 You're acting suspicious! 153 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:07,500 - What's a pig?! - Then what happened? 154 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,570 Uh, look, it went down like this, see? 155 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,540 So there I was, in the living room... 156 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,510 Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams, 157 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:18,650 When all of a sudden... 158 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,460 So I said... 159 00:08:26,490 --> 00:08:29,730 Aaah! No dice, cowboy! 160 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:34,330 I start punching him right in the face! 161 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,370 But he played dirty. 162 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,640 That really happened. 163 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:44,540 Why?! Why couldn't you have taken me?!!! 164 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,650 Oh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him! 165 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,490 Uh, yep. I'm a... great man, all right. 166 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,520 You punched a pterodactyl in the face? 167 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,520 I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural. 168 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,560 Dinosaurs aren't magic. They're just big lizards. 169 00:09:02,590 --> 00:09:03,560 Get off my back! 170 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:06,300 Oh, Waddles. 171 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:07,520 That's it. 172 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,530 No pterodactyl messes with my sister. 173 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:12,470 We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig. 174 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,240 For Mabel, guys! 175 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,340 For Mabel! 176 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:16,670 But how do we even find the little guy? 177 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:20,680 We follow that! 178 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,510 Oh, sweet! Yes! Genius! 179 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:26,580 Or, ya know, we could just call it a day, 180 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:28,650 Maybe hit the pool hall or, uh... 181 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,520 Yeah! Let's go... 182 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,690 Save waggles! 183 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,720 - Waddles. - Him too. 184 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:38,560 All right! 185 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:40,700 That p-terodactyl won't know what hit him. 186 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:42,730 Huh. It's "Pterodactyl," Man. 187 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:44,600 Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it 188 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,640 Because no one was alive back in dinosaur days, 189 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,700 So, uh-- 190 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,410 Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there. 191 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:53,680 Mabel, we've gotta talk. 192 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:55,610 This is a really high-stakes mission 193 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:58,410 And I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one. 194 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:00,520 I love the guy, but sometimes he... 195 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:02,320 Messes stuff up. 196 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:03,520 What?! Since when? 197 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:05,650 Sorry, dude. 198 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,360 Sorry, dude. 199 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,590 Look! A fairy! 200 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:11,360 Ha ha! 201 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,700 Oh, sorry, dude, I killed that fairy. 202 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:16,330 Let him down easy. 203 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,370 This is so great! You and me, bro! 204 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,280 Best friends, 205 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,660 Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs. 206 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:25,370 Soos, look, I, uh... I gotta tell you something. 207 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:26,510 Okay, but before you do, 208 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,610 check out these matching shirts I made for us. 209 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,580 Who's this guy right here? 210 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,310 You. Totally you, dude. 211 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:35,320 And these rays indicate friendship. 212 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:37,490 So what was it you were gonna tell me again? 213 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,070 Uh... p-terodactyl, here we come! 214 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:41,330 Yes! 215 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,230 Bros before dinos! 216 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,370 Okay, the red yarn leads to... 217 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,480 Old Man McGucket?! 218 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,440 Howdy, friends! 219 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,680 What are you doing out here? 220 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,410 You'll never believe me. 221 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:07,320 So I was doing my hourly hootenanny-- 222 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,550 Ohh! This guy. 223 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,490 When this enormous wingly critter 224 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,790 Stole my musical spoons 225 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:16,390 And flew lickety-split into the abandoned mines down yonder. 226 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,460 Looks kinda hairy down there. 227 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,660 Come on, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it. 228 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,500 You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember? 229 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:25,770 Oh, yeah. Ha ha. 230 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,540 I did do that, didn't I? 231 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,510 My! What suspicious laughter! 232 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,780 Guys, we're going in. 233 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,510 Need someone to tag along 234 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:37,350 and tell weird personal stories? 235 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,350 No, thanks. 236 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:41,780 So there I am 237 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,690 Fightin' a raccoon for the same piece of meat, 238 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,690 When our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally. 239 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,420 Uhh. You can't take a hint, can you? 240 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,530 Nope! 241 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,610 - Sweet moses! - Razzle dazzle! 242 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,610 Fancy marmalade! 243 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,310 These plants look all jurassic-y. 244 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,580 Huh. This little fella smells like battery acid. 245 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,520 Looks like I lost my sense of smell. Ha ha ha! 246 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,580 Oh, Waddles, 247 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,450 We're gonna find you! 248 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,600 They're all trapped inside tree sap! 249 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,400 That's how they survived for 65 million years. 250 00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:38,770 The summer heat must be melting them loose! 251 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:41,740 Holy moly! Forget the cornicorn-- 252 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,650 This is the attraction of a lifetime! 253 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,750 I could bring people down here 254 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:46,720 And turn this into some sort of theme park. 255 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,450 "Jurassic sap hole." 256 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:50,690 Uh, dudes... 257 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,390 Maybe we should keep moving. 258 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,630 This could be a gold mine! 259 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,530 Velvety rope type deal there, 260 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,660 Ticket booth here--ha! 261 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,500 I shoulda put that pig outside ages ago! 262 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:06,670 - Wait. What did you just say? - Hmm? What's that? 263 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,270 You said the dinosaur flew into the house. 264 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,370 No, wait. Uh-- 265 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,540 - If you think about it - you put waddles outside, 266 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,480 Then you lied to me about it! 267 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:18,650 And now, thanks to you, my pig could be dead! 268 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,450 Waddles could be dead! 269 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,680 Look, he's an animal. He belongs outside. 270 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,390 No! That's it! 271 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,590 Grunkle Stan, I am never, ever speaking to you again! 272 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,010 Look, you can't be serious. 273 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:32,430 Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can't hear them! 274 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,500 Kid! 275 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:35,460 I can't hear anyone! 276 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,600 No one's talking to me! 277 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:37,730 Guys, guys, don't fight. 278 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,570 Why can't you be more like me and Dipper? 279 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,740 Look, everything's gonna be cool. 280 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,470 All we gotta do to find the pig is follow this here yarn. 281 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,340 We just keep following and following, 282 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,510 And when we reach the end-- 283 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,480 Wh-which cave was it again? 284 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,650 Ohh, Soos! You lost the trail! 285 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,350 Hey, come on, we'll find our way. Trust me! 286 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,690 Sorry, dude. 287 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,760 That is it! See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along! 288 00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,460 What--what do you mean? 289 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,500 I mean, this is really important to Mabel, 290 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,300 And you keep screwing everything up! 291 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,400 You ruined our photograph, 292 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,330 And now you've got us hopelessly lost! 293 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,700 But we're p-terodactyl bros. I made t-shirts. 294 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,640 It's pronounced "Pterodactyl." 295 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,740 And these shirts are useless! They're gigantic! 296 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,740 I...have...A different. Body type, dude! 297 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,480 - Oh, so it's my fault? - I just thought, ya know... 298 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,520 Hey! Cheer up, fellers! 299 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:32,420 I fixed your lantern! 300 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:40,760 Heh heh! What-- what are we doin'? 301 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,070 Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises. 302 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:55,140 Yeehah! We found a pterodactyl! 303 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,920 Guys. We need a plan to get out of here. 304 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,060 Okay, okay. How's about Mabel knits Soos a pig costume... 305 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,130 I like it. 306 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,200 And we use soos as a human sacrifice! 307 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,130 - I like it. - Whaddya say, mabel? 308 00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,170 Aw, come on, 309 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,930 You can't stop talkin' to me forever. 310 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,940 Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here. 311 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,200 What? You want to work with Mabel 312 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,840 But not your buddy Soos? 313 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,050 Wait! Did you hear that? 314 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,250 Waddles! 315 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,350 - Wait, kid! - Mabel! 316 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,080 Are you nuts?! 317 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,960 Oh, is someone speaking? 318 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:44,260 Because I can't hear anything! 319 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,230 Oh, no! She's gone deaf with fear! 320 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,360 Mabel, come back here! 321 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,120 Waddles! 322 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,040 Oh! My waddles! 323 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,010 I'll never lose you again! 324 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,410 Uh... Mabel? 325 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,010 Sh-sh-sh. You're safe now. 326 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:08,110 Mabel, great, you got him. 327 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,980 Now we gotta get out of here! 328 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,250 Waddles, wait! 329 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,800 Get off me, you dumb pig! 330 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,930 Look out! 331 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,400 - Oh, no! - Stan! 332 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,100 Mr. Pines! 333 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:36,040 Yeah, you would enjoy this. 334 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:44,220 Guys, we've gotta save them! 335 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,020 McGucket, do you have an invention 336 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,320 that can distract the pterodactyl? 337 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:48,390 Do I?! 338 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,290 Nope. 339 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,330 Well, welcome to the world, little feller. 340 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,370 The dumb thing must be hungry. 341 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,820 I guess it's you or me, pig. 342 00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,340 What are you lookin' at? 343 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,280 Aw, come on, don't give me that look. 344 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,140 What am I supposed to do, let it eat me? 345 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,050 Oh I get it! You're trying to guilt me. 346 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,320 Well, it ain't workin', pal. 347 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,390 Who cares if you're mabel's favorite thing in the world? 348 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,220 I can live without the kid talkin' to me all the time, 349 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,600 Tellin' me her jokes... makin' me laugh... 350 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,160 Ah, dang it! 351 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,140 Well, this is just about the dumbest thing I've ever done. 352 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,200 You want this pig? 353 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,480 Then you're gonna have to get through me, you flying devil! 354 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,220 Come and get me!!! 355 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,880 Aw, dude. Did he really just 356 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,120 eat that prospector guy? That is messed up! 357 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,190 I'm okay! 358 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,100 What do we do? What do we do? 359 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,500 - We have to get in a straight line. - What?! 360 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,430 A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart 361 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,400 That if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you. 362 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,140 Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day. 363 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,270 - How can we... - Dude, look. 364 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,510 I know I've messed up a lot. 365 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,310 I could be sorta clumsy, 366 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,180 And it's not always as loveable as I think. 367 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,210 But please, as my friend, just trust me on this one. 368 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,320 Get behind me, dudes. 369 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,370 It's working. 370 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,050 Soos, you did it! 371 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,060 Was that... 372 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,030 Stan? 373 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,500 Waddles! 374 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,430 He's punching him in the face! 375 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,360 From heck's heart I stab at thee! 376 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,350 Oh, yes! Ha ha! You're all right, Stan? 377 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,180 Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay! 378 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,210 Here's your pig, kiddo. 379 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,250 Oooh! Waddles! 380 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:55,190 Oh... you saved him for me! 381 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:57,390 Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta-- 382 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,330 Look out! 383 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,280 We're trapped! 384 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:20,220 Quick! The geyser can shoot us back up! 385 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,220 Come on, go! Go! 386 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,430 Bros before dinos! 387 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,720 I can't believe you did all that for Waddles! 388 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,620 Ah, well, I can't have my favorite niece not talking to me, 389 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,530 And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face, 390 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,360 Then that's what I gotta do. 391 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,830 That's kinda sappy. 392 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,300 What?! That's how I feel! 393 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,400 No, I mean... 394 00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:10,430 Oh, yeah. 395 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,200 Gotcha! 396 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,240 Check it out, that thing destroyed my vest. 397 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,610 Soos, look! 398 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,580 A real dinosaur tooth? That's awesome! 399 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:28,250 Not as awesome as you saving us back there. 400 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:29,390 Pterodactyl bros? 401 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,450 Pterodactyl bros. 402 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,290 Hey, I pronounced it right that time. 403 00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,460 Think we need to worry about the rest of those dinosaurs? 404 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:38,900 I doubt it. 405 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,570 I ate my way through a dinosaur! 406 00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,380 Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi! 407 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,250 Are your arms jealous of your legs? 408 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,380 Then you need arm pants-- 409 00:21:57,410 --> 00:21:59,350 The pants that you wear on your arms! 410 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:02,280 Sheesh. Who actually buys this infomercial stuff? 411 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,620 Ha. I know, right? 412 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:05,250 Cancel the order. Cancel the order! 413 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,290 Snorting. That's his tell. 414 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,230 - I fold. - Tough luck, sucker. 415 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,660 - Waddles was bluffing. - What?! 416 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,400 I had four aces! 417 00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,460 That pig is a wizard! 418 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,470 Look at him. He's taunting me. 419 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,400 I've been cheating the last eight turns. 420 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,300 Ha ha! That's my girl. 27574

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