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Where did you leave the keys

You're not supposed to come in here during work hours Apollo

I don't see any car parked out front so I assumed you're free

That's supposed to be a joke

You can use the car just be sure to bring it back to me in a reasonable hour

Can you send me the car more than anywhere else

You're kind of obsessed

Well maybe if you bought me my own car then you wouldn't notice as much

Talk to your dad about that I don't think we need more cars in the world

You already know what he's going to say

That's between you and him

Find it kind of relaxing

Hospitals or big public offices or not

I have really worked hard to get my own practice and now it's not a big hospital but it's

Dick doctor

I am sort of I'm a urologist

They also say that you

Jerk man off for a living

Put your fingers in men's asses

It's very clinical to me

And for the guys

Mostly uncomfortable

Your mom is great and I'm not trying to put her down

Ever since Dad left her and she has to work

I guess I mean

I like you Apollo

I want to be your friend

Better be weird

I don't know I kind of just feel like I'd be betraying my mom

I think we should get to know each other a little bit better first and then I'll give you the keys

Tell me about yourself

What do you want to know

What's your biggest fear

Drawing the Army I guess

You know you don't have to join the military

I mean

Manna

I won't let him I promise

I find it interesting that you two got married

Considering you don't like

Military or war or any of that stuff

Love is mysterious

And I loved your father

And I love you

Thanks

You think

Yeah but

My grades are bad

I can write you a letter

Have you ever thought about being a doctor

It can be very rewarding

I don't want to be a dick doctor

Urology

Whatever

A penis doctor

I'd like to think I'm a lot more than a urologist

Also kind of a counselor and physical therapist

Hippie doctor

Something like that

Ho ho ho ho ho don't even think about counseling my dick

Aren't dogs not supposed to treat family

Being a doctor is knowing a lot of things

Bad Anatomy Mental Health

You're very sweet with me

I can feel this tension between us

One word to describe how I feel around you

You can relax

Can we just

Tell my dad about this

So even if this is like a casual

I'm not a real exam is there still

Doctor patient confidentiality

Mother son confidentiality agreement

One of those cheap paper robes

I guess

Just get undressed from the waist down and I'll turn around

Are you cold

A little

Guys

What's the most men are very intimidated in the setting

So they just want help

What kind of help

Some patients with serious problems but most of them just want to please their wives

Lot of them are just really preoccupied and just need some reassurance

Hot stranger for advice

Are you hitting on me right now

Subway

You don't have to explain anything I've seen it all and you seem very healthy

Thanks

So how often do you jerk off

Not every day you can tell me the truth

Find a total freak

Do you have a girlfriend

Masturbation is solely for your own pleasure

Mastur

Does that feel good

No that's good

What Sensations feel good to you

That's the problem with doing it on your own

Faster or slower

Faster

You should really try and take your time

Enjoy the experience

You treat it like a chore or a burden

Dad

Don't listen to your father on this one

He's old school he doesn't understand

The military mindset of funeral

Is this how your exams normally go

I felt like

Would

Trust me to take things further

I need you to tell me

Yes we can take things further

I'm going to need you to be completely relaxed for this treatment

What are you doing

I'm taking my top off

I need you to feel like

How do you feel

I feel good I just

A little cold

Can you feel my heartbeat

I normally treat your patience

What are you

Oh my God f***

Oh my God

Play

I believe

Oh my God f***

Oh my God f***

Haha

F****** some more

Oh my God

Hey Google

Play Hawaiian programmed your mind

I feel brand new

I think I'm going to need more of this therapy just to be sure that you reprogram me right