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Liverpool came away with a win that
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stunned the catalans
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absolutely the current Champions show it
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to the defend then skips away I have a
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PL to prove Liverpool
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beware for another great night at
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anfield exclusively live Liverpool V
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Barcelona Tuesday 7:30 ITV 1
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I was a telecom engineer when M our
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phones first came out I was using them
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all day only a few weeks left
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me the man's name is Eddie
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do couple of months to live and he
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blames mobile phones for his condition
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is that what you think then I'm a mad
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bomber
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Cuts as they come so sick and fast we
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get them to you as soon as
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is for prices that just get better and
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better don't shop for
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nothing is more attractive than the
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limited introductory prices like this
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just
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485 wow £400 off how is all this
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possible at least £300 off every s and
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collection at DS
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I've been on myy oh
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dear give Mom a break with the KFC mom's
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off and disposable place in Cutlery the
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KFC mom's night off
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today Grand power helping you buy better
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why is it so complicated it's just a
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nightmare keeping an eye on your weight
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it is all something that seems quite
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simple and healthy when you actually
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look at the ingredients it's like w
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that's why I love these little fellas
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ingredient no added salt or added sugar
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no added anything you know what you're
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eating it helps me watch my weight
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simple really
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I believe in a better
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world a Kinder
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World a gentler
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world oh that's soft but above all a
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softer World soft soft soft triple
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ret arus we're always cutting prices so
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to keep up to date look out for our
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price cut flyers in your paper don't
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shop for
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B
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it Everyone likes a pub quiz but only if
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you win it's benador on ice1 in an hour
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first there's some strong language as
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it's all coming out in
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Bonkers hello welcome back to my midlife
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crisis
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so what were we doing the last time
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to find the
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mus
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well John decided to Chuck himself off
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the roof only he got cold feet and then
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got stuck so Marcus went up after him
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next up HEC dos been alerted and it
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turns out that she's in melda's the
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lesbian a stiny mood TOS his face I just
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needed shag and you were there on a shag
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dude
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thingy I'm I'm seeing a psychoanalyst
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therapist to make yourself feel better
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about being a
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[ __ ] and I've
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decided to put the house up for S with s
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means no one will be able to see
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[Applause]
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me then Jeremy came around you look
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lovely Helen if you don't mind me saying
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so if you don't mind me saying so but I
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have to ask him to leave because frankly
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I was Bor
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rigid which I apologize I'm sorry I'm H
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you are and
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Tim I don't know what Tim's up to oh
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great but he's a good boy and I love him
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so
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yeah oh when the fire briger got John
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off the roof he then got whisked off
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down the PO station where he
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admitted to having done her in Debbie D
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Debbie
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in and now
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this Helen it's me Marcus I've seen
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Debbie what where so you have to come
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through I've got to go I'm at the police
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station I'll call you as soon as I
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can so you coming out of R 52
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isn't that a gayar possibly is it I
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don't know you do realize that anyone
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could walk in here and say that they'
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seem de I'm a lawyer I don't make things
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up you didn't get a registration number
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and you can't even agree what color the
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car was it was dark yes and we do know
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it was a boxall
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howy look you can't charge him until you
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followed this up because Debbie is out
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there a car travels past you at R 40 m
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an hour more in the dark and you're
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utterly convinced that it was
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her yeah I might well be three sheets to
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the wind pal but that is often when I am
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often at my most lucid and nothing you
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can say can touch me because you are
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nothing more than a figment of my
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imagination you keep saying that love
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but you're still talking to
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me Tim good evening
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I'd like to answer that I thought you
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were on the phone and you're not you're
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just talking to yourself again I'm going
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to tell you something now Tim and you're
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going to think I don't know what you're
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going to think but I'm going to tell you
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anyway cuz I think I need help you're
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going to regret this
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Helen this
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here it's Felix Nash yeah and I know you
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can't see him but he's very there and
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he's been there since he fell into a
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coma in New Zealand and yes I am mad and
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I've been mad ever since your father
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left which I think is probably the whole
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point don't you shake your head at me
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and wipe that shitty look off your face
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you see it was all right to start with
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but now I can't St the arant TOs
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now I suppose they ought to go home
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yeah is that what you
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want
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no I want to go back to your place with
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you right
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then I'll follow you on
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oh
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T were you
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um all right last night what was I doing
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uh it was more what you were saying
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about Felix
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Nash look
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Tim he's
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here he's here right now lying right
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next to
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me he's asleep
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naked my the my theory is that I coped
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with your dad by I don't know inventing
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this thing my fantasy
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bloke so uh you
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sleep together no
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well yeah well once you may
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you
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sex with a man who doesn't
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exist I need to get in the shower right
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well I'll uh yeah make myself guess uh
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I've got a job interview today where Pet
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what the hell was that for the house is
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on fire what
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yeah you're lying so
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what Tim she's totally off a trolling
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sorry she thinks she's living with Felix
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Nash that puffy actor she likes she
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thinks he's here living with her oh and
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it's not even like she's fantasizing
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it's like she's actually mad like he's
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really really there and she can't get
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rid of him and he's driving her up the
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wall listen Tim listen Nicole came back
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last night so I'm stuck in this Crotty
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bed and breakfast again then this
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morning not 10 minutes since I get a
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phone call from Manchester saying the
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[ __ ] of the north wants to see me in
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her office at 2:00 this afternoon she's
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going to sack me Tim she's read the
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script decided it [ __ ] and she's going
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to sack me so forgive me if I've got
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better bloody things to think of right
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now than whatever the hell your mother
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think think she's up to all
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right of course I would never have
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looked him twice if it hadn't been for
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this open marriage business it would
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never have occurred to me
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to but
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um
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yeah and I'm sorry Helen threw you out
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Jeremy I am
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honestly I wish you could be as happy as
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I am but
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well just bad timing I
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suppose out of Interest would you like
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it if I shagged you on the dining table
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God never thought about
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[Laughter]
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it I have to go to work oh me
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too
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gosh I can't remember the last time I
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left for work feeling so cheerful
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so what time did he get in 3:00 you were
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asleep I didn't want to wake you and why
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doesn't she believe
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you oh because we can't prove it we me
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and Andrew was with me he saw her too in
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the car he was there at the same time
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leaving the office so he came with me to
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report it and she kept you there for 8
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hours yes
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I want to say
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something go
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on I want us to try again with
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everything I'm sorry I've been so
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ridiculous and selfish and God knows
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maybe I been expecting too much from
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people and perhaps haven't been grateful
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enough for the things that we have we
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have got right
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together and we can make such a nice
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little team can't
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we and I'm
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sorry I just wanted to say
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that I'm
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gay what you were right no I wasn't um I
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I I've met someone else no you haven't
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why didn't you say all of this yesterday
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who have you met
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God since
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yesterday
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Andrew I have to get to work
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2 you make
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me experience the luxurious fragrance of
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crush Sil and Jasmine and new B two in
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one part of the fabric of
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you more is a year free Breakdown Cover
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more call 800 300 800 for a quote or
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visit us at more than.com
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how close does a biker have to be before
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you see them here
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here or here at a junction look look
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then look again think take longer to
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look for bikes
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thank you very much
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indeed carrier bags Wimbledon thanks to
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you we used 300 million fer last year at
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Tesco so be sure to keep collecting your
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green Club card points for not using new
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ones you can use whatever you want
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instead we're not too first but why not
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dig out an all carry a bag or maybe try
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a bag for
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Life Tesco every little
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helps M get your thumbs on this smooth
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and frothy coffee
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drink new Dow Egberts cafe
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switch it's 07 Heaven at Bristol Street
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the fiesta style packed with features at
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a Heavenly
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6965 big on Choice big on value Bristol
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Street the sensuous new fragrance of
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crushed silk and Jasmine now in Lenor
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the pleasures all
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yours everybody in my life that's kind
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of fulltime in my life thinks a
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shouldn't do this I personally I'm not
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happy about her doing it I like to see
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the curves and if Louise become too
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skinny and I don't want to be at feel
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her ribs and her rib C that's not that
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what I like Louise rnap discovers the
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truth about size zero Wednesday at 9 ITV
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1 9:30 you're taking 9d for biology Cuz
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Mr hard is still off with his toenail
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10:15 you're see wolf Nan's parents
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rather you than me 10:30 a request from
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Mrs Halliday to pop into the music room
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and see what Ashley Potter's gone and
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done inside the claven NOA 1040 Mr weal
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wants to go through the PE budget with
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you because he says he's not the Messiah
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and he can't perform Miracles 1055 you
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know what I've never liked about you Mrs
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huitt I'm sorry Mr waterhous no you're
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supposed to say no what have you never
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liked about me Mr Waterhouse to which I
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reply
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everything I'm going home
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home I'm taking early retirement What
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right now right this minute right this
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second you can't can't I why not is that
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an illegal substance Mr B it is I
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confiscated it off Wi bottomly 3 days
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ago and now I'm going to take it home
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stick it in my pipe and smoke it are you
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all right Mr water how's yes Mrs H you
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don't seem yourself don't I well that's
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good because I don't want to be myself
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anymore do you know what I've always
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always always wanted to be Mrs GID no Mr
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waterhous more than anything else in the
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whole white world no Mr waterhous
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entirely
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irresponsible listen Jeremy I'm sorry
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about oh you'll never guess but when I
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went back to my house last night I found
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your Tim shagging Harriet on the dining
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table
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Helen um they're keeping John in I'm
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certain that it was Debbie but I can't
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prove it and that's witch at the police
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station won't believe me so right well
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what are you going to do about it I
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don't know yet I need to speak to some
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people take
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advice listen can I come over this
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afternoon there's um something else I
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wanted to do talk to about
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what I'm gay are you yes yes I am right
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so so I'll uh I'll see you this
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afternoon then yeah bye-bye
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bye-bye morning Miss
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morning you've got a job in a pet shop
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yeah uh stacking shelves with an eyes to
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middle management if I play my cards
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right right shall we go upstairs then uh
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no no the the point is I'm not going to
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be doing that anymore what
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yeah well Tim I'm disappointed um I I I
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appreciate that Mr are you
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sure yeah I
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am you've got a talent Tim a gift and
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that's not something you should keep to
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yourself yeah no I I know I could make
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you rich that's very kind of you but you
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were all up for it last time big boy
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yeah uh until you fixed me up with my
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auntie
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amelda you are
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joking no the estate
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agent
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yep so look uh I'm going now I bet
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you're still stoking Wendy Wow's
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boiler no uh I'm not in fact I'm going
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to go and tell her the same thing right
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now
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hello Tim hi you moving uh I don't know
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long time now see how's things uh good
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fine yeah what are you up to I just got
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a job stacking shelves at the um great
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so what can I do you for I was
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just can I ask you
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something uh what you've not seen any
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comings and goings when I've been off
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have you
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what sort of uh uh comings and goings
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fellas no only I I think she's
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what being at it with
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someone do you I've not said anything
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no you see anything hear anything next
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time I'm
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off you tip me the wi I get it back son
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yeah yes right thank you I will
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so what did you
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want uh I uh booted my football over
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into your background uh so I was just
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wondering if oh cheers thanks thanks
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very much
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hello
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Helen I need to talk to you I'm teaching
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Marcus is being shed up the by some blow
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called Andre God knows what's going to
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happen
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next I want to about
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children you not pip down I'm dealing
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with a crisis here thank you right start
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again Marcus is gay I know he told me
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earlier but I didn't know he was at it
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with anyone well he is so who's this
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Andrew blman anyway
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I've got to go my client's here I'll pop
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around tonight after work ah is that all
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right yeah
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only oh that's something to look forward
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to anyway he hasn't had an offer from
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heartbeat I expect to Vicky Clark on
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Tuesday they all know he's a
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smackhead well they do
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now okay
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bye trouble Tony
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thanks for popping in oh no no no no
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trouble
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good now this isn't easy you're a nice
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guy
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but you're
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fired Beth Daw Howard
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hi thank you so much no we're so
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thrilled we're just
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delighted not at all you're very clever
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and you're very very special
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yeah sure sure yeah I love you too okay
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bye
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byebye Tony last script not quite there
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not quite where you wanted it to be
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added to which your contribution in
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meetings recently has equally fallen
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short of what one might expect from a
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writer with your background and
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experience Tim's here 3 minutes with
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that in
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mind I think the time has come for you
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and Jubilee terorist depart company
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B oh aliser
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hi I've been writing on the show for 15
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years could that be part of the problem
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no it's not part of the freaking problem
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head of programs I was weaned on this
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show it's it's in the blood sorry aliser
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hang on a sec the show is evolving we
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need to think about leaving story lines
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about pork pies and Underpants behind no
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no sorry Alisa sorry I'm trying to speak
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to two
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people Tony by Parker yeah yeah you do
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he's one of the
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writers plump
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Northern that's right yeah listen I'm
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just
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scking yeah just now yeah okay would you
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okay let's speak later thanks
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bye don't feel that you
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failed my wife's kicked me out did you
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know
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she found out I was at it with a
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19-year-old who I got pregnant 3 years
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ago right there we were in the garden
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celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary
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with all our friends and neighbors
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Nicole comes around shouting the odds
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and Nicole the 19-year-old oh good lord
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meanwhile Helen's brother's fiance is at
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it with our Tim in our bedroom John
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Helen's brother walks in on him and
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that's it he marches off Burns his house
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down and she goes missing heck yeah the
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police seems to think he's done her in
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you kidding no he's in custody then
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there's Marcus and nlda Helen's other
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brother she thinks he's a lesbian he
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thinks she's a puff have I have I said
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that the wrong way around yeah and I
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didn't tell you about Nicole dumping
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Bailey on me and buggering off to
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Benidorm baile is the baby my lad is too
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he's he's
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Grand but I I've had a lot on I suppose
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is is the
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point this could be really interesting
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could it in in what sense well if she
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goes off to benador and leaves him with
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the baby and if he say disappeared with
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the baby he no it's me anyone she's back
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now no I'm just saying I'm thinking of
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Ken and
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Jodie rise and the gay couple is he
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professional Marcus is a solicitor oh
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good I like that you see this could be
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Adam and Selena you see he could have
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had a string of other Fells on the go
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for years behind her back he could be
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being blackmailed
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uh rent boy great
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yes and the wife emelda she's uh well
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interestingly she'd probably try and
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pull the rent boy she does things kind
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of laterally does a melder it's could
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run and
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run you [ __ ] yes hello Mom you get back
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out there and take that for sale sign
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down right now Jeremy's gone weird he's
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diing a big hole in his
558
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,480
garden right so why this morning did
559
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:01,399
Jeremy tell me that he caught you at it
560
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:04,080
with Harriet on the dining table ah
561
00:28:01,399 --> 00:28:05,640
you're kidding please please please tell
562
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,360
me you are not shagging Harriet
563
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:12,960
Waterhouse no uh I'm not
564
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:14,799
but keep talking she grabbed me she saw
565
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,840
him Jeremy coming back and she wanted
566
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:18,559
him to be jealous so she grabbed me and
567
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,120
said make it look like we're having sex
568
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:21,919
uh and he walked in so it did look like
569
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,799
we were even though we weren't but the
570
00:28:21,919 --> 00:28:26,600
bigger point is he thinks we were and
571
00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:30,120
now he's digging a hole a big deep
572
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,120
hole what's going on
573
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,490
hi there was a message from Mrs hwit she
574
00:28:32,159 --> 00:28:34,690
said what are
575
00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:36,300
[Applause]
576
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:39,480
[Music]
577
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,480
[Applause]
578
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,640
you what are you
579
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:50,640
smoking what are you doing pole why I'm
580
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,760
digging to Australia has something
581
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:55,679
happened I've seen the
582
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:57,680
light and I bought a Harley I'm picking
583
00:28:55,679 --> 00:29:00,399
it up tomorrow morning
584
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:03,480
[Music]
585
00:29:00,399 --> 00:29:05,760
you look so sexy in that skirt I would
586
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,519
really like to Bonk your senseless right
587
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,880
here right
588
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:12,120
now sure I can fit you into my busy
589
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,559
schedule if I'm supposed to find this
590
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,000
attractive it's a serious miscalculation
591
00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:18,679
it's a shame you haven't got melons like
592
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,170
pons but are you having a nervous
593
00:29:18,679 --> 00:29:23,559
breakdown I don't know but it's
594
00:29:21,170 --> 00:29:26,720
[Music]
595
00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:31,960
fun you've seen my ax anywhere
596
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:31,960
[Music]
597
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,960
what are you doing here you know what I
598
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:41,320
can't get over is why the hell you got
599
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,679
married and had children in the first
600
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,120
place if you knew all along what a
601
00:29:42,679 --> 00:29:48,159
screaming Queen you were I didn't know
602
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:50,640
that damn well did not in so many words
603
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:52,760
I didn't look emelda I've come to talk
604
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,960
to my sister about the fact that I've
605
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:58,760
seen Debbie John is languishing in a
606
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:01,120
prison cell and all you can do oh yes
607
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:04,519
that's right go on change the sing
608
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,559
subject coward oh hello God to think
609
00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:08,200
that all this time I could have been
610
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:10,760
with a real man a proper man he's coming
611
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:14,200
in a man who didn't make me feel like a
612
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:17,360
dyke nobody can make someone feel like a
613
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:20,480
dyke you went telling people that I was
614
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,039
a lesbian Tony I only told Tony and you
615
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,279
were the one who actually pursued it
616
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:25,640
I've just made some
617
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:28,000
tea you were the one who set up that
618
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,279
ridiculous date with that Bloody woman
619
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,039
of all people yes yes that's how
620
00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:37,120
desperate I was I actually believed you
621
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:37,120
what are the wagon wheels you know as
622
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:44,440
I to in amongst all the
623
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:47,080
Slime why you [ __ ] that was a sing
624
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:49,840
multi know how much you like your
625
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:51,039
biscuits your underwear as well just
626
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,480
like I said I
627
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:55,639
would all your 10 a b bubble bath down
628
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,159
the
629
00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:59,720
plug nobody Embraces the whole thing as
630
00:30:58,159 --> 00:31:02,440
wholeheartedly as you did just on
631
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,120
someone else's suggestion anyway we're
632
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,159
not talking about me we're talking about
633
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:10,080
you T sorry there aren't any biscuits
634
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:12,440
and then I clean the with your tooth
635
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:16,240
brush and my God didn't need it milk
636
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,440
sugar and th you will not believe what
637
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:20,679
I've G done your moisturizer I'll just
638
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:24,039
let Tim know I've made some
639
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:27,559
tea oh is is Tim yeah he's hiding
640
00:31:24,039 --> 00:31:30,039
upstairs I've made some tea you've asked
641
00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:32,639
for everything you've got I uh I need to
642
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:35,240
collect the boys I'll pick up the boys
643
00:31:32,639 --> 00:31:36,919
yes I'll be wanting custody of them next
644
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:39,399
you don't know where they are they're
645
00:31:36,919 --> 00:31:42,000
not at school they're at drama club and
646
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:45,000
you don't know where that is that's how
647
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:47,000
much he knows about them oh you off then
648
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,610
this isn't the end of it and you need
649
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,780
think it
650
00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:53,780
[Music]
651
00:31:53,919 --> 00:31:57,919
is so
652
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:05,760
now you know yeah sorry it's all right
653
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:07,799
sorry to inflict this on you now what
654
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,240
about the children I
655
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:12,320
know oh God there's a thousand onone
656
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:15,159
things to think through but I know this
657
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:21,159
is the way forward for
658
00:32:15,159 --> 00:32:23,159
me Ellen yeah yep well yeah good that's
659
00:32:21,159 --> 00:32:25,200
good as long as nobody gets her well
660
00:32:23,159 --> 00:32:28,159
apart from
661
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,399
Elder aren't you bothered of course but
662
00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:34,039
you know I've got my own things to
663
00:32:29,399 --> 00:32:37,440
contend with oh God yes Tony Tony oh
664
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:42,760
John yes no what then well I suppose you
665
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:47,480
might as well know what I'm Bonkers mom
666
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:49,480
no I am living with a man don't mom
667
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:53,519
living with a man mental illness is
668
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:56,440
nothing to be ashamed of no
669
00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:58,200
maybe mental you've got to acknowledge
670
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:01,360
it's there in order to be able able to
671
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:04,960
deal with it I am living with a man who
672
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:08,440
doesn't exist and I can't stand
673
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:10,440
him and while we're on the subject Felix
674
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,799
if you think for one moment that I'm
675
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,039
going to be intimidated and bullied into
676
00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:18,760
not selling the house by someone who
677
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:21,799
ejaculates in my face cream then you
678
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:27,600
have taken on the wrong woman
679
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:27,600
Buster I'll go I'll go I'll go
680
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,869
[Music]
681
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,960
as
682
00:33:33,850 --> 00:33:42,039
[Music]
683
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:43,799
things Helen hello Marcus are you uh all
684
00:33:42,039 --> 00:33:45,120
right I've just come to do some
685
00:33:43,799 --> 00:33:48,000
measuring up in the back Garden for the
686
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:51,639
Marquee and everything what Marquee for
687
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,639
the wedding nnie
688
00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:57,990
[Applause]
689
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:57,990
[Music]
690
00:33:59,399 --> 00:34:04,600
you can now experience the softness of
691
00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:08,040
silk with the protection of
692
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:11,040
always introducing new always with
693
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,079
silk the first always pad with the Added
694
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,560
Touch of
695
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:19,200
silk always with silk feels like Silk
696
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,200
protects like
697
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:26,440
always in the highlands there's so much
698
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:28,440
going on
699
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,280
[Music]
700
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,179
to book your break call
701
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,350
8452
702
00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:34,520
[Applause]
703
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:38,639
[Music]
704
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:41,800
5121 live it this is
705
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:44,599
Scotland CRS the world's greatest dog
706
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:47,119
show just got even bigger with more room
707
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:50,079
for a whole new free Arena program more
708
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:53,119
displays more competitions and even more
709
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:56,040
trade stands it's just too much fun to
710
00:34:53,119 --> 00:35:00,880
miss from the 8th to 11th of March at
711
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,880
the NEC in birming him
712
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:08,830
[Music]
713
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,830
[Applause]
714
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:36,190
compact agile yet tough introducing the
715
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:38,960
all new Nan kashai the hatchback
716
00:35:36,190 --> 00:35:41,680
[Music]
717
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:44,960
redefined we begin at the
718
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:49,599
end what Horror made her heart so
719
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:54,160
dark or God forbid was it always so
720
00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:58,880
coming ready on the making of a murderer
721
00:35:54,160 --> 00:36:01,119
fallen angel coming soon to ITV
722
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,720
one thank
723
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:07,119
you
724
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:11,240
beautiful yes it's
725
00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:14,440
sinil elegant smooth
726
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:16,480
lines well matched sinil has developed
727
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:19,480
the complete Conservatory so the roof
728
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,400
and windows match perfectly sinil is now
729
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,720
the UK's number one choice for
730
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:28,319
conservatories call 0800
731
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:32,400
970 sinal ask for it by
732
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:35,400
name ow ow shh it's in the contract a
733
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:39,119
free miniature monkey with 160 bag packs
734
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,119
of delicious PG TPS
735
00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:46,749
[Music]
736
00:36:43,590 --> 00:36:46,749
[Applause]
737
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,720
outrage if you need careers advice
738
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,680
that's tailored to fit you call the
739
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:55,640
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740
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,240
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741
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,480
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742
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:02,079
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743
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:04,480
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744
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:08,800
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745
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,800
for careers advice call 08001
746
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:14,800
100900 because we all want to look and
747
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:20,440
feel better for less it's triple points
748
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,440
when you spend £15 this weekend at boots
749
00:37:22,890 --> 00:37:32,390
[Music]
750
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:41,880
what she may some kind of breakdown
751
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,880
memory she looks all right to
752
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,720
me he
753
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:54,640
is hello where have you been I
754
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:57,040
don't really
755
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,359
know they all thought I'd done something
756
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,880
to you
757
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:03,359
I'm
758
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:05,280
sorry what happened about Tim and
759
00:38:03,359 --> 00:38:09,560
everything doesn't
760
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,560
matter nothing matters except you're
761
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,119
safe really
762
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,720
yeah
763
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:22,720
so are we still getting married then or
764
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,720
what
765
00:38:33,079 --> 00:38:43,560
H
766
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:46,720
[Music]
767
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:49,400
what I'm
768
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:53,359
what I'm going to miss all little
769
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:56,280
chats what little chats when I visited
770
00:38:53,359 --> 00:38:58,280
we always seem to get on despite the
771
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,240
difficult circumstances
772
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,240
all right well you
773
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:06,560
know perhaps we could see each other
774
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:10,720
again what
775
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:13,720
for a drink why
776
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,720
fun
777
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:19,599
fun here's my number if ever
778
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,680
you
779
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:24,640
yeah and no doubt I'll see you in court
780
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:27,560
court we've not dropped the arson
781
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:31,800
charges against George on oh no right
782
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:34,040
right anyway I've got your
783
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:39,040
number
784
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:43,400
[Music]
785
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:45,880
yeah she was chatting me up what shlock
786
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:49,280
holes inspector NAA she was chatting me
787
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:52,920
up she why are you still in the house uh
788
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:56,079
yeah yeah oh you were out I'm doing the
789
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:58,760
evening shift she's turned up I know
790
00:39:56,079 --> 00:40:00,680
we're getting married good kind of I
791
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,880
didn't not your bloody block off did I
792
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,359
that's enough that will do we've had
793
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:06,400
enough trouble uh I'll see
794
00:40:04,359 --> 00:40:09,720
you someone's going to KN that cocky
795
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:11,880
grein right off his BR one day stop it
796
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:14,520
just stop that come
797
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:17,480
inside I better be off right uh before
798
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:21,200
you go uh John there's two things to
799
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:25,440
tell you what Marcus is gay and I'm
800
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:28,880
Bonkers gay in what sense in in in in
801
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:31,319
the um well um talk about it properly
802
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:34,720
later over a drink or something but he's
803
00:40:31,319 --> 00:40:35,520
married yeah as I say right um we'll
804
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,410
yeah
805
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:44,599
later
806
00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:48,079
[Music]
807
00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:51,000
right I always thought he was me
808
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:53,520
too right now um before we go inside
809
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,200
John um there's somebody I'd like you to
810
00:40:53,520 --> 00:41:01,570
meet somebody who doesn't actually exist
811
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:05,789
[Music]
812
00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:05,789
[Applause]
813
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:22,210
[Music]
814
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,240
hiy hi what's your game
815
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:36,960
uh didn't like it you what I like the
816
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:39,880
original don't get me wrong but that
817
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:44,880
it's that's just [ __ ] really isn't it
818
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:47,240
she paid 450 quid for that yeah well
819
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:49,680
that is tragic are you taking the piss
820
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:51,960
sorry did you did you like it what
821
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,359
that's not the point is it you can't col
822
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:57,160
I bought Harley this morning you
823
00:41:54,359 --> 00:42:00,880
have have you picking up tomorrow
824
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:04,760
tomorrow can't wait oh well
825
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:07,760
that's can I have a go
826
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,079
yeah actually you're right was [ __ ]
827
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,319
wasn't
828
00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:12,880
it I said to him I'm going what's people
829
00:42:11,319 --> 00:42:15,839
going to think May with a naked man of
830
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:18,680
me front garden I didn't think she says
831
00:42:15,839 --> 00:42:18,680
I didn't
832
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,720
think what should I tell
833
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,359
her I'll think it's something
834
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,200
hey
835
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,280
J
836
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:39,200
what you haven't seen any comings or
837
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,960
going around our house have you what
838
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,319
kind of comings and
839
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:48,440
going
840
00:42:43,319 --> 00:42:52,319
fellas no no no I don't think
841
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:54,760
so uh what no
842
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:58,000
what well I did catch Tim attic with
843
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:01,480
Harry on the dining table last night so
844
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,839
Tim yeah this Tim
845
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:07,640
yeah with Dr wal
846
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:11,119
tals yeah and and I know he's been
847
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:13,559
coming around doing odd jobs around your
848
00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:16,400
house your man yes that's what I was
849
00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:19,480
trying to tell you I am mad there's no
850
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,880
one here that's right not to you so
851
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:24,079
start again you're selling the house
852
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:27,200
because of a man who isn't here well yes
853
00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:28,839
I lied you're mad what I said you're mad
854
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,640
we've established that I'm not talking
855
00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:32,359
to you I lied about all the face cream
856
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,559
and the bubble bath and hiding things I
857
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:36,000
was trying to make you understand the
858
00:43:33,559 --> 00:43:37,800
position I'm in Helen I lashed out cuz I
859
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,640
was upset and what about the wagon
860
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,880
wheels I ate them this is really sick
861
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:46,160
Helen all of them you can't sell the
862
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:48,359
house yeah well why
863
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,040
not all I have to live for is watching
864
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,520
telly all day I might as well eat myself
865
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,079
stupid while I'm at it I mean it's just
866
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,559
not funny don't leave
867
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:59,720
me don't sell
868
00:43:55,559 --> 00:43:59,720
up my son is in your
869
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:08,160
house enen I thought you like
870
00:44:05,319 --> 00:44:10,920
me the problem is Felix and don't take
871
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:13,720
this personally but you don't
872
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:16,359
exist and I've got to get you out of my
873
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:20,119
life because then I'll stop being mad
874
00:44:16,359 --> 00:44:20,119
you're proper barking hold
875
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:27,800
onx
876
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:32,760
most oh hello Colin
877
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,760
where's your Tim oh he's just popped out
878
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,440
where do you know I don't think I asked
879
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,920
him hang on
880
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:41,760
Felix Felix do you know where Tim said
881
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:45,800
he was
882
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:49,920
working no ST no sorry Colin can I give
883
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,920
you a message no
884
00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:54,559
[Music]
885
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,559
[Applause]
886
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:05,240
[Music]
887
00:45:01,359 --> 00:45:09,079
oh hello I didn't know you worked
888
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:10,839
here right no well um the thing is I
889
00:45:09,079 --> 00:45:12,200
heard you knock on my door this morning
890
00:45:10,839 --> 00:45:15,200
only I couldn't warn you because I
891
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,559
didn't get the chance yeah no worries
892
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,839
he's going back again on Thursday Colin
893
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:24,640
that is so shall we say
894
00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:27,640
ear no h busy no I'm not doing it
895
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:30,160
anymore not why not
896
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:32,160
that's ridiculous you can earn as much
897
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:35,520
in an hour with me as you can in a week
898
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:39,280
here surely he knows you've been seeing
899
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:40,880
someone he told me he gave me 20 quid to
900
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,760
keep an eye on any comings and goings
901
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,280
when he goes back to Thailand said
902
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,800
nothing to
903
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:50,319
me you know he has other women does he
904
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:54,920
of course he does no I didn't know that
905
00:45:50,319 --> 00:45:57,760
I turn a blind eye suits me and what s
906
00:45:54,920 --> 00:46:00,200
for the goose
907
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:03,240
oh who have thought stacking shelves
908
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,240
could be so
909
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:11,359
stimulating please don't do that Mrs Bo
910
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:13,540
is like they can't get
911
00:46:11,359 --> 00:46:19,919
enough you know where I
912
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:19,919
[Music]
913
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:27,040
am what's going to happen to the
914
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:27,040
boys have you thought about that
915
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,800
none of this is going to be
916
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:38,559
easy I know
917
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:42,520
that don't leave me what let's start
918
00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:46,559
again let's pretend this hasn't
919
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:49,640
happened I've had sex with him so what I
920
00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:52,640
can forget that I don't want to be
921
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,640
forgiven
922
00:46:55,119 --> 00:47:00,480
look I'm sorry
923
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,960
I should have dealt with this before and
924
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:04,680
I didn't it's my fault I I pushed you
925
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,160
into it and I shouldn't have I'm glad
926
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,920
that you did no you're not it's my fault
927
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,800
it's not your fault it's my fault it's
928
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,800
my fault it's my
929
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:22,280
fault look I'm
930
00:47:18,359 --> 00:47:27,760
sorry we've discussed this Andrew and I
931
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:27,760
and I am going to go and stay with him
932
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,119
what are you doing here yes good evening
933
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,559
what are you after I've got a little
934
00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:40,280
proposal I'd like to put to you can I
935
00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:42,880
come in
936
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:45,559
no I've just come back from Manchester
937
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:48,520
I've had my 12month contract renewed on
938
00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:50,920
Jubilee Terrace 25
939
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,480
episodes is that good good is
940
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,559
everybody's birthday and Christmas come
941
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:58,359
at once so I've
942
00:47:54,559 --> 00:48:02,079
decided I want more involvement with
943
00:47:58,359 --> 00:48:02,079
Bailey I want to adopt
944
00:48:02,390 --> 00:48:07,960
[Applause]
945
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:11,520
[Music]
946
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:16,599
him you join us as Russian Boris penko
947
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attempts a new world record I am a
948
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human oh who told you to stop doing star
949
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jumps star
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jumps hula hoops in a whole world of
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964
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965
00:49:26,390 --> 00:49:41,880
[Music]
966
00:49:39,599 --> 00:49:44,400
there is an
967
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,599
honesty behind it
968
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:51,599
Lance the
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00:49:46,599 --> 00:49:55,319
meaning behind a touch and unspoken love
970
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971
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season coming soon into
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973
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974
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effective omega-3 it's one of Nature's
975
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richest sources and they could help keep
976
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your joints nice and supple and flexible
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979
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981
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985
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00:50:34,359 --> 00:50:39,200
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988
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,119
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built in so it's easier to get even
996
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,640
tough stains out
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When We're Young we all have dreams of
998
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:08,640
speed and
999
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:13,480
excitement but we grow
1000
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:16,359
up and somehow those dreams never quite
1001
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:20,920
happen and a dream can only become
1002
00:51:16,359 --> 00:51:23,319
reality if you chase it and Chase it and
1003
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,319
Chase
1004
00:51:23,359 --> 00:51:29,400
it Vodaphone make the most of
1005
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,480
now guess
1006
00:51:38,839 --> 00:51:43,480
what I just made a phone call Jeremy
1007
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:45,359
please do whatever you want it's no
1008
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:48,799
concern of
1009
00:51:45,359 --> 00:51:48,799
mine oh this
1010
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,359
is I just
1011
00:51:53,559 --> 00:51:58,440
spoke to the little bugger
1012
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:02,000
no you
1013
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:05,839
didn't yes I did the little bugger is in
1014
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:09,880
prison the little bugger just got out 3
1015
00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:12,240
weeks ago how perole how do you know he
1016
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,559
wrote to me at
1017
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:17,720
school I don't know how he knew I was
1018
00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:22,200
there but um he was
1019
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:26,000
contrite sincere all the same I ignored
1020
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:28,640
it but then just now I thought no no I
1021
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:32,200
shouldn't IGN ignore it he is after all
1022
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:34,520
our little bugger he is not our little
1023
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:39,240
bugger we disowned him he's
1024
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:43,359
coming what yeah
1025
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:45,720
no tell me that you didn't give him the
1026
00:52:43,359 --> 00:52:49,960
address are you
1027
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:52,359
mad you're going to adopt Bailey yeah so
1028
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,559
why because I don't want him living
1029
00:52:52,359 --> 00:52:56,000
there with her anymore being dragged up
1030
00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:58,960
by the Scruff of his neck I want him to
1031
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,240
have a proper start in life so I'm going
1032
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:04,119
to buy a house small house not a million
1033
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:06,480
miles away from here I hope but uh the
1034
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:09,359
point is I noticed you've got the for
1035
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:12,480
sale sign up so I thought you were
1036
00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:14,400
supposed to be getting sacked well I was
1037
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,640
nobody was more surprised than I was I
1038
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:19,359
don't know what happened except so
1039
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:22,280
that's it you were adopting Bailey and
1040
00:53:19,359 --> 00:53:27,400
that's it well that really would be the
1041
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:29,160
nail in the coffin the final thing
1042
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:32,000
as
1043
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:34,960
regards so you are getting your life
1044
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:37,960
back on track and I me the injured party
1045
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:41,079
I'm being left to go quietly mad all by
1046
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:44,440
myself I thought that's what you wanted
1047
00:53:41,079 --> 00:53:47,359
what I wanted me out of the way no Tony
1048
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,760
what I wanted was for us to grow old
1049
00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:52,000
together Grace well gracefully is that's
1050
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:55,200
what I wanted right okay but given that
1051
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,160
that's not going to happen is it no no
1052
00:53:55,200 --> 00:54:00,000
it isn't
1053
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:04,079
right so right well I'm not selling the
1054
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:05,680
house then you can sod off oh thank
1055
00:54:04,079 --> 00:54:08,599
God
1056
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,880
Helen we can make this work we can be
1057
00:54:08,599 --> 00:54:12,720
happy together this isn't about you
1058
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:16,200
you're still on your way out pal I'll
1059
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:18,119
deal with you ah now yes Tim did tell me
1060
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,920
about this imaginary friend of yours oh
1061
00:54:18,119 --> 00:54:21,440
did he did he really and did he say it
1062
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:24,839
was you sending me bloody mad in the
1063
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:28,119
first place did he hen oh get stuffed I
1064
00:54:24,839 --> 00:54:30,799
don't need your sympathy or
1065
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:32,559
yours right well you can adopt your
1066
00:54:30,799 --> 00:54:35,160
child do what you want I'm staying put
1067
00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:37,240
right in this house and I'm going to
1068
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:41,760
take you to the cleaners with your
1069
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:45,440
massive contract so hang on just if I
1070
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:48,440
didn't adopt Bailey could
1071
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,440
you
1072
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:56,480
consider let's get him back
1073
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:59,280
together oh no
1074
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:02,559
how could I after what you've
1075
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,559
done go
1076
00:55:04,650 --> 00:55:10,559
[Music]
1077
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:13,880
away I wish you knew how sorry I
1078
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:13,880
was [ __ ]
1079
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:21,900
[Music]
1080
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:29,650
off you're not here
1081
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:29,650
[Music]
1082
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,240
I think we should sell a house I don't
1083
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,359
want to go back there not after
1084
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,839
everything that's
1085
00:55:40,359 --> 00:55:44,640
happened well you could rent a house
1086
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:47,280
find somewhere nice till we get
1087
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:49,480
sorted you know I'm about go to prison I
1088
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,640
won't let that happen I've already told
1089
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:55,400
her it was an accident did you apart
1090
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,400
from the petrol and everything
1091
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:02,039
Where Have You
1092
00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:06,319
Been John you're going to think I'm
1093
00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:08,160
weird come on I don't remember
1094
00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:10,650
everything
1095
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:15,780
but I think I've been abducted by
1096
00:56:10,650 --> 00:56:15,780
[Music]
1097
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:20,920
aliens why don't we open a nice bottle
1098
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,400
or something
1099
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:27,640
in
1100
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:30,079
no I'll calm you down Soo your nerves
1101
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:32,520
that's half the
1102
00:56:30,079 --> 00:56:34,119
trouble I've drunk so much booze over
1103
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,880
the years my brain probably doesn't work
1104
00:56:34,119 --> 00:56:39,960
properly anymore every time I'm home
1105
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:42,400
from work it's glug glug
1106
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,039
glug well I'm sure as hell paying the
1107
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:47,200
price for it now you're not going to
1108
00:56:44,039 --> 00:56:50,039
start blubbering you oh go to hell well
1109
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:54,240
you know if I could I might how could he
1110
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:56,799
do that he has an affair with she was 16
1111
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:59,160
when it first started can you imagine he
1112
00:56:56,799 --> 00:57:01,319
has an affair with a 16-year-old school
1113
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,799
girl who I idiot that I am bring here
1114
00:57:01,319 --> 00:57:04,280
out of the goodness of my heart to get
1115
00:57:02,799 --> 00:57:06,079
her through her
1116
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,400
GCSE
1117
00:57:06,079 --> 00:57:11,640
why why is this happening to me what did
1118
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:15,039
I ever do wrong eh do know I need help I
1119
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:15,039
need proper medical
1120
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:22,200
help where you going I'm going to get
1121
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:25,460
myself some right now and then you are
1122
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:28,729
going to disappear
1123
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:28,729
[Music]
1124
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:37,720
[Music]
1125
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:40,960
Jo me do you know how humiliated I felt
1126
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:43,480
last night h i I did try to explain
1127
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,920
yesterday I'm just in a funny place at
1128
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,319
the moment you're a slob Helen you are
1129
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:51,880
nonetheless a
1130
00:57:47,319 --> 00:57:51,880
slob with fantastic
1131
00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:58,119
tits is Harriet in yeah Harriet
1132
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:04,880
she's upstairs sulking silly uptight
1133
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:06,680
stuck up anly retentive Madam why she
1134
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,760
sulking because I've been in touch with
1135
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:13,960
the little bugger what little
1136
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:15,599
bugger we have a son you do you really
1137
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:18,880
he was put into a young offender's
1138
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:20,760
institution 5 years ago at the age of 15
1139
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:23,319
for trying to murder Harriet and now
1140
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:26,220
they've just let him out I'm just
1141
00:58:23,319 --> 00:58:28,160
talking what I
1142
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:30,359
[Music]
1143
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:34,119
overlooking what you may or may not have
1144
00:58:30,359 --> 00:58:35,640
been up to with my son last night I was
1145
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:39,760
hoping that you might be able to help me
1146
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:43,559
I need pills I need something I I think
1147
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:47,960
I'm seriously having a nervous breakdown
1148
00:58:43,559 --> 00:58:47,960
yes yes so am
1149
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,880
I somebody has been having it off with
1150
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,760
my wife have you been having it off with
1151
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,720
my little TP not only have you been at
1152
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,240
it with Wendy wow but you've also been
1153
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:01,599
at it with this other bloke's misses as
1154
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:04,119
well I'm going to cut his dick off and
1155
00:59:01,599 --> 00:59:06,520
shove it up his ass not to mention that
1156
00:59:04,119 --> 00:59:08,079
business with Harriet and deppy I can go
1157
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,039
for weeks without having an orgasm it's
1158
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:12,359
not fair Helen do you think that if you
1159
00:59:10,039 --> 00:59:14,799
took a bit more time over it it might H
1160
00:59:12,359 --> 00:59:17,240
it supposed today you know fancy sh do
1161
00:59:14,799 --> 00:59:19,760
you I want to learn how to be a total
1162
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:22,480
[ __ ] waste of space and I thought who
1163
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:26,160
better to ask why is nobody thinking
1164
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,640
about this from my point of view
1165
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:29,200
you're having second thoughts Now's the
1166
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,480
Time to say so because once youve tied
1167
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,400
the knot it's a whole new level of
1168
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:35,170
Anguish and bitterness and horror
1169
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:37,480
believe me she lied about the
1170
00:59:35,170 --> 00:59:39,960
[Applause]
1171
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,880
aliens well more bonker's Behavior just
1172
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,559
with added sunshine you don't want to
1173
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:46,520
mess with the Oracle when it comes to
1174
00:59:43,559 --> 00:59:49,920
Pub quizzes trouble in benador me here
1175
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:52,400
on itv1 while over on itv3 controversial
1176
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:55,760
Memoirs cause problems in the inspector
1177
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,760
Alan Mysteries
1178
00:59:56,359 --> 01:00:07,250
oh
1179
00:59:58,170 --> 01:00:07,250
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