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Good morning, DiMeos.
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(Pepper barking)
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Good morning, Pepper.
Whoa. (laughs)
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Welcome, Kenneth.
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Pepper's sorting us
by gender.
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-Okay. Why?
-Don't know. But it was
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important enough to start at
5:00 this morning.
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Pepper's been showing us
all he learned
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in his service dog
training.
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He can undress JJ.
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He brings us food.
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He gets the lights.
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Oh, thanks, Pepper.
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He even helps you
when you get anxious.
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But he's also been showing us
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why he got kicked out
of the program.
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Please, not again.
I want them on.
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Pepper has his own plans --
for our clothes...
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Pepper, please.
I hate bananas.
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...for what we eat,
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and for our sanity.
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(voice breaking)
I'll tell you anything
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you want to know, Pepper!
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Just make it stop!
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Drool makes me anxious.
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So he's got some skills,
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but a frustrating inability
to play by the rules.
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This dog is a DiMeo.
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No, Pepper! Not the lights!
Stop it!
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(laughs)
It's not so easy, is it?
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Come here, Pepper.
Come here, poochie-poo.
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Hey, Pepper. Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
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Wait.
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I'm the one
who wanted him.
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Why does he like everyone
more than me?
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I don't know.
It just feels nice to get a win.
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(dance music plays)
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1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
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Whoa. This is --
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White. Yeah.
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JJ's got that big
New Year's Party.
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So he wanted to explore some
creative dancing strategies.
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How much are we paying you
for these sessions?
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For the last six weeks,
nothing.
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Dance on!
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Oh, actually,
I should get going.
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Lost track of time.
Almost gave you your whole hour.
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So, the Double J's got
a really exciting night out.
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Hey, what about you, Jimmy?
(music stops)
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Uh, what do you got
planned?
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I might be exploring
some creative
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dancing strategies
of my own.
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I'm spending the night
out on the town with Maya.
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Good for you, buddy.
You two never get time alone.
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* Jimmy's gonna get
some lovin' *
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* Jimmy's gonna
get some lovin' *
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That was disrespectful.
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* Maya's gonna get
some lovin' *
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Stop your bawdy
playfulness.
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Jimmy, I've been thinking
about tomorrow night,
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our night together.
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It's going to be great.
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I totally agree
with the need for it.
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I'd like you to go alone.
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No! We are going out
together.
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Yeah, but what if they need us?
What if JJ needs us?
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What if there's a fire?
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Why would there be a fire?
Because of the earthquake.
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Something's gonna happen, Jimmy.
It always does.
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Come on.
It's New Year's Eve.
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When was the last time
you and I
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spent New Year's Eve together,
just us?
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Oh, I don't answer questions
that prove someone else's point.
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KENNETH: Well, you sure do
deserve it.
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Ring in the new year,
have some fun.
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Yeah! So, what
are we doing tomorrow?
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We?
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Uh, we don't have plans
tomorrow.
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Uh...we do.
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We made a plan this summer,
you canceled,
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but promised to to reschedule,
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we made plans again,
then you canceled those,
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I said, "You're not just
gonna keep canceling
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and never actually do
it, right?"
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And you said, "Me? Nah!"
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And I said, "So when are we
going?" And you said, "Ya know,
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in a bit." And I said, "Okay,
but this year, right?"
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And you said, "Of course!"
And the year ends tomorrow.
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* Kenneth's gonna get
some lovin' *
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* Kenneth's gonna
get some lo-- *
Stop it!
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Okay. Well, uh,
I guess you and I
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will be spending
New Year's Eve...together.
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Mm.
(Pepper barking)
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Pepper!
What is your deal?
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You're supposed to be
my weird dog.
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Sit on me.
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In a minute.
I need this.
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(chuckles) 'Sup, Ray?
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Oh, hi,
I was just leaving.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Justin, I must
have accidentally told you
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to come too early,
and now you have to
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stand there and see my
girlfriend kiss me goodbye.
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Aah! What a scheduling
nightmare.
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(whispers) Sorry.
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Bye, Justin. Happy New Year.
You too.
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What do you two
have planned for tomorrow?
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Oh, my friend's parents
are out of town,
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so we're going on her boat.
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It's just gonna
be a small thing,
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really intimate.
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It's gonna be
a special night.
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What a joy that woman is.
Dude. She's gonna
eat you alive!
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What?
A "special night"
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on a boat with no parents?
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There's gonna be some motion
on that ocean! (laughs)
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You ready
to rock her world?
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Psssh. Yeah.
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I-I'm about to get
boisterous on that girl.
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It's gonna be so crazy,
I'm gonna get pregnant.
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But for the sake of
conversation,
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wouldn't it be funny
if I were actually super nervous
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about all that stuff?
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Like, not ready
for any of it?
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I guess
that's kind of humorous.
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And what would you
tell a guy like that?
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Would you tell him to be honest
with his girlfriend?
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Oh, definitely not.
She would laugh in his face,
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dump him, and then go hit up
his friends.
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Oh, yeah, he'd deserve it.
(scoffs) That jerk.
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But you don't have to worry
about that guy,
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because you're
"All the way Ray"!
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Mothers,
lock up your daughters.
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What's this doing here?
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Not sure. Unrelated, something's
wrong with JJ's wheelchair.
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The housing snapped off,
and there's no way to fix it.
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He can't go out in this.
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"Great. No party for me.
I'll stay home."
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See, Jimmy?
Something always comes up.
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We'll stay home, too.
-Noooo!
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Too dramatic. I'm sorry.
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I've gamed out every scenario
for tonight in my mind.
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If we leave him alone,
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there's a 100% chance
he'll die.
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"Don't cancel your plans.
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You..." D-E--
"deserve a night out."
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Fine, you guilted me!
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Taylor and I will just stay here
with you, JJ.
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So long,
romantic boat party.
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DYLAN: You don't have to stay.
I'm gonna be here
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bonding with
my best bud, Pepper.
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(Pepper whines)
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Ha! Psych!
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Got me that time,
best bud.
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Wait. Dylan and the dog
are gonna be here, too?
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That means
I won't be able to do
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any of the things
I'm comfortable with.
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See? The kids will all be
together. They'll be fine.
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I won't be able to relax.
We can't go out.
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Okay.
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We can still have
a fun night.
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Let's go get some
party supplies.
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We'll be back
in a minute, kids.
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Yeah, I need my keys.
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Uh, Pepper! Keys!
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Ohhhh! Weird boy.
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So weird.
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Dude, I heard you
with your friend before.
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If you're nervous
about this Taylor stuff,
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be straight with her.
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Staying here and surrounding
yourself with people
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is a really dumb plan.
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Look, I don't know what you
think you heard...but ya didn't.
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Hmm.
You're just not down
with the lingo.
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See, when we teens
say something is "bad,"
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we actually mean
it's good, ya dig?
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Okay, let me try again.
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Uh, your plan
is very bad.
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See?
Now you're getting it!
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Ha ha! Too slow.
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Well, goodbye, party shirt.
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Hello,
party supply buying shirt.
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Darling, don't hate me.
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You know,
it's just our life.
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We don't get to take
the night off.
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I know about our life.
I love our life.
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We've been thrown
some curve balls,
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stuff that blows
a lot of weaker people up.
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Stuff that blows
a lot of strong people up.
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And we're good.
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That's worth celebrating.
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**
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You know what?
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(tires screeching)
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Ahh.
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You're not gonna react to that?
I changed my mind.
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Oh! Well, that's
how you always drive.
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I didn't realize.
Great, great.
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You know the bar
is back that way?
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(tires screeching)
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I'm sorry you're
stuck here all night.
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"It's..." N-- "New Year's.
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I wanted some..." E-X--
"excitement."
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-(sighs)
-Huh!
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(party favor blows)
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Well, I'm around
if you need me.
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Just gonna be spending quality
time with a dog who loves me.
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C'mere, c'mere.
(Pepper whines)
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(sighs)
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Don't run after him.
Show some self-respect.
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This is an unrelated run!
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(doorbell rings)
Come back, Pepper! Come back!
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Hi. Happy New Year.
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Hello, ma'am.
(chuckles)
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Hi, JJ.
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Sorry for the change
of plans.
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I was really excited
for a romantic evening, but --
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I don't know --
it just didn't feel right
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to go out when JJ
couldn't.
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Oh, I understand.
That's so sweet.
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And don't worry.
We can have plenty of fun later.
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That seems insensitive to JJ.
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Please help yourself
to a refreshment.
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-Hey, everyone.
-Kenneth?
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Yeah.
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What? Don't you remember your
parents begging me
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to cancel my big plans with
Joyce to come watch you guys?
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Not gonna sugarcoat it,
I am very unhappy
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to see you people
off the clock.
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This sucks.
I'll be in the kitchen.
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I thought you said
surrounding myself with people
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was a very dumb plan.
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That's weird, because your plan
seems awfully similar.
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Ray, now is not the time
to nitpick.
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Now is the time to foster
a sexless environment.
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Think you can do that?
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Astronomy club in the house!
(laughs)
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Who wants to play
"San Diego-opoly"?
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I'm in.
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-You invited those guys?
-Hey, hey, hey!
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Oh, I came
to the right place.
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(laughter)
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Well, I told the kids
we would be out for the night,
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and they were fine.
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Ray seemed a bit
disappointed, though.
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He said something about
needing us to be a buffer.
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I didn't understand.
That was very sweet.
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I like this place.
-It's fun, right?
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Yeah. It sort of
reminds me
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00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,921
of that bar we used to go to
in New York.
250
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,624
Do you remember they'd serve
those giant balls
251
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,392
of toxic,
fruity rum drinks?
252
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,762
I think we spent our first
New Year's together there.
253
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:55,796
Did we?
254
00:09:55,896 --> 00:10:00,433
Oh, Jimmy,
you're so romantic.
255
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,469
* Jimmy's gonna
get some lovin' *
That's true. I am.
256
00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,504
* Jimmy's gonna get
some lovin' *
257
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,439
(laughs)
258
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,775
Oh, no! Darling!
259
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,142
Who's driving home?
260
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,278
A cab. Or my mom.
261
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,580
You know, she always said that
if I ever had too much to drink,
262
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,083
she'd come and get me,
no questions asked.
(chuckles)
263
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,550
To us.
All right.
264
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:21,154
We don't do this,
so when we do this, we do this.
265
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,223
Oh, you are scary
when you're fun.
266
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,424
Hmm. To us.
267
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,494
(slurps)
Aah! That was too strong.
268
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,162
Yeah.
269
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,931
- * Ohhhh
-This is fun, right?
270
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,501
Just a wholesome New Year's Eve
like the olden days.
271
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,836
JJ, you good over there?
272
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,005
(doorbell rings)
273
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,907
-Is Taylor here?
-Uh...
274
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,109
-Oh, hi.
-Taylor, we're gonna go to
275
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,343
Shelby's house, and we were --
276
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,979
There's boys here!
(all screaming)
277
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,348
Whoa. This game's
only for four players.
278
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,784
You have bad skin,
but you're cute.
279
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,220
Dude! What the hell
is going on?
280
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,956
Taylor and her friends go
to an all-girls' school.
281
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:59,459
Any boy to them is like
a water fountain in the desert.
282
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,363
Oh! Oh. That explains a lot
about you and Taylor, too.
283
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,432
No, because we...
284
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,200
-Hmm?
-See, we met...
285
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,937
One problem
at a time, Kenneth!
286
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:12,840
Oh, look at these
young lovebirds.
287
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,710
How 'bout we two crusty veterans
show 'em how it's done?
288
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,714
Actually, uh, Kenneth
was just about to show me
289
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,515
the pustule on his foot.
290
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,552
Uh, yeah.
I want to see if it looks like
291
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,320
the pustule on Ray's thigh.
Oh, hey, Taylor.
292
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,222
You got any questions
for the pustule brothers?
293
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,992
Does the question have to be
about pustules?
294
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,294
-it's preferred.
-Yeah, pre...ferred.
295
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:38,365
Hey, can I sit here?
Okay, great.
296
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,968
(sighs) My boyfriend
is such a jerk.
297
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,804
He went to Burrito Burrito
without me and posted a picture.
298
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,305
He knows it's my favorite
restaurant.
299
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,274
I mean, he doesn't even like it.
He says the fiesta sauce
300
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,809
is too tangy.
301
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,543
(sighs)
I'm sorry for venting.
302
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,980
I mean, you can leave if you
don't want to hear this.
303
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,315
Have you ever loved someone who
brings you nothing but pain?
304
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,584
Why was he
at Burrito Burrito?!
305
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,387
(slurping)
306
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,355
(rock music plays)
307
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,391
(laughs loudly)
Oh, my God.
308
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,392
How many bowls is that?
309
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,495
Hang on. One. And. Two.
310
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,430
Math. Very cool!
311
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,366
Ah! My drunkenness level has
reached "karaoke."
312
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,136
But that bloke's been hogging
the mic for half an hour!
313
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,973
That is a karaoke no-no.
314
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,909
Ha! Wait. You're a band.
Carry on.
315
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,377
Pssh! You said you wanted
tonight to be epic.
316
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,979
I don't recall saying that.
317
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,282
Ah! Yes, you do.
It's my turn, buddy.
318
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,353
If these girls can flirt
with Ray's band of zeroes,
319
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,322
you can at least
sit next to me.
320
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,624
(Pepper whines)
321
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:41,228
Seriously?
Is something wrong with me?
322
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,530
Anyway, those are
the six reasons
323
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,033
why I'll probably
return my turtle.
324
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,367
How did we even start
talking about this?
325
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,837
Oh! Right. I got
the turtle because
326
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,238
stupid Xander's
allergic to everything else.
327
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,073
Except apparently
Burrito Burrito.
328
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,076
I can't believe
you remembered all that.
329
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,346
You are such
a good listener.
330
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,416
I can't remember the last time
I dated a good listener.
331
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:07,420
Are good listeners
also good kissers?
332
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,895
ALL: Spin the dog!
Spin the dog!
333
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:15,963
(Pepper barks)
334
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,765
ALL: Oh!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
335
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,501
Here's a thought --
does anyone want to watch
336
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,604
Ken Burns' 10-part
Vietnam War documentary?
337
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,474
The New York Times
calls it his saddest film.
338
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,676
Ray, there is a time
and place for documentaries,
339
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,845
and this is not it.
340
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,146
-Kenneth!
-Ray!
341
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,782
Oh! There you are.
Let's do this, Ray.
342
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,384
There's no point in having
the same rash
343
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,987
if we're not gonna put
cream on each other.
344
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,524
(sighs) Do you get the feeling
they're trying to ditch us?
345
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,426
This is gonna happen
in your life.
346
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,362
Men are threatened by a woman
with strong sexual energy.
347
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,199
-So what do you do?
-You threaten them even more.
348
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,134
(electricity crackles)
(all gasp, murmur)
349
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,302
Who turned
off the lights?
350
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,237
(light switch clicking)
351
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,339
The power's out.
(sighs)
352
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,009
Wait.
This is a good thing.
353
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,944
Darkness will kill
the party.
354
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,378
YOUNG MAN: I can't see.
355
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,548
Looks like I'm gonna have to
feel my way around.
356
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,084
(laughter)
-Ugh! Teens.
357
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,654
Are you like a really old person
trapped in this body?
358
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,357
* You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker, love taker *
359
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:21,428
* Love taker, don't you
mess around, no, no, no! *
360
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,963
MAN: Get off the stage!
We want the singer!
361
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,598
-That's fair.
-Go on, order us another one.
362
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,202
-Sure.
-May we please have minus three
363
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,571
scorpion bowls please?
364
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,307
(cellphone vibrating)
Uh-oh. Wait. It's Ray.
365
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,043
Do we know a Ray?
366
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,578
Hold my shoe.
367
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,280
Oh!
Speaking.
368
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,715
All smooth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
369
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,051
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, no.
370
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,252
Uh, the power's out
at the house.
371
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,754
They need us.
Not us, but, like,
372
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,123
the version of us
that can feel our legs.
373
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,659
Darling, it's Mommy.
Yeah, don't worry.
Everything's fine.
374
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,161
Okay, the flashlights
are above the fridge.
375
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,595
Dig them out, sit tight,
376
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,931
and just tell everybody
we're on our way home. Okay?
377
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,533
You're not drunk!
378
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,971
You tricked me.
379
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:08,108
There wasn't any alcohol
in these.
380
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,210
(thuds)
(all gasp)
381
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,346
(groans) I drank it all,
382
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,747
and that is
how you tricked me.
383
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,254
(all cheering)
384
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:24,958
What is this?
385
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,628
Strip "San Diego-opoly,"
baby!
386
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,796
I dare you
to play with us.
387
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,098
We're also playing
truth or dare.
388
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,666
Actually, I think
Kenneth wants to --
389
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,802
Strip with teens?
Oh, no, he doesn't.
390
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,272
And shenanigans aside, I'd like
to be very clear about that.
391
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,640
(doorbell rings)
Maddie?!
392
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,643
(all gasp)
-No way! Xander!
393
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,578
Who is this guy?
394
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,047
He never said his name.
But he means
395
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,150
more to me now
than you have or ever will.
396
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,318
Tell him, guy.
397
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,753
Go ahead.
Tell me, guy.
398
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,989
Harumph.
399
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,658
Is that a sound I make
when I'm upset?
400
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,827
I don't remember a time
before I was drunk.
401
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,862
Why are you upset?
It's a good thing
402
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,165
I stayed sober in case
something came up
403
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,166
because something did.
404
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,600
You betrayed me!
405
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,336
Were you even really laughing
406
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,004
at my Forrest Gump
impression?
407
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,605
Yeah, I've never seen
"Forrest Gump."
408
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,241
What?!
(cellphone ringing)
409
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,342
(cellphone beeps)
410
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,644
Hi, Ray.
We're on our way home.
411
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,512
Come quick.
Dylan is missing,
412
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,681
some big guy is about
to beat up JJ,
413
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,484
and the darkness is making
things extremely randy.
414
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,386
Dylan's missing?!
Yes, but I feel like
415
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,821
the headline
is the randy atmosphere.
416
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,525
If you treasure my innocence,
drive fast.
417
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,229
Ray, we have someone
in the car with us.
418
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,397
Forrest Gump.
419
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,332
Would you
like to talk to him?
420
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,433
God, no.
421
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,634
Aw, come on, he's good!
422
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,537
(insects chirping)
423
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:51,378
(gasps) You found me.
You do care.
424
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:55,382
(sniffles) Wait, how did you
even get up here?
425
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,317
Hmm, doesn't matter.
426
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,087
Hold on a second. So you
427
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,956
didn't care until
I needed you, is that it?
428
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,625
Just playing it too cool.
429
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:10,797
Well, I try to come off
all tough, but I hurt, too.
430
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:11,798
(whines)
431
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,767
(laughs)
(sighs) That's better.
432
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,103
(laughs)
433
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,871
What's up, guy? Awful quiet.
You were talking a lot
434
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,573
when you tried to get
with my girlfriend.
435
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,143
Go ahead and fight him.
He'll beat your ass.
436
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,045
He knows you don't
deserve me. Right, guy?
437
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,580
If you don't beg for
forgiveness,
438
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,418
I'm gonna destroy you.
One...two...
439
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,353
What, do you think
I'm bluffing?!
440
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:40,493
You're right.
I am, and I don't deserve you.
441
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,229
But I want to.
442
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:48,268
But like guy said, it's never
too late to start trying.
443
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,869
Thanks, guy.
444
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,772
Yeah, man.
You're the best.
445
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,806
(sighs)
446
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,874
I thought
she'd never leave.
447
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,809
Mind if I sit here?
448
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,080
Hmm.
Strong, silent type.
449
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,252
20 minutes to midnight.
If we keep playing interference,
450
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,019
we might make it
to the new year unkissed.
451
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,422
We have weird goals
sometimes.
452
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,557
Yeah.
453
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,560
(chuckles) Oh.
Ray, we need to talk.
454
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,794
I'll leave the three
of you to it.
455
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,129
-Mm.
-Mm-mm!
456
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,430
What's going on with you?
457
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,931
Either you're trying
to set me up
458
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,567
with Kenneth or you're avoiding
being alone with me.
459
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,303
Kenneth does
have his charms...
Ray,
460
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,938
we said that we would always
be honest with each other
461
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,640
about two things --
our feelings
462
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,476
and our chances of getting
into top-tier colleges.
463
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,045
And tonight, I'm sorry,
but I'm giving you a Skidmore.
464
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,615
I'm sorry!
465
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,750
I know guys are always
supposed to be ready
466
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,119
and pushing it
and "Ooh, hubba-hubba."
467
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,989
But I'm not like that.
And I can get uncomfortable
468
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,857
with all the --
mwah, mwah, mwah.
469
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,126
Yeah, I think we're all
uncomfortable with that.
470
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,596
That's why
you're being so weird?
471
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,998
(chuckles)
Ray, it's fine.
472
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,201
No! That is not
what you told me.
473
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,004
Ray, this is a woman.
A woman with desires.
474
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:01,774
She needs to be kissed
and kissed good
475
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,276
by someone who knows how,
476
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,345
instead of chasing him all over
some kid party, Kenneth.
477
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:10,917
And if you're worried about
how to do it, here. Watch this.
478
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,320
Mm!
479
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,423
Mm!
480
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,658
(gasps)
481
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,127
Should be something there
you can use.
482
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,765
W-W-W-Where
are you going, girl?
483
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,834
I-I think you just changed
our dynamic.
484
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,303
Honey?
485
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,540
So it's fine.
We can slow things...
486
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:41,214
How was it?
Be honest.
487
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,516
I have notes.
488
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,618
Yes! I love notes!
489
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,387
We're back!
Stop what you're doing.
490
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,721
Who's bothering JJ?
491
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,890
No? Oh, good.
492
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,692
Must have been
quite a boring evening.
493
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,126
Do you want me
to get you off the sofa?
494
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,729
This guy's advice is gonna
change your life.
495
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,366
He is so deep.
-Really?
496
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,500
Hi.
-Hey.
497
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,602
**
498
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,936
Well, then,
let's find Dylan.
499
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,206
I'm here, Mom.
Pepper rescued me.
500
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,876
From the pride
I wore like armor.
501
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,314
That's gonna keep him busy for
a while. What about Ray?
502
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,916
Oh, I'm fine. I've just got to
use my tongue a little less.
503
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,718
Now we just need
to find JJ.
504
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,387
And if he's good,
then they're all good.
505
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,721
Jimmy, we did him first.
506
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,423
Well, I forgot!
507
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,924
Mom, we're all fine.
508
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,126
You are.
509
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,262
Yeah, you figured
it all out yourselves.
510
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,563
(laughs)
511
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,433
Do you know what?
We do deserve to relax.
512
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,602
Maybe let go a little bit.
513
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,405
I mean, not you.
You've let go quite enough.
514
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:41,908
But I can.
And starting now, I'm gonna try.
515
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,244
Not until we find Ray.
516
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,680
Ray!
517
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,952
Is everyone ready?
Here it comes.
518
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,521
ALL: Ten! Nine! Eight!
-JIMMY: Eleven! Twelve!
519
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,588
-Other way!
-Seven! Six!
520
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,156
I don't know
what we're doing.
521
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,458
Five! Four! Three!
522
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,395
Too cool to count down?
That's so hot.
523
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:06,433
Happy New Year!
524
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,900
Better?
525
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,404
I think so. Try again.
526
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,040
That's not what I want.
527
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,576
(laughs)
(cellphone buzzes)
528
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,278
Did you text your Mom
to come and pick us up?
529
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,913
'Cause she's on her way
to the airport.
530
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,116
-Oh!
-Joyce, where are you?
531
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,886
People and dogs
are kissing.
532
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,555
You messed me up good, girl.
533
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:32,725
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