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Louise! Louise! Louise! Let us in!

Louise! Are you all right?I'm

going through the window!

Thank God,

you're all right.

Well, any leads?Do any of you have any

idea who stole the French banker Jay

Pagoda?Francois is a very important man.

We must find a thief.

Come on. You know something. As quick as

you are. Surely you'll have something to

go on. Huh

This puts us in a... precarious position.

We can't let this mar our perfect

detection wreck. Ah, my God.

We haven't any leads. Ah,

that's right. Right

Has the placement up at the fingerprints?

Have you lost your minds?

Maybe. It was the call.

couldn't be. Who?Who

did it, then?Cat burglar.

He's not one of the thieves in our files.

He didn't handle it like a pro. It's a

one-shot operation. Aha. It could

be from America, really, or Israel. I

don't know. A lawyer to see you,

Inspector. I'm Mr. Paidan. Says it's

urgent. Oh, yes, Paidan. Send him in.

Look sharp, man. Hello,

Mr. Paidan. How are you, Inspector?

Fine, thank you. Won't you sit down?Thank

you.

I'm representing Mr. Valdsois, the French

banker. You know him?But of course,

very well. Yes.

Mr. Valdsois's jade pagoda is very

valuable. It was stolen last night. Have

you found out anything yet?

No, we haven't.

Well, you haven't had much time. But it's

important. The pagoda originally belonged

to the Emperor. Oh, I see.

How did Mr. Valois get it?It was

given to his great-grandfather as a

reward for his services to the Emperor.

The jade pagoda must be found as soon as

possible. Yes, of course.

And you can see that this is important.

Yes, of course, of course. Every

available policeman has got to be placed

on this case and find that jade. Yes, yes

You could lose your job over this.

Yes, yesYou want that?Umm

You're a stupid ***. Political puppet.

Find that Bagodo, you're through. Hmm

We are sorry for your father's loss. Oh,

my father is very upset. So I must

go home to help him. I understand.

Goodbye. Bye-bye.

Remember me to your father. Thank you.

Bye now.

Here. I'm

good. Can't

you, Lake?

Can't you, Lake, open the door!

Those three men down there, they tried to

take my jewels. They took my jewels.

Hold it, right there.

Put your hands up.

Looks like you like knives. Sergeant,

there's a man up here, been stabbed to

death. I can explain.

Explain it to the inspector. You've got

the knife. Let's go.

Where is the rest of the gate?Huh

Do you think I'd kill a man and then

stand there with a knife in my hand?

This is a knife. It's got the dead man's

blood on it. You were caught holding it.

Come on, why not confess?Admit it now and

maybe we can get you off with a light

sentence. You're all

blind fools. No wonder so many crimes go

unsolved. Damn you!

Inspector Chinua, know your Paidan to see

you.

Ah Good day, Mr. Paidan.

Good day. This is Mademoiselle Valsois,

daughter of the French banker Jean

Valsois. This is Inspector Chinois. Good

to meet you, Mademoiselle. How do you do?

Louise has engaged me to arrange for this

man's release. Ah

He is, uh, our chief suspect.

No, he helped me fight the thief.

Inspector?Mademoiselle Louise can

vouch for his innocence. Yes, of course,

of course. If you say so, Mademoiselle, I

know it so.

You're free to go. Get out.

I'm not leaving.

Why don't you want to get out?I intend to

charge brutality. Why did you

beat him up?Um, please. He's just

kidding. Are you... Come on, come

on

Play along with me. Make him apologize.

You must apologize to him. What?Apologize?

Yes! You must apologize to him.

For you, Mademoiselle, anything. He used

gloves on me, too. Is that true?

Mademoiselle, please. It was a mistake.

You must apologize to him.

AhMy friend, I apologize.

That's going to be a hard piece to

unload. It'll be tough to

break it up. Then why the hell did we

steal it?Now's the fine time to figure

that out.

Boggart.

Oh, we could rip off Elsa's daughter. He

****** then for sure. And a lot more than

he would without her, I'll bet.

You're the unitist, Mr. Velsoir. You

don't?They want

$500,000 left in the cemetery. In a black

bag tomorrow. Uh..

Inspector, do you wish to keep this job?

Mr. Velsoir, I am doing my best.

Your best isn't good enough. You have

told me nothing. Yes,

but... Stupid.

Yes.

You *****!

Take off your clothes. All of

them. Oh,

no! Perhaps... you'd like me to carve my

initials in your arm.

Put the bag with the money on that

gravestone. Why, kid, find a place tohide!

We'll catch them this time.

Please. Be my guest.

Leave anytime you wish.

Damn.

in the name of the police! Halt!

Catch him! All right, stand still. Uh,

police! Officers! Oh, damn gun.

Officer! I was just looking! Officer,

I... Please!

Hello?You are surrounded

with machine guns. Surrender or not?

You fool!

Oh. Get up,

get up, get up! You fool! You fool! What

are you doing?Talking to your ancestors?

Yes, sir.

Now you'll find out where they are. Do

you hear me?Find them, you idiot!

Search the area.

I'm dead. I want to get vision.

Inspector! Inspector! Over here!

Firecrackers, deck. Hmm

The *******. No

one's gonna make a fool of me.

Okay, man. But leave me

first. Just

me. Not you!

Sure, you can do it.

You never could score.

Cool it!

Cool it, I said!

I said cool it!

I said cool it, or we'll both deck you!

Okay. If that's the way you want it, then

I'll take both of you on! Stop it! What?

You stupid *******. You two idiots.

Fight over one woman, you'll fill the

hands off her. Her own man?made fools of

us, and you want to forget it?

Yes, I said forget it. We've got more

important things to do than to fight.

Inspector?With your permission, may I

suggest something?Yes, what is

it?I know a real sharp

cop. A detective who may help us out.

You do, huhWhat makes you think I need

your friend?Hmm

All right.

Who?Yin King Min.

You see, Mr. yen, you are this country's

greatest criminologist. We need your

assistance badly. Perhaps for just a

few days, Mr. Valdsois's jade pagoda has

been stolen and his daughter kidnapped.

The pagoda is our country's greatest

treasure. We must get both of them back.

Surely you can help so great a cause as

this, Mr. yen.

You are a very capable policeman.

Thank you. But I still need your help.

But I've heard you are better at shooting

craps than shooting crooks.

What's so funny?Hmm

Simply a joke, friend. I will ask my

assistant to help you. Call

Chow Chun. Yes, sir.

Here, allow me to light your cigarette.

Thank you. Good, very good.

American.

Mr. Man.

Is that him?

Yes. He's my student, Chao Chun.

Oh. Hmm

How are you, Inspector?Perhaps you have a

warrant for my arrest?No. No Of course

not. Chao Chun, you will help the

Inspector in whatever he needs. I have

promised him your assistance. Yes.

Mr. Men.

Did you get rid of Valswa's car?Yeah, we

hit it on the hill. I sure hope we can

sell that jade and get rid of that chick

so we can get out of this theater. I'm

sick of it. Yeah, it won't be long now.

Valswa's car?The jade?

Now we'll get them. We'll lock them up in

jail. Prepare the men to raise the

theater. Yes, sir. Wait!

Exactly, what are you planning to do,

Inspector?Surround the

theater. Go in and get them. But

what if one of them got away?They have

Louise Velsois as a hostage. They could

kill her. Uh,

what do you suggest?Why not

let them lead me to her?

You'll do it?Mm-hmm

Hi! Hello!

What do you want?I'd like to talk to the

dancers. Yeah?What

do you mean by dancers?

I didn't mean to offend you, I loved your

act! You're great!I've always wanted to

meet you, so I've finally gathered enough

courage to come down here. I would

like to take all of you to dinner at the

best place in town. No, we gotta

rehearse. Uh, no matter.

I'll arrange the time to fit your

schedule. We don't have that kind of

money. Ah.. don't

worry. I'll pay for everything. The

evening's on me. You are my

guests. I think it's a fake leading to

me. You

send me. You know,

if you were an actress, you would be

prettier than Elizabeth Taylor, wouldn't

you?Oh! Oh!

Relax, my friend. He didn't mean to

hurt you. Then why'd he hit me?

I come down here to invite you to dinner,

and I'm attacked! I'll do it!

Believe me, who is Starry?

Starry?HuhSorry,

doesn't make my stomach feel any better.

******* let me take him.

I understand. Let us show our sincerity.

We'll buy you a drink. Ah, fine.

But I insist.

After you. Huh

I will take you to dinner and buy

you a drink. If you were

an actress, you'd be prettier than

Elizabeth Taylor.

The car is parked here in the alley. You

can afford a car?My father's a

millionaire. Look, he gave my brother and

I each a car when we were 16.

He is very generous.

Here we are. Who would like to drive?

Go ahead, why don't you drive, Quan?

You're terrific on the stage! I like

fighting and excitement!

Thank you very much. Oh, forget it. I've

always been fascinated by great

performances by talented actors.

You might see a great performance soon.

Really?Tell me.

Where?When?Where

is this show?Right here.

HuhIt doesn't look like a theater to

me! Oh, we thought we'd entertain you a

little before dinner, so we brought you

here for a special show. But... Phew.

You know this wreck doesn't look like a

rich man's car. If you were a rich man's

son, you'd be driving something a little

more expensive. Okay. Huh

What are you going to do?

We're giving you a great show!

Okay, friend.

tom-tom!

Whoa, what's

wrong?

I'm just a petty pickpocket. You're a

big-time gang. I thought I could join up

with you and make some real dough.

They're wrong about us. No, you stole Mr.

Valswa's jade pagoda and kidnapped his

daughter. I want to be part of a gang

like yours.

You don't have to worry about me telling

anybody. I can keep a secret.

And I can help you sell the jade.

You couldn't help yourself out of a paper

bag.

It's a pity, pickpocket.

You know too much. Watch him.

Hold it. Move and I'll kill him.

Well, well, you're not such a weakling

after all. Just tell me where you've got

Louise and the jade. Do you

know too much?Get him. Take me to the

girl. Oh, well, don't kill me.

Get in.

Take me to her.

Where is she?

Where is she?She's up there!

Take me up there. Yeah,

yeah

This one. Open it.

Louise, are you all right?

Come. There's a car outside.

Ah

Louise, wait for me in the car.

Now, where is the jade?

We gave it to the Salvation Army.

Where is it?Park!

JoJo!

Master, why don't you save her?

If you want her to live, drop your knife.

Slowly. Right there.

Now.

Star over here.

Die into the car.

You can?

Die them.

*******. We can't hold out

here much longer. We've got to get the

money somehow and split. Well, what are

we gonna do with him up there?Get rid of

him, stupid.

Francois wouldn't pay us for the pagoda,

so he kidnapped his daughter. And still

he doesn't pay us.

Shang. Take care of them before

dawn. Have them dig their own graves

before you kill them. Do it quietly. Bury

them both in the same hole.

Hey, listen, Alex, that chick's got a

nice body. She won't need it after

tonight. Let me take her. You make her

and she won't be able to dig her own

grave. I'll dig it for her.

*******. Hey, *** ** * *****!

They're gone! The son of a ******* are

gone!

yeah Look

over there. Kawhi, take the back of the

house. Guys, search this in. I'll take

the sign.

We're in trouble. I'll send the cops out

here. All right, let's split.

Okay.

Stop right here, please.

What are you gonna do?They've still got

the pagoda. I've gotta go get it.

You've done all you can. Forget about the

pagoda. No. No, I've gotta find it,

Louise. Goodbye.

Wait. How are we gonna sell the pagoda?

We'll worry about that later. Right now,

we've gotta find a place to hide.

And we'll find a fence. How are you gonna

do that?Get the word out. Keep the

price right. Someone will buy it

eventually. Yeah,

but that's gonna take time.

We need cash to live on right now.

We got enough for a while. When we

sell it, we'll be set for life. Where are

we headed now?That empty old brick

factory near the rice fields. Wait.

What's wrong now?I thought I heard

someone following us.

You're hearing things. Come on, let's

split.

Can you give us a lift?Just a couple

miles down the road.

Okay, get in.

Hey, what's in those sacks back there?

Commoner. Birthless. Worthless.

I don't think the cows would agree with

you.

Hey, maybe you're afraid we'll rob you.

Thanks for the lift. We can make it from

here. Hey, I think you've lost some of

your load.

I got it. There are more bags back there.

Take a look.

I'll check.

Fertilizer.

Where are the keys?No keys!

Forget it. The brickyard isn't far down

the road. Uh, all right.

Where are you going?Get a drink. I'm

thirsty. Go keep your eyes open.

Uh, that's good.

yeah

So, these mashed ups.

yeah

ah

yeah

How?

Churchill, are you all right?Louise,

my duty is done.

Oh, you are being much too modest.

Stop him! Chao Cheng! Stop where you are!

Give us the jade! It's

not his pagoda. It belongs to the people.

No!

NoI agree with him.