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Ahh. 16 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,801 - (Molly sighs) - (Cliff laughs) 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,762 Oh my god. 18 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,430 (phone dings) 19 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,433 What? 20 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,145 Cliff: Man, I killed it out there. 21 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,731 Stop, stop talkin' for a minute. 22 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,067 What?! 23 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:09,153 ("Interstellar" by Monte Booker playing) 24 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,739 ♪ Baby, on me, shine like, sun ♪ 25 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,325 ♪ Gatling, gun ♪ 26 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,076 ♪ Fuck for, fun ♪ 27 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,703 ♪ Negligee ♪ 28 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:20,706 ♪ We okay ♪ 29 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,462 Jerome: I keep thinkin' 'bout 30 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,256 the last thing I said to Mama. 31 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:32,426 I told her her dressing she made wasn't her best. 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,054 And it wasn't... but why did I have to tell her that? 33 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,807 Well, you can tell her how much you love it when she wakes up. 34 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,643 - Hi. - How is she? 35 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,686 There's no good way to say this really, 36 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,730 but there's not much more we can do for her. 37 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,400 I know it's a lot, but I think it's best 38 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,694 if you said your goodbyes now. 39 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:50,944 Our good...? 40 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,322 It's time. 41 00:01:53,406 --> 00:01:55,323 (quiet murmuring) 42 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,871 (monitor beeping) 43 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,227 - I don't think that's Mama. - How old do you think I am? 44 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,210 You think this woman is my contemporary? 45 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,479 I know it can be hard to take. 46 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,798 Strokes can really age people. 47 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:13,342 No, this is, this is literally not her. 48 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,759 Who is this woman? 49 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,054 What kind of a hospital are y'all runnin' up here? 50 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,431 Are you sure this is not... 51 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:20,891 Yes, we are sure. We are here with Carol Carter. 52 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,894 You know who this lady looks like though? 53 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:24,872 - Dionne Warwick. - I was thinkin' Stevie's mama. 54 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:27,096 Y-You know, remember Stevie with, with the throat lumps? 55 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,234 Doctor Randall: Maybe we should get this sorted out somewhere else? 56 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,735 - Before... - Um, um! 57 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,362 (softly): I have the Lowry family. 58 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,743 Um... 59 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,996 (indistinct announcement over PA) 60 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,417 I'm sorry for your upcomin' loss. 61 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,711 I'm so sorry. It's been a busy night here. 62 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,671 Uh, okay, Carol Carter, 63 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:54,634 uh, her vitals are stable, and you can see her now. 64 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,427 (indistinct announcement on PA) 65 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,016 - (gasping) - Oh, man! 66 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,436 (soft music playing) 67 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,832 - Dad, can I get you a chair? - What? 68 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,736 - Can I get you a chair? - No, no, no. I'm okay. 69 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,487 Hey, baby. 70 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,658 I can't believe this. 71 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,701 Nurse Terri: Do you know if her blood pressure 72 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:23,412 always runs a little high? 73 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:26,247 Uh, y-yeah, but she takes her pills. 74 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,584 Is she allergic to any medications? 75 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:32,045 - No, n-none that I'm aware of. - (softly): Okay. 76 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,091 - Do you know the last... - Can we do this another time, please?! 77 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,425 Nurse Terri: I can come back. 78 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,055 Uh, nurse? 79 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,015 Listen, I know that my dad is my mom's primary point of contact, 80 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:47,728 - but I'd like to be added to that list as well. - If you'd like. 81 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:49,163 Yeah, you know, it's gonna be a lot for him, 82 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,747 so I don't think he can fully handle it, 83 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,316 but I can deal with it. 84 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,651 - What's your name? - Molly. 85 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,777 Molly. Okay, Molly. 86 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,574 ("raw" by LOONY playing) 87 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,159 ♪ Yeah, when I wake up ♪ 88 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:08,790 ♪ I'm not afraid to show some, mmm, initiative ♪ 89 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,877 ♪ You don't make me feel like no one else ♪ 90 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:14,421 (clattering) 91 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,427 Mornin'. 92 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:24,889 Aw, bedside service? 93 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,891 I could get used to this. 94 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,161 Oh, you sure you ain't already 95 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,396 'cause the last time I woke you up empty-handed, 96 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,064 you looked at me real confused. 97 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,358 Well, don't pick me up to let me down, baby. 98 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,213 - What you got up for today? - Well, I was gonna meet up 99 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:41,865 with Quoia in the afternoon, but she's out sick. 100 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,533 She got a weak immune system. 101 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:47,204 Says it's because her Mom only fed her Trix yogurt growin' up. 102 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,706 Wh... (laughs) 103 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,707 What time you gotta go in to work? 104 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,209 Well, I had a couple clients 105 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,836 cancel on me this mornin', so... 106 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,923 I don't have nothin' till later in the day. 107 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:01,093 So, we... both have time. 108 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,762 Well, yeah, sounds like it. 109 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,266 Did you want some "me" time? 110 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:13,855 Not, me as in me, me as in you, Nathan. 111 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,317 We-we said we were gonna take it slower this time around. 112 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,521 Oh, 'cause you don't usually 113 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,297 fuck on the Ferris wheel on your second date? 114 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,404 Ha, ha. 115 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,009 You know what, it doesn't matter anyway 116 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:28,661 'cause I got plans with Molly for lunch later, so. 117 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,375 Mm. 118 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,632 Although, she does tend 119 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,468 to reschedule on me during the work week, so. 120 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,220 I mean, you know, it would be, 121 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,014 like a waste to not use an open reservation. 122 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:49,408 - And I don't wanna be wasteful. - Yeah, I mean, it's almost like, 123 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,893 if Molly can't make it, 124 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:53,269 we just would have to keep hangin' out. 125 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,439 I mean, we have no choice. 126 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,778 - Let me, let me just call her. - Yeah, yeah. Just checkin' in. 127 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,321 Checkin' in with her. 128 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,535 Hey! What you doin'? 129 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,411 Readin' a book with yo' readin' ass. 130 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:10,538 (laughs) 131 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,091 - You gonna be alright? - Yeah. 132 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,218 It's just so weird, you know? 133 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:28,430 I was just over there the other day, and her mom was fine. 134 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,350 Can't imagine how Molly must be feeling. 135 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,062 Well, I'm sure it means a lot for you to be here. 136 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:37,898 I can come back later, pick you up if you want. 137 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,610 No, I'm good. I... 138 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:44,047 I know this is a lot, and I don't know how long it's gonna be. 139 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,822 I don't wanna take up all of your day. 140 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,658 Issa... 141 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,701 just let me know. 142 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,411 Whatever you need. 143 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,417 Thanks. 144 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,173 Listen, I need to talk to you about somethin' that's been ailing me. 145 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:07,218 Lately, when I cough, it's like a (gags). 146 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,346 Normally, it's like a k-chhoo. 147 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,723 You think it's cancer? 148 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,309 (indistinct announcement over PA) 149 00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:20,399 Hey. 150 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,442 Hey. 151 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,194 How is she? 152 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:27,406 Uh, still unconscious, so we're just... 153 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,076 - waiting. - I'm so sorry. 154 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,995 - How you feelin'? - I'm good. 155 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:36,331 Yeah, you know, I'm, I'm just tryn a make sure everyone else is good. 156 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,125 Someone has to keep them together. 157 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,418 My dad keeps stress-eating in the cafe, 158 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,836 and Curtis keeps countin' change, 159 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,548 like it's not gonna be 79 cents every time. 160 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,800 Well, what do you need? 161 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,720 You tired, you hungry? 162 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,096 I saw a vending machine 163 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:54,141 with those rare Tapatio Fritos. 164 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,685 I'm straight, but thank you. 165 00:07:56,769 --> 00:08:00,521 Um... maybe some clothes. 166 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,524 I can go to your apartment real quick. 167 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,110 That would be so good. 168 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,071 Some guy in here whistled at me earlier, 169 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,632 or he might've been wheezin', but either way, 170 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,449 - yes, please. - Well, you wanna just 171 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,244 trade right now till I get back? 172 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,079 ("GUCCI" by Bree Runway & Maliibu Miitch playing) 173 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,581 ♪ Gucci, Gucci wants a girl they can call ♪ 174 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,584 Oh, damn! 175 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,418 Ooh! 176 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,423 Okay... you cute. 177 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,634 You look good, too, girl. 178 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:31,928 (chuckles) 179 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,765 - Issa: I tried. (laughs) - You couldn't even keep it in. 180 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,434 Hey, thank you so much for all your help. 181 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,438 Today has really been... 182 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:47,610 (sighs) I appreciate you. 183 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,904 Of course. 184 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:53,366 - I love you, girl. - I love you, too. 185 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,462 Wait, did you fuck in this? 186 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,215 'Cause I fucked in that. 187 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,717 ("PBJ" by Tay Money playing) 188 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,302 ♪ Watch me work ♪ 189 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,928 ♪ Bad bitch you gon' twerk ♪ 190 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,389 Wow! 191 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,849 You look like a model. 192 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:19,600 - Aww, thanks. - Sorry, she's high. 193 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,352 (softly): Yep. 194 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:22,937 ♪ Go head throw it back ♪ 195 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:24,039 ♪ Girl, get off my stage ♪ 196 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,316 ♪ If you ain't shakin' ass ♪ 197 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,817 Hey. 198 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,485 Thanks for pickin' me up. I didn't wanna ask you. 199 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,239 All good. Um, how's Molly? 200 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,826 Bein' Molly. Runnin' around, handlin' things. 201 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,078 I'd be a whole mess if this were my mom. 202 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:40,163 I actually called her, 203 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,374 and left her a really loving voicemail. 204 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,751 Yeah, I called mine, too. 205 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,173 So, is there any way you can take me to Molly's, 206 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,216 so I can pick up a change of clothes? 207 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,177 Obviously, I gave her mine. 208 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,722 I mean, I wasn't gonna ask, but, uh, (laughs). 209 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,768 (downtempo music playing) 210 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,941 What says, "hospital chic"? 211 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,692 Velour pants and a blazer? 212 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,254 'Cause the pants say, "I'mma be here for a while," 213 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,572 but the top says, "The doctor might be cute." 214 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,200 Damn, Molly look just like her mama. 215 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,201 Mm-hm, they got the same ankles. 216 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,037 I didn't know she had a dog. 217 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,580 What? 218 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,125 Oh yeah, him. She loves him. 219 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,586 He ain't got no food, no water. 220 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,962 And don't he gotta go to the bathroom at some point? 221 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:33,384 Well, he a house dog. He know what to do. 222 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,594 Okay, PETA. I'll take him for a walk. 223 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,096 Let me just go change out of this ho-ttire. 224 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,889 (dog whimpers) 225 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,267 She was just gonna let you die. 226 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,065 ♪ ♪ 227 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,861 Mm-hm, Carol couldn't get a word out. 228 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,947 Nobody knew what she was tryin' to say. 229 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,408 Yeah... wait a minute. 230 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,991 I'm gettin' another call. 231 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,788 Hello. They confirmed it was a stroke. 232 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,206 Hold on. 233 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,500 Betty wanna pray on speaker. 234 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,419 Aunt Kiki, this is not a good time. 235 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,798 Uh, Betty, can ya text it? 236 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,174 Okay, girl. 237 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,568 Carol mentioned you're in the process 238 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,136 of planning your estate. 239 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,722 - What? - Yeah, we're in the process of... 240 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,434 Wait... y'all didn't finish? 241 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,855 - (phone buzzing) - (softly): Dad. 242 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,399 I gotta get this. 243 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,610 - Hey. - Taurean (on phone): Hey. 244 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,735 Are you coming in today? 245 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,154 Molly (on phone): No, I can't. 246 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,450 I told my assistant I was having some personal stuff. 247 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,159 Oh. 248 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:44,788 Well, did you get a chance to finish your section of the rebranding proposal? 249 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,225 Malcolm wants to hear it all before we present at the retreat. 250 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,710 Yeah, I was, uh, I was, actually, gonna work on that today. 251 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,419 I just need a little bit more time. 252 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,301 Felicia is still available to take this on if you can't. 253 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,094 I just need to know sooner than later. 254 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,846 This is a big deal to them. 255 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,181 No, I, I can do it. 256 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,350 Just... what's the latest you need it by? 257 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,186 ♪ ♪ 258 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,958 - Nathan: You wanna walk him? - Issa: Nah, you got it. 259 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,067 Well, I really wasn't askin', so. 260 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,360 (laughs) 261 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,654 - (phone buzzing) - Oh. 262 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,532 - Hey, Mom. - Delilah (on phone): Hey, baby. 263 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,701 What a loving message you left. 264 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,577 - Well, I love you. - I love you, too. 265 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,054 And you know what, you are so right. 266 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,956 We do need to spend more time together. 267 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,707 So, what's your schedule look like 268 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,375 for the next eight Sundays? 269 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,419 I'm thinkin' about startin' a book club. 270 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,813 - Issa: Oh, um... - Delilah: Have you read 271 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,380 "Turned Away at the Gate"? 272 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:37,508 It's a Christian series. 273 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,301 They say it take a while to get into, 274 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,178 but once they get to the gate, ha, ha! 275 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,056 That's when it really picks up. 276 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,600 Okay, um... 277 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,019 - No, I, uh... - Wait, wait, wait. Who you with? 278 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,605 - Huh? - Who you keep lookin' at? Who you with? 279 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,859 Oh, that's, that's Nathan. 280 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,695 Nathan? Who is Nathan? 281 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,239 Hey, Nathan! 282 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,365 Hey, Ms. D! 283 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,741 Oh, are you my daughter's boyfriend? 284 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,870 - Mom! - Uh, yeah, I am. 285 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,330 Okay, well, come on over here, 286 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,206 and let me get a better look at you. 287 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,543 Issa, pass the phone to Nathan. 288 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,628 Uh, you deserve it. 289 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,754 Delilah: Ooh, look at you. 290 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:20,008 Got a nice smile. I see, I see. 291 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,134 (laughs) You all Steph Curry with it. 292 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,053 (Issa laughs) 293 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:27,265 Oh, Nathan, look I'mma need your phone number. 294 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,768 Okay? 'Cause Lord knows Issa never picks up when I call. 295 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,269 Mom, I, I called you... 296 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,272 You know what? I'm gonna end this now. 297 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,856 - Love you. Bye. - Wait, you didn't tell me what time on Sun... 298 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,071 (laughs) I'm really sorry about that. 299 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,740 It's all good. 300 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,909 You know, it's kinda sweet. 301 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,453 You know you didn't have to... 302 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,913 if it feels too soon. 303 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,709 What? The boyfriend thing? 304 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,419 Nah. 305 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:03,134 Well, I can't believe I'm stuck in a eight-week Christ-a-thon. 306 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,469 I mean, I do kinda wanna know 307 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,554 what happens when they get past the gate. 308 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,099 (laughs) 309 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,684 Her and Stanley must be goin' through a rough patch. 310 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,479 - Why you say that? - I just know how she is. 311 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,648 You know, ever since she and my dad got divorced, 312 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,442 she's kinda been all over the place. 313 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,945 She just needs to figure out what she wants. 314 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,822 What? 315 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,116 Hmm? What? 316 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,619 I saw that look. What was that? 317 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,078 Nathan: I don't know what you're talkin' about. 318 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,498 I saw that face. What does that mean? 319 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,375 What face? You don't like my face? 320 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,379 Issa: Oh, shit! 321 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,759 Are you guys gonna do a carotid doppler on her? 322 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,195 You know, just to make sure that her arteries aren't narrowing 323 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,763 'cause that can cause this. 324 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,349 You used the perfect amount of paprika. 325 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,243 - No more, no less. - What about blood thinners? 326 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,269 Will my Mom need those? 'Cause she's kinda clumsy, 327 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,980 and we just need to know if we need to lock up the butter knives. 328 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,149 It's actually a little too soon to say really. 329 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,043 Mo, come sit down and let this lady do her job. 330 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,653 Listen, I'm just tryna get ahead of this 331 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,822 - 'cause right here on Web MD it says... - Oh, you're one of those? 332 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,990 (exclaims) 333 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,783 Listen, I know you're anxious, 334 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,951 but we really do need to wait for her scans, 335 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,120 and as far as the carotid doppler, 336 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,890 I don't think that's an option since your mother's 337 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,500 had a stroke before. 338 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,251 Yeah, you're mistaken. My mo... My mom's never had a stroke. 339 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,712 Well, um, actually. 340 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,590 Mom had a stroke before?! When? 341 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,301 She said not to say anything. It, it was a minor one. 342 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,720 Lord, why you tryin' to call her home? 343 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,138 - Dad... - But, baby, listen. 344 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,221 Do not get upset. 345 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,307 Now, you know how your mother is. 346 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,161 She said she was afraid you all would be worried. 347 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,437 It does not matter how hard it would've been, 348 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,938 you still should've told us. 349 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,332 I mean, how am I supposed to help you guys 350 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,150 if you keep pretending like everything is fine? 351 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,736 I'm sorry. 352 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,826 ♪ ♪ 353 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,956 - Issa (shouts): Flavor Flav! - Nathan (shouts): Flav! 354 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,456 (shouts) Flavor Flav! 355 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,418 (shouts): Flav! 356 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,419 (softly): Shit. 357 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,259 My only job today was to help my friend, and... 358 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,428 I lose her fuckin' dog the day her mom's in the hospital. 359 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,724 I'm sure somebody's seen him. 360 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,268 Maybe... if we had a picture or something of him? 361 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,437 (gasps) Let me check her Insta! 362 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,065 Oh, here's one! 363 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:27,571 Uh-uh, I can't show this. Look at my eyebrows. 364 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,653 Why would she post this? We supposed to be friends. 365 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,408 Okay... Flav! 366 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,288 (shouts): Flav! 367 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:40,667 You know what? Sometimes dogs remember they walkin' route. 368 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,297 I'm sure he was like markin' his territory that whole walk. 369 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,299 He must be in the area. I'm just sayin' we should... 370 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,427 trace our steps back to Molly. 371 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,306 Okay. 372 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,475 I didn't know you knew so much about dogs. 373 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,311 Had a thing with my dog once. 374 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,895 Me and Thomas had this issue 375 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,606 with these little bitch-ass kids in the neighborhood. 376 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,777 One time, they let my dog loose just to fuck with us. 377 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,612 And that shit was stressful. 378 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,489 Kids are such assholes. 379 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,508 Worst part was I had to come up with what I was gonna 380 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,201 tell my Dad when we got home. 381 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,701 But it wasn't your fault. 382 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,788 It wasn't about that. 383 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,413 My Dad always told me, 384 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:22,375 "Don't let nobody fuck with you, or I'mma fuck you up worse." 385 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,380 Damn. That's so messed up. 386 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,509 Me and Thomas walked around all day lookin' for that dog. 387 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,426 When we finally got home... 388 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,431 he was sittin' on the fuckin' front steps. 389 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:40,018 - (laughing) - Punk-ass dog. I was so mad. 390 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,188 But lowkey... 391 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:47,567 if we ain't find that dog, I was gonna blame Thomas. 392 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,569 That's actually perfect 'cause I'm gonna blame you. 393 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,029 Wowww! 394 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,282 - (shouts): Flavor Flav! - Not appreciative at all. 395 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,410 Both (shouts): Flav! 396 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,288 ♪ ♪ 397 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,294 Is the rest of your family around? 398 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,212 No, but if you have news, I'd like to know. 399 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,589 Uh, your Mother's CT scans and MRI came back. 400 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,676 And they're showing signs of considerable damage. 401 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,345 From what the tests show, 402 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,430 we are looking at possible paralysis. 403 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,513 No. 404 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,349 That can't be right. Test her again. 405 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,853 I assure you, if there's more we could do, we would. 406 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,770 But the stroke was aggressive. 407 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,540 Just tryin' to prepare you for what could come. 408 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,023 I could come back and inform the rest 409 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,442 of your family if you like. 410 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,943 I'll handle it. 411 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,028 Okay. 412 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:37,157 ("Vanishing. (chipmunk)" by anaiis playing) 413 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,788 What did the doctor say? 414 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,374 Um... 415 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,131 ♪ Day in, day out ♪ 416 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:55,384 ♪ Pleading strangers for help ♪ 417 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,721 ♪ Don't dwell upon this thought right now ♪ 418 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,311 - What are you doin'? - Lookin' at replacement dogs. 419 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,230 I don't know why this dog would run away in the first place. 420 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,400 He has the perfect life here. 421 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,234 He's got more amenities than I do. 422 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,737 We'll find him. 423 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,821 Besides, any dog named Flavor Flav's 424 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,199 gonna do what the fuck they wanna do anyway. 425 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,411 (dog barking) 426 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,579 (gasps) Oh shit! Oh my god! 427 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,707 You came back! 428 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,208 - Oh my god! - Come here. 429 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,752 Issa: I'm not gonna lie, I was like, there's 430 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,130 no way this idiot dog is gon' retrace his steps, 431 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,132 but here you are. You did it! 432 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,050 You not dumb! 433 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,844 Smarter than you gave him credit for. 434 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,804 - Aw, he is. - Mm, yeah. 435 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:44,643 (laughing) I honestly could not have done today without you. 436 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:48,438 You're so patient with me. That's why I love you. 437 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,569 (smooth R&B music playing) 438 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,508 Thank you for helpin' out with Flavor Flav. 439 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:20,428 Of course. So easy. No problems. 440 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,515 You know what kills me? 441 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,101 See, my Mom didn't even think that I was strong enough 442 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,228 to handle what she was goin' through. 443 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,021 You don't know that. 444 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:35,234 - What more could you have done? - Somethin', Issa. Anything. 445 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,921 I could've answered more of her phone calls. 446 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,825 Made sure she was followin' up with her doctors. 447 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,490 I was hookin' up with some random guy 448 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,575 when my mom was busy havin' a stroke. 449 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,744 What if she never gets to see me get married? 450 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,913 All she wanted was grandkids, and... 451 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,208 I haven't even been able to give her that. 452 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,917 Bitch, do you know you? 453 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,086 You are doing so much right. 454 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,922 You're smart as hell, you have a... 455 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,717 gorgeous apartment, a good job, 456 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,510 and a really smart dog. 457 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,431 You are doin' a good job with him. Supremely intelligent. 458 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,891 He does know how to use the microwave. 459 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:16,401 Shit is gon' happen how and when it wants to, but... 460 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:22,240 all of this stuff is out of our control anyway. 461 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,868 You're right. I just, I just don't wanna be out the loop. 462 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,747 Not with my family, you, Kelli, or Tiff, 463 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,165 like, y'all are all I got. 464 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,710 I promise you gonna always be in my loop. 465 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,427 You tired? I can grab us some coffee. 466 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,430 That would be great. 467 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:52,979 - I ain't never gonna get that outfit back, am I? - Yeah, you already know. 468 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:57,400 ("Why Hide" by Mark Ronson playing) 469 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,171 ♪ Damn, we got a little bit crazy ♪ 470 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,839 ♪ Wasn't expectin' you, baby ♪ 471 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,218 ♪ Lock my heart, with a key ♪ 472 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,261 ♪ Had to take some time for just me ♪ 473 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,098 ♪ Worryin' about my safety ♪ 474 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,894 ♪ Thinkin' about you daily ♪ 475 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,230 - Oh, ha, ha. Ah! - Sorry. 476 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,817 - I'm just... I was just... Can we... - I'm just... 477 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,778 - Mm-hm. No, you go. - Okay, all right. 478 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,988 Condola: Aw, you hungry, Eli? 479 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,282 Aw, come here, little one. 480 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,867 Receptionist: Hi, can I help you? 481 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,327 We're here to see Dr. Polk. 482 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,288 (Eli crying) 483 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:57,585 ♪ Why must we hide ♪ 484 00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:02,048 - Here you go. - ♪ Oh, I feel it so, so deep inside ♪ 485 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:07,846 ♪ And look at me in the eye ♪ 486 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:12,683 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me if you feel this feelin' real ♪ 487 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:16,436 ♪ Or I'll let you go, let you go ♪ 488 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:23,111 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me if you feel this feelin' real ♪ 489 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,530 ♪ And I'll let you know, I'll let you know ♪ 490 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,326 - Condola Hayes? - Mm-hm? 491 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,369 - You can come back here. - Thanks. 492 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,037 You coming? 493 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,708 ♪ 'Cause it's real to me ♪ 494 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:46,425 ("Whew Chile" by Dai Burger playing) 495 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:47,759 ♪ And the same rules apply ♪ 496 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:49,429 ♪ No matter how the fuck you say ♪ 497 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,388 ♪ So, take yo cappin' ass, yo' actin' ass ♪ 498 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,907 ♪ And please don't even play wit me ♪ 499 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,852 ♪ Cause I'm with the shits, might take yo bitch ♪ 500 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,019 ♪ And now we both slammed, whew chile ♪ 501 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,315 ♪ If you comin' then you better come correct, whew chile ♪ 502 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,609 ♪ Keep it cute or you might get checked, whew chile ♪ 503 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,904 ♪ If you get it then you better get it right, whew chile ♪ 504 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:10,200 ♪ Never messy gotta keep that shit tight, whew chile ♪ 505 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,536 ♪ If you comin' then you better come correct, whew chile ♪ 506 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,873 ♪ Keep it cute or you might get checked, whew chile ♪ 507 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,084 ♪ If you get it then you better get it right, whew chile ♪ 508 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,421 ♪ Never messy gotta keep that shit tight, whew chile ♪ 509 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,464 ♪ Wheeew chile ♪ 510 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,382 ♪ The ghetto ♪ 511 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,651 ♪ These bitches lookin' jello ♪ 512 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:30,345 ♪ Watch me ball like Melo, whew chile ♪ 513 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,763 ♪ You act, ya attitude musty ♪ 514 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,307 ♪ What up up up ♪ 515 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,268 ♪ MC Hammer can't touch me, whew chile ♪ 516 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,394 ♪ Beep beep beep beep beep, move bitch ♪ 517 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,522 ♪ You cappin' you an actor have a seat seat seat ♪ 518 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,775 ♪ Whew chile ♪ 519 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,068 ♪ You don't want no beef beef beef ♪ 520 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,319 ♪ Act crazy if you want ♪ 521 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,905 ♪ And you gon' see see see, whew chile ♪ 522 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:53,242 ♪ If you comin' then you better come correct, whew chile ♪ 523 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:56,746 ♪ Keep it cute or you might get checked, whew chile ♪ 524 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,664 ♪ Whew chile ♪ 38804

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