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It's fun*.
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Yeah, I love this!
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You know, you could
have just stayed home
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and watched
a football game.
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Could I, Molly?
Could I?
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Oh, my God, I think
that's J.C. Small.
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Who's J.C. Small?
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Janice Corb Small.
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She wrote
Misbegotten Summer.
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The book defined
my teenage years.
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Huh. Mine were defined by
a Pirelli Tire calendar.
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It was June before I could
say good-bye to Miss January.
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I'm not sure
if it's her.
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She's a bit of a recluse.
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J.C.!
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Did she look? Did she look?
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I wasn't watching.
We got a hinky wheel.
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It wants to go left every time.
See? Look.
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Shh. Shh-shh! Come here.
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Is that who you're
talking about?
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Stop pointing!
What are you doing? Come here.
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Okay, should I go in
and say something to her?
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You'll regret it if you don't.
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I peed next to Mike Ditka
at Taste of Chicago.
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All I could do was stare
at his Super Bowl ring.
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I think I kind
of creeped him out.
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I'm going.
I'm gonna go for it.
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Oh, vodka, vodka,
vodka, huh?
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So many choices of vodka.
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Ooh, have you ever had
this brand?
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I've had 'em all.
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Do you have a favorite brand?
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I love 'em all equally.
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I know who you are!
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Terrific.
Yeah.
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See ya.
Yeah, see ya.
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Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait,
Ms. Small,
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I have to, I have to tell you
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that Misbegotten Summer
changed my life.
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Well, thank you. That's very kind.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Could you get
your hand off my cart?
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Yeah, since I have you,
can I just ask
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if you have any little
piece of advice
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for an aspiring writer?
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Mm!
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Uh, sure. Grow up in a household
of abusive alcoholics.
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God, my mom's kind
of a happy drunk!
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Well, give her time.
We all start off happy.
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You know what?
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If you really want
to be a writer,
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maybe you should just go home
and write.
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"Go home and write."
Go home and write.
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Wow, it's so simple, it's profound.
Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you. Wow.
You're welcome.
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You're so welcome.
Yeah.
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Move.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my cart does the same thing!
It does!
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Did you see that?
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Did you see this?
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Free cheese!
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♪ La, la-dee-dee-da
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♪ La,
la-dee-dee-da ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love
♪ I see love ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love
♪ I see love. ♪
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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Now this'll just take a minute.
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I want to
make sure my mom's okay.
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Well, why-why
wouldn't she be?
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One of her bingo friends died
yesterday.
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Aw, that's sad.
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Yeah, she just won
a HoneyBaked ham, too.
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Well, she went out
a winner.
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What?
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What do you mean, "What""
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You don't return my calls.
I'm worried about you.
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Nothing to be worried about.
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Come on in. I got ham.
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I do love bingo ham.
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Why is it so dark in here?
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I'm practicing
for when I'm dead.
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Ma, don't be that way.
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Nobody gets out
of here alive, Mikey!
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She's fine.
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Here. Eat it before it rots.
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A fate that awaits us all.
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So true, so true.
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You got mustard?
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Carl!
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Ma, you can't give in
to this depression.
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I know you miss your friend.
Friend?
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I couldn't stand
that godless whore.
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Well, if you hated her so much,
why are you upset?
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Sat next to her
at bingo for 12 years.
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Never had a kind word
to say to each other.
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Last night, right before
she died, she took my hand,
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looked into my eyes
and said, "You're next."
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Well, I'm sure she didn't mean
anything by it.
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Really?
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Sounded kind of
specific to me.
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Carl!
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Why don't you come over
for dinner on Sunday?
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It'll cheer you up.
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Uch! Those people are awful.
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What time?
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Oh!
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Well, there's a cry for help.
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Hang on, Calvin!
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I got some
other bottles for you!
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Oh, you're not
my homeless guy.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm Molly from yesterday.
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The supermarket.
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You told me to go away
and leave you alone.
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How the hell did you find out
where I live?
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Well, I may have
followed you home,
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but not in a stalkery way.
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Like a kind of "I'm your
biggest fan!" kind of way.
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Which is a little stalkery,
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but I'm just gonna, I'm gonna
stop saying stalkery.
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So wait, wait! Come on!
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I took your advice.
I stayed up all night writing,
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and I just want you to take
a look at it and tell me
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if I'm wasting my time!
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You're wasting
your time.
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Oh! Ow! God!
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Get your foot out!
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You ruined my system.
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Come on. I know
it's a lot to ask,
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but I-I just want
to be able to say one thing
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to try to convince you that I really want
to be a writer.
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One thing.
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That's the thing.
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Is this really
necessary?
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After I saw the pitiful state
your mom was in,
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I got worried.
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Grandma!
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That music's awful loud.
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I mean, if she fell
or had a heart attack,
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nobody could hear
her yell for help.
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Take it easy.
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You take it easy.
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Last time we talked,
it was a fight.
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Last time you talked
to anybody, it was a fight!
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Grandma!
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Can I help you?
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What is going on?
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I'm out here knocking
like a crazy person.
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Sorry, we saw
the police car.
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We didn't know
it was you.
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"We" who?
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Some members
of our sister church
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are visiting from Uganda.
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And damn if those Africans
don't know how to party.
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Party? It's 11:00 a.m.
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Not in Africa.
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Let's go, Carl.
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Bye, Nana.
Enjoy your party.
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Okay.
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Oh... this is awkward.
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Samuel, what the hell
are you doing here?
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Come on in, child.
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I got a lot of good
Christian African girls
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waiting to meet you.
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I love your grandmother.
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How are you gonna
invite him to the party
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but not your own grandson?
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I like him better.
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Huh.
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Is that-Is that like a Hmm?
or like a Huh!
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna just stop.
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You... I'm gonna let you read.
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I'm done.
And?
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Loved it.
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No!
Oh, yeah.
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Your use of language
is a cross between
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Virginia Woolf
and early Dean Koontz.
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I knew it. Oh, my God,
what do I do now?
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I mean, do I get an agent?
Oh, I gotta get a publisher.
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No, you don't have
to do anything.
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With writing that good,
they're gonna find you.
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Oh, my God!
That's awesome!
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Yeah.
Oh, my God.
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I want a big, big thank you
on that dedication page...
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Okay.
...all right?
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Okay.
All right.
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All right. Bye.
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You're not, you're not
just saying it's good
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to get rid of me?
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No...
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Okay, I am not leaving
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until you give me
your honest opinion.
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You don't want it.
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I gave up everything
to be a writer.
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Oof.
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Okay, it can't be that bad.
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Did you read it?
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Of course I read it. I wrote it.
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Well, that's the problem, you
wrote it. You didn't live it.
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There's nothing real in
those pages. Nothing.
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Are you kidding?!
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What could be more real
than a young Punjabi boy
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struggling in the slums
of Mumbai?!
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The opening paragraph was the
worst writing I've ever read.
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If I could gouge out my eyeballs
and stuff them up my ass
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so I never had
to read those words again,
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I would do so.
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So are you, are you saying
cut the first,
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cut the first paragraph?
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I am saying...
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Oh, God, it drives me crazy,
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people that think they're
writers just 'cause
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they have a fancy laptop
and a cushy seat in Starbucks.
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Hey, for your information,
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my laptop is running
Windows '95.
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And I wrote this at
my mom's kitchen table
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because I still live with her.
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How old are you?
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Like, early, middle-late,
late-early 30s.
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And you are still living
with your mother?
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Not in a weird way.
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I'm with my husband and her
husband and my sister.
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Well, for God's sake,
forget about Mumbai!
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Write about your own
pathetic life.
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Right! God, you're good!
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I mean, I got tons of pathetic!
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You've gotta dig deep.
You know,
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people say that you should
write about
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what you know,
but that's bull.
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You want to write what
you don't want people to know.
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Okay, hang on,
hang on.
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"Don't want..."
Want people to know.
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Ooh, ooh!
People to know.
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"...people to know."
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That's right.
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So I don't want to
see your face again
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till you bring me something deep,
something good,
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something real,
and a bigger bottle of vodka.
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Okay, so no, no face,
bigger bottle.
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Okay.
All right.
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Write. Write.
Right. Oh, right.
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Write.
Okay.
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Oh, wait-wait-wait.
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Um, actually, sorry.
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I don't know how
this got in there,
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but it's...
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I didn't think you were
gonna let me...
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Get out!
Okay.
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It was amazing.
She completely dismantled me.
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Just tore me down.
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And the next minute,
built me right back up.
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You know, it takes them six
months to do that to a Marine.
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She did it to me
in one bottle of vodka.
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00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,117
So she likes your story?
258
00:10:41,119 --> 00:10:44,420
No, hated it with every fiber
of her being.
259
00:10:44,422 --> 00:10:47,590
Okay, I'm confused.
Why are you happy?
260
00:10:47,592 --> 00:10:49,075
Because she told me exactly
261
00:10:49,077 --> 00:10:51,094
what I have to do
to become a better writer.
262
00:10:51,096 --> 00:10:52,345
I have to dig deeper.
263
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,213
Where?
264
00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:54,714
Here and he.
265
00:10:54,716 --> 00:10:57,016
And all up in here.
266
00:10:57,018 --> 00:10:59,886
Did you ever wonder why we
still live with my mother?
267
00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:01,771
Every day.
268
00:11:01,773 --> 00:11:03,723
I mean, I used to think
it was because we couldn't
269
00:11:03,725 --> 00:11:05,441
afford a place of our own.
270
00:11:05,443 --> 00:11:06,693
Well, we can't.
271
00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:09,095
You quit your job and we have
a ton of credit card debt.
272
00:11:09,097 --> 00:11:10,530
I'm talking emotionally.
273
00:11:10,532 --> 00:11:12,532
Numbers mean nothing.
274
00:11:12,534 --> 00:11:14,200
It's six maxed-out cards.
275
00:11:14,202 --> 00:11:16,619
That's about 80 grand
away from nothing.
276
00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:17,770
Well, I...
277
00:11:17,772 --> 00:11:19,322
I need to start asking
the hard questions.
278
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:20,823
I mean, why am
I still in O.A.?
279
00:11:20,825 --> 00:11:22,375
Why is Victoria a pothead?
280
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,827
And whatever really happened
to weird Uncle Frankie?
281
00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:27,547
You had a weird Uncle Frankie?
I had a weird Uncle Frankie.
282
00:11:27,549 --> 00:11:29,882
Yeah, mine had a wonky eye
283
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:32,618
and drove this
beat-up old Cadillac.
284
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,787
So did mine.
285
00:11:36,857 --> 00:11:39,475
Okay, that's enough questions for tonight.
Yeah.
286
00:11:47,801 --> 00:11:50,236
I love this Zumba.
287
00:11:50,238 --> 00:11:51,654
Doesn't feel like a workout.
288
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,189
It's more like we're
dancing at a club.
289
00:11:53,191 --> 00:11:54,991
All that's missing is
a coked-up Persian
290
00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:58,695
trying to give me
a ride home.
291
00:11:58,697 --> 00:12:00,697
Hey, sweetie.
292
00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:02,331
Care to get your
Merengue on?
293
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,118
Um, not really, I got a
lot on my mind right now.
294
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,370
Want to talk about it?
295
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:10,173
Yeah, actually, I do.
296
00:12:10,175 --> 00:12:12,875
Think that could be
really helpful.
297
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,798
Okay, uh...
298
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,718
I've been, I've been thinking a
lot about my childhood lately.
299
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,970
What the hell you
doing that for?
300
00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:26,272
Because when your mentor tells
you to "dig deep,"
301
00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:28,224
by God, you dig deep.
302
00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:30,143
And... dig deep.
303
00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:33,946
Well, for the most part
you were a happy kid.
304
00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:35,181
Yeah? Really?
305
00:12:35,183 --> 00:12:36,282
Well, almost too happy.
306
00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,400
For a while
there we thought
307
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,235
you were one of
those slow kid
308
00:12:39,237 --> 00:12:41,370
Always smiling,
hugging strangers.
309
00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:45,324
You'd sit in the backyard
for hours just eating dirt.
310
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:47,293
You let me, you let me eat dirt?
311
00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:48,961
Like, like dirt dirt?
312
00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:50,663
The body knows what it needs.
313
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,916
The thing I feel really bad
about is the dog.
314
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,001
Monroe?
Yeah.
315
00:12:55,003 --> 00:12:56,719
We got rid of him
'cause we thought
316
00:12:56,721 --> 00:12:59,055
he was the one making
all the holes in the yard.
317
00:12:59,057 --> 00:13:02,558
You told me he
got hit by a car.
318
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,260
Well, if I said he was
living on a farm,
319
00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:06,095
you'd want to go visit him.
320
00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:08,981
Well, then, who did
we bury in the box?
321
00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:11,684
That horrible doll that wouldn't
quit asking for its mama.
322
00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:14,353
You killed
Sleepy Time Baby Girl?
323
00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:23,729
Hey, Ma.
You feeling better today?
324
00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:26,115
I put the potatoes in the
oven and not my head.
325
00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:28,618
So there's that.
326
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,453
There's that great
327
00:13:30,455 --> 00:13:33,339
suicide-based sense of humor.
328
00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:34,957
I'll go heat these up.
329
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,676
Hey!
330
00:13:36,678 --> 00:13:38,544
Mother Biggs.
331
00:13:38,546 --> 00:13:39,962
What's going on?
332
00:13:39,964 --> 00:13:41,430
My friend died.
333
00:13:42,766 --> 00:13:44,350
You had a friend?
334
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:51,924
My condolences.
335
00:13:51,926 --> 00:13:55,144
Bit of a cold snap
we're having, huh?
336
00:13:55,146 --> 00:13:58,397
Don't feel you need to make
conversation on my account.
337
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:02,318
Good, 'cause that kind
of tapped me out.
338
00:14:04,288 --> 00:14:06,405
The more I dig,
the clearer it becomes.
339
00:14:06,407 --> 00:14:08,574
My mother ruined my childhood.
340
00:14:08,576 --> 00:14:09,742
What are you talking about?
341
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:11,294
You turned out fine.
342
00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:12,328
Yeah, did I, Mike?
343
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,463
Did I?
344
00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:16,833
I was gonna say yes,
but you asked twice.
345
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:18,801
So now I'm rethinking my answer.
346
00:14:18,803 --> 00:14:21,637
I thought you wanted to dig up some dirt.
I did.
347
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:24,223
But I didn't think
I'd be the one eating it.
348
00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:26,475
I mean, who knows what else
she's been lying about?
349
00:14:26,477 --> 00:14:28,644
I mean, she told me
I had to quit tap-dancing
350
00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:30,363
after I got my period
because she said
351
00:14:30,365 --> 00:14:33,232
it would scramble my ovaries.
352
00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:35,484
Is that true?
353
00:14:35,486 --> 00:14:37,687
I don't know!
354
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,488
I don't know anything anymore.
355
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,108
I mean, I don't know, am I even
really allergic to mushrooms?
356
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,910
I... Probably not, here.
357
00:14:43,912 --> 00:14:45,077
Well, I...
358
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,445
No, nothing.
359
00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:48,981
No, I'm getting it.
360
00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,584
Do you need a Benadryl
or something?
361
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,588
Here, here, here,
here, here, here.
362
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,673
Down, down, down, down.
363
00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:02,261
Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay!
364
00:15:05,299 --> 00:15:08,184
Okay, everybody.
365
00:15:08,186 --> 00:15:10,386
Let's eat.
366
00:15:12,556 --> 00:15:14,523
Dear Lord.
367
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,946
We thank you for
this wonderful bounty.
368
00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:22,732
Tonight I ask that you
hold me in your grace
369
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:25,918
and not judge me because
of the company I keep.
370
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,570
Amen.
371
00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:28,988
Can you pass the rolls?
372
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:32,191
Yeah, sure, can you tell me
who my real father was?
373
00:15:32,193 --> 00:15:33,743
What are you talking about?
374
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,361
Look at us, okay?
375
00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:37,663
One of these things
is not like the other.
376
00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:38,864
So, who's the mutt, Mom?
377
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:40,532
Is her father on the
farm with Monroe?
378
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,218
Or weird Uncle Frankie?
379
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,169
My brother Frankie?
380
00:15:43,171 --> 00:15:45,471
Different Frankie, Ma.
Let it go.
381
00:15:45,473 --> 00:15:47,590
m, what's
she talking about?
382
00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:48,541
I have no idea.
383
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:49,875
I was faithful
to your father.
384
00:15:49,877 --> 00:15:52,711
That sweet angel was cold
in the ground
385
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:54,480
before I got back on that horse.
386
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,649
Yeah, or under it.
387
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,484
Hey! I was still a young woman.
388
00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,719
What was I supposed to do,
put a cork in it?
389
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,554
I saw that once in Tijuana.
390
00:16:02,556 --> 00:16:04,774
Pass the green beans.
391
00:16:04,776 --> 00:16:06,409
And what about my issues
with food?
392
00:16:06,411 --> 00:16:07,994
Or the-the fact
that I still live here?
393
00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:09,245
Or my poor choices in men?
394
00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:10,913
Hey!
Not you.
395
00:16:10,915 --> 00:16:12,731
The chorus line
of gay guys before you.
396
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:14,867
Okay, that's fair.
397
00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:16,953
Okay, it all traces back
to one little redhead.
398
00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:20,139
Who I don't look like,
and neither does she.
399
00:16:20,141 --> 00:16:22,174
Are you my mother?!
400
00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:24,410
Oh, shut up!
401
00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:25,795
No, we're not gonna shut up!
402
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:28,097
We've been silent too long!
403
00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,348
The only time
you've been silent
404
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,633
is when you had
dirt in your mouth.
405
00:16:30,635 --> 00:16:32,635
Why'd you think I let you
eat half the backyard?
406
00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:34,086
Because you were drunk!
407
00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:35,638
'Cause you were
a pain in the ass!
408
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,140
Yeah, did you ever ask why?
409
00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:39,859
You want to know why?!
410
00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:41,277
Screw you, that's why!
411
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,062
You threw a roll at me?
412
00:16:43,064 --> 00:16:44,530
Couldn't reach the potatoes!
413
00:16:44,532 --> 00:16:45,614
Yeah? Well, let me help you!
414
00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:47,566
Hey, hey, hey!
415
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:50,653
I haven't had any yet.
416
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,822
Aah!
417
00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:53,906
What did I do?
418
00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:54,991
You married her and you won't
419
00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,242
get her out of the house!
420
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:58,044
It's 'cause she's horrible
with money!
421
00:16:58,046 --> 00:16:59,378
Hey!
422
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,446
You stay out of this!
423
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:01,630
Well, what about me?!
424
00:17:01,632 --> 00:17:02,631
I'm part of this family, too!
425
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,500
Aren't I?!
Shut up!
426
00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,502
Oh, my...
427
00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:11,173
Damn it, I choose life!
428
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,604
Help!
429
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,562
God, it was awful.
My whole family hates me.
430
00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:31,596
Mm.
431
00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:33,398
Congratulations.
432
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,068
That's the first step
in becoming a real writer.
433
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:40,721
I haven't talked
to my family in four books.
434
00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:42,690
Oh, God, that's so sad.
Mm.
435
00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:45,493
No, it's much better to be loved
by millions of readers
436
00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:48,696
than six people who happened
to fall out of the same vagina.
437
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,366
Big family.
438
00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:53,418
Big vagina.
439
00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:56,971
Yeah, I just, you know,
440
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:57,957
the thing is I...
441
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,841
I kind of love my family.
442
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:01,259
I thought you wanted
to be a writer?
443
00:18:01,261 --> 00:18:02,243
Oh, I do.
444
00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,912
Well, then this is
your new family.
445
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:06,765
It may not have
much personality,
446
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:09,851
but it won't molest you
when you get your boobies.
447
00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:11,803
Oh, God!
448
00:18:11,805 --> 00:18:13,271
Sorry.
449
00:18:13,273 --> 00:18:14,522
That's all right, I mean,
450
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,641
everybody's got
a weird uncle, right?
451
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:21,479
I don't know, I'm just
not really that comfortable
452
00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:24,983
airing my family's
dirty laundry.
453
00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:26,434
Aw, you know what?
454
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,369
We don't have
to talk about it anymore.
455
00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:30,038
I mean, you've had
a pretty rough day.
456
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,323
Yeah.
You should just relax.
457
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,776
You got potato
in your hair still.
458
00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:37,996
Oh, I know.
459
00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:41,466
Oh, my God.
460
00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:44,836
Look at that.
461
00:18:44,838 --> 00:18:47,622
Look at that sweet face.
Oh, my.
462
00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:48,756
There it is.
463
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:49,841
Okay, yup, yup.
464
00:18:49,843 --> 00:18:52,427
Little dimples there! Aw!
Yup, yup.
465
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:54,596
Look at that...
466
00:18:54,598 --> 00:18:56,147
Yes, thank you.
467
00:18:56,149 --> 00:18:58,399
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
468
00:19:04,473 --> 00:19:06,774
Well, you know,
if you wanted to clean up,
469
00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,326
we could take a bath.
470
00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:15,283
You know, the thing is
471
00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:16,251
I'm-I'm really,
472
00:19:16,253 --> 00:19:19,987
uh, kind of a home showerer.
473
00:19:20,822 --> 00:19:24,425
♪ Hungry eyes
474
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:28,363
♪ Did I take you
by surprise... ♪
475
00:19:28,365 --> 00:19:30,598
You know, Flynn,
I think
476
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,518
that you have real potential.
477
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,387
I'm feeling like
you've got those...
478
00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:37,972
hungry eyes, yeah.
479
00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:39,474
Oh...
480
00:19:39,476 --> 00:19:41,476
You know, it's getting pr...
481
00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,696
...pretty late and
I don't want to...
482
00:19:44,698 --> 00:19:47,682
I don't want to put you out or anything...
Just don't talk.
483
00:19:47,684 --> 00:19:49,150
I...
Do not talk.
484
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:52,853
Oh, gosh, am I...
485
00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,355
am I in your chair?
486
00:19:54,357 --> 00:19:55,823
Let me...
487
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,087
There we go, that's...
488
00:20:09,089 --> 00:20:11,506
that's better.
489
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:13,975
Now, I know
490
00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:16,811
why you followed me
home the other day.
491
00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:18,263
Oh, God, I should...
492
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:20,598
I should be getting back
to my police officer husband
493
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,151
who knows exactly where I am.
494
00:20:24,771 --> 00:20:26,938
No, I think you should
just stay right here.
495
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:29,073
And I'm gonna run up and
get us a couple of kimonos.
496
00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:30,692
Okay.
497
00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:32,694
Oh!
498
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:38,199
I like to get that
out of the way.
499
00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:56,050
Nope.
500
00:20:59,037 --> 00:21:05,488
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