All language subtitles for snowflake.the.white.gorilla.2011.720p.WEB.H264-JFF

Male voice:
All right, gather round.

This here's a story about
an itty-bitty gorilla

name of snowflake,

cutest little primate

this side
of Equatorial Guinea.

Aww, so cute.

But there was
something different
about old snowflake.

And for some folks,
if you ain't part
of the picture,

then they ain't with you.

She was a bit
of a black sheep.

And by black,

I mean white as
a baby's diaper!

You see,
on planet of the apes,

if they don't
like the cut of your jib,

well, I said, I said,
you got problems, son.

Big problems
with the go-rillas.

And the humans too.
'Cause when you're different,

everybody got
they eye on you.

Snowflake is the only one
in the world of her kind--

an albino gorilla.

As fast as you could
say "king Kong"

they snatched up
old snowflake.

Her mom and dad couldn't
do anything about it.

Sure they put up
a mighty good fight,

but in the end, well,
they didn't make it.

The hunters were too strong.

They sold the little one
to a kooky-minded zoologist.

But the bright side,
he does have this brown-eyed

sweetheart of a daughter
named Wendy

who we're about
to meet here.

Sometimes
out of a bad situation

a whole new
adventure begins.

And here it is.

Girl:
Mom, dad,
anybody home?

Hello?

Ugh, nothing to eat
as usual.

Woman:
Well, what are we gonna do?
She's hungry.

We know that
she's hungry.

Man:
Wait wait, I think
I know what she wants.

- Just another day
in the home of Dr. Doolittle.
- She wants-a my spaghetti.

- Is that what you want, honey?
- Here, gorilly.

Oh.

What's that box?

- Wendy, come here.
- Oh hey, Wendy, come here.

- I've been racking my brain
trying to get her to come out.
- You've got to see this.

- Maybe you can
think of something.
- Who's a cute little girl?

She's still
a little nervous.

- Hey there.
- Duh, dad.

- Try bananas.
- And coconuts too.

She's really
stubborn.

- Hey!
- Oh my.

Hmmm.

- Uh.
- Oh wow.

I think I get it.

She's not stubborn.
She's just a kid.

Wendy: She wants kid food.

Like pudding.

Ahhh.

Mother:
You were right.
How did you know that?

You know
I'm always right.

Well, you know, sweetheart,
you really get that from me.

Mother:
Oh please.

- It's amazing.
- Only white gorilla
in the world.

I hear most kids
just get puppies.

What do you think
of your old man now?
Not too shabby, huh?

Wendy:
You mean it?
I can keep her?

Father:
Well, for five months anyways,

'cause then she's gonna get
too big to keep in the house.

I just don't know
what to say, you guys.

Uh, sweetheart, um,

having a pet is
a big responsibility.

Wendy:
Aw, thanks!
I love her.

You're welcome, honey.

I'm pretty sure this
makes me the coolest dad ever.

Don't push it.

Hey there,
what's your name?

- "Sneezy"?
- Why don't you go ahead
and pick a name for her?

I don't know anything
about her--

well, except
she likes pudding.

- Father: "Pudding pie"?
- Mmm,

come on.

Hmm?

Mother: Or "clumsy."

Ahh! Ooh.

- Oooh.
- Oh.

Ohh.

Oh oh, it's okay.

You want this pudding?

Hmm?

- Oh oh, bad gorilla!
- How about "burpy"?

- It's a snow globe.
- Hmmm.

It's a sign.
Your name is snowflake.

You got it all,
you got it, got it

you got it going on
like a rock star

you keep on
trucking trucking

don't let 'em get
the best of you

it won't be long

you'll show them all

one in a million girl

fire and lightning,
there ain't no hiding

that you're
out of this world

that's why

you're one
in a million girl

you want it all,
you want it, want it

you want to show the world
what you're made of

you keep on
trucking trucking

never kill
the fire in you

it won't be long

you'll show them all

one in a million girl

fire and lightning,
always fighting

headed for the top
of the world

no denying

the lights are
shining on you.

Hey, you two!

You weren't born
in a zoo, so stop acting
like a couple of monkeys.

We've had this conversation
a million times.

George, would you
watch them, please?

- George: I'm on it.
- Wendy, what did I just say?

No jumping on the furniture
until you finish your homework.

Aw, you're okay.

Hmmm.

Come on, we're going
into overtime.

It's all up to you.

Sudden death.

Dude, goal!

You're the best, snowflake.

All right, best two
out of three, 'Kay?

This old man,
he played one.

Last delivery.

"Dr. Archibald pepper.
13 hickory Lane."

Man: I am
Dr. Archibald pepper.

- Give that to me.
- Messenger: Looks like
a giant hot dog.

- Guess someone's hungry.
- Pepper: This happens to be
a very rare elephant tusk.

It is a powerful
good-luck charm.

Please be careful!

Here's a quarter for you.

Don't spend it all
in one place.

A tip? Don't be born
on the unluckiest day
of the year.

That's a tip.

Ah, at last!
With this my luck will change!

My bad-luck days
are over.

Woman on TV:
How was your weekend?

- Man: Not bad...
- Ah, hmm.

- Guys, we're recording.
- We've been on the air
this whole time?

Hmmm, who left the TV on?

Anchorman:
In other news,
a local family

has had an unusual guest
in their home.

Her name is snowflake
and she's a white gorilla.

- Ohhh.
- Starting tomorrow,

you can see snowflake
at the county zoo.

Anchorman: Isn't she precious?

Anchorwoman:
Your heart really goes out
to that little girl though.

Losing a pet like that.

Anchorman:
So bring the kids.

- It's gonna be fun
for the whole family.
- Ahhh!

I remember
something about a...

A white gorilla.

Now where did I put
that book?

There it is.

My luck is about to change.

Hmmm.

Yes.

The recipe
for eternal life.

"And the bark of a dog

to ward off the reaper,

a bottle of salt to keep
the devil at bay."

Let's see...

"A bratty little girl
who just likes to whine."

"A silver watch
to stop the hands of time."

Ah yes!
The heart of a white gorilla.

Eternal life will be mine.

All mine.

George:
Snowflake, you'll like it
at the zoo, I promise.

Mother: George, do something!

- George: What do
you want me to do?
- You're the science expert.

You knew this day
was coming.

Don't you want
to say goodbye?

Come on, snowflake.
Time to go bye-byes.

Don't, you'll make me sad.

Look, I got you
a present.

Know what this is?

I wore this on my first day
of kindergarten.

That's right, Wendy didn't
want to go to school.

But then she went
and she realized

there was nothing
to be afraid of.

You'll make lots and lots
of new friends there.

Sure there'll be mean girls,

but hey, you can just
push them out of a tree
and say it was an accident.

- Here, for luck.
- Mother: Snowflake,
what do you say?

George: Hmm?

I love you too.

Best friends
forever, right?

I'll come and visit you
every day.

Mother:
Aw, baby, she'll be fine.

George:
Oh, can we stop by
the giraffes?

I've got to drop
some medicine off.

Hey, what's with all

the gloom and doom?

It's okay.

I promise there is
absolutely no reason

to be... afraid.

Hmm.

Hmmm.

Papa, why'd so many people
come to the zoo today?

I guess that's
just what humans do,

walk right into other people's
house and watch them eat dinner.

What a bunch
of freeloaders.

Don't say nothing,
just stand there right
in front of the TV.

Ah! Ugh!
Hey, buddy, you mind?

Hey, watch this.

Ow, keep it down!

Darned neanderthal.
I'm trying to meditate here.

Well, you ready
to get out there?

You give 'em heck, kid.

On your marks,
get set, go.

Father gorilla:
Now what you want to do
is breathe in real deep.

Then slowly exhale like this.

But, papa, papa,
papa, look!

That great big old noise
coming from just you?

- Uh-huh.
- Tada!

Did you see me, did you see me?
I was up there, 'member?

Do I "'member"?
I remember,

'cause it was just
two seconds ago.

- Dad, tell him to quit it!
- Elvis!

- Will you quit
monkeying around?
- Boring!

Anabana banana
fo-bi fo fanna...

Elvis!

Huh?

Who goes there?

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

- Um, no thanks.
- Well, my mom says

if you don't go
outside in the sun,

then you won't get vitamin d

'cause then you're not gonna
be very healthy, you know.

If I come out,
you promise not to laugh?

Yeah! So come on, let's go
play cops and robbers.

Or we could go play
cowboys and Indians.

- Is that your favorite?
- No, I'm a girl.

So you be special forces

and I'll be
the sniper assassin.

- I don't know.
- The enemy's on the prowl.

Come on, we gotta
go hide in a foxhole.

I have an idea--
why don't we just
play in here?

It's actually really nice.

Or we could
just play tomorrow.

Yeah, let's just do that,
'Kay? Bye.

Come on.
Don't you wanna
be my friend?

Well...

Hmmm.

You're-- you're the one
everyone is talking about.

Snowflake! You look
like a powdered donut.

Oh, where do I find
the bark of a dog?

Hmm.

The white gorilla!

Huh?

Huh?

Ooh, my third eye
deceives me.

Papa, why is Elvis playing
with that polar bear?

Hey, Petunia,
come play army with us.

We need more players.
You can play on our team,
because you're both girls.

This is my sister Petunia.

Petunia: Hi, polar bear.

Whoa whoa whoa!

Hmm?

Petunia!

I want you and your brother
to go play in the tree house.

- Huh?
- Petunia: How come?

- Father:
Don't back-talk me, girl.
- Elvis: Can snowflake come?

- Petunia:
Is Elvis in trouble?
- Huh?

Pepper:
Only a matter
of time, snowflake.

Sheesh. It was a lot better
when the hippos were
running things.

- Uh...
- Hey.

Peace and love.

- Looks like you could
use a friend.
- Uh-huh.

- Well, you're in luck.
- How's that?

The name's jenga b. Jenga.
That's me.

Been everywhere
from Tibet to timbuktu,

even taught the Dalai Lama
a thing or two. You heard me.

- Really?
- I'm a freelance
spiritual adviser,

part-time. Let me give you
a little advice. No charge.

- Okay.
- You mustn't let them
destroy your Karma!

Most of these people think
I'm a red panda--

and a rabbit that one time,
but I'm pretty sure he was

- cross-eyed or something.
But that's not the point.
- Uh-huh.

- The point is I'm a cat!
- Huh-uh.

A cute little kitty-cat.

- Uhh...
- Complete with a loving family

and a comfy home
deep in the heart of India.

Yes sirree,
it was all catnip
and couscous for this guy,

till I got big,
then suddenly everyone's
allergic to cats.

- So here I am
at the zoo.
- Oh.

Petunia:
Look, dad, it's that silly panda
who thinks he's a cat.

- I am a cat, see?
- Hmm.

- Karma's as black as coal.
- Petunia: Here kitty
kitty kitty.

You think I'm gonna let
anyone tell me who I am?

You got another thing coming.

- Check it out! Hey!
- What a loser.

I don't remember
this rock being so big.

Hey, you, cave dweller!

What are you picking
your nose for all the time?

I mean, come on,

ain't you ever heard
of tissues?

- Yeah.
- Huh?

Pick a winner,
chicken dinner.

- Ow! Oh!
- Petunia: Hey, jenga,

if you're really a cat,
why are you so scared
all the time?

Cats have
nine lives, right?

- Maybe you don't
know how to count!
- Oh, you'll be sorry, buddy.

Jenga: Ah, what's the use?

Peace and love.

That guy's bigger
than I thought.

Uhh...

Aww.

Elvis:
That's attractive.

Hey, snowflake,
where are you?

Sorry my dad's
such a spaz.

It's so embarrassing.
I can't take him anywhere.

This one time
I was at the fruit stand

with all my friends and--

- what's that?
- A matter-daddy.

What's a matter-daddy?

Oh yeah? Well, look out!

There's a giant spider
behind you!

Huh? You're cool, man.

- Girl.
- Right on, bro.

- Mmm.
- Ah.

What?

Elvis:
Snowflake,

are your parents
up in heaven

with all the angel gorillas?

I try not to think about it,
because it makes me sad.

- Aw, come on.
- All right.

Pudding first?

Then the hunters
came and--

- weren't you scared?
- Nah, I'm tough.

Wow.

Aww.

- Last one.
- Snowflake?

- Yeah?
- Umm...

Where did you come from?

Oh yeah, for me too.

It's a real pleasure
to meet ya.

Here you go.
You want a banana?

I don't like you.

And I don't want you
anywhere near my children.

Have I made myself clear?

You get it?

Papa, stop!

Got something to say?
Then stay out of it.

You smell that?

That's fear, and I can
smell it all over you.

So I'm only gonna
say this one time--

get gone, donkey Kong!

Elvis: Whoa!

No!

Wait!

But--

Elvis.

Get in here,
little man.

Aww.

Aww.

Hmm.

I guess
maybe I am a freak.

Huh?

What's this?

"Brumhilda the witch.

Certified miracle dealer.

#1 in the tricounty area
for 10 years.

First-time customers
50% off."

I used to be like you--
big problems, no solutions.

But at brumhilda's
spells and whistles,

your dreams come true.
Take it from me.

Yeah, but can she
fix my...

- Uh, hair problem?
- It's guaranteed,

or you get
your money back.

Here.

Wow, it'll be so easy.

- Wendy: Snowflake.
- Huh?

Snowflake!

Snowflake!

Come on! Don't you people
have jobs to go to?

Snowflake!

- Hi.
- George.

Snowflake is exactly
where she's supposed to be--

- with her own kind.
- Wendy: Something's wrong.

Why isn't she playing

with the other gorillas?
I don't get it.

George:
Honey, the gorillas' social
structure is very complex.

She just needs time
to adjust. This is
all perfectly normal.

- Perfectly normal.
- Yeah sure.

- George: Wendy.
- What did we say?

George: Hmm-mm-mm.

How you doing?

I'm gonna get you
out of here, okay?

What's wrong?

"Brumhilda the witch"?

"Spells cast,
curses lifted."

Snowflake, what are
you doing with this?

No! Bad idea!
You don't need her
to change you.

I think you're perfect...

Just the way you are.

I know you don't like it here,
but it won't be long.

I'm gonna get you out.
Snowflake, come back!

You're my best friend!

Snowflake?

Snowflake!

Wendy:
What are you doing?

Well, we don't need
a gorilla room anymore,
do we?

But we're gonna bring
snowflake back here.

Do you know how much
a full-grown gorilla eats?

I can barely afford
to feed your mom.

What your father is
trying to say...

- ...is that it's not easy
living off of one income.
- Wendy: But--

Wendy, this conversation
is over.

Whatever.
Why not give me away too?
It'd be easier.

George.

Hmm.

Mmm. Ah yeah.

Jenga! I know how to get
you back to your family!

Say what, dude?

Snow queen,
I'd love to be back
with my family in India,

but leaving the zoo?

That's just too dangerous,
girlfriend.

Come on,
we even got a map.

Whoa! That's not
a map, is it?

You don't say.
Lookie here.

This is just
a flyer to promote
local businesses and such.

See there?
That's the red lobster.

Oh dang it!
I left my bib
in my other pants.

This is
our only chance, jenga!

We have to take it!

Why do you have to be
such a 'fraidy cat, anyways?

Well, I am a cat
and I am afraid,

so that makes perfect sense.

- Don't you think?
- Well, what do you
want me to do?

I mean, I can't just
walk around all white
for the rest of my life.

Urm...

Yeah, well, you do have
the most amazing chakras!

Pepper:
Set the snare, lay the trap

to catch a gorilla
while he's taking a nap.

Hmm, what rhymes with nap?

Smack? Whack?

Fanny pack?

Ah! Map!

Set the snare
and lay the trap,

and write it all down
in my little map. Not bad.

And now a little salt
for luck.

A pinch of salt
to increase my luck,

for the gorilla in question
I will abduct.

Eh, it's a work
in progress.

I will work on it.

Hi, Petunia.

- Hey.
- Huh?

- Hey, spider-man.
- Hey, I can't go outside today.

I'm in trouble.
He's so mean.

Your dad's just
looking out for you.

Huh? Why do you have
a backpack?

I'm going
on an important mission

- and I really need
your help, 'Kay?
- Well, okay,

but I wanna be
special forces this time.

Listen, Elvis,
what I really need

is for you to stay here
and cover for me.

Oh, are you talking
about the old switcheroo?

Elvis, you know
what I'm thinking
before I even think it.

I guess great minds
really do think alike.

That's so cool.

Which leads me
to my next thought--

your mission,
should you choose
to accept it,

- involves planting a decoy.
- I accept.

Then good luck,
agent blue suede shoes.

I'll miss you,
special forces.

I'll miss you too,
nose-picker.

Mmm.

Whoa!

Oh.

Leaving so soon?

Aww. And we were just
getting to know each other.

What, you wanna
tell me about k.F.C.?

All right, I'm coming
with you as long as we
establish three things:

One, I drink
whole milk only.

- Mm-hmm.
- Two, we stop every hour
and 27 minutes to meditate.

- And three...
- Mm-hmm.

...cats are better
than dogs, all right?

- Let's go.
- Some people like dogs
better than cats.

This is not a debate.
Everyone hates dogs.

Pepper:
Ah, it's my lucky day.

Ouch!

My brain hurts.

All right.

The second time
is a charm.

Hello, snowflake.

Huh? Wow, that was
incredibly easy.

Now to find the milk.

- Keep your eye out
for lactating bovines.
- Huh?

- Hey, pudding!
- No! No, wait!

- Ooh, lucky.
- Be careful.

Snowflake: Whoa!

Snowflake: Oh man.

- What happened?
- Jenga: You seriously
didn't see that coming?

Jenga: What a rookie.

Pudding. Ha!

That's the oldest trick
in the book.

- Jenga:
Help! We've been
eaten by a giant lobster!

Jenga: Which is strange,
because we were nowhere
near the red lobster.

Snowflake: What's with
you and lobsters?

Oh no, it's horrible.

Snowflake:
What? I can't see anything.

Goodbye, cruel world.

Oh no, we're in the lob--

lobster's belly.

Jenga, we're in
a moving truck.

Oh great,
it looks like the Van
of Jack the ripper.

Both: Whoa!

Pepper: Watch out!

Let's go!

Car!

Jenga: Oh wow.

Hey, you!

Hmm.

You could've
killed me, stupid.

Better luck next time.
Excuse me.

Hey, where do you
think you're going?!

Hey!

That was close.

Pepper:
Trapped by my own trap.

- Just my luck.
- I don't know what
just happened,

- but it was
definitely your fault.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

Like a fly in a spider's web,

the more you run away,
the more I will...

Catch you!

Mother:
George, doll, you want
some more coffee?

Mm-hmm.

- Bye, dad.
- Hmm?

- Bye, sweetheart.
- Oh.

Kisses.

Oh hey, are you sure
you don't want a ride?

No, um,
I don't have time.

Huh.

Oh, heh heh.
Hey, Wendy.

Fancy seeing you here.

Yeah well,
what a coincidence.

Life's funny like that.
Sometimes things
just work out.

- You know?
- Not really.

This is the way I walk
to school every day, Brian.

But we never walk
together.

Yeah, life's funny
like that, huh?

Eh, she just
doesn't get me.

- Jenga: Whoo, free at last,
free at last!
- Whoo-hoo!

Jenga:
Lord almighty,
I'm free at last.

- Snowflake: Cowabunga!
- Whoo!

Aha ha.

Ohh, eee...

- I got it.
- Wow.

- Snowflake: Huh.
- Aren't you glad I
convinced you to come?

No need to thank me.
Let's see here.

We take the i-9 over
the George Washington bridge,

jump on the expressway.
Accounting for traffic,

we should be there
next Tuesday.

If we're not back
in the zoo by tonight,

- then...
- Huh.

...they'll come looking
for us so come on!

Hey, no time for that.

- We have to teleport.
- Come on!

How long is that
gonna take?

Elvis:
Here, Petunia-tunia
Bo-bunia

- banana-fanna fo-funia...
- Mmm, banana!

- That's right.
- Oh, conan,

not another
stupid pet trick.

- Let's talk produce.
- Uh-huh uh-huh!

You produce for me
and I'll produce for you.

Uh?

Oh no.

I'm like a dollar short.
Can I pay you tomorrow?

Is that okay?

- Hey, Wendy.
- Dude.

- You don't give up.
- Sticktoitivity.

It's the burden
of all great men.

I like that.

So does that mean
you think I'm handsome?

Petunia:
Who's dumb idea
was this anyways?

Operation switcharoo?
More like operation
bad magic trick.

Hey look,
it's the white rabbit.

No, they just pulled Petunia
out of a hat

and powdered her up
like a baby's butt.

You look
just like snowflake!

- What, do you want to be
boyfriend-girlfriend?
- No!

Yeah.

Snowflake!

- Snowflake! Snowflake!
- Go see your fans.

You owe me one.

One banana.

Great day
for the zoo, huh?

Where the heck
is snowflake?

Come on.
We gotta go.

All right then.

You ready
to come out now?

You gonna remember
our little conversation?

Souvenirs, candy!
Souvenirs.

What am I
gonna do, Brian?
I know she ran away.

What?
Who ran away?

What are
we talking about?

Petunia:
All right, who's ready
for a freak show?

How you doing?
Thanks for coming.
Good to see ya.

Uh uh-- uh-oh.

Just part of the program.

That's right,
I'm bad.

- Where's Petunia?
- Uh...

I think she went
to get more pudding.

Heh, girls.
You know what I mean?

Petunia: I'm a white gorilla!

Jenga: We're almost there,
I can feel it.

Still on top of the roof,
right where we started.

Hello? Hello?

Are you there?

Anyone home? Come on.

Nothing's happening!
Teleportation is impossible!

Hello!

Uh.

Wake up, jenga.
Are you okay?

Oh great,
you made me lose focus.

- Now I gotta start over.
- Enough of your crazy
ideas, jenga.

The only thing
we're gonna start
is walking.

Well, excuse me.

Where are they?

Oh, the white monkey's hair.

Hmmm...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
but maybe snowflake just
went back to your house.

- Did you ever think of that?
- Pepper: Ah, it's the brat!

I mean what would snowflake
want from a witch?

- Wendy: All I know
is what I know.
- This hair's lucky.

And if you can't understand
that, then I don't know
what to tell you.

Hey, kiddies!
I know you, girly.

My daughter's been
watching you on TV.

Will you autograph
this for her?

She's a big fan, you know.
She will love it.

You're her favorite.

- So let me tell you what.
- Sure.

I'm gonna drive you
anywhere you want.

I mean, hey, it's cool.
I owe you one.

Mm...

Thank you very much.

Your chariot awaits,
my sweet.

- Watch your step.
- Thanks.

Hmmm?

Hey, Wendy, wait a minute.
Can't we talk about this?

I'm done talking,
little puppy.

Hey, what is your problem?
Stop the Van!

Pepper: Of course.
There's always room
for one more in my plan--

er, I meant my Van.

Especially a boyfriend.

Wendy:
He's notmy boyfriend.

- Snowflake: All right, whoo!
- On the open road.

Jenga: I've got catlike
reflexes, look at this.

Oooh, I should never
have been declawed.

- You need more exercise.
- Yeah, cats don't exercise.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa.

Look at this.
Yee-haw!

Whoo!

Jenga:
Eeh, I got a bad
feeling about this.

- Snowflake: Whoo-hoo!
- Come on.

- Tree tree.
- Snowflake:
We're getting closer.

Jenga:
We're like squirrels.
Big one.

- Nailed it!
- Both: Whoo!

That did wonders
for my glutes.

Seriously?
What? What did I say?

I mean we're lost again.
What is this place?

Hmm, I don't know, but
this place has a great aura.

Another white gorilla
just like me!

- Let's go talk to him!
- Ask him if he has any milk.

I wonder
what his favorite food is.
You think he likes pudding?

Look, there she is.

Whoa.

See, snowball,
you ain't alone.

What the-- huh?

He's not real.
He's just a human
pretending to be a gorilla.

Come on, snowflake.
You don't need to see this.

- Mr. Pinkypoo,
there you are.
- Hey!

Mr. Pinkypoo?
Let me go, that ain't my name!

Your brothers and sisters
are worried sick.

You don't care about anyone
but yourself, young man!

- Hmph!
- Catnapper!

- You're not my mommy!
- Out of all
my 27 kitties,

- you are the worst behaved.
- Who puts their cat
on a leash anyway?

You're a very
bad kitty.

- Help!
- Ah ahh!

No strings on me, lady.
Who do I look like, Pinocchio?

- Come on, let's go.
- Mr. Pinkypoo!

Mr. Pinkypoo!

Mr. Pinkypoo!

Jenga:
Don't even say it.

That darn cat.

Hmph.

Wendy:
Thanks for the ride, mister.

We've gotta get to the other
side of the city.

Where are we going
exactly, hmm?

- Hmm.
- Just go right
at the next light.

So you and snowflake
are good buddies,
is that it?

Hmmm?

She's my best friend.

If I had a nickel
for every best friend
I've had,

then I'd be a billionaire.

- Because I have
a billion friends.
- He just threw salt in my eye.

Brian, cut it out.

So tell me, Wendy,

hmm, why would snowflake
be running away

- for no reason?
- The other gorillas
didn't accept her.

Pepper:
That's a shame.
Monkeys can be so cruel.

Aww, poor snowflake.

- Hmm?
- Yeah, some people
will never like you,

no matter
how hard you try.

If I had a nickel
for every time someone
didn't like me,

I'd be totally broke,

because everyone likes me.

Hmm?

What's that weird book?

Wendy, you're not really
the best judge of character.

I mean, you got us
in quite a bind here.

Okay okay.

Oh!

Petunia: Oh,
I'm killing them.

Oh yeah!

I need more bananas.

- Uh-oh.
- Hey!

You're really grating
on my nerves.

You didn't like the show?

Got a hearing problem?

- You better get out of here.
- N-No.

Or they'll have to carry
you out in a box.

Eat bananas and kick butt.

Looks like
we're almost out of bananas.

Jenga:
No way, milk is
the perfect food.

- Snowflake: Huh-uh.
- It's delicious,
prevents bone disease,

goes on just about anything.
What are you gonna
put pudding on?

Snowflake:
Everything.

Snowflake: Just jump.

You never heard
the expression "cats always
land on their feet"?

You know, these antics
really mess with my chi.

- Jenga?
- Yeah, snowbird?

Are we doing
the right thing?

Well, we're almost there.
Don't start flip-flopping
on me.

You'll be counted as
an equal among cave dwellers

and I'll be back home
couscousing and catnipping

with my kinfolk in India.

It's just back
with the fake gorilla guy,

when he was hanging out
with all those kids,
he confused me.

Those kids just want
to laugh at us.

They make silly faces
and then when they throw
you something to eat,

you find out
it's just the wrapper.

- Hmm.
- They always do it

and I always fall for it
like a dummy.

Come on, snow cone, we're about
to make our dreams come true

and nothing, I say nothing,
can stand in our w--

- a bug!
- What?

- Hairball?
- I ate a bug.

Wendy:
Okay, so maybe showing him
the map wasn't the best idea.

Brian:
Really?
Whatever gave you that idea?

Now where is
that monkey?

Lucky me.

Jenga, look,
it's that creep
in the moving truck.

Jenga:
Oh no, it's this creep again?

This guy won't quit.

Hey, chomo, shouldn't you
be going door to door

telling people about
your weird obsessions?

- He can't catch us
without the map.
- Exactly.

No! Ah!

No no, gimme that!

Come on.

Ahhh.

No, be cool!

Ah, snowflake!

Uh...

Quick, let's go!

Stupid door!

I don't know why
I even try.

This is so unfair.

Oh lovely.

We want snowflake!

Are you okay?

No, that was
a straight-up crime.

Yeah, I know.

You totally got judged
by the color of your fur.

All right, cotton ball!

- It's time to pay the Piper.
- Man: Stop him!

- Dad, stop it!
- Man #2: Yeah, ya creep!

- What's going on?
- Man #2: You stink!

- That's not nice!
- Hey, get lost!

- Man: He's gonna kill her!
- Man #3: Get him outta here!

What are you looking at,
you crazy monster?

Man: Call the zookeeper!

- He's terrible!
- Man #4: Oh, you're a bum!

Papa, don't listen
to them.

Woman: Get out of there!

Banana breath!

Get lost!

Petunia?

Snowflake
ran away, papa.

Plus me and Petunia
are covering for her

and it's all your fault.
Oh, papa.

Oh really?
And whose idea was it
to lie to your father?

Elvis:
I don't know.

Then why would you do
such a thing?

Because snowflake's
our friend.

And because she's nice.

- Is that so, huh?
- She just wants to be like us.

Elvis, she's not like us!
She never will be.

Look, I know you think
you're doing the right thing,

but like it or not,
those that don't fit in

don't survive.
You can't change that.

Uh.

Don't worry, Elvis,
she'll be okay.

Snowflake:
Come on, I can see it.

There it is.

Jenga:
We've gotta make sure
this is the right house.

- That bald guy looks familiar.
- All right, Freddie,
I've gotta run.

- Okay yeah, take care.
- I'll see you.

Say hi to brumhilda
for me.

Let's go.

Bippety-boppety
booyah!

Huh?

Oh, I think
you missed a spot!

Well, what do you expect
for half price?

- Now if you don't mind--
- but where's the rest of it?

What am I supposed to do?
Walk sideways for the rest
of my life?

That's a y.P.,
not a m.P.

I'm reporting you
to the authorities.

I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

So how we gonna pay her?
It's not like we have
a box of money.

Man: No, I didn't mean it!

- No, please don't!
- Hmmm.

- Man: I beg you!
- Brumhilda: Get out!
You're welcome.

- You beast! Alakazaam!
- Okay okay okay!

Abracadabra!
Ungrateful nincompoop!

- Why, that's the last time i--
- jenga: Hello.

Huh?

- Oh, what a-- oh, gross!
- What are you doing?

- That's rude, I'm a guest!
- Oh-hhh!

- No!
- Hey, oh, gosh!

She's scary!

Jenga: We come in peace, lady.

God!

Bless my wretched soul.

A white gorilla!

- I immediately regret
coming here.
- Uhh...

Both: Huh?

- What?
- What the--

what's the matter?
You never seen a cute
witch before?

Jenga: Hmmm.

I immediately regret
saying I regret coming here.

Honey, this is
your lucky day.

- Brian: So you do like me?
- Wendy: Help!

- Somebody!
- Brian: How am I supposed
to know what you're thinking?

- Wendy: Anybody!
- Quiet in there!

Let us out!
I'm Van-sick.

Wendy, are you all right?
Let me feel your forehead.

Yes, in the heart
of the white gorilla

lies the key
to eternal life.

Hey look, there you are.

And there's
your heart, snowflake.

- Snowflake: Huh?
- Oh my god!

That must be a mistake.
Never mind.

What brings you two here?
No, wait, let me guess.

You want to find
true love maybe?

Smelly armpits?

That's a little t.M.I.
Oh!

You want to make
a telephone call,
is that it?

No wait, that's silly.

Oh, I know. You want
a cute monkey suit!

She wants to be
black, you moron!

Ow! It's actually
not uncommon in teenagers.

I don't get it. Huh?

Why would you want to change
the color of your fur?

Ahhh!

- Yikes! Okay, snowball,
you made your point.
- At last.

- Snowflake: It's supposed
to be lucky.
- Ahem.

Well, sure, piece of cake.

- Mmm?
- Huh?

Here, in here.

Jenga: All right,
now that that's settled
we can talk about me.

Oh oh!

- Huh?
- Huh?

Hey!
What am I, invisible?

Hey, witch!
Yeah you!

- Ooh! I suppose
you want my help too?
- Mm-hmm.

And what do you have for me?

- Hmm?
- Okay then.

- Wendy: Brian,
it's not gonna work.
- One more kick.

Got it.

You want to be a pussycat.

You want a doll?

A doll house.
You want to go home.

Yeah yeah yeah.

If home is where
the heart is...

"Heartbreak hotel."

"California...

Dreaming"?

You want to be a genie?
A lamp?

- Shade? Shane?
- Huh-uh.

- Huh-uh, huh-uh.
- You want to be a... cowboy!

- Huh-uh!
- Cowboys and Indians!

- Ahhh.
- Yee-haw!

- Can't do it.
- Huh?

I can't send you
back to India.

Because despite
what you may have heard,

teleporting is impossible.

- I mean come on, guys.
- Snowflake: Told you.

Snowflake, I was a fool
for trusting you

and I was a fool for thinking
I could change.

Hmph!

Mmm.

Mmm.
Fork it over.

Come on,
yep yep, that's it.

Oh fine.

Ahh, time to meditate.

Huh.

Uh, you're welcome.

Oh yeah, thanks, Brian,
you're the best.

- Move it, bucko!
- Coming, dear.

Pepper: Huh.

Come on!

Well, isn't that
a co-inky-dinky?

Oh no!

It stings!
Help help!

Help help help help!

Help, it stings!
Ooh ooh!

Ohhh.

It's time.
Snowflake, you're free.

All you need is one
black gorilla hair

and your furry fantasy
will come true.

Hello, my name is
Dr. Archibald pepper.

- Okay, so?
- So you took my gorilla.

- Prepare to die.
- Dr. Pepper?

Come on, you know how it goes.

- She's not here right now.
- Hello, my name is
Dr. Archibald pepper.

- You have the wrong house.
- You took my gorilla.

- Uh...
- Prepare to die.

Your deceptive powers
will not work on me,
witchy lady girlfriend!

You know how hard it was
growing up?

Being treated not cool,
like a freak boy?

No you wouldn't,
missy cutie pie.

You won't be pretty
when I'm done with you.

Only I have the booklet
of eternal life.

Yeah, I have that book.

- She's useless to you.
- Hey!

Now are you ready, snowflake?
I can't wait!

- Jenga, let's go! Wake up!
- Pepper: The time has come.

Run, snowflake, run!

Pepper: The time has come.

Take this. And that.

Brumhilda: And a little
bit of that.

Whoa.

Now come to daddy.

This must be it.
Come on, let's find
snowflake.

Good luck.

Hello?

- Are you okay?
- Is this the witch's house?

- We're looking for our friend.
- I must have passed out.

- Who are you?
- Gimme a second.

Where's the witch
who does magic?

Hey, what's with all
the questions?

- We can't find snowflake!
- Hey, uhh, Wendy,

did you ever stop to think
maybe that's her?

Lemme guess.
You're looking
for a white gorilla.

- You're not the witch,
are you?!
- Well,

- I'm certainly no nun.
- Huh?

What, babe?

Just because I'm cute?
Don't judge a book
by it's cover.

And don't judge a girl
by the mask she wears.

Witch!
You're gonna get
dunked in water

if we don't start getting
answers from you.

You just got my best friend
killed and you don't
even care about it!

Without this,
the spell won't work.

Oh.

You're bad.

Ay, caramba.

Will you help?

Monkey tonight

luck be
a monkey tonight.

Where is it?

The bark of a watch!

A silver girl!

It's no use.

Well, snowflake...

Maybe your time
has not come...

Yet.

Wendy:
This is where the witch said
we could find snowflake.

There's that creep's Van.

Uh, it doesn't
look that bad.

Remember, the witch said
to look out for booby traps.

- After you, darling.
- Jeez.

Brian:
Ohhh, so he is crazy.

What's with all the creepy?

Hey!

Brian:
It's no use.
It's locked from the inside.

Come on.
Hurry up.

The coast is clear.

I believe you have something
that belongs to me.

Give it up now!

You really think we'd be dumb
enough to bring it with us?

- Brian: Uh...
- Come on.

Brian!

Good boy!

- And please help yourself
to a frozen pizza.
- No!

Wendy: Open the door!

Oh yeah, the recipe
for eternal life.

- Ha ha!
- Let me out! Let me out!

- Hmm.
- Come on!

Come back here, let us out!

I'm gonna try and break
the window.

Well, that didn't work.

Hey, I don't like
that fan.

Uh-oh, I think
I broke it.

It's sucking the oxygen
out of the room.

Fix it, Brian!

"The bark of a dog..."
Hee hee!

Look what I have!

"A pound of salt,
the helpless cries
of a little girl."

Thank you!

Hmm, that's good!

"And the beating heart
of a white gorilla."

Hold still!

Heh heh!
Oh, hmm.

It won't be long.

Ehh oof, get away!

I should have been
nicer to my parents.

- And not such a brat.
- Here, take this so
you're not so cold.

Thanks, bri.

Hey!
Promise me,

whatever you do,
don't fall asleep.

Brumhilda:
I don't know, six feet tall,
brown hair,

said his name was
Dr. Archibald pepper.

Yeah, Dr. Pepper.

Oh, place looks like
a cyclone hit it.

- There.
- Ahhh.

Purify the soul,

the body will follow.

- Huh?
- Disaster area.

Oh, you know I might be
missing out on some stuff

with all this purification.

Hmm?

- You little traitor.
- Huh?

Don't you care
about your friend?

Ooh.

Easy, tiger.

I could help you find her,
but it's gonna cost you.

Oh.

Hmmm.

Isn't this fun,
snowflake?

Forces of evil,
spirits so foul,

come to my side,
I summon you now.

- Putrid and lecherous,
blackest of deeds...
- Think, Brian, think.

...this innocent creature's
heart I need.

Arise, ye goblins
and ghouls of the abyss.

Grant us thy treats...

...and spare us thy tricks.

It's time, snowflake,

to draw your last breath.

Excuse me for a moment.

Forgot the bark of a dog.

Let's blow
this popsicle stand.

Huh?

Huh?

Snowy!

Oh, snowflake,
what were you thinking?

Boy, are you gonna
get an earful.

- There you are.
- Jenga, you came back!

My heart's been here
the whole time.

My brain,
on the other hand,
has been on vacation.

Well, snowflake,
are you ready?

Where do we go now?
This place is like fort Knox.

Up the stairs.
I have an idea.

Huh?

Hmmm.

How do you know
that creep's not up there?

I don't.
Just trust me though.

Oh.

- Look, glue.
- Wendy, you're a genius.

Let's see if he can
get out of this.

Brian: Hey, bad guy,
stick around awhile.

Good one.

Thanks.

Where's snowflake?

- Heh heh-- oh!
- Wendy: Oh, there she is.

- Don't!
- No, be careful!

- Wait!
- Please stop!

Let's play!

No!

Wendy: No!

Hyah!

Oooh, ooof!

- Yes!
- Only a cat could've
made that jump, jenga!

- I'm not a cat.
- I'm a red panda.

- Come on, hurry!
- Let's go.

- Snowflake: See ya, creep.
- Jenga: Excuse me.

Your aura's way
too cloudy, boy!

Time is up, snowflake!
Now you're mine!

- Oh no.
- They're all locked.

How do we get out?

She wants us
to open it, Brian.

Like I said,
they're all locked.

Let's move!

Wendy:
Look, this way.

Oh...

Mama.

It's a dead end.

Wendy:
There has to be
another way out.

Well, they're not here.

Well.

Hmmm.

Oooh... wah!

Ha ha ha.

Hello!

- Snowflake: Ahhh!
- Hyah!

C'mere! Oooga-booga!

Mmm.

I'm not going
to hurt you.

I just want your heart.

Uh uh uh.

Enough!

Give me your heart
or the little brat dies.

I'm tired of your fun
behind my back.

You don't say,
"Dr. Archibald's
a cool guy."

No one invites me for wine
and cheese at their house!

No way! They say,

"Dr. Archibald's
the worst tetherball player

in the whole schoolyard."

- Brian: One more kick!
- Jenga: Chomo!

- Huh?
- Wendy: This is
sudden death, creep.

Wendy: Your butt just got
kicked into overtime.

You just got
served!

Lovely.

Jenga: Hey look,
it's a cat door.

Ow, ugh.

Whee, there you go.

I gotta tell you
something, jenga.

I never really believed
you were a cat.

- Like I always said, buddy,
be yourself. Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

Snowflake,
please don't change.

At the end of the day
being yourself always means
being a little different.

But what about anvil
and Elvis and Petunia?

They'll ride you
and ride you and ride you
until you wanna break down,

- but that's
no reason to give up.
- Snowflake, come home.

That's where you belong.

I've just missed you
so much.

- I'm sorry.
- Huh?

Hey, you know
it's rude walking ahead
of people like that!

- So what, it's over?
- What can I do?

I don't know.
We didn't come all this way
for you to just give up.

Come on, where would I be
without sticktoitivity?

I failed.
Don't you get it?

Well then,
you fix it, Wendy.
Fix it!

Ohh, you're right.

- Huh?
- Hey!

- What's up?
- Snowflake!

Oh sure, go back
to the cool kids.

Hey, you'll never believe
what happened to me.

First I went to see the witch,
and then she gave me
this potion.

It'll make my fur normal,
and the only thing I need

- is one black gorilla hair!
- But we were just playing.

Why would you want to change
the color of your fur?

And who's been
saying that all along?
This guy right here.

Snowflake,
please don't change.
I like the way you are,

you're my best friend
and I think you're pretty.

Petunia:
Ooohhh, Elvis
and snowflake

sitting in a tree,

k-i-s-s--

anvil:
Here ya go, kid.

- Papa, no!
- Silence!

If she wants
to be one of us,

she's got to look
like one of us.

Uhh.

Well, here goes nothing.

Whoa!

- Petunia: Cool.
- Whoa.

Whoa.

Hmmm...

- All: Huh?
- Wait, snowy,
please listen to me!

You don't need that.

Give it a rest, dad,
will you?

The humans might have
something important to say

for a change.

Go on.

When are you gonna wake up
and smell the coffee?

Just because
snowflake's different?
Brian's different.

And he's not going to change
because he likes himself,

and that's cool.

So he's a little weird,
like that cat.

- Ha ha!
- What if you were
the only black gorilla?

Or the others could
eat more bananas?

Or had hotter prom dates?

The thing that matters
is who you are inside.

- Different isn't bad.
It's special.
- Hmmm?

Like a snowflake.

- So can't we all be friends?
- Mm-hmm.

- Yay!
- Sweet!

Yeah!

- So?
- Hmm?

Hmm?

Huh?

Ya know, things are gonna
be tough for you,

but you made
a brave choice.

Kind of inspiring.

Hmmm?

Huh?

- Yay!
- Aww.

Hmph.

- Friends?
- Sure, girl.

Oh, snowflake.

Newscaster:
We interrupt this program
for a special announcement.

- White house
correspondent Susan--
- female newscaster: Boring!

Why don't we talk about
something that people are
really interested in

for a change?
Like this guy,

who moments ago was
arrested for kidnapping,

witchery and bad drawing.

The victim,
two-year-old snowflake
of Equatorial Guinea,

had this to say...

Which in gorilla means,
"you're such a baby.

Why don't you
go cry like a baby,
you big baby?"

The accused blames it all
on two young children--

says if it weren't
for those meddling kids,

he would live forever.

Talk about marching to the beat
of a different drum.

- Huh?
- Wendy: Uh,
hey, guys, I'm home.

- Wendy!
- Oh, thank god.

Sorry I'm late.

I was worried sick.

- Baby.
- Wendy, sweetheart,
why would you run away?

- We've been looking
everywhere for you!
- George.

Let me think for a minute.
Are you hungry?

- Oh, you're skin and bones!
- Have you eaten?

- You must be hungry!
- Yeah.

Oh, sweetheart,
don't ever do that again.

You're our whole life!
We love you so much!

- Do you want some pudding?
- Sure.

I'll make some pudding.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm sorry, daddy.

So did you just
call me daddy?

- I guess I did.
- It's been awhile.

Hmm, I thought
I was hearing things.

I just finished this.

- Wow.
- Awww.

- What do you think?
- That's awesome!

Jenga:
Yeah, in the end
things worked out

pretty darn good
for snowflake.

She found love on an island
inside her heart.

Hey look, it's a giant
matter-daddy.

Jenga:
And that kind of love
has a way

of rubbin' off on folks
like poison Ivy.

Aw, they're in love.
Aren't they cute?

Jenga:
Yeah, it was a real good
kind of poison Ivy.

- Real good.
- Ha ha!

Spectators: Awww!

Aw!

Jenga:
Brumhilda almost quit
her witchin'.

Even Dr. Archibald
eventually got over

all those childhood
hang-ups.

But I can't tell you too much
'cause that'd ruin the sequel.

- Wendy: Yeah!
- What I can tell you is--

hey! What's the big idea?

I wasn't finished with my--
oh, what's the use?

- Yeah baby!
- Oh yeah.

Petunia in the house!

- Man: Whoa!
- Elvis, Elvis!

- Elvis!
- Aww.

Snowflake: Elvis!

Wassup?

- Anna banana
fee-fi-fo fanna...
- Oh yeah.

Yo manna

Anna banana
fee-fi-fo fanna...

As I was saying before I was
so rudely interrupted,

humans should never own
more than two cats.

Cat lady: Mr. Pinkypoo!

- It's time for your bath!
- Get outta here! No!

If I have
to come and get you,
you'll be sorry, young man!

If I let-let--
let you in

I'm gonna make
your brain spin...

So, Brian, I was thinking,

you might want to go
to the dance with me?

No pressure.

Well, I'd have
to think about it.

Yeah sure.

- Yay!
- Have fun, hmm?

You can shine
like a snowflake

ooh, it's time,
everybody freeze!

I'm gonna--
gonna be in your dreams

like cherry-licious
ice cream

you'd better
go get your skis

'cause I'm gonna make
your brain freeze

avalanche, shake it,
don't break it, take it

avalanche, shake it,
make it snow!

You can shine
like a snowflake

ooh, it's time,
everybody freeze

freeze!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Swing your partner
in the air

then act a freak
like you just don't care

snow down
to the hoedown...

George:
So there's this incredibly rare

white lion cub I'm thinking
about bringing to the zoo.

- Wendy: Awww.
- He could stay at our house
until he's old enough.

Mother:
No, George.
Enough is enough.

George:
He's totally staying with us.

Mother:
I heard that.

Act a freak
like you just don't care

grab your partner
by the hand

and swing around like
a funky can-can

swing your partner
in the air

then act a freak
like you just don't care

Swing your partner
in the air

freeze!

Freeze!

Swing your partner
in the air

freeze!