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Shh.
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What made you think this was a good idea?
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- Fuck even is mudlarking?
- Oh, right. Yeah.
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How about piss off then?
Not now.
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It was a good idea!
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It was. It was a good idea.
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I was gonna just spot the diamond in the mud...
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and then pull the ring out all, "Oh, babe, what's this?"
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[phone ringing]
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It's Kai.
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Oh, shit.
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- Yeah?
- Shit.
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Just keep it in, mate.
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It's all right, mate.
We all do stupid things.
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Don't be too hard on yourself, yeah.
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Was a 5,000-quid ring, Ant.
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All right, be very hard on yourself.
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That's moronic just to leave that lying around.
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What you doing?
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I'm just a fucking...
I'm an idiot. I'm a fucking...
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- Come on.
- I'm a waste.
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Jesus fucking...
Look, come here.
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Fucking course she fucking deserves it.
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Look at ya. You're beautiful.
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She'd be lucky to have you.
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I was gonna point to those million quid penthouses, yeah?
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And tell her, "That's where we're going, babe!
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That's where I'm taking you...in life.
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Because you are a queen."
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My queen.
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You wanted to tell her you're taking her to Woolwich?
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[snorting]
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Fuck off, Ant.
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[chuckling]
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Hey, fucking look.
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You just...just breathe a second, right?
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Think about it.
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Close your eyes.
Go to your little mind palace.
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Come on.
[inhales deeply]
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Ant: Not this shit again.
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[exhales]
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Fuck it.
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["Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee plays]
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I fucking love you!
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Take it easy.
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Yeah, he's ready.
Get down here.
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We love you.
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Right, where are we doing your stag?
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Hooray! Wakey, wakey!
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[laughter]
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Arriba!
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Welcome to...
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¿ Le gusta gasolina ?
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¿ Dame mas gasolina ?
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[phone ringing]
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[toilet flushing]
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[ringing continues]
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Sam: Hi. Babe?
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Are you okay?
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Not good.
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I feel the madness starting already and I just...
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just wanted to hear your voice.
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Stu, I love you.
Look after Kai and my dad.
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Sam, I've got to go.
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[retching, vomiting]
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[toilet flushing]
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That was really horrible, I mean, that was.
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Well, we all did it.
You wouldn't understand.
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Listen.
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Whilst we're here, you're the best mans, right?
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Mine. All mine.
Just like old times.
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Agreed?
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Oi. Taking ages.
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I'm stuck listening to Clem and you're gonna whine on about...
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your university days, Stu.
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I need a fucking brain bath after that.
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Listen, it's like old times, right?
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So I don't want any of this nicey, nicey.
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- I just want worst behaviours.
- Mate, wise up.
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I'm a fucking mister wife and fucking kids now.
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And Stu wouldn't be settling down, getting married...
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like a sad twat if that's what he wanted.
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Speak for yourself, Ant.
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Listen, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
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Who's in Mexico?
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Oh, shut up. Look, listen.
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We are all here.
Seven of us have flew in.
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No, eight of us.
Greg's coming later.
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Greg? Who the fuck is Greg?
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He's... Good boy is Greg.
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- You'll like him.
- Who fucking cares?
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I want fucking best friends, fun in the sun.
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Fun, fun, fun, fucking big soapy tits.
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Simple fucking fun.
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And I don't care if it's not Mexico, okay?
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What happens in not Mexico, stays in not Mexico.
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Right. Boop.
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Get out.
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What am I doing?
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["Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monch plays]
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Shh. My dad.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, come on, mate. This is a stag do, yeah, isn't it?
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Yeah. And I have a wife at kids at home these days, mate.
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We're not 16 anymore, are we, Kai?
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Might be time to act like it.
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[all grunting]
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Clem, Hugo, come on.
Don't be shy.
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You two never a couple then?
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- No. Jesus Christ, no.
- Sorry.
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Did he say much to you about us lot? Did he?
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All right, Kai. Let's have a look at your fourth nipple.
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Uh, not really, to be honest.
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[banging]
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Pipe down, will ya?
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Police! Police! Open up!
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You'll get us all nicked.
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Ello, mate. You all right?
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Where's Stu? Stu!
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[yells]
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- Greg!
- Come on.
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[chanting] Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
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Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
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Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
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Greg! Greg! Greg!
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[yells]
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Time, soul, and peace of mind.
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Double stitched, though, isn't it?
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Have yourself a look at that.
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Have yourself a look at that.
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- It's silk. Silk?
- Yeah, lovely, isn't it?
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Isn't it lovely?
Isn't it fucking lovely?
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Hey, could I see that, por favor?
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Hey.
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What do you do in London?
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I work for like a tech start-up.
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Like a tech finance start-up.
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He wants to give children credit cards.
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Could I call you Dad...
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because I just feel so lucky to marry into this...
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this family, right?
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The best family. Yeah.
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Just you wait.
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Wait and see what it'll be.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Have a go at this.
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- No?
- I'm fine.
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[sniffs]
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- Ándale, ándale!
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- Oh, there he is!
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Jumping up so fucking high!
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[woman on p.a. speaking Spanish]
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We'd be through by now if we just used the first gates.
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Okay. It was too bright.
Too many screaming kids.
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No regrets here, though.
These will open soon enough.
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I got Zoom calls to do, for work. With grownups.
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I had to open my eyes with my fingers this morning.
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Right.
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- Ryan?
- What?
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Are you fucking having a laugh, or...
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- What?
- No, no, no, no.
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- Why'd you bring it here?
- Just fucking relax.
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Small quantities are fine, yeah?
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They're not looking for small quantities.
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Your fucking nose.
Are you carrying coke?
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Have you've never seen "Banged Up Abroad"?
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Yeah, exactly.
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People do it all the fucking time, all right?
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Oi, oi, shh, shh.
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Watch this.
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What's he...
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Hey!
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Gracias.
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Stupid, lucky...
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Why do I associate with the prick bastards?
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Hey! What a legend!
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What a le... A legend, is it?
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You're not kids doing dares in the park anymore.
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Stu, your mates are special cases, understand?
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Cave people who live in a cave.
Square wheels on their cars.
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Went on fucking airplanes.
Just morons.
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- No one likes you, Hugo.
- Settle down, mates.
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That one?
Midnight Express over there,...
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trying to get us all arrested.
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Ryan talks about you nonstop.
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Pretty sure he actually wants to fuck you, Stu.
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- Like full sex.
- You don't even know us, mate.
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You're his fake mates from Uni.
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Kai, Kai. No offence little fella but, yes.
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Yes, I do. You... You're an enchanted donkey.
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Someone put a spell on you and now you can talk.
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Me next then, is it, Hugo?
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"Oh, I miss my family."
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- Please, boy.
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- Behave yourselves.
- You fucking wank.
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- Calm it down, man.
- La vie de twat!
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Shit time with shit people.
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Go back to the Shire with all the other Hobbits.
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- Stu.
- Clem, they're just...
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Stu, what's up with Greg?
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I'm fine.
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I think I need to shit.
I think I need to shit.
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Cocaine?
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A lot. A lot of it.
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The balloon's planted in his stomach.
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He's very lucky to be alive.
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Sorry. Balloon?
You did say balloon?
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Yeah.
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You know, balloon?
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Yeah, I know what a bloody balloon is, mate.
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- Stu?
- What?
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Why did Greg need a different layover flight...
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to the rest of us?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey!
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Please. Please.
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No, it's okay.
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I'm a vet.
Uh, médica. Médica.
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Doctora.
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Clem. Clem.
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Leave her alone.
She's done nothing wrong.
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Am... Am I still getting married?
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Am I still getting married?
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I don't understand.
There's women here too.
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So, what have they done with Clem?
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I just don't understand how this could be happening...
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without us even going in front of a judge.
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Silencio!
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And it was only Greg that was smuggling.
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You put your hands up to this whole fucking mess.
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You hear me?
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Dickhead, oi!
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The whole fucking thing, do you understand?
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Fucking idiot!
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He's just had an operation.
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What are you thinking about?
Open up his bloody stitches?
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Silencio! Silencio!
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Come on.
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You're trying to get us all killed?
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The fuck are you doing?
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Come on.
276
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,350
Come on.
277
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,500
278
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,030
Keep going.
279
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,650
280
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,860
Fuck!
281
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,060
Fuck me.
282
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,230
I thought it was gonna be like Alcatraz,...
283
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,650
but this is fucking worse.
284
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,750
Makes Guantanamo look bougie.
285
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:08,300
286
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:13,030
287
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,030
288
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,150
Oh, fuck.
289
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:02,740
290
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,810
No, no!
291
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:06,190
Oh, bloody hell.
292
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,160
This poor bastard's hit in the skull.
293
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,850
Jesus.
294
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,690
We're fucked.
295
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,930
Orale!
296
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,390
Do you need any help?
297
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,950
298
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,540
Stu, what the fuck you doing?
299
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,890
300
00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:50,540
Did you see the...
301
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,360
302
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,390
We're in a prison in a country...
303
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:15,940
famous for overcrowded prisons.
304
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,780
Why is this bit empty?
305
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:23,540
So, where's the prison walls then?
306
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,820
As in, where's the prison walls?
307
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,030
No idea. They look like they're going somewhere.
308
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,280
Jesus Christ. Am I going mad?
309
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:34,520
Is he making a run for it?
310
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,860
311
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,740
Fuck!
312
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,440
D--Did--Did that just...happen?
313
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,170
Yeah.
314
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:06,960
Over there. Looks important.
Civilized action, yeah?
315
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,420
Right. Let's get in there.
316
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,590
I'll do the shouting.
You do the translating.
317
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,800
John, where you going?
He needs a doctor.
318
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,830
- I'm fine.
- What about...
319
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:18,250
What he's trying to tell you, Kai, right, is fuck him.
320
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,740
- And fuck us.
- Even as a little kid,...
321
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,810
you always were a mouth.
322
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,440
Put no more words in mine, asshole!
323
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,750
What I was gonna say is we go in there, me and Kai,...
324
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,580
find whoever's wearing the biggest bloody hat,...
325
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,200
demand to see the British Consulate...
326
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,890
for the lot of us, understand?
327
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,520
Mean time, you lot stretch your legs,...
328
00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:44,310
try finding a doctor for that one.
329
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,910
Come on.
330
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,350
We'll be as quick as we can.
331
00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,770
You're still a fucking show, Ryan.
332
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,870
Right, we need to sort this out.
333
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,630
I'll tell you right now,...
334
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:59,360
I am not moving a muscle toward that fucking... stain.
335
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,470
I'm fine.
336
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:03,020
To be fair, mate, Greg wasn't the only one...
337
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,120
trying to shift drugs pass an international border, was he?
338
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,340
Fuck off, you soppy twat.
339
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,440
That is completely bloody different, you know it is.
340
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,100
341
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,180
Right.
342
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,210
Dickheads, mate.
343
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:21,900
- Ry! Ryan.
- Hold tight, yeah.
344
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,770
We'll be back with help, all right?
345
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,150
I'm fine.
346
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,390
Hugo, you.... you good, yeah?
347
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,840
Get in there. Go.
348
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,600
Ryan!
349
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,260
No dying.
350
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:40,480
Hey, hey.
351
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,750
You stupid bastard.
352
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:44,920
I'm fine.
353
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,860
354
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,410
Ryan! Ryan.
355
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,590
- We're mates, yeah?
- What you talking about?
356
00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:54,900
'Cause mates... mates don't do that.
357
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,420
Mates don't palm mates off...
358
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,050
like they're some fucking worm or something.
359
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,630
Do they, though?
It just wasn't...
360
00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:02,800
He's bleeding through his clothes. You wanna do this now?
361
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:06,050
We're supposed to have each other's backs, yeah?
362
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:09,150
Since school, since fucking school I've had yours.
363
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:14,130
We was the Three Musketeers.
You, me, and Kai, of course.
364
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,990
Now you've been on walkabout with Sam and Uni...
365
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:21,000
and fucking bumming it about with flipping Clem and fucking...
366
00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:23,170
What's his name back there?
Fucking dickhead boss baby.
367
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:26,000
- Hugo.
- Hugo. Thank you.
368
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:29,350
But I just need to know that you still know what's important.
369
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,490
Uh, there might be a way out of here.
370
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,220
Right? So, is it still me and you, Stu?
371
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,910
We're Friends.
372
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,460
Oh, God, for...
373
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:45,120
Of course I have your back, Ryan.
374
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,850
All right?
375
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,880
All for one and one for all.
376
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,030
377
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,200
Fuck it. Let's go get him a fucking doctor then.
378
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,380
379
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:09,420
Yep.
380
00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:11,320
Uh, no, no.
381
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,670
382
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,670
Just walk.
383
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:27,060
There's gotta be a doctor in here somewhere.
384
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:37,420
- What's going on here?
- Why the fuck you're asking me?
385
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,530
Don't look 'em in the eyes.
386
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,390
387
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,990
This is insane. Insane.
388
00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:56,020
Is this even a fucking prison?
389
00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,790
Rouge fucking state maybe.
390
00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:02,240
391
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,580
Chickens.
392
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,550
Lads, lads, lads. Enfermería, right?
393
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:09,620
That must mean there's a doctor pointing this way.
394
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,340
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go.
395
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,650
Go on. Ask him.
396
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:38,020
397
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,110
Here's the story we spin...
398
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:44,310
to whatever it is lives behind the door,...
399
00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:49,110
and I will demand they're both innocent of all charges,...
400
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:51,740
caught up among some scum.
401
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,050
No, I wouldn't even be here if Stu wasn't marrying that Sam.
402
00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:01,740
We want to see the governor.
403
00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:10,030
404
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,380
You all right?
405
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,660
Well, they're my friends, Dad.
406
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,760
407
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:26,180
408
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,400
409
00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:01,150
Take a seat please, gentlemen.
410
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,810
¡Ràpido!
411
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,990
Why'd you have to be such a fucking idiot and do this to us?
412
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:17,610
Fuck.
413
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,470
I'm okay.
414
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,750
It's just a small cut.
415
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:23,820
Wonder what they'll want.
416
00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:26,340
You can handle them.
417
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,070
You work with kids, right?
418
00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,900
I work for a company trying to infect children...
419
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,870
with a taste for high interest credit, Greg.
420
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:34,080
I never said I was Patch Adams.
421
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,970
Uh, Doctor.
422
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,770
Doctor. ¿Sí?
423
00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:44,190
Por favor.
424
00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:50,640
You need money. I sell money.
425
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,890
Dad borrow from his boss, Branco.
426
00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:55,850
He's crazy. Talk to me.
427
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,310
I work for Selma.
She is reasonable.
428
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:05,280
Uh, he needs a doctor.
429
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:08,460
You should get him to a doctor.
430
00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:13,460
¡Sí! Por favor.
That's what I'm fucking saying.
431
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,120
Everything here costs money.
432
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:18,220
You have no money.
Borrow Selma's money.
433
00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:19,500
Fucking kids.
434
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,600
Selma's deals are shit.
Borrow from Branco.
435
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:25,130
What the fuck is a Branco?
436
00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:28,230
- Branco is the boss.
- Right, how much?
437
00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:31,000
35 percent a week.
438
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,620
Get a job here, pay me back,...
439
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,580
or Branco takes the value out of you.
440
00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:41,010
Out of me? Out of me?
What does that even mean?
441
00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:43,080
Por favor, amigo.
442
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,620
Sí, sí. Por favor.
443
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:46,900
No, you give me the phone first.
Thank you...
444
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:49,010
Por favor.
445
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:55,080
Greg, what are you doing?
We're not accepting this.
446
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,820
You're dying anyway.
447
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,300
It's too expensive.
Fucking Lehman Brothers.
448
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,890
¿Comprende?
449
00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:09,620
It's too late.
I've sorted it.
450
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,690
451
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:17,870
Great.
452
00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,980
Hello!
453
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,280
Por favor! Por favor!
454
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,910
It's an emergency, man!
455
00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:26,700
Stu, they're fucking staring.
456
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,460
Stu, we've tried, right?
457
00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:30,370
- What?
- You're making a scene.
458
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,160
459
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,680
Oh, shit.
460
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:36,000
Uh, you... you... you a doctor?
461
00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:38,200
El...
462
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,720
Me... Medical.
463
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,370
Sí.
464
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,960
465
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:48,320
Mi... Mi amigo...
Uh, mi amigo is muy...
466
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:50,280
467
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:53,630
468
00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:57,670
Buggered if I know. Sorry.
469
00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:00,740
I can mainly order lager, mate.
470
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,950
Nice one.
471
00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:04,500
Uh, who's going to say yes?
472
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:06,780
Sí, señor. Sí.
473
00:29:13,030 --> 00:29:16,210
No, no, no, señor,
mi... mi amigo...
474
00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:19,040
475
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,280
Just get inside.
476
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:22,420
You seem to think you're being held here...
477
00:29:22,550 --> 00:29:25,280
as criminals, is that correct?
478
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,460
Well, I mean, we are in a prison.
479
00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,120
You certainly are.
480
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,630
A prison in which you're being held on remand...
481
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,290
until such time as your case...
482
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,780
goes before a state judge for decision.
483
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,300
So, how long will that be then?
484
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,570
Five or six years is a good guess...
485
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,570
to face trial, there... thereabouts.
486
00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:52,900
Courts in this country are sadly rather backed up.
487
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,070
We're British citizens, you daft prick.
488
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,720
Whatever shit shape your banana republic's laid up in...
489
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,970
is hardly any of his or my bastard doing, is it?
490
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,360
I take no issue with alerting the British Embassy
491
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:11,600
to the facts of your presence...
492
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:14,330
for all the good I imagine it will do.
493
00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:15,810
Eight westerners with an objection...
494
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,890
to being caught with lots of drugs in an airport.
495
00:30:18,990 --> 00:30:20,990
Ssss. Ay.
496
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:24,380
Look, forget the others.
Bin 'em.
497
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,620
What can you can do for me and my son here?
498
00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:28,490
We are wrongly wrapped up in all of this,...
499
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,140
and I can swear to that.
500
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,450
You'll find, gentlemen,...
501
00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:35,310
that El Porco Negro operates best...
502
00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:39,560
according to an ecosystem all of its own.
503
00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:41,220
The black pig?
504
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,870
It's wisest to go with the flow.
505
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,600
506
00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:49,130
507
00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:52,370
Hello? Hello?
508
00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:55,820
Hello!
509
00:30:57,930 --> 00:31:00,240
510
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:07,560
511
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,460
Morfina.
512
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,800
Ho, ho, ho.
513
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:12,420
No, señor, no.
514
00:31:12,490 --> 00:31:15,110
Um, mi amigois, uh...
515
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:19,850
No mi amigo, no mi amigo, mi amigo!
516
00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:25,020
He... He... He has...
517
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,020
Fucking...Oh...
518
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,270
Boom!
519
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,240
520
00:31:33,370 --> 00:31:34,230
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
521
00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:36,040
All right, yeah. Close enough.
522
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:37,620
523
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,310
Yeah, señor...
So can we andale, por favor.
524
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,660
Mi amigois...
525
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,040
Oh! "Mi amigo, mi amigo, mi amigo!"
526
00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:48,390
527
00:31:48,530 --> 00:31:51,220
What's happening?
528
00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:54,640
What the fuck?
529
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,850
What is that?
530
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:59,400
Off!
531
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,230
- Off!
- All right.
532
00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,920
- Fuck off!
- Just do it. Do it.
533
00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:05,860
Come here. You remember me.
534
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,790
- ¿Es este tu amigo?
- ¡No, no, no!
535
00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:08,960
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
536
00:32:09,070 --> 00:32:12,040
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- No mi amigo.
537
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,070
538
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:15,380
No, no, no, no, no!
He's not my...
539
00:32:15,490 --> 00:32:17,560
He's not my mate.
540
00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:20,380
Jesus!
541
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,730
Oh, fuck!
542
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:23,730
Jesus Christ, man!
543
00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:25,360
544
00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:26,910
Oh, my God.
545
00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:29,430
Hey. Hey, guys!
546
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:34,680
I want you to know, if I could, I would be clapping right now.
547
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:36,510
You saved my life, okay?
548
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,340
You really are the white men...
549
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,130
I've been waiting for my whole life.
550
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:42,410
What are you talking... Who... Who are you?
551
00:32:42,550 --> 00:32:44,240
Forget about that.
552
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,030
How 'bout getting me untied first, okay?
553
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,930
- I can help you.
- Why has he got you
554
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,590
- in a bath there with ice?
- Yeah. Why?
555
00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:52,450
It's a treatment for my skin, you know.
556
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,980
And I wanted to lose some weight.
557
00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:58,740
So he could harvest my organs!
558
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,870
My liver. My kidneys.
559
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,870
Last week's fried fish I had for lunch.
560
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,600
Whatever the hell else...
561
00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:10,100
this loco putocould pull out of me alive to sell on...
562
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,440
Come on. Help me, please.
563
00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:17,170
564
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:19,930
Hey! Guys!
565
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,550
You fucking go over there.
566
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,590
Fuck!
567
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,670
There are instruments there to cut. Something and a knife.
568
00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:31,910
Uh, okay. This should work.
569
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,600
Where'd you learn your English?
Like, it's really good.
570
00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:36,840
Oh!
571
00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,060
572
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,780
Tell you later. Ahh!
573
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,130
Once I've coaxed my balls back out of my stomach.
574
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,710
575
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:48,030
Mate, he's getting up!
He's getting up!
576
00:33:48,130 --> 00:33:50,440
What do I do?
What the fuck do I do?
577
00:33:50,510 --> 00:33:53,620
Hey, hey! Forget him.
He's the shittiest guy.
578
00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:55,870
Don't even feel a bit bad about him.
579
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,180
580
00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:00,350
Help me. Help me.
581
00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:02,420
Help me. Quickly. Come on.
582
00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:08,180
583
00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:12,150
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- Stay away. Hey!
584
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:15,190
- Stay away, yeah?
- No, no, no, no. Amigo!
585
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:16,400
¡Amigo!
586
00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:23,170
Where is he going?
587
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,490
What... What... What's going on?
588
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:37,730
Gracias. Gracias.
589
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:39,080
590
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,360
Go, go, go!
591
00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:46,540
We gotta go. We gotta go.
We gotta go.
592
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,570
You guys look mental.
Just calm down.
593
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,260
Look, things are looking up, right?
594
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,500
The prison's obviously sent...
595
00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:54,710
these suave-looking articles to get Brits into.
596
00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:56,540
John, we need to get out of here now.
597
00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:59,240
I don't know if you've noticed, but we're in a bloody prison.
598
00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,760
Are the embassy coming?
Are they coming to get us?
599
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:05,660
Do our families know?
Does Ruby know yet?
600
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,760
Look...Look, I don't know.
601
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,170
What does that mean?
602
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,250
It means... It means what it means. What can I say?
603
00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:14,040
- What does it mean? Tell me!
- It means I don't know!
604
00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:16,080
I don't know, I don't have the bloody answers, all right?
605
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,010
Fuck.
606
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,770
We're fucking kids, man. Fuck.
607
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:37,310
This can't be happening.
This can't be real.
608
00:35:37,450 --> 00:35:40,280
609
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:53,090
610
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:55,360
Help yourselves to a seat.
611
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,680
Um, look, I don't know what this is,...
612
00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:12,310
but maybe sit the fuck down.
613
00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:15,690
We're not safe.
Here, not safe.
614
00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:17,590
That doctor we went to find.
615
00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:20,450
There's a mini fucking city the other side of that arch...
616
00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:27,500
From London with love, yes?
617
00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:31,400
Hurricane. Warm beer.
618
00:36:32,810 --> 00:36:34,160
Park life.
619
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:36,200
Oi, oi.
620
00:36:41,790 --> 00:36:44,860
So, if you had to put a number on it,...
621
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,560
how rich would you say your sick friend actually is?
622
00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:52,830
Uh, sorry. You mean...
You mean Greg?
623
00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:56,590
So, just before passing out,...
624
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,430
I'm told that Greg, let it be known,...
625
00:36:59,530 --> 00:37:03,470
that his family owns a massive bakery in the UK...
626
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:05,120
called Greg's.
627
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,230
And that's why he's called Greg.
628
00:37:14,470 --> 00:37:16,650
Any truth to that?
629
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,580
Well, I couldn't say for sure.
630
00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:23,210
He's kind of a private sort of guy.
631
00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:28,860
Why are you in here?
Which crime?
632
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,490
Greg...
633
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,500
Uh, Greg...
634
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,600
tried smuggling cocaine...
635
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:43,360
to, uh, England in his, uh, stomach.
636
00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:48,580
Oh.
637
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,200
A mule.
638
00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:52,310
Greg's a mule.
639
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:57,860
Your friend Greg is not a millionaire.
640
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,420
Hmm.
641
00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:05,450
It is an expensive thing to purchase emergency surgery...
642
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,870
when you are outside prison,...
643
00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:10,910
but it is an incredibly expensive thing...
644
00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:13,530
to purchase while in prison.
645
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,230
Everybody with me so far?
646
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:18,750
So...
647
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,330
648
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,130
Either Greg is what he says he is.
649
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:29,410
A secret millionaire who for some yet unknown reason...
650
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,480
is transporting petty quantities of drugs...
651
00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:36,280
across continents in his own stomach...
652
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:39,730
or I have a bunch of Brits...
653
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,490
who owe me, say,...
654
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,810
$200,000.
655
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,810
Uh...
656
00:38:52,090 --> 00:38:54,990
$200,000?
657
00:38:58,030 --> 00:39:00,900
With all due respect, love, that's, um...
658
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:06,240
I mean, that's crazy.
659
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:07,960
That's crazy.
660
00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:09,620
661
00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:13,180
There's nothing crazy about it, love.
662
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:17,910
It is your new situation.
You owe me a lot of money,...
663
00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:22,190
and if you don't pay up, I start chopping you up...
664
00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:26,330
and mailing you back to your family in little pieces.
665
00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:35,060
Guys, I take it from here.
666
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,930
Um, would you be happy...
667
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,170
if we took a bridging loan...
668
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,760
from an individual called, um, I think,...
669
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:48,420
uh, Branco?
670
00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:52,740
Happy?
671
00:39:56,570 --> 00:39:58,400
Branco is my brother.
672
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:03,190
We are two parts of the same body in many ways.
673
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:05,640
But the fact is you don't borrow money...
674
00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:08,060
from the asshole to pay back the brain.
675
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,240
Cheer up, muchachos.
676
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:17,040
Maybe sneaky Greg is a millionaire after all,...
677
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:23,530
or you little piggies better come up with a plan.
678
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,910
679
00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:34,990
Stu, does Greg have that money?
680
00:40:35,090 --> 00:40:37,230
Stu?
681
00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:38,790
Stu?
682
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,230
Unfax.
683
00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:43,300
684
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:44,830
Gracias.
685
00:40:44,930 --> 00:40:46,380
Muchas gracias.
686
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,170
Fantastico.
687
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,450
Uh, he say it's from the embassy.
688
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,840
Uh, right. Um...
689
00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:01,900
They are aware...
690
00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:03,700
of our situation.
691
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:05,390
Okay.
692
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,090
They're aware of our situation.
693
00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:08,610
Is that supposed to be fucking it?
694
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,290
- What's the rest of it say?
- It always says, um...
695
00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:13,430
It says...
696
00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:19,760
we're facing a hundred years.
697
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,480
Wha...
698
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,100
No way. No way.
699
00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:28,110
What?
700
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,480
Bollocks.
701
00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:32,500
And then it's just signed.
It's signed "Bernerd".
702
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:35,320
- It's just signed Bernerd.
- Who the fuck is Bernerd?
703
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,390
Sorry. Uh, how do you even get...
704
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,920
a 100-year worth of coke in one stomach?
705
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:44,290
They've got nothing on us, so they're having to make shit up.
706
00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:46,610
You know, I think this is good news.
707
00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:47,990
This is good news, boys.
708
00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:50,370
In what possible sense could this be good news, Dad?
709
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,060
Because if they're making shit up,...
710
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,990
then they must know we should have never been arrested...
711
00:41:54,130 --> 00:41:55,480
in the first place.
712
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:56,970
713
00:41:57,070 --> 00:41:59,110
714
00:41:59,210 --> 00:42:02,180
He says the embassy have arranged a cell for us.
715
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,390
716
00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:06,040
Thank you, Bernerd!
717
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:09,010
The embassy, they're looking after us.
718
00:42:09,150 --> 00:42:11,290
End's in sight. It is.
719
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,600
Maybe he's right.
720
00:42:12,670 --> 00:42:15,500
100 years, that is ridiculous.
Like, too ridiculous.
721
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,460
It's a fucking stitch-up.
722
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:18,750
There you go.
723
00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:21,820
Three lines on the shirt, not out yet.
724
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,270
Um...
725
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:28,020
726
00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:30,580
What did I tell you, boys?
727
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,250
I wonder if breakfast is included.
728
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,350
Can you take it down a notch, please?
729
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:44,320
Fuck it. Do you think this means we get a phone call now, too?
730
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:47,490
It's gonna be all right.
731
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,010
Shit.
732
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,640
Shit.
733
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:56,950
That's not gonna be us, mate.
734
00:42:57,060 --> 00:42:59,030
It's nothing.
735
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:08,760
736
00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:25,980
There's the fucking ice bath.
737
00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:34,340
We've, uh... We've found Clem.
738
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,200
Clem, where the hell did you...
739
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,130
Do you know who I am?
740
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:42,450
I'm a man who you owe pair of working kidneys.
741
00:43:43,690 --> 00:43:46,070
According this poor bastard.
742
00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:50,040
743
00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:03,400
Uh...
744
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,640
Sorry about the chair.
745
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,370
746
00:44:14,890 --> 00:44:16,310
Right.
747
00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:18,490
So, there is two fresh kidneys,...
748
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:22,280
and I think I should have another one for my trouble.
749
00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:24,660
So,...
750
00:44:24,770 --> 00:44:28,330
who's getting in the fucking bath?
751
00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:32,740
I think it might be more than Greg in on it.
752
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:35,670
Greg definitely had help.
753
00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:39,340
- I was defending my friends.
- We think he is a liar.
754
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,270
- Stu's sitting there for what?
- Something not right there.
755
00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:46,480
The way things used to be done around here had more balls.
756
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:47,750
757
00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:50,380
So, how do we get out of here, huh?
758
00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:53,180
Are you fucking in?
759
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,010
It's my rules, understand?
760
00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:59,980
Does anyone got the first idea what the fuck is going on here?
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