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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,014 --> 00:00:11,016 (SHANGHAI SURPRISE PLAYING) 4 00:00:25,281 --> 00:00:29,243 ♪ I can't understand how I've gone astray 5 00:00:29,368 --> 00:00:30,161 ♪ I should be sailing away on a liner 6 00:00:30,161 --> 00:00:33,289 ♪ I should be sailing away on a liner 7 00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:36,167 ♪ I was knocked on my back on a dock at Yangtze 8 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:37,501 ♪ I was knocked on my back on a dock at Yangtze 9 00:00:37,626 --> 00:00:41,005 ♪ It's a hell of a way to see China 10 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:42,173 ♪ But I'm ready 11 00:00:42,173 --> 00:00:42,381 ♪ But I'm ready 12 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,802 ♪ You must be crazy 13 00:00:48,971 --> 00:00:51,182 ♪ And you got no money 14 00:00:58,147 --> 00:01:00,191 ♪ A♪ My straits are dire from the wok into the fire 15 00:01:00,191 --> 00:01:02,526 ♪ A♪ My straits are dire from the wok into the fire 16 00:01:02,651 --> 00:01:06,197 ♪ I'd like to trust you but I've broken my rickshaw 17 00:01:06,197 --> 00:01:06,822 ♪ I'd like to trust you but I've broken my rickshaw 18 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:08,365 ♪ Sometimes there's no hope in 19 00:01:08,491 --> 00:01:10,493 ♪ In chasing opium, man 20 00:01:10,618 --> 00:01:12,203 ♪ I'd like to love you 21 00:01:12,203 --> 00:01:15,956 ♪ I'd like to love you 22 00:01:15,998 --> 00:01:18,209 ♪ But I'm not sure what's in your eyes 23 00:01:18,209 --> 00:01:18,667 ♪ But I'm not sure what's in your eyes 24 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:22,880 ♪ Whatever you're saying, I want it anyway in 25 00:01:23,005 --> 00:01:24,215 ♪ Been hanging 'round like a kid at your back door 26 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:25,382 ♪ Been hanging 'round like a kid at your back door 27 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:26,467 ♪ Oh, babe 28 00:01:26,592 --> 00:01:30,221 ♪ You could be kinder and show me Asia Minor 29 00:01:30,221 --> 00:01:31,680 ♪ You could be kinder and show me Asia Minor 30 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,267 ♪ Let you see what's here ♪in my eyesyou love me 31 00:01:58,082 --> 00:02:00,251 ♪ You must be crazy ♪ Crazy 32 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:01,168 ♪ You must be crazy ♪ Crazy 33 00:02:02,419 --> 00:02:05,172 ♪ And you got no money ♪ Money 34 00:02:11,846 --> 00:02:12,263 ♪ Back streets ♪ And tso crowded thatness 35 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:13,097 ♪ Back streets ♪ And tso crowded thatness 36 00:02:13,222 --> 00:02:15,891 ♪ No room to swing a cat 37 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:18,269 ♪ I'd like to know you but you're acting so coolie 38 00:02:18,269 --> 00:02:19,395 ♪ I'd like to know you but you're acting so coolie 39 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:24,275 ♪ I'm finding out pursued by evil-looking dudes 40 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:27,945 ♪ I'm finding out pursued by evil-looking dudes 41 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:30,281 ♪ It's getting hot for me l♪ Oh, Shanghai surpriseries 42 00:02:30,281 --> 00:02:31,740 ♪ It's getting hot for me l♪ Oh, Shanghai surpriseries 43 00:02:31,866 --> 00:02:35,995 ♪ But, baby, you look like any common crook 44 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:36,287 ♪ That's hanging 'round in those real shady places 45 00:02:36,287 --> 00:02:39,456 ♪ That's hanging 'round in those real shady places 46 00:02:39,582 --> 00:02:41,542 ♪ While you assess me 47 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,293 ♪ Why not try to impress me? 48 00:02:42,293 --> 00:02:48,299 ♪ Why not try to impress me? 49 00:03:00,978 --> 00:03:02,480 ♪ Step over here, let me see ♪ A(EXPLOSIONS RUMBLING)♪s 50 00:03:15,659 --> 00:03:18,245 How can you stuff yourself at a time like this? 51 00:03:19,079 --> 00:03:21,040 We should be on our way. 52 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:23,501 Simmer down, Willie. 53 00:03:23,626 --> 00:03:24,335 We'll go when it's time to go. 54 00:03:24,335 --> 00:03:25,794 We'll go when it's time to go. 55 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,214 Good God, man, the Japs are just down the road. 56 00:03:29,006 --> 00:03:30,341 Don't fret about the Japs. 57 00:03:30,341 --> 00:03:30,674 Don't fret about the Japs. 58 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,927 Their beef's with the Chinese. 59 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:36,347 We'll be fine once we cross the river 60 00:03:36,347 --> 00:03:38,057 We'll be fine once we cross the river 61 00:03:40,976 --> 00:03:42,353 into the international The flowers are ready, master. 62 00:03:42,353 --> 00:03:43,687 into the international The flowers are ready, master. 63 00:03:43,813 --> 00:03:45,439 Very good, Wu. Thank you. 64 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:52,571 we've been hanging about here for a bunch of bloody flowers? 65 00:03:52,696 --> 00:03:54,365 Now, Willie. It's time. 66 00:03:54,365 --> 00:03:54,448 Now, Willie. It's time. 67 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:58,619 WILLIE: You're cracked, Walter. You're nuts. 68 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:00,371 You'll get us killed over a bunch of flowers. 69 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:01,205 You'll get us killed over a bunch of flowers. 70 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:04,917 Not your everyday garden variety, Willie. 71 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:18,389 That's opium. a look. 72 00:04:18,389 --> 00:04:19,890 That's opium. a look. 73 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:22,017 You're looking at a thousand dollars worth. 74 00:04:22,143 --> 00:04:24,395 Best international currency in the world. 75 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:25,020 Best international currency in the world. 76 00:04:25,146 --> 00:04:27,022 Half the weight of gold, 77 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:28,732 twice the value. 78 00:04:42,288 --> 00:04:42,413 Move out!p, Wu. 79 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:44,915 Move out!p, Wu. 80 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,690 Walter, (WU SHOUTING ORDERS the bridge is that way.RIN) 81 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:11,734 We're going for China Doll. 82 00:05:11,859 --> 00:05:12,443 For heaven's sake, Walter. 83 00:05:12,443 --> 00:05:14,028 For heaven's sake, Walter. 84 00:05:14,153 --> 00:05:17,531 There'll be plenty of China Dolls where we're headed. 85 00:05:17,656 --> 00:05:18,449 You ought to be taking notes instead of drinking. 86 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:20,618 You ought to be taking notes instead of drinking. 87 00:05:20,743 --> 00:05:23,370 Get a scoop for your paper, 88 00:05:23,496 --> 00:05:24,455 eyewitness to the extraordinary getaway of Walter Faraday, 89 00:05:24,455 --> 00:05:26,332 eyewitness to the extraordinary getaway of Walter Faraday, 90 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,978 The power's out everywhere. 91 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:50,689 Wu, light some torches. 92 00:05:50,815 --> 00:05:52,566 With the whole Chinese sector about to fall, 93 00:05:52,691 --> 00:05:54,068 (WU YELLING IN MANDARIN) you'd think she'd be waiting. 94 00:05:54,193 --> 00:05:54,485 What the devil? 95 00:05:54,485 --> 00:05:55,402 What the devil? 96 00:06:12,253 --> 00:06:12,503 We're in luck, Walter. It's not the Japs, it's the Chinese.ell...RIN) 97 00:06:12,503 --> 00:06:15,965 We're in luck, Walter. It's not the Japs, it's the Chinese.ell...RIN) 98 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:18,509 Now, look here, old man, we're on our way to the international... 99 00:06:18,509 --> 00:06:20,094 Now, look here, old man, we're on our way to the international... 100 00:06:30,104 --> 00:06:30,521 I thought you'd be halfway to Mongolia by now.n.ANDARIN) 101 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:32,731 I thought you'd be halfway to Mongolia by now.n.ANDARIN) 102 00:06:32,857 --> 00:06:35,359 I could not leave without bidding you farewell. 103 00:06:36,402 --> 00:06:36,527 Where's China Doll? What have you done with her? 104 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:42,533 Where's China Doll? What have you done with her? 105 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:45,578 Where's China Doll? What have you done with her? 106 00:06:45,703 --> 00:06:48,539 He should have informed you, as he informed me,by your you might be coming here.he. 107 00:06:48,539 --> 00:06:49,248 He should have informed you, as he informed me,by your you might be coming here.he. 108 00:06:56,005 --> 00:06:57,882 Now, you will kindly I'm afraid my loyal servant 109 00:06:58,007 --> 00:07:00,468 seems to have double-crossed us both. 110 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:01,969 He just ran off with it. 111 00:07:02,094 --> 00:07:03,179 (YELLS IN MANDARIN) 112 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:05,264 It won't do you any good. 113 00:07:49,225 --> 00:07:50,142 Just the basic necessities You knoFor luck.ergencies. 114 00:08:03,656 --> 00:08:05,074 I'd skip that one, Ait's jusRun like hell!ck. 115 00:08:21,966 --> 00:08:24,009 Come on. Jump for it, Willie. We've got to get across. 116 00:08:24,135 --> 00:08:24,635 I can't. Walter, I can't. 117 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:26,804 I can't. Walter, I can't. 118 00:08:26,929 --> 00:08:28,639 Come on, Willie. We have to. 119 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:30,641 Whoo! 120 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:33,102 Whoo! 121 00:08:39,441 --> 00:08:40,651 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMING) 122 00:09:17,813 --> 00:09:18,689 (BOAT HORN BLOWING) (PEOPL(CAR HORN HONKING). 123 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:19,315 (BOAT HORN BLOWING) (PEOPL(CAR HORN HONKING). 124 00:09:35,915 --> 00:09:36,707 WASEY: Where's my baggage, Thayou castrated scum?SE) 125 00:09:36,707 --> 00:09:38,501 WASEY: Where's my baggage, Thayou castrated scum?SE) 126 00:09:39,502 --> 00:09:41,045 I want my baggage! MAN: You go! You go! 127 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,713 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 128 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,133 Miss Tatlock, 129 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:48,719 I think we've found our man. 130 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:49,136 I think we've found our man. 131 00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,263 Mr. Burns, you can't be serious. 132 00:09:52,431 --> 00:09:54,725 If he can be of help, we'll use the devil himself. 133 00:09:54,725 --> 00:09:56,268 If he can be of help, we'll use the devil himself. 134 00:09:56,393 --> 00:09:59,021 What about my wallet? There was a wallet in this jacket! 135 00:09:59,146 --> 00:10:00,731 MAN: You no money. You no go. 136 00:10:00,731 --> 00:10:02,024 MAN: You no money. You no go. 137 00:10:02,149 --> 00:10:05,486 You stole my last ten bucks, you thieving cornhole pirate! 138 00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:06,737 (WASEY CONTINUES YELLING) 139 00:10:06,737 --> 00:10:07,321 (WASEY CONTINUES YELLING) 140 00:10:08,447 --> 00:10:10,491 Sir, can we be of any assistance? 141 00:10:11,325 --> 00:10:12,743 Yeah, have you got a torpedo handy? 142 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:13,536 Yeah, have you got a torpedo handy? 143 00:10:13,869 --> 00:10:18,749 Look at that. 144 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:19,375 Look at that. 145 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:30,761 He didn't even The Helping Hand aidspples on many a weary traveler,NDARIN) 146 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:33,097 He didn't even The Helping Hand aidspples on many a weary traveler,NDARIN) 147 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,432 Mr... 148 00:10:35,558 --> 00:10:36,767 Wasey. Glendon Wasey. 149 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:37,143 Wasey. Glendon Wasey. 150 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,944 We can't help but sympathize with your predicament, Mr. Wasey.DARIN) 151 00:10:47,069 --> 00:10:48,779 How would you like to earn your fare? 152 00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:49,697 How would you like to earn your fare? 153 00:10:49,822 --> 00:10:52,241 Sorry. I'm not cut out for the soup kitchen. Thanks. 154 00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:54,785 Well, all you have to do is make a few enquiries for us. 155 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:54,952 Well, all you have to do is make a few enquiries for us. 156 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:56,620 Yeah? Why me? 157 00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:58,497 You speak Chinese with such flair. 158 00:10:58,622 --> 00:11:00,791 Yeah, a lot of good it does me. I might as well quack. 159 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:01,542 Yeah, a lot of good it does me. I might as well quack. 160 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:04,336 We're anxious to contact a rickshaw puller. 161 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:06,797 He's the father of a soldier who's lost his leg. 162 00:11:06,797 --> 00:11:06,922 He's the father of a soldier who's lost his leg. 163 00:11:07,047 --> 00:11:09,633 The poor lad is delirious. 164 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:11,886 I've absolutely no aptitude for the native gibberish 165 00:11:12,011 --> 00:11:12,803 and Miss Tatlock's only been here a few weeks. 166 00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:14,930 and Miss Tatlock's only been here a few weeks. 167 00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:17,558 The boy was barely able to scratch his father's name. 168 00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:18,809 Can you make it out? 169 00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:19,185 Can you make it out? 170 00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:23,105 Wu Ch'En She. 171 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:24,815 You see, Miss Tatlock, I knew we'd picked a winner. 172 00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:25,941 You see, Miss Tatlock, I knew we'd picked a winner. 173 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:28,777 You know, people don't talk cheap here in Shanghai. 174 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:30,821 I'm gonna need a bankroll. 175 00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:31,071 I'm gonna need a bankroll. 176 00:11:31,197 --> 00:11:33,908 Whatever you need, Miss Tatlock will provide. 177 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,827 Not that we don't trust you, of course. 178 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:37,161 Not that we don't trust you, of course. 179 00:11:37,286 --> 00:11:39,788 But a person free of financial responsibility 180 00:11:39,914 --> 00:11:41,790 can perform much more efficiently. 181 00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:45,169 What is that? 182 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:48,839 Amy the Killer. 183 00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,007 Amy the Killer. 184 00:11:50,132 --> 00:11:51,884 I bought 100 gross of these babies in Canton. 185 00:11:52,009 --> 00:11:53,677 They'll eat 'em up in LA. 186 00:11:56,597 --> 00:11:59,058 They glow in the dark. 187 00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:00,851 Hey, how would you like to come into 188 00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:01,018 Hey, how would you like to come into 189 00:12:01,143 --> 00:12:06,106 the shadows with me and have a peek, baby? 190 00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:12,863 It's You know, bright enough as itI'll tell you something. 191 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:16,909 It's You know, bright enough as itI'll tell you something. 192 00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:18,869 There's probably 10,000 rI'm gonna need a miracle. 193 00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:20,287 There's probably 10,000 rI'm gonna need a miracle. 194 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:24,250 You forget my calling, Mr. Wasey. 195 00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:46,772 Loan me ten cents, ma'am, will ya? I'm dry as a bone.racles. 196 00:12:46,897 --> 00:12:48,899 Absolutely not. I do not approve of drinking. 197 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:49,024 Absolutely not. I do not approve of drinking. 198 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,443 Look at me, I'm shaking. I can't be any good to you like this. 199 00:12:51,569 --> 00:12:52,820 You're wasting your time, Mr. Wasey. 200 00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:53,946 What about rice? 201 00:12:54,071 --> 00:12:54,905 You don't have anything against rice, do you? I haven't eaten in three days. 202 00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:57,950 You don't have anything against rice, do you? I haven't eaten in three days. 203 00:12:58,075 --> 00:12:59,535 Very well. 204 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,184 Uh, rice wine.MANDARIN) 205 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:24,935 Look at that. Steady as a brain surgeon. 206 00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:27,062 Look at that. Steady as a brain surgeon. 207 00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:30,774 I have something to say to you, Mr. Wasey. 208 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:30,941 I do not intend to be made a fool of. 209 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,485 I do not intend to be made a fool of. 210 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:35,112 You're flippant, facetious, 211 00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:36,947 and I suspect, sorely lacking in moral fiber. 212 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:37,281 and I suspect, sorely lacking in moral fiber. 213 00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:39,325 However, I am duty-bound to Mr. Burns to work with you, 214 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,118 and I shall try. 215 00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:42,953 We've made a deal, you and I and he, 216 00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:42,995 We've made a deal, you and I and he, 217 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,165 and I expect you to live up to it. 218 00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:53,047 You don't like me much, do you, ma'am?e myself clear? 219 00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:54,965 Well, maybe after you get to know me a little bit, what do you think? 220 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:55,341 Well, maybe after you get to know me a little bit, what do you think? 221 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,927 I think there's very little chance of that. 222 00:13:58,052 --> 00:14:00,304 I expect our association to be an extremely brief one. 223 00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:00,971 Pick one. 224 00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:01,639 Pick one. 225 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:04,350 I'll do no such thing. 226 00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,977 It's degrading to use your fellow man as a beast of burden. 227 00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:07,770 It's degrading to use your fellow man as a beast of burden. 228 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:10,064 Yes, but when you're looking for a rickshaw puller, 229 00:14:10,189 --> 00:14:11,982 the best person to ask is the Rickshaw King. 230 00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:12,983 We'll take a taxi. 231 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:13,984 We'll take a taxi. 232 00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:15,861 Then we'll find the Taxi King. 233 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,638 (SPEAKI(ALL CLAMORING)) 234 00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:45,933 TATLOCK: This is deplorable. 235 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:49,019 Give me some money. 236 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:49,728 Give me some money. 237 00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:53,440 You're not going to gamble with mission funds, Mr. Wasey. 238 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,737 Either way we've got to(SPEAKING MANDARIN) 239 00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:01,031 Come on, Jiminy, whip his ass, boy. 240 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:01,157 Come on, Jiminy, whip his ass, boy. 241 00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:11,500 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)MANDARIN) 242 00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,212 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 243 00:15:15,337 --> 00:15:16,505 Wu Ch'En She! 244 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,215 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 245 00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:20,092 Wu Ch'En She! 246 00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:21,135 (SPITTING) 247 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:25,055 Wu Ch'En She! 248 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:26,140 Wu Ch'En She! 249 00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:28,809 I don't think this guy's very popular(SPITTING)re. 250 00:15:30,811 --> 00:15:31,061 Uh, let's get out of here. 251 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:33,939 Uh, let's get out of here. 252 00:15:48,787 --> 00:15:49,079 You really want to (ALfind this guy, huh? 253 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,956 You really want to (ALfind this guy, huh? 254 00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:53,292 We're not going to be discouraged by one little setback. 255 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,085 One little setback? I'd call it a lynch mob. 256 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:55,836 One little setback? I'd call it a lynch mob. 257 00:15:55,961 --> 00:16:01,091 Alcoholics always tend to overdramatize. 258 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,178 Alcoholics always tend to overdramatize. 259 00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:07,097 You're probably right. So, I It's the horrid mannore the gufrom the cricket fight. 260 00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:08,015 You're probably right. So, I It's the horrid mannore the gufrom the cricket fight. 261 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,266 He's gaining. 262 00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:10,286 Come on, lady, we've got to grease (CHICKENS CLUCKING)ARIN) 263 00:17:11,704 --> 00:17:12,830 Uh-oh. 264 00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:16,876 That man is a maniac. 265 00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:19,169 I need a weapon. What have you got for a weapon? 266 00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:21,672 I need a weapon. What have you got for a weapon? 267 00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:25,050 Here, take that. 268 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,887 (GRUNTS) 269 00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:40,274 (GRUNTS)MS) 270 00:17:40,774 --> 00:17:41,984 Please! 271 00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,152 Dear friend. 272 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:49,199 Justin Kronk? 273 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,743 Justin Kronk? 274 00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:55,205 I can help you locate a certain gentleman. 275 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:55,748 I can help you locate a certain gentleman. 276 00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:01,211 Am I to understand you can help us findhank you, a Mr. Wu Ch'En She? Madame. 277 00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:04,173 Am I to understand you can help us findhank you, a Mr. Wu Ch'En She? Madame. 278 00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:07,217 Why does everybody get their peckers in a vice when you mention Wu Ch'En She? 279 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,969 Why does everybody get their peckers in a vice when you mention Wu Ch'En She? 280 00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:10,763 The gentleman is a renegade, 281 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:13,223 Is that all they have against him? 282 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:16,227 Is that all they have against him? 283 00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:18,145 He owes most of those men money from gambling debts, 284 00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:19,229 They would kill him on sight. 285 00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:20,856 They would kill him on sight. 286 00:18:20,981 --> 00:18:24,193 Now, I personally do not know the gentleman's whereabouts, 287 00:18:50,886 --> 00:18:55,265 My friend presidesfee, over a very successful (SPinsurance company.oes. 288 00:18:55,265 --> 00:18:55,975 My friend presidesfee, over a very successful (SPinsurance company.oes. 289 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,727 before requesting information from a stranger. 290 00:19:07,194 --> 00:19:07,277 Come. Kronk. 291 00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:08,445 Come. Kronk. 292 00:19:08,571 --> 00:19:10,364 Venerable sir, 293 00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,867 I have some business for you. 294 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:19,289 Good afternoon, reverend lady, gentleman. 295 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,709 Good afternoon, reverend lady, gentleman. 296 00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:24,253 Please sit down. 297 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:28,841 My calling name is Ho Chong. 298 00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:31,301 And greeting is deeply extended. 299 00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:32,636 And greeting is deeply extended. 300 00:19:33,596 --> 00:19:35,931 Unlike Western companies, 301 00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,307 I insure those parts of the body the most precious by my customs. 302 00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:41,145 I insure those parts of the body the most precious by my customs. 303 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:43,313 How big a policy we gotta buy to find Wu Ch'En She? 304 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:49,236 How big a policy we gotta buy to find Wu Ch'En She? 305 00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:51,614 Ah! Here's a fine bargain. The armpits, the genitals andat 40 Shanghai dollars. 306 00:19:52,948 --> 00:19:55,325 What do you got for 30? 307 00:19:55,325 --> 00:20:00,206 What do you got for 30? 308 00:20:01,207 --> 00:20:01,331 For $30, I could dBut I could not the genitfind Wu Ch'En She.s. 309 00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:03,209 For $30, I could dBut I could not the genitfind Wu Ch'En She.s. 310 00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:04,585 Okay. How about 311 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:07,337 the armpits, the genitals... Mr. Wasey! 312 00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:09,673 the armpits, the genitals... Mr. Wasey! 313 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:12,843 Would you please conclude this transaction? 314 00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:13,343 All right. We'll take your $40 policy. 315 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,513 All right. We'll take your $40 policy. 316 00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:17,932 (CHUCKLES) And you, reverend lady, 317 00:20:18,057 --> 00:20:19,349 would you care protection for certain parts? 318 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:20,267 would you care protection for certain parts? 319 00:20:20,684 --> 00:20:22,353 No, thank you. 320 00:20:22,478 --> 00:20:24,230 The lips and ears perhaps. 321 00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:25,355 Thank you, I said no. 322 00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:25,815 Thank you, I said no. 323 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,316 Your twin pagodas, maybe? 324 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:29,443 Definitely not. 325 00:20:29,568 --> 00:20:31,361 Surely you would to protect your haven of celestial bliss. 326 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:32,947 Surely you would to protect your haven of celestial bliss. 327 00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:36,033 Dare you! I don't think her haven is in much danger. 328 00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:37,367 Mr. Wasey, I demand we conclude our business here. 329 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,953 Mr. Wasey, I demand we conclude our business here. 330 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,088 Okay, she'll take the ears, the lips and them twinUh-huh.s. 331 00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:52,049 Excellent! 332 00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:54,051 If you will follow me, please? 333 00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:58,848 Am I walking too rapidly, reverend lady? 334 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,391 What's that awful stench? 335 00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:04,937 What's that awful stench? 336 00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:25,415 A man in great debt must sometimes live in seclusionf Oh, Master Wu!ongevity.oyage. 337 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:26,083 A man in great debt must sometimes live in seclusionf Oh, Master Wu!ongevity.oyage. 338 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,294 Wu Ch'En She, I bring friends. 339 00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:29,920 (SHOUTS) 340 00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:37,427 He seldom welcomes his infrequent guests. 341 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:39,013 He seldom welcomes his infrequent guests. 342 00:21:40,139 --> 00:21:41,682 Hey, what are you up to? Are you sure?dy down there. 343 00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:43,433 Yeah, I'm telling you, look. 344 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:43,726 Yeah, I'm telling you, look. 345 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:47,688 Well, we must rectify that. 346 00:21:57,990 --> 00:22:00,201 Next time the cargo (BOcould be sharks. 347 00:22:01,076 --> 00:22:01,451 (WOMEN CHATTERING) 348 00:22:01,451 --> 00:22:02,745 (WOMEN CHATTERING) 349 00:22:22,139 --> 00:22:25,475 A gift, dear friend. 350 00:22:25,475 --> 00:22:25,476 A gift, dear friend. 351 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,897 You know, the Chinese find the juice of the tomatoes Ithe only suitable antidote 352 00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,481 for the aromas of skunk, 353 00:22:31,481 --> 00:22:32,066 for the aromas of skunk, 354 00:22:32,191 --> 00:22:34,109 fish and putrefied flesh. 355 00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:36,070 When I get out of this tub, 356 00:22:36,195 --> 00:22:37,487 I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild. 357 00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:38,989 I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild. 358 00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,826 But why? I saved your life. 359 00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:43,493 I took you to the Red Society, 360 00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:45,538 I took you to the Red Society, 361 00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:49,499 an organization with, uh, with an ironic sense of humor. 362 00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:49,834 an organization with, uh, with an ironic sense of humor. 363 00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:52,044 Had I delivered you to the Green Society, 364 00:22:52,169 --> 00:22:54,129 they would have slit your throat. 365 00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:55,505 Hung you up to drip like a Peking duck. 366 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:56,465 Hung you up to drip like a Peking duck. 367 00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:05,224 For looking for the father of a wounMmm, interesting. 368 00:23:05,349 --> 00:23:07,517 Interesting? What's so goddamn interesting? 369 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:07,893 Interesting? What's so goddamn interesting? 370 00:23:08,936 --> 00:23:11,355 My dear friend, Wu Ch'En She has no sons. 371 00:23:12,898 --> 00:23:13,523 So then why am I looking for him? 372 00:23:13,523 --> 00:23:14,984 So then why am I looking for him? 373 00:23:25,953 --> 00:23:27,454 Every damn word out of your mouth hasld been a lie, hasn't it?y. 374 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,791 I can explain. 375 00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:31,541 Yeah. There isn't any brave little boy 376 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,877 Yeah. There isn't any brave little boy 377 00:23:33,002 --> 00:23:36,172 Look me straight in the eye and give me a one word answer. 378 00:23:36,297 --> 00:23:37,547 No, there isn't. No, there isn't. 379 00:23:37,547 --> 00:23:38,257 No, there isn't. No, there isn't. 380 00:23:39,049 --> 00:23:41,510 A missionary lying! 381 00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:43,553 It's like pissing all over God's uniform. 382 00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:44,096 It's like pissing all over God's uniform. 383 00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:46,974 If I had told you the truth, you never would have agreed to help us. 384 00:23:47,766 --> 00:23:49,559 Mr. Wasey, at this very moment, tens of thousands ofat? 385 00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:52,313 Mr. Wasey, at this very moment, tens of thousands ofat? 386 00:23:52,438 --> 00:23:55,565 courageous soldiers are suffering agonizing pain 387 00:23:55,565 --> 00:23:56,442 courageous soldiers are suffering agonizing pain 388 00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:59,695 And not one of them is related to Wu Ch'En She. 389 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,571 Oh, hold the phone. The Walter Faraday? 390 00:24:01,571 --> 00:24:03,741 Oh, hold the phone. The Walter Faraday? 391 00:24:04,909 --> 00:24:07,577 Well, anyway, they say Wu stole 1,100 pounds ofaday, opium from this Mr. Faraday.? 392 00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:07,578 Well, anyway, they say Wu stole 1,100 pounds ofaday, opium from this Mr. Faraday.? 393 00:24:07,703 --> 00:24:09,788 You're looking for Faraday's flowers. 394 00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:12,541 You've heard of them? 395 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:13,583 I've also heard of El Dorado and the Lost Dutchman Mine. 396 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:14,919 I've also heard of El Dorado and the Lost Dutchman Mine. 397 00:24:15,044 --> 00:24:17,880 They don't exist either. You're crazy, you know that? 398 00:24:18,005 --> 00:24:19,589 Do you know what they did to Walter Faraday? Do you? 399 00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:20,591 Do you know what they did to Walter Faraday? Do you? 400 00:24:20,716 --> 00:24:22,134 Answer me, damn it! 401 00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:24,053 I can't. 402 00:24:24,178 --> 00:24:25,595 You smell so bad I can't think straight. 403 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:27,014 You smell so bad I can't think straight. 404 00:24:27,139 --> 00:24:29,266 After they shot him, drowned him and burnt him, 405 00:24:29,391 --> 00:24:31,268 they say he was fished out of the river, 406 00:24:31,393 --> 00:24:31,601 skinned and deboned, then hung up 407 00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:33,270 skinned and deboned, then hung up 408 00:24:33,395 --> 00:24:35,314 for everybody to see on the Lower Nanking Road. 409 00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:37,607 That's only hearsay. 410 00:24:37,607 --> 00:24:38,776 That's only hearsay. 411 00:24:38,901 --> 00:24:41,862 Maybe so. But if they'll do that to an Opium King, 412 00:24:41,987 --> 00:24:43,613 to the Glow-in-the-dark Tie King? 413 00:24:43,613 --> 00:24:44,198 to the Glow-in-the-dark Tie King? 414 00:24:44,323 --> 00:24:47,034 What about your ties? What about 'em? 415 00:24:47,159 --> 00:24:49,619 Mr. Burns has them stored at the mission. 416 00:24:49,619 --> 00:24:53,499 Mr. Burns has them stored at the mission. 417 00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:19,649 Oh, dear. I sense Yyou've encounteredollow me tthe Red Society.ING)k upwind. 418 00:25:19,649 --> 00:25:20,901 Oh, dear. I sense Yyou've encounteredollow me tthe Red Society.ING)k upwind. 419 00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:22,945 I'm afraid he knows. 420 00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:24,947 No point in apologies, pal. 421 00:25:25,072 --> 00:25:25,655 I just want my stuff. 422 00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:26,740 I just want my stuff. 423 00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:31,162 You must think we're lunatics. 424 00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:37,209 Lunatics? You're worse than lunatics. 425 00:25:37,334 --> 00:25:37,667 Two missionaries and a Glow-in-the-dark tie salesman 426 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,879 Two missionaries and a Glow-in-the-dark tie salesman 427 00:25:40,004 --> 00:25:43,673 do not just stroll up to people 428 00:25:43,673 --> 00:25:44,800 do not just stroll up to people 429 00:25:44,925 --> 00:25:47,678 and ask if they've seen 1,000 pounds of opium lying around. 430 00:25:47,803 --> 00:25:49,679 This time they threw us in the fish. 431 00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:49,972 This time they threw us in the fish. 432 00:25:50,097 --> 00:25:52,099 Next time we get grinded into cat food. 433 00:25:52,975 --> 00:25:55,186 He's right, you know. 434 00:25:55,311 --> 00:25:55,685 I'm afraid we've been hopelessly irresponsible. 435 00:25:55,685 --> 00:25:58,063 I'm afraid we've been hopelessly irresponsible. 436 00:26:09,783 --> 00:26:10,910 Perhaps this will make up A ticket? 437 00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:13,579 I paid your fare to Los Angeles. 438 00:26:13,704 --> 00:26:17,041 Your captain will welcome you back with open arms. 439 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,376 Your ship sails the day after tomorrow. 440 00:26:19,502 --> 00:26:19,709 I booked a room for you in the Hotel Penang. 441 00:26:19,709 --> 00:26:22,421 I booked a room for you in the Hotel Penang. 442 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:23,923 It's plain but adequate. 443 00:26:24,048 --> 00:26:25,715 And, uh, here's a small contribution... 444 00:26:25,715 --> 00:26:26,884 And, uh, here's a small contribution... 445 00:26:27,009 --> 00:26:28,594 (COUGHING) 446 00:26:28,719 --> 00:26:30,513 ...towards your new clothes. 447 00:26:40,064 --> 00:26:42,900 WASEY: That's mighty white of you, Burns. 448 00:26:43,025 --> 00:26:43,733 No. No, I don't. 449 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,903 No. No, I don't. 450 00:26:46,028 --> 00:26:49,281 Well, we can't have you leaving Shanghai without tasting the duck. 451 00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:49,739 Will you have dinner with me tonight? 452 00:26:49,739 --> 00:26:52,785 Will you have dinner with me tonight? 453 00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:01,751 I hope you're not offended, Mr. Wasey, but that new tie is a major improvement.. 454 00:27:01,751 --> 00:27:04,880 I hope you're not offended, Mr. Wasey, but that new tie is a major improvement.. 455 00:27:05,005 --> 00:27:07,757 It's a little subdued for me. Boy, this place looks great. 456 00:27:07,757 --> 00:27:08,134 It's a little subdued for me. Boy, this place looks great. 457 00:27:09,135 --> 00:27:10,594 Oh, we're not eating here. 458 00:27:10,719 --> 00:27:13,013 I've got something more elegant in mind. 459 00:27:13,139 --> 00:27:13,763 (BAND PLAYING) Your regular table? 460 00:27:13,763 --> 00:27:15,224 (BAND PLAYING) Your regular table? 461 00:27:15,349 --> 00:27:17,560 An old watering hole, Mr. Wasey? 462 00:27:17,685 --> 00:27:19,769 I've never been here before. I couldn't afford it till I met you. 463 00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:21,397 I've never been here before. I couldn't afford it till I met you. 464 00:27:28,154 --> 00:27:29,405 PROSTITUTE: Where have youMay I join you? 465 00:27:30,114 --> 00:27:31,781 What are you doing here? 466 00:27:31,781 --> 00:27:31,866 What are you doing here? 467 00:27:31,991 --> 00:27:34,702 Well, like you, Mr. Wasey, I come for the duck, 468 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:37,746 for the interesting people, for the beautiful flowers. 469 00:27:43,002 --> 00:27:43,793 Gin? I hate gin. The usuGive me whiskey. 470 00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:45,171 Gin? I hate gin. The usuGive me whiskey. 471 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,549 Naughty boy. You tried to jilt us. 472 00:27:48,674 --> 00:27:49,799 Tried to jilt you? We've missed you, cheri. 473 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:50,634 Tried to jilt you? We've missed you, cheri. 474 00:27:50,759 --> 00:27:53,012 Oh, you have? I don't even know who you are. 475 00:27:53,137 --> 00:27:54,638 I see you have quite a following, Mr. Wasey. 476 00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:55,805 Beat it. 477 00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:56,474 Beat it. 478 00:27:56,599 --> 00:27:58,767 Heavens above, has the fetching Miss Tatlock 479 00:27:58,893 --> 00:28:01,811 taken up the oldest profession? 480 00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:03,314 taken up the oldest profession? 481 00:28:03,439 --> 00:28:06,317 Don't be silly. You have a following of your own there, Tatlock. 482 00:28:06,442 --> 00:28:07,817 My name is not Phil. 483 00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:08,944 My name is not Phil. 484 00:28:09,069 --> 00:28:11,864 No, you're quite right. You're not Phil at all, are you? 485 00:28:11,989 --> 00:28:13,823 Mr. Tuttle, this is my friend, Mr. Wasey. 486 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:15,284 Mr. Tuttle, this is my friend, Mr. Wasey. 487 00:28:15,409 --> 00:28:17,244 Mr. Tuttle is a distinguished journalist. 488 00:28:17,369 --> 00:28:19,079 He's also the foremost authority 489 00:28:19,205 --> 00:28:19,829 on Walter Faraday in Shanghai. 490 00:28:19,829 --> 00:28:21,248 on Walter Faraday in Shanghai. 491 00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:24,084 Oh, well, what a coincidence. 492 00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:25,835 Could this possibly be the reason 493 00:28:25,835 --> 00:28:27,922 Could this possibly be the reason 494 00:28:28,047 --> 00:28:30,716 we're dining in this charming establishment? 495 00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:31,841 Tell him, Willie. Tell him the flowers really do exist. 496 00:28:31,841 --> 00:28:34,303 Tell him, Willie. Tell him the flowers really do exist. 497 00:28:34,428 --> 00:28:36,889 Oh, they exist all right, old boy. I've seen them. 498 00:28:37,014 --> 00:28:37,847 Tell him where, Willie. 499 00:28:37,847 --> 00:28:39,475 Tell him where, Willie. 500 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,061 Faraday's villa, the night he was killed. 501 00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:43,853 Five crates of premium opium. 502 00:28:43,853 --> 00:28:45,272 Five crates of premium opium. 503 00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:49,693 My God, you look like Phil Borak. 504 00:28:49,819 --> 00:28:49,859 You know, I hadn't the foggiest idea how to help you before, 505 00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:51,237 You know, I hadn't the foggiest idea how to help you before, 506 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,489 but now I've seen Mr. Wasey. 507 00:28:53,614 --> 00:28:55,865 I think she'd be amused. Don't you, Kronk? 508 00:28:55,865 --> 00:28:56,116 I think she'd be amused. Don't you, Kronk? 509 00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:58,786 I think she'd be fascinated. 510 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,913 Who? Who? 511 00:29:01,038 --> 00:29:01,871 I'd like to introduce you to a remarkable woman. 512 00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:02,748 I'd like to introduce you to a remarkable woman. 513 00:29:02,873 --> 00:29:05,960 She trained as an imperial concubine. 514 00:29:06,085 --> 00:29:07,877 I'm sorry, but Mr. Wasey isn't here to participate... No, wait. 515 00:29:07,877 --> 00:29:07,920 I'm sorry, but Mr. Wasey isn't here to participate... No, wait. 516 00:29:08,045 --> 00:29:11,924 She is very selective and he is definitely her type. 517 00:29:12,049 --> 00:29:13,509 And she works off the premises. 518 00:29:13,634 --> 00:29:13,883 But we don't have the time or the money. 519 00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:15,344 But we don't have the time or the money. 520 00:29:15,469 --> 00:29:19,889 She believes she's an empress. 521 00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:21,559 She believes she's an empress. 522 00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:25,895 An emperor? The fortunate patron I absolutely forbid this!ror. 523 00:29:25,895 --> 00:29:30,526 An emperor? The fortunate patron I absolutely forbid this!ror. 524 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:49,919 Her naHow much will it cost and shand when can we pays This could be a setup. 525 00:29:49,919 --> 00:29:51,839 Her naHow much will it cost and shand when can we pays This could be a setup. 526 00:29:52,715 --> 00:29:54,383 Don't be silly. Tuttle could be on some gang's payroll. Kronk, too. 527 00:29:55,509 --> 00:29:55,925 Then why would they agree to help us and then turn around and hurt us? 528 00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:57,470 Then why would they agree to help us and then turn around and hurt us? 529 00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,930 Everybody else has. 530 00:30:04,477 --> 00:30:05,853 Oh, too bad. (SIGHS) 531 00:30:25,164 --> 00:30:25,955 Where did you learn that? In missionary school?HALING). 532 00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:26,874 Where did you learn that? In missionary school?HALING). 533 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:31,961 No. 534 00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:31,962 No. 535 00:31:45,035 --> 00:31:47,830 An exclusive girls' school with an extremely It says, "Welcome, Mr. Wasey." 536 00:31:47,955 --> 00:31:49,999 Bon voyage. Have a nice trip. 537 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:54,211 I've changed my mind. I'm not going. 538 00:31:56,422 --> 00:31:59,425 It's the last thing I'll ever ask of you. 539 00:32:01,677 --> 00:32:02,051 You look sincere, and you sound sincere, 540 00:32:02,051 --> 00:32:03,721 You look sincere, and you sound sincere, 541 00:32:03,846 --> 00:32:06,015 and you're lying through your teeth. 542 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,057 Well, then, 543 00:32:08,057 --> 00:32:08,100 Well, then, 544 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:12,062 you leave me no alternative. 545 00:32:12,188 --> 00:32:14,023 That's my ticket. 546 00:32:14,148 --> 00:32:15,774 Where did you get that? 547 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:20,069 You picked my pocket. 548 00:32:20,069 --> 00:32:20,154 You picked my pocket. 549 00:32:20,279 --> 00:32:21,614 I certainly did and I'm quite prepared to tear it up. 550 00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:26,075 Yes, I would. 551 00:32:26,075 --> 00:32:26,452 Yes, I would. 552 00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:30,080 You have no idea of the depth of my determination. 553 00:33:11,288 --> 00:33:13,791 Now I♪ Like an opalescent moon lik all alonewillowy pathies. 554 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:14,123 ♪ In the sky of a foreign land 555 00:33:14,123 --> 00:33:17,670 ♪ In the sky of a foreign land 556 00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:19,588 ♪ Ooh, ooh 557 00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:20,129 ♪ She can take the breath 558 00:33:20,129 --> 00:33:26,135 ♪ She can take the breath 559 00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:26,178 ♪ She can take the breath 560 00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:17,897 I see you admWas she a queen? 561 00:34:20,524 --> 00:34:23,569 The Emperor fell in love with Yehonala 562 00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,195 in the heavenly gardens of the Summer Palace. 563 00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:26,197 in the heavenly gardens of the Summer Palace. 564 00:34:27,656 --> 00:34:29,283 She bore his only son. 565 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,201 When the Emperor died, 566 00:34:32,201 --> 00:34:35,873 When the Emperor died, 567 00:35:03,692 --> 00:35:06,529 Y(BREATH AWAY FROM HEAVEN PLA♪ In another life 568 00:35:33,347 --> 00:35:34,723 ♪♪ Take one.ingaming ♪ Awh(CHUCKLES)sist you. 569 00:35:34,849 --> 00:35:37,017 Well, I don't need any assistance. 570 00:35:37,143 --> 00:35:38,267 Can you be certain? 571 00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:38,561 Can you be certain? 572 00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:41,730 I'm fit as a fiddle. 573 00:35:43,023 --> 00:35:44,273 My mistress is well-schooled in such ceremonial acts as 574 00:35:44,273 --> 00:35:50,279 My mistress is well-schooled in such ceremonial acts as 575 00:35:50,279 --> 00:35:51,323 My mistress is well-schooled in such ceremonial acts as 576 00:35:51,907 --> 00:35:54,702 The West Wind, The Chair,d Tiger, The Obedient Wife. 577 00:35:57,246 --> 00:36:00,583 She has also mastered the six blown breath stimulants, 578 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:02,291 the eight shallow penetrations, 579 00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:03,961 the eight shallow penetrations, 580 00:36:04,086 --> 00:36:07,089 the nine minor and 11 major positions, 581 00:36:08,215 --> 00:36:08,297 as well as the technique of passive acceptance, 582 00:36:08,297 --> 00:36:14,303 as well as the technique of passive acceptance, 583 00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:16,223 as well as the technique of passive acceptance, 584 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:08,357 f r♪ Like an iridescent moon c nall alone lonelinessnion. 585 00:37:08,357 --> 00:37:10,027 f r♪ Like an iridescent moon c nall alone lonelinessnion. 586 00:38:11,338 --> 00:38:12,548 A good concubine always paints a whisper of pleasureh Do you knoHorse. this means? 587 00:38:29,023 --> 00:38:31,233 Do you know Nthe symbol for the whip? 588 00:38:31,859 --> 00:38:32,441 Whip? 589 00:38:32,441 --> 00:38:32,818 Whip? 590 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,733 Where are we going to find a whip at this time of night? 591 00:39:12,858 --> 00:39:14,483 (LAUGHS) 592 00:39:14,483 --> 00:39:18,781 (LAUGHS) 593 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,115 Where else, but at the end of the horse's tail. 594 00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:14,543 (M(DOOR CREAKS) 595 00:40:14,543 --> 00:40:15,171 (M(DOOR CREAKS) 596 00:40:19,008 --> 00:40:20,549 Mr. Uh, late for breakfast whator early for lunch. 597 00:40:20,549 --> 00:40:21,927 Mr. Uh, late for breakfast whator early for lunch. 598 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:25,055 It is precisely 7:33 a.m. and I'd like a full report. 599 00:40:25,973 --> 00:40:26,555 No, you wouldn't. 600 00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:27,683 No, you wouldn't. 601 00:40:27,808 --> 00:40:29,977 What did you find out about Walter Faraday? 602 00:40:30,102 --> 00:40:31,312 Walter who? 603 00:40:31,687 --> 00:40:32,561 Oh. 604 00:40:32,561 --> 00:40:32,688 Oh. 605 00:40:33,105 --> 00:40:34,148 (CHUCKLES) 606 00:40:36,525 --> 00:40:37,485 Nothing. 607 00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:38,567 Nothing? 608 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:39,653 Nothing? 609 00:40:39,778 --> 00:40:42,072 Well, then, exactly what did you do for eight hours? 610 00:40:42,198 --> 00:40:43,449 Everything. 611 00:40:44,492 --> 00:40:44,573 That's revolting. 612 00:40:44,573 --> 00:40:45,326 That's revolting. 613 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:50,456 I was having such a good time I almost forgot my own name 614 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:54,168 until I walked in here just now and you said "Mr. Wasey." 615 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,585 Then I suggest you march straight back there for another meeting. (LAUGHS) 616 00:40:56,585 --> 00:40:57,129 Then I suggest you march straight back there for another meeting. (LAUGHS) 617 00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:58,464 No, ma'am. 618 00:40:59,632 --> 00:41:02,591 I'm tired, I'm hungry. 619 00:41:02,591 --> 00:41:02,760 I'm tired, I'm hungry. 620 00:41:02,885 --> 00:41:03,969 I'm gonna go out and get a huge breakfast, 621 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,055 and I'm gonna get a good rest. 622 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,307 And if certain people let me sleep, 623 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:14,603 then I might consider Mr. Kronk!request. 624 00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:18,067 then I might consider Mr. Kronk!request. 625 00:41:18,192 --> 00:41:20,027 Did you miss anything? Would you like us to repeat it for you? 626 00:41:20,152 --> 00:41:20,609 Yeah, talk to her. I'm going to breakfast. 627 00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:25,908 Yeah, talk to her. I'm going to breakfast. 628 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:26,615 But I have urgent information, only ten Shanghai dollars. 629 00:41:26,615 --> 00:41:27,952 But I have urgent information, only ten Shanghai dollars. 630 00:41:28,077 --> 00:41:30,871 It could save your life. They may kill you. 631 00:41:30,996 --> 00:41:32,621 Look, I love you, Kronk, but you're standing between me and my mission. 632 00:41:32,621 --> 00:41:32,957 Look, I love you, Kronk, but you're standing between me and my mission. 633 00:41:33,082 --> 00:41:36,126 What do you mean? 634 00:41:36,252 --> 00:41:38,627 I'm going to have those nice cops over there guide me 635 00:41:38,627 --> 00:41:38,963 I'm going to have those nice cops over there guide me 636 00:41:39,922 --> 00:41:41,090 Next time I see you, Oh, no, nI'll set you up you mustnwith a nice tie. 637 00:41:41,549 --> 00:41:42,508 (POLICEMAN YELLING) 638 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:56,645 (YELLING IN MANDARIN) Please bring Oh, no. Mr. Wasey a chair. 639 00:41:56,645 --> 00:41:58,149 (YELLING IN MANDARIN) Please bring Oh, no. Mr. Wasey a chair. 640 00:41:58,858 --> 00:42:02,651 Mr. Wasey doesn't want a chair. 641 00:42:02,651 --> 00:42:03,654 Mr. Wasey doesn't want a chair. 642 00:42:03,779 --> 00:42:06,282 He wants to know what the hell is going on here. 643 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:20,669 I'm minding my own business and your guys haul me off like a common pickpocket.ers. 644 00:42:20,669 --> 00:42:22,715 I'm minding my own business and your guys haul me off like a common pickpocket.ers. 645 00:42:26,093 --> 00:42:26,675 Last night you went to see a woman named Yes or no?. 646 00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:28,804 Last night you went to see a woman named Yes or no?. 647 00:42:28,929 --> 00:42:31,724 Why should I tell you anything? Who the hell are you? 648 00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:32,681 All you need to know is that I'm a person 649 00:42:32,681 --> 00:42:38,355 All you need to know is that I'm a person 650 00:42:43,068 --> 00:42:44,693 I'm an American citizen. I got a passport registeredou with the U.S. Consulate.. 651 00:42:44,693 --> 00:42:47,698 I'm an American citizen. I got a passport registeredou with the U.S. Consulate.. 652 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:56,540 There was once an emperor named Cheng Wang who ruled during the Chin Dynasty. 653 00:42:56,665 --> 00:42:56,705 His police caught a peddler stealing roses 654 00:42:56,705 --> 00:42:58,709 His police caught a peddler stealing roses 655 00:42:58,834 --> 00:43:01,962 from the royal gardens one afternoon. 656 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:02,711 They chopped off his head on the spot. 657 00:43:02,711 --> 00:43:04,924 They chopped off his head on the spot. 658 00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:08,717 When the emperor heard about the incident, 659 00:43:08,717 --> 00:43:10,513 When the emperor heard about the incident, 660 00:43:19,772 --> 00:43:20,729 he was furious at the leniency Come on. Wait, look.ence. 661 00:43:20,729 --> 00:43:22,316 he was furious at the leniency Come on. Wait, look.ence. 662 00:43:24,777 --> 00:43:25,986 I'll tell you anything you want to know. 663 00:43:26,111 --> 00:43:26,735 Indeed you will, Mr. Wasey. 664 00:43:26,735 --> 00:43:28,155 Indeed you will, Mr. Wasey. 665 00:43:28,864 --> 00:43:31,116 But we must be certain it's the truth. 666 00:43:33,536 --> 00:43:35,830 In your country they have a saying that an alert person 667 00:43:35,955 --> 00:43:38,249 is someone who is always on his toes. 668 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,401 Let us hope that you have I did visit China Dolling last night.Okay. 669 00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:14,783 I can't hear you, Mr. Wasey. 670 00:44:14,783 --> 00:44:15,995 I can't hear you, Mr. Wasey. 671 00:44:17,246 --> 00:44:19,290 Flowers. Faraday's flowers. 672 00:44:19,582 --> 00:44:20,789 Explain. 673 00:44:20,789 --> 00:44:20,916 Explain. 674 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:24,587 (CREAKING) 675 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:44,813 Opium. 1,000 pounds. Thank God you're all right. 676 00:44:44,813 --> 00:44:44,899 Opium. 1,000 pounds. Thank God you're all right. 677 00:44:47,526 --> 00:44:49,904 Mr.You are all right,been woraren't you, Mr. Wasey? 678 00:44:50,029 --> 00:44:50,819 Go away. I'm sick. 679 00:44:50,819 --> 00:44:55,284 Go away. I'm sick. 680 00:44:58,787 --> 00:45:00,039 Mr. Kronk knew the police were after you. HYou're drunk, aren't you? 681 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:02,374 Oh, I am that. Yeah. 682 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:02,831 Go get under the shower and sober up. 683 00:45:02,831 --> 00:45:04,835 Go get under the shower and sober up. 684 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,295 Oh, my gosh. 685 00:45:07,755 --> 00:45:08,837 Did the police do this to you? 686 00:45:08,837 --> 00:45:09,548 Did the police do this to you? 687 00:45:10,591 --> 00:45:12,426 They looked like police. 688 00:45:14,386 --> 00:45:14,843 It must have been the police. 689 00:45:14,843 --> 00:45:15,971 It must have been the police. 690 00:45:16,096 --> 00:45:19,225 That's what Mr. Kronk came to warn you about. 691 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,849 He had heard that they were concerned about our interest in the flowers. 692 00:45:20,849 --> 00:45:21,185 He had heard that they were concerned about our interest in the flowers. 693 00:45:21,310 --> 00:45:23,354 Yeah, the bastard probably told them himself. 694 00:45:23,979 --> 00:45:26,855 Ah! 695 00:45:26,855 --> 00:45:28,943 Ah! 696 00:45:29,735 --> 00:45:32,861 Oh yeah. The right trackrt or wrong track, I'm out of it. 697 00:45:32,861 --> 00:45:33,531 Oh yeah. The right trackrt or wrong track, I'm out of it. 698 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:36,408 Tonight, 699 00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:44,873 Finding the opium is I'the most important thing laI'll ever do.re. 700 00:45:44,873 --> 00:45:47,336 Finding the opium is I'the most important thing laI'll ever do.re. 701 00:45:47,461 --> 00:45:49,255 I can't find it without your help. 702 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:50,879 I'm not budging till tomorrow afternoon 703 00:45:50,879 --> 00:45:52,550 I'm not budging till tomorrow afternoon 704 00:45:52,675 --> 00:45:55,427 where I sail out of your life forever. 705 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:56,885 Please, Mr. Wasey, I give you my word. 706 00:45:56,885 --> 00:45:58,264 Please, Mr. Wasey, I give you my word. 707 00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:02,768 I'll never ask you to put yourself in danger again. 708 00:46:03,352 --> 00:46:05,020 I'll drink to that. 709 00:46:05,146 --> 00:46:06,856 You'll have to volunteer. 710 00:46:09,483 --> 00:46:11,569 I don't volunteer to pass the salt. 711 00:46:23,956 --> 00:46:25,332 You've got to help me. What are you doing?o. 712 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:26,915 You leave me no alternative 713 00:46:26,915 --> 00:46:29,628 You leave me no alternative 714 00:46:32,131 --> 00:46:32,921 but to put you (LAUGHING) No, no.obligation. 715 00:46:32,921 --> 00:46:34,425 but to put you (LAUGHING) No, no.obligation. 716 00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:37,136 No, you don't. No, no. You're not thinking. 717 00:46:38,721 --> 00:46:38,927 You're bluffing, Miss Tatlock. 718 00:46:38,927 --> 00:46:40,973 You're bluffing, Miss Tatlock. 719 00:46:42,808 --> 00:46:44,933 I'm merely placing you under the obligation to continue helping me. 720 00:46:44,933 --> 00:46:46,145 I'm merely placing you under the obligation to continue helping me. 721 00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:50,566 Is this something else you picked up in missionary school? 722 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:54,153 Well, go all the way. 723 00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:56,363 Go ahead. It won't do you an ounce of good. 724 00:46:57,865 --> 00:47:02,620 You're wasting... 725 00:47:12,922 --> 00:47:14,963 Could we please Yget on with this, Mr. Wasey? IWe have a lot to do today. 726 00:47:14,963 --> 00:47:19,428 Could we please Yget on with this, Mr. Wasey? IWe have a lot to do today. 727 00:48:15,985 --> 00:48:21,029 You can wait all day, You know, it's very pleasant, I am a ma(WHIMPERING)igated.. 728 00:48:21,029 --> 00:48:21,157 You can wait all day, You know, it's very pleasant, I am a ma(WHIMPERING)igated.. 729 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:28,497 What did you say, Mr. Wasey? I canOh, no. you. 730 00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:32,459 Louder, please. 731 00:48:53,189 --> 00:48:54,523 Hey, watch it I'm obligwith that stuff.ted. 732 00:48:54,648 --> 00:48:57,065 It'll tear a hole in your stomach. 733 00:48:57,065 --> 00:48:59,820 It'll tear a hole in your stomach. 734 00:49:03,991 --> 00:49:05,159 Good, maybe it'll balance the hOh, Mr. Wasey,. 735 00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:09,077 I've messed up everything. 736 00:49:09,077 --> 00:49:09,830 I've messed up everything. 737 00:49:09,955 --> 00:49:11,790 No, you were an angel. 738 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:13,918 Angel? 739 00:49:14,043 --> 00:49:15,083 I just blackmailed you shamelessly. 740 00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:16,212 I just blackmailed you shamelessly. 741 00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:20,800 Well, don't knock shameless. You were great. 742 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,101 You mean no more China Doll? No more Faraday's flowers?you Nothing?m your obligation. 743 00:49:33,101 --> 00:49:34,688 You mean no more China Doll? No more Faraday's flowers?you Nothing?m your obligation. 744 00:49:34,814 --> 00:49:35,856 (HICCUPPING) 745 00:49:35,981 --> 00:49:37,233 Absolutely. 746 00:49:38,234 --> 00:49:39,107 (SCREAMING) 747 00:49:39,107 --> 00:49:39,360 (SCREAMING) 748 00:49:39,485 --> 00:49:40,486 Miss Tatlock! 749 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,196 (DUCKS QUACKING) 750 00:49:43,489 --> 00:49:44,907 (SNICKERS) 751 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:51,119 Well, this isn't going to do much for my reputation.ny! 752 00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:53,791 Well, this isn't going to do much for my reputation.ny! 753 00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:56,085 Most girls reach for a cigarette, 754 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:57,125 one or two have left in a huff, 755 00:49:57,125 --> 00:49:58,003 one or two have left in a huff, 756 00:50:02,049 --> 00:50:03,131 nobody has ever jumped out the window before. 757 00:50:03,131 --> 00:50:04,593 nobody has ever jumped out the window before. 758 00:50:04,718 --> 00:50:06,846 You know, I could have stayed home in Brookline, Massachusetts, 759 00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:08,973 and married a nice Ivy League banker. 760 00:50:09,098 --> 00:50:09,137 Why didn't you? 761 00:50:09,137 --> 00:50:10,766 Why didn't you? 762 00:50:10,891 --> 00:50:12,560 The whole country's standing in a breadline 763 00:50:12,685 --> 00:50:15,143 and I just wanted to do something useful. 764 00:50:15,143 --> 00:50:16,063 and I just wanted to do something useful. 765 00:50:16,188 --> 00:50:19,233 Look how I wind up, with a bunch of chickens. 766 00:50:20,109 --> 00:50:21,026 They're ducks. 767 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:22,444 (SOBBING) 768 00:50:22,570 --> 00:50:26,115 Oh, maybe your luck is changing. 769 00:50:27,074 --> 00:50:27,155 I intend to honor my obligation. 770 00:50:27,155 --> 00:50:29,869 I intend to honor my obligation. 771 00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:33,161 No, I just couldn't let myself ask you to do another thing for me. 772 00:50:33,161 --> 00:50:34,039 No, I just couldn't let myself ask you to do another thing for me. 773 00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:36,709 But still I got to insist. I'm a man of my word. 774 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:39,167 I mean, you've done enough for me already. 775 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:40,004 I mean, you've done enough for me already. 776 00:50:40,129 --> 00:50:43,174 Miss Tatlock... I will not have you seeing that woman again. 777 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,173 I won't have to. 778 00:50:45,173 --> 00:50:45,801 I won't have to. 779 00:50:45,926 --> 00:50:51,179 You don't really think I spent all that time 780 00:50:51,179 --> 00:50:51,807 You don't really think I spent all that time 781 00:50:56,061 --> 00:50:57,185 with China Doll without asking her about Walter Faraday, do you? 782 00:50:57,185 --> 00:50:58,189 with China Doll without asking her about Walter Faraday, do you? 783 00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:03,191 I had to pick just the right moment to bring it on. 784 00:51:03,191 --> 00:51:03,194 I had to pick just the right moment to bring it on. 785 00:51:03,319 --> 00:51:05,237 (MOANING) 786 00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:07,907 Don't stop. Oh, God! Don't stop. Don't stop. 787 00:51:08,407 --> 00:51:09,197 Wasey, 788 00:51:09,197 --> 00:51:10,242 Wasey, 789 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:12,328 don't you think it's time for you 790 00:51:12,453 --> 00:51:15,080 to ask me about the true purpose of your visit? 791 00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:21,209 Now? 792 00:51:21,209 --> 00:51:21,754 Now? 793 00:51:22,922 --> 00:51:25,633 What better time for two people The truth? What truth? truth? 794 00:51:25,758 --> 00:51:27,215 The truth about Faraday's flowers. 795 00:51:27,215 --> 00:51:28,511 The truth about Faraday's flowers. 796 00:51:28,636 --> 00:51:31,764 Oh, that. What about 'em? 797 00:51:40,481 --> 00:51:42,274 (MOANS) Wu Ch'En She. 798 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:50,658 I knPerhaps I can help you. 799 00:51:51,826 --> 00:51:53,077 Later. 800 00:51:54,495 --> 00:51:56,121 Later you may forget. 801 00:51:57,456 --> 00:52:01,043 When Walter insisted I leave Shanghai with him, 802 00:52:01,168 --> 00:52:02,211 Wu hid me. 803 00:52:03,003 --> 00:52:03,251 And in return, 804 00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:04,880 And in return, 805 00:52:05,005 --> 00:52:07,967 I arranged a buyer for the opium he would steal. 806 00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:09,257 His name is Joe Go. 807 00:52:09,257 --> 00:52:11,554 His name is Joe Go. 808 00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:15,182 Joe Go? Where do I find this Joe Go? 809 00:52:15,307 --> 00:52:17,268 Mmm, later, Wasey. 810 00:52:17,893 --> 00:52:21,269 (MOANS) 811 00:52:21,269 --> 00:52:24,191 (MOANS) 812 00:52:27,027 --> 00:52:27,275 TATLOCK: Well, for heaven's sakes, did she tell you Glendon, I'm talking to you. 813 00:52:27,275 --> 00:52:29,196 TATLOCK: Well, for heaven's sakes, did she tell you Glendon, I'm talking to you. 814 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,950 Oh. Um... 815 00:52:33,742 --> 00:52:35,578 Well, of course she told me where to find him.) 816 00:52:35,703 --> 00:52:39,287 Why didn't you tell me before? 817 00:52:39,287 --> 00:52:42,126 Why didn't you tell me before? 818 00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:15,323 Quite frankly, Miss Tatlock, (LAUGHS)'You are Mr. Wasey?. 819 00:53:15,323 --> 00:53:16,702 Quite frankly, Miss Tatlock, (LAUGHS)'You are Mr. Wasey?. 820 00:53:17,244 --> 00:53:18,287 Yeah. 821 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,299 Joe Go, a regular Dizzy Dean, huh?. 822 00:53:34,261 --> 00:53:37,389 What do you think? You ever see Dizzy pitch? 823 00:53:38,474 --> 00:53:39,347 I saw him beat the Reds on the Fourth of July at Crosley Field. 824 00:53:39,347 --> 00:53:41,143 I saw him beat the Reds on the Fourth of July at Crosley Field. 825 00:53:43,729 --> 00:53:45,353 want with 1,000 pounds of opium, huh? 826 00:53:45,353 --> 00:53:46,899 want with 1,000 pounds of opium, huh? 827 00:53:47,024 --> 00:53:51,153 Would you believe that's what it takes to get back to Los Angeles these days? 828 00:53:51,278 --> 00:53:51,359 China Doll said you have a pretty face 829 00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:53,531 China Doll said you have a pretty face 830 00:53:53,656 --> 00:53:56,158 and I should tell you all I know about Faraday's flowers. 831 00:53:56,283 --> 00:53:57,365 Okay. 832 00:53:57,365 --> 00:53:58,285 Okay. 833 00:53:58,410 --> 00:54:01,121 About a year ago Joe Go put up big down payment 834 00:54:01,247 --> 00:54:03,371 so Wu Ch'en She can deliver five crates of super Grade A opium. 835 00:54:03,371 --> 00:54:05,042 so Wu Ch'en She can deliver five crates of super Grade A opium. 836 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:07,795 Only crates turn into five loads of super grade A bricks 837 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,377 and one small ball of Faraday's opium. 838 00:54:09,377 --> 00:54:10,714 and one small ball of Faraday's opium. 839 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,134 Someone pulled a switch. Wu Ch'En She? 840 00:54:13,259 --> 00:54:14,802 Definitely not Wu. 841 00:54:14,927 --> 00:54:15,383 Joe Go have Yamagani San beat Wu to a pulp. 842 00:54:15,383 --> 00:54:17,680 Joe Go have Yamagani San beat Wu to a pulp. 843 00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:20,724 No, if someone make the switch, 844 00:54:20,850 --> 00:54:21,389 Joe Go bet on Faraday. 845 00:54:21,389 --> 00:54:22,935 Joe Go bet on Faraday. 846 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,480 What was that? 847 00:54:27,106 --> 00:54:27,395 Very hot item. 848 00:54:27,395 --> 00:54:28,816 Very hot item. 849 00:54:28,941 --> 00:54:32,111 Joe Go call it Shanghai Surprise. 850 00:54:33,362 --> 00:54:33,401 See. Stockpiling's hell of a damn good business. 851 00:54:33,401 --> 00:54:36,574 See. Stockpiling's hell of a damn good business. 852 00:54:36,699 --> 00:54:39,407 Look. 853 00:54:39,407 --> 00:54:43,289 Look. 854 00:54:44,957 --> 00:54:45,413 Do you think the flowers still exist?er, 855 00:54:45,413 --> 00:54:47,835 Do you think the flowers still exist?er, 856 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,419 Joe Go ask himself, "If flowers don't exist, why does Wu still exist?" 857 00:54:51,419 --> 00:54:51,881 Joe Go ask himself, "If flowers don't exist, why does Wu still exist?" 858 00:54:52,006 --> 00:54:53,090 You mean he's really alive? 859 00:54:53,215 --> 00:54:54,925 Could we speak to him? 860 00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:57,425 Tell you what, Joe Go out his down payment. 861 00:54:57,425 --> 00:54:57,678 Tell you what, Joe Go out his down payment. 862 00:54:58,637 --> 00:55:00,473 You want to speak to Wu? 863 00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,224 You take Joe Go off the hook. Okay? 864 00:55:02,349 --> 00:55:03,431 Okay. 865 00:55:03,431 --> 00:55:04,059 Okay. 866 00:55:04,185 --> 00:55:05,186 Let's see. 867 00:55:05,811 --> 00:55:07,938 I have, uh, $38. 868 00:55:08,063 --> 00:55:09,437 Sister, $38 may get you ten cartons of Lucky Strike Greens, 869 00:55:09,437 --> 00:55:10,941 Sister, $38 may get you ten cartons of Lucky Strike Greens, 870 00:55:11,066 --> 00:55:13,194 but Joe Go is in hole for 12,000 big ones. 871 00:55:42,765 --> 00:55:45,473 I might Jo Go know fastball, worth mocurveball, change-up, 872 00:55:45,473 --> 00:55:45,684 I might Jo Go know fastball, worth mocurveball, change-up, 873 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,853 even the elusive screwball. 874 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:50,272 But what the hell was this wondrous pitch? 875 00:55:58,906 --> 00:56:00,658 Ah, yes. Word of this magic A has come to Joe Go's ears. 876 00:56:02,701 --> 00:56:03,491 After you bring us to Wu Ch'En She. 877 00:56:03,491 --> 00:56:04,829 After you bring us to Wu Ch'En She. 878 00:56:29,645 --> 00:56:31,021 I'd stay here if I were you. 879 00:56:31,147 --> 00:56:32,523 Don't be silly. 880 00:56:32,648 --> 00:56:33,521 This could be the end of our search. 881 00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:34,859 This could be the end of our search. 882 00:56:36,152 --> 00:56:37,194 Okay, let's go. 883 00:56:37,319 --> 00:56:38,779 (MAN COUGHING) 884 00:57:33,959 --> 00:57:34,960 Hey! (SPEAKING MANDARIN)ANDAHey! 885 00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:38,714 Give me my purse back! 886 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,510 (TATLOCGlen!EAMING) 887 00:57:42,635 --> 00:57:44,094 (ALL CLAMORING) 888 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:45,137 Glen! 889 00:58:37,231 --> 00:58:39,233 WheWho did this to you? Who? 890 00:58:49,243 --> 00:58:51,659 I'm not sure, but I think it means "The last phoenix." (Whatever that is.) 891 00:58:51,659 --> 00:58:52,955 I'm not sure, but I think it means "The last phoenix." (Whatever that is.) 892 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,749 What puzzles me is why you were tortured. 893 00:58:55,875 --> 00:58:57,665 It's just that, since the occupation, 894 00:58:57,665 --> 00:58:59,086 It's just that, since the occupation, 895 00:58:59,211 --> 00:59:02,715 the police have stopped torturing people except for purely political reasons. 896 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,671 That makes sense. 897 00:59:03,671 --> 00:59:04,758 That makes sense. 898 00:59:04,884 --> 00:59:06,010 I mean, this guy stopped stretching my neck 899 00:59:06,135 --> 00:59:08,137 the minute I mentioned opium. 900 00:59:09,054 --> 00:59:09,677 Sadistic no-hands bastard. 901 00:59:09,677 --> 00:59:12,141 Sadistic no-hands bastard. 902 00:59:19,982 --> 00:59:21,689 No hands? Are you certain? 903 00:59:21,689 --> 00:59:22,443 No hands? Are you certain? 904 00:59:22,568 --> 00:59:24,570 Well, it's pretty hard to make a mistake about a thing like that. 905 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:27,490 I saw a Chinese officer called Mei Gan 906 00:59:27,615 --> 00:59:27,695 have his hands blown off the night Walter was killed. 907 00:59:27,695 --> 00:59:30,159 have his hands blown off the night Walter was killed. 908 00:59:30,284 --> 00:59:32,912 Like everyone else, I've always thought 909 00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:33,701 that the bad blood between those two had to do with the opium. 910 00:59:33,701 --> 00:59:36,123 that the bad blood between those two had to do with the opium. 911 00:59:36,248 --> 00:59:37,833 But looking back on the meticulous way 912 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:39,707 he searched that money belt, 913 00:59:39,707 --> 00:59:45,713 he searched that money belt, 914 00:59:45,713 --> 00:59:47,802 he searched that money belt, 915 00:59:49,386 --> 00:59:51,305 it's entirely possible the dispute between them haHis name was also Mei Gan.e. 916 00:59:53,974 --> 00:59:55,976 You know everything, don't you, Kronk? I beg your pardon? 917 00:59:56,101 --> 00:59:56,977 Yeah, you know when the police want to see me, 918 00:59:57,102 --> 00:59:57,725 you know where to get insurance, you know who is who. 919 00:59:57,725 --> 00:59:59,980 you know where to get insurance, you know who is who. 920 01:00:00,105 --> 01:00:01,982 You probably know how many damn freckles I have on my ass! 921 01:00:02,107 --> 01:00:03,731 Glendon! What's the matter with you? 922 01:00:03,731 --> 01:00:05,236 Glendon! What's the matter with you? 923 01:00:05,986 --> 01:00:09,737 I mean, who is this guy? What does he want?th me. 924 01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:12,910 I mean, who is this guy? What does he want?th me. 925 01:00:12,952 --> 01:00:15,743 I should be happy to answer you, Mr. Wasey. 926 01:00:15,743 --> 01:00:16,539 I should be happy to answer you, Mr. Wasey. 927 01:00:16,664 --> 01:00:20,543 I have no doubt whatsoever that you will accomplish your task. 928 01:00:20,668 --> 01:00:21,749 I am just as certain that in some small way 929 01:00:21,749 --> 01:00:23,337 I am just as certain that in some small way 930 01:00:23,462 --> 01:00:25,714 I will help you achieve your goal. 931 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,755 And if I am correct, I expect to be rewarded. 932 01:00:27,755 --> 01:00:30,010 And if I am correct, I expect to be rewarded. 933 01:00:30,136 --> 01:00:31,887 As I'm sure Mr. Tuttle here 934 01:00:32,012 --> 01:00:33,761 expects fair payment for services rendered. 935 01:00:33,761 --> 01:00:34,598 expects fair payment for services rendered. 936 01:00:34,723 --> 01:00:36,684 After all, dear boy, 937 01:00:36,809 --> 01:00:39,103 it was I that introduced you to China Doll. 938 01:00:40,604 --> 01:00:42,731 We're The Helping Hand, 939 01:00:42,857 --> 01:00:45,773 not Handouts Anonymous. 940 01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:47,153 not Handouts Anonymous. 941 01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:01,000 I wish you'd give up this opium businesst of here. 942 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:03,791 and just go back to saving souls. 943 01:01:03,791 --> 01:01:06,881 and just go back to saving souls. 944 01:01:07,006 --> 01:01:09,216 Mr. Wasey, believe me, I'm not some little lamb who's lost in the woods. 945 01:01:09,341 --> 01:01:09,797 Shanghai is the most dangerous city... 946 01:01:09,797 --> 01:01:11,552 Shanghai is the most dangerous city... 947 01:01:13,637 --> 01:01:15,803 See what I mean? 948 01:01:15,803 --> 01:01:16,640 See what I mean? 949 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:21,809 Well, you can just tell Joe Go to await us a little longer, okay? Joe Go awaits you. 950 01:01:21,809 --> 01:01:23,981 Well, you can just tell Joe Go to await us a little longer, okay? Joe Go awaits you. 951 01:01:24,106 --> 01:01:25,274 (GRUNTS) 952 01:01:27,234 --> 01:01:27,815 Joe Go await you now! 953 01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:29,028 Joe Go await you now! 954 01:01:38,704 --> 01:01:39,827 LoHey, Big Stick!in for a Joe Go on pins and needles. 955 01:01:39,827 --> 01:01:41,207 LoHey, Big Stick!in for a Joe Go on pins and needles. 956 01:01:42,041 --> 01:01:44,793 What did old Hookah Head have to say, huh? 957 01:01:44,919 --> 01:01:45,833 Well, he blinked a few times, blew a few smoke rings 958 01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:48,839 Well, he blinked a few times, blew a few smoke rings 959 01:01:48,964 --> 01:01:51,839 and whistled a mean chorus of Beat Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar. 960 01:01:51,839 --> 01:01:51,842 and whistled a mean chorus of Beat Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar. 961 01:01:51,967 --> 01:01:55,137 Don't throw Joe Go curveball, Big Stick! 962 01:01:55,262 --> 01:01:57,845 Just explain what he said about monkey business around neck. 963 01:01:57,845 --> 01:01:58,349 Just explain what he said about monkey business around neck. 964 01:02:09,443 --> 01:02:09,857 TelAll he said was, Wha"The last phoSon of a gun. 965 01:02:09,857 --> 01:02:12,655 TelAll he said was, Wha"The last phoSon of a gun. 966 01:02:12,780 --> 01:02:14,698 Yeah, something to do with Chinese mythology. 967 01:02:14,824 --> 01:02:15,863 Joe Go, student of Chinese mythology shit. 968 01:02:15,863 --> 01:02:17,034 Joe Go, student of Chinese mythology shit. 969 01:02:17,701 --> 01:02:20,037 Phoenix, huh? Okay. 970 01:02:21,956 --> 01:02:25,876 First phoenix come up to bat during the reign of Huang-ti, Yellow Emperor. 971 01:02:26,001 --> 01:02:27,875 Phoenix come up to bat last time 972 01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:28,003 Phoenix come up to bat last time 973 01:02:28,128 --> 01:02:29,964 when it scratch at grave of Hung-wu, 974 01:02:30,089 --> 01:02:32,591 first emperor of the Ming. 975 01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:33,881 Scratched at the emperor's... It doesn't mean anything, does it? 976 01:02:33,881 --> 01:02:35,094 Scratched at the emperor's... It doesn't mean anything, does it? 977 01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:37,763 Wu not only junkie, but, uh, crazy as a bedbug. 978 01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:39,887 (CHUCKLING) 979 01:02:39,887 --> 01:02:39,974 (CHUCKLING) 980 01:02:40,099 --> 01:02:42,643 Oh, Joe Go very, very sorry about bump on head. 981 01:02:43,477 --> 01:02:45,729 But just pretend it was wild pitch. 982 01:02:46,397 --> 01:02:48,899 Okey-dokey. 983 01:02:54,989 --> 01:02:57,905 Well, Miss Tatlock, I guess this is the end of the line for me. 984 01:02:57,905 --> 01:02:57,992 Well, Miss Tatlock, I guess this is the end of the line for me. 985 01:02:58,117 --> 01:03:01,203 What time does your boat leave tomorrow? 986 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:09,917 I'll try to get down to the docks 4:00. (GROANS)you off. 987 01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:10,337 I'll try to get down to the docks 4:00. (GROANS)you off. 988 01:03:24,059 --> 01:03:25,769 I better take this taxi. 989 01:03:39,825 --> 01:03:39,947 do you ever wonder about what might have happened if we had met someplace else? 990 01:03:39,947 --> 01:03:42,870 do you ever wonder about what might have happened if we had met someplace else? 991 01:03:42,995 --> 01:03:45,080 The bar at the Coconut Grove or... 992 01:03:46,248 --> 01:03:49,877 Oh, make it a church picnic, Easter Sunday. 993 01:03:51,504 --> 01:03:51,959 You've never been to a church picnic in your life.) 994 01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:54,089 You've never been to a church picnic in your life.) 995 01:03:55,424 --> 01:03:57,593 That's right, I haven't. 996 01:03:57,718 --> 01:03:57,965 Thank Burns for me, all right? 997 01:03:57,965 --> 01:03:58,594 Thank Burns for me, all right? 998 01:03:58,719 --> 01:03:59,762 For what? 999 01:03:59,887 --> 01:04:03,971 For the intro. 1000 01:04:03,971 --> 01:04:06,310 For the intro. 1001 01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:09,230 If it hadn't been for him, we never would have met in a millioWait.rs. 1002 01:04:16,445 --> 01:04:17,738 Oh. II don't mind. 1003 01:04:17,863 --> 01:04:21,826 (SOMEPLACE ELSE PLAYING) 1004 01:04:21,951 --> 01:04:21,989 ♪ I hope you won't let go 1005 01:04:21,989 --> 01:04:25,204 ♪ I hope you won't let go 1006 01:04:26,705 --> 01:04:27,995 ♪ That you'll be saddened like you've never been 1007 01:04:27,995 --> 01:04:30,668 ♪ That you'll be saddened like you've never been 1008 01:04:30,793 --> 01:04:33,712 ♪ Regretting that we'll leave 1009 01:04:35,923 --> 01:04:40,007 ♪ And for a while I could comfort you 1010 01:04:40,007 --> 01:04:40,094 ♪ And for a while I could comfort you 1011 01:04:40,219 --> 01:04:43,222 ♪ And hold you for some time 1012 01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,013 ♪ I need you now to be beside me 1013 01:04:46,013 --> 01:04:52,019 ♪ I need you now to be beside me 1014 01:04:52,019 --> 01:04:54,567 ♪ I need you now to be beside me 1015 01:04:54,692 --> 01:04:56,819 ♪ While all my world is ♪ Lonelinessy 1016 01:04:58,445 --> 01:05:01,157 ♪ Empty faces 1017 01:05:01,282 --> 01:05:04,031 ♪ Wish I could leave them all 1018 01:05:04,031 --> 01:05:06,078 ♪ Wish I could leave them all 1019 01:05:13,794 --> 01:05:16,043 Good evening, Mr. Wasey. 1020 01:05:16,043 --> 01:05:16,964 Good evening, Mr. Wasey. 1021 01:05:17,089 --> 01:05:18,757 We regret the necessity for the hostile behavior, 1022 01:05:18,883 --> 01:05:22,049 but we didn't feel you'd receive us cordially. 1023 01:05:22,049 --> 01:05:22,094 but we didn't feel you'd receive us cordially. 1024 01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:25,014 I'm so sorry. I really do abhor these nasty little things. 1025 01:05:25,139 --> 01:05:27,850 You better keep it on me or I'm gonna have to kick you out of here. 1026 01:05:27,975 --> 01:05:28,055 As you wish. We'll get straight to the point. 1027 01:05:28,055 --> 01:05:30,728 As you wish. We'll get straight to the point. 1028 01:05:30,853 --> 01:05:33,397 After dinner... We went to Mr. Tuttle's newspaper 1029 01:05:33,522 --> 01:05:34,061 and looked up Mei Gan in the morgue. 1030 01:05:34,061 --> 01:05:35,608 and looked up Mei Gan in the morgue. 1031 01:05:42,364 --> 01:05:45,284 WASEY: That's the son-of-a-bitch before he lost his hands. 1032 01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:46,073 But... But look at the headline on that clipping. 1033 01:05:46,073 --> 01:05:47,703 But... But look at the headline on that clipping. 1034 01:05:47,828 --> 01:05:52,079 "Did This Man Loot the Royal Tombs?" 1035 01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:57,296 "Did This Man Loot the Royal Tombs?" 1036 01:06:06,889 --> 01:06:08,766 It would appear that Mei Gan aWould you care to guess hwho Mei GYou tell me.g with? 1037 01:06:08,891 --> 01:06:10,097 My dear departed friend, Walter Faraday. 1038 01:06:10,097 --> 01:06:11,185 My dear departed friend, Walter Faraday. 1039 01:06:15,815 --> 01:06:16,103 They say the last phoenix scratched at the emperor's grave. 1040 01:06:16,103 --> 01:06:18,943 They say the last phoenix scratched at the emperor's grave. 1041 01:06:19,068 --> 01:06:21,070 So, if Mei Gan also robbed graves, 1042 01:06:21,195 --> 01:06:22,109 that would be why Wu'd call him the last phoenix. 1043 01:06:22,109 --> 01:06:23,906 that would be why Wu'd call him the last phoenix. 1044 01:06:25,699 --> 01:06:27,618 And one of the graves he plunderedd. 1045 01:06:27,743 --> 01:06:28,115 was the tomb of the Empress Tzu Hsi. 1046 01:06:28,115 --> 01:06:29,995 was the tomb of the Empress Tzu Hsi. 1047 01:06:36,335 --> 01:06:37,378 The Empress Tzu Hsi was also known by her famiYehonala?Yehonala. 1048 01:06:40,005 --> 01:06:40,127 (CHUCKLING) 1049 01:06:40,127 --> 01:06:41,340 (CHUCKLING) 1050 01:06:43,926 --> 01:06:45,594 Boys, I owe you a dinner. 1051 01:06:47,346 --> 01:06:49,932 (DOOR OPENS) 1052 01:06:53,435 --> 01:06:56,772 WASEY: I have come to ask something only Yehonala would know. 1053 01:06:56,897 --> 01:06:58,145 What treasures did the warlord Mei Gan plunder from your tomb? 1054 01:06:58,145 --> 01:07:00,693 What treasures did the warlord Mei Gan plunder from your tomb? 1055 01:07:00,818 --> 01:07:04,029 Do you think I would reveal to you what I have told no one else 1056 01:07:04,155 --> 01:07:06,949 merely because you resemble someone I once cared for? 1057 01:07:07,074 --> 01:07:10,157 Not at all. I'm hoping you'd tell me 1058 01:07:10,157 --> 01:07:12,288 Not at all. I'm hoping you'd tell me 1059 01:07:31,307 --> 01:07:33,893 so that I can my porcelHeavenly gardens?le and my heA flower garden?bow. 1060 01:07:42,485 --> 01:07:44,069 A bouquet Stems, emeralds.lets. 1061 01:07:45,279 --> 01:07:46,193 The buds, rubies. 1062 01:07:46,193 --> 01:07:47,281 The buds, rubies. 1063 01:07:47,406 --> 01:07:49,074 The leaves, diamonds. 1064 01:07:49,783 --> 01:07:50,993 Faraday's flowers. 1065 01:07:51,118 --> 01:07:52,199 Yehonala's flowers. 1066 01:07:52,199 --> 01:07:52,870 Yehonala's flowers. 1067 01:07:55,039 --> 01:07:57,082 Faraday stole them from Mei Gan. 1068 01:07:59,710 --> 01:08:02,296 Walter was persuaded to retrieve from a thief 1069 01:08:07,802 --> 01:08:08,552 what always belonged to Yehonala.All right. 1070 01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:13,808 I'll tell my friends only that the opium does not exist. 1071 01:08:15,184 --> 01:08:16,223 Yehonala has done me a great service. 1072 01:08:16,223 --> 01:08:17,812 Yehonala has done me a great service. 1073 01:08:17,937 --> 01:08:19,730 She also makes me very sad. 1074 01:08:20,356 --> 01:08:21,857 Why sad, Wasey? 1075 01:08:25,361 --> 01:08:28,235 He'll stop at nothing to get back what Faraday took from him. 1076 01:08:28,235 --> 01:08:30,032 He'll stop at nothing to get back what Faraday took from him. 1077 01:08:30,157 --> 01:08:32,201 He'll come after you. 1078 01:08:32,326 --> 01:08:34,078 Mei Gan came to me a year ago, 1079 01:09:06,235 --> 01:09:08,654 (SPEAKING MANDARIN). 1080 01:09:32,052 --> 01:09:34,301 You've been a most resourceful young man. Okay. 1081 01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:34,555 You've been a most resourceful young man. Okay. 1082 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,683 I commend you. 1083 01:09:37,808 --> 01:09:40,307 Look, whatever you want to know, I'll tell you. 1084 01:09:40,307 --> 01:09:42,354 Look, whatever you want to know, I'll tell you. 1085 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,773 You've not only mastered the enigma of Chinese mythology, 1086 01:09:44,899 --> 01:09:46,313 I suspect you've also solved the mystery of the Heavenly Gardens. 1087 01:09:46,313 --> 01:09:48,611 I suspect you've also solved the mystery of the Heavenly Gardens. 1088 01:09:48,736 --> 01:09:51,822 Look, it was opium I was after, not jewels. 1089 01:09:51,947 --> 01:09:52,319 4:00 this afternoon, I'm on my way back to Los Angeles. 1090 01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:54,325 4:00 this afternoon, I'm on my way back to Los Angeles. 1091 01:09:54,450 --> 01:09:56,535 Oh. How do you intend to travel? 1092 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,325 By steamship or burlap sack? 1093 01:09:58,325 --> 01:09:58,787 By steamship or burlap sack? 1094 01:09:59,830 --> 01:10:04,251 You've got to be kidding. 1095 01:10:04,376 --> 01:10:05,961 I assure you if your answer is burlap sack, 1096 01:10:06,086 --> 01:10:07,671 Steamship, of course. 1097 01:10:07,796 --> 01:10:09,840 Good. Then you are free to embark 1098 01:10:11,008 --> 01:10:13,677 the moment you return the Heavenly Gardens to me. 1099 01:10:15,012 --> 01:10:16,343 You know who has them. Why can't you just get them? 1100 01:10:16,343 --> 01:10:17,515 You know who has them. Why can't you just get them? 1101 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:21,435 Because the lady is immune to my methods of persuasion. 1102 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:22,349 So what makes you think I'm going to be more successful? 1103 01:10:22,349 --> 01:10:22,978 So what makes you think I'm going to be more successful? 1104 01:10:23,103 --> 01:10:24,688 I mean, she's crazy. 1105 01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:40,367 In your country when two menShe thinks conclude a deal,s an (SIGHS). 1106 01:10:40,367 --> 01:10:44,375 In your country when two menShe thinks conclude a deal,s an (SIGHS). 1107 01:11:12,153 --> 01:11:13,320 Don't be impolite, Mr. Wasey. It would offen(No opium? 1108 01:11:18,951 --> 01:11:22,409 I can't believe that Faraday's flowers was Mmerely a bunch of jewels. 1109 01:11:22,409 --> 01:11:22,496 I can't believe that Faraday's flowers was Mmerely a bunch of jewels. 1110 01:11:22,621 --> 01:11:24,248 Merely a bunch of jewels? 1111 01:11:29,044 --> 01:11:32,047 Would you... Tell him, we've hit the jackpot here.! 1112 01:11:32,173 --> 01:11:34,421 Mr. Burns, those jewels can buy more opium than we've ever dreamed of. 1113 01:11:34,421 --> 01:11:35,468 Mr. Burns, those jewels can buy more opium than we've ever dreamed of. 1114 01:11:35,593 --> 01:11:38,179 We are missionaries, Miss Tatlock. 1115 01:11:38,304 --> 01:11:40,427 We're not in the business of fencing stolen property. 1116 01:11:40,427 --> 01:11:41,932 We're not in the business of fencing stolen property. 1117 01:11:42,057 --> 01:11:44,810 Well, we can't turn our back on those suffering men. 1118 01:11:44,935 --> 01:11:46,433 She won't just hand you the jewels. 1119 01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:47,813 She won't just hand you the jewels. 1120 01:11:47,938 --> 01:11:50,065 From what you've told us, this woman's crazy. 1121 01:11:50,191 --> 01:11:52,439 Look, so she's crazy. Maybe she's just crazy enough... 1122 01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:58,115 Look, so she's crazy. Maybe she's just crazy enough... 1123 01:12:03,662 --> 01:12:04,451 Maybe she's just crazy enough to buy At least she's willing about sto meet (SIGHS)tlock. 1124 01:12:04,451 --> 01:12:09,335 Maybe she's just crazy enough to buy At least she's willing about sto meet (SIGHS)tlock. 1125 01:12:22,890 --> 01:12:26,185 Has Yehonala Well, given any thought uGo, wto my proposal?s. 1126 01:12:26,310 --> 01:12:28,475 I must ask your friend a question, Wasey. 1127 01:12:28,475 --> 01:12:28,771 I must ask your friend a question, Wasey. 1128 01:12:29,605 --> 01:12:31,982 You say you wish to help my country. 1129 01:12:33,234 --> 01:12:34,481 Why should my jewels be used to buy the opium drug 1130 01:12:34,481 --> 01:12:36,612 Why should my jewels be used to buy the opium drug 1131 01:12:36,737 --> 01:12:38,280 instead of guns? 1132 01:13:12,898 --> 01:13:16,523 I stripped the empressain. of the original glass stones, 1133 01:13:16,523 --> 01:13:19,446 I stripped the empressain. of the original glass stones, 1134 01:13:40,885 --> 01:13:43,053 painted the jewels and seNow you must go.. 1135 01:13:50,811 --> 01:13:52,559 You will not be safe You know, you've really done a wonderful thing, Glen. 1136 01:13:52,559 --> 01:13:54,190 You will not be safe You know, you've really done a wonderful thing, Glen. 1137 01:13:54,315 --> 01:13:55,983 I hope you always feel that way. 1138 01:13:56,108 --> 01:13:58,565 Why wouldn't I? 1139 01:13:58,565 --> 01:14:01,322 Why wouldn't I? 1140 01:14:22,885 --> 01:14:25,095 Sometimes Will you miss China Doll, Mr. Wasey?light of day. 1141 01:14:26,764 --> 01:14:28,595 Uh-oh. Oh, it's only the police. 1142 01:14:28,595 --> 01:14:28,724 Uh-oh. Oh, it's only the police. 1143 01:14:30,643 --> 01:14:34,271 (GASPS) What are we going to do? 1144 01:14:37,274 --> 01:14:40,319 No. I'm not going with him., He's a gangster.s. 1145 01:14:40,444 --> 01:14:40,607 Better hop in, Big Stick. You've got big trouble. 1146 01:14:40,607 --> 01:14:45,241 Better hop in, Big Stick. You've got big trouble. 1147 01:15:28,909 --> 01:15:30,578 Stop! Let's gGoing somewhere, Let's get awaMr. Wasey?DARIN) 1148 01:15:32,079 --> 01:15:33,664 Hey there, good buddy. 1149 01:15:34,874 --> 01:15:36,167 I was just looking for you. 1150 01:15:36,292 --> 01:15:38,502 It did not appear that way to me. 1151 01:15:38,627 --> 01:15:40,667 You were trying to get away with your friends. 1152 01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:41,297 You were trying to get away with your friends. 1153 01:15:42,339 --> 01:15:45,217 (CHUCKLES) No, no, no, no. These are not my friends. 1154 01:15:46,093 --> 01:15:46,673 They abducted me. 1155 01:15:46,673 --> 01:15:47,386 They abducted me. 1156 01:15:47,887 --> 01:15:52,679 I'm relieved. 1157 01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:52,808 I'm relieved. 1158 01:15:52,933 --> 01:15:56,437 I was beginning to think a handshake meant nothing to you. 1159 01:15:57,062 --> 01:15:58,685 Deal? What deal? 1160 01:15:58,685 --> 01:15:58,981 Deal? What deal? 1161 01:15:59,106 --> 01:16:00,900 A very generous deal. 1162 01:16:02,109 --> 01:16:03,944 Yeah, a real bargain, see. 1163 01:16:04,862 --> 01:16:07,948 I get him the jewels and he lets me stay alive. 1164 01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:10,697 You deceitful jelly-spined backstabbing bastard. 1165 01:16:10,697 --> 01:16:11,494 You deceitful jelly-spined backstabbing bastard. 1166 01:16:12,786 --> 01:16:15,331 You didn't learn that in Brookline, Massachusetts. 1167 01:16:15,456 --> 01:16:16,703 No. I got it from associating with... With pricks like you! 1168 01:16:16,703 --> 01:16:18,626 No. I got it from associating with... With pricks like you! 1169 01:16:18,751 --> 01:16:22,709 MEI GAN: Enough of this. 1170 01:16:22,709 --> 01:16:23,506 MEI GAN: Enough of this. 1171 01:16:34,099 --> 01:16:34,721 Now, Mr. Wasey, you will I was sure it was... me Did... Did I give it to you? 1172 01:16:34,721 --> 01:16:36,352 Now, Mr. Wasey, you will I was sure it was... me Did... Did I give it to you? 1173 01:16:36,477 --> 01:16:38,979 No, you rat, you took them from me. 1174 01:16:39,104 --> 01:16:40,727 You should pray you haven't deceived me. 1175 01:16:40,727 --> 01:16:42,483 You should pray you haven't deceived me. 1176 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:03,170 Nothing in it, Mei Gan. Just personal junk.hirt. 1177 01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:14,348 Family pictures, picture of my moYou open it. 1178 01:17:15,349 --> 01:17:16,475 (SIGHS) 1179 01:17:17,434 --> 01:17:19,353 There's nothing in it. 1180 01:17:19,478 --> 01:17:22,769 My handicap makes it difficult to test your honesty. Open it! 1181 01:17:22,769 --> 01:17:25,192 My handicap makes it difficult to test your honesty. Open it! 1182 01:17:31,031 --> 01:17:32,575 Okay, but it's a My little black book. 1183 01:17:35,161 --> 01:17:37,288 My membership, Peking YMCA. 1184 01:17:39,415 --> 01:17:40,787 And my... Oh, my library card's expired. Damn. 1185 01:17:40,787 --> 01:17:41,792 And my... Oh, my library card's expired. Damn. 1186 01:17:43,127 --> 01:17:44,295 And my 1187 01:17:55,139 --> 01:17:56,557 LSilk stockings.e. 1188 01:17:57,808 --> 01:17:58,805 (SIGHS) 1189 01:17:58,805 --> 01:18:02,271 (SIGHS) 1190 01:18:21,123 --> 01:18:22,458 You're never lonely with a pair ofThis is pictures. 1191 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,252 That's it. That's everything. 1192 01:18:33,844 --> 01:18:34,841 Now, I know thatmpartment, that looks promising, 1193 01:18:34,841 --> 01:18:36,055 Now, I know thatmpartment, that looks promising, 1194 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:38,098 but there are nothing but mothballs in there, I assure you. 1195 01:18:38,224 --> 01:18:39,225 Open it! 1196 01:18:41,977 --> 01:18:43,312 (SIGHS) 1197 01:19:07,753 --> 01:19:10,877 Don't be sore, old buddy. Okay? 1198 01:19:10,877 --> 01:19:10,965 Don't be sore, old buddy. Okay? 1199 01:19:11,090 --> 01:19:13,676 There are just times that you can't get what you want 1200 01:19:13,801 --> 01:19:16,883 by stringing people up by the neck, 1201 01:19:16,883 --> 01:19:19,974 by stringing people up by the neck, 1202 01:19:22,393 --> 01:19:22,889 or bullying them intOr even pulling out somtheir fingernails,ut. 1203 01:19:22,889 --> 01:19:24,311 or bullying them intOr even pulling out somtheir fingernails,ut. 1204 01:19:24,436 --> 01:19:27,231 you sorry sadistic son-of-a-bitch. 1205 01:19:27,356 --> 01:19:28,895 How dare you talk to Mei Gan like that! 1206 01:19:28,895 --> 01:19:29,859 How dare you talk to Mei Gan like that! 1207 01:19:30,818 --> 01:19:32,945 I timed that speech to last just that long! 1208 01:19:33,070 --> 01:19:34,155 Come on! 1209 01:19:42,037 --> 01:19:44,498 TATLOCK: I forgot I can't swim.G) 1210 01:20:03,392 --> 01:20:04,931 I was worried about you when you picked up that Shanghai Surprise. 1211 01:20:04,931 --> 01:20:06,729 I was worried about you when you picked up that Shanghai Surprise. 1212 01:20:06,854 --> 01:20:08,564 You were slick, Big Stick. Really slick. 1213 01:20:08,689 --> 01:20:10,274 Thanks. 1214 01:20:10,399 --> 01:20:10,937 Too bad the jewels went up in smoke, huh? 1215 01:20:10,937 --> 01:20:15,154 Too bad the jewels went up in smoke, huh? 1216 01:20:22,453 --> 01:20:22,949 Yeah, better them than us. TATLOCK: Oh, my gosh! Give them to me.tter neither. 1217 01:20:22,949 --> 01:20:24,747 Yeah, better them than us. TATLOCK: Oh, my gosh! Give them to me.tter neither. 1218 01:20:27,124 --> 01:20:28,292 Joe Go, can you take us to the mission? 1219 01:20:28,417 --> 01:20:28,955 I'll deliver them personally. 1220 01:20:28,955 --> 01:20:31,795 I'll deliver them personally. 1221 01:20:32,838 --> 01:20:34,961 Stockpiling is great, but robbery is better. Thanks, Big Stick.y! 1222 01:20:34,961 --> 01:20:38,928 Stockpiling is great, but robbery is better. Thanks, Big Stick.y! 1223 01:20:45,017 --> 01:20:46,852 I do not aYou give those I do not aback to me!GHING) 1224 01:20:47,603 --> 01:20:48,687 Sister, you always... 1225 01:20:48,813 --> 01:20:50,689 (GROANING) 1226 01:20:50,815 --> 01:20:52,979 How's that for a ball game, you little creep? 1227 01:20:52,979 --> 01:20:53,275 How's that for a ball game, you little creep? 1228 01:20:53,692 --> 01:20:54,902 Come on... 1229 01:20:55,027 --> 01:20:56,362 (TATLOCK SCREAMING) 1230 01:20:59,156 --> 01:21:00,991 God damn it! 1231 01:21:01,951 --> 01:21:03,994 Now what's the matter? 1232 01:21:05,204 --> 01:21:07,122 If I had had that kind of control when I needed it, 1233 01:21:07,248 --> 01:21:10,997 I'd be pitching for the Yankees now 1234 01:21:10,997 --> 01:21:11,085 I'd be pitching for the Yankees now 1235 01:21:18,634 --> 01:21:19,969 instead of selling Thank God you're safe.ING)es. 1236 01:21:20,094 --> 01:21:21,178 We did it. 1237 01:21:22,054 --> 01:21:23,009 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1238 01:21:23,009 --> 01:21:23,222 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1239 01:21:24,223 --> 01:21:25,641 It's a miracle. 1240 01:21:27,059 --> 01:21:28,310 Hello. 1241 01:21:30,229 --> 01:21:35,021 Come on, fellas, not again. 1242 01:21:35,021 --> 01:21:38,821 Come on, fellas, not again. 1243 01:21:41,407 --> 01:21:45,619 Brothers, I don't supposeboy. an appeal from a humbleter servant of the Lord. 1244 01:21:45,744 --> 01:21:47,033 could move your sense of compassion and humility. 1245 01:21:47,033 --> 01:21:49,081 could move your sense of compassion and humility. 1246 01:21:49,206 --> 01:21:50,249 Oh, bugger off, you old fart. 1247 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:53,039 That's a shame. 1248 01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:54,170 That's a shame. 1249 01:21:55,713 --> 01:21:57,006 (GRUNTING) 1250 01:21:58,466 --> 01:21:59,045 Mr. Burns? 1251 01:21:59,045 --> 01:21:59,717 Mr. Burns? 1252 01:22:02,261 --> 01:22:04,305 (GROANING) 1253 01:22:04,430 --> 01:22:05,051 That's for trying to stick me up, Willie. 1254 01:22:05,051 --> 01:22:10,144 That's for trying to stick me up, Willie. 1255 01:22:22,031 --> 01:22:23,069 And thPoor Willie. He never you nehad a gift for larceny. 1256 01:22:23,069 --> 01:22:25,159 And thPoor Willie. He never you nehad a gift for larceny. 1257 01:22:26,619 --> 01:22:29,075 Miss Tatlock, if I were you, I'd sit down. 1258 01:22:29,075 --> 01:22:29,121 Miss Tatlock, if I were you, I'd sit down. 1259 01:22:30,122 --> 01:22:31,999 I think you've just witnessed a resurrection. 1260 01:22:32,124 --> 01:22:34,793 Oh, nothing so dramatic. 1261 01:22:34,919 --> 01:22:35,081 Plucked from the sea by a timely fisherman's net, 1262 01:22:35,081 --> 01:22:41,087 Plucked from the sea by a timely fisherman's net, 1263 01:22:41,087 --> 01:22:41,509 Plucked from the sea by a timely fisherman's net, 1264 01:22:43,928 --> 01:22:46,263 and a year in Osaka Mr. Burns.h myself up You're not Mr. Burns.. 1265 01:22:47,598 --> 01:22:51,894 No, ma'am. I'm just an ex-opium king 1266 01:22:52,019 --> 01:22:53,099 who stole some jewels for a lovely lady who refused to return them. 1267 01:22:53,099 --> 01:22:55,981 who stole some jewels for a lovely lady who refused to return them. 1268 01:22:56,106 --> 01:22:59,068 So I had to solicit some outside help, 1269 01:22:59,193 --> 01:23:01,862 and heaven dealt me a winning hand. 1270 01:23:04,323 --> 01:23:05,111 Because I looked like somebody that China Doll was once in love with. 1271 01:23:05,111 --> 01:23:06,534 Because I looked like somebody that China Doll was once in love with. 1272 01:23:06,659 --> 01:23:08,661 Right. 1273 01:23:08,786 --> 01:23:11,117 And now, Mr. Wasey, I don't want to miss my boat. 1274 01:23:11,117 --> 01:23:17,123 And now, Mr. Wasey, I don't want to miss my boat. 1275 01:23:17,123 --> 01:23:23,129 And now, Mr. Wasey, I don't want to miss my boat. 1276 01:23:23,129 --> 01:23:28,389 And now, Mr. Wasey, I don't want to miss my boat. 1277 01:23:34,103 --> 01:23:35,141 Thank you. And now move.er GoNow, Jack, in your box.you? 1278 01:23:35,141 --> 01:23:36,188 Thank you. And now move.er GoNow, Jack, in your box.you? 1279 01:23:50,911 --> 01:23:52,121 I can't. YMy skGet in.oo tight. 1280 01:24:04,216 --> 01:24:05,171 Come on... Faraday, just one thing. Was there ever any opium? 1281 01:24:05,171 --> 01:24:07,261 Come on... Faraday, just one thing. Was there ever any opium? 1282 01:24:07,386 --> 01:24:10,306 Sure. Just like I told you. 1,100 pounds. 1283 01:24:27,948 --> 01:24:29,195 One day some lucky sap See you in church, suckers. 1284 01:24:29,195 --> 01:24:29,867 One day some lucky sap See you in church, suckers. 1285 01:24:31,368 --> 01:24:33,871 WASEY: Goddamn phony missionary con artist. 1286 01:24:35,289 --> 01:24:37,917 TATLOCK: Stop swearing and get us out of this! 1287 01:24:38,042 --> 01:24:41,207 Well, you're the expert on picking locks. 1288 01:24:41,207 --> 01:24:42,254 Well, you're the expert on picking locks. 1289 01:25:33,139 --> 01:25:35,261 TATLOCK: Of all the incompetent, irresponsible, mindless things to do!s Damn! 1290 01:25:35,261 --> 01:25:41,267 TATLOCK: Of all the incompetent, irresponsible, mindless things to do!s Damn! 1291 01:25:41,267 --> 01:25:41,730 TATLOCK: Of all the incompetent, irresponsible, mindless things to do!s Damn! 1292 01:25:46,652 --> 01:25:47,273 And I'm still stuck in here! SomebWho are you?ut of here! 1293 01:25:47,273 --> 01:25:47,987 And I'm still stuck in here! SomebWho are you?ut of here! 1294 01:25:48,112 --> 01:25:49,071 I'm Mr. Burns. 1295 01:25:49,196 --> 01:25:53,279 You're not Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns just took... Well, see, he wasn't really... 1296 01:25:53,279 --> 01:25:53,951 You're not Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns just took... Well, see, he wasn't really... 1297 01:25:54,952 --> 01:25:56,078 You're Mr. Burns. 1298 01:25:56,203 --> 01:25:57,246 And you must be Miss Tatlock. 1299 01:25:57,371 --> 01:25:59,285 I was told you'd be here when I returned from the mission in Peking. 1300 01:25:59,285 --> 01:26:01,208 I was told you'd be here when I returned from the mission in Peking. 1301 01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:03,586 We're expecting great things of you. 1302 01:26:03,711 --> 01:26:05,291 Yeah, well, give me half an hour and you won't be disappointed. 1303 01:26:05,291 --> 01:26:06,714 Yeah, well, give me half an hour and you won't be disappointed. 1304 01:26:14,221 --> 01:26:17,303 Broken every bone in my body.ASEY: Hey! 1305 01:26:17,303 --> 01:26:22,313 Broken every bone in my body.ASEY: Hey! 1306 01:26:22,438 --> 01:26:23,309 You... You know, Miss Tatlock, The Don't knock its opposed to ttill you've tried it, pal. 1307 01:26:23,309 --> 01:26:24,148 You... You know, Miss Tatlock, The Don't knock its opposed to ttill you've tried it, pal. 1308 01:26:51,008 --> 01:26:53,339 Wait! What's the matter?ING)IN) 1309 01:26:53,339 --> 01:26:54,178 Wait! What's the matter?ING)IN) 1310 01:27:34,051 --> 01:27:35,381 You two must be related to Houdini. 1311 01:27:35,381 --> 01:27:36,011 You two must be related to Houdini. 1312 01:27:36,595 --> 01:27:38,305 Don't come any closer. 1313 01:27:40,057 --> 01:27:41,387 You're very welcome to those little baubles. 1314 01:27:41,387 --> 01:27:42,768 You're very welcome to those little baubles. 1315 01:27:42,893 --> 01:27:45,187 Really. I'm happy for you to have them. 1316 01:27:47,106 --> 01:27:47,393 Except I doubt if they'd cover the price of a Chinese dinner. 1317 01:27:47,393 --> 01:27:50,151 Except I doubt if they'd cover the price of a Chinese dinner. 1318 01:27:50,276 --> 01:27:53,399 Don't listen to him. He's trying to trick us. 1319 01:27:53,399 --> 01:27:54,071 Don't listen to him. He's trying to trick us. 1320 01:27:58,951 --> 01:27:59,405 You know how tough diamonds are supposed to be? 1321 01:27:59,405 --> 01:28:03,289 You know how tough diamonds are supposed to be? 1322 01:28:16,635 --> 01:28:17,423 You have to hand it to China Doll.w me. 1323 01:28:17,423 --> 01:28:18,762 You have to hand it to China Doll.w me. 1324 01:28:20,389 --> 01:28:23,429 It's the third time she's outfoxed me. 1325 01:28:23,429 --> 01:28:23,559 It's the third time she's outfoxed me. 1326 01:28:23,684 --> 01:28:25,436 First she gets me to steal the damn things, 1327 01:28:25,561 --> 01:28:28,772 then she leaves me to Mei Gan, 1328 01:28:28,898 --> 01:28:29,435 and now she heads for the hills a rich lady, 1329 01:28:29,435 --> 01:28:31,650 and now she heads for the hills a rich lady, 1330 01:28:31,775 --> 01:28:35,441 But I've always been a pushover 1331 01:28:35,441 --> 01:28:35,613 But I've always been a pushover 1332 01:28:50,085 --> 01:28:51,170 for somebody who beat mYour turn.n game. 1333 01:28:51,295 --> 01:28:53,459 It's very therapeutic. 1334 01:28:53,459 --> 01:28:54,673 It's very therapeutic. 1335 01:29:04,099 --> 01:29:05,471 Rid you of a loLook, kids,ation. 1336 01:29:05,471 --> 01:29:05,935 Rid you of a loLook, kids,ation. 1337 01:29:06,060 --> 01:29:08,187 it's finished here in Shanghai. 1338 01:29:08,312 --> 01:29:11,477 Party's over. It's time to pack up and go home. 1339 01:29:11,477 --> 01:29:12,024 Party's over. It's time to pack up and go home. 1340 01:29:12,149 --> 01:29:15,194 There's plenty of room. We could all bunk together. 1341 01:29:15,319 --> 01:29:17,483 Well, maybe he's right. What do you think? 1342 01:29:17,483 --> 01:29:17,863 Well, maybe he's right. What do you think? 1343 01:29:20,491 --> 01:29:23,489 If you think you're still going to find that opium, forget it. 1344 01:29:23,489 --> 01:29:23,494 If you think you're still going to find that opium, forget it. 1345 01:29:23,619 --> 01:29:26,080 Faraday's flowers are just a wilted memory. 1346 01:29:28,415 --> 01:29:29,495 Perhaps I'll stay on here a while. 1347 01:29:29,495 --> 01:29:30,543 Perhaps I'll stay on here a while. 1348 01:29:30,668 --> 01:29:32,920 And do what? 1349 01:29:33,045 --> 01:29:35,501 I could give being a missionary a try. 1350 01:29:35,501 --> 01:29:35,840 I could give being a missionary a try. 1351 01:29:35,965 --> 01:29:38,175 You mean no drinking, no gambling, no whoring? 1352 01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:40,302 My boy, I've tried it. It's hell on earth. 1353 01:29:41,303 --> 01:29:41,507 (MAN SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 1354 01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:44,974 (MAN SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 1355 01:30:17,882 --> 01:30:20,050 From now on, I'm But I'll never bell to las good at it as you.ons. 1356 01:30:29,018 --> 01:30:29,555 My boy, you made the right decision. 1357 01:30:29,555 --> 01:30:33,147 My boy, you made the right decision. 1358 01:30:33,272 --> 01:30:35,483 She's a nice girl, but who needs nice girls? 1359 01:30:35,608 --> 01:30:38,110 then we'll break open that bottle of bubbly. 1360 01:30:39,862 --> 01:30:41,567 She's right, you know. 1361 01:30:41,567 --> 01:30:42,156 She's right, you know. 1362 01:30:42,281 --> 01:30:47,573 You're gonna make a killing with those crates. 1363 01:30:47,573 --> 01:30:49,038 You're gonna make a killing with those crates. 1364 01:30:51,373 --> 01:30:53,083 What with my connections in LA, you're gonnaDo you hear me? 1365 01:30:53,209 --> 01:30:53,579 I said you're gonna be rich. 1366 01:30:53,579 --> 01:30:56,295 I said you're gonna be rich. 1367 01:31:13,062 --> 01:31:14,188 Yeah(SOMEPLACE ELSE PLAYING) 1368 01:31:14,313 --> 01:31:17,603 ♪ You got into my life 1369 01:31:17,603 --> 01:31:18,359 ♪ You got into my life 1370 01:31:18,484 --> 01:31:22,029 ♪ I don't know how you found me 1371 01:31:22,154 --> 01:31:23,609 ♪ But you did 1372 01:31:23,609 --> 01:31:27,952 ♪ But you did 1373 01:31:29,578 --> 01:31:29,615 ♪ It stopped me ♪ Took me a while to say 1374 01:31:29,615 --> 01:31:33,457 ♪ It stopped me ♪ Took me a while to say 1375 01:31:33,582 --> 01:31:35,501 I'm getting off. There are three trunks in there. 1376 01:31:35,626 --> 01:31:37,795 Get some help and bring them up. 1377 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:41,627 ♪ But now I'm saddened like I've never been 1378 01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:41,924 ♪ But now I'm saddened like I've never been 1379 01:31:42,049 --> 01:31:44,844 ♪ Regretting that we'll leave 1380 01:31:47,012 --> 01:31:47,633 ♪ So for a while could you comfort me 1381 01:31:47,633 --> 01:31:53,639 ♪ So for a while could you comfort me 1382 01:31:53,639 --> 01:31:55,563 ♪ So for a while could you comfort me 1383 01:31:56,856 --> 01:31:57,648 ♪ I need you now ♪ And hto be beside me time 1384 01:31:57,773 --> 01:31:58,941 Tatlock! 1385 01:32:06,031 --> 01:32:07,074 TatTatlock!tlock! 1386 01:32:09,743 --> 01:32:11,287 ♪ Empty faces 1387 01:32:11,412 --> 01:32:11,657 Move! Move, move! 1388 01:32:11,657 --> 01:32:13,080 Move! Move, move! 1389 01:32:13,205 --> 01:32:15,666 ♪ Wish I could leave them all 1390 01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:17,084 ♪ In someplace else ♪ 1391 01:32:19,295 --> 01:32:21,172 What made you decide to stay? 1392 01:32:21,297 --> 01:32:23,669 I never got your first name. 1393 01:32:23,669 --> 01:32:24,425 I never got your first name. 1394 01:32:43,652 --> 01:32:47,693 Stop the boat! Somebody, stop the boat!k.ia. 1395 01:32:47,693 --> 01:32:47,823 Stop the boat! Somebody, stop the boat!k.ia. 1396 01:32:48,949 --> 01:32:53,699 Hey, hey, I am sorry, but this boat don't stop Will until we reach Honolulu. 1397 01:32:53,699 --> 01:32:59,705 Hey, hey, I am sorry, but this boat don't stop Will until we reach Honolulu. 1398 01:32:59,705 --> 01:33:01,670 Hey, hey, I am sorry, but this boat don't stop Will until we reach Honolulu. 1399 01:33:10,095 --> 01:33:11,717 Maybe he's just upset 'cause I didn't say goodbye. 1400 01:33:11,717 --> 01:33:12,097 Maybe he's just upset 'cause I didn't say goodbye. 1401 01:33:12,223 --> 01:33:13,849 (FARADAY SHOUTING) 1402 01:33:16,352 --> 01:33:17,723 (THUDDING) 1403 01:33:17,723 --> 01:33:19,021 (THUDDING) 1404 01:33:44,547 --> 01:33:47,049 A wilted memorSon-of-a-bitch. 1405 01:33:48,926 --> 01:33:53,759 if I were you I would wave and blow him a big kiss. 1406 01:33:53,759 --> 01:33:54,515 if I were you I would wave and blow him a big kiss. 1407 01:33:57,184 --> 01:33:59,436 I willWave anyway.n evil, horribThat evil, horrible man 1408 01:33:59,562 --> 01:33:59,765 just sent you the best bouquet a girl could ever want. 1409 01:33:59,765 --> 01:34:01,772 just sent you the best bouquet a girl could ever want. 1410 01:34:01,897 --> 01:34:03,065 (LAUGHING) 1411 01:34:03,190 --> 01:34:04,275 (WHOOPING) 1412 01:34:05,442 --> 01:34:05,771 Wave, Gloria! 1413 01:34:05,771 --> 01:34:06,819 Wave, Gloria! 1414 01:34:35,264 --> 01:34:35,801 ♪ I don't understand how I got delayedING) 1415 01:34:35,801 --> 01:34:38,726 ♪ I don't understand how I got delayedING) 1416 01:34:38,851 --> 01:34:41,807 ♪ I should be sailing today on a liner 1417 01:34:41,807 --> 01:34:42,229 ♪ I should be sailing today on a liner 1418 01:34:43,147 --> 01:34:47,151 ♪ Was kicked in the ass on a dock at Yangtze 1419 01:34:47,276 --> 01:34:47,813 ♪ It's no way for a man to see China 1420 01:34:47,813 --> 01:34:51,947 ♪ It's no way for a man to see China 1421 01:34:54,867 --> 01:34:57,119 ♪ You must be crazy ♪ Bu♪ Crazyeady 1422 01:34:59,079 --> 01:34:59,825 ♪ And you got no money ♪ Money 1423 01:34:59,825 --> 01:35:01,415 ♪ And you got no money ♪ Money 1424 01:35:08,005 --> 01:35:11,837 ♪ My straits are dire ♪ Bfrom the wok into the fire 1425 01:35:11,837 --> 01:35:11,967 ♪ My straits are dire ♪ Bfrom the wok into the fire 1426 01:35:12,092 --> 01:35:16,013 ♪ I'd like to meet you but I've broken my chopstick 1427 01:35:16,138 --> 01:35:17,843 ♪ Sometimes there's no hope in 1428 01:35:17,843 --> 01:35:18,390 ♪ Sometimes there's no hope in 1429 01:35:18,516 --> 01:35:19,767 ♪ In chasing promises 1430 01:35:19,892 --> 01:35:23,849 ♪ I'd wanna love you 1431 01:35:23,849 --> 01:35:25,898 ♪ I'd wanna love you 1432 01:35:25,940 --> 01:35:28,484 ♪ Though it could prove to be unwise 1433 01:35:28,609 --> 01:35:29,855 ♪ Whatever you're saying, I want it anyway in 1434 01:35:29,855 --> 01:35:32,696 ♪ Whatever you're saying, I want it anyway in 1435 01:35:32,822 --> 01:35:34,865 ♪ Been hanging 'round for a ride on your rickshaw 1436 01:35:34,990 --> 01:35:35,861 ♪ Oh, babe 1437 01:35:35,861 --> 01:35:39,954 ♪ Oh, babe 1438 01:35:40,079 --> 01:35:41,867 ♪ You may correct me, now that you've inspected me 1439 01:35:41,867 --> 01:35:41,956 ♪ You may correct me, now that you've inspected me 1440 01:35:42,081 --> 01:35:45,709 ♪ Let me feel you cut down to size 1441 01:35:45,835 --> 01:35:47,873 ♪ Oh, Shanghai surprise 1442 01:35:47,873 --> 01:35:48,838 ♪ Oh, Shanghai surprise 1443 01:35:48,963 --> 01:35:52,925 ♪ My straits are dire from the wok into the fire 1444 01:35:53,050 --> 01:35:53,879 ♪ I'd like to know you but I'm not really social 1445 01:35:53,879 --> 01:35:56,804 ♪ I'd like to know you but I'm not really social 1446 01:35:56,929 --> 01:35:59,885 ♪ Sometimes it's no joke, can't cope with opium 1447 01:35:59,885 --> 01:36:00,182 ♪ Sometimes it's no joke, can't cope with opium 1448 01:36:00,307 --> 01:36:02,268 ♪ I'd like to love you 1449 01:36:02,393 --> 01:36:05,729 ♪ But I'm not sure what's in your eyes 109257

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