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[ambient street noise]
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[♪ "One Margarita" by Casa Di,
Steve Terrell & That Chick Angel playing]
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[speaker]
If I was single, and it's cuffing season,
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I would definitely try
to slide in someone's DM
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or see if-if my friend has a friend.
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Um...
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Yeah, I'm not just gonna be by myself
in cuffing season. [laughs]
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Oh, cuffing season's hunting season,
you know?
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If, uh, you don't have
a significant other already in place,
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you go out hunting every weekend.
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♪ Gimme one margarita,
I'ma open my legs ♪
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♪ Gimme two margaritas,
I'ma give you some head ♪
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♪ Gimme three margaritas
I'ma put it in my puss ♪
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♪ Gimme four margaritas
I'ma put it in my tush ♪
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♪ Gimme five margaritas,
margaritas... ♪
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Thank you!
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Um... [humming]
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Ooh! Let's grab that table over there.
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No, no, no, we're gonna stand at the bar
and look sexy and approachable.
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If men are gonna reject me,
I'd much rather be seated.
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- You know, set expectations.
- Come on!
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Plus, this bitch loves to sit!
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[Tamika]
Great, a dark musty corner.
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[Melissa Jackson]
Sitting is very highly underrated.
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- [Tamika] If they can see us.
- [Melissa giggles]
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Oh! Hey!
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Someone is making eyes
at you from the bar.
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- Oh, no thank you. No, no, no, no.
- [Tamika and Allie laugh]
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Do you even wanna meet someone?
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Of course, I do, you know?
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Not only do I need to,
like, forget about Rory,
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but I need to move on from Alex.
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- Yes, you do.
- Good. So, we know our goal.
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Let us help you get there.
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Okay, what you need to know about me
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is that because of societal standards,
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I'm like... human cilantro.
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Seriously!
To some guys, I'm like soap,
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and the ones that do want me,
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they're already up on
somebody else's taco.
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What about that guy that was flirting
with you in class?
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Oh, Carlos!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, the fruit agent.
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No! [laughs]
I already did the work thing,
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and it was a certifiable shit show.
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But I met Lamar at work.
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- Wait, why was he at Sephora?
- [Tamika] Fashion week.
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When you're a makeup artist,
you meet fine-ass models on the reg,
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like all day,
and, honey, they all check for me.
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I hadn't really thought
about Carlos like that.
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- Well, have you tried him out?
- What do you mean?
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Oh, I audition all my conquests.
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I do a dry fantasy run,
and if it becomes a wet fantasy run?
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- [gasps]
- [clicks] I make those dreams come true.
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Okay, well, here's
to making dreams come...
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[all laughing]
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[Allie] I'll send you an app to set
the mood. Thank me later.
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♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme a beat! ♪
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[Melissa] Okay, Allie,
let's see what your app can do.
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[crowd applause on app]
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[narrator on app]
My play premiere was a huge success.
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I was giddy and tipsy from
so many people congratulating me,
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and that last glass of
Prosecco certainly didn't help.
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- [vibrator buzzing]
- I sneak backstage to center myself
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when I see that sexy actor Herman.
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I'd always heard about understudies having
a Star is Born moment.
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[Melissa]
I should really see that movie again.
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The original, not Gaga's.
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[narrator on app]
Hey, girl, stop letting your mind wander.
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You're supposed to be thinking
about Carlos. Now, get to work.
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I realized we were alone backstage.
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He met my gaze
and slowly sauntered over.
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I was wondering if, uh,
if you can help me.
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- [♪ soft music playing]
- I got sewed into these pants,
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and it's kind of embarrassing,
but I can't take them off.
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[narrator on app] All I wanted to do
was rip those pants right off,
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but we needed them
for tomorrow's performance.
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So, I found a pin
and knelt in front of him
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to undo the stitches. I felt flush.
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Was it the Prosecco, or was it him?
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- [whoosh]
- [vibrator continues]
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[annoyed sigh]
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You're supposed to be Carlos.
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[narrator in app]
You tell him, girl.
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This is supposed to be
a Carlos fantasy run.
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Now help me, help you, and focus.
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Where was I?
Oh, yes.
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The air was electric
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as I slowly loosened
each stitch on those pants.
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I was so close to his Jack in the box,
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I could tell he was ready
to pop right out.
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Tonight's performance was over,
but I was up for an encore,
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and he was definitely up, too.
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Careful. That tickles.
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[narrator in app]
Wait, why are we letting him back in?
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I just wanna make you happy.
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[Melissa]
Because I know he can get me there,
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and I'm gonna be late for work.
[sighs]
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[vibrator humming]
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[Mel moaning loudly]
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[Josh] Well, there's some naming drama
with the ghost kitchen.
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Sir Rise-a-Lot is the front runner,
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but Kaya wants my new sourdough starter
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to be Li'l Yeasty.
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[weak laugh] That's a good one.
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But like,
why's it gotta be li'l, you know?
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- Yeah.
- [Josh] Oh, shizz.
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- [cart whirring]
- I'm out of Mel's hazelnut creamer.
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Never mind, I will crush up some-
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No, no, actually, uh,
just one coffee for me.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise?
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[scoffs] No.
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Wheatney Houston, yes.
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Hi.
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As managers, you are the first line
of defense against sexual harassment,
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so it's important to know
what constitutes harassment.
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Well, that can include
unwanted sexual advances,
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comments about appearance,
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catcalling, sexual innuendo.
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[mutters]
Having a vivid dream about a coworker?
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- [soft laugh]
- [instructor] Pardon me?
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Uh...
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Having a vivid... dream
a-about a coworker,
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does that- does that count?
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Not if you don't say it out loud.
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- Noted.
- [laughter]
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As managers, you will be
the eyes and ears of JFK.
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And when it comes to romantic
relationships in the workplace,
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it's okay to ask a person out once.
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But, if they say no,
asking them again would be harassment.
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What if you've been hanging out with
someone, say, for a month and some change,
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but you didn't have the
DTR convo yet, hypothetically?
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I don't know what DTR means.
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"Define the relationship."
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- Best not to shit where you eat.
- [laughter]
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Pardon my French.
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As managers, it's best for you
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to just disclose
any workplace relationship
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to the head of HR, so there are no issues
if it goes south.
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I can tell you that
one in three US workers
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have or are currently involved
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in a romantic workplace relationship,
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and the majority of those people,
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they did not disclose to their employers.
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So, my High Flyers,
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the moral of this story is...
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- disclose, disclose, disclose!
- [clapping]
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You don't have to do it three times.
Just the once will be fine.
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The other two times, I did for emphasis.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[quiet airport chatter]
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I found your earrings this morning.
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Why are you treating it
like it's evidence? [laughs]
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I coulda got it tonight.
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Does this mean
you'll finally stay at my place?
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- No, not with your mama in the next room.
- Boy, she don't care.
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Besides, she told me to
invite you to Thanksgiving.
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She can throw it down.
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You make it hard to say no.
Let me see if I can work out my schedule.
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- You make the schedule.
- [laughs]
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Oh, um,
I disclosed our relationship to HR.
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Wait, why?
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You're a manager.
You should know that.
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It's part of the sexual
harassment seminar.
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No, yeah, yeah, you right,
you right.
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- Yeah.
- You right.
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- [laughs]
- What else did you learn today?
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That telling you about the dream I had,
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where I handcuffed you...
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- Oh.
- ...is definitely
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- sexual harassment.
- [laughs]
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- Ms. Hill, you...
- Mm-hmm?
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...are very, very convincing.
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[♪ sensual music playing]
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Why don't you notify HR that I will
be coming to yours for Thanksgiving.
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- Deal.
- Deal.
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Tell your mama, too.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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[Alex Williams]
You know you're amazing, right?
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Oh yeah, I just...
I just want you to be happy.
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[Patti]
Frick! [sighs]
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[Melissa]
Why are you still here?
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- You're gonna be late for your pickup.
- [Patti] I know.
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I'm supposed to be
having lunch with Mike.
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He's my suitor from Lost and Found.
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- [giggles]
- Gross.
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- I'll take it if you take my Friday night.
- Really? Nice!
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Nope, we don't do that.
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Oh. [imitates explosion]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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Bachelorette in New Orleans.
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- Uh-huh. Mm.
- Okay, well, one piece of advice.
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No matter how drunk you get,
those beads have no value.
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- Keep your ladies covered.
- [laughs]
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It's not that type of bachelorette.
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[Melissa]
Then what kind of bachelorette is it?
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We're just a bunch of married ladies,
in matching PJs,
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giving the bride
lessons from the battlefield.
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- Ah. Well, can I come, please?
- Uh-huh.
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Man, I thought I'd have
relationships figured out by now,
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- but I definitely don't.
- [laughs]
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- Boy problems?
- Yeah, it's complicated.
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I thought I was over my ex,
but he is living in my head rent-free.
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- [sighs]
- Mm. Girl, been there.
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[Melissa]
Yeah, it's like, part of me knows
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that I need to make a clean break of it
and just move on,
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- but it's hard.
- Oh, yeah.
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So hard because we work together
every single day.
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- Clarissa!
- [Clarissa] Julie!
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- Julie!?
- You made it! [laughs]
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Wild horses and six pins in my ankle
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couldn't keep me away!
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- Mel, could I talk to you for a second?
- Uh-huh.
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[nervous laugh]
This was supposed to be Patti's pickup.
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[Melissa]
And now I know why.
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So...
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me and Julie had a fight last night
about our exes at our wedding.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, and I had to tell her about us.
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- Wait, she doesn't know about us?
- No, it's not that.
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It'd just be great if you could,
like, not be here right now.
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Yeah, lucky for you,
I don't wanna be here.
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Mel!
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I've heard so much about you.
It's nice to finally meet.
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Right! It's just...
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[overlapping awkward chatter]
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Uh, Clarissa,
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this is Mel.
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Wait. You're Mel?
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You know what? Uh-
I have to pick up a foreign dignitary,
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so I'ma get on that and get you seated
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so you guys can get the show on the road,
am I right? [laughs]
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Mm, how does this work?
[gibberish]
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[announcement over PA]
Attention, passengers.
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The terminal is now on lockdown.
All flights are grounded,
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and you cannot leave the terminal
until further notice.
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We appreciate your patience
as we work to resolve this situation.
237
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- Thank you.
- Shit.
238
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So, we're stuck here?
239
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- [♪ downbeat music playing]
- [Alex] Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Yeah, we are.
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[clatters]
242
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,687
[passenger] Serena! Serena!
243
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,522
All this is unnecessary.
244
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,066
Serena's a wanderer, always has been.
She'll wander back soon.
245
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,028
I'm sorry, but since you already checked
her in as an unaccompanied minor,
246
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:15,198
she's the airline's responsibility
until she's found.
247
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:18,701
- [passenger] Serena!
- Now we know why we're on lockdown.
248
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,203
Well, there goes the swamp tour.
249
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:23,039
You know what?
I should get to the security office ASAP.
250
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,041
- I'll drive you.
- Oh! Okay, great.
251
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,877
- No. No, no!
- [Alex] Is everything okay?
252
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,588
I checked in the luggage that had
all the scavenger hunt lists inside,
253
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,839
so I only have this one copy.
254
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,466
[cutesy]
Aw, man. Mm.
255
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,477
I figured we could do it while we wait,
but [sighs] now what?
256
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,847
Y-You know what, Yummy?
257
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,682
That is actually solvable.
We'll just go to my office
258
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,892
and make some copies.
259
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,894
No, no, you need to do your job,
so we can get outta here.
260
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,312
But, maybe Mel could take me.
261
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,605
- Oh, no.
- Oh no, she's busy.
262
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,899
- Super busy. Just woo!
- It'd be really quick. [laughs]
263
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,108
Thanks so much!
264
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,777
[♪ "I've Got Your Man"
by Lady Saw playing]
265
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,239
[nervous laugh] Alright, bye.
266
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,365
[nervous laugh]
267
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,742
Oh, Lord have mercy.
268
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,620
♪ I've got yo man,
and you can't do anything ♪
269
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,456
[Melissa]
So, what's on this scavenger hunt list?
270
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,875
Change shirts with a stranger,
get frisked by a cop,
271
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,710
sign a guy's butt.
272
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:13,047
I mean, I don't see how Alex
could find these "inappropriate."
273
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,799
Well, he's just probably being protective.
274
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,926
- Yeah, that's what he said.
- Mm.
275
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,303
But lucky for him,
I like to keep things spicy.
276
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,806
- I bet you do.
- [giggles]
277
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:25,268
So, Clarissa tells me you're hung up
on some guy at work.
278
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,186
- It's not Alex, is it? [giggles]
- Oh! No, no, no, no.
279
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,355
It's Carlton... Herman.
280
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,690
He's a merman- model- mo-
281
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,191
- He models swimwear. [laughs]
- Oh, okay.
282
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,318
Uh, when he's not doing business,
my business,
283
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,237
- he's all up in my business. [laughs]
- Oh! [laughs]
284
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,656
Um, but yeah. Herman is my nickname
285
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,491
for him with my friends, so...
286
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,285
My nickname for Alex is Energizer Bunny.
287
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,246
- Oh. Ah. Ooh!
- He could keep going and going...
288
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,582
- Did you have a nickname for Alex?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
289
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,084
I don't give boyfriends nicknames.
290
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,253
It's just plain old Alex.
291
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,505
Alright, here we go. [imitates fanfare]
292
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424
[laughs]
Let's get you some copies, alright?
293
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:59,177
♪ And you can't do anything about it ♪
294
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,568
[Julie]
Wait, boyfriend?
295
00:12:00,569 --> 00:12:03,347
I thought it was a little three months,
friends with benefits thing.
296
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,725
Nope. [laughs] It was exactly that.
Not a big deal.
297
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,643
[laughs] Yeah, right. Of course not.
298
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,020
[♪ tense music playing]
299
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,563
Oh, God, no, it's just Alex told me
300
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,565
that you were very clear
you didn't want anything more.
301
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,650
No, I didn't, and I don't.
302
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,277
Right.
303
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,446
Look, we're so glad that
you're coming to our wedding.
304
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,281
Alex told me that you're afraid to fly.
305
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,908
Yep. [awkward laugh]
306
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,494
You're such a good friend for doing that.
307
00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:27,663
[DeShawn]
I hope this lockdown lasts all day too.
308
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,583
Shit, I'm tryna take all y'all money.
Oh, yeah, that's my book.
309
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,752
[Kaya]
What's this about Tina and Thanksgiving?
310
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,879
- Please tell me you didn't say yes.
- It's just dinner!
311
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,590
Aw, y'all cute or whatever.
312
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,051
It's not dinner, T,
it's Thanksgiving dinner.
313
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,136
That's why they named it!
Look, bro, next you know,
314
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,472
she gonna be at your house,
every night, bonnet on.
315
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,850
Facts. Probably canceling her cable
and utilities right now.
316
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,311
- [Kaya] Don't pay them no mind.
- It's not even that serious.
317
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,854
We literally just started dating.
318
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,481
Oh, "Just started dating."
Like a year ago!
319
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,191
[Kaya]
Okay, okay, let's settle this.
320
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:58,569
Has she left any random shit at your spot?
321
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,447
Uh, a pair of earrings,
but it was an accident.
322
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,866
[sighs] Okay, if it was one earring,
it would be an accident.
323
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,661
A pair of earrings, she's saying,
"Oh, we go together now."
324
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,579
Exactly. Bro, what'd I tell you?
325
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,831
These girls are smart! Three stacks.
326
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,375
Wh-What about your earrings?
327
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,794
Do you leave them at home,
or you got a place to leave 'em?
328
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,129
- What are you doing right now?
- I'm trying to hit on her.
329
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,008
- [DeShawn] Bro, why would you say that?
- Okay, look, anyway!
330
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,802
If you aren't serious about Tina,
331
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,096
you need to break up with her
before the holidays.
332
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:28,140
Look, do I like her?
Yeah. Of course. She's great.
333
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,560
But is she the one? I don't know.
334
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,104
- I mean, how does anyone know?
- [overlapping hums]
335
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,356
You know, bro, honestly, for me,
336
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,150
it's when the imperfections stop being
the deal breaker.
337
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,069
That's when you know,
you know what I'm saying?
338
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,822
Like, I knew Didi was the one
when I would share everything with her.
339
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,199
- Aw.
- Everything? Even your food?
340
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,784
Oh, especially my food, bro. For real.
341
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:50,204
I'm not sharing my food with nobody.
I will never be that in love, straight up.
342
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,457
- [DeShawn] [laughs] Famous last words.
- [Kaya] You're gonna be alone forever.
343
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,377
[announcement over PA]
We thank you for your continued patience
344
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,712
during this lockdown.
345
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,006
[Julie]
Oh, no way.
346
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,962
Are you looking for anything
in particular? Can I help?
347
00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:04,844
[Julie]
When I started dating Alex,
348
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,221
he would take me to this
Thai restaurant all the time.
349
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,932
He thought he was being all fancy
ordering off the menu.
350
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,851
"We'll take the good shrimp,
not the frozen shrimp.
351
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,687
- And tell Gus to make it extra spicy."
- [mouthing along]
352
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,189
Um...
353
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:19,526
That's a good order.
I, um, I used to work there.
354
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,906
[sighs] You know, you...
355
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,867
you have such a pretty face.
356
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:31,079
There has to be someone that can help you
move on from Mr. Merman.
357
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,957
Yeah, there's this guy
in my management class,
358
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,169
but, you know, he entered the chat,
but I don't know.
359
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,755
Okay, fun fact.
360
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,925
I wasn't so sure of Alex
when we first met.
361
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,468
But then, he surprised me
362
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:48,639
by making me fall in love with him.
[weak laugh]
363
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,521
I probably shouldn't tell you this, but...
364
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,981
Alex is looking at jobs
at Hartsfield-Jackson.
365
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,693
[laughs] Cool.
366
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:04,195
I could put in a good word
with him if you like.
367
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,197
- [rattling]
- Yeah, that would- Oh! Look, okay!
368
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:09,200
- [slams tray]
- It's always the toner. [laughs]
369
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,452
Um, it's always
the last place you look. We should,
370
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,913
- you know, probably test it out.
- Yeah, let's test it out.
371
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,040
Just so he won't forget.
372
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,251
- [copying]
- Of course you have perfect titties.
373
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:21,754
- [Julie giggles]
- [♪ jazz music playing]
374
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,173
- [sighs]
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
375
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,300
- [fake laugh, indistinct]
- What!?
376
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,388
- He's gonna love this. [laughs]
- [typing]
377
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,232
[text whirs]
378
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,527
[sends text]
379
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,649
- [♪ jazz continues]
- [vents whirring]
380
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,656
[♪ jazz trumpet solo]
381
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,880
[♪ music tempo increases]
382
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,676
[♪ music softens]
383
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,096
I've been waiting for you.
384
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,640
♪
385
00:16:15,561 --> 00:16:20,396
[Melissa] It's crazy how much
random food is in here,
386
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,565
and it doesn't smell like a compost pile.
387
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,483
You'd be surprised what
palo santo can do, you know?
388
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,235
[Melissa]
Mm. That's true, powerful stuff.
389
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,237
- Okay, be honest.
- Mm-hmm.
390
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,198
How much of this shit
do you end up stealing?
391
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,742
Honestly, most of it.
392
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:33,868
[laughs]
393
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:37,538
Listen, it's not like people can come back
looking for it or whatever. They...
394
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,791
go off to whatever country they're from,
leave all this stuff to go bad.
395
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,543
- Better to not waste it.
- Ah.
396
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,712
You are doing a good service, sir.
397
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,424
- Thank you. [laughs]
- [laughs]
398
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,670
I'm actually surprised you came.
399
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,095
Well, I'm...
400
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,306
full of surprises.
401
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,659
- L-Let me give you a tour.
- Yeah, yeah. [laughs]
402
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,772
- [♪ sensual music playing]
- He tastes like salami.
403
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,066
- I'm sensing a theme.
- ♪ Baby baby ♪
404
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,319
I can do this, just like I practiced.
405
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,199
Thank God I shaved this morning.
406
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,451
Is he doing the alphabet?
407
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,869
[heavy breathing]
408
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,540
Nope, just the letter I, italicized.
409
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,209
Aw, he's so proud of himself.
410
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,336
Good for you.
411
00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:26,921
- Is that a condom or chocolate?
- [laughs]
412
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,172
Either way, yes.
413
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,341
- [Carlos grunts]
- [Melissa] Ooh! [gasps]
414
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,176
[grunting]
415
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,762
Not a chocolate.
416
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,516
Ooh! It's chocolate week on
British Bake Off.
417
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,143
- [grunting]
- Girl, focus up before it's over.
418
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,603
[gasps]
419
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,190
And it's over. Okay.
420
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,024
[♪ music stops]
421
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,109
Whoo!
422
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,569
[laughs]
423
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,322
- That was fun, right?
- [Melissa] I miss Alex.
424
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,575
- [sighs]
- Yeah, it was. Totally.
425
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,952
Uh, where'd you get
that scar on your chest?
426
00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,871
Oh.
We went camping upstate last summer,
427
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:02,331
and I-I tried this Bear Grylls hack,
and I was-
428
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,793
We? What do you mean by we?
429
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,712
You don't care that I got a missus, right?
430
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,590
[belt rattling]
431
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,676
- You're married. [snickers] Of course.
- Uh-huh.
432
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,636
Mel, what's the big deal?
N-No one has to know.
433
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,805
I do! I know!
434
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,432
Why would you cheat on your wife?
435
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,350
I don't wanna talk about
my marriage right now.
436
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,729
Okay, yeah, and I wanted to cum,
and that didn't happen for me,
437
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,772
so I guess this didn't work out
for either of us.
438
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,066
- [Carlos] Wow.
- [Melissa] Okay-
439
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,152
You know what?
Just one thing. Why me?
440
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,070
Why not? You're beautiful-
441
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,780
Ew! Ew. Ew.
442
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,490
We're two adults,
443
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,202
killing time during a lockdown.
444
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:42,372
I-I seriously don't understand
why you're getting so upset.
445
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,834
Because I shat where I ate!
446
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,631
[hushed]
Pull it together, pull it together.
447
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,009
[phone dings]
448
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,181
- [sniffles]
- [clattering]
449
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,266
[sniffles]
450
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,987
- What are you doing back here?
- Nothing.
451
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,156
Nothing is my favorite thing to do.
452
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,616
Can I sit there?
453
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:21,035
I am very much in the mood
454
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,622
to do absolutely nothing.
455
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,876
Well, a lot of people are
looking for you right now.
456
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:29,969
Why are you hiding?
457
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,839
Because my mom says I have to go
458
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,300
to North Carolina to see my dad.
459
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,093
That sounds fun.
460
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,721
I've never been to North Carolina.
What if I don't like it?
461
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,558
Mm... Well,
462
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,560
depending on which part, you might not.
463
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,771
But, you know, doing something new
464
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,567
is scary for everybody, not just you.
465
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,946
Let me tell you a story about
taking chances. It's about Bessie...
466
00:19:56,655 --> 00:20:00,616
something.
She was the first Black female pilot
467
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,411
to fly in the US.
468
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,997
Or France.
469
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,415
There was something about France.
470
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,960
I wish I'd read the blurb,
but I got the gist. Anyway,
471
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,628
imagine how she felt
472
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,590
doing something new
for the first time,
473
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:19,552
not knowing how they'd treat her
or if she'd make friends.
474
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,637
- And- [grunts] Duck!
- [door banging]
475
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,849
[♪ upbeat music playing]
476
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,152
[sighs]
477
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,731
Who was that man?
478
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,860
Nobody. Absolutely nobody.
479
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:38,579
You know what?
480
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,990
Do you wanna see the display?
481
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,034
And you'll have something fun
to tell your dad.
482
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,369
- Deal?
- Okay.
483
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,704
Alright. Let's get outta here.
484
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,291
♪
485
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,084
Oh, no!
486
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,587
I forgot how to honk the horn!
487
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,923
- Oh, I can do it.
- Okay.
488
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,883
- [honks horn]
- [over PA] Ladies and gentlemen,
489
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,052
the lockdown has been lifted.
490
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,846
Thank you for your patience
as we work to get you to your destination.
491
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,682
Where were you? You should've checked in.
I could've helped.
492
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:10,173
Well, at least now you know I can
handle things when you're not around.
493
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:11,938
Have fun in Atlanta.
494
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:16,026
♪
495
00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:21,864
Those jackals picked
every bone clean up there.
496
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,534
First rule of lockdown,
take what's yours, and fast.
497
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,328
Okay. Good to know
you got survival skills.
498
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,839
- [giggles] Ah!
- Ah-ah! Whoa.
499
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,165
Talk about biting the hand that feeds you!
500
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,542
Sorry, it's not you, I promise.
501
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,043
- Wow.
- I grew up with five brothers,
502
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,045
and my survival skill is not sharing food.
503
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,256
Well, there'll be plenty enough
to go around on Thanksgiving.
504
00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:40,550
- No need to bare your fangs, babe.
- I will be on my best behavior.
505
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,385
- I'll even bake a pie.
- [laughs]
506
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,429
[phone alert]
507
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,640
Well, my break is done.
508
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,976
- I'll see you tonight.
- Mm-hmm.
509
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,562
- Oh, and you owe me a foot rub.
- Yes, ma'am.
510
00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:56,316
[planes idling]
511
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,159
Well, well, well.
512
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:01,029
Melissa Action Jackson.
513
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,447
How's it feel to be a hero?
514
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,033
- [crunching]
- I don't really feel much like a hero.
515
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,327
What's up?
516
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,580
I'm really trying to change, Terrance,
517
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:13,249
but I keep hitting wall
after wall after wall,
518
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,003
and it's like I'm stuck.
519
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,464
And I don't wanna give up, but- [scoffs]
520
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,425
shit hurts.
521
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,594
You sound like my Roomba.
522
00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,596
- Come again?
- Hear me out.
523
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:30,141
When I first got it, I was like, "Yo,
this robot is about to change my life."
524
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,186
- I'm about to change the channel.
- Stay with me, Jackson.
525
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:36,022
So, for the first couple of days,
all the Roomba did was hit walls.
526
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,232
- Mm.
- I thought the shit was broke.
527
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,942
I was ready to send it back.
528
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,571
Then I woke up one day,
and the shit was working.
529
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,823
Turns out, the walls were information.
530
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,367
Every wall was teaching it where to go
531
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,952
and where not to.
532
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,039
[crunching]
533
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,458
- Okay, Yoda.
- [laughs]
534
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,127
Alright. I'm a Roomba.
535
00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,589
- Come on.
- Yay. [laughs]
536
00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:03,132
- [radio clicks]
- [Patti] [on radio] Patti for Mel.
537
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,635
Pickup at B35.
538
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,929
[sighs] Roger that, on my way.
539
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:10,223
I don't know why she's such a bitch.
540
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,808
[Patti] [on radio]
Uh, you're still pressing the talk button.
541
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,020
- I know.
- [laughs]
542
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:16,980
I gotta go.
543
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:18,523
Oof!
544
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,816
When you gonna give that up?
545
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,236
Okay, one wall at a time.
546
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,112
[laughs] That's fair.
547
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,447
Plus, if I quit, you'll figure out
548
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,866
that the only reason why I come down here
is for your little metaphors.
549
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,826
- I got a million of 'em.
- Ooh.
550
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,117
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- And your chips.
551
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,666
And crumbs.
552
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,592
Mm, good.
553
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,152
- [♪ "Five Seconds" by Twin Shadow playing]
- [train rumbling]
554
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,723
No, I'm serious!
555
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:55,476
We've all have thought about
having sex at work, right?
556
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,562
- [Allie] Mm-hmm.
- I just didn't think I would do it
557
00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:59,564
- on top of or near charcuterie.
- Ew.
558
00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:02,900
- The sausage goes inside, not under.
- Thank you!
559
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:05,236
As God is my witness, I am never, ever
560
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,154
dating anyone at work again.
561
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,739
Well, your boyfriend,
Jackie D's gon' fix it.
562
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,242
- Mm, he been helping me fix it all day.
- [Allie/Tamika] Mm-hmm.
563
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:12,660
- [glasses clink]
- Thank you.
564
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,412
[Tamika]
Alright, let's ruin this fruit man's life!
565
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:17,874
I got his Facebook, LinkedIn,
and Venmo up. Let's do this.
566
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,418
- No! [laughs]
- Okay. Calm down! [laughs]
567
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:22,420
- I'm so ready.
- I know, I appreciate you,
568
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:24,547
but karmically,
I ain't got no more cards to play.
569
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,340
So, if you wanna help me,
570
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,343
- you can update my HiveMind profile.
- Dassit?!
571
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:32,890
- Yes!
- Look, I hit a wall today, but...
572
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:35,184
I'ma keep going.
573
00:24:35,185 --> 00:24:37,685
- I'm proud of you. [laughs]
- Aw, thank you. [laughs]
574
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,146
Uh, you have no full-body pics on this.
575
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:43,357
Um, that's because they already know
what's on the outside of that. [grunts]
576
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,943
Alright, hold on,
I think I have something that will work.
577
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,946
Okay, have you had sex at the bar?
578
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,533
Okay, that was a long pause! [laughs]
579
00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:54,493
I got it. My finest work.
580
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,496
Mel, meet Mel 2.0.
581
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,457
[weak laugh]
582
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:00,584
Wow.
583
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,416
- [laughs]
- Okay, legs. I'm stealing that top.
584
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:07,006
Wow. Alright, let's put
this picture to work y'all.
585
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,467
[laughter]
586
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:09,809
[sharp exhale]
587
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:11,928
- Here we go.
- [Tamika] Nope.
588
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:14,222
- [Allie] He's cute.
- [Melissa] He's 24!
589
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:16,182
- Not with the teeny-weeny beanie.
- [Tamika] What? Ew!
590
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,726
Get away from the life coaches.
That's just drug dealers.
591
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,811
Okay, if he has that many scarves,
he don't need me.
592
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,438
- No, no, no, that's a life coach.
- Okay. No,
593
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,940
the fish, if he was cooking it.
594
00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:26,150
- [Allie] Oh. He's got soulful eyes.
- [Tamika] He's cute. Mm.
595
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:27,236
[scoffs]
596
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,154
♪ There's no way to forget it all ♪
597
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,198
[chuckles] It's my brother.
598
00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,826
- [hoarse laugh]
- [Tamika] Why is that so funny?
599
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,495
He's married.
600
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:40,414
♪ I'm not trying to make you cry ♪
601
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:43,502
♪
602
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,678
♪ I don't believe it ♪
603
00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:56,889
♪ You don't believe in me ♪
604
00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:00,811
♪ So, how could you make me cry? ♪
605
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,189
♪There's no way to forget it all ♪
606
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,775
♪ I don't know why ♪
607
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:11,613
♪ But I'm not trying to make you cry ♪
608
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,325
♪ Five seconds in your heart ♪
609
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,036
♪ Straight to the heart ♪
610
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:20,622
♪ I can't get to your heart ♪
611
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,675
[♪ song ends]
612
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,556
[♪ fanfare playing]
613
00:26:37,606 --> 00:26:42,156
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