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Hey.
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What?
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Look who has decided
to join us today.
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Oh, my god.
What?
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Dude.
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Here, wait.
Hold this.
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I'll get him.
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Ew.
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Izzy.
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Gross.
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Um, what made you decide
to come live in our house
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and come up our fire escape?
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Any-- any comments, concerns?
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Did it come from the garbage?
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I don't know.
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Dude, it probably has worms.
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You probably have worms.
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It's so dirty.
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We have to give it a bath.
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Oh!
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You're my little booger, huh?
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Little freak.
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Hey, hun.
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It's Joyce.
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I'm looking for a picture
for Izzy's memorial,
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so I'm going to swing by
tomorrow for her photo album,
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OK?
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Hey, babe.
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Just checking in.
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Want me to come by or anything?
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All right.
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Let me know.
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Love you.
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Uh, hello?
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Yeah, this is Dennis.
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Um, I'm very sorry
for your loss,
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but I did only receive
half of your rent.
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Anna, hello.
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It's Devin from work.
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Remember work?
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I need those project files.
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Can you please
respond to my email?
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This is a friendly
reminder from Con Edison.
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Your bill is past due.
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You can't ditch work
and screen my calls.
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Seriously, what is up with you?
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Fucking rat.
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Stupid.
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It's Izzy.
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I don't check my voicemail,
so good luck to you.
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Well, look who's
friends with Booger now.
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She's peeing.
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Mummy's doing
my laundry for me.
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like pina coladas
and getting caught in the--
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Oh, I just ran
over a dead rat.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, yeah. Ohh.
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You guys are so dumb.
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Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
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Izzy.
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Get out of here.
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Heh, heh, heh, my ankle.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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When did you see
me from one class?
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What?
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Girl, do better.
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This saga begins on
a long, dark night.
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being spooky.
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I'm being spooky.
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Come on, guys.
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It's been like--
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on a call.
You can't send it.
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Well, maybe you should
call her back then.
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Well--
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You know, not all
penis look alike.
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Boog, no.
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It's going to make you puke.
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Stop licking it.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Ah, fuck!
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Oh.
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Oh, my god.
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You're a dick.
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Ugh.
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Oh!
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Where'd he go?
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Boog!
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Shit!
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Ah!
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Aw, man.
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Boog?
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I don't know where he went.
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Boog!
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Fuck!
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Ugh, come on.
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Boog!
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Where did you go?
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Booger!
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Booger!
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Have you guys seen a cat?
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No.
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Hi, Anna.
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I'm glad I caught you
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Yeah, what's up?
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Where are you?
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Are you outside?
- No.
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OK, cool.
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Um, Colleen is wanting to have
these one-on-one meetings.
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Do you think you're
coming in today?
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Uh, no, I'm working from home.
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You need to come in.
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We have the froyo
pitch tomorrow.
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Anna?
Hello?
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I can't see you.
- Hey, Joyce.
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Oh.
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You're awfully sweaty.
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Yeah, Booger got out.
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She scared the hell
out of me at this age.
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That's the album
you wanted, right?
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Uh-huh.
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OK, well, I
should keep looking.
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Sweetie, come sit with me.
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Come on.
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I swear, uh, this kid
should have been on a leash.
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Mm-hmm.
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We found her at-- in another
family's hotel room once.
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That's terrifying.
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It sure was.
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Oh, god.
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I look horrible in this photo.
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That haircut made me
look like a mushroom.
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Also,
a little bit like a penis.
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Huh?
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Like a penis.
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It sure would have been nice
if you girls had told me.
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You want?
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Mm, I'm good.
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OK.
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If I let my blood sugar drop,
I'll pass out on the train.
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It's happened before.
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And it was not good.
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I mean, it was bad.
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Oh!
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Here.
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Here's the one I was
thinking of for the memorial.
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Wait, sweetie,
what happened to your hand?
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You're bleeding.
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Oh, I'm going to come by
later, and we'll clean out
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Izzy's half of the apartment.
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'Cause you have to
think about what you're
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going to do with the place, OK?
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Successfully stalked
and ambushed her prey.
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Did you put red pepper
on the whole thing?
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No.
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It's been a ghost.
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Not funny.
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It's sort of funny.
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Dragging it up to
a tree for her cubs
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to feed, away from scavengers--
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So--
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and predators.
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how come we haven't
talked about Izzy?
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Can we watch this?
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There, he looks helpless.
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This pup will soon--
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Ever think about
getting time off?
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Talk to your boss?
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No, I strategically talk
to him as little as possible,
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unlike you.
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Wait, are you
talking about Jerry?
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Oh, my god.
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Jerry's barely a boss.
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He's just a good communicator.
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Ugh.
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I love Jerry.
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OK, are we going
to watch this or what?
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Oh, my god.
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What happened to your hand?
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Nothing.
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I feel like something
happened to your hand.
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Any adventure--
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That's a lot of
blood for nothing.
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Danger is never far away.
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Do you have floss?
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Ugh.
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Babe?
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Ugh.
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Hello?
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Do you have floss?
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I've got pepper
stuck to my teeth.
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Oh.
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Uh-- gross.
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Thank you.
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Fuck.
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Hmm.
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I'm worried about Booger.
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Mm.
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He's probably fine.
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Hmm, mm.
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He's-- he's fine.
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I think I'm going to go home.
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Mm.
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What?
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Yeah, I can't--
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I don't know.
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I can't sleep.
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It's so late.
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Love you.
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OK.
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Booger!
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Booger.
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Boog?
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Boog?
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Hey, stop that.
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Monty, stop.
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What's wrong with you?
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Sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I don't know why
she's doing this.
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Sorry.
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Chill out.
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What are you doing?
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Dennis, you seen a cat?
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- Rat?
- Cat.
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Yeah, well, a rat keeps
slipping through my fingers,
226
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,254
you know?
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The hardest thing is,
rats can multiply, man.
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00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,361
You know?
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People don't know this, but,
like, rats can actually--
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they can decide whether
or not to fertilize
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their eggs during intercourse.
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Right.
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00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,301
I've learned a
lot about my enemy.
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Oh.
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00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,304
That's the crazy thing
about it, you know?
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Yeah, they can decide.
237
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:39,722
Oh, I've got water in my ear.
238
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My wife said not to do
that, and then she left me.
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So, whatever.
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Oh, my god!
241
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,564
Are you serious?
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It ate a hole right
through the can!
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I'm gonna smash this
thing with a hammer.
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Oh, and, uh, hey, don't
forget about your mail.
245
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,503
Yeah.
246
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,677
Your box is
getting really full.
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It's overflowing.
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Usually, the lighting's
better if you go this way.
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Going on the third deck.
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Yes!
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Yes, girls, get it!
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Stay aware of
your surroundings.
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Oh, my god.
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Wake up.
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Thank you.
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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
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Please stop.
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Oh, no.
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OK, wait.
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Let's do the--
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Yep, our saga begins
on a long, dark night.
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pina colada--
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Whatcha doing, Boogie?
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You look crazy in the morning.
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pina colada--
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See you.
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Get out of here.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You can't kitty
cat just anything.
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Uh--
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You should say food motivated.
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Got it.
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And you should get a photo
with a little more pizzazz,
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you know?
A little more pop?
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Yeah, 'cause I'm sorry
to say, this ain't it.
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This sucks.
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This isn't great.
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Oh, come on.
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Spring for color.
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I mean, do they have blue eyes?
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Do they have green eyes?
282
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:49,109
No one's going to
be able to tell.
283
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:50,179
Right.
284
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,871
He looks a little scared here.
285
00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:53,286
Like, maybe he sees spirits?
286
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,287
Does he see spirits?
287
00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:58,257
He looks like a spirit cat.
288
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,328
My little Esmeralda,
she was a spirit cat.
289
00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,226
She always had this
look in her eye, too.
290
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,332
Does he have a
hobby of some sort?
291
00:21:04,435 --> 00:21:07,956
You know, like laser
tag or biscuit making?
292
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,475
Uh, no, he's not even my cat.
293
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,373
- Peeing in the toilet?
- He's my friend's.
294
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:12,926
- Knitting or--
- And she's dead.
295
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,997
Oh, my god.
296
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,999
I wasn't expecting that twist.
297
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:18,277
Oh, come here.
298
00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:24,731
You must be a wreck.
299
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:25,767
I'm not a wreck.
300
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,113
Oh, you're a wreck.
301
00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:28,183
You're a huge wreck.
302
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,805
You're-- you're like a 9/11.
303
00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:37,503
OK, well, thanks for those
six suggestions about the flyer.
304
00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,125
Look.
Look at me.
305
00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:40,091
Look at me, OK?
306
00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:41,403
I'll get up to here.
307
00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:45,511
You two need each other
more than you know.
308
00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:47,064
Because he knows
where he belongs.
309
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,065
You know where that is?
310
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,342
That's right there!
311
00:21:49,446 --> 00:21:51,827
Right there in the heart.
312
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:53,139
It's called the heart.
313
00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,830
Ba-boom, ba-boom.
314
00:21:57,488 --> 00:21:58,834
I'm leaving.
315
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:00,526
OK, great.
316
00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:26,094
Ooh!
317
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,544
Wow.
318
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:28,786
Maybe one of those people
that pees in the subway.
319
00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:29,787
I'm not--
320
00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:32,031
I will-- everyone--
everyone pees--
321
00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:35,206
Help, I'm trapped.
322
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:36,587
I can't get out.
323
00:23:36,691 --> 00:23:37,726
Isn't she beautiful?
324
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,383
I love my beautiful friend.
325
00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:40,971
Oh, thank you.
Go away.
326
00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:44,112
I think you broke the tip.
327
00:23:45,182 --> 00:23:46,355
Boogie in a bag.
328
00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:53,949
Our saga begins on
a long, dark night.
329
00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:57,125
Why are you asking me?
330
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,314
This flyer sucks.
331
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:17,110
You should say food motivated.
332
00:24:17,214 --> 00:24:19,699
Come on, spring for color.
333
00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:39,132
Has anyone else seen Anna?
334
00:24:39,236 --> 00:24:40,375
What is going on with her?
335
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,309
She can't just come
in whenever she wants.
336
00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:45,242
I think she's still in there.
337
00:24:45,345 --> 00:24:47,244
Ugh!
338
00:24:47,347 --> 00:24:48,417
Oh, my god.
339
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,418
Anna.
340
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:52,663
Uh--
341
00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:53,837
Um, this is crazy.
342
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,804
I-- I was just
going to call you.
343
00:24:55,908 --> 00:24:59,118
Yeah, no, I was just, uh,
popping in to print some stuff.
344
00:24:59,221 --> 00:25:00,671
- OK, well, um--
- So.
345
00:25:00,775 --> 00:25:01,879
Colleen's finally here.
346
00:25:01,983 --> 00:25:02,673
Oh!
347
00:25:02,777 --> 00:25:04,088
I'll check if she's free.
348
00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:05,227
Awesome.
349
00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:07,126
OK.
350
00:25:07,229 --> 00:25:09,542
Don't move.
351
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:52,930
Sorry about your cat.
352
00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:04,942
Yeah, so he always
wanted to go to the woods.
353
00:26:05,046 --> 00:26:07,358
So Ricky and I are thinking
of doing a Catskills weekend
354
00:26:07,462 --> 00:26:09,222
for Jerry's bachelor party.
355
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,709
Maybe we do, like--
356
00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:15,470
I don't know-- wood carving.
357
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,403
What if we wood carved?
358
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:19,819
Right?
359
00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:21,372
Or do you think
whittling and alcohol
360
00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:23,582
is a little too dangerous?
361
00:26:28,276 --> 00:26:30,209
Do you?
362
00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:31,210
Do I what?
363
00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:32,521
Whittling.
364
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,971
Who's whittling?
365
00:26:34,075 --> 00:26:36,353
Everybody will be whittling.
366
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:37,354
I'll be whittling.
367
00:26:37,457 --> 00:26:38,527
Ricky will be whittling.
368
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:39,770
Scott will be whittling.
369
00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:41,116
Keith will be whittling.
370
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,324
Jerry will be whittling.
371
00:26:42,428 --> 00:26:43,498
Everybody.
372
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,673
Every single person
in that cabin
373
00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:48,607
will have a small carving
knife for whittling.
374
00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:50,091
- I have a headache.
- So?
375
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,058
You can have a headache
in a conversation.
376
00:26:52,162 --> 00:26:53,784
I'm not trying to
talk to a wall.
377
00:26:53,888 --> 00:26:56,718
I just feel,
ugh, kind of awful.
378
00:26:59,238 --> 00:27:01,689
Oh, hey.
379
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,519
You and Izzy's karaoke song.
380
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,866
And getting
caught in the rain
381
00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:07,660
Stop.
382
00:27:07,764 --> 00:27:08,834
You sure?
383
00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:09,662
Mm.
384
00:27:09,766 --> 00:27:10,698
Yoga
385
00:27:10,801 --> 00:27:11,975
Come on, sing it.
- Max.
386
00:27:12,078 --> 00:27:13,908
If you
have half a brain
387
00:27:14,011 --> 00:27:15,081
My god.
388
00:27:15,185 --> 00:27:17,566
If you like
making love at midnight
389
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:18,740
Stop.
390
00:27:18,844 --> 00:27:20,880
In the
dunes of the cave
391
00:27:20,984 --> 00:27:23,124
Nice memories, I guess.
392
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:25,022
I guess.
393
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:27,542
Write
to me and escape
394
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,509
Um.
395
00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:34,342
You know what?
396
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,619
I have an idea.
397
00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:37,276
I want to read you something.
- Oh, my god.
398
00:27:37,379 --> 00:27:39,174
Are you going to read
me your diary in a bar?
399
00:27:39,278 --> 00:27:41,280
I'm going to read you
my journal in a bar.
400
00:27:42,419 --> 00:27:43,662
You start off with a prompt.
401
00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:46,906
Like, today, I'm
really missing Izzy.
402
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:50,047
I miss how easily she laughs,
even when my jokes are stupid.
403
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,293
I even miss how late
she was every day because she
404
00:27:54,396 --> 00:27:57,158
would always bring snacks.
405
00:27:57,261 --> 00:28:00,817
I miss all of the stupid videos
she took, but most of all,
406
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,267
I miss how good she was
at talking to old people.
407
00:28:03,371 --> 00:28:05,684
Like, remember that
dude with the beret?
408
00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:07,202
Yeah, I remember that, dude.
409
00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:08,238
OK, all right.
410
00:28:08,341 --> 00:28:10,171
Well, just try to
stay on that page.
411
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:11,862
All right.
412
00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:14,934
What?
413
00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:16,625
You can't journal about Izzy.
414
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:17,661
Why not?
415
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:18,973
It's messed up?
416
00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:20,560
Journaling is the
opposite of messed up.
417
00:28:20,664 --> 00:28:23,391
You're, like,
co-opting my feelings.
418
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:24,910
No, those are my feelings.
419
00:28:25,013 --> 00:28:26,635
You don't get to own sadness.
420
00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:27,809
- OK, Max.
- Yeah?
421
00:28:27,913 --> 00:28:29,121
You don't get to
feel this for me
422
00:28:29,224 --> 00:28:31,054
and, like, perform
it at happy hour.
423
00:28:31,157 --> 00:28:32,538
What are you talking about?
She was my friend, too.
424
00:28:32,641 --> 00:28:34,782
Your friend?
425
00:28:34,885 --> 00:28:36,128
She thought you were annoying.
426
00:28:36,231 --> 00:28:37,888
Everybody knows I'm
not annoying at all.
427
00:28:39,338 --> 00:28:40,960
Whoa.
428
00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:42,893
Where are you going?
429
00:29:17,479 --> 00:29:18,757
Ugh.
430
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:22,761
What the fuck is that, man?
431
00:29:24,901 --> 00:29:26,074
You OK in there?
432
00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:28,663
Go away.
433
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:33,599
[spits] Ugh.
434
00:29:33,702 --> 00:29:34,600
Are you vomiting?
435
00:29:34,703 --> 00:29:37,568
No!
436
00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:45,197
There's a line.
437
00:30:06,321 --> 00:30:12,224
And, uh, red potatoes and
ketchup with French fries.
438
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:30,138
Ew.
439
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,054
Ah!
440
00:30:55,819 --> 00:30:57,407
Ew.
441
00:31:21,327 --> 00:31:22,639
Ah.
442
00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:26,885
Ah.
443
00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,554
Ow.
444
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:54,326
Ow.
445
00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:57,881
Ow.
446
00:31:57,985 --> 00:31:59,434
Ooh.
447
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:02,713
Oh.
448
00:32:05,751 --> 00:32:08,374
Just a sec, Joyce!
449
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:31,225
Well, your little box
can only hold so much.
450
00:32:31,328 --> 00:32:32,502
OK.
451
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:33,848
No, there could be
important documents in here.
452
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,194
Slow down, OK?
There could be, like--
453
00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:37,058
I don't know--
bills, coupons, even,
454
00:32:37,162 --> 00:32:39,095
for electronic
toothbrushes, maybe panties,
455
00:32:39,198 --> 00:32:40,820
and all kinds of things.
- Are you reading my mail?
456
00:32:40,924 --> 00:32:42,615
Am I?
Uh--
457
00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:43,927
Dude.
458
00:32:44,031 --> 00:32:45,653
So is this your
apartment next week, or?
459
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,862
No, no, I live here.
460
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:48,828
OK?
461
00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,969
I am living here.
462
00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:51,935
Yeah.
463
00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:53,488
So, go.
464
00:32:53,592 --> 00:32:54,765
I just-- wha--
465
00:32:54,869 --> 00:32:56,319
- Insensitive asshole.
- Oh!
466
00:32:56,422 --> 00:32:57,768
Oh!
467
00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,564
I heard that.
468
00:33:12,818 --> 00:33:15,441
Anna?
469
00:33:15,545 --> 00:33:17,236
Anna, it's Joyce.
470
00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:22,448
Thought I'd save a stamp.
471
00:33:22,552 --> 00:33:27,419
I know
I'm-- you know,
472
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:30,042
I'm not a graphic
designer or anything.
473
00:33:30,146 --> 00:33:31,492
No, it's nice.
474
00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:32,493
Oh, good.
475
00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:34,288
I'm glad you like it.
476
00:33:42,537 --> 00:33:45,402
Did you ever come
across her phone?
477
00:33:45,506 --> 00:33:46,265
It's so bizarre.
478
00:33:46,369 --> 00:33:48,681
I thought I had it, but--
479
00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:51,201
No, I haven't seen it.
480
00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:54,377
I keep thinking that
she's lost her phone again.
481
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:59,589
And this is all just a
blip in communication.
482
00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:06,458
I keep waiting for her to
call or something, you know?
483
00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:08,977
Yeah.
484
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:10,772
I feel so horrible.
485
00:34:11,946 --> 00:34:15,501
Hey, you didn't do anything.
486
00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:20,782
I mean, you know
how she always has the next big
487
00:34:20,886 --> 00:34:21,990
thing.
- Here.
488
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,233
Thanks.
489
00:34:23,337 --> 00:34:27,341
You know, her next
move, and we'd all--
490
00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:31,069
we'd all be
like, come on, Izzy.
491
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,691
Get real.
492
00:34:32,794 --> 00:34:38,006
And this time, it was
an art therapy master's degree
493
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,560
in New Mexico.
494
00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:43,219
Deep down, I--
495
00:34:43,322 --> 00:34:45,807
I didn't even want to
hear anything about it.
496
00:34:45,911 --> 00:34:52,159
You know, she'd never been more
than a few hours away from me.
497
00:34:52,262 --> 00:34:58,026
She was all excited, but
I had to talk to the lady
498
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,340
at Zabar's because you never
know if there's more schmears
499
00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:03,894
or that's it in the fridge.
500
00:35:06,552 --> 00:35:09,797
I told her that I'd have to call
her back when I was sitting down
501
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,213
at my computer.
502
00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:15,665
And by the time I called, I--
503
00:35:15,768 --> 00:35:17,460
she didn't answer.
504
00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:24,984
She never answered, obviously.
505
00:35:25,088 --> 00:35:26,538
Wow.
506
00:35:26,641 --> 00:35:28,195
Yeah.
507
00:35:29,437 --> 00:35:31,439
She wanted to move.
508
00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:38,757
Oh, whoa.
509
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:39,827
OK.
510
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:40,862
Here.
511
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:41,898
Here, here, here.
512
00:35:42,001 --> 00:35:42,933
You're OK.
513
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:47,455
Ugh.
514
00:35:47,559 --> 00:35:50,527
I'm sorry.
515
00:35:50,631 --> 00:35:51,839
I'm sorry.
516
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,669
Do you want to, um--
517
00:35:54,773 --> 00:35:56,844
do you want to get dinner?
My treat.
518
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:57,810
Now?
519
00:35:57,914 --> 00:35:59,053
Yeah, now I'm starving.
520
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,228
Aren't you?
521
00:36:01,331 --> 00:36:03,057
I gotta work.
522
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,023
Ah.
523
00:36:04,127 --> 00:36:05,956
Yeah, deadlines and stuff.
524
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:06,957
Too bad.
525
00:36:07,061 --> 00:36:09,201
Oh.
526
00:36:09,305 --> 00:36:15,034
Um, I'll get the rest
of Izzy's things later.
527
00:36:15,138 --> 00:36:16,346
I guess I just--
528
00:36:16,450 --> 00:36:18,935
I won't see you until
the memorial, then.
529
00:36:19,038 --> 00:36:19,970
Yeah, I guess not.
530
00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:21,489
Although I could, um--
531
00:36:21,593 --> 00:36:23,767
maybe you could come
over early because I
532
00:36:23,871 --> 00:36:26,839
could use a hand, you know,
because we have to, you know,
533
00:36:26,943 --> 00:36:28,565
have something to eat.
534
00:36:28,669 --> 00:36:29,704
Right--
535
00:36:29,808 --> 00:36:31,189
And obviously, that
has to be plated.
536
00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:32,190
Of course.
537
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:33,156
All righty.
538
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,985
So, um, all right.
539
00:36:35,089 --> 00:36:37,816
Thanks, honey.
540
00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:27,072
Ugh.
541
00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:34,700
Yikes.
542
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:52,960
I am into champagne
543
00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,306
Woo!
544
00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:57,136
If you like
making love at midnight
545
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,310
In the dunes
546
00:38:01,382 --> 00:38:03,073
What-- Anna.
547
00:38:03,177 --> 00:38:05,524
Hello?
548
00:38:05,628 --> 00:38:07,940
Love at midnight
549
00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:09,494
What's up, baby?
550
00:38:09,597 --> 00:38:11,461
- Plan our escape
- Get me out of here.
551
00:38:11,565 --> 00:38:12,704
Get me out of here.
552
00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:18,226
Plan our escape
553
00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:38,419
Boogie.
554
00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:10,589
Boogie.
555
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:21,003
Ugh.
556
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:47,675
Hello?
557
00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:50,092
We live here now.
558
00:46:16,601 --> 00:46:18,948
Anna, you home?
559
00:46:19,052 --> 00:46:20,778
You had the choices.
560
00:46:23,608 --> 00:46:24,505
Anna?
561
00:46:26,369 --> 00:46:28,855
Are you there?
562
00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:31,547
OK, guess not.
563
00:47:35,991 --> 00:47:36,888
Knock, knock.
564
00:47:36,992 --> 00:47:38,856
Heard we had a leak in here.
565
00:47:41,099 --> 00:47:47,140
[sniffs] Uh, hello?
566
00:47:58,772 --> 00:48:00,360
Jeez.
567
00:48:06,021 --> 00:48:07,608
OK, well.
568
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,096
There's the water.
569
00:48:12,199 --> 00:48:14,305
And that's what I'll
always remember about Izzy.
570
00:48:14,408 --> 00:48:16,100
Hey.
How are you feeling?
571
00:48:16,203 --> 00:48:16,928
OK.
572
00:48:17,032 --> 00:48:18,412
Good.
573
00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:19,413
Wonderful.
574
00:48:19,517 --> 00:48:21,277
Thank you.
575
00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:23,797
Would anyone else
like to say something?
576
00:48:29,976 --> 00:48:33,358
Uh, maybe Anna?
577
00:48:33,462 --> 00:48:35,257
Is-- is Anna here?
578
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,191
Um, are you--
yeah, she's here.
579
00:48:38,294 --> 00:48:38,985
Oh!
580
00:48:39,088 --> 00:48:40,124
There you are.
581
00:48:40,227 --> 00:48:41,470
Anything you'd like to share?
582
00:48:41,573 --> 00:48:42,540
Oh.
583
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:46,820
I'm fine.
584
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,477
Yeah, I'll be right back.
585
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:50,134
Um.
586
00:48:51,514 --> 00:48:53,551
I-- I can--
587
00:48:53,654 --> 00:48:54,552
I can say something.
588
00:48:54,655 --> 00:48:55,622
Oh, great!
589
00:48:55,725 --> 00:48:56,657
Thank you, Max.
590
00:49:01,524 --> 00:49:05,218
I guess I'll just read
something from my journal.
591
00:49:06,288 --> 00:49:08,531
I miss how easily she laughed.
592
00:49:12,397 --> 00:49:14,468
Oh.
593
00:49:14,572 --> 00:49:17,299
And it's all of the
stupid videos we took.
594
00:49:20,198 --> 00:49:22,649
I even miss how late she was
to everything because she
595
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,962
was always buying snacks.
596
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:31,865
But most of all, I
miss how Izzy liked
597
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,660
to talk with the old people.
598
00:50:03,069 --> 00:50:04,208
Honey, what happened?
599
00:50:04,311 --> 00:50:05,036
Oh!
600
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:06,727
You fainted?
601
00:50:06,831 --> 00:50:08,971
There's blood.
602
00:50:09,075 --> 00:50:10,628
Oh, no.
603
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,564
I don't know what's
happening to me.
604
00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:17,048
Have you eaten?
605
00:50:17,152 --> 00:50:20,810
Sweetie, your blood sugar
is-- oh, we have Milanos.
606
00:50:20,914 --> 00:50:24,504
Paul, could you get the cookies?
607
00:50:24,607 --> 00:50:25,367
Oh.
608
00:50:25,470 --> 00:50:28,887
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
609
00:50:28,991 --> 00:50:32,408
Hey, you can't keep
it all inside, OK?
610
00:50:32,512 --> 00:50:34,479
You'll just rot.
611
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:37,344
You'll rot.
612
00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:39,657
I'm mad at her.
613
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,521
I know you are, sweetie.
614
00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:43,212
When she was
going to leave me.
615
00:50:43,316 --> 00:50:46,319
Paul, the cookies!
616
00:50:46,422 --> 00:50:49,943
I just-- you can't
think like that, OK?
617
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,255
What's the point--
618
00:50:51,358 --> 00:50:53,671
Paul!
619
00:50:53,774 --> 00:50:57,123
Where is he?
620
00:50:57,226 --> 00:50:59,228
Oh, lovey.
621
00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:03,474
Thank you.
622
00:51:03,577 --> 00:51:04,889
It's nothing.
623
00:51:04,992 --> 00:51:18,592
[sighs] Anna, um, do
you think maybe you could call
624
00:51:18,696 --> 00:51:20,698
me sometimes?
625
00:51:22,803 --> 00:51:25,082
I'm very fond of you.
626
00:51:25,185 --> 00:51:27,291
And I couldn't-- I can't--
627
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,573
I can't lose you, too.
628
00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:42,340
What
took you so long?
629
00:51:42,444 --> 00:51:44,791
She hasn't eaten all day.
630
00:52:08,953 --> 00:52:11,611
Yep.
631
00:52:11,714 --> 00:52:14,476
I think we should do
something to celebrate Izzy.
632
00:52:14,579 --> 00:52:15,822
You know, just the two of us?
633
00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:16,857
What do you mean?
634
00:52:16,961 --> 00:52:21,310
I mean, it's karaoke time.
635
00:52:29,422 --> 00:52:31,182
Are you serious?
636
00:52:31,286 --> 00:52:34,289
Yeah, I'm serious.
637
00:52:34,392 --> 00:52:36,532
Max, I don't want to sing.
638
00:52:39,397 --> 00:52:42,918
I was
tired of my lady
639
00:52:43,021 --> 00:52:46,370
We'd been together too long
640
00:52:46,473 --> 00:52:50,132
Like a worn out recording
641
00:52:50,236 --> 00:52:53,135
Of a favorite song
642
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,794
So while she lay there sleeping
643
00:52:56,897 --> 00:53:00,073
I read the paper in bed
644
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,421
And in the personal columns
645
00:53:03,525 --> 00:53:07,080
There was a letter I read
646
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,392
If you like pina coladas
647
00:53:08,495 --> 00:53:10,566
What the fuck is this?
648
00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:12,775
It's a tribute for our friend.
649
00:53:12,879 --> 00:53:15,019
I thought it would be nice.
I don't know.
650
00:53:15,122 --> 00:53:16,365
I just want you to get better.
651
00:53:16,469 --> 00:53:19,437
You can't make me
better from Izzy dying.
652
00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:20,852
Hey, I'm just trying to help.
653
00:53:20,956 --> 00:53:22,854
How is this helpful?
654
00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,166
Whoa, chill.
655
00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:25,478
Don't tell me to chill!
656
00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:27,825
This-- this whole
thing is so fucked up!
657
00:53:27,928 --> 00:53:29,585
It's something, right?
658
00:53:29,689 --> 00:53:31,000
I can't not try.
659
00:53:31,104 --> 00:53:34,072
Oh, you not trying would be,
like, a million times better
660
00:53:34,176 --> 00:53:35,729
than whatever the fuck this is.
661
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,697
OK, well, how's that
working out for you?
662
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,732
Fuck you.
663
00:53:38,836 --> 00:53:43,047
You're refusing
to feel feelings.
664
00:53:43,150 --> 00:53:46,740
Max, I'm telling you to stop.
665
00:53:46,844 --> 00:53:50,123
You're sitting there like this
wall, and something happened.
666
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,262
To me, not to you.
667
00:53:51,366 --> 00:53:52,298
How could you say that?
668
00:53:52,401 --> 00:53:53,575
You're so fucking far away.
669
00:53:53,678 --> 00:53:54,921
What was that at the memorial?
670
00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:56,233
You can't say anything?
671
00:53:56,336 --> 00:53:57,475
This was supposed to
be your best friend.
672
00:53:57,579 --> 00:53:59,132
- You mean, you can?
- Of course I can.
673
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,409
People appreciated it.
674
00:54:00,513 --> 00:54:01,997
No, you don't know
what people thought.
675
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:03,516
You don't know anything.
676
00:54:03,619 --> 00:54:06,312
You're-- you're trying to
recreate this whole thing that
677
00:54:06,415 --> 00:54:08,072
you were never even a part of.
678
00:54:08,175 --> 00:54:10,281
It's-- it's pathetic.
679
00:54:14,285 --> 00:54:16,943
Oh, I'm so done.
680
00:54:31,578 --> 00:54:34,029
Is this all my shit?
681
00:54:34,132 --> 00:54:36,376
What the fuck, Dennis?
682
00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:55,188
Dennis!
683
00:54:56,914 --> 00:54:58,398
Dennis!
684
00:54:58,502 --> 00:55:01,332
You can't kick me out!
685
00:55:01,436 --> 00:55:03,748
This is illegal!
686
00:55:03,852 --> 00:55:05,440
Dennis!
687
00:55:40,164 --> 00:55:41,199
What, Devon?
688
00:55:41,303 --> 00:55:42,511
Anna?
689
00:55:42,615 --> 00:55:46,515
Oh, I'm calling because
I have to fire you.
690
00:55:46,619 --> 00:55:49,173
Yeah, you're fired today.
691
00:55:50,243 --> 00:55:51,624
This is the end.
692
00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:55,766
And before you even
think about it,
693
00:55:55,869 --> 00:55:59,908
no, I will not be
giving you a referral.
694
00:56:01,703 --> 00:56:04,153
So you'll have to
turn in your laptop.
695
00:56:04,257 --> 00:56:07,294
I'll go over all the details.
696
00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:10,332
Anna, are you there?
697
00:56:10,436 --> 00:56:11,402
Hello?
698
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:34,149
I love that sculpture.
699
00:56:34,252 --> 00:56:37,083
It's so punk.
700
00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:38,325
It's not a sculpture.
701
00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:39,982
It's a memorial.
702
00:56:41,639 --> 00:56:43,192
That's dope.
703
00:56:45,263 --> 00:56:46,886
For a dead person.
704
00:56:51,477 --> 00:56:53,340
Oh.
705
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,550
It's from a bike accident.
706
00:57:04,559 --> 00:57:06,112
That sucks.
707
00:57:14,983 --> 00:57:16,571
Hey.
708
00:57:27,029 --> 00:57:28,272
Oh!
709
00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:33,726
You got a little, uh--
710
00:57:33,829 --> 00:57:35,244
you know.
711
00:57:37,523 --> 00:57:43,045
uh, you got some--
712
00:57:43,149 --> 00:57:45,807
something like a beautiful--
713
00:57:50,915 --> 00:57:52,814
that's cool.
714
00:57:52,917 --> 00:57:55,264
Oh, fuck.
715
00:58:06,413 --> 00:58:08,830
Oh, OK.
716
00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:15,561
Fuck!
717
00:58:15,664 --> 00:58:17,286
You're crazy.
718
00:58:17,390 --> 00:58:18,943
You're fucking crazy.
719
00:59:00,157 --> 00:59:01,745
Izzy?
720
00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:09,062
Yoo-hoo!
721
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:11,271
Anna, replace the toner?
722
00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:13,101
Thank you.
723
00:59:16,276 --> 00:59:20,039
Ah, fuck.
724
00:59:25,769 --> 00:59:27,149
You can't smoke in here.
725
00:59:27,253 --> 00:59:30,290
No, they allow you
to smoke in here!
726
00:59:34,812 --> 00:59:37,677
Hello, you fucks!
727
00:59:45,271 --> 00:59:47,963
Ooh.
728
00:59:48,067 --> 00:59:51,277
Oh.
729
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,830
Ah!
730
00:59:52,934 --> 00:59:54,038
Mm, ah.
731
00:59:54,142 --> 00:59:55,730
Mm!
732
01:00:01,632 --> 01:00:03,703
What the fuck?
733
01:00:03,807 --> 01:00:06,568
You threw up
in my fucking mouth.
734
01:00:06,672 --> 01:00:08,190
Fuck.
735
01:00:08,294 --> 01:00:09,433
Occupied.
736
01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:45,055
How's your night going?
737
01:00:45,158 --> 01:00:46,090
Bad.
738
01:00:46,194 --> 01:00:47,402
- Oh?
- Yep.
739
01:00:47,505 --> 01:00:48,403
Cool.
740
01:00:48,506 --> 01:00:50,094
Mm-hmm.
741
01:00:52,372 --> 01:00:53,270
Thanks.
742
01:00:53,373 --> 01:00:54,961
Thank you.
743
01:01:02,935 --> 01:01:04,315
Wow.
744
01:01:10,770 --> 01:01:12,185
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo, yo.
745
01:01:12,289 --> 01:01:13,152
Leave me alone.
746
01:01:13,255 --> 01:01:14,912
Uh, yeah, I would
love to, but I
747
01:01:15,016 --> 01:01:17,052
can't let you walk into traffic
just because we're fighting
748
01:01:17,156 --> 01:01:18,847
or broken up or--
749
01:01:18,951 --> 01:01:19,848
what are you wearing?
750
01:01:25,509 --> 01:01:26,372
Oh, my god.
751
01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:28,339
Are you-- OK, all right.
752
01:01:28,443 --> 01:01:29,686
Are you going to-- oh, oh god.
753
01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:31,066
Yeah.
754
01:01:31,170 --> 01:01:32,067
Are you OK?
755
01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:34,829
Yeah?
756
01:01:34,932 --> 01:01:36,209
Yeah, I'm fine.
757
01:01:36,313 --> 01:01:38,004
OK.
758
01:01:39,109 --> 01:01:42,008
Oh, god.
759
01:01:42,112 --> 01:01:44,217
Yeah.
760
01:01:44,321 --> 01:01:46,323
Just let it out.
761
01:01:46,426 --> 01:01:47,600
Let it out.
762
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,498
Yeah.
763
01:01:49,602 --> 01:01:51,190
Oh.
764
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,160
Are you done?
765
01:01:56,264 --> 01:01:57,334
Yeah.
766
01:01:57,437 --> 01:01:58,335
You want to sit?
767
01:01:58,438 --> 01:02:00,026
Yeah.
768
01:02:04,341 --> 01:02:06,653
OK, OK, OK.
769
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:11,072
I need help.
770
01:02:11,175 --> 01:02:12,211
Yeah, no shit.
771
01:02:12,314 --> 01:02:15,524
You just threw up in
the fucking playground.
772
01:02:15,628 --> 01:02:17,216
You're not OK.
773
01:02:17,319 --> 01:02:18,596
I don't--
774
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:20,909
I thought I could find him
before anyone knew he was gone,
775
01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:28,710
but I [mumbles]
776
01:02:28,814 --> 01:02:29,884
I get--
777
01:02:29,987 --> 01:02:33,508
Ugh, what's
happening to me?
778
01:02:33,611 --> 01:02:34,820
OK, OK.
All right.
779
01:02:34,923 --> 01:02:36,097
Take it easy.
780
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,305
Oh.
781
01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:38,789
OK.
782
01:02:38,893 --> 01:02:40,618
I lost Booger.
783
01:02:40,722 --> 01:02:41,723
I lost him.
784
01:02:41,827 --> 01:02:42,759
Booger?
785
01:02:42,862 --> 01:02:43,829
What?
786
01:02:43,932 --> 01:02:45,002
What are you talking--
787
01:02:45,106 --> 01:02:46,832
why are you bringing up Booger?
788
01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:50,767
It's all my fault.
789
01:02:50,870 --> 01:02:52,458
OK, you're going
through a lot.
790
01:02:52,561 --> 01:02:57,152
But I can tell you that
happened a long-ass time ago.
791
01:02:57,256 --> 01:02:59,603
What are you
fucking talking about?
792
01:02:59,706 --> 01:03:00,846
Booger's been gone.
793
01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:02,019
Yeah, I know!
794
01:03:02,123 --> 01:03:04,504
For, like, two years!
795
01:03:04,608 --> 01:03:05,471
What?
796
01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:06,817
Yeah.
797
01:03:06,921 --> 01:03:12,064
But I left
that stupid window o--
798
01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:13,997
Yeah, the window was
open, and then me, you,
799
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,033
and Izzy went out to
look for him for hours.
800
01:03:16,137 --> 01:03:17,863
You have to remember it.
801
01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:27,734
It doesn't make sense.
802
01:03:27,838 --> 01:03:28,735
Are you serious?
803
01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,738
Anna, look at me.
804
01:03:31,842 --> 01:03:33,775
Booger's been gone.
805
01:03:33,879 --> 01:03:37,434
And, yeah, I hope he's
OK, but I don't know.
806
01:03:37,537 --> 01:03:41,714
I feel like if he wanted to
come back, he would have by now.
807
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,613
You're kind of scaring me.
808
01:03:44,717 --> 01:03:45,822
OK, let's go.
809
01:03:45,925 --> 01:03:47,962
You are confused and drunk.
810
01:03:48,065 --> 01:03:50,965
And you are looking for
a cat that doesn't exist.
811
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:57,074
Yeah, looking for a
cat that doesn't exist.
812
01:03:57,178 --> 01:03:59,836
Don't follow me, or
I'll get very mad.
813
01:04:51,715 --> 01:04:53,303
Booger.
814
01:05:03,761 --> 01:05:05,694
You came back.
815
01:05:15,808 --> 01:05:17,051
I-- I-- I am--
816
01:05:17,154 --> 01:05:20,675
I am putting a lot
of money into this.
817
01:05:20,778 --> 01:05:21,987
Yeah, yeah.
818
01:05:22,090 --> 01:05:24,437
And I don't-- I don't
have a regular job.
819
01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:25,542
I mean, this is my job.
820
01:05:25,645 --> 01:05:26,957
This is my life.
821
01:05:27,061 --> 01:05:31,410
I go home every day, having
to drink a fifth just
822
01:05:31,513 --> 01:05:33,688
to fall asleep because
my heart can't take it.
823
01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:35,552
It's just continual agita.
824
01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:37,416
And she was supposed
to be here because we
825
01:05:37,519 --> 01:05:40,557
have that new shipment of
kittens coming from Guatemala.
826
01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:46,666
I would-- I don't know if you
believe in it, but I got the--
827
01:05:46,770 --> 01:05:47,667
No!
828
01:05:47,771 --> 01:05:50,636
Hey!
829
01:06:45,449 --> 01:06:47,037
Boog.
830
01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:06,160
Booger.
831
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:11,130
Boog.
832
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,753
Booger.
833
01:07:18,172 --> 01:07:19,759
Boogie.
834
01:07:29,976 --> 01:07:31,426
Booger.
835
01:07:31,530 --> 01:07:33,808
Boogie.
836
01:07:33,911 --> 01:07:35,499
Booger.
837
01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:37,837
OK.
838
01:08:37,941 --> 01:08:39,184
What was that?
839
01:08:39,287 --> 01:08:44,879
OK, I got it.
840
01:08:54,095 --> 01:08:57,892
Our saga begins on
a long, dark night.
841
01:08:59,307 --> 01:09:00,170
Yeah, keep--
842
01:09:00,274 --> 01:09:02,897
It was so long.
843
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:03,967
What are you guys doing?
844
01:09:04,070 --> 01:09:05,106
Filming Izzy being spooky.
845
01:09:05,210 --> 01:09:06,487
I'm being spooky.
846
01:09:06,590 --> 01:09:07,695
Come on, guys.
847
01:09:07,798 --> 01:09:09,248
It's been, like, two
hours, and it's dark now.
848
01:09:09,352 --> 01:09:10,801
Yeah, it's only
been a little bit.
849
01:09:10,905 --> 01:09:15,289
He's just being a crazy little
guy, having an adventure.
850
01:09:15,392 --> 01:09:16,738
We have all the
good treats at home,
851
01:09:16,842 --> 01:09:18,671
so he'll be back in no time.
Don't worry.
852
01:09:18,775 --> 01:09:19,948
Here, kitty, kitty.
853
01:09:20,052 --> 01:09:21,260
OK, let's look.
854
01:09:21,364 --> 01:09:22,537
- We're done being spooky.
- OK.
855
01:09:22,641 --> 01:09:24,229
- Let's go look for Boog.
- Yeah, cool.
856
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:27,508
- Booger.
- Boogie.
857
01:09:27,611 --> 01:09:28,474
Boog.
858
01:09:28,578 --> 01:09:29,786
Booger.
859
01:09:29,889 --> 01:09:31,477
Boog.
860
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:34,929
Booger.
861
01:09:35,032 --> 01:09:37,207
Boogs.
862
01:09:37,311 --> 01:09:39,105
Boogie!
863
01:10:16,073 --> 01:10:17,661
You're OK.
864
01:11:17,169 --> 01:11:18,515
Hi, you've reached Joyce.
865
01:11:18,619 --> 01:11:20,379
Please leave a message.
866
01:11:23,175 --> 01:11:27,248
It's-- hi, Joyce, it's Anna.
867
01:11:27,352 --> 01:11:32,288
Um, I'm calling like you asked.
868
01:11:32,391 --> 01:11:35,256
And I also--
869
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,673
I have something
that should be yours.
870
01:11:38,777 --> 01:11:44,403
So, maybe we could
get that dinner.
871
01:11:44,507 --> 01:11:46,957
OK, [sniffles] bye.
872
01:13:35,341 --> 01:13:38,655
I like pina coladas
873
01:13:38,759 --> 01:13:42,383
And getting caught in the rain
874
01:13:42,487 --> 01:13:45,662
And the feel of the ocean
875
01:13:45,766 --> 01:13:49,183
And the taste of champagne
876
01:13:49,286 --> 01:13:51,185
If you like making
love at midnight
877
01:13:52,704 --> 01:13:56,121
In the dunes on the cape
878
01:13:56,224 --> 01:13:59,400
You're the lady I've looked for
879
01:13:59,504 --> 01:14:03,266
Write to me and escape
880
01:14:13,379 --> 01:14:17,107
If you like pina coladas
881
01:14:17,211 --> 01:14:20,559
And getting caught in the rain
882
01:14:20,663 --> 01:14:24,045
And the feel of the ocean
883
01:14:24,149 --> 01:14:27,186
And the taste of champagne
884
01:14:27,290 --> 01:14:30,569
If you like making
love at midnight
885
01:14:30,673 --> 01:14:34,435
In the dunes on the cape
886
01:14:34,539 --> 01:14:37,576
You're the lady I've looked for
887
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,994
Write to me and escape
888
01:15:06,985 --> 01:15:10,920
If you
like pina coladas
889
01:15:11,023 --> 01:15:15,062
And getting caught in the rain
890
01:15:15,165 --> 01:15:18,168
If you're not into yoga
891
01:15:18,272 --> 01:15:21,551
If you have half a brain
892
01:15:21,655 --> 01:15:25,141
If you like making
love at midnight
893
01:15:25,244 --> 01:15:28,938
In the dunes of the cape
894
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:32,493
I'm the love that
you've looked for
895
01:15:32,597 --> 01:15:36,152
So write to me and escape
896
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:53,756
I was tired of my lady
897
01:15:53,859 --> 01:15:57,725
We'd been together too long
898
01:15:57,829 --> 01:16:00,694
Like a worn out recording
899
01:16:00,797 --> 01:16:04,663
Of a favorite song
900
01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:08,253
So while she lay there sleeping
901
01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:11,221
I read the paper in bed
902
01:16:11,325 --> 01:16:14,535
And in the personal columns
903
01:16:14,639 --> 01:16:17,089
There was this letter I read
904
01:16:17,193 --> 01:16:19,471
Mm.
905
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,922
OK.
906
01:16:22,025 --> 01:16:25,822
And getting
caught in the rain
907
01:16:25,926 --> 01:16:28,791
If you're not into yoga
908
01:16:28,894 --> 01:16:30,931
If you have half a brain
909
01:16:31,034 --> 01:16:31,932
Oh!
910
01:16:33,278 --> 01:16:36,592
If you like
making love at midnight
911
01:16:36,695 --> 01:16:40,112
Me and my friends
all hanging out.
912
01:16:40,216 --> 01:16:42,287
I'm the love
that you've looked for
913
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,460
Hi.
914
01:16:43,564 --> 01:16:45,117
So write
to me and escape
915
01:16:45,221 --> 01:16:46,118
Goodbye.
916
01:16:46,222 --> 01:16:48,086
Good to see you.
917
01:16:52,642 --> 01:16:55,058
This is my best friend!
918
01:17:01,030 --> 01:17:03,688
I wasn't
thinking of my lady
919
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:07,830
That's good.
920
01:17:07,933 --> 01:17:12,110
Me and my old lady
921
01:17:12,213 --> 01:17:15,838
Had fallen into the
same old dull routine
922
01:17:15,941 --> 01:17:19,324
So I wrote to the paper
923
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:23,328
Took out a personal ad
924
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:26,020
And though I'm nobody's poet
925
01:17:26,124 --> 01:17:28,713
Uh, ohh.
926
01:17:30,024 --> 01:17:33,027
Yes, I
like pina coladas
927
01:17:33,131 --> 01:17:36,721
And getting caught in the rain
928
01:17:36,824 --> 01:17:40,138
I'm not much into health food
929
01:17:40,241 --> 01:17:43,624
I am into champagne
930
01:17:43,728 --> 01:17:47,179
I've gotta meet you
by tomorrow noon
931
01:17:47,283 --> 01:17:51,252
And cut through
all this red tape
932
01:17:51,356 --> 01:17:54,462
At a bar called O'Malley's
933
01:17:54,566 --> 01:18:00,952
Where we'll plan our escape
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