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Help me! Please!

Let go.

Help me! Let me go!

Hey everyone, I'm Jesse Hall,

the editor of Fresh and Free.

We're joined by our regular contributor, Danielle Williams.

Hi guys.

The creator of Get Well Danielle and owner of

Very Very Vegetable Juices. Danielle is getting her

very own show next year.

Such a powerful example of what manifestation can bring.

We really are honored you're here with us

one last time to get us inspired for the new year.

Of course. Okay, why wait till January 1st?

You can start your health kick before the clock

hits midnight with these wellness cocktails

with my Very Very Vegetable

holiday blends.

Now, guys, don't forget to post

your self-love selfies of you and your pals

drinking my cocktails and tag them

♪GetWellDanielle so I can see

all of your beautiful faces.

Now what is some advice to start fresh in 2019?

The holidays can make us feel a little out of control.

Hello, third glass of eggnog.

We might be feeling like we aren't in charge

of our own lives. But you are.

I am here to remind you that you are.

And you can do whatever it is you set your mind to.

Now, close your eyes and repeat after me.

I control my own destiny.

I control my own destiny.

I control what I hold on to.

I control what I hold on to.

And I control what I let go of.

I control what I let go of.

-...I let go of. -Very good.

Now, tomorrow is a new day.

Soon it will be a new year.

And when the clock strikes 12:00,

I want you to become the new you, the best you,

the you that you have always wanted to be,

but have been too afraid to become.

Don't put it off for a second longer.

Okay, your mom's gonna be home soon.

It's time to clean up.

She's so cool.

I cannot wait for her new show.

I wish I was as pretty and cool as her.

-You are, Car. -She's my inspiration.

When I grow up, I wanna be just like her.

Actually, Car, can you not jump on the couch?

I'm really worried you're gonna hurt yourself.

But I love myself. I am in control of my own destiny.

I am the princess.

Okay, I think somebody had too much sugar.

Those cookies didn't have sugar, they had maple syrup,

they're paleo. They were Danielle's recipe.

Car, can you help me clean up?

I cannot believe you're going to spend New Year's Eve with Get Well Danielle.

What's she like?

I don't know, I haven't seen her

-for a really long time. -But you guys were friends in high school.

-Yeah. -Best friends?

Yep.

Did you know she was gonna be so famous and cool?

No.

But you did school plays together.

-That's true. -Were you good in them?

I mean, yeah,

I thought I was gonna be an actress,

and I won awards and stuff, so,

I guess people thought I was pretty good.

Why'd you stop acting?

Is it because of your scar?

No.

I just thought that I wanted to do something

that would make more of a difference in the world.

Then why are you a babysitter?

Hey, guys, I'm Danielle Williams,

founder of Very Very Vegetables

and soon-to-be host of Get Well Danielle,

coming to you this spring. Make sure you tune in.

Hello?

We can coach you.

And I got the distinct vibe they were like, "We could both fuck you,"

and I was like, "No, please."

My God, I love these boots!

-I love them! -My God,

-I can't see a thing. -Oh, my God, Kayla, look.

-Just look. -Stop, Chloe, will you stop?

I'm driving.

Holy fuck, they're nearly 5000$.

What? What? That's crazy.

-I want them. -Dude, that's like half a year's rent.

Who can afford that?

-Danielle. -Yeah, well...

Are you nervous?

No, why would I be?

Why? Are you?

A little.

-No. -You're fucking kidding me.

-Shit. -Again?

I'm so sorry. I just serviced this fucking car.

I'm about to service your fucking face.

I'm sorry, okay, let's go.

Do you at least have one for me?

I'm sorry, I only have one umbrella.

Jesus, Kayla.

-Who has two umbrellas? -Mary fuckin' Poppins!

I don't know.

You see, this is why we don't buy 5000$ boots.

-Hey. -Hi!

My gosh, here, take these, take these. Thank you.

My fucking God. It's fucking pouring out there.

Kayla's shitmobile broke down again.

You should have called me, I would have come pick you up.

Can you not insult Sadie?

She's been with me for years.

Fine, whatever, at least you have a car.

Oh, my God.

It looks exactly the same here.

Oh, my God, I love it.

God, I can't believe your parents are selling this place.

We had so many good times here.

I don't know, I just... It still freaks me out

just thinking about...

Anyway, who does a girl have to fuck around here to get a drink?

-Hi. -Hey.

She has odd wants today.

Wait, shouldn't we wait for Danielle?

You really think she's gonna come?

Well, she said she would, didn't she?

What did she say when you texted her?

She said, "That would be so amazing.

"I haven't seen you girls in so long

"and would be great" with an eight,

"to say goodbye to the house.

"Just lmk the deets via email

"and CC my assist, Hailey@GetWellDanielle.com."

She has an assistant.

Anyway, I think she'll probably flake.

I think she'll come.

Yes, yum-yum.

Do you have Champagne? I want so much more.

Oh, my God, did you guys see that picture of her and Leo?

Who?

DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio.

-Jesus, Kayla. -Sorry, I must have missed it.

What are you sorry about? That you missed a picture of Danielle

and Leonardo DiCaprio? Who cares?

Oh, my God, I care so deeply.

She's just like hanging out with Leo now.

You guys, it's insane, it's amazing.

Also, did you see the announcement about her show?

It's coming out in the spring.

Yeah, well, we'll see about that.

-The balloons. -Yes.

No, I didn't even ask you how your interview went.

There's nothing much to tell. It happened.

Oh, my God, You're going back to school.

Maybe, eventually, you know? I'd love to finish my degree,

-maybe go back to grad school or something -That's great.

Yeah, but this was for a hostess job at Eden's Pub.

Yeah. I saw the help wanted sign there the other day.

I just didn't think you'd wanna work there.

I don't, but I need to pay back my student loans

for the two years of college I did go to before I had a nervous breakdown

-and dropped out. -It wasn't a nervous breakdown.

No, it was.

You guys, how much money do you think Danielle makes in a year?

I mean, if you factor in all the free stuff she gets.

I read somewhere she makes 200,000$

in passive income alone, just from ads and stuff.

It's gotta be that much. Her house is fucking... It's literally my dream home

It's like she went into my brain and plucked out my dream home

and showed it to an architect. It's insane.

God, she's gotta be making like a million a year, right?

I really don't know, Chlo.

I wish I had money. Or I was famous.

Or both.

Shit, she came.

Hey.

-Danielle, you made it. -You ready?

As I'll ever be.

Come on in.

Oh, my God, Chlo, you look amazing.

No.

-I feel like a... Whatever. -Please.

Anyway, so do you, of course.

Stop.

You guys, I am so sorry I'm late, it is so rude.

Lex, I am so grateful you invited me tonight.

I was really dreading whatever, like,

awful party I was gonna be dragged to in LA, and...

...This is so much better.

Yeah, well, we couldn't imagine spending

the last New Year's in the house without you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

You guys, this looks amazing.

These balloons are so cute.

Come on, I am obsessed with these number balloons.

-Right? -Kayla bought them.

Yeah, it was... it's nothing.

They're like from the 99 cent store.

Of course. You always have the best taste, Kayla.

Do you remember my mom used to ask

why I didn't dress more funky like you?

Yeah, that was weird of her.

-Right? -Yeah.

-I brought presents. -What?

Okay, these are all organic,

all vegan.

-Cruelty-free. If you give a shit. -We do.

All natural.

Esther and Tammy, that's so fancy.

-Well, nothing is too good for my girls. -Thank you, Danielle.

I think that color will go perfectly.

Lex, this is making a big splash.

Not out yet, but like bright...

brightens... brightens everything up.

-Cool, thanks. -Yeah.

Of course.

My God, you guys. Can I document this?

-Do you care? -Sure, yeah.

Jesus, what do I have in here?

It's like a freaking clown car.

Pretty soon, I'm gonna be pulling out like rabbits and ducks.

Okay, everybody scrunch in.

Lex, come on. I'll be in the middle.

-Gather 'round. -All right.

Scrunch in.

Ready?

Shoot, I'm blinking.

One more, okay?

Okay.

Everybody say cheese.

Get well Danielle.

Get well Danielle!

I'm just saying that I just feel like

just because a woman is involved in something

doesn't make it inherently feminist,

and I think that's something we have to watch out for, like,

you've gotta be aware that money and this whole machine

-co-opts everything, right? -Okay.

You guys always just say okay when you want me to shut up.

No, I'm with you, Kayla.

-I'm too drunk for this conversation. -Oh, Kayla,

do you mind leaving out the heavy cream? I'm DF.

-DF? -Dairy-free.

Wait, you're dairy-free by choice?

Yeah, it's really bad for you.

I do not care.

There's no way I could give up cheese.

Trust me, I know, I miss cheese so freaking much.

So like how long have you been DF?

Like four years now?

Yeah, one of my subscribers sent me a message

saying she had these like terrible painful boils on her head.

-Boils? -Yeah, and she tried

all of these different medicines and nothing worked.

That's so gross.

It was really fucked up.

And she was like begging me for help.

But she knew you weren't a doctor though, right?

Yeah, it didn't matter. She had tried doctors

and nothing was working.

So I did some research and found that

dairy can cause inflammation issues.

And then I started reading about all this other, like,

horrible stuff dairy does to your body and was like,

I should not be eating dairy.

It sounds like you're really making a difference.

Yeah, I mean, it's totally rewarding, but...

It's also a lot of...

hard work and a ton of pressure.

You know, sometimes I just...

...wish I was back here with you guys,

just goofing off like we used to.

Believe me, you don't.

Believe me, I do.

Well, I think the grass is always greener, you know?

No, you're right. You're right.

I should be grateful for what I have.

I mean, I am grateful for what I have,

it's just, you know,

it's sometimes so easy to get accustomed to a new equilibrium

and forget how lucky you are.

Human nature, I guess.

Fuck.

-Shit, are you okay? -Fuck.

Here.

-No, I'll be fine, I just... -Are you sure?

Alexis, you are such a good cook.

This all looks so amazing.

-Yeah, thank you, Lex. -Smells incredible.

-Thank you. -Yummy.

Wait, before we start,

would you guys humor me with something?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, I know this is a little corny,

but it is the end of the year after all,

and I think it would be really productive

if we just like went around the table and celebrated ourselves

by acknowledging our proudest accomplishments of the year.

I know, it's silly. It's just, you know,

to remind ourselves what we're capable of.

Yeah, sure, that's nice.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-You go first. -I'll go first.

I volunteered, so I'll go first.

All you.

Okay,

I guess my proudest accomplishment this year

would be that I had a really challenging kid come in.

She was deaf and autistic.

And, you know, she has like...

She had a lot of sensory issues.

And,

I don't want to get too mumbo-jumbo-y,

but it was just... It was really...

It's really cool to just...

To watch a person develop so much

over such a short period of time.

So...

Kayla, that is incredible.

You definitely put the rest of us to shame.

-No. -Yeah.

You are a fucking amazing woman.

Okay, well, thank you. I don't think so, but, whatever.

-Someone else. -Well, I think you are.

Chlo?

-Whatever you want. -All right, well, okay.

Even though my mom's sick

and I don't have a job and I'm broke

and I've been on over 200 internet dates

and I still don't have a boyfriend,

I didn't fucking kill myself this year, so cheers to that.

I'm kidding. My God, Danielle, I'm joking.

Okay, well, all jokes aside,

it seems like you're actually really hurting, Chlo.

And I want you to know that I'm here for you if you ever need me.

Thank you.

-I love you. -I love you.

Lex.

Well, as Chloe and Kayla know,

this year was actually especially challenging for me.

Fuck.

I'm sorry. Is it...

...is it something you want to share or...

Just a lot of, you know, regrets.

Feeling like I didn't live my best life.

I wasted a lot of time.

I don't know, I... I just had

all these hopes and dreams and ambitions,

but I just...

Yeah, so...

I didn't actually accomplish a lot this year.

Actually, for a lot of years.

I feel like I've kind of been bogged down by the past.

Holding onto things that really I...

...I should have let go of.

So...

Anyway...

I know it's almost the end of the year,

but I really feel like my biggest accomplishments

have yet to come.

Lex.

I love that.

Yes, there is always more time. So cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers to us.

Wait, where were you?

-I was watching Waiting for Guffman. - What?

Yeah, I had no idea that was going on.

Did you... He jizzed in his pants?

Yeah, dude, it was crazy.

He like... he went in to kiss me and then he was like...

and he backed up.

And I was like, "What's happening?"

And like he just didn't want me anywhere near his crotch.

And then I realized it was because he had jizzed in his pants.

I can't believe you never told me that.

Did you guys know that?

Yeah.

-Teenage boys are so weird. -So gross.

Lex, do you remember the night

that you were making out with Noah Spivak

and I like crawled across the floor and unplugged the light?

Yes, I do.

Wait, was the same night he said "VJ"?

-Yes. -Oh, my God.

I'd bet you'd feel really good if you let me touch your VJ.

Who says that... It's so gross.

Wait, is vagina spelled with a J?

Have I been spelling it wrong my whole life?

-No. -I feel like... shit

Wait, so... so, did he touch your VJ?

Not that night.

I think I had my period. Also there was a girl

crawling around on the floor, unplugging lights.

You're welcome, I was trying to set the mood.

-I loved Noah. -Oh, my God.

You were so obsessed with him.

He was very cute.

He was cute.

Cards. Okay, whose turn is it?

Wait, okay, what about you, Kayla?

I feel like I know nothing about your love life.

-She's hot and heavy with someone. -Shut up.

What's his name?

It's a woman, actually.

Her name's Frankie.

Oh, my God, that's amazing.

I didn't know you were into girls.

Yeah, yeah, I am.

I mean, I... I was in high school, too,

I was just too scared to come out.

I'm sorry.

-How'd you guys meet? -At work.

She works in the pediatric department,

so, yeah, it's been almost a year now.

Actually, I didn't even tell you guys this.

We are gonna move in together when her lease is up.

-Shit, that's awesome. -Congratulations.

God, that's amazing.

We were just talking about like the new year and like goals and stuff,

and it makes sense.

Wait, save it.

I have a really good idea.

Hey, guys, it's Danielle.

I'm here with my high school besties

and we were just talking about New Year's resolutions.

This is Kayla.

Okay, what are your resolutions?

Okay, you know what, I would like to spend more time outside,

less time on my phone.

I feel like I spend like my entire life staring at a screen.

And you know what, I really want to be better

about helping people, you know,

with all the stuff that's going on in the world right now I just feel like...

Wait, shit.

We need to start over.

We try not to get like too political,

'cause it tends to bum people out

or can alienate anyone

that doesn't have my same politics.

Maybe just like stick to your love life.

-Okay. -Yeah, we're just gonna start over.

Hey, guys, it's Danielle.

I'm here with my high school besties

and we were just talking about New Year's resolutions.

Okay, what's your resolution?

To...

To maintain healthy lines of communication with my girlfriend

and... to tell her that I love her every day.

So sweet.

I told you guys she was a sweetheart.

Okay, Chloe.

Hi. What are your resolutions?

Okay, lose 10 pounds, get a boyfriend,

and to move out of my mom's house.

You can do it, Chlo.

Okay, last but not least,

my bestie from the nestie,

Alexis.

No.

Come on.

Say something.

It'll go out to a million followers.

You'll inspire them with your words.

I really don't want to.

Well, she didn't used to be this camera shy.

Come on, what do you want?

Health, relationship, career?

I mean, don't you have any goals?

Seriously, stop.

Come on, Lex. Just let the world see your beautiful face.

Tell them about your hopes and your dreams for the future.

They're dying to hear from you.

Come on, what?

What? Come on, Lexie.

Come on. Come on, Alexis.

Come on. Come on.

Come on... come on. Come on, Alexis.

Come on. Show them your beautiful face.

Get that fucking camera out of my face, Danielle.

What the hell, Alexis? I was...

I was just trying to include you.

I'll go check the fuse box.

Yikes.

I...

...thought the window was going to shatter

and my phone was going to be totally screwed.

I'm still shaking.

Yeah...

Alexis's parents had the whole place like...

hermetically sealed after the accident.

Or whatever.

Fuck.

Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.

I just wanted to come down here and say I'm...

I'm really sorry. I...

I had no idea you hadn't been back since the accident.

That must be really hard for you.

And look,

I know I haven't seen you in a while

and I don't know, maybe things feel weird

because you only got this idea of me from my videos.

But... It's just me.

Like seriously, Lex. It's me.

The same girl who you went to electrolysis with

to get her chin hair zapped off.

Same girl who...

Go into food comas with every Friday night

because no one wanted to hang out with us.

-Oh, my... -Do you remember that?

-Yeah. -What did we call it?

Oh, my gosh. Chef's Express?

I think about you all the time.

And you're my best friend.

You've known me longer than anyone,

you've seen parts of me no one else has,

like, literally, you checked my butt for hemorrhoids.

And there's no one else who I'd rather ring the new year in with.

I'm so grateful you invited me back here.

And you're just

such an amazing, strong woman

and I admire you so much.

I'm so proud of who you've become.

Let's just fucking party.

That's my girl.

It's almost 12:00 and we are not nearly drunk enough.

Come on.

Okay, ladies,

there is only one more hour left in 2018,

so that means no more phones,

just us gals.

We are going to celebrate.

Because this year,

is going to be our best year yet.

We deserve it.

To more, more, more, and more.

-Oh, my God. -Oh, God, no.

Eighth grade recital.

Do you guys remember this dance?

Yes, you made us do it so many times.

We are doing it again,

we're doing it again.

Right now, right now. Yes, we are.

-I'm not. -Get up.

We need the whole gang, whole gang.

Seven, eight.

Okay, you go, your turn.

All right, never have I ever...

Come on. Never have I ever...

Never have I ever taken turns in Palm Springs.

-How 'bout that? -Oh, fuck you.

Wait, what the hell is "taking turns"?

It's a threesome where it's like

what Chloe calls her Palm Springs Threesome.

-What? -Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's not exactly a threesome,

it's more like...

Well, taking turns.

Like sleeping with one guy and then another?

Exactly, yeah.

It's not just fucking, like they take turns going down on me.

-Oh, my God. -Yeah, no, it's fine,

it's very polite, if you ask me.

Okay, did you know these guys before you took turns?

-Well, sort of. -Oh, come on!

Chloe, you have to tell the full story.

Okay, okay, so we call this guy The Nodder.

The Nodder?

Tell her, tell her.

Okay, so I was on a birthday trip with some friends,

and we rented this house.

And I had started hooking up with this one guy.

-He was like a friend of a friend. -Right,

but then this other guy came into the room,

and we were like getting going,

and he kind of just stood in the door.

And kind of just watching,

and then he kind of came a little closer.

And then he sat on the edge of the bed,

and then I kind of looked at him and he nodded at me.

And I nodded back at him.

And then I nodded at the guy I was in bed with.

And then he nodded back at me.

And then it sort of just happened.

Isn't that crazy?

I still don't understand how everyone knew that a nod means sex.

What the fuck else is it supposed to mean?

-Hello? -Thank you.

But when you're naked, it's pretty obvious.

I mean, it's kind of like code for like...

-Let me get in there. -Yeah, let me get in there.

Isn't that wild?

-Never gets old. -Anyway, okay,

never have I ever...

Peed my pants at junior prom.

-No one even noticed that. -You!

So it didn't count.

Actually, thanks to you guys.

No, Mr. Yarnelle, you remember?

-Oh, my God. -There has been a spill. Everyone,

I repeat, there has been a spill by the punch bowl.

He was so fucking weird.

-I feel bad for him. -Why?

Because he seemed like a lonely guy.

Okay, never have I ever...

Forgotten to brush my teeth.

What?

That is so boring.

Whatever, okay. Everyone should be drinking,

you've all forgotten to brush your teeth.

-Yeah, I know. -I haven't.

But I knew you wouldn't drink at all if we didn't do some PG ones.

-That's true. -I've done stuff.

-Like what? -Well, it's not my turn.

So I don't have to say, but I'm just saying I've done stuff.

Reading and knitting.

Whatever.

I have a really good one.

Never have I ever hooked up with a celebrity.

Who? Who? Who? Who?

Who? Danielle, fucking tell us.

I signed an NDA.

I literally, legally cannot tell you who.

Are you fucking kidding me?

It's us, who the fuck are we gonna tell?

We only know each other.

Fucking tell me, please, please.

Just a hint, a little one, please.

-Please. -Okay, okay, okay, okay.

-Tiny hint. -Okay.

Electric...

Cars...

Electric cars. Holy shit.

He is like the richest man in the entire world.

-He is? -Yes.

How did you meet him?

-He called me. -Wait, what?

I know, it was crazy.

I was sitting on the toilet clipping my toenails,

and I got this call.

Like from an assistant?

No, directly.

What, he just called you on the phone?

Yeah, I guess...

He got my number from my manager and...

Okay, wait, okay, so he just called you on the phone

and asked you if you wanted to hook up?

No, he didn't ask me if I wanted to hook up.

He's like 45.

He asked me out.

Thank God. How did he even find out about you?

Same way everyone else does.

Get the fuck out of here. He watches your videos?

Are you kidding?

What?

He just seems so... Smart.

I know, right, I mean, he's not

the first person who I would think is a fan,

but this actor who I, like, give juices to, is a mutual friend and

I guess he showed him my videos.

Wait, okay, so the actor friend, is that Leo?

It's Leonardo, isn't it?

-It's Leo, -Did you sleep with Leo?

-You're obsessed. -Danielle, did you sleep with Leo?

No! Okay, you know what, let's just get back to the game.

Don't tell me you have some fucking bullshit

-NDA with him, too. -I did not sleep with Leo.

Okay, but you're friends with him, right? Like you're tight?

Yeah, I mean kind of. He likes my juices.

-I bet he does. -That is so gross.

This is insane.

Okay, so where did he take you?

I just told you, I never went out with him.

No, she's talking about Mr. Electric Car.

Well, it wasn't exactly like a date.

Okay, this is like pulling teeth, Danielle.

Jesus Christ, you better dish. I'm gonna fucking kill you.

There's not much to tell.

It was brief and...

I don't... I don't know, kinda weird.

How was it weird?

Okay, you guys, I'm like really not supposed to talk about this.

Yeah, come on, guys, if she doesn't want to talk about it,

-she doesn't have to talk about it. -Oh, come on.

-If she says she can't talk about it... -Kayla!

Give me a break. She can't just like drop it

that she's fucking the king of Silicon Valley,

expect us to be like, "Oh, okay, we'll just drop it."

She can because, guys, we're playing a game.

Let's just get back to the game.

I'll take my turn again. Okay, so, never have I ever...

No, this is the game, Kayla.

We're supposed to talk about the experiences that come up.

It's the whole fucking point.

Danielle's the one who's not playing it.

Do you not understand the concept of an NDA?

I guess we're just too provincial to understand such sophisticated concepts.

Okay, let's take a break. Let's all just...

No, it's fucking bullshit.

I thought we were your best friends.

I mean, who do you think we're gonna tell?

Nobody gives a shit what you did with Mr. Electric Car anyway.

Well, you could have fooled me.

Just play the fucking game.

We spent a long weekend together.

Yeah?

And what?

He picked you up in a limo?

He sent a car for me, yeah.

And?

Then what? Then he took me on his private plane.

And then we flew to his island in Greece

and spent the weekend.

That's it.

So, let me get this straight,

a limo picked you up and took you to a plane.

Inside said plane was a perfect stranger

who took you to his private island, fucked you,

and then you never heard from him again.

Lex, I think that's enough.

Does that sound about right, Danielle?

Let's move on.

So you're a whore, basically.

My turn.

Never have I ever

bullied a perfectly sweet, innocent girl

until she committed suicide.

Drink, Danielle.

Fucking drink.

Fucking drink.

Admit what you did, Danielle.

Admit you tortured Kelsey until she jumped out of a window.

It wasn't a fucking accident. Admit it, you fucking bitch.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three,

two, one.

Happy fucking New Year.

Stop!

Now, quick, tie her up!

-Get the balloons, tie her up! -Get the fuck off me.

Kayla, what are you doing? You agreed to do this.

Help! Get the chair.

Drink. Fucking drink.

Kelsey.

What the fuck are you guys doing?

Okay, I'm rolling.

No, not yet.

What is going on, you guys? What are you doing?

Clock struck 12:00.

I'm taking, Get Well Danielle's advice.

It's a new year and this is the new me.

It's time to tell everybody the truth.

What are you talking about?

When we found out

that you were gonna be on TV,

we knew we had to stop you.

We're not gonna let you stand in front of millions of people

and pretend to be this perfect little princess

Queen of Wellness psychotic phony.

The whole world deserves to know the truth.

And I'm gonna tell them.

I'm gonna tell the whole fucking world.

I'm gonna ruin your life.

Your whole perfect little life is based on a lie.

You're a fraud, you're a terrible person.

You're evil, you bullied everyone.

You called Chloe fat all the time.

She was bulimic for two years.

You called Kayla...

An ugly lesbian.

She was so traumatized. She didn't come out

till her mid-fucking-20s.

-Kayla... -Shut up!

All Kelsey wanted was to be our friend,

but instead you tortured her.

You killed her.

And then you just moved on.

I know that night was traumatic.

We were both there.

We were both trying to be her friend.

No, we weren't trying to be Kelsey's friend!

We tortured her!

You told me that fucking with her was for her own good,

that she was a fat, ugly loser who needed our help to become cool.

Guys, I never said that.

And I fucking listened to you.

I believed you because you had power over me.

Just like you've got power over this

army of narcissistic little fucking brats

who are taking over the world,

spreading and liking your bullshit

like it's a fuckin' disease.

You do not deserve to tell people to love themselves,

when you've spent your entire life,

making people feel like shit!

But not anymore.

It's time to tell the world what a terrible person you are.

I think that's,

I think that's a good idea.

Hey, guys. It's Danielle.

I'm just here with my friends

and we were talking about some pretty deep stuff.

Stuff that actually speaks to an issue

I keep coming back to in a lot of my work

that I think all of us struggle with.

The sins of the past.

When we hold on to bad things

we've done in the past, it can...

It can have all sorts of

deleterious effects on our body.

Acne,

weight gain,

insomnia.

So in order to avoid these terrible physical ailments,

we need to move through our sins.

We need to confess.

When I was 16, a friend of mine died.

Her name is Kelsey and she was

an amazing young person with so much life ahead of her.

Then her classmates teased her mercilessly.

They would call her an ugly bitch,

a loser.

She would come home from school every day crying.

When I think about a poor innocent girl

going through something like that, it just...

Gosh, it just makes me sick.

But I was complicit.

My sin...

My sin...

Is that I didn't do anything to stop them.

God.

God, that feels good to get that off my chest.

That wasn't a fucking confession.

Thank you for that opportunity.

God.

You feeling a little camera shy?

Gotta get camera ready before your close-up?

You like that?

Don't worry, it's all cruelty-free.

Alexis, honey, calm down.

Anger is a junk emotion, okay, let it go.

Don't you tell me to calm down.

I'm fucking tired of feeling like shit

because you tell me to love myself.

Loving yourself is the most natural thing in the world, sweetie.

People unlearn it in childhood.

You know why they unlearn it?

Because people like you torment them.

No.

Lex.

Alexis!

Alexis!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Where the fuck are you going?

Watch her.

Chloe.

I have no idea

what Lex is talking about with Kelsey.

But she did say something

I may have overlooked in the past.

I am so sorry about the way I treated you in high school.

If I could take it all back, I would.

I'm not that person anymore

and I can't say it enough,

but I'm sorry.

Well, I appreciate you saying that. Thank you.

-Lovebug. -Hey.

-Hey. -Happy new year.

Happy new year.

-I miss you. -I miss you, too.

Why don't you come back tonight? Do you have to sleep over?

Yeah, my car broke down, so I have to...

I'm just kind of stuck here. I gotta wait for Alexis

to give me a ride back down, so...

-Do you want me to come get you? -No.

No, I'll just go to sleep and I will see you tomorrow.

Kayla? Open the door.

I just don't know why

someone would do something like this.

Like, setting aside the fact that

telling people I bullied Kelsey to death

could destroy my career.

Even though it's something I didn't even do,

it wouldn't just hurt me, Chloe.

It would hurt a lot of other people, too.

Young women rely on me for help.

For inspiration.

I mean, I feel really bad for her.

Like, she had all these hopes and dreams about the future but

she just has nothing going for her,

and no potential.

Yeah?

Well, neither do I. So fuck you.

What?

Chloe, that is not true.

That is a story you tell yourself.

You're funny,

honest,

I mean, you can be whatever you want.

You have no idea how good you are.

Hey.

-Hey. -What's up?

Nothing, I just had to pee.

Look, Lex, I never agreed to this, okay?

You said that the plan was just to spook her

into admitting what she did to Kelsey,

but she said she didn't do that stuff.

Kayla, of course she did that stuff.

What, you think I'm making it up?

Jesus Christ.

Look, we're gonna get it out of her,

we just need to push her a little further.

I'm not comfortable with that. I'm not gonna torture someone.

What the fuck? We're not torturing her.

Fine, whatever. I just...

I didn't agree for it to go this far.

This far? Well, what did you expect?

The woman in that room's a psychopath

responsible for the death of an innocent person,

and we need to protect other girls from her evil.

Danielle's not evil.

Look, I wasn't gonna... I wasn't gonna bring this up

in front of the other girls, obviously, but...

Jesse is looking for someone

to take over my segment on their channel,

and I get to be the one to pick my replacement.

And to be honest, the main reason I came here tonight

was because I had a feeling you might be a good fit.

Really?

I'm serious, Chlo.

You better not be fucking with me right now.

Why would I be fucking with you?

Look, why don't you just come out to LA

and stay with me for a little bit?

We can come up with a pitch for your segment together.

I can bring you around,

introduce you to people.

To guys.

I mean, it'll be really fun.

Yeah.

Chloe.

I know that you're hurting.

I know the pain you're covering up with your jokes.

I know you're lonely.

I know you're worried about your mother.

But I can change all of that for you.

We can change all of that.

Together.

We just gotta deal with this situation first.

She's preying on people who are as insecure as Kelsey was.

If that's not evil, then I don't know what is.

Maybe she doesn't call them vile losers,

but she sure as hell makes them feel like that

when they compare themselves to her.

And she's doing it all under the guise of helping people.

-Maybe she is. -Don't start, Kayla.

You agreed to do this.

You're not bailing.

Alexis... Alexis!

What are you doing?

Tightening the ties.

The truth is gonna come out, Danielle.

One way or another.

We're not gonna leave you alone until you admit

what you did to Kelsey.

Lex.

I didn't give you that scar,

Kelsey did.

Chloe, stop!

No, you're being punished.

What's going on?

They locked us in here. We can't get out.

Guys, come on, please.

Guys.

Fuck, she's not gonna let us out of here.

She's fucking insane.

She's out of her fucking mind.

Look, they're not gonna come, Kayla.

Fine then Chloe will come. Chloe!

Neither are of them are going to come.

-I'm telling you, she's fucking insane. -What are you talking about?

You're insane, Alexis!

Come on, guys, please, please!

Stop wasting your energy.

So what?

Just gonna die in a steam room?

I thought if I just went along with this,

you could get some closure and move on with your life.

So what? So she made fun of me for being gay.

I don't care.

I have a great fucking girlfriend who I'm maybe never gonna see again

because I'm gonna die in a steam room.

This is so stupid. You don't want to think about her?

Don't go on Instagram.

Who cares if she's some dumb internet celebrity?

You don't have to look at her stuff.

Why don't you go outside or get a fucking dog?

Finish your degree like you're always talking about.

You guys suck so fucking much.

You're the stupidest fucking people in the entire world.

Jesus.

Inhale.

And now repeat the mantra.

Nothing stands between me and all of my desires.

Nothing stands between me and all of my desires.

Perfect.

So any time you feel your mind wandering or you're getting anxious,

just repeat that mantra as many times as you need

and you will be amazed at the things that start to happen for you.

Nothing stands between me

and all of my desires.

Yes.

How much longer?

I think a couple hours should be fine.

What then?

Then we'll call the cops,

tell them that they got stuck in the steam room

when we were watching a movie,

and they were dead when we found them.

Wait, what?

What?

I just thought the plan was, like, to scare them, you know,

so they wouldn't spread lies or whatever.

Oh, yeah, no, it was.

I mean, if I trusted that they wouldn't spread

these terrible rumors that could ruin us,

I would let them go, but...

I mean, you know them better than I do at this point.

And remember,

you have utter power over everything in your life.

You can say no to anything with complete ease and trust.

If you think scaring them is enough to shut them up,

then we'll just scare them.

I mean, probably, yeah.

Okay, then we'll just scare them.

I mean, I would just be nervous that if we let them go

and they spread these terrible rumors,

I mean, you know how it is

with mob mentality on the Internet, right?

It's not innocent until proven guilty.

Right.

Or they would tell the cops we were trying to kill them

even though we were just trying to scare them.

But honestly, whatever you think.

I don't want to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.

Do you trust them not to say a word?

Nothing stands between me and all of my desires.

Shit.

-Please. -Come on, come on.

Nothing stands between you and all of your desires.

Shit, it's locked

Fuck, she must have taken the key.

Shit.

Fuck.

Shit, it won't open.

Try it.

I can't get it!

I can't get it.

Fuck.

Come on, Chloe, what the fuck, let's go!

Quick!

Wait.

Chloe, come on!

Go find them.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry I dragged you into this.

All right.

I don't know what's going on. She's totally crazy.

I'm gonna get us out of this.

-How? -Fuck, I don't know.

I just... I need a second to think.

All the windows are sealed.

If I can just... If I can just get to my phone.

-They took our phones. -I know,

but they must be somewhere downstairs.

If I can just get to my phone then I can call the cops.

No, Alexis, Alexis, listen,

listen to me, do not go out there alone.

-I'm gonna fix it. -No.

Alexis, no, no, Alexis.

Nothing stands between me and all of my desires.

Are you in here?

Kayla?

Alexis?

It's okay, it's just me.

-It's just me. -Where's Alexis?

She's not here, okay?

We're all alone.

Listen, Chlo.

I don't know what Danielle said to you,

but we can still walk away from this.

Okay?

You and me, we can just walk away.

All we need to do is just...

Just call the cops and tell them that she went nuts.

There's no fucking way I'm calling the cops.

No fucking way.

Chloe, I would never tell them that you were part of this.

I would never do that.

Chloe, come on.

You trust me, right?

Look, we can just...

We can just leave.

We gotta go right now.

We can just walk away right now.

Yeah?

Come on, Chloe, you and me.

Trust me.

We'll just go home and we can go back to our normal lives, okay...

I don't want to go back to my normal life.

Chloe, come on, stop it.

My normal life is shit.

Let go of me, you're hurting...

-You just want me to stay small. -Stop it.

You don't want me to succeed!

Let go of me!

Fuck!

Come out, Lex.

We weren't trying to hurt you.

We were just trying to scare you.

And if you promise not to say anything about this Kelsey stuff,

we can just let all of this go.

Kayla.

Kayla!

No.

No.

Fuck!

Fuck!

What's wrong, Chlo?

I...

I killed Kayla.

Chlo.

It was an accident.

I went to grab her and she just... Oh, my God.

I'm so proud of you.

You're finally putting yourself first.

That is how you achieve your dreams.

I'm really impressed.

You're really manifesting everything you've always wanted.

It's not your fault.

It was an accident.

Accidents happen.

The only thing we can control

is how we handle our given circumstances.

And you handled it so beautifully.

Nothing stands between me

and all of my desires.

Who the fuck is that?

Shit, it's Frankie, Kayla's girlfriend.

What the fuck is she doing here?

How the fuck should I know? What do we do?

Okay.

Hello?

Okay, I've got it. We let her in.

When she isn't looking, you get the knife and you take care of her, okay?

Then when the cops come,

we'll say that she showed up in a fit of jealousy

because Kayla broke up with her

and she wanted revenge.

God, you're good at this.

Yeah.

And it's kind of an amazing story

because then I can do a whole segment on,

like, self-defense.

You okay to do this?

Okay.

Let her in.

Okay.

-Frankie, hey! -Hey.

What are you doing here?

Kayla called earlier, so I...

Oh, my God, you're Frankie!

Oh, my God.

It is so nice to meet you.

I have heard so much about you.

Kayla is absolutely in love with you.

Well, the feeling is mutual.

I'm Danielle.

-Nice to meet you. -You too.

Heard a lot about you.

-That's sweet. -Is Kayla okay?

Yeah, why wouldn't she be?

Of course. What do you mean?

She just seemed upset

and she's not answering her phone.

She just missed you.

She already fell asleep. I mean, classic K, right?

Yeah. Yeah, she's pretty much head to pillow.

Oh, shit, I forgot something. Sorry.

-Did she make it to midnight? -She did.

Actually we were very proud.

-Cool. -Fuck!

Yeah, my sister's obsessed with you.

She watches all your videos,

does all your workouts.

No dairy, no gluten,

and she got really into the juices you advertise.

-The... -Very Very Vegetables.

-Yes. -Yeah!

Yes, the Very Very Vegetables.

Do you want me to take a look at the fuse box or anything?

Oh, you're so sweet. No, it's okay.

We're heading to bed soon anyway.

Good job, Chlo.

Come here.

Okay?

Thank you.

You did so good.

Yeah.

We're gonna get you to LA, okay?

We're gonna get you out of here tonight.

You are gonna get everything you've always wanted.

Nothing stands between me

and all of my desires.

It's time to move on, Alexis.

It's time to say yes to healing.

It's time to say yes to letting go.

Your life doesn't need to be tight.

It can be messy.

Let go of control and order.

You're just chum in the water.

-Give up. -Nothing stands between me...

-Relax into your destiny. -...and all of my desires.

Chlo!

Oh, my God!

It's time to stop doing the ego dance.

Time to stop looking to the outside world for validation.

I see so much strength in you, Alexis.

You're so misguided. Let me help you.

We're not supposed to be enemies.

Lex, if you thought for one fucking second

I was gonna admit Kelsey died 'cause of me,

you were a bigger fucking idiot than I thought.

I'm fucking rich.

Do you get that? People worship me.

And this is just the beginning.

I'm gonna have magazines, TV shows, movies.

I'm gonna be in movies and you think I'd throw that all away?

You ruined my life!

You took everything!

I got stuck with this.

It should have been me. It was supposed to be me.

I worked so hard!

You think it was supposed to be you,

you pathetic piece of shit?

You're a fucking loser!

You are nothing! You're invisible!

Pathetic piece of shit!

You could never achieve what I've achieved.

You could never have what I have.

You are nothing!

I control my destiny!

I control what I hold onto,

and I control what I let go!

Hey, guys. As I'm sure many of you heard,

our dear friend and contributor

Get Well Danielle passed away on New Year's Day.

And here with us today to help us remember her

is her best friend, Alexis.

Thank you for joining us, Alexis.

Thank you for having me.

So, I read on the news,

and I don't want to get too gruesome here,

but it was a jealous lover of one of your friends?

Yes, Danielle had encouraged our friend Kayla that she deserved better,

that she should start the new year fresh

and find someone who really loved her.

And I guess Kayla's partner just took it really hard and lost it.

What do you want the world to remember most about Danielle?

It's hard to just pick one thing.

She was a wonderful person.

And I know she'd just want me to move through this

and live my fullest life.

This experience has taught me so much,

especially the value of self-defense.

That's right, you're gonna teach us today

how to make your own DIY pepper spray.

Yes, I am.

Now there's one thing that you always need in your bag,

and that's pepper spray.

I'm gonna show you how to make your own pepper spray

using household ingredients.

Now before we get started,

please make sure you're wearing your protective glasses

and your latex gloves, because this stuff is spicy!

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, so we're gonna need

vinegar, chili flakes,

red chili powder,

oil, a bowl, and a spray bottle.

-Oh, yay! -So don't cross me, Jess.

Oh, my gosh, stop it!

You watch out!