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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,292 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 2 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:17,001 ♪ That your soul's shaky ♪ 3 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,751 Mmm! Wow. 4 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:21,292 My god! 5 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,417 What the fuck? 6 00:00:22,501 --> 00:00:24,083 I didn't even see that comin'. 7 00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:25,977 Kelli, you can't keep doing that the whole trip. 8 00:00:26,001 --> 00:00:27,292 I will drive us off a cliff. 9 00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:28,583 It's my timeline, okay? 10 00:00:28,667 --> 00:00:30,417 It's a Groundhog's Day of fuckshit. 11 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:32,167 Oof, have you seen Molly's page? 12 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:34,084 Girl, she say she fine. 13 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,709 But then, bitch, why you postin' 14 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:37,084 all those selfies with just 15 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,667 the corner of your face? 16 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,334 Lookin' like a Picasso. 17 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:41,584 It's been two months. 18 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:42,851 She's really goin' through it. 19 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:45,375 I do like her inspirational quotes, though. 20 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:47,709 "Stars can't shine without darkness." 21 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:49,542 - That's not not deep. - Right? 22 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:50,625 You know what, I get it 23 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:52,226 because when I broke up with Qwantrell, 24 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:53,625 I posted so many thirst traps, 25 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:55,375 my DMs still ain't recovered. 26 00:00:55,459 --> 00:00:57,250 They be filthy as hell. 27 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:58,518 You know you could just delete 'em. 28 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,500 - I gotta respond. - You definitely don't. 29 00:01:00,584 --> 00:01:03,500 Then maybe I want to respond. 30 00:01:03,584 --> 00:01:05,084 You know what? 31 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:08,376 This weekend is supposed to be for us. 32 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,543 So, let's not talk about any mess. 33 00:01:10,626 --> 00:01:12,168 Let's not talk about Molly's mess, 34 00:01:12,251 --> 00:01:15,001 let's not talk about Issa's messy mess. 35 00:01:15,084 --> 00:01:18,084 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 36 00:01:18,168 --> 00:01:19,459 ♪ That your soul's... ♪ 37 00:01:19,543 --> 00:01:21,185 I just want us to have a good time. 38 00:01:21,209 --> 00:01:22,918 ♪ Shaky ♪ 39 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,501 ♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪ 40 00:01:26,584 --> 00:01:28,959 ♪ I'll follow ♪ 41 00:01:29,043 --> 00:01:31,043 ♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪ 42 00:01:31,126 --> 00:01:33,418 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 43 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:39,209 Ah! So sorry! Wrong car. 44 00:01:39,293 --> 00:01:40,834 I'll go find my driver. 45 00:01:40,918 --> 00:01:42,501 - Do you know him? - Uh-uh. 46 00:01:42,584 --> 00:01:44,209 Oh, y'all don't mingle in the morning? 47 00:01:44,293 --> 00:01:46,543 - No. - Okay, bye. 48 00:01:46,626 --> 00:01:47,834 Issa : Tamir? 49 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,176 Tamir? 50 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,418 No? Somebody lyin'. 51 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,043 ♪ I go cuckoo ♪ 52 00:01:54,126 --> 00:01:55,501 ♪ Drippin' brazy, don't lie ♪ 53 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:56,668 ♪ In that new-new ♪ 54 00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:58,144 ♪ Hustle one hundred straight nights ♪ 55 00:01:58,168 --> 00:01:59,501 ♪ To get a new coupe ♪ 56 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,001 ♪ Leave messages on Shay line ♪ 57 00:02:01,084 --> 00:02:02,501 ♪ That's my boo-boo, mwah ♪ 58 00:02:02,584 --> 00:02:04,084 ♪ I enjoy loyalty, uh ♪ 59 00:02:04,168 --> 00:02:05,584 ♪ 'Cause I'm royalty, uh ♪ 60 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:06,876 ♪ Baby spoil me, uh ♪ 61 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:08,293 ♪ That mean more to me, uh ♪ 62 00:02:08,376 --> 00:02:10,144 ♪ Trat me like I'm special that's gon' gt you ♪ 63 00:02:10,168 --> 00:02:11,251 ♪ Foreign keys ♪ 64 00:02:11,334 --> 00:02:12,409 ♪ Diamonds on my neck ♪ 65 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,610 ♪ Prolly cost a quarter ki' ♪ 66 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,959 ♪ Don't make no sense-sense ♪ 67 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:16,209 ♪ How they glis'-glis' ♪ 68 00:02:16,293 --> 00:02:17,984 ♪ I'm a big deal, these bitches throwin' ♪ 69 00:02:18,168 --> 00:02:19,243 Booth Attendant: Uh, Carter? 70 00:02:19,268 --> 00:02:20,751 And here you go. 71 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:21,834 That's me. 72 00:02:21,918 --> 00:02:23,102 - Enjoy your weekend. - Thank you. 73 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:25,251 Hey, look who it is! 74 00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:26,992 It's people I see all the time. 75 00:02:27,175 --> 00:02:28,227 Hey. 76 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,251 Good to see you. 77 00:02:29,293 --> 00:02:30,418 - Hi, girl! - Hey, girl. 78 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:33,168 - Hey! - Hey. 79 00:02:34,168 --> 00:02:36,668 Look at you, fresh off the plane, 80 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:37,685 stuntin'! 81 00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:39,959 And you're twinning. 82 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:41,959 Oh, yeah! 83 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:43,834 I usually sleep in this. 84 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:46,459 Oh, gah, I don't. 85 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:48,834 Ugh, I hated this nigga. 86 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:52,209 - Aww, I loved this nigga. - I did. 87 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:53,793 No real feelin's about this nigga. 88 00:02:53,876 --> 00:02:55,293 Um, when y'all checked in, 89 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,459 did y'all get a name tag? 90 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,852 'Cause that smiley bitch over there 91 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:58,852 sayin' I'm not registered, 92 00:02:58,876 --> 00:03:00,126 and she had to make me one. 93 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:02,709 Well, I got one because I am a panelist, 94 00:03:02,793 --> 00:03:04,376 so... big things! 95 00:03:04,459 --> 00:03:06,626 Y'all, not only did they flew me out, 96 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:08,293 but they got me a handler, too. 97 00:03:08,376 --> 00:03:10,793 This is super official. Am I official enough? 98 00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:12,334 Uh, yeah you are. 99 00:03:12,418 --> 00:03:13,657 Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone say, 100 00:03:13,709 --> 00:03:15,293 - "The BLOCC"? - Ah! Me! 101 00:03:15,376 --> 00:03:17,668 What does it stand for again? 102 00:03:17,751 --> 00:03:19,418 Oh, just "Black Life. 103 00:03:19,501 --> 00:03:21,709 Opportunities. And Cultural..." 104 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:22,769 Um. 105 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,501 I had went back and forth on the C's, 106 00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:27,584 but I, uh, landed on, um... 107 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:29,626 Actually, I forget. Uh, lemme just look it up. 108 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,334 Anticipation. I love it! 109 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:32,394 Connection! 110 00:03:32,418 --> 00:03:33,668 Black Life, Opportunities, 111 00:03:33,751 --> 00:03:35,293 Culture, and Connection. 112 00:03:35,376 --> 00:03:36,876 We new, but we out here. 113 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:38,126 I'm gonna learn it. 114 00:03:38,209 --> 00:03:39,560 Well, as a Black that loves connection, 115 00:03:39,584 --> 00:03:41,168 I feel covered. 116 00:03:41,251 --> 00:03:42,060 Are y'all good? 117 00:03:42,084 --> 00:03:42,935 - I stay good. - Yeah. 118 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:44,168 - Shall we? - Mm-hm. 119 00:03:44,251 --> 00:03:45,519 - Yeah. - Yeah, look at us. 120 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:47,501 Lookin' like a diversity brochure. 121 00:03:48,626 --> 00:03:50,876 It feels so good to be back. 122 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:52,185 Ya know, Dr. Rhonda says that this is 123 00:03:52,209 --> 00:03:53,418 a really good opportunity 124 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,626 for me to disconnect, 125 00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:57,084 and stay in the moment. 126 00:03:57,168 --> 00:03:59,793 I don't know that I know how to do that, but I'm gon' try. 127 00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:02,126 I'm glad you're tryin', girl. 128 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:03,959 Oh, shit. Is that Jordanna? 129 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:05,144 Did she have another kid? 130 00:04:05,168 --> 00:04:06,668 She brought all her kids. 131 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:09,019 - Should we have brought Simone? - Think we did it right, babe. 132 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:10,834 This weekend is for us, remember? 133 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,376 Oh, 134 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:13,751 - shit! - Hold up. 135 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,251 Is that Kelli? 136 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:18,209 What the fuck? 137 00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:21,375 They killed me! 138 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:25,000 Oh, is that why they asked me to say a few words? 139 00:04:25,084 --> 00:04:28,375 "Kelli will always be Kelli. Laughs." 140 00:04:28,459 --> 00:04:29,918 Why'd they put my laugh in there? 141 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,709 I mean, I did laugh, but that's 'cause, 142 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:33,918 you do be you. 143 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,918 I do. 144 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,625 Oh, shit. 145 00:04:38,709 --> 00:04:41,500 Maybe it's a good time to get up off the grid. 146 00:04:41,584 --> 00:04:43,168 'Cause I do have some other identities 147 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,834 I've been meaning to try out. 148 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,668 - What's the first one? - French. 149 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,685 - Okay. - Okay. 150 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:49,060 Uh-huh-huh. 151 00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:51,000 Is-is that... Is that an identity, 152 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:52,543 or is that a language? 153 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,918 Shut the fuck up! 154 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:56,851 ♪ Think we on the top now ♪ 155 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,625 ♪ Go and check your intel ♪ 156 00:04:58,709 --> 00:05:00,750 ♪ Last year almost a disaster ♪ 157 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,418 Hey! 158 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,793 Issa, we can all tell who 159 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:04,810 you can't remember 160 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:06,209 by the tone of your "Hey." 161 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:07,293 Is it that obvious? 162 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:09,334 - Hey. - Hey! 163 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:11,918 Real smooth, girl. 164 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,168 How are you? It's so good to see you. 165 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,709 It's been so long, right? 166 00:05:17,793 --> 00:05:19,918 Hey, when you and Tiff had your issues, 167 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,543 how long did it take for you guys to get back-back? 168 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,875 Oh, god. We were fake-back before we were back-back. 169 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:28,543 I mean, child, the jokes I laughed at that weren't even funny. Whew. 170 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,543 Tiff do be strugglin' with them punchlines. 171 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,043 Just don't force it, you know? 172 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,375 It'll happen when it happens. 173 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,125 Just keep bein' there for her. 174 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,584 Like what does she need right now? 175 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:38,125 What makes her scared? 176 00:05:38,209 --> 00:05:39,418 What makes her hair grow? 177 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,101 Is she a night walker, or is she a night talker? 178 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,125 Do she still got both her big toes? 179 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:44,351 'Cause I ain't never seen 'em, 180 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,543 but I never look. The point is... 181 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,334 just give it time. 182 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,209 Thanks. This was, um, 183 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:52,959 worse. 184 00:05:53,043 --> 00:05:54,959 - Bye, Bebe. - Okay, girl. 185 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:57,168 I will never forget Bebe grindin' up on Derek 186 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,875 during Full Moon on the Quad. 187 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,000 Whispering Mystikal lyrics in his ear. 188 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:02,584 That was before we were official. 189 00:06:02,668 --> 00:06:05,250 Nah, everyone knew since day one y'all were a couple. 190 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:07,625 Everyone except thirsty-ass Bebe, apparently. 191 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:09,709 Whoever she is. 192 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,043 She was thirsty. 193 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,709 Parched. 194 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:14,125 Like a shriveled-up prune. 195 00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:16,793 Ha, ha! Prune! 196 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,959 It's a lifelong journey, girl. 197 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:21,668 C'mon, you never had to worry about anyone else. 198 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,168 I mean, after our first date, 199 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,334 I carved our names into a damn tree. 200 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:28,125 Um, what tree? No, you did not. 201 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:29,418 Wow, you don't remember. 202 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,793 I'mma find that tree. 203 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,875 It was a big ole tree, too. 204 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:35,875 Hey! Aw, fuck. 205 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:39,250 ♪ I go on and on ♪ 206 00:06:39,334 --> 00:06:42,250 ♪ Can't understand how I last so long ♪ 207 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:43,918 ♪ I must have super powers ♪ 208 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 ♪ Rap 225 thousand hours ♪ 209 00:06:47,084 --> 00:06:49,459 - ♪ What's my favorite word? ♪ - ♪ Bitch ♪ 210 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,250 ♪ Why they gotta say it like $hort? ♪ 211 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:53,476 - ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ You know they can't play on my court ♪ 212 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,793 ♪ Can't hang with the big dogs ♪ 213 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,125 ♪ Stay on the porch, blow the whistle ♪ 214 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,584 ♪ Blow the whistle ♪ 215 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,043 ♪ Blow the whistle ♪ 216 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:04,834 Wow. Okay, Stanford. 217 00:07:04,918 --> 00:07:06,043 It's so much smaller. 218 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,000 Wait a minute. Ain't that Cheyenne? 219 00:07:08,084 --> 00:07:09,709 Get it! Ah. Ah. 220 00:07:09,793 --> 00:07:10,769 It sure is. 221 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:13,168 Mmm, she was too crazy for me. 222 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,769 What was the name of y'all little rap group? 223 00:07:14,793 --> 00:07:17,209 - Trap Habit! - Trap Habit! Aye! 224 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:20,250 Ain't never seen the trap. 225 00:07:20,334 --> 00:07:21,459 But I had a cousin. 226 00:07:21,543 --> 00:07:23,334 Didn't y'all have a falling out? 227 00:07:23,418 --> 00:07:24,781 Uh-huh. I mean, if we did, it was 228 00:07:24,805 --> 00:07:26,168 probably over somethin' stupid. 229 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,168 Yeah. No, wait, y'all. 230 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:31,418 She left early to go dance on tour with Ciara. 231 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,168 - That's right! - Yes. 232 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,625 - We should go say "hi." - Okay. 233 00:07:34,709 --> 00:07:36,334 Y'all got that. I'mma go mingle. 234 00:07:36,418 --> 00:07:37,918 - All right. - All right. 235 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,209 Ahh! 236 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:45,625 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 237 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:47,308 ♪ Trappin' niggas is a habit ♪ 238 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:48,810 - ♪ Leave 'em with the baby ♪ - All right. 239 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:51,043 ♪ Tell his momma she can have it ♪ 240 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,209 ♪ Yeah, yeah, drop that baby off ♪ 241 00:07:53,293 --> 00:07:56,750 ♪ Drop that baby off, drop that baby off, drop that baby off ♪ 242 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:58,584 - Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. - Oh! 243 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:04,375 Oh my god! 244 00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:09,543 - How the fuck you been? - Still in the Bay. 245 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:10,834 - Okay. - Still killin' it. 246 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:13,209 - Okay. - Just did a video with Saweetie. 247 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,269 What?! 248 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:17,000 I love her. She be eatin' good. 249 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:18,334 Ain't shit changed, bitch?! 250 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,125 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 251 00:08:22,209 --> 00:08:23,959 They thought you was dead, too? 252 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:26,000 Girl, no. I snuck in this place. 253 00:08:26,084 --> 00:08:27,793 Y'all know me. I ain't about to pay 254 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,000 for none of this shit. 255 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,625 - A motherfuckin' G. - That's right. 256 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:33,293 Hold on, Kelli. 257 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,418 But do you still got it, though. 258 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,168 Do you still got it? 259 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,793 I think you mean, do I still... 260 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,543 got it! 261 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:45,000 I see you. 262 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:46,625 I love this bitch! 263 00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:48,168 Yes! 264 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,750 I love her too, but I can't kick. 265 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,375 I'mma go get in the drink line. 266 00:08:52,459 --> 00:08:54,250 Okay. 267 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,101 No one even showed up because y'all said 268 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,168 it started at bedtime, 269 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,834 and then they got busted. 270 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:02,168 Yo, man, we got clowned for that. 271 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,894 We should've left the pajama parties to the Omegas. 272 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,958 Uh-uh. The Omega pajama parties 273 00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:07,250 always smelt like ass. 274 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,833 Them dudes stunk. It was like walking 275 00:09:08,918 --> 00:09:10,168 dead into a bootyhole. 276 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,000 - Right? - Ass-crack smellin'-ass niggas. 277 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:15,293 Strollin' all hard, stankin'. They're like... 278 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,668 Ahh! 279 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,793 Ain't nobody want that. 280 00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:22,333 Uh, well, this was fun. 281 00:09:22,418 --> 00:09:24,208 Omari's divorced now. 282 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:26,543 Bye, guys. 283 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:30,168 What... What the fuck was that? 284 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,226 They've been plannin' to leave us alone for a minute. 285 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:35,918 I guess they don't want you to let me get away again. 286 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,168 I'm sorry. Let... let you get away again? 287 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,875 - Mm-hm. - What I remember is that 288 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,684 we were friends with benefits, and I was the only one 289 00:09:41,709 --> 00:09:43,293 - providing the benefits. - Oh, c'mon. 290 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,875 I like to think I provided some benefits, too. 291 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:47,543 You know what? You did. 292 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:50,209 Your twin mattress, and dates in the dining hall. 293 00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:52,250 I was broke back then. 294 00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:55,209 And there's a lot of stuff we still don't know about each other. 295 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:56,959 Oh, really? 296 00:09:57,043 --> 00:09:58,543 - Yeah. - Like what? 297 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,083 I have a king mattress now. 298 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,434 - We'll miss you, Ron. - They should name 299 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:04,918 a building after him. 300 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,375 He was fine. 301 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,333 Sorry you dead, white lady. 302 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,625 What the fuck? 303 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:18,000 "She had the best stanky leg." 304 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,293 And "always carried a purse." 305 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,250 Who would remember that and why? 306 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:25,168 This one goes out to Kelli Prenny! 307 00:10:29,543 --> 00:10:31,583 Aw, shit. We stankin'? 308 00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:33,684 Yup. 309 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,500 ♪ ♪ 310 00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:36,750 ♪ Do da stanky legg ♪ 311 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,250 I'm so much more than this. 312 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:41,168 ♪ Do da stanky legg when I hit da dance floor ♪ 313 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,543 Come on, untie your leg! Work! 314 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,875 Do the stanky leg. 315 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,418 ♪ Do da stanky legg when I hit da dance floor ♪ 316 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:51,918 ♪ ♪ 317 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:58,084 College ISSA: Issa? 318 00:10:58,168 --> 00:10:59,375 Is that me? 319 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,543 Oh, shit. Throwback me? 320 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,458 I forgot how cute I looked with twists. 321 00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:05,918 No, but this new look is workin' for us, too. 322 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,333 You like this? 323 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:08,750 Yo, we got our braces off? 324 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:12,000 Let me see them teeth. 325 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,625 - Ah! - Let me see them teeth. 326 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,125 - Ah! - Show me how you eat. 327 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,250 Ah! 328 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,375 We stupid. 329 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,568 - So, what are you... - Oh... 330 00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:19,684 Both: No, you go 'head. 331 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,625 So, what are you doing here? 332 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,250 No, uh, it's our 10-year reunion, 333 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,750 and Stanford asked me to speak on a panel. 334 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,043 I knew we'd be a big deal. 335 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,583 Yes! Okay, so what else? 336 00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:33,584 Did we meet T-Pain yet? 337 00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:37,043 Nappy Boy, ooh-wee! Them locks. Mm! 338 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,418 No, girl. But we still got time, 339 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,418 and he is still fine, okay? 340 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,209 Well, do we have any man? 341 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:47,668 Girl, it's complicated. 342 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,918 Oh, like the Facebook status? 343 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,750 Okay, well, I know you're a big-time lawyer now. 344 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,709 Did you and Molly start a firm together? 345 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:57,125 No, I never really wanted to be a lawyer. 346 00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:58,584 - You know this. - I know this. 347 00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:01,750 Well, as long as you and Molly still gully, fa-shizzle. 348 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:05,083 Yeah, we're in a good place. We're bein' good to each other. 349 00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:06,019 Mmm. 350 00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:08,208 No, I, I actually started, uh, 351 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:09,500 my own company. 352 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:10,833 I see you CEO! 353 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,958 Right?! It's called The BLOCC. 354 00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:16,000 Black Life, Opportunity... 355 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,250 Com... fuck! 356 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,958 Maybe I should write it on my hand. 357 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,458 - You'll get it. - I'll get it. 358 00:12:21,543 --> 00:12:24,875 Okay, well, lemme see what them abs talkin' 'bout. 359 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,250 I see you, crop top. 360 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,500 Ooh, sorry. 361 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,793 What you think? 362 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,793 Aw, man. Where did I go wrong? 363 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,168 Shut up. Look at you. 364 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,043 Jamel's cheatin' on you. 365 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,418 He is? 366 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,168 Issa, we goin' to eat. You hungry? 367 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,375 Uh, yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 368 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:43,434 - Aye. - Hm? 369 00:12:43,459 --> 00:12:44,434 Photos on a app. 370 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,834 Invent that shit. Call it Issa-gram. 371 00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:48,209 Okay. Yeah. 372 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,250 What's a app? 373 00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:54,584 ♪ ♪ 374 00:12:57,584 --> 00:13:00,043 Yeah, because being your own boss can be draining. 375 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,418 Anytime I was feelin' down, 376 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,625 I would just remind myself, ya know, 377 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,293 "Damn right I like the life I live, 378 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:06,519 "'cause I went from negative... 379 00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:08,143 - "...to positive." - Positive. 380 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,208 - This nigga gets it. - Mm. 381 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,500 That is excellent. Uh, we have 382 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,418 a follow-up question for Issa Dee: 383 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,019 What's the biggest lesson you've learned 384 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:21,583 on your journey to launch The BLO-CC? 385 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,918 Uh, probably, that I 386 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,918 blew it with the logo. 387 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,168 'Cause it's not the BLO-CC. It's The BLOCC. 388 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,125 No, but I learned 389 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:38,500 to be authentic 390 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,543 in merging 391 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,418 your ideas with your passions. 392 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,000 I have so much pride in my city, 393 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,334 and that's what drives me. 394 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:54,459 ♪ To live and die in L.A. ♪ 395 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,000 ♪ The place to be ♪ 396 00:13:58,459 --> 00:14:00,144 Oh, y'all ain't got love' for Pac? 397 00:14:00,168 --> 00:14:02,375 Let it be known then. 398 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,125 - Woo! - Yeah! 399 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:07,543 Tupac Shakur. Poet Laureate of our hip-hop times. 400 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,625 Nadia, same question. 401 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,418 Okay. Well, first off, 402 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,418 what a beautiful singing voice, Issa. 403 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,625 Thank you. 404 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,293 But I would probably say that 405 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,250 the biggest lesson I've learned is 406 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,418 you have to believe 407 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,583 and invest in yourself, 408 00:14:20,668 --> 00:14:21,976 because people are investing in you 409 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,250 just as much as they're investing in your company. 410 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:27,208 That's good. 411 00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:28,793 I mean, come on. That was excellent. 412 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,500 That was excellent. 413 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,250 And for our final question: 414 00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:35,000 uh, entrepreneurship can be full of ups and downs. 415 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:38,709 At what point did you each start to feel a sense of stability? 416 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:42,168 You know, when did you know that you were on the right path? 417 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,834 Justin: Hm, I don't know, um, 418 00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:47,418 I mean, probably when I got my first round of funding, yeah. 419 00:14:50,543 --> 00:14:51,543 Uh, for me, 420 00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:53,543 it would definitely be when, um, 421 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,875 people started slidin' in my DMs asking me for career advice. 422 00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,793 You know, I remember when I finally quit my tutoring job. 423 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,793 I've never felt that much joy. 424 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,250 Uh, the right path, um... 425 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:16,000 I don't know that I'm on the right path. 426 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,793 To be honest, there's... 427 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,418 There's no way to be sure you've made the right choice. 428 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,708 Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow, and... 429 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,418 realize that I've wasted all my time. 430 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,709 And that's time I can't... 431 00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:35,418 really get back. 432 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,543 Wow. 433 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,250 I'm glad I have a 9-to-5. 434 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,125 Well, look, this has been so inspiring, 435 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:48,834 especially with everything going on in the world right now. 436 00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:51,000 Am I right? I am right. 437 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,959 Now let's open it up to some Q&A. 438 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,834 Yes, you. 439 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:58,043 You did it! 440 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,625 Gimme your autograph. 441 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,750 There she is! 442 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,375 Hey, y'all. I'm so glad I did that. 443 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:05,668 First panel of many. 444 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,168 You live and you learn. 445 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,543 And I am learning. 446 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,418 And livin'. 447 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,020 That's better than my dead ass. 448 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,875 Speaking of, I'm gonna go ahead and go to the band reunion. 449 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:16,958 They probably put together a beautiful tribute. 450 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,958 You know, drums, 451 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:20,333 horns, 452 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:21,668 flutes, 453 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,168 oboes, coronets... 454 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,519 Are we gonna do all the instruments? 455 00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,043 Yes, bitch! Toot-toot. 456 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,519 Well, me and Derek will meet y'all after the AKA thing. 457 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:30,793 - Molly, you comin'? - Um... 458 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,209 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna keep it low-key. 459 00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:36,709 Issa, you wanna just chill? 460 00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:39,709 Can we chill with drinks? 461 00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:41,168 Absolutely. 462 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,209 ♪ 463 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,208 You think they saw us? 464 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:03,809 If they did, I'm gonna claim their class. 465 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,709 Black don't crack. They don't know. 466 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,375 Mm. 467 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,792 It's Omari. He been textin'. 468 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:22,292 Oh, he tryna reapply for that fuck buddy scholarship? 469 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,959 Girl, I don't even know. 470 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,834 But he just got divorced. 471 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,000 What does he even want? 472 00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:29,334 And why did he get divorced? 473 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,417 Did he fuck it up? Did she? 474 00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:36,125 See? There I go. 475 00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:38,417 Legit was not thinkin' about him yesterday. 476 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,709 I'm supposed to be 477 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,375 focused on myself, and just... 478 00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:43,417 worried about the present. 479 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,125 The present. 480 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,750 No time like the... 481 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,292 You know what? 482 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,792 What I need to do is just stop over-analyzing. 483 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,167 Like always. 484 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,000 After everything with Andrew, I've just been so... 485 00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:02,334 in my head. 486 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,309 Wish I could've been like you on that panel. 487 00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:11,593 - Oh, no. - Oh, you kept it real. 488 00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:12,809 For better or for worse. 489 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,709 Yeah, I kept it a little too real. 490 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,875 Nah, girl. It was inspiring. 491 00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,875 I should've been takin' notes. 492 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:30,167 ♪ ♪ 493 00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:38,584 Aw, the Marguerite. 494 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,459 Remember our first trip off campus? 495 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:41,542 Yeah. 496 00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:42,792 And them dumb-ass, stupid-ass, 497 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,084 white-ass parents asked if we were athletes. 498 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,667 Then you cussed them the fuck out. 499 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,792 Sure did. 500 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,375 That's when I knew. 501 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,417 I was like, "I wanna be friends with this girl. 502 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,250 She cusses so eloquently." 503 00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,292 Ha! Yeah, that was before I learned to white-whisper. 504 00:18:57,792 --> 00:19:00,125 All that confidence, boy. 505 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:02,102 Freshman year, we thought we had it all figured out. 506 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,167 We thought. 507 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,667 I mean, even with this panel today, I thought... 508 00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:11,792 I thought it was gonna make me feel like somebody. 509 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,959 Like I was somewhere. 510 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:16,292 But all it did was remind me of where I'm not. 511 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,144 Sittin' up there with the Michelle of Water, 512 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:20,542 and the Barack of Coke. 513 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,292 Girl, you had a whole company. 514 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,542 Barely! 515 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:28,209 I'm still out here plumbin' toilets. 516 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,792 I'm in my 30s, startin' a new career, 517 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,042 still managin' dusty-ass apartments 518 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,750 that somebody else owns. 519 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,500 Everything's out of my control. 520 00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:41,250 Shit at home, in my relationship, 521 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:42,375 even with Lyft. 522 00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,334 I don't control where I go. 523 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,977 Bitch, no, I don't wanna take you and your friends to Palm Springs. 524 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,250 It's Tuesday! 525 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:50,769 Have you had somethin' to eat today? 526 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:51,875 No! 527 00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:56,375 Mmm! 528 00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:58,625 That is so good. 529 00:19:58,709 --> 00:19:59,709 So good. 530 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,750 Tomorrow night, if you're still in town. 531 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,334 Man, the world is so fucked. 532 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:21,584 Are we gon' be okay? 533 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:25,459 You talkin' 'bout the world, or you talkin' 'bout us? 534 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,417 I don't know. I just... 535 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,084 I just want shit to be cool. 536 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,709 I haven't been to this place since... 537 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,625 I guess since they kicked me out. 538 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,667 Fuck this dumb-ass, 539 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,209 dingy-ass, dusty-ass place. 540 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,959 - Yes, I wanna go. - Ooh. 541 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,209 ♪ Lil' mama stay fly ♪ 542 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,750 ♪ Wife beater with the denim ♪ 543 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,625 ♪ She keeps them heels on high ♪ 544 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:06,334 ♪ Man, look at shorty roll ♪ 545 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:09,000 ♪ Man, look at shorty go ♪ 546 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:14,750 ♪ I'm sorry I got it in for your girl, girlfriend ♪ 547 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:20,000 Oh, man. I'm so glad we finally got together. 548 00:21:20,084 --> 00:21:23,167 - Right? - Oh, it's so good seein' everybody. 549 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,250 Must be nice. 550 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,334 You know the band didn't do shit for me? 551 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:27,894 And then the trombonist had the nerve to say 552 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,792 the only thing she remembered about me 553 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,792 was I was allergic to kale. 554 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,292 Bitch, I took every Mandarin test for you for a year. 555 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,417 Remember that?! 556 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,125 But Kelli, you are allergic to kale. 557 00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:40,334 That's... we wrote a whole song about this. 558 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,434 ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪ 559 00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:42,602 - Uh-huh. - ♪ Don't eat Kale ♪ 560 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:43,644 - Nah, nah. - ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪ 561 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:44,788 - C'mon. - ♪ 'Bout ta swell ♪ 562 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,584 Bam! 563 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,292 Y'all are missin' the point. 564 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,750 As always. 565 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,917 Is everything I do a joke to y'all? 566 00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:02,042 Ain't shit changed, bitch. 567 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,625 - Wow. - Ah, say it! 568 00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:05,167 Okay. 569 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,250 Oh, man. 570 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,417 Oh, y'all know Reggae Gold 571 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,959 be puttin' water in they liquor. 572 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,684 - They do. - So why don't we pick up our own, 573 00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:12,542 and sneak it in like we used to. 574 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,709 Say less. 575 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,042 Okay! 576 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,644 Oh, cool. That's the liquor store right there. 577 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:17,917 Oh, you be knowin'. 578 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,584 - You're crazy! - Hell yeah! 579 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,667 I only stopped using my fake ID last year. 580 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,167 Hey, what y'all got in those bags? 581 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,490 I'm sorry, what? 582 00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,977 Oh my god. A gun. He has a gun, Issa. 583 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,227 - He has a gun. - Oh my god. Oh my god. No! 584 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,644 No, no, no, no, no. Please, please, no! 585 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:35,959 Shut up! Shut up! 586 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:37,125 Look, I'll take those bags. 587 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,584 And gimme that watch! 588 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:40,417 Okay, okay. You can have whatever you want. 589 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,209 No, not the watch! That's Cartier! 590 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:43,792 - Tick-tock, bitch! Let's go! - Okay! 591 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:45,167 And give me your purse, too! 592 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,352 Whatever you wanna take from me. 593 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:47,559 You can just take it. You can just take it. 594 00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:48,644 I don't need nothin' from you. 595 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,644 I need you to stop bein' so 596 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,125 - fuckin' loud! - Okay. 597 00:22:51,209 --> 00:22:52,917 - Oh my god! - Shhh! 598 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,584 Shut the fuck up, Chey! Shit! 599 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,625 Chey?! 600 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,042 Fuck! 601 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,727 - Man, come on, Brian. - Look what you did! 602 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:05,917 Cheyenne: What are you doing? 603 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Oh my god! 604 00:23:07,042 --> 00:23:08,309 You always doin' the fuckin' most. 605 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:10,417 Gah! Move! God damn. 606 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,500 Well, I'm sorry, y'all. 607 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:15,625 But, Molly, 608 00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:17,334 come up off them shoes, please. 609 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:18,875 - Yep. - What the fuck, Chey? 610 00:23:18,959 --> 00:23:20,059 Are you really robbin' us right now? 611 00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:21,459 It ain't nothin' personal. 612 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,792 Everybody can get it. 613 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,417 Come on. 614 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,934 Okay, you know what? You want the shoes? 615 00:23:27,959 --> 00:23:29,173 - Mm-hmm. - Have the shoes, Cheyenne. 616 00:23:29,196 --> 00:23:30,292 Take the damn shoes. 617 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,375 Okay. 618 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,375 Oh, no, no. You keep them, Issa. Keep them. 619 00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,625 Ha! But, hey! 620 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,959 Ain't shit changed! 621 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,042 Bitch! 622 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:47,209 Woo! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Let's go, let's go. 623 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,084 I forgot I hated her. 624 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,667 All I know is when I die, 625 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,875 I'm comin' back to haunt everybody. 626 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:00,959 What did I do? 627 00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:02,375 Not enough. 628 00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:05,750 Where's the liquor? 629 00:24:05,834 --> 00:24:07,750 Forget the liquor. Where are your shoes? 630 00:24:07,834 --> 00:24:09,042 Where's Cheyenne? 631 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,542 She robbed us. 632 00:24:14,917 --> 00:24:16,667 - What?! - You lyin'. 633 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,375 What the fuck?! She really robbed... 634 00:24:23,459 --> 00:24:25,000 That bitch set us up! 635 00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:28,084 Girl, did you see your face? 636 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,417 Bitch, I saw yours, okay? 637 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,209 You looked like you were about to cry! 638 00:24:31,292 --> 00:24:32,417 I was scared as shit! 639 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,250 I thought I was about to die! 640 00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:36,292 Me, too! 641 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,792 But also like slightly turned on, 642 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,667 because that robber was fine! 643 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,750 As fuck! 644 00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,500 Your horny, lonely ass. 645 00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:44,792 "Whatever you want! 646 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:46,792 I'll give it to you. It's yours!" 647 00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:48,875 I am what I am. 648 00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:51,125 Why she didn't take my shoes, though? 649 00:24:51,209 --> 00:24:52,875 Oh, you know why. 650 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,417 You know why! 651 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,292 A friendship like this doesn't come around often, 652 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,709 so it's important to value it while it's here. 653 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:08,292 She always, always put her friends first. 654 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,667 No matter how busy she was. 655 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,166 She made me a better person. 656 00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:15,667 Emotionally, spiritually, 657 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,209 financially. 658 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:21,834 She literally cut out coupons for me for six months. 659 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:24,084 She was the true definition of a friend. 660 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:25,750 And when she washed away in that flood, 661 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,750 a piece of me washed away with her. 662 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,084 I lost my soulmate that day. 663 00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:31,834 Sorry, Derek. But she was my ride or die. 664 00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:33,477 I can't even imagine my life without her, 665 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,542 but I know it won't be as full. 666 00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:39,417 I ain't goin' nowhere, girl. I'm right here. 667 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,167 We love you, Kelli Prenny. 668 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,917 And you will always live with us forever. 669 00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:46,394 To Kelli! 670 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:47,834 To Kelli! 671 00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:50,292 Uck, I love y'all. 672 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,834 Y'all are doin' a lot. 673 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,500 Mm-hm. 674 00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:56,334 Did Kelli immortalize her love for you in nature? 675 00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:57,667 Oh, so you found the tree? 676 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,834 Hell yeah, I found it. 677 00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,667 That shit practically found me. 678 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:04,292 Tree was like, "Hello. Here I am. Like I've always been." 679 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,125 Just presented itself. 680 00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:07,375 Mm. 681 00:26:10,042 --> 00:26:12,125 Girl, he didn't find it. I caught him carving 682 00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:13,667 our names in a new one. 683 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,417 But we gonna let him have this because 684 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,209 he's been through a lot lately. 685 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:19,334 - Yeah. He has. Yeah. - For sure. 686 00:26:19,417 --> 00:26:22,125 - Oh, shit! - Hey! 687 00:26:22,209 --> 00:26:23,969 Hey, we missed y'all at the party last night. 688 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,250 Oh. 689 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,125 Ah, that's a story. 690 00:26:27,209 --> 00:26:29,834 Uh-huh. Omari was looking for you. 691 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,834 - Oh, for real? - Just passin' it on. 692 00:26:32,709 --> 00:26:33,959 All right, y'all. 693 00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:35,542 Right here. 694 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:41,000 So, where was the tree? 695 00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:42,542 Outside. 696 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:44,192 Like where... where outside? 697 00:26:44,276 --> 00:26:45,309 In the dirt. 698 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:47,042 - Bye-bye. - Love you! 699 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,875 At least you're alive. 700 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,634 Oh, shit. Sorry, ma'am. 701 00:26:51,817 --> 00:26:52,894 Y'all okay. 702 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:55,375 Wait. We at ma'am status now? 703 00:26:55,459 --> 00:26:57,084 Wow. 704 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,084 So... 705 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:01,375 Omari. 706 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:06,334 - Oh, you want my opinion? - Yeah. 707 00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:10,042 To be honest, 708 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:12,500 you were never trippin' about Omari then. 709 00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,667 And you shouldn't now. 710 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,042 He was on you. 711 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,834 And you just went with the flow, 712 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:19,644 'cause that's how you were about everything. 713 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:21,792 That's what I loved about you. 714 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:24,584 Ya know, you just knew you were gonna be great, and... 715 00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,250 you weren't pressed. 716 00:27:27,334 --> 00:27:30,709 Yeah, but that's when I thought I had all the time in the world. 717 00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,250 Well, what if we still do? 718 00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:36,459 'Cause for me, 719 00:27:36,542 --> 00:27:38,250 I don't wanna get stuck worryin' about 720 00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:39,875 what I'm not, or 721 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,834 where I'm not. I... 722 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,334 I just wanna move forward. 723 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,625 I wanna move forward, too. 724 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:58,375 ♪ ♪ 725 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,709 Hey, Kelli Clan. 726 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:06,352 I know it's been a minute, but I'm back 727 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,792 with a question for y'all. 728 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,625 If you knew the end was coming, 729 00:28:10,709 --> 00:28:13,500 how would you make the most of your time left? 730 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:19,084 ♪ Threw a lock of my hair in the ocean ♪ 731 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:22,250 ♪ To give an offering ♪ 732 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,750 What legacy would you want to leave behind? 733 00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:28,917 ♪ Signed a deal I settled for ♪ 734 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,250 ♪ Insecure ♪ 735 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:33,584 ♪ Now I'm feelin' the sting ♪ 736 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,500 How would you want to be remembered? 737 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:41,167 ♪ Where we go, we don't know ♪ 738 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:45,084 ♪ Justtryna stay on our path ♪ 739 00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:47,417 Is there anything you would change? 740 00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:51,334 These are the questions we're getting into today 741 00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:53,042 with me, your host, 742 00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,334 Kelli Prenny, 743 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,459 on "Prenny's Preguntas." 744 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:10,959 Lawrence: Moon looks crazy tonight. 745 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:13,250 Oh, yeah. 746 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,167 - So close. - Mm-hm. 747 00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:19,959 Hey, you wanna get Thai from, um, Giti? 748 00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:21,375 Or did they... did they close? 749 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:22,792 Everything's been so crazy. 750 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,417 I'm pretty sure they're closed right now. 751 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:29,042 They still send me texts, though. 752 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,375 Must be automated. 753 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,417 Should we? 754 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,667 Um... 755 00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:07,417 Lawrence, I had a chance to... 756 00:30:08,584 --> 00:30:10,709 To think, and, to, um... 757 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,667 Yeah. 758 00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:33,334 Yeah, I, uh, I know. 759 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,917 ♪ Was it just for fun ♪ 760 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,292 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪ 761 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,459 ♪ Was it just for fun ♪ 762 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:57,792 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪ 763 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:08,042 ♪ Was this just for fun ♪ 764 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:11,417 ♪ I need to know 'cause my time ♪ 765 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:16,209 ♪ Lost showed me, showed me something more ♪ 766 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:19,667 ♪ What I bargained for ♪ 767 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:22,084 ♪ You took too much time ♪ 768 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:26,000 ♪ I made up my mind on my own ♪ 769 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,875 ♪ ♪ 770 00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:30,959 ♪ Heavy on my mind ♪ 771 00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:33,375 ♪ I need breaks sometimes ♪ 772 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:37,542 ♪ On my own, on my uh, uh, uh ♪ 773 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,834 ♪ It's like we jumped in too fast ♪ 774 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:42,167 ♪ Too much fun might not last ♪ 775 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,167 ♪ I don't know how it got to this ♪ 776 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,834 ♪ Supposed to be timeless shit ♪ 777 00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,500 ♪ Buddy, you sold out ♪ 778 00:31:48,584 --> 00:31:50,959 ♪ Karma's a bitch, you know, mm-hmm ♪ 779 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,209 ♪ Gonna get yours ten-fold now ♪ 780 00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:54,792 ♪ Bet my whole hand ♪ 781 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,917 ♪ You gonna get what is just yours ♪ 782 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,292 ♪ Loved you at your worst ♪ 783 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:02,584 ♪ Can't make it work ♪ 784 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:06,917 ♪ But I need to know 'cause my time ♪ 785 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,542 ♪ Lost showed me ♪ 786 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:12,417 ♪ Showed me something more ♪ 787 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,500 ♪ What I bargained for ♪ 54079

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