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Summer Girl Championships

Tonight is part 2 of the Summer Girl Championships

10 members will battle in summer themed games

Which girl best fits the summer image?

First its the summer fantasy love confessions

They were only given a summer festival as a theme

and they've created original scripts which they will act out for us

Make Bananaman feel warm and fuzzy

What will Nakanishi's scene look like?

ready

start

He's a boy I've known since I was little

and since we're close friends

every year we go to the festival together

but so far its not like we're boyfriend and girlfriend or anything

JAAN

I'm wearing a yukata for this

What do you think?

hey

what kind of response is "whatever"

Its times like this when you say "kawaii" or

that looks good on you

You really don't understand a woman's feelings

ah!

hey

There's a shooting gallery

Want to play?

Let's try it

How about the loser of this game

has to do whatever the winner asks for

Fine you can go first

eh?

That was way off target

Are you serious?

Watch this....I'm super good

Watch me

You see

I told you so

Well what should I ask for?

ah

how about

From now on

don't call me Nakanishi

call me Aruno

kawaii~

hai CUT

Wasn't that pretty good

What's the deal?

That'll make you feel super warm and fuzzy

It wasn't a direct "I like you" or "be my boyfriend"

Call me by my first name is a good one

The shooting gallery part was well thought out

they pulled the target with a string when you shot it

[ Back up plan to counter the dorkiness ]

eh? I thought Kubo would have an easy win

Hers was totally good

This had cuteness

Hold on a second....Yumiki has a look on her face

And now for the main event

what kind of love confession did Yumiki come up with?

ready

start

A bunch of us came to see the fireworks

to buy food for a group this large

some people will get food and the rest of the group will save their seats

So the 2 of us went to bring back food for the seat savers

Why do you call them seat savers?

So I have Sawamura-san's shaved ice

and Yamamoto-kun's cotton candy and

Mochimugi-san's candied strawberries

and then Kin-chan's yo-yo

Did we get everybody?

all right then....OK

Never thought we'd be the ones fetching the food

but my fingers are all swollen though

So actually

I'm more of the seat saver type myself

but since you volunteered to get the food

my instant reflex was to come and help

eh? Why would I do that?

Why you ask?

hmmm~

because I like you

Let's go

ah!

but wait

Let's take the long way back

It'll be our little secret

kawaii

eh that was great

Yumiki did good

Do you mean that?

I did notice one thing

calling them seat savers

I keep thinking you're saying sumo

[ summer themed love confession? ]

Also the names you made up for your friends

That was a mistake

Those were unique names

Why Mochimugi-san?

I really wanted that to be Sada-san

but I made last second corrections

I wanted to use names with [sa] and [ta] in it

So I really wanted to say Sada-san

But it became Mochimugi

[ What are you talking about? ]

A lot of work was put into the love confession category

Who made Bananaman feel the most warm and fuzzy?

Yumiki

Yumiki!

Something about Yumiki

Kubo and Nakanishi had really good ones though

I'm so happy...because of this

a part of me feels like I've made it in show business

[ Fulfilled her childhood dreams? ]

Up next its back to that intense battle

Its round 2 of the name that summer song quiz

Can they beat Bananaman and avoid the tropical punishment drink?

And here goes

ready go

Nogizaka Summer Intro

Yoda let me have this

[ Himura wants to answer ]

[Natsumatsuri]

That's a super easy one

Nothing we can do about that

That song really reminds me of summer

I know what you mean

And here goes

ready go

Nogizaka Summer Intro

Yoda

Yoda is too good at this

So this

I know this

So

there's guitar in it

[ Not getting any answers ]

I know this

[Natsu Da]

ah Endo got it

ah may I?

[Naminori Johnny]

[Naminori Johnny by Kuwata Keisuke]

sugoi

Endo got a point

all right!

This is a good group

Well here goes

ready go

Nogizaka Summer Intro

she's good

too strong

[Natsu no Free & Easy]

Yoda is too good

How many questions is that now?

3 questions done

Only 2 left?

If we don't get 1 right we can't make anybody drink

If we win does Bananaman-san have to drink?

[ Yoda fights the power ]

We aren't drinking nothing

[ not playing ]

This is how show business works

[ There's a hierarchy ]

eh what's wrong

Fine then

If we end up with 0 points

[ Only if conditions are met ]

They're always cheating

Why is it all of a sudden like

our points are so important

[ Chances are not fair ]

Tell us this at the start

And here goes....ready go

Nogizaka Summer Intro

uwah!

I have no idea

Is this a Nogizaka song?

[ Outside of Banana radar ]

Its hopeless...I don't know it

Who got it?

Kaki

[Ao To Natsu]

[Ao To Natsu by Mrs. GREEN APPLE]

ah its a recent song

I love that song

GREEN-san

GREEN APPLE-san

last one?

[ Last question is worth 2 points ]

ready go

Nogizaka Summer Intro

You can get this one!

ah...ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!

ah I know this

Can't think of the song title

Could we shut off the cameras real quick

[ Wants more time ]

This is so unfair

What was it called?

Something about a charming mermaid

Something about breath

Does it have breath in it

[ pitiful ojisans ]

It must have breath in the title

Everybody try to get it

yabai

[ And the song? ]

That's not what I meant

yabai

Ikeda

sugoi

So it was [Hot Limit]

It didn't have breath in it

At this point since only Bananaman and Nakanishi have 0 points

the 3 of them will drink up

ready go

BLECH

Its so gross~

This seriously tastes nasty

AUGH! BLECH~

It reeks! What is this stuff?

BLECH! BARF....BLECH~

What is this nasty drink?

This is a summer I'll never forget

Summer Sandal Toss Battle

Its a phrase from the [Hadashi de Summer] lyrics

Its a sandal toss where they try to get the closest to the pin

They'll kick off their sandal from the sand zone

and the pin is located on a separate island

The member whose sandal lands closest to the pin scores 1 point

Up first is Endo

How good is she at kicking off her sandals?

Whenever you're ready

uwah!

Couldn't get the sandal off?

Its the yukata's fault

Well she had to go first which makes it hard

Its too bad you had to go first

yes but still

everybody please be careful

[ Worried about the people after her ]

However after that

Inoue

Kubo

and Yumiki

couldn't even land on the green so there were no highlights

And now the last challenger is Nakanishi

Nakanishi is the only one left

And Nakanishi is basically useless

[ Is there any point in letting Aruno have a turn? ]

I feel like Nakanishi is going to fall on her face

And here goes

go for it

EY!

winner

She's the winner but

she kicked sand everywhere

[ won despite some dorkiness ]

Next it'll be these 5 members however

Since everybody has been awful so far

Himura the pro will show them how its done

Here goes

wah sugoi

[ Hits the mark in 1 try ]

eh sugoi

This must feel good Himura-san

to hear cute girls screaming

sugoi

[ One kick turns him into a superstar ]

sugoi

That's how its done

Cool trick isn't it

kakkoii

I have the most skills in this type of competition

[ The yokozuna of sandal tossing ]

The 2nd group will start with Kaki

Land it on the green

He's right

ah ah! yabai yabai yabai

You kicked sand everywhere

[ Dorky move ]

And let's go

oh it looks good

So close!

That's good though

However it happened to this group too

Ikeda

Ogawa

and Yoda did not land on the green

Up last is Tsutsui however....

Tsutsui how are you at this?

hai...I have confidence

[ Her automated response ]

It would be great if you could land it on there

Its not that far away

I think I can do it

Confident?

I have confidence

[ AI Ayame? ]

And here goes....Tsutsui

go! go!

sugoi

I did it!

You're the 1st person to land it

At this point only Tsutsui and Himura-san have made it on there

[ The amazing Tsutsui Ayame ]

Let's move on to the next game

Quiz....Cicada or Shrimp

All of you are familiar with this game

Its the usual Quiz Cicada or Shrimp

[ A summer tradition? ]

Its really simple

You'll be blindfolded

And then staff will randomly put a cicada or shrimp right in your mouth

[ heaven or hell ]

If you can correctly guess if its shrimp or cicada then you get 1 point

This game is completely voluntary

they can score points simply from guessing right from 2 choices however

The volunteers are these 7 members

Can they determine if its a cicada or shrimp just from the taste?

This is going to be cut

If you ate it whole the shape would give it away

Shall we get started....Ogawa

hai

Please open your mouth

And here it comes

hai

hai

please eat up

This has to be a cicada

eh?

shrimp?

I'm not sure

The worst case scenario is eating a cicada and guessing shrimp and getting 0 points

[ Taste testing cicadas ]

Now let's hear your answer

Did you eat a cicada or shrimp?

Which is it?

cicada

correct answer

You guessed right....congratulations

I'm so happy

ah I suddenly feel like throwing up

And next its Nakanishi

So judging from Ogawa's reaction

ah you don't have to open your mouth quite yet

[ Can't wait any longer? ]

She looks frightening with that thing on

huh?

Please try and remember what real shrimp tastes like

Shall we proceed?

hai...I've got this

She's nodding like she's pretty sure

So Nakanishi did you eat a cicada or shrimp? Which is it?

shrimp

shrimp...is that the answer?

wrong answer

This was the worst possible scenario

[ The most entertaining scenario ]

cicada

That was mega delicious though

From now on you'll always wonder if you're eating a cicada

[ All cicadas from now on? ]

You ate a cicada for 0 points

[ What's the point Aruno ]

Now let's go to Yoda

Isn't this rather large?

Cicada without a doubt

I hear it chirping

ah shrimp?

eh cicada?

shrimp?

[ You tell us ]

Its become a real game of cicada or shrimp now

cicada? shrimp?

now let's get going

cicada or shrimp...which is it?

cicada

cicada

well?

sugoi

Yoda

[ cicada reversal ]

Last time I saw this reaction was when Nishino did it

BLECH!

UWAH!

Give me a second

What is it?

Why are you showing that to me?

[ Crazy Yoda ]

Up next was Ikeda

she ate shrimp and answered correctly

Now Inoue gets a cicada

Now please open your mouth

Inoue has eaten bugs and stuff before

huh?

It tastes ok

Are you ready?

Have you made up your mind?

sure sure sure

Now then cicada or shrimp....which is it?

Its shrimp

shrimp

eh!? no way!

cicada

eh what?

Its a cicada

no way

It was all cicada

It tasted like mega shrimp

mega shrimp

[ shrimp evidence ]

You made a face like you were eating shrimp

Would you like to see what Yoda threw up?

That's what you ate

eh?!

[ half chewed cicada ]

I can't believe this

Next Yumiki correctly answered shrimp without any issues

Finally its Tsutsui's turn

yes correct answer

Tsutsui are you feeling confident?

I am

Are you?

sugoi

Have you put on the blindfold yet?

[ Blindfold blends in way too perfectly ]

Those eyes do make you look extremely motivated

well you're next

eh?

Tastes like cicada

That was quick

You've already figured it out

How do you know?

No hesitation

Is cicada your final answer?

Tastes like cicada

Not even "uwah its a cicada"

Tastes like cicada

[ mellow judge ]

Same tone as if I had asked "What is that"

Now then...was she right?

yes correct answer

1 point GET

I could feel its wings

Was the texture of the wings and legs different?

That part is so thin

ah you got lucky then

I got lucky

[ Isn't that more bad luck? ]

Summer Festival Obstacle Course Race

Its an obstacle course of all the game stalls you'd see at a summer festival

First its the superball scoop zone

where they have to scoop 4 superballs

In the cotton candy zone

they have to eat all the cotton candy and move to the sand zone

Finally they have to knock down a prize in the shooting gallery to clear

1st place will score a ton of points

so its a chance to take over the lead

The 1st race will be these 3 members

ready

scoop please~

[ Himura ojisan running the booth ]

Please scoop them up

Everybody please scoop from this side

Please be facing the cameras

This is really difficult

You need to scoop 4

ah my scoop ripped

ah! ojisan! ojisan!

[ In charge of replacing the scoops ]

Inoue is moving fast

ah I got one

ojisan check her....ojisan check her

ok ok ok

ojisan!

ojisan I have 4!

[ Waiting on ojisan ]

ah ok ok

cotton candy

ah Yumiki eats fast

Yumiki is so fast

[ Yumiki's cheat day ]

Kaki was a little slow to clear the superball scoop

and she's on to the cotton candy zone

Once you've eaten it show me you're done

I still see some left....that's no good

[ The usual inside the mouth check ]

The first person to clear the cotton candy zone is Inoue

Yumiki was next to finish

and now its a shooting battle

The inside of Kaki's mouth has turned blue

not good

no good!

hai ok....go go go

You can still do it

It fell over! It fell over!

Yumiki OK....Yumiki OK

Yumiki OK

uwah! That was simultaneous

Who won?

Somehow they crossed the finish line at about the same time

What does video replay say?

yabai

Inoue wins

Yumiki got overtaken

The 2nd race will be these 3 members

start

It was Kubo who had the skills to finish the superball scoop in 1st place

Somehow Nakanishi took 2nd place

and Tsutsui has fallen behind however

Its the difficult cotton candy zone

Who was the first person to clear?

hai

ok

ok

uwah that was fast

Tsutsui is done too

Its just a small lead

He's chasing after them

[ tag along ojisan ]

Now then

how about it?

OK

hai OK

Tsutsui knocked it over in 1 shot and won 1st place

And then Nakanishi was next to finish

Finally its these 4 members

Who will win the race?

Please scoop from the opposite side

Who was the first person to escape the line of people waiting for the ojisan?

ah isn't Endo going pretty fast

ah she did it....show it to ojisan

ojisan! ojisan! ojisan!

[ ojisan time loss ]

Endo is in 1st place

Endo is on top however

who dominated the cotton candy speed eating?

hai Yoda

ah OK

hai OK OK

So fast

Show me!

hai OK OK

It turned into a shooting battle between Endo and Yoda

Who won?

ah OK...hai OK

Endo OK

wah~ Endo goal

hai OK

At that point the trailing Ikeda

even though she did some highly illegal shooting

2nd place was Yoda

Ikeda 3rd place

Ogawa who fell way behind in the cotton candy zone takes last place

Endo was able to do these games so fast

I've never come in 1st place in any of these games before

I'm feeling kind of happy

[ Sakura blooming ]

Endo scores 5 points

And with that who is Nogizaka's #1 Summer Girl?

Tsutsui

yes!

Good for you Tsutsui

And for the Summer Queen

her prize is a giant pile of ice cream

I am mega happy

so mega happy

I always keep my refrigerator stocked with these

eh we're giving her this much?

[ Ice cream haul of her dreams ]

Seeing Tsutsui so happy like this

makes me kind of happy too

I love ice cream

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