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Gravity Falls S01E20 Gideon Rises
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I just had a horrible dream
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that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack and kicked us out
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and we all had to move in with Soos's grandma.
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That was no dream, dude.
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Shh! Por Favovor.
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Uh, sorry abuelita.
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Oh! Soos, your grandma is so adorable!
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And her skin is old lady soft.
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Mabel, quit bebeing creepy! The news is finally on!
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In a move that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing,
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child psychic Gideon Gleeful
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has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack,
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previously belonging to area shyster Stanford Pines.
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That picture's taken out of context.
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Now that you have the shack,
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What exactly are you planning to do with it?
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I have a big announcement to make today,
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And I'd like to cordially invite
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all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me.
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Free admission to everyone who wears their Gideon pins!
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It's my face!
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I just can't believe Gideon beat us!
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Normally I'm able to save the day.
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This is all my fault.
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Don't worry, Dipper.
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Looks like Mabel's gonna have to be the hero of the family now!
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I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook!
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Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook
has literally never helped us once.
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Oh, yeah? Jelly grab!
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I vacuum the walls now.
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So you lost the shack. Look on the bright side, dudes.
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Now you get to live here with me.
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Soos!
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Hey, anyone wanna play racecars?
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They're out of batteries but we can make pretend.
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Would it be a new low if I ate that?
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I'm just kidding. I'm totally eating it.
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We've gotta get the shack back.
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Hello, Gravity Falls!
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Gideon is the psychic-est!
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He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelet!
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Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark.
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I love that child psychic so much!
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You're choking me!
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Grandma, is that you?
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We're in.
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Just wanna say, don't know what we're doing here,
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But I am loving these fake moustaches!
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If anyone asks, I'm not Soos.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Today I am delighted to announce my new plans
for the former mystery shack.
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I give you Gideonland!
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What?!! Dude!
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We're gonna turn this dirty old shack
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into three square miles of Gideon-tertainment!
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And, introducing our new mascot,
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Li'l Gideon junior!
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Boom! He's a pig!
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Waddles! You monster!
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All right, that's it!
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Listen up, people! Gideon's a fraud!
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This kid broke in and stole my property!
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- Arrest him, officers!
- Yeah!
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Such accusations!
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Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me.
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Look, here's the deed right here!
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Well, that's all the proof I need to see.
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I love you, Li'l Gideon! Sing them funny songs!
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Now get off my property, old man.
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I'll show you who's the old ma--
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Ow! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah!
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Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends!
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Don't come back. I don't care for y'all.
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Don't worry, guys, we'll get the shack back somehow.
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We better.
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Wendy!
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If I can't work at the shack,
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My dad's gonna force me to work upstate
at my cousin's logging camp.
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What? You're leaving town? But we need you here!
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Yeah, especially dipper, because of his giant crush on...
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You. Calyptus trees!
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The kids loves eucalyptus trees.
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Saved it!
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Oh, man, guys, don't look now.
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Take me back, Wendy!
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My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boom box forever!
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- I was never here.
- Have you been getting my texts?
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Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy!
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This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family.
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Where will we stay, Dipper?
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Where will I put all my sweaters?
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And what's Stan gonna tell mom and dad?
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Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does!
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Don't worry. Your son and daughter are fine.
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Where are we staying?
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Uh, I put 'em up at this amazing 4-star hotel!
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What? Uh, sure, we got... plenty to eat.
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Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't take care of these kids,
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I'd send 'em back right away. Uh-huh. You, too.
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Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza?
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Back to your corner!
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I've been meanin' to ask you, boy.
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Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland
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instead of sticking your head in that there book all day?
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Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book?
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It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author
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who learned secrets too powerful for one man.
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He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em.
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Because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together,
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They would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power!
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Codes and maps have led me to believe
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The other book's buried somewhere on this very property.
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And I intend to find it.
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So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack.
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That's right, father.
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It's time to begin the search...
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For the other journal!
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Go, red car!
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Go, other red car!
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This would be a lot more fun with batteries.
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Kids, we gotta talk.
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Look, I've been thinking, and I can't take care of you anymore.
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I don't have a house, or-- or a job.
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The plan is you're going home.
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Your bus leaves tomorrow. Here are your tickets.
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But, Grunkle Stan, you can't give up.
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Yeah, dude. Look at these faces!
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Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it!
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Look, I lost, okay?
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The best thing is for you to be with your parents.
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I'm sorry, kids. Gideon won.
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Summer's over.
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Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider!
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Mabel, that's enough!
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If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon,
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Then we'll have to do it ourselves!
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Gideon may have the upper hand,
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But we have one thing he doesn't.
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- A grappling hook!
- The journal!
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Oh, the journal.
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Journal!
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All right. The bus to take us out of Gravity Falls
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comes at sundown.
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If we wanna stay in town,
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we've gotta get past those guards,
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Make it through the fence,
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And get Gideon to hand over that deed.
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Leave that to Mabel! Wa-cha!
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Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?
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Nope!
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Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon.
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Let's see. Barf fairy?
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- Yeah!
- Nope.
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Butternuts squash with a human face and emotions?
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- Yeah!
- Nope..
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Whoaoa! What's this?
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I've stared at this page for hours.
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It seems like a blueprint to build some kind
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of strange futuristic super weapon--
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Boring! To defeat those guards,
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we need some kind of army.
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Wait a minute. An army!
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Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!
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Uh...
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I think this is their hiding spot.
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I wonder what gnomes do out here all alone in the forest.
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This...this is normal.
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This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub.
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Well, well, well! Look who came crawling back!
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Take five, Chris.
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You guys keep doin' what you're doin'.
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So, changed your mind about marrying me, did you, Mabel?
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Ew! Hardly! We need your help.
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And seriously, ew!
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You want our help?
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After you left me at the altar? No dice!
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Well, what if we were able to get you a new queen?
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One even more beautiful than me!
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Her name's Gideon and she has lovely white hair.
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Whoa! Mature woman, huh?
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Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne!
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Shmebulock!
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Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?
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Shmebulock.
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It's a deal!
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Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest,
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most expired apple cider you've got.
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Sure thing, Mr. Pines.
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Soos? What are you doing here?
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Since the Mystery Shack shut down,
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I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs.
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Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook.
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Hey, is the kitchen supposed to
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have that much fire in it?
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You're a good man-child, Soos,
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But it's not looking good.
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This whole town loves Gideon and hates me.
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If only they knew how evil he really was.
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Hey, I'm here for you, dude.
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The entire lower half of your body is on fire.
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Shh. We're having a moment.
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Where are you, journal?
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Where are you?
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Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests.
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What?
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Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon! Or else!
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Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?"
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Yes, you are supposed to say that! Now!
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You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army.
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Now give us back our deed and get off our property!
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And let the marriage ceremony begin!
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Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to--
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Ha! What do you know? Works on gnomes, too.
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Stop! We'll do anything!
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How can we serve you, your majesty?
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The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!
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I am not a girl!
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Really? But your skin is so soft.
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You moisturize or...
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Subdue them!
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I have to admit, kids,
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I am impressed by your creativity.
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- How did you ever?
- Let go!
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Oh, no!
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No! Could it be? Is it?
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Of course!
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It all makes sense!
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The one place I'd never think to look.
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You had it the whole time!
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And to think I actually considered you a threat!
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No! Give it back!
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Every victory you had was because of your precious book!
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- Give it back or I'll--
- Or you'll what, boy?
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You'll what? Huh? Huh?
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No muscles, no brains.
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Face it. You're nothing without this!
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Bye-bye forever, y'all.
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No!
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Next time, do your own dirty work!
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Come on, boys!
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Well, that's it.
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Guess the bus should be here soon.
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What? Dipper, don't give up!
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You always have a plan!
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No, the journal always has the plan!
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Think about it, Mabel. Gideon was right.
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The only courageous or cool things I've ever done
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have been because of that journal.
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Without it, I can't help you or Stan or anyone.
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There's gotta be something we can do.
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What can we do?
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Bus fifty-two departing Gravity Falls. All aboard.
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Sorry, kids. It's for the best.
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Can't believe this is happening.
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I've got it! I've finally got it!
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Get out!
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It's finally mine!
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At last, I have journal number...
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Three?
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There are three of 'em?
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But where is journal number one?
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I must have all three for the power to be unlocked!
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But where could I-- Dipper! He must know where it is!
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He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself!
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I can't let him leave Gravity Falls!
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You there! Is it ready?
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Only one way to find out!
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I got a good feelin' about that kid!
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Well, Stan, this is it. Rock bottom.
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No friends, no family,
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Stuck watching infomercials for whatever that is.
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Are you sick of piles of owls
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constantly blocking your driveway?
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Well, then you've gotta get owl trowel!
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How did you do it, kid?
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Why are you always one step ahead?
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Maybe he really is psychic after--
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Aah! My hearing aid!
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What keeps causing that?
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Wait a minute. That's it!
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I know Gideon's weakness!
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Would Mr. Pines like a--
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I go vacuum my face.
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Hey, Dipper. Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt?
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I'm not in the mood.
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Oh, come on.
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We got Canadian coin,
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Gum that's shaped like Ronald Reagan's head.
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Ooh! Miscellaneous fluid stain.
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- Giant robot!
- Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What?
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- Look!
- Halt! I command you to halt!
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Mr. Bus driver! There's a giant Gideonbot coming towards us!
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- Ho hey, dudes!
- Soos!
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Don't worry, guys. I've been a part-time
bus driver for at least 40 minutes.
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One of these things is probably a clutch.
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Hang on, dudes!
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- Soos! Look out!
- Aah!
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He already won! What does he want from us?
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I got you in my sights!
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Soos! Cliff!
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Okay, what's closest to our present situation?
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"Raccoon in the engine" or "Angry grandparent won't leave bus"?
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Probably-- probably the second one.
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Tell me! Where is journal number one?
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Journal number one?
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Don't play games with me, boy!
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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You took the only journal I ever had!
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What do you even want with these journals, anyway?
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Let go of her!
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Ha ha ha! You still think you're some kind of hero?
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Once I find the final journal, I'll rule this town!
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With you as my queen!
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Dipper, help me! Help!
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Face it, kid. You're nothing without that journal.
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How you gonna fight back?
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No muscles, no brains.
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What are you gonna do? Huh? What are you gonna do?
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Let go of my sister!
321
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Never! I finally won this time!
322
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Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me!
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Huh?
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Careful in there!
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Dudes! No!
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Grappling hook!
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Told you it would come in handy.
328
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Mabel, that was amazing!
329
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Not as amazing as you defeating that robot!
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Hey, my journal!
331
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- Oh, there it is!
- Is this the thing that exploded?
332
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What's going on? What is that?
333
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It's over here.
334
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Gideon!
335
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,700
Oh, good heavens! What on earth happened here?
336
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,470
It was the Pines twins. They tried to attack me
337
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and blew up my statue with dynamite!
338
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Arrest 'em!
339
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,810
What? Officers, he's lying!
340
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,710
Sorry, kids, but we trust Gideon,
341
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And nothing short of a miracle could ever change our--
342
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Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got something to say!
343
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,660
- Not this guy again.
- Just wait! Look!
344
00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:01,890
You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest.
345
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,730
"Oh, I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"
346
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He's more honest than you!
347
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:08,400
Yeah! And he's psychic too!
348
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:14,740
How's this for psychic? Bam! Take a good look!
349
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,410
Wait a minute! Is that me?
350
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,840
The secret ingredient to my coffee omelet is coffee!
351
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And me!
352
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,750
I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting.
353
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Hooray!
354
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,790
That's me!
355
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:30,820
That's right! These pins are hidden cameras!
356
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:34,460
And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback!
357
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:36,690
Who's the fraud now?
358
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,670
Gideon, we gave you our trust.
359
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,670
You lied to us!
360
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,400
Please, I-- it's not what it looks like.
361
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,840
What are you gonna do with me?
362
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,670
Tyler?
363
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,540
Get him.
364
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,850
Get him.
365
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,680
Li'l Gideon, you are under arrest...
366
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For conspiracy, fraud, and breaking our hearts.
367
00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,850
Durland, the tiny handcuffs.
368
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,460
Wha-- no!
369
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:10,790
Just one more thing.
370
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:14,500
Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow!
371
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:17,500
I believe this belongs to me.
372
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,600
No! No! Watch the hair!
373
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,710
You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep!
374
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,610
You need me! I'll be back!
375
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,430
You'll hear from my lawyers!
376
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:26,440
There you have it.
377
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,610
Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed
378
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,550
Li'l Gideon as a fraud.
379
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:32,680
Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford?
380
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,920
The Mystery Shack is back, baby!
381
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,770
Oh, thank you, thank you!
382
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,840
Hey, Grunkle Stan!
383
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,610
Uh, you kiddos settling back in okay?
384
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,950
Yep! All of my favorite moldy spots
385
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,920
On the ceiling are still there!
386
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:10,590
Even you, Daryl!
387
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,760
Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel have been talking,
388
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,760
And I think there's something we should finally tell you.
389
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,490
This is a journal I found in the woods.
390
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:20,900
It talks about all the crazy stuff that goes on in Gravity Falls.
391
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,830
Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it.
392
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,770
I don't know what it means, or who wrote it,
393
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,670
But after all we've been through,
394
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:29,710
Maybe you should finally know about it.
395
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,610
I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper.
396
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,780
Now I know where you've been getting it all from!
397
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,680
Spookums and monsters.
398
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,860
This kooky book has been
399
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,850
filling your head with crazy conspiracies!
400
00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,750
But it's all real!
401
00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:45,960
You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good.
402
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,560
Although some of these would make great attractions!
403
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:51,490
Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this?
404
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:52,700
Wait! No! Grunkle Stan!
405
00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:55,600
"Magic book." Ridiculous!
406
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:58,640
- Stan, I need it!
- Dipper, you don't need that book!
407
00:21:58,670 --> 00:21:59,740
Don't you see?
408
00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:01,810
On your own you defeated a giant robot
409
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,810
with nothing but your bare hands!
410
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,610
You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not!
411
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,760
Whoa. Thanks, Mabel.
412
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,750
I still want it back though.
413
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,480
I'm sure you'll get it back.
414
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,580
What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway?
415
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,820
Soos'ed!
416
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,430
After all these years.
417
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,730
Finally, I have them all.
418
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,650
It's working!
419
00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,390
Here we go.
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