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That's a terrible decision. Oh,
and you're the expert, are you?
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I've got eyes, mate,
I've got four of them.
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You know nothing, mate,
nothing! Come on, you Reds!
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Yes, come on, please, the
red, just the red ones!
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Oh, naff off, ref,
that was never a foul!
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Oh, put your handbag
away, Grandma.
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What's going on here then? Since
when did you watch football?
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Oh, they keep talking
about it at work.
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I'm just watching enough so
I've got something to say.
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Ah, excuse me, it's time
for my Murder, She Wrote!
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Murder, She Wrote? Again?
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Yes, it's my one form of
entertainment and I...
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Oh, that was a dive!
That was a dive!
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All part of the game!
Part of the game!
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Yeah, kick his head in!
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Look at this.
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Wow!
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They've got a promo
and everything.
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"Here at Arrowcroft Hall, we
look after your every need.
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"A beautiful 16th-century
mansion set within 100 acres"
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"of green English countryside."
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"Weddings, celebrations, corporate
events, whatever the occasion..."
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You should do one
of these films.
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No, I'm not going in
front of the camera again.
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That's fine, I'll do it. Easy.
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Oh, wow!
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Skills! Oh, he's so good!
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You just fancy him from
that aftershave ad.
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No, I don't. It's
nothing to do with that.
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I just admire his, like...
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Keepie-uppies. Keep,
keepie-uppies. Keep, keepie-uppies.
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Well, I could do that if I had,
like, 1,000 hours' practise.
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I don't think you
could. I could.
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Only 1,000?
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Humphrey, can I
borrow you for a bit?
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Well, Mike's filming
this promo thing today
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and we should soon have enough
money to start the gatehouse.
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So, between making money
from that and events,
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he should be able
to stop his job job.
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Great, that's so good.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You looked like you
just... seen a...
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Oh, no, it's only, I'm just going
on and on about myself. Hello?
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How about you, how are things
with the cafe, any news?
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Oh, God, don't ask.
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Did you...? What? Really?
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I thought it was all good.
You just looked at me.
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It's a long story, honestly,
I'd rather hear about you.
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Can you see me?
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Did something happen?
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Excuse me.
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It's so embarrassing.
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Young lady, can you
tell me who won the war?
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I've lost it all. What?
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Yeah, he basically conned me.
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He did all this talk
about investment
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and believing in my vision, and then
he just ran off with my deposit.
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Oh, my...
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Just all the money I'd saved.
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What a total...
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Yeah.
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Isn't there something,
like, that you can do?
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Yeah, well, he said it would be
easier if we put all the money
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into one account and I just
didn't even question it!
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So..
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I mean, I guess
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I'm an, I'm an idiot.
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You're not an idiot.
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No, I, I am an idiot, actually,
because I didn't read the paperwork,
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I didn't get any
independent advice,
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I didn't even check
his background.
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Oh, no!
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Lucy, none of this
is your fault.
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You poor thing. Come
here. Come here.
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Do you...?
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I fancy a jog, actually.
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Shall we jog back to the car?
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Erm... yeah.
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Just get out of
here, shake it off.
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Oh...
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We're going to be stuck here forever
and I just think I'll go mad.
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Now steady on. Steady.
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We must not lose our morale.
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At least we have each other.
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Yes, Gerald.
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And there must be some way
off this island, Beatrice.
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We need a boat!
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We could cut down this tree.
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Ah! Ah, that's done it.
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Here she goes. Timber!
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And we can fashion
it into a canoe.
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Tong, tong, tong, tong.
Tong, tong, tong, tong.
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There we go. In
you get, Beatrice.
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Aye! OK.
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Yeah. Very good. Right, OK.
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I see home!
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Ah, land ahoy!
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And scene! Lovely.
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Lovely stuff.
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You got stuck on an island
and you found a way off of it.
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Wonderful improvisation.
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Do I like that.
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Whose line is it anyway?
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Right, who's next? No, let
someone else have a turn.
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Me! Yes, Mary.
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And... where's Lady B?
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Well, she's watching
Murder, She Wrote.
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Is she, again?
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Yes, afraid so.
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OK, Robin, would you like
to, you know, give it a try?
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OK, well, let's start
with something simple,
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so how about the shopkeeper
and the customer?
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Mary enters Robin's shop
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and
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improvise.
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Where's the shop? It's here.
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What?
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Well, it's pretend. You
know, use your imagination.
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It's in your imagination.
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Door, Mary.
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Please, can I have a door?
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Oh, it's a door shop.
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Great, yeah.
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No.
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OK.
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Now, Robin, that's
called blocking.
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Mary's made you an offer there,
she's made this a door shop,
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so you need to build on that
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and say something like, "What kind
of door do you require, madam?"
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What door you want?
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Oh, erm...
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Can I have a new door?
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No.
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OK, Robin, that's...
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Don't block, OK?
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In improvisation, you
say, "Yes, and..."
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OK?
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Yes, and
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no.
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You know, why do I want a
new door, though, Patrick?
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I don't know, it's not my...
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Let's try something new, OK?
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Erm, how about the
doctor's surgery?
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Oh, yes.
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OK. And... improvise.
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Hello, are you a doctor? No.
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Flaming Nora!
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Take cover!
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Oooh!
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Nice.
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Yeah!
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All right!
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Daddy got a brand-new drone.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a sweet bit of kit.
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Of course, the Americans were
playing with these sorts of things
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back in my day.
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They were a lot bigger,
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and noisier and more about
missiles than cameras.
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But, you know, pretty cool.
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No, no, no, don't go
down, go up, up, up.
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No, don't go down.
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Go up. Come on.
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Yeah. Course it doesn't
come fully charged.
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Fully charged!
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What wrong with a
good old triple A?
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Ah?
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If you'd gone to the shop,
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you could've had it
fixed in no time.
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Probably got to plug it in now.
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One, two, three, four.
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Come on, we can do it.
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Oi!
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I counted ten, ten's good.
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It's so much harder than it
looks! Yes, so is your knee.
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Are we taking a break now?
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Yes, no, that hurt
me, too. Did it?
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We're both suffering, Humphrey.
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Stop complaining.
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Easy for you to say,
you're not the one...
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Button House has stood on this
site since the 15th century.
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It has entertained Henry VIII
and now it could entertain you.
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It's the perfect
place for your event,
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whether it's weddings...
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What?!
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Ha-ha! You're terrible at this.
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It's like watching Jeffrey
Archer on Newsnight.
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Go on, do it again.
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It entertained Henry VIII and
now it could entertain you.
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It's the perfect
place for your event!
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It's the perfect place
for your event... Yes.
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Whether it's weddings, celebrations
or corporate occasions.
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You've come to right to the
place if you've come to Button...
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You're in the shot.
Sorry! It's fine.
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He nearly got it then!
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This is nice. Thanks.
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Wow. Are you behaving yourself?
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Yes. Which one is it? Julian.
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That's all I need. I
haven't done anything!
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He says he's just watching.
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Erm, can I just talk
to you about something?
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Yeah, of course.
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All right, yeah,
private thing, is it?
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Yeah, you take five, Mike. We'll
get it in the can later, yeah?
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Yes, and there was a big
army coming towards us!
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Oh, good.
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Yes, and we open the new door.
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Good, we're back
in the door shop.
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Yes, and on the other side of the
door is a kingdom of tiny peoples.
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Yes, and they make
me their queen.
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Mary!
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And, yes, and we are given a
drink out of a gleaming cup
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and big plates of
potatoes. Mary!
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Yes, and the potion is
making us all drowsy.
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Yes, and the little peoples carry
us towards their big cooking pot.
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OK, Mary, do you want to
pass it over to Robin?
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Yes, and...
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Doctor, doctor, can you help me?
Is there a door out of this world?
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No.
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Aw, scene!
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Lord love, a scene.
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Mary, that's a bit too much
imagination, if anything.
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And, Robin, you need to
work on your blocking, mate.
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No. No?
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So they just ran off
with all her money? Yeah.
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That's awful.
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Isn't it? And I was thinking,
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like, I, I know that we're this
close to making the gatehouse target
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and you, you have worked so
hard towards that moment.
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So have you.
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And it would be like a
nightmare to delay it any more,
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but what I was thinking... What
if we lend her the money? Yes.
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Of course we should.
Are you sure?
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Cos I don't want to do
this if you're not sure.
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She's your sister. If it
was my sister, we'd do it.
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Well, one of 'em.
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I love you. Thank
you. Thank you.
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She's going to be
so happy. Yeah.
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How's filming? Er, smashing it.
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Ah. Hello, Katherine.
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Everything all right?
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Yes, thank you.
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Hmm.
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I wish I had a
photo with Alison.
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Ah. No can do, I'm afraid.
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But... I imagine,
if it were possible,
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then you'd be straight
into the hall of fame
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with that wonderful
smile of yours.
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Now, where is it? Where is it?
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There it is.
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Now, come along.
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Can't have you
moping about all day.
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Oh, look, Weymouth.
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Yeah.
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Got some happy memories
there, actually.
257
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,336
You mean the seaside?
Hmm. That's Cornwall.
258
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,736
No, no, no. That's Weymouth.
259
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,376
No, I recognise, I recognise
the pillbox on the rise there,
260
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,536
just over his right
shoulder there, do you see?
261
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,336
Yeah, I actually
went on manoeuvres.
262
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,256
First time I got to fire a
Bren gun - very exciting.
263
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,520
I did hit a seagull.
264
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,976
I still feel bad
about it, actually.
265
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,376
I mean, it's the
silence after the shot.
266
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,776
One minute they're
cawing away happily,
267
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,600
the next it's just feathers.
268
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,120
Lucy said it was Cornwall.
269
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:27,856
Yes, so, well, Mike and I have
been talking about your situation,
270
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,696
with the business, and we
were thinking we want to help.
271
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,856
Oh, God, please don't think...
272
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,336
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
273
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,816
I'm saying we...
274
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,816
Honestly, we've been saving
275
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,536
and we want to invest
it in your business.
276
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,336
It's, it's an investment
277
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,456
because we believe in you, and
we think it's going to be great.
278
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,976
Wow, this is... Are you sure?
279
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,416
Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
280
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,856
I mean, to, to be honest this,
281
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,976
this is actually a bit of
a dream come true for me
282
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,096
cos, like... I've never
had a sister, obviously,
283
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,056
and, you know, I've always been
284
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,656
I was always jealous of my
friends who had siblings.
285
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,696
And, you know, my parents
aren't around and, er,
286
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,056
and so to find out I
actually have some family,
287
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:18,936
and the fact that I can
help you with something
288
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,640
is just... honestly, honestly,
nothing would make me happier.
289
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,696
Sorry, I was going
through a tunnel.
290
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,456
Lost you for that last
bit. Yeah, it... it...
291
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,336
No, actually, it
doesn't matter. Um...
292
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,456
We... we... I want
you to have the money.
293
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,936
Surely... that's...
enough... mate?!
294
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,256
28, 29. Oh, this is
so good! Oh! Ah...!
295
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,176
Damnation.
296
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,480
Humphrey?!
297
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,136
It's the perfect
place for your event.
298
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,256
Whether
this is wedding... Ugh!
299
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,256
Ooh! Whether it's
weddings, corpers
300
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,016
corporate corcasions
301
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,056
remedy redding... Oh!
302
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,776
Let's face it, mate, you're
just not cut out for this.
303
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,616
Come on, Mikey-boy, it's easy.
304
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,160
It's just talking. I
mean, it's my house.
305
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,176
Look at it. Button House.
306
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,120
I mean, I can't believe
it's our family home...
307
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,936
This is Button House.
308
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,456
I still can't believe that
this beautiful building,
309
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,696
with all its history, is
actually our family home.
310
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:34,016
If you choose Button House for
your wedding or celebration,
311
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,256
or any event, we'll make you feel
like part of the family, too.
312
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,080
We'd love to share it with you.
313
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,616
That was pretty good.
314
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,536
Should've been recording.
315
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,920
Oh...
316
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,976
Thanks, Julian.
317
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,960
I'm over here, but
you're welcome.
318
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,280
Other side, mate.
319
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,136
She's a liar!
320
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,976
What? Lucy. That
photo on your mirror
321
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,736
she said it was taken in
Cornwall, didn't she? Yes.
322
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,976
Ha! Well, it wasn't!
It was Weymouth!
323
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,536
The Captain knows it was because
it's where he killed a seagull.
324
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,096
What are you talking about?
325
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,016
If she's lying about that then
what else is she lying about?
326
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,576
She's driving us apart.
327
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,576
Well, maybe it was a mistake,
328
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,576
or, I don't know, or the
Captain got it wrong.
329
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,016
No, but... No, Kitty,
you've got to stop!
330
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,416
You've been jealous of her
from the moment she came along.
331
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,936
I know, I know that you're
finding this difficult, Kitty,
332
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,416
but she's my sister and
that's not going to change.
333
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,880
It's not her that's
driving us apart, it's you.
334
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,576
Humphrey?
335
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,936
Humphrey?
336
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,456
Oh! Shh! Just hide me, please!
337
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,616
Humphrey? Humphrey!
338
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,776
Where? I don't know,
just improvise!
339
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,376
Humphrey!
340
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,736
Oh, come on, Humphrey. We
were having fun, weren't we?
341
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,776
Humphrey?
342
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,000
Mary!
343
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,576
You haven't seen Humphrey's
head, by any chance?
344
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,576
Yes, and, erm...
345
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,160
He be in the... the world
of the tiny peoples.
346
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,920
What? Yes, and he's
gone to the door shop.
347
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,720
Well, that is spectacularly
helpful, thank you, Mary.
348
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,336
Humphrey?! Humphrey?!
349
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,136
Well, I don't know what
that was, but thank you.
350
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,297
You's welcome.
351
00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:36,976
No, no, no! Take me with you!
352
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,656
Oh, all right.
353
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,176
Oi!
354
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,096
Lift me up! Oh!
355
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,456
Right, then... There we go.
356
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,640
There she blows.
357
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,656
Lovely.
358
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,520
Right. Now, I think...
359
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,856
Ha!
360
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,456
What? No, no, no!
361
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,376
It's going to look great!
Wait, wait, wait...
362
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,896
Oh! No, no, no!
363
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,376
Stop!
364
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,376
What's your problem?
That's your finale!
365
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,120
Stop, come back,
come back, come back!
366
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,096
Well, to cut a long story short,
367
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,096
apparently, Lucy said
it was in Cornwall.
368
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,336
But... Sorry, Fanny.
I've always wondered,
369
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,496
is it not a frightful coincidence
that she's always there
370
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,176
at the scene of the murder? Hmm?
371
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,336
I mean, have the police not
thought to ask themselves
372
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,136
whether it's more than
a coincidence? Shh!
373
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,976
You, Mr Halliwell,
are the murderer.
374
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,896
There! I knew she'd get her man.
375
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,696
Ah, quelle surprise.
376
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,576
Now, what were you saying?
377
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,176
The photograph was in Weymouth,
378
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,056
whereas Lucy said
it was in Cornwall.
379
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,776
Now, look, it could
be a harmless mistake,
380
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,016
but Kitty rather seems to
think it means something.
381
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,456
Foul play?
382
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,440
Let me see this photograph!
383
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,096
Alison,
384
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,176
I'm sorry about what I said.
385
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,896
You're right, I
was just jealous.
386
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,896
I think it's so wonderful
that you're helping her.
387
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,496
That's what sisters
do, isn't it?
388
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,200
So if I can help you
help her, I'd love to.
389
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,056
Thank you, Kitty.
390
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,056
I knew you'd come
round eventually.
391
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,336
No problem.
392
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,200
I love Lucy now and I
trust her completely.
393
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,440
Hm.
394
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,016
And you're certain?
395
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,176
I'm absolutely sure of it.
It's the pillbox, you see?
396
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,600
Now, I remember it vividly. Hmm.
397
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,696
Well, if you want to convince
someone you're their sister,
398
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,856
then a photograph of their father is
certainly an ingenious way to start.
399
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,576
But is it possible
to fake a photograph?
400
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,616
Oh, yes, you can do
anything with Photoshop.
401
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,416
Yes, take it to the photo shop,
402
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,736
they cut out the
negative and then...
403
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,416
No, it's computer software.
404
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,776
You can take someone's face,
405
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,136
for example, the Leader
of the Opposition,
406
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,136
and put it on the body
of, let's say, a donkey.
407
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,896
Print it up as a Christmas card,
send it to everyone in the Commons,
408
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,176
you've got yourself
a Yuletide jape!
409
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,976
Great days.
410
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,720
Let me show you how it works.
411
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,456
Here, don't kick me...
412
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,016
Face front, Mary.
413
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,016
There we go. ALL: Oh!
414
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,576
See? Oh, that's like
the thumb trick.
415
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,000
Thumb...? Oh!
416
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,417
Ha...
417
00:18:25,441 --> 00:18:26,976
Ah!
418
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,616
Oh, for a moment
there, you did a...
419
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,656
Hey... Argh!
420
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,256
Oh, I see, it's just a...
421
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,320
Hey... Argh! Oh...
422
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,736
Right. So we know
it can be done,
423
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,040
but where on Earth would Lucy have
got a photograph of Alison's father?
424
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,376
That's it!
425
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,736
Down. Keep going. Keep
going. A little bit more.
426
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,496
That's it! Yes. Yes. Yes.
427
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,256
No, no, no, don't do "resume",
do "watch from start"!
428
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,576
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
429
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,096
Ah... Yes.
430
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,816
Coming up on
History's Greatest Plots...
431
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,776
Oh... Oh, you all right?
432
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,736
Just
been... round the house
433
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,776
chasing a... drone.
434
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,136
Do you mind coming
with me to meet Lucy?
435
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,176
She says she needs
the transfer today.
436
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,776
Can't you do it on your phone?
437
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,176
Well, I don't know. It's,
like, kind of a big deal.
438
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,216
I want to toast
it with her. Yeah.
439
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,080
Yeah? Good idea. OK.
440
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,416
Rest up.
441
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,336
I need water. I need some water.
442
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,816
It's coming up here. Get ready.
443
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,416
I'm ready, I'm ready! Get ready!
444
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,577
It's around here...
445
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,456
There you are. Oh, God.
446
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,976
Where did you get to? Shh!
447
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,056
This is important! We think
Lucy might be up to no good!
448
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,296
What? Yeah. Now!
449
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,736
Halt, halt, halt! Pause!
450
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,216
Ah!
451
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,136
There.
452
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,976
Oh, no. It be
facing t'other way.
453
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,656
But he have same beard.
No, it's turned the other way.
454
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,056
But beard is... Not so fast.
455
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,536
Huh?
456
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,440
It's all a matter
of perspective.
457
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,136
When one looks at the reflection
458
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,560
the face is identical.
459
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,040
Ah, she flipped it. Good Lord.
460
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,816
So she saw Alison
on the television...
461
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,056
It was, um, inherited
through my dad's side
462
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,616
learned that she was an orphan
463
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,896
in possession of an
impressive country estate,
464
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,296
so, with no living relatives
465
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,040
tracked down the address...
466
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,016
Hi.
467
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,536
Ingratiated herself...
468
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,056
Do you take sugar? One, please.
469
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,257
Same as me.
470
00:20:30,281 --> 00:20:32,096
And used a doctored photograph
471
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,056
to make Alison believe
they were sisters.
472
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,696
Is this when he was
living in Cornwall?
473
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,976
Yeah.
474
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,680
Looks like I have a sister.
475
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,640
Good Lord.
476
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,056
Oh... Which all begs the
question - what does she want?
477
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,456
What does she want?
478
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,736
We have to warn
Alison! Yes. Come on!
479
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,136
Ah!
480
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,496
Oi, wait, hey!
481
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,056
Don't forget about me...!
482
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,216
We've got to find
her! Kitty! Kitty!
483
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,417
Where's Alison?
484
00:21:01,441 --> 00:21:03,896
She and Mike have gone to give
Lucy all of their savings.
485
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,480
Come on!
486
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,320
No!
487
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,936
This is unbelievable.
488
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,736
You guys are so kind.
489
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,576
I was literally about
to lose the lease.
490
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,296
Well, what's family for?
491
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,936
I mean, it's like it was fate.
492
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,136
If you hadn't been on TV, and I
hadn't happened to have seen it,
493
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,320
then we never would
have found each other.
494
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,480
Imagine if Dad could see us.
495
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,256
OK, so, er...
496
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,616
Account name.
497
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,496
Should I put Lucy, or
498
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,520
is that not your real name?
499
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,337
No!
500
00:22:21,361 --> 00:22:22,736
Somebody do something!
501
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,856
We have to improvise!
Yes, and...?
502
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,696
Not that kind of
improvise, Mary!
503
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,736
Kick me. What?
504
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,296
Kick me. Really?
505
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,856
There comes a time
when the great...
506
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,136
Ah!
507
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,536
Aliso-o-o-on!
508
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,896
Oh... Oh, my God.
What? Stop! Come back!
509
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,240
It's about Lucy!
510
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,176
Yeah, that's pretty clear.
511
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,320
And we've got your bank details, so
I'm sure the police can work it out.
512
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,760
Why me?
513
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,520
Don't take it personally.
514
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,240
What a day.
515
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,120
Give me a sec.
516
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,080
Take your time.
517
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,520
I'm sorry you lost the
sister you never had.
518
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,520
You're the sister I never had.
519
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,856
I want to give you a hug.
520
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,376
You're not going to like it.
521
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,120
Oh, who cares?
522
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,816
Oh...
523
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,416
Yes, you're right,
that was horrible.
524
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,096
Welcome home. Yeah.
525
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,976
Yes. Welcome back.
Welcome home. Yeah.
526
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,016
Glad you're back. Thanks, guys.
527
00:24:02,201 --> 00:24:04,576
There's been a murder!
528
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,856
Nobody is to leave
this room until...
529
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,760
Mike? Mike? Hmm? Budge up.
530
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,456
Might be an idea to lay off the
Murder, She Wrote for a bit.
531
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,216
Yes. Yes, I suppose I should.
532
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,456
Mm.
533
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,176
But well done on piecing it all
together. That was good, wasn't it?
534
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,576
Yes. Good. Very good.
535
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,240
Truly remarkable, Fanny.
536
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,496
Dinner is served.
537
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,856
Ooh!
538
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,296
Do you like it, Kitty?
539
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,576
I can't stop looking
at it. It's wonderful!
540
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,376
Beautiful, that. Marvellous.
541
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,256
A nice, long finish.
542
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,120
I'd love that. If only we
could actually eat. Mm. Mm.
543
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Yes, and...
544
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,296
Mm! That was lovely.
545
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,760
There we go. Are you
enjoying your steak, Robin?
546
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,080
I'm not...
547
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,696
Yes
548
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,960
and... I very much looking
forward to pudding.
549
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,536
And what are you having
for pudding, Robin?
550
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,576
Yes, and berries,
551
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,000
yes, and cream.
552
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,680
Creamy berries. Lovely.
553
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,496
Cheers. Cheers.
554
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,136
Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
555
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,976
Cheers. Good health. Cheers,
everyone. Good health.
556
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,640
Down the hatch. Cheers. Cheers.
557
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,416
What are you drinking?
Pint of bitter.
558
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,856
You? Cheers.
559
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,896
A nice glass of port.
560
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,416
Stop!
561
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,976
Stop! Stop!
562
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,760
Julian, what did you do?!
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